#Terrible Idea

[cerealsnail]

reading this page broke me

[thefriendoforatioisdead]

Where is the decorum ? Where is the respect ? Like sure Pud and Earn also had sex in the office but at least it was somewhere remote ! In a dark corner ! KARN AND KRIS WERE ABOUT TO DO IT ON THE TABLE WHERE THEY HOLD DAILY MORNING MEETINGS !

[revolutionarywig]

what if i do this thing where every fouche friday i draw thirst trap fouche and add it to that chain-

[elfboypussy]

I’m high as fuck time to start honour mode

[irbcallmefynn]

Dreadful idea: Fill your pooltoy friend with hydrogen

On one hand, yay they're lighter than air! Lighter than helium even! So floaty! Must be fun!

On the other, sure hope they don't touch anything too hot or uhhhhh

Uh Oh!!!

[pussysidon]

Terrible idea: every five years a popular book or book series gets re-written by a randomly selected author. The chosen author can do whatever they want with the series as long as it's cannon compliant

[sarifel-corrisafid-ilxhel]

Terrible Idea No. Whatever

This has no basis in canon, but: The Animorphs find out about an actual superhero in The Big Urban Area Near Their Hometown. The superhero is called Bad Dog, and they are absolutely terrifying, but they never hurt anybody. They just scare the crap out of bad guys so badly that when the cops arrive, the bad guys are a gibbering mess, or sometimes the bad guys run to the police for help and turn themselves in.

Every time the police try to catch Bad Dog, like, say, by chasing Bad Dog down an alleyway, the vigilante just vanishes into thin air. Turns out it's just Erek tricking and scaring the bad guys with cleverly used holograms and forcefields.

[witchof-hearts]

top 10 bad ideas. number one

[despairinglakepasta]

terrible idea but what if someone made a mix of Just Like You by Falling in Reverse and Red Wine Supernova by Chappel Roan

like it would go like:

I've so lonely for the longest time (Chappel Roan "uh huh!") They tell me that I'm such a lovable guy ("nuh-uh, girl!")

it would be so cursed and so excellent

[baron-von-beefdip]

Hamburger Harmer

[axolotluv]

I need Wallter and Mark to be real and I need them to be my parents

[bitletsanddrabbles]

Gladys: *full panic* OMG. OMG. The Duke? I can't marry him! I can't! I need to get out of this! How do I get out of this? OMG I have to do some - OH! Oscar! Hello!

Oscar: *pretending he's not depressed* Good morning, Miss Russell. How are you?

Gladys: *still panicking* Great. I'm wonderful. I was wondering - I know I turned you down before, but would you still be interested in getting married?

Oscar: I....really?

Gladys: *glimmer of hope* Yes! Yes, really. I want to marry you.

Oscar: *can't believe his luck* Of course! Gladly! I'll make you very happy, you won't regret it one bit.

Gladys: *PANIC COLLIDES WITH RELIEF!* That's wonderful! Thank you! We should go elope right now! Today!

Oscar: *stunned* Oh, alright! I don't know - I guess we'll have to find someone to perform the ceremony. Don't know how you do that on short order, but I'm sure we can -

Oscar's Survival Instinct: *SMACK!*

Oscar: Wait a minute. This is very sudden. Does your father know about this?

Gladys: Oh. Um. ....no?

Oscar: Alright, no, you are a very nice girl, but I am not committing suicide today.

[evelinamox]

Just another day in the House of Lamentation.

Satan watching Mammon duck-tape Levi to the ceiling: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Levi: Oh, we've had worse.

[munchkinwsketches]

A terrible sketch idea I had.

[leaf-storm-40]

for next splatfest, we should all vote for one team so that we all get mirror matches

[picturemecountingcards]

i succumbed to the afternoon nap