#Tea and coffee machines

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[coworkerjonathan]

You seem fun, best of luck in your daily endeavors, internet stranger

Terrifying message.

[venleaf]

Guess Venleaf's fav R1999 Chara!!!

extra hard edition

[tiny-evillious]

allen. that face you make when the bat gives you another task actually fuck that in the middle of writing this my dad called and informed me that our electric kettle died guess we're boiling our water in a pot now

[frightfullyfreckled]

My only criticism about the newest Doctor Who episode is that it was a coffee machine. Should have been a cup of tea to take down the TARDIS. Absolutely ridiculous 😤

[bumbelbee]

Not to autistically fixate on a specific phrase that is not meant to be taken too literally but i do think its funny when teachers were always like 'make sure you dont just become the Coffee Getter Intern' like i couldnt if i wanted to. Office people fucking love getting coffee

[pyrepostings]

whumpee who's only given soft water to drink/bathe with.

[warmdrpepper]

closing shift could solve world hunger but it still wouldnt be enough for openers because a box was left open somewhere

[friday-tea]

Queer Food Foundation's 2024 gift guide is live today, and you maaaaay see a familiar face on page 34!

[jamiemaybeme]

every single reference to christianity i can find in bears' in trees songs because. yeah. fight me

uhhh idk why i'm doing this at 1am but enjoy ig

just five more minutes:

4am: "for god's sake it's only 4am"

fly out to alaska:

"well moses saw God in a burning bush, so i'm praying please"

bits n' pieces:

fyaaa (bandcamp exclusive): "praying to saint jude all of our lives"

i see blue:

nights like these: "stop asking st anthony"

EDITED: two of my very lovely friends, berry and jamie 1, pointed out that "mother help me, madonna and child" is a reference to mary and Jesus. thank you guys!!

i want to feel chaotic:

rust: "a broken piece/of God's great plan"

"stop me eating the sand/stop me feeling so goddamm bad"

keep me safe:

laugh/cry: "demons of the soul"

and everybody else smiled back:

heaven sent is a coffee cup: ..."heaven" (repeated throughout the song)

mossy cobblestone (kind of): "stained glass" - stained glass windows are often found in churches

"my body is a temple" - common idiom with religious connotations

"and God knows i'll live forever/or die in the attempt"

confidant: "but because you were my home/built on stone instead of sand" - reference to the wise man and foolish man, a parable Jesus told in the new testament (in the bible)

little cellist: "“even Jesus Christ himself needed help to bear his cross”"

sun machine: "i cradle God on my walk to u n i"

"she preaches gospel truth down the hall"

if i just ask politely: " you tell me you're going to church in the morning"

precipitation:

"they said the clouds opened up/and the heavens came down" (technically it's an idiom but leave me alone idc /lh)

every moonbeam every fever dream:

kind love: "set 'em in stained glass windows/build cathedrals to our flaws/the spire's crowned by galaxies"

doing this again: "oh [my] God we're doing this again"

"my mother 'cites a rosary downstairs"

"but Lord these blesséd words fail me"

how to stay shining:

bart's bike: "find heaven sent in brooklyn street" - a reference to heaven sent is a coffee cup

how to build an ocean: instructions:

i can't see anything i don't like about you: "when i'm good, good god, i'm great"

"i am everyone and everything all of the time/oh god i'll be..."

all you get is confetti: "you are magdelene, mary" - mary magdelene is a woman from the bible, who was possessed by demons until Jesus told them to leave her alone. she then became a follower of Christ and was with him until his death. in all four gospels she is cited as one of the women, or the only woman, to be the first people to see Jesus' empty tomb. she also is the first person said to see Jesus resurrected. he speaks to her and she does not recognise him until she says his name.

henry says: "but/and i'll make snow angels out of all their bad dreams"

hot chocolate: "and if it snows right now that would be heaven/i mean honestly, that would be heaven"

nothing cures melancholy like looking at maps: "praying the police won't call on us"

we don't speak anymore: "we can part any sea/that surrounds us" - in the old testament, moses leads the israelites out of egypt by parting the red sea. it is a miracle that God performs through him. moses is also mentioned in fly out to alaska (above).

unreleased songs:

tea: "whether it's the devil's water or the holy water/your essence bleeds out and you diffuse"

[the-mehlwurm]

BIG fan of being home alone. I will get so much done today. HUGE fan even.

[araneitela]

I ran out of coffee beans. /glares into camera

It's officially time for 6 hot chocolates today.

[folklorecreature]

all that October has shown me is how much more my life lights up with lesbians in it

[judas-isariot]

If you think your office breakroom is sad. Our is an empty bunker, we are underground and there is no toys here.

[merakiui]

i love your behind the woods confession thought but I wonder which character actually would invite you? i feel like malleus definitely would, he's like the obvious answer.

i wonder if he would feel shy and be fidgety thinking about inviting you in the woods... i think i like the idea of malleus getting nervous about his child of man's answer to a confession hehehe but I'm sure he would do anything (except hurting you) to get a positive answer<33

Malleus would set the scene very nicely! So many pretty glowing lights surround him that you might mistake it for fireflies at first. He's very radiant in the darkness, if only to properly light your way so his child of man won't be frightened or surprised. I think he would be very patient if you needed to think of an answer. You could open your mouth to reply hastily, but he will stop you politely and tell you that these admissions are important and require adequate time to consider, so he understands if you wish to mull over a response. But he will be waiting back at Diasomnia in quite the fluffy, pleasant mood. Silver and Sebek can't tell because to them he looks exactly the same, but Lilia is all smiles and chuckles when he notices just how in love Malleus is.

[bonemeal12]

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