#Tamra Keepness

[alenkosx]

I have been trying to avoid using Ashley’s hair for my Shepard because I always use her tunic outfit as armour (and I’ll never let it go!). The hair really suits my Shep though so I might have to steal it too. 🤭✨

[iliiuan]

While we're at it, I really need to vent about how foolish this whole hunt for the baby dragon was. The illogic of Hears prophecy -> wants to hide prophecy -> starts manhunt as poorly disguised baby compensation program just annoys me.

The baby compensation amount is ridiculously high. Yes, to attract any woman who perhaps wasn't very interested in the money, but it screams desperation.

The method of acquiring data is sloppy. Accepted are NOT good scribes, as evidenced by Moiraine having to transcribe most of the entries. They also focus on the wrong details, because they don't know what is actually important, because keeping the birth of the Dragon Reborn secret is really important. But here we get stuck in a quagmire of casting a large net -> too much data with not enough detail, while casting a tighter net -> getting caught and losing the secret. Which is why using Accepted to accomplish this task was foolish.

What would have been a better plan?

First option that comes to mind is to do nothing. This has the advantages of not signaling that you are looking for someone important to the Black Ajah. It protects your secret most thoroughly.

Of course, then you can't protect interfere with the Dragon Reborn as he grows, because you don't know who he is. (Not that they succeeded in this goal anyway, which leads us back to Do Nothing as a reasonable response.)

Really, if the goal was to find Rand secretly, sending your Warder seems like the best course of action. In the moment of the prophecy, this should have been the very first response. Oh, what's that? She didn't have a Warder? (Gnashes teeth. Unprepared Aes Sedai, as usual.)

But back to the census. If what they really wanted was a high-quality list of babies born on Dragonmount, it would have been much, much better to have actual clerks do the work. White Tower wants a census, they have their reasons, no one's going to be suspicious about such an academic pursuit. Clerks doing clerk work? Also very not suspicious. Normal boring stuff. Nothing to see here.

All of this to say, Tamra doesn't impress me as being very slick. She painted a target on her back unnecessarily, especially since Do Nothing was a perfectly reasonable strategy.

[webbyghost]

Rewatching that yt video of all of Doug’s scenes and I feel so bad for him

uh really long rambling under the cut lmao dont mind me

In the first scene he’s in, you can tell he just wants to be included, part of the conversation. He’s not sure how to join in, but he’s trying so hard, laughing at Clint’s ‘joke’, reacting to what others are saying, but from afar.

And all Wade has to do is say his name in that warning tone and Doug backs away so quickly without protest. They’ve done this before, multiple times. Doug knows he’s not fitting in, not quite getting it right. He’s trying so hard. Reading books to try to figure out what’s missing, putting himself out there. He says things he thinks other will agree with (I blame rap music), whether or not he actually believes them isn’t clear.

He tells his students about his (probably very stressful) weekend, but not his coworkers, because out of the two groups, only one of them will listen. They may not really get it, but they listen, and he can understand that feeling.

When the shit hits the fan, he’s still so unsure what to do. He puts a hand on Lucy’s side (going for assurance, maybe?) but removes it just as quickly, looking like he regrets it. He yells what he probably thinks is some kind of encouragement at Clint, wrestling with Patriot on the floor. He’s looking to everyone else for some sort of indication on what to do, but everyone’s panicking, so he’s panicking.

This is an unfounded headcanon but I think Doug usually does the whole exaggerated be quiet thing for his students and they think it’s funny, so he’s used to doing it that way and now it’s his default. (That or he has possible auditory hallucinations? Also an excuse to dunk on Rebekkah which is a good enough reason in my book lmao)

He risks his life to study Clint’s infection, and not only does nobody else react, but Wade outright says he doesn’t care. Not a single one of these people care that he puts himself at risk trying to help. And when he finally does return with his hypothesis, their main concern is that he did it all with his bare hands. As if that’s what’s important in the moment.

He’s used to it. That’s the worst part. He’s used to their indifference or dismissal. When he asks them to follow him so he can explain what he’s discovering, and nobody does, he just shrugs like he expected it and continues on with his observations.

I’m kind of surprised they didn’t just leave him there when he gets tackled by the kid, use him as a distraction while they escaped. Maybe they knew they’d need his knowledge, maybe they figured they needed all the hands they could get. Maybe they just acted without thinking, who knows.

And he’s so smart, and able to compartmentalize in a way that none of the others seem to be able to do. Yes, this is a child, a former student, that he’s dissecting (brain surgery with his bare hands???) but it’s necessary to understand what’s happening. He’s not trying to be a creep when he asks Tamra about hitting puberty, he’s gathering relevant data, and I’m willing to bet the more sinister implications of asking a child about her body never even crossed his mind in this situation. He’s a scientist.

And he’s still trying so hard. Trying to prove that he has things worth sharing with the group, trying to help them understand like he does, going into detail so they can get where he’s at. He sounds impatient when his knowledge gets questioned, so he gives context, but the spike incident isn’t relevant here, Rebekkah (dunking x2 combo)

When Lucy attempts to correct him, his response is ‘oh ok this is how i’ve seen people respond to this, anyway moving on’ (So he obviously doesn’t notice when the word switches happen, or at least not all the time)

Just about every time he tries to add onto a conversation he gets something wrong, and you can tell he knows it, but he keeps trying. (I’m not deep-diving into his bucket list comment lmao)  During Wade’s hype speech, he doesn’t mean to take away from the momentum, he just knows Wade was factually incorrect.

Then he makes a fucking CATTLE PROD???? Fuck Tracy’s fork-studded safety cone, clever as it is, my mans made a CATTLE PROD. IN A CAVE. OUT OF SCRAPS. (ok, in a basement, out of batteries. close enough.)

And again with the compartmentalization- they’re not human, they’re no longer his students. They’re in the way between the group and survival. He does what he has to do, with less fear than he had when trying to make small talk. He’s even able to joke during the chaos. (I saved your life, nbd, just get me a sandwich and we’re even)

The next time he says ‘come here’, though, they do. And again, he’s trying, he’s confident that if he can just get his hands on some infected nuggets, he can keep being useful, he can help fix things. He’s still worth keeping around. He tries to lighten the mood, too- the mask, the pun. It’s just the wrong timing, and he knows he messed it up again.

But he’s trying.

[rankingthehousewives]

Eight years later, or, "I'm not getting older; I'm just getting bolder."

Hi divas,

It's been the better part of a decade since I first posted this list, and a lot has changed: for me, for Bravo, and not least for the various superestrellas herein. I'm forced to fess up to some clunker opinions (Stacey Forsey is not a better Housewife than Vicki Gunvalson; Teresa Giudice is [heartbreakingly, devastatingly] not actually in love with her brother), and a few overall sea changes in the way I conceptualize the show and Bravo in general.

First of all, I underestimated the delight of the Housewives blog/news cycle, which has only refined as an apparatus since the posting of this list. A key component in being a Bravolebrity is one's ability to titillate with delightfully brain-bending headlines (Teresa Giudice 'can’t relate' to Jen Shah’s prison sentencing: 'I would never do something like that.') and to shock and delight with one's antics, public snipes, absurd feuds, and assorted felonies. When I first compiled this list, it was after my first watch of each of series, and I didn't understand that a good chunk of the captivating material occurs offscreen, as a thrilling little adrenaline hit during an otherwise mundane day. If I had to make a list like this again, I'd take that into much more rigorous account.

But I wouldn't make a list like this again, because fundamentally... I really like all of these women now, at least as highly edited TV characters! Shock twist: they're all now tied in my heart! I see them all as rich and necessary players in the show's milieu, and I honestly think that my individual moral judgments of them are totally irrelevant—and, in fact, I think the show works best approached as non-judgmentally as possible. I respect that each viewer will have their own individual lines in the sand as to what is and isn't Too Far, informed by their own personalities and experiences, and I can't ask for carte blanche approval of these problematic women and their problematic ways. But for me, I have genuinely come to appreciate Kyle Richards and Jeana Keough and THE Mary Schmidt Amons, and of course I still love Phaedra and Tamra and Sheree and all of the other beautiful Botoxed gladiators who have taken to the Coliseum (and The Traitors season two) for our collective entertainment.

I think part of what's brought me to this conclusion is that in the current era of BravoCon and celebrity superfans and Peacock exclusives, the social media discourse has gotten increasingly tense, heated, and even abusive—between fans and other fans, certainly, but also between fans and the talent. People frequently direct really cruel messages to the Housewives and other Bravolebrities without thinking of the impacts of those sorts of messages, individually and en masse. I think a ranked list like this one, with its favourites at the tops and least favourites at the bottom, isn't a great format for communicating the nuance of these programs at their best, and for expressing my appreciation for these many strong, interesting, entertaining women who love vaginal rejuvenation and axe-throwing. Basically, I think we're too quick to judge, and I think I judged too quickly.

I still get really sweet messages from readers about this list (please forgive me if I haven't answered yours!), so I won't strip it from the web, even though I disown a lot of the opinions underpinning it. If you're reading this in 2024, or later, just know that I almost universally wish I were kinder and more thoughtful in my appraisals. And, hey, thanks again for reading.

If you're interested in keeping up with me eight years later, I write, produce, and host a podcast with my friend, Josie, called Bittersweet Infamy. We cover infamous non-fiction stories, including an excruciatingly in-depth dive into the Salahis' white house crash with lots of bizarre celebrity cameos, from Shaq to Sugar Kiper to Bai Ling. Three and a half years in, we're revving up for our 100th episode, so we'd love the well wishes.

If that's not your vibe, then please continue to enjoy the weird and wonderful worlds of Bravo—and please, by all means, make it nice.

xoxo

t.

P.S. RHOSLC kicks ass.

P.P.S. Luann is still my favourite.

[redcatmusingsmain]

For the ship bingo, Linvira, Korrasami, and Kuvirasami 😉

https://www.tumblr.com/tamras-shieldmaiden/658490822962118656/send-me-a-ship-and-ill-fill-out-how-i-feel-about?source=share

Wonderful question. So for Linvira, this is my all time favourite pairing. I love w/w pairings with age gaps. I feel both partners bring something to the relationship that just can't be had when you're moving through life in the same stage. I will go down with this ship to the darkest depths.

Korrasami

It's cute, it's canon, there is some semblance of connection but honestly; it's too predictable. I feel like it works because people expect it to work. However, I feel both these characters have much better pairing options ~~with Kuvira~~ *cough cough* It doesn't pique my interest or my muses for writing, it mostly elicits an 'aww that's adorable' response. Am I happy they are canon? Absolutely! Do I draw inspiration from this pairing? Not really. I put OT3 with NOTP because I don't feel they are OTP but they could fit into an OT3 with Kuvira much better.

Kuvirasami

I enjoy this pairing. I think they compliment one another well. Their mannerisms and the finesse of courting in public and navigating public notoriety makes for interesting and dynamic storytelling. I think the power play keeps things interesting (who is taking charge when and why) and the pairing feels like a good match. I have definitely found inspiration with these two :)

Thanks for the ask! I enjoyed this!

[concealeddarkness13]

OC Kiss Week Prompt 6: Reach

This one is Luneth and Cress, from Luneth's perspective, from Concealed Darkness! However, this one does have heavy spoilers for Concealed Darkness and the direction it will be going, so read at your own risk! Tagging: @ratracechronicler, @maple-writes, @pen-of-roses, @drabbleitout, and @grailfish!

Cassian was there, standing over me with his sword pointed at me and his wings blocking any exit. Tears blurred my vision as I stared at him. I couldn’t…couldn’t fight him.

Someone chuckled and walked up behind Cassian, who looked over at him with such trust in his eyes, a similar expression to how he had looked at his parents. And…it was Aston. He smirked down at me as he walked up, clicking his tongue. “You’re the last of that vile Celestial bloodline left on this world. The last filthy remnant of the creatures who dared to control us.” He looked over at Cassian and placed a hand on his shoulder. “You know what to do to save your friend. The Celestial blood has corrupted them.”

Cassian turned back to me, raising his sword, but I kept glaring at Aston. I bared my fangs, my tail lashing in anger. “You fucking liar. If anyone here is corrupted, it’s you.”

He just smirked more as Cassian swung his sword so that it sliced my cheek. He was glaring at me with tears in his eyes. “Aston is the only person I have left! You will…you will give Luneth back!” His voice cracked, and tears spilled down his cheeks.

I stared at him. “Cass, it’s me! I promise!”

“You motherfucker!” He lunged to ram me through the heart with his sword, but I scrambled back. He…he didn’t believe me, wouldn’t believe me. And I couldn’t convince him.

But I was so tired. I wouldn’t be able to run, not really. I wouldn’t be able to even use magic. Cassian…he was going to kill me. I flinched and squeezed my eyes shut, but the blow never came.

I looked up at Aston and Cassian’s screams. They were covered in darkness and incapacitated. Who…Cress?

“Stardust, reach!” I looked up, and he was leaning as far out of a vent as he could. I stood up on shaky legs and stumbled closer, grabbing his hand as darkness erupted on his skin, and he used the strength his magic gave him to pull me up into the vent with him.

I almost collapsed, but he nudged me in front of him, helping push me along. “My darkness won’t distract them for long. They’ll be after us soon enough. We have to find a place to hide.”

“I���I don’t have enough strength to turn invisible.”

“That’s fine. We’ll find a place. Promise.” He sounded so damn confident, even as his voice was getting ragged from strain himself. And he was panting. He wasn’t much better off than I was. “I know a secret passage.”

I glanced back at him. “Did…did anyone else escape?” Just because I hated Imperium and especially Xander, didn’t mean that I hated the members who were just trying to fight against the empire, who didn’t know the other goals.

He didn’t speak for a bit. “Yes. Not everyone, but I was able to get a lot of them out in the confusion. You, unfortunately, were a good distraction.”

I huffed out a laugh. “At least I was good for something.”

He paused, placing a hand on my leg so I stopped too. “Luneth, no one would expect you to fight against Cassian. He’s your best friend.”

I couldn’t look at him. “And before that, I let that bastard keep hold of him and feed him lies. I ran away when I should have stayed and helped him.”

“Aston tried to kill you. He would have if you had stayed.”

“But it’s my fault.” My voice shook as the dam broke. I collapsed against the wall of the vent in pointless sobs. It was all falling apart, everything I worked for, everyone I cared about. I had no idea where Tamra was, Cassian was under Aston’s control, and there was no safe place left from Aston. I…I couldn’t do this anymore.

“Luneth, Stardust, look at me.” I tried to look up as my chest tightened and everything seemed so damn far away. His hands wrapped in mine, and I held onto them tightly. “I won’t leave you. No matter what happens, I’ll protect you. You’re not alone. This is why I joined Imperium. To protect you. Imperium turned out to be shit, but that doesn’t change what I want to do.”

I stared at him, and before I could think twice, I pulled him close by the shirt and kissed him. I…I couldn’t speak. I couldn’t tell him how much I loved him. But I could show him. I poured all my emotions into the kiss, and as he relaxed and tangled his hands in my hair, I knew my message was getting through. I…I loved him, and even though he said that he would protect me, I would also protect him. He was the only friend—no, lover—I had right now.

[dispatchdcu]

Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #23 Review

Batman/Superman: World's Finest #23 Review #batman #superman #worldsfinest #darkknight #manofsteel #dccomics #comics #comicbooks #news #dcu #dcuuniverse #art #info #NCBD #previews #reviews #amazon #DCEU

Writer: Mark Waid Art: Travis Moore, Tamra Bonvillain, Steve Wands, Dan Mora Publisher: DC Comics Price:$3.99 Release Date: January 16th, 2023 The walls are closing in on the World’s Finest duo as Boy Thunder falls fully under the thrall of Gog in the universe of Kingdom Come! Superman and Batman race against the clock not only to keep Boy Thunder from becoming Magog—but to save the Multiverse…

[jaqobis]

some things i’m currently delighted by:

- siuan realizing aes sedai are allowed to curse as much as they want

- information about the white tower bank and how moiraine manages her finances

- siuan getting drawn into the blues’ eyes and ears

- moiraine grappling with how much she does not want to be sun queen

- tbh every tidbit about Growing Up Damodred

- every time lan shows up long enough to think i better keep clear of aes sedai

- moiraine’s literal nightmares about the dragon reborn decades before she finds rand

- tamra trying to find baby rand with the bounty thing

- every parallel being drawn between moiraine and rand and elayne

- the reminders that moiraine and siuan are fairly young aes sedai!! it keeps taking me out how elaida, verin, etc are way older and have been doing this much longer 

[hero-deserves-to-be-happy]

really late, but wanted to send in a little assortment of question prompts for the ask game, so take your pick!: 3 and 16 for hero, 1 and 5 for CJ, 6 and 7 for lorraine, 8 and 15 for tamra, 18 for kel, and 13 for sunny! :D - 🩶

🩶-Anon!!!! Hello!! It's so wonderful to hear from you again. 🥰 We hope you are doing well and that you enjoyed the newest chapters of "When Sun Shines Again." Thank you so much again for the support and encouragement! It meant so much to us to get to hear your thoughts on our series, and we made sure to thank you in our authors' note on Chapter 7 & hope you enjoyed that one especially 💖

Thank you so much for your ask as well! It is always such a delight to see you in our inbox, and we'd be thrilled to answer these questions for you! We're going to try to answer all of them but have decided to divide them into two posts: one for canon characters and the other for OCs. The OC answers are below and the canon character post is linked here. Thank you so much for playing!!

Please drop by our inbox anytime! We love hearing from you. Take care!! 💙

C.J. Answers:

1. Who makes up your family?  How close are you to them?

My immediate family is my parents, my three sisters: Shawna, Lisa, and Camille (but we all call her Cami), and me, but my Nana (my grandma) has always lived with us so I'd include her too. I think I'm pretty close to them.

My older sisters, Shawna and Lisa, are always going to see me as their dorky little brother, I think, but they've always looked out for me. Nana says used to treat me like their doll when I was little and would dress me up in silly clothes and loved pushing me around the in stroller like they were playing house, but I don't remember that beyond her stories and some pictures. I do remember playing together with my sisters as kid though. They both have much stronger personalities than me, so I think they liked that I would just go along with whatever they said and whatever games they wanted to play. Shawna can be really bossy sometimes, and Lisa's really into a lot of girly stuff I don't know that much about, but we always had fun together. They tease me for being hopeless with girls (instead of, you know, actually giving me useful advice), but I know we've got each other's backs.

Cami is my little sister, and she's 7. Shawna and Lisa were 15 and 17 when she was born, but I was only 12 so I think we've always been a little bit closer, especially when our older sisters went away to college and we were the only kids still living at home. Our parents work a lot so we spent a lot of time together just the two us and Nana. We like to watch cartoons together, and Cami loves stories, especially comic books (and I have a pretty big collection of those). She was really sad when I left for college, and I really miss her, but we talk on the phone a lot.

5. What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?

I love spending time outdoors. Hiking is probably my favorite thing to do, but I love pretty much all outdoor activities, except fishing. It's too boring.

I like spending time with my friends too, so the best is when they tag along on my hiking trips. There's a lot of parks in the city including a nature preserve with a lot of hiking trails close to our college, and we'll all go out there sometimes when the weather is nice. Hero and Lorraine pack picnics for us. It's always a lot of fun!

LORRAINE Answers:

6. What's the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do?

It was hard to move around a lot and keep leaving my friends when I was a kid. I missed them so much and it has hard to keep in touch from so far away, but now I have pen pals all over the world so that's pretty cool! 🥰

I guess getting over some painful breakups was hard too. Heartbreak can be hard to recover from, but I don't think any of my failed relationships left me shattered and swearing off love forever like poor Hero (or at least I think that's what happened to him...? I don't know all the details, but I can tell his heart is broken and he doesn't think he'll ever be happy again. I worry about him sometimes... 🩷).

Compared to that and everything that happened to Kyle's knee, I don't think anything I've been through has been all that bad. Even my sister has had a rougher time than me, I think. I've had some normal tough times like everybody does, but nothing too lifechanging.

7. Who do you look up to?

My mom! She's so nice and so beautiful, and she has this way of making everybody happy, even when they're having a bad day. When I still lived at home and would invite my friends over, they would say she was like another mom to them because she always makes them feel so welcome and like part of our family. She's amazing at baking, crafts, and especially at gardening, and it's almost like she has this superpower where she can just look at person and know what's bothering them and what will make them feel better. I've always wanted to be just like her! 🥰

TAMRA Answers:

8. What do you think had the biggest impact on you growing up?

I think being encouraged to practice my music and follow my dreams had a really big impact on me. My parents wanted me to do well in school, of course, but they knew how much I loved playing piano so they always made sure I had lessons and time for practice too and would drive me all over the country for recitals, concerts, and competitions. My parents never made me feel like my music was a waste of time.

When I went away to college, I ended up choosing a double major in music and education because I love teaching too, and they were always really supportive of me. I think I might have given up on my dreams if it hadn't been for them.

I also have to mention Andre! He's been my best friend for as long as I can remember, and we've always been really supportive of each other and our dreams (even when they led us to universities thousands of miles away from each other). Getting to meet him and grow up together (and eventually to fall in love 💕) also had a really big impact on me! 💜

15. Do you play any instruments?  Which ones?  How long have you been playing?

Yes! I can actually play a lot of instruments at least a little bit 😅--mostly keyboard instruments like the piano, organ, synthesizer, keytar, melodica, and the harpsicord. Some of my friends from band in high school tried to teach me how to play some of their instruments, and I got pretty good at the clarinet, I think, which made it easier to play the melodica. At college, I've been trying to branch out into strings. My university has a program where its music majors teach private lessons to kids and other people in the community. I teach piano, but a friend of mine teaches viola and another teaches cello, and after our lessons wrap up for the day, we've all been staying late so teach each other our instruments a little bit. It's been fun, but I wouldn't say I'm very good at either of those yet.

My favorite instrument and the one I'm best at is definitely the piano. I've been playing since I was 4, and I love it! It's amazing to get to play piano at college too--though I'll admit I'm getting a little sick of playing Chopin. The chair of the music department's favorite composer is Chopin so I keep getting assigned his pieces for my student showcases, and I'd really like to play something else every now and again (Maybe some Debussy or some Rachmaninoff 🤞).

At my other part time job, I play popular music on piano at a restaurant, and that's always fun! I love transcription projects and getting to play people's (my friends') favorite songs on piano for them. 🥰

[kilowogcore]

It took me a long time ta write this one, cuz there were just too many options fer that last panel! US Libertarians really don't understand how power works or how we get freedom.

There ain't no such thing as a free market! Lowering government regulation results in a spike of corporate manipulation an' control which can only be limited (legally) by more government regulation!

So the most free capitalist market ain't gonna be very free at all, cuz it'll strike a balance between regulation an' capitalist evil that keeps both sides lower but still pretty high.

If only there were some kinda secret third option… hmmmm…

Anyway, if ya' like this meme an' have yer own ideas of what ta' do with someone sayin' "Cool!" then "What?" (it's Jimmy Olson under th' AnCom Ball, by th' way) I've got good news! There's a higher quality template fer this meme up at th' Coffee Site linked in my profile fer Heroes an' Superheroes! Collect it an' get memein', poozers!

(Art sampled from "Batman/Superman: World's Finest Vol. 1 #27 by Mark Waid, Dan Mora, Travis Mercer, Tamra Bonvillain, Steve Wands, Paul Kaminski, and Chris Rosa)

[realhousewives-fan]

Appreciation Post: Emily Simpson

Emily Simpson is one of the housewives the fans seem to love to throw digs at.

Emily and Gina Kirschenheiter joined RHOC the same season and became best friends.

And for some reason, the fans love to hate on them.

Seemingly all the fans care about are Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Shannon Beador…

The newbies rarely get their fair chance with the fans.

Emily and Gina have been on the show for 5 seasons now and it still feels like they’re newbies.

Mostly because the fans keep on hating on them.

While I can agree with Gina being annoying at times, I feel like they’re misjudging Emily a lot.

She’s direct. She’s nosy. She’s messy. She’s funny. Maybe a little aggressive when angry.

But she has evolved as a housewife before our eyes, and it should be recognized and appreciated.

She has changed a lot though.

She admitted that she has used Ozempic to help with her weight-loss, but she has also done surgery as well as she is exercising.

Emily has always been a beautiful woman to me. I might have gotten a girl crush on her if I met her in person.

She’s like one of those Amazons warriors.

She can ride a horse and she’s great at archery. She’s tall. She’s curvy. And she’s stunning.

Like I said, I could easily get a girl crush on Emily.

But she’s doing amazing things too. Watching her working with exonerating those who has been wrongfully convicted is deeply moving.

And she has a deep-rooted storyline too. She has an estranged relationship with her mother and a desire to form a tighter bond with her.

She’s being her authentic self even when it’s not pretty.

Her marriage with Shane Simpson has been through a roller coaster ride on the show. It wasn’t good.

She was being sour, angry, and complaining, while he was being snarky and absent when he was studying for the bar exam.

Him passing the bar exam and Emily getting a new hip seemed to have done wonders for their marriage and for her as a housewife!

[udaberriwrites]

8 Shows

RULES - List eight shows for your followers to get to know you better.

Thanks for the tag, @sliebman10 ! This is an interesting one!

Tagging... @lena-hills , @tamras-shieldmaiden , @precambrian-sea-pancake , @fattybattysblog , @mikaharuka , @alpaca-clouds and open tag!!

Ok, I could have just listed "every trek ever", but let's try to keep this more fair xD In no particular order:

1. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

2. Star Trek: The Original Series

3. Heartstopper

4. Castlevania (Cartoon)

5. Arcane (Cartoon)

6. Psych

7. Monk

8. Queen's Gambit

9. ERASED

10. The Good Place

[kryzobi-wan]

The Sound of Mandalore

Chapter 8/20: So Long, Farewell

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<;< Chapter 7

The ballroom of Sundari Palace was filled to the brim with diplomats from all over the Neutral Systems, as well as a few other friendly faces. Both Bail Organa and Mon Mothma had been glad to accept the invitation, and the young Senator Amidala came dressed in elaborate robes and flanked by a Jedi escort of her own. Satine supposed one could never be too careful, especially if what she’d heard about Amidala’s previous brushes with danger were true.

She watched for a while as more and more attendees arrived, all marveling at the beauty of the palace interior. One man she recognized as Pre Vizsla, the governor of Concordia. Why he was here, she couldn’t tell you. She had certainly not invited him. Whereas once he had been one of her trusted advisors, of late he seemed to be expressing more and more concerning opinions on her rule of Mandalore, and she heavily suspected his involvement in Death Watch.

“What is Governor Vizsla doing here?” she asked aloud, feeling the hairs on the back of her neck prickling.

Senator Merrik, who stood next to her, looked up at the older man. “Ah, yes, I invited him. This event is supposed to unite the various factions, after all,” he defended, “For that, both sides must be represented.”

They watched as Vizsla walked through the throne room, stopping and staring at one of the stained-glass windows that depicted Satine for just a moment too long. From there, he found Prime Minister Almec and struck up a conversation with him.

Satine’s stomach twisted with unease, but she tried her best to put it out of her mind for now and enjoy the company of everyone else. It had been a long time since she’d entertained guests in her palace, and although it was exhausting, Merrik was right. This was a good opportunity to accrue some good will from the rest of the galaxy.

-.-.-

“Their dresses are so beautiful!” Tamra was saying, peeking in at the celebration from her place on the terrace outside.

“Did you see the one the Senator from Naboo is wearing?” Brig asked, “Her date can hardly keep his eyes off her!” A few children giggled.

“They dance so well, too,” Greta said, looking wistful.

Lark sighed, turning away from the window. “I wish I could dance.”

Chas laughed, “Yeah, maybe then you wouldn’t be so afraid of all the important people here!” That remark earned him a punch in the chest, but the teasing smile never left his face.

“I could teach you,” Korkie offered. He looked so grown up in his fancy noble clothing that the rest of the children half wondered what he was doing out here with them instead of with the rest of the party inside. “My aunt taught me when I was little,” he finished explaining.

The palace had seen a number of extravagant parties like this one in Korkie’s time here. As the heir to the throne, it had been made quite sure that he learned how to navigate such a situation with grace. His aunt always told him of the massive ball held in her honor when she was crowned ruler of Mandalore, and he wondered how that stacked up against this party. There were more new faces here tonight than he’d seen at other balls. Mandalore had closed itself off to many other planets as tensions began to rise in the galaxy, but even before that the attendees were usually Mandalorian or very close allies. This was something different, and it affected the energy in the room.

Smiling, Lark accepted Korkie’s outstretched hand and allowed him to teach her the basic steps of the Mandalorian waltz. The music that played inside was loud enough to reach the terrace, though muffled a little. Lark found the rhythm to be a little tricky, but was starting to get the hang of it.

Korkie had just taught her how to execute the perfect spin when their teacher Master Kenobi stepped outside, closing the door halfway behind him. He couldn’t help but smile at the sight of Korkie, ever the gracious gentleman, even at his young age. Satine had raised him well.

“What have we here?” he asked, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.

“Korkie is showing me how to waltz!” Lark responded, tripping slightly over her feet. They stopped the dance, smiling back at the Jedi. “Why aren’t you in there with the adults?” she then asked, taking note of his usual brown and beige robes.

“Oh, I’m not brave enough for politics,” Master Kenobi laughed. “I’d much rather be out here with you.”

They talked amongst themselves for a little while longer, remarking on particular dignitaries they recognized, until a slower, more lilting song began to play.

“What’s that they’re playing now?” Dreek asked, looking in curiously as the attendees began to seek out partners.

“It’s a Mandalorian folk dance,” Obi-Wan answered, “It was very popular before the Civil War.”

Tamra, Brig, and Lark grabbed onto Obi-Wan’s arm suddenly and bombarded him with pleas of, “Show us!”

He laughed at their eagerness, shying away from their pouting faces. “Oh no, I couldn’t,” he protested, “I’m not a dancer, I’m afraid, and I haven’t danced it since—well, I’m not a dancer.”

His slip of the tongue was lost on everyone except Korkie, who thought he might have some idea as to when the Coruscanti Jedi had learned a Mandalorian folk dance of all things. “Oh, you remember, Master,” he said encouragingly. “Please? What if it becomes important to our… diplomatic studies?”

When Obi-Wan looked as if he was going to say no again, the kids all joined in the now familiar, begrudgingly effective chorus of ��pleeease?” Obi-Wan sighed, wondering for the millionth time how he got himself into this situation. If only Anakin could see him now.

(Let it not be said that the Force didn’t have a sense of humor. At that very moment, Anakin Skywalker happened to catch a glimpse of his former Master out the corner of his eye, and he made his way over to the window to watch. He smirked, sipping some sparkling refreshment out of a glass as he observed.)

“Oh, alright, come over here, Greta, you shall be my dance partner.” Greta beamed with excitement and all but skipped over to him with the energy of a firecracker. He removed his outer layer of his robe, wearing only the beige tunic and trousers he wore under it. “Now, it has been a long, long time since this was taught to me,” Obi-Wan started. “First, I’ll bow to you, and you curtsey, Greta, can you do that?” The little girl nodded, and they did just as he explained.

“Like that?” she asked in her sweet little voice.

“Perfect, now we go for a little walk,” he explained, reaching down to grab her tiny hand. “Step this way, 1-2-3-1-2-3-1-2-3 and step together,” he counted, pulling her along and helping with her footwork.

“It’s kind of like learning the footwork for our fencing!” Chas commented, and the other kids murmured in agreement.

“Alright now step hop, step hop, and twirl,” Obi-Wan instructed, though Greta was having trouble keeping up, her eyes glued to their feet as she tried to mimic his motions. Her face was pinched in focus as Obi-Wan attempted to twirl her under his arm, but she ended up bumping into his leg instead and had to be held aloft by her hand lest she fall down.

By now, another figure had appeared in the doorway, smiling softly at the scene before her. She watched, bemused, as Obi-Wan was clearly struggling, and the kids giggled at his expense.

“Well, you’ll have to practice,” he said to Greta, smiling the dorkiest of his smiles. One she hadn’t seen in a long time, and half expected she’d never see again.

Adjusting her gloves, Satine took pity on the poor Jedi and stepped out. She smirked at the other children as she glided over to him, tapping him on his shoulder to get him to turn around and face her.

“Perhaps you need a partner more your size,” she said, laughter in her voice. He spun around, startled by her sudden appearance and slightly embarrassed at the scene she walked in on. Greta grinned and skipped back to the rest of the children, who watched on with interest.

“Ah, yes, that may help,” he said, turning a little red. Satine clasped his hand with both of hers before moving to the starting position, repressing a smile as she did. He held on to her hand tight, suddenly feeling quite unsteady on his feet. As they began, Obi-Wan looked at her face, her beautiful dress, how the light reflected off her golden locks, the understated circlet she wore that showed off her silky hair… She caught his eye while effortlessly completing the steps and smiled, earning a slightly nervous smile in return.

They danced, and Obi-Wan tried his hardest to ignore the butterflies that were seemingly fluttering in his stomach. He spun her around, spellbound by her gracefulness even having known her for so long. Her dress twirled out, more flowing and less rigid than her usual attire. He liked how it looked on her.

As it progressed, the dance brought them closer to one another, and suddenly he couldn’t look away. His eyes were glued to her form, to the flowers in her hair, which hung loose around her face for once. He stumbled slightly, almost imperceptibly, and laughed nervously. Satine, however, was nothing but gracious and encouraging. She was beaming, allowing him to lead her around the terrace as they completed the complex series of steps that this dance required, a perfect picture of elegance. The routine continued, bringing Obi-Wan’s hands to her waist and effectively quashing all ability to form complete thoughts, the entirety of his brain now focused on either the dance or his hyperawareness of just how long it had been since he had held another, touched someone this intimately.

It hadn’t been since Satine.

Just as quickly as the thought appeared, the time came to begin the next phase of the dance. Satine separated from his hands, and he felt the loss deeply, but he dutifully continued with the steps. Satine danced around Obi-Wan to the beat of the music, and in the next musical phrase he did the same around her, sending her a playful look as he did so, coming around to her side and grasping her hand.

In the doorway now stood Tal Merrik, watching the pair with an interesting look on his face. The dance had brought Obi-Wan and Satine even closer, now mere inches separating them from each other. His hand resumed its position around her waist, with the other holding hers in an arc above their heads as they twirled. Her clear blue eyes locked onto his, and he had no choice but to meet her gaze equally, completely mesmerized by her.

Memories played in his mind of when she had taught him this traditional dance, so patient as she delightedly walked him through the steps. They were on the ship headed back to Mandalore, and knowing there was a grand ball in their future, she wanted him to be prepared. Qui-Gon was Force knows where as they danced in the cargo hold. She was a good teacher. He distinctly remembered feigning confusion at the part where he held her in his arms, if only for an excuse to be holding her for a few moments longer. That was before they revealed their feelings to each other. Well, at least before they finally said the words.

Just a few days before.

Anakin looked on from inside, smiling with a thoughtful expression on his face. He turned and left to go find his Senator, leaving the intimate scene behind.

Obi-Wan and Satine twirled a few more times before coming to a stop, frozen in that final position with somehow even less space between them. The music continued to play, but the Duchess and the Jedi were lost in their own world. Her eyes flicked to his lips, and he lowered his arm, leaving it to hover by her side, brushing past the fabric of her dress.

For just a moment, he felt the pull, and it looked like she was going to lean in—to close the gap between them. His eyes fluttered shut and he breathed in shakily, but before anything could happen, he suddenly recalled where he was, and more importantly, who he was. His fingers clutched the fabric of her dress tightly before letting go, and he made himself step back, regret in his eyes even as he did.

And perhaps even a trace of fear.

Satine watched, a disappointed look appearing on her face for just a flash before it was replaced by forced acceptance, and then her usual passive expression.

“I can’t remember the rest of it,” Obi-Wan said in excuse, eyes still glued to Satine despite how he’d tried to pry them away. Satine had no words to speak.

“Master Kenobi, your face is turning red,” Brig observed helpfully.

Obi-Wan brought his hand to his face, rubbing it over his beard. “Is it? I suppose it’s been a while since I’ve danced,” he spoke, which was a lame excuse for someone who remained constantly active in his role as General in the Grand Army of the Republic.

Satine smiled a little, likely thinking the very same thing.

“Beautifully done,” Merrik said, coming out from the doorway and revealing himself. “I didn’t think a Master Jedi from Coruscant would be well-versed in the graces of Mandalorian folk dancing.” That comment came with heavy implications, as all the adults were aware, though none spoke of it. “You make a lovely couple,” Merrik finished, looking between the two with a knowing look.

Obi-Wan wanted nothing more than to disappear into oblivion. He certainly didn’t want the Senator to get the wrong idea. He was a Jedi, after all. A Jedi! And he had just—he almost—

His heart sank at the realization that he hadn’t grown at all. He was in the same place he was months ago—years ago. This was the whole reason he had been sent to Mandalore in the first place, and now it was blowing up in his face. He should have seen this coming. Should have known he couldn’t handle it. He was here to help the children, nothing more. To upset the delicate balance of political relations within Mandalore’s government would be a colossal error, one he didn’t think the Jedi Council would easily forgive.

“Yes, well, I think it’s time for the children to say goodnight. Master Kenobi, if you wouldn’t mind…” Satine said a little awkwardly, breaking him out of his spiraling thoughts.

“Of course, Duchess,” he responded resuming his formality and trying to shove any un-Jedi like thoughts out of his mind. “We have something special planned for all the guests before they go, right younglings?” They nodded excitedly and responded in the affirmative. With a bow to the Duchess and the Senator, he walked into the palace, nodding for the children to follow him.

“And you were worried you wouldn’t have any fun at the party,” Merrik teased once they’d gone, though in the context of what had happened, what they both knew had occurred, it created an odd sort of tension in the air.

Satine felt deeply uncomfortable all of a sudden. “It’s a bit chilly out tonight, wouldn’t you say?” she said, attempting to steer the conversation elsewhere.

Merrik glanced suggestively outside once more. “Oh, I don’t know. Seemed plenty warm to me.”

Satine clamped her mouth shut and resolved to be as silent as possible for the remainder of the night, her mind far too occupied for anything else. They followed the crowd back through the ballroom and into the throne room, where Obi-Wan was standing to the side with all the children lined up in the center. He cleared his throat and addressed the crowd somewhat nervously. Despite being the Great Negotiator, he’d never been one for drawing the center of attention.

“The children of House Kryze wish to honor you all by performing the Dha Werda Verda for you all,” he announced, and astonished whispers passed between all who recognized the name.

The Dha Werda Verda was a traditional warrior dance of Mandalore, dating back millennia and telling the story of ancient warriors. Whereas the Mandokar was a slower, more flowing dance, the Dha Werda Verda had often been used in preparation for battle, its speed and intensity lending well to building up the warrior mindset. The implication was obvious to anyone with Mandalorian ties: this was New Mandalore acknowledging and reconnecting to the ways of old, while still upholding their promise of peace.

The children performed the dance, shouting the words in Mando’a as they did. The spectators were clearly impressed, some smiling and perhaps remembering when they had learned the story and the dance in their youth. It was something passed down for generations, though it hadn’t exactly been much of a focus for this most recent generation.

The Duchess looked on proudly while the kids took turns sparring to the beat of the drums that played. As each pair took their turn, the rest stamped their staffs against the ground, continuing on with the chanting.

When they finished, the guests applauded. Anakin, who stood out of sight from Obi-Wan, was very impressed with the display. He’d have never expected something like that to be performed under Satine’s watchful eye, especially inside her palace. He’d have to ask Obi-Wan about it later. From what he knew, this was far from what his old Master had been sent here to teach. Somehow, he must have convinced the Duchess to let him train the children to spar, and a small, childish part of himself felt envy at the thought. It passed quickly, however. He had had his time as Obi-Wan’s student and had been on the receiving end of his combat training already. He treasured that time more than almost anything, and it had served him well. The children were fortunate to have such a wise and patient teacher.

After graciously accepting their praise from the crowd, the children bade goodnight to the Duchess, each hugging her in turn. Korkie attempted to ask if he could stay, but Satine urged him off to bed.

‘Perhaps next time,’ Obi-Wan thought amusedly, and he could have sworn the boy heard him, smiling in his direction as he disappeared into the residential wing.

“They are extraordinary, they would surely impress the competition in the Equinox Day contest,” Hondo Ohnaka said, coming out of nowhere beside Satine and Senator Merrik. He somehow was wearing a nicer change of clothes and was gazing dreamily into the distance.

“How did you even get up here?” Merrik asked, honestly just exhausted by the pirate’s antics at this point. He glanced around the room for where the guards may have gone, but didn’t put much effort in. They were probably still down in the prison searching for their once-again missing prisoner, who had clearly already made it far beyond the prison levels.

Before they could even respond, much less stop him, Hondo darted over to Obi-Wan, who was starting to follow the children to where their quarters were. “Kenobi, where do you think you are going? You cannot leave the party so soon! Duchess, tell him he must stay!”

Obi-Wan protested, inching away from the pirate. “No really, I must be going…”

Another figure joined the group, smirking at the chaos his presence would soon bring. “I think it’s a great idea!” Anakin Skywalker spoke, finally making himself known to his old Master and completely throwing off his train of thought.

It seemed the Jedi Master had been stunned into speechlessness and effectively overruled.

The Duchess shifted to draw Obi-Wan’s confused gaze and said in her kind voice, “Of course, we would be happy to have you.”

“I—” Obi-Wan struggled to regain his speech, glancing down at his plain Jedi robes and back up at Satine. “I’m not exactly dressed for the occasion,” he finally spoke, something like panic beginning to unfurl in his chest at the realization that he had no proper dinner attire he could wear even if he wanted to.

“I can help with that,” Anakin stepped in, somehow knowing exactly what was on Obi-Wan’s mind. Before he could protest, he was being dragged away by Anakin, his mind made up for him.

Satine turned to speak to the Senator, but was interrupted by a couple she thought might be from Krownest, if she remembered correctly. She smiled graciously as they spoke to her.

“We just wanted to congratulate you on your wonderful children and their performance!” the woman gushed, and they continued to praise the way they had brought back tradition and incorporated it into their new ways. Another onlooker, however, did not seem so thrilled.

Vizsla stepped in, his face twisted in an expression that looked like he smelled something funny. “Oh, come now, are you so blind as to be fooled by this blatant form of pandering?” he said.

Satine set her jaw in quiet rage. This insufferable man seemed set to sully her perfectly good party, which up until then had been going quite well, despite how she despised such functions usually.

Oh well. Seeing as she couldn’t exactly strike up a fight in the middle of all these important people, she restrained herself and responded calmly. “Governor Vizsla, some of us prefer a base level of civility in our conduct rather than ugly threats from terrorist organizations.”

The Governor twitched, clearly restraining himself from an outburst in favor of a veiled threat. “The sarlaac buries itself in the sand, but sometimes—” he looked pointedly to the chair up on the dais, “she hides behind her throne.” Satine seethed in silence. “Sooner or later, that sarlaac will have to face herself for what she is. A Mandalorian. A reckoning is coming, Duchess, and not just from Death Watch.”

It was a warning, but not one given out of concern for the well-being of New Mandalore.

Satine stiffened her shoulders. “If violence is brought to our planet, Governor, I have no doubt that it will be you leading the charge.”

Vizsla lifted the corner of his mouth in a half-smile. “You flatter me, Duchess.”

“Oh how clumsy of me,” Satine turned back with a look as icy as the surface of Hoth. “I meant to accuse you.” She held Vizsla’s gaze like that for a beat longer before turning and leaving him with those words.

The silence that followed was uncomfortable.

Hondo, of course, would be the one to break that silence.

“Well, this is awkward.”

-.-.-

Chapter 9 >>

[disco-cola]

ok this has nothing to do with my usual 60s 70s 80s posts and i know its a heated topic but i just need to get this out bc my brains going wild about this. im literally crying about whats happening in israel/palestine. however ive been reading a lot of headlines in the big german online newspapers tonight and im just shocked and appalled however not surprised at the "us vs. them" mentality promoted by the western media. hamas dont equal the entire palestinian population but they really be putting out articles telling how israeli citizens get "sl4ughtered" in their own homes and get hurt and abducted as if that isnt a daily reality for palestinians in occupied territories that were not even taken rightfully in the first place but through just as much violence as well like be so for real man thats so hypocritical it just proves again how NOT NEUTRAL western media is when it comes to the middle east and how they will keep justifying everything israel (who is one of the top military forces of the world at that) does to palestinian civilians who are just as innocent as the israeli ones who got taken today (except for the fact they dont get worldwide media attention even if they too suffer from injustice and have been for the past almost 8 decades but go off) anyway i just feel this is probably gonna get real bad in the next few weeks and i think it will definitely fuel the fire in another wave of muslim h4te but dont trust the mainstream western media when it comes to this and get your own sources (also palestinian news ones!) bc i only really realized how full of lies it was when i went on a 2 week educational round travel through israel/palestine (ive been everywhere but in the gaza strip for obvious reasons) four years ago and there ive first hand seen people get mistr3ated for literally NOTHING other than the fact that there was a birthplace in their passport that didnt suit the israeli government (i could literally tell yall stories of what i experienced in those days man also the change in how they treated us at the airport upon arrival and how their behavior flipped when we wanted to travel back like they questioned us and we truthfully told them weve been staying with arab guest families in tamra for a week of the trip and after that our luggage was rummaged thru and some of the suitcases got lost and never made it back to germany like im not lying or exaggerating) and only after coming back from that trip i read up on the entire history and "conflict" (i used to shy away from it bc growing up people were always like ohhh its so complicated when it really is not tbh) like before that i was just as much blinded by the western medias representation and didnt question it so all i wanna say with this rant post is i hope all innocent civilians get thru this in the best and safest way it usually is always the wrong people caught in the line of fire and if i have followers directly affected by this please be safe and i wish yall the best and everyone else pls fucking think for yourself and dont blindly succumb to the hate and the "us against them" mentality

[andrewlloydwebber]

Do you know anything about this actress called Tamara Glaser? I keep seeing her being really rude to people on Tiktok and I know she was in POTO but I didn't know if you knew her history with the show. You're the only real active POTO blogger I follow.

yeah tamra lynn glaser (i think she was maybe billed as tamra shaker when she was in phantom, so you might see photos of her also labeled as that) was the standby christine in the los angeles sit down production circa 1991. principal dale kristien preferred to do eight shows a week (and was allowed to do so) so they created the position of standby christine rather than have two understudies in the ensemble. tamra did perform briefly opposite michael crawford when returned to the role for a few weeks in 1991. so that's all true. HOWEVER tamra seems to like to lord the fact she was in phantom over people and use it to try to bully people DESPITE the fact that basically that was her only major equity credit, she's since shifted to teaching, and now she bullies young people on tiktok for unclear reasons.

for example, when people were posting their christine self tapes when phantom was doing a virtual open call, tamra would leave incredibly negative and unasked for feedback on those videos. she's defended type casting (basically saying that traditional casting is the only way to go). she's gone on several diatribes about how if you don't have a BFA in acting or musical theatre from one of like eight top colleges, you will never make it to broadway, using bad cinderella as an example because supposedly almost everyone has a degree BUT GUESS WHAT CAROLEE CARMELLO AND LINEDY GENAO BOTH HAVE BUSINESS DEGREES and also tamra does have a bfa from umich AND IT CERTAINLY DIDN'T HELP HER MAKE IT TO BROADWAY. and when anyone criticizes her, she leaves nasty comments attacking them and then blocks them. o yeah she's just a sad pathetic out of touch 60 something year old woman who has nothing better to do then pretend she's relevant.

[concealeddarkness13]

My OC Tournament Round 1 Poll 1

Information below the cut:

First, here is the Picrew link! I love this Picrew, so you'll probably see it a lot, lol.

Naivi (she/her): She's from All's Fair, and she's gets into an enemies to lovers relationship with Chess. The Powerpoint is a little old, so some of the info isn't correct anymore. She's a lesbian who is half human, half Snake (the species on the powerpoint), and she's been hurt badly by the other species. So much so, that she decides that the other species are evil beyond repair, and she wants to destroy all of them and keep humans alive. To do that, she restarts the prosthetics experiments with Aeflin, not knowing that Aeflin is a Shade who wants to use her as a scapegoat. Luckily, during the story, Chess convinces her that she's being used and that maybe destroying the other sentient species is a bad thing. She's working on it.

Even though she is an antagonist for half of the story, Naivi is the one who talks the most about how important friends are. She has a soft spot for Chess (totally a crush), and she's the first person to show Chess that there is kindness in the world. She's the one who convinces Chess that she needs friends, lol. She's also an engineer who wants to make the magic from the prosthetics less damaging to the people who have them.

Luneth (they/them): They're from Concealed Darkness, and they're friends with Cassian and Tamra. They're a Tenebrus, which means they have darkness magic, and they have to be wary of the empire since it uses Tenebrus as soldiers. They also (spoiler alert) are a half-Celestial, so they have the light and lightning magic and can turn into a small dragon. Which paints an even bigger target on their back.

They're quiet and don't trust easily. And something bad happened in their past that they won't talk about. They have nightmares that Tamra has convinced them to draw and talk about like it's a story. They're very close to Cassian and Tamra, and honestly, all they want is to find someplace safe to hide from the empire.