#Texas Hold'em

[flawsandbey]

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: February 11 2024

Lyrics:

This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo)

There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city)

In the basement (in the basement), that shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)

Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')

Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right

We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh, run me to the left

Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me, honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us)

Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)

Too cold to panic (cold to panic)

All of the problems just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)

And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right

We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh, you run to the left

Just with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh

So park your Lexus (hey), throw your keys up (hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a-, come take it to the floor now, ooh

Songwriter:

Take it to the floor now, ooh

Hoops, spurs, boots

To the floor now, ooh

Tuck, back, oops (ooh, ooh, ooh)

Shoot

Come take it to the floor now, ooh

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too

Furs, spurs, boots

Solargenic, photogenic, shoot

Beyoncé Knowles / Brian Bates / Elizabeth Lowell Boland / Megan Bülow / Nathan Ferraro / Raphael Saadiq

SongFacts:

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Homepage:

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[cmoonai]

I am a person who is not good at calculations, but I like playing Texas Hold'em poker very much. I often lose, until I discovered this, he can help me calculate the winning rate. All I have to do is to follow or not to follow.

[porterdavis]

Farewell to an original. A poker legend.

[brkmydrms]

Highlight: Playing Texas Hold'em Poker with friends at 700PM🙃& getting m...

[rennerator]

Oh, you KNOW he WILL!!! :D Go OFF, Cas!!!!! S2 LOVE LOVE LOVE <3

Castiel gon be playing this one on repeat! 🤠 😇

[magmacrunch]

The Hauge, September 2015

magmacrunch media via @noodles6312

[sukopon]

Kyjuton doodle from school!

[weruradio]

Azaelia Banks Is Not Feeling Beyonce's Country

[monlivrepratique]

Pour tous les types de chance

Casinos/Blackjack/Roulette

Loteries/Powerball/6-49

Courses de chevaux/courses de chiens

Texas Hold'em Poker

Les paris sportifs

Marchés boursiers

[sparrownnax]

regular texas hold'em except guns are allowed

Ok, mechs fans.

What exactly are the rules of New Texas Hold ‘em?

This has been plaguing my mind

[theminecraftbee]

the fact doc's built texas hold'em in hermitcraft btw has me like. god i have got to see these people play poker. i need to understand what their playstyles is. this is vital to me. is my estimation of their characters through "how they play cards" correct atm. i haven't heard about any wild hermit poker games yet so i am currently semi-confident i haven't missed one. the fact that "wild hermit poker games" is now fully a possibility is a gold mine for people like me specifically. thank you docm77,

[st4rb3rries]

OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33

BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; chaotic friend group hc's!

warnings; cussing

a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.

karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???