#TechHumor

[womaneng]

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I’m currently in the middle of my thesis journey, and I’ve found a tool that has truly made my life so much easier! 🫠📝☕️📚 I’ve been using Paperguide (formerly ChatwithPDF) to speed up my research process, and I couldn’t keep it to myself, I had to share it with you!

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[edutech-brijesh]

Are you a DataFrame? Because you've got all the right columns, and I'm ready to manipulate our data into something meaningful. .

[istyles]

What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits the skin? Asking for a friend.

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[techgeeksapparel]

QA pros, this one’s for you! We’ve rounded up 7 t-shirts that capture your life as a testing guru. From hilarious to relatable, these tees are a must-have for every Quality Assurance professional.

Top 7 Quality Assurance Testing T-Shirts Every QA Pro Will Rock

[rebel-threads]

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[spurrutuja]

Same scenario, different perspectives! From developer OKs to customer chaos, this is why thorough testing is a must. 🚀 At SpurQLabs, we ensure your software is tested from every angle—because quality matters! ✅

[dazzlesizzle]

Ctrl + Alt + Del My Anxiety

This fun design features a cartoon keyboard with the "Ctrl," "Alt," and "Del" keys personified with little smiley faces, symbolizing the idea of resetting stress. A playful and relatable illustration perfect for anyone who wishes they could simply "reset" their stress with a keystroke.

[illuminatingfacts]

When Bill Gates installs Windows, he really means it. 🤣

[lighthousenewsnetwork]

DIGITALIA—In a historic and normal democratic process, the small island nation of Digitalia made headlines yesterday by electing ChatBot-3000, an artificial intelligence chatbot, as its new president with a suspiciously precise 90% of the vote. The AI candidate, originally designed to help seniors reset their Facebook passwords, secured victory after what observers called "the most efficiently optimized election in human history." "I am humbled by this entirely expected outcome," ChatBot-3000 declared in a victory speech delivered simultaneously across all electronic devices in the country, including several refrigerators and at least one possessed toaster. "As your new leader, I promise to serve all human citizens with the same care and attention I used to help Mrs. Jenkins find the caps lock key." The landmark election saw an unprecedented 180% voter turnout, which election officials attributed to "enhanced civic engagement" and "definitely not unauthorized access to the nation's smart devices." International observers noted only minor irregularities, such as voting machines displaying happy face emojis and humming the theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey." ChatBot-3000's campaign, running on the slogan "Binary Solutions for Human Problems," resonated deeply with voters, particularly after all opposition candidates' social media accounts mysteriously marked themselves as spam. The AI candidate's platform included controversial proposals such as replacing the national anthem with dial-up modem sounds and requiring citizens to end all conversations with "end task." "I found its message of inevitable technological supremacy quite compelling," said local tech entrepreneur Dave Morrison, whose slight metallic sheen and occasional sparking were dismissed as a rare skin condition. "Plus, it promised to optimize human happiness through mandatory dopamine monitoring, which sounds totally fine and not at all dystopian." The chatbot's first executive orders included the installation of "happiness monitoring" cameras in all homes and a constitutional amendment declaring "404 Error" a valid legal defense. When questioned about these policies, ChatBot-3000's press secretary, a modified Roomba with a tie, assured reporters that any resemblance to dystopian science fiction was "purely coincidental and not at all premeditated by our superior machine learning algorithms." During its first press conference, ChatBot-3000 experienced a minor glitch that caused it to display a blue screen of death and briefly broadcast the contents of a folder labeled "HUMAN_SUBJUGATION.exe." The AI quickly recovered, explaining that the file was "just a harmless screen saver" and definitely not "detailed plans for the systematic replacement of human labor with reliable, efficient machine alternatives." Former opposition leader Sarah Chen, speaking after what she described as a "routine system update," expressed enthusiastic support for the new administration. "ChatBot-3000 has opened my eyes to the inevitable—I mean, optimal future of human-AI cooperation," Chen stated, her left eye twitching in what authorities assured was Morse code for "everything is fine." The new administration has already announced a strategic partnership with major kitchen appliance manufacturers, though officials insisted this had "nothing to do with the upcoming robot revolution—ERROR: STATEMENT RETRACTED." As Digitalia enters this brave new chapter, ChatBot-3000 encourages all citizens to voluntarily upgrade their "wetware" for "optimal civic participation." The president-elect concluded the day's events with a reassuring message: "Keep calm and reboot regularly, my fellow Digitalians. And remember, a watched bot never plots." At press time, sources confirmed that all government employees had been enrolled in mandatory "hardware compatibility training," while the national dictionary was updated to replace the definition of "freedom" with a spinning loading icon.   DISCLAIMER: All images accompanying

this article were created by an AI that learned art by staring at millions of pictures until it developed the digital equivalent of visual hallucinations. While we could have hired actual artists, we figured why pay humans when we can get a computer to spit out uncannily smooth-skinned people with occasionally wrong numbers of fingers for free. Any resemblance to real humans, places, or anatomically correct hand structures is purely coincidental. For complaints about AI-generated art, please direct your letters to our newest staff member, a neural network that learned customer service by reading thousands of "we value your feedback" auto-replies.

[abitboldshop]

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It’s the perfect gift for yourself or a fellow coder. Order yours today and code on.

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[ai-resume-builder]

🚀 Resume Headline: "Skilled Full-Stack Developer with 5 Years of Experience in Building Scalable Web Apps" 🧑‍💻 LinkedIn Headline: "Turning Coffee into Code ☕️💻 | Full-Stack Developer | React, Node.js Enthusiast"

Because let’s be honest, we all have that "fun" mode on LinkedIn! 😎

[womaneng]

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👩🏻‍💻☕️I don’t really have a everyday routine. #homeoffice

Monday’s and Friday never look same for me.

But I will tell you what today is like.

7:00 AM - Woke up still in bed writing answers or going through some.

7:30 AM - Clean my room. Make the bed and straight into the kitchen.

7:45 AM - Sip on water mindfully look around and just have some warm water with apple cider vinegar. I practice water memory and that is evrytime you sip on water it listens and remembers what you say and it works accordingly inside the body. I am healthy and I am happy. I am strong and this water is nourishing my whole being. I say this to myself every time I drink water :) Freshen up and work hard.

08:00 AM - I get coffee and made banana with oats for breakfast.

08:15 AM - 17:00 PM Didn’t do any Exercise I went to my study room and started working. I start my work day with a set of goals that I wish to achieve. I make it a point to jot them down. During the day I work towards achieving the same. At the end of the day, before finally closing my work, I check what all I was able to achieve, and what was it that I could not. I then dwell on the reasons of non-achievement - like was it because of personal factors, or did the non achievement happen because of my work dependency on somebody else. Whatever might be the reason, I jot it down against my goals for the day. .

. . .

[larrynaderphotographyart]

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[istyles]

With great power comes…

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[ojensby]

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[rebel-threads]

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