#Talon Hawk

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

[you-dont-belong-here]

When Fiona Apple sang, “How can I ask anyone to love me, when all I do is beg to be left alone,” and when Mitski sang, “you’re growing tired of me, and all the things I don’t talk about,” and when Julien Baker sang, “it’s not easy when what you think of me is important, and I know it shouldn’t be so damn important, but it is to me,” and when Elliott Smith sang, “I’m alone but that’s okay, I don’t mind most of the time; I don’t feel afraid to die,” and when the Front Bottoms sang, “sometimes you get sad when we’re together because you’re not sure if you’ll miss me when I’m gone,” and when

[daphnekissart]

contributing to the chaos 

[martitheevans]

[pointycorgiears]

Shanks, talking to Mihawk over the transponder snail: Hawkeyes! It's good to hear from you! You've been really quiet lately! How are you doing?

Mihawk, glancing at the Seraphim child eating lunch next to him: I had a baby.

Shanks: WHAT!?!?

Buggy, sitting next to Mihawk: That's not how you're supposed to say that...

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Edit: Part 2!

[eggsdrawings]

dabihawks post-war pizza au 🛵💨

“you’ve still got a pizza my war-torn heart” by phanatics 🍕

[midwestingmyemo]

what if the front bottoms were the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bottoms and instead of sleeping on a twin size mattress we got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on a twin size mattress

(I'm sorry for this post)

[ifuckinghatebriansella]

you are my peach

you are my plum

you are my piss

you are my cum

[asheepinthenight]

Dinner at Dawn (Hawk AU Extra)

MC and Hawk grew up together as vampire hunters: witches who inherit such strong magical abilities that they can challenge even nearly indestructible creatures of the night. But in their teens, Hawk was bitten by a rogue werewolf, losing their hunter powers and their community as they were forced out of their family to join a werewolf pack. It was over ten years before MC and Hawk were reunited and brought hunters and werewolves together to help stop a new vampire threat. Now, although the work continues, MC and Hawk have time to spend together to enjoy the fruits of their labor: specifically, a nice chat over a veggie burger "dinner" the morning after a full moon—unless they get distracted by other things…

It's finally here! It's quite a short story, but it's been a long time coming—thank you for your patience! This is the first AU fluff short that resulted from the poll back in July: an urban fantasy AU with werewolf!Hawk. It's not interactive in the traditional sense, but it does account for things like your MC's relationship with Hawk, preference on physical contact, height, etc.

Hawk has definitely had a very different life in this AU, but I hope you enjoy a glimpse at one version of a much younger, werewolf-ier Hawk! Happy Holidays!

Play on Itch | Play on Github | Download from Github

[stuckinjersey]

Still I scrub and scrub 'til my body bleeds

Convince myself I am coming clean

Forget and ignore who I used to be

That kid is never coming back

[younmenher]

i'm never gonna get over the fact that if you listen to the album "talon of the hawk" by the front bottoms in order it goes from TWIN SIZED MATTRESS to PEACH??? for reference, tsm ends with:

SHE HOPES I'M CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON A TWIN-SIZED MATTRESS IN SOMEBODY'S ATTIC OR BASEMENT MY WHOOOOLE LIFE, NEVER GRADUATING UP IN SIZE TO ADD ANOTHER AND MY NIGHTMARES WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT.

and the first lines of peach are:

you are my peach! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) you are my plum! (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) you are my earth! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆ you are my sun! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

so silly

[midwestemokilledmygrandma]

midwest emo fans be like talon of the hawk tuah jk no midwest emo fan has ever had sex

[cowboylikeyouu]

no song will ever hit the way twin size mattress does

[nova-raptor]

french isn’t real it was made up for “Au Revoir (Adios)” by the front bottoms on hit album “talon of the hawk” tf you mean “France” that’s not real?????

[freaquin]

filed under "shit i made listening to feed the machine by nickelback"

[pointycorgiears]

They are here to see Santa.