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Oregon Governor DILFs

Victor Atiyeh, John Kitzhaber, Douglas McKay, Ted Kulongoski, Robert W. Straub, Paul L. Patterson, Earl Snell, Robert D. Holmes, Tom McCall, Mark Hatfield, Neil Goldschmidt

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Stan Johnson, Sasquatch Ambassador

Stan Johnson of Oakland, Oregon, is more than your typical Bigfoot enthusiast. He is a self-professed "friend of the Sasquatch people," whom he's visited and (telepathically) communicated with since the 1980s.

His first contact was in late October 1983, at age seventy, while deer hunting on a nearby mountain. He came across a Sasquatch leaning on a tall tree stump. The creature was intimidated by Johnson's rifle, but relaxed when Johnson laid it down to demonstrate that he meant no harm. The creature, whom Johnson described as nine feet tall, four hundred fifty to five hundred pounds, and possessing very human facial features, turned around and walked away without incident. Still, the encounter unnerved Johnson, who avoided the area until mid-1985.

He returned at the behest of friends who encouraged Johnson to face his fears. It was then, he claims, that he began his telepathic rapport with the Sasquatch people. Initially, he met a male named Allone ("awl-own"); his mate, Nate ("nah-tay"); and Lockel ("lock-el"), possibly a daughter. They referred to themselves as the Rrowe family, who hailed from the fifth dimension. Johnson went on to meet other groups he refers as to the Crystal family, the Beverly family, and others.

According to Johnson, his Sasquatch friends are psychic beings who work as scouts for a planet called Sitka, presided over by Queen La Tara, who explained their mission and convinced Johnson to be an ambassador of goodwill. Their eventual goal, Johnson reported, is to guide humanity away from its dangerous habits of warfare and environmental destruction. For the time being, however, Sasquatches are discouraged from interacting with humans to avoid confrontation and injury.

Johnson, in his nineties as of this writing, has become familiar in the more fringe circles of Bigfoot research. He wrote a book, Bigfoot Memoirs: My Life with the Sasquatch (http://users.sdccu.net/alahoy/johnson.htm) and he was featured in On Bigfoot's Mountain, a documentary directed by paranormal journalist Dick Criswell.

Don't Mess with Bigfoot

Bigfoot scored a major civil rights victory in 1977.

Introduced by State Representative Ted Kulongoski-who eventually became governor-the Oregon State legislature passed a measure that prohibits harassing, annoying, or intimidating "the wildlife species known as Sasquatch or Bigfoot."

So far, nobody has faced a charge, which carries a punishment of two days of highway litter pickup.

Curiously, the North American Wildlife Research team was never cited for their Bigfoot trap.

Over the Fence in Wilsonville

Despite the hundreds of reported run-ins with Bigfoot, incidents of physical contact are rare. Sasquatches tend way to stay hidden, their concern leaning more toward scaring away intrusive humans. One notable exception occurred on August 29, 1970.

A woman from Wilsonville heard shooting from the woods next to her farm. She grabbed her shotgun and headed off to look for the culprits and inform the shooters that they were trespassing.

As she was crouching through a barbed-wire fence, something "big and hairy" grabbed and threw her some fifteen yards over the fence. Her husband found her an hour later, scratched up and covered in burrs, but otherwise unhurt.

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