#Temperatures are weird | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sweettsubaki · 11 months ago

Text

Sometimes I feel like a weirdo because while I like the beach just fine when it's warm outside (not hot, I hate it and it has made my spanish/Italian mom very sad), I actually love it more when it's not. It makes my grandma scared because we're very much on the beach and the sea gets very close but I think it's great (granted we are ready in case it destroys the apartment tho it hasn't happened in like 40 years).

Like, this is great

Very beautiful and photogenic

But I just love this

It just feels more lively even if, technically there are a lot less people around (also we can't go swimming because of the pollution 😢 despite it being the best moment to get into the sea)

#Normandie #Normandy #My photos #Look I can't go swim when it's warm outside bc the water seems way too cold unless it's at least 35°C and the channel just doesn't get #These kinds of temperatures.#Like I can't get into the Mediterranean sea in the south of France because I find it too cold #Temperatures are weird #If I'm gonna be in cold water then at least make the water interesting to be in #Also yes I am wearing shorts and flip flops when it's 18 degrees outside but I'm wearing a sweater too so it's ok #Also obviously the degrees are Celsius but I'm specifying just in case

4 notes · View notes

screamsofanoutlawbrain · 2 years ago

Text

I chill in cold temperatures when I'm in a garage but if you put me outside I will die in 3 seconds.

#winter #temperatures are weird #cold weather #idk why I vibe well enough in my garage when it's winter #but die when I step outside #text post

0 notes

chaoticbooklesbian · 2 years ago

Text

Human: *crying, in pain, experiencing minor neurological symptoms* This is delicious, what's in it? Alien: ...our strongest, deadliest poison. Human: How much for a bottle to send home? My mom would absolutely love it. Alien: If you let a team of our finest scientists deliver it and study her reaction, it's free. Human: Sweet, I'm sure she'd be up for that, let me give her a call--

#pedanticblah #humans are weird #humans are space orcs #this post brought to you by my dinner tonight #there were no minor neurological symptoms #unless you count the temperature fuckery spicy food causes #but i had tears streaming down my face #and my only concern was not dripping them into the sauce #(it was garlic sauce for anyone curious)

10K notes · View notes

lilytheaxoltollover · 6 months ago

Text

humans are weird (body temp)

what if humans are the only species that could live in below zero and above 100 ° weather (Fahrenheit)

id like to think that aliens live in colder weather and they’re body NEEDS the temp only a few degrees around their body temp so whenever they hear about a human living in 90° weather AND that their average body temp is 97-99 they’d freak out, and I think they’d also be surprised that our muscle rapidly contract and relax to keep our body temperature near the 97-98 range when we’re cold

•——————————————————————• A:hey human.. why are you shaking?

H:hm? Oh it cuz y’all got it freezing in here

A: that… still doesn’t explain why you are shaking. Don’t you live in cold temperatures?

H:some of us do but it cools our body down so our muscles rapidly relax and contract to kinda keep our body temperature around 98 ish degrees

A:98?! HUMAN THATS ALMOST HALFWAY TO BOILING, HOW CAN YOU SURVIVE THAT

H:idk

A: •-•

#humans are weird #humans are space orcs #Temperature

559 notes · View notes

shmorp-mcdurgen · 6 months ago

Text

Voice from the wasteland

150 notes · View notes

kentamin3 · 4 months ago

Text

i dont know where this came from. but big coat doc i guess??????

#ken.doodle #2bdamned #madness combat #madcom #dude probably has trouble regulating body temperature #big ass coat for WHAT #you think he opens his coat and goes like “whaddya want”#and its a bunch of like. idfk weird equipment

40 notes · View notes

gentle-stitches · 4 months ago

Text

I've been getting pretty good at knitting while walking lately. Took a nice little walk by the river today

#its already spring temperatures and it's so weird #my wips #my knitting #knit #knitting #yarn #knit socks

47 notes · View notes

electrozeistyking · 5 months ago

Text

decided to go slightly more “cartoony” here, you could say. all in all my brain is registering that haircut as “das a rooster baybee”

#doctor who #doctor who fanart #the doctor #tenth doctor #10th doctor #zeisty’s in betweens #tw eye contact #just in case tag #for my peeps who need that tagged #gave this thing eight canines opposed to the usual four. it looks cool and It’s Also Surprisingly Distinct #listen. i think it’s cool having a fella who’s human enough on the surface #but once you look closer you realize. oh wait. das actually not a human baybee #like maybe the doctor could get away with it if no one’s paying that much attention to it.#but once people know? they sorta just know. no takesie backsies #but then again you could have fun lying about your biology to humans. i know i would #especially taking ‘rule number 1 - the doctor lies’ into account. because like. why wouldn’t you? that’d be funny #like dog. two hearts? eight sharpened canines in one regeneration?? weird glowy spots on eyes???#the respiratory bypass???? the lower body temperature?????#once humans know that stuff… you could pretty much say anything you want and they could very well believe you #like sure you have thirteen brains. there’s no way they can prove you don’t :)#though that could suck if you think about it. you and this species look so similar enough you could be thought of as the same #but you’re not like them. you’re different from them #you have features and behaviours that this other species on this planet you love don’t have.#and maybe that makes you ‘superior’ to them… but that doesn’t change the fact that at the end of the day…. You’re Other.#i have. thoughts. basically.

38 notes · View notes

2022dirt · 11 months ago

Text

There’s a common theme of people using noodles to test out freezing temperatures.

59 notes · View notes

orangepajamas · 2 years ago

Text

oldie kim doodle but I love the way I did the shoes in this too much to let it sit in the drafts

Evrart is making them do laps around the plaza or somethin

#no doubt for something righteous yessir #I like to think Kim can handle extreme temperatures better than Harry #for no groundbreaking reason #just part of his weird ahh quirks #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium fanart #de #fanart #artists on tumblr

245 notes · View notes

jugglingjujube · 1 year ago

Text

I was on a long car ride with some coworkers from a different department last week and at some point I mentioned my temperature blanket where I knit a row every day to record the temperature for that day. The guy driving was like “oh that’s kinda weird”

Like buddy THAT’s your bar for weird???? Literally the most normal thing I’m doing right now

#knitting #temperature blanket #and then my other colleague said she saw something similar on Facebook except they were recording some bodily function and it was gross #so I said #oh! the poop blanket!#like it’s a thing everyone knows #which was not what she was talking about and may have weirded out both of them

130 notes · View notes

weirdghostcat · 18 days ago

Text