#Tall! s/o

[luimagines]

I see the Chain with a tall s/o and my brain just delved into One Piece territory cause the character heights for that show are RIDICULOUS. 6' for the normal person is short as there are quite a bunch of human characters who range from 9' to almost 20'.

My brain came up with the super hilarious about Four having a human spouse taller than FD, like a solid 15'7 in height. Tall enough to hug all the colors at once which they love. No one really knows where they came from as Reader doesn't like talking about their past. What is known is that they're one hell of a chef.

Fresh ingredients straight from their personal garden, home crafted seasonings and they hunt or fish their own meat. Reader outclasses every chef in Hyrule to the point they get offers for cooking positions by the dozens. All these always gets declined cause Four's spouse only cooks for fun.

Unlike with Hyrule and Wild, our dear smithy does have a letter sent to Reader explaining he'll be on a journey. The Minish helped deliver it since his lover can see them too. Four is honestly the kind of guy that likes talking about his lover to people.

Something he does once comfortable with the rest of the Chain. I can imagine some Links were skeptical about Reader even existing since no human can get that BIG unless they are part giant. (Four, of course, asked them when the two first met and he was told they didn't have any giant blood.)

He practically ignores his skeptic friends cause the looks on their faces when they meet Reader would be so satisfying. And then the group is dropped into his Hyrule. None of the Chain seen Four run so fast before as he practically a blur entering Minish Forest.

The smithy knows his lover would go hunting in the forest at this point of time. Reader always follows a strict schedule when it comes to food in general . The group catches up and can only gawk upon the sight of the massive unarmed person staring down a Gohma.

Four has to hold his companions back as they don't know Reader is far from defenseless. His spouse was a 'combat chef' specifically one whose strength could be considered monstrous. Especially when it comes to their kicks as he seen them break BOULDERS with a single strike. The Gohma lunges for a body slam and it was the last mistake it made.

Reader: Anti Manners Kick Course.

Everyone but Four is speechless as the cook delivers a 180 degree kick straight into the monster's torso. The strike was so powerful that not only did it send the Gohma but the beast was slain before even hitting the ground.

Reader: Damn pest for scaring off that boar.

*Notices Four and the group*

Reader: Hey sweetheart, I see you got some company. Lunch should be done cooling soon as I decided to make some gumbo.

Four: YES. I missed you and your cooking so much, darling. Also all of ye owe me Rupees. *Looks at Twilight, Warriors, Wild, Legend, Sky and Hyrule*

The Smithy is a 120 Rupees richer while his comrades bombard him with questions. Wild definitely wants to learn some recipes from Reader. Meanwhile Time looks at the Fierce Deity and smugly sends the thought 'Shorty'.

I almost spat out my drink at the end XD

Four get to be loved on by a gentle giant- until they're pissed off. XD

Wind would probably stare up at Reader with a slack jawed face until Reader finally notices and looks down.

"Yes? Can I help you?"

"....How far can you throw me?"

(An adult of the group.) "Wind! NO!"

"Wind! YES!" Wild cheers him on. "Me next after him!"

"Absolutely not!"

[soundleer]

"bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A"

[duckngk]

old woman yuri. maybe i will color this someday. also it was my first time drawing raboniel and i tried to play into the fact that she wears whatever clothes and doesnt care about gender while also not knowing how to style clothing

[raddest-laddest]

silly concept inspired by this post and this gijinka,

individual images under the cut

[1111-sunset-circle]

i love f/os and s/is with a big size difference. are they smaller than you or bigger? please tell me more about this dynamic in the tags

[vinelark]

oh hey it's wip wednesday 🫡 [cw for biphobia from some NPCs]

It’s an image post; there’s an article linked underneath, but the poster has presumably pulled the pictures from the webpage and dropped them here directly. The first one shows Tim on a curb, clearly outside a hospital—tham General visible in the top of the frame—looking exhausted and calm and wholly uncaring of the fact that he’s being photographed, even though Kon knows there’s no way Tim isn’t aware. Not on the ground, not in his city. Kon notices the cast next, encasing Tim’s whole lower leg. Crutches tucked under his arms. The brief flash of a white wristband below his jacket sleeve. There’s a sleek car idling in the first image, and in the subsequent photos a girl leaps out of the back seat to embrace Tim. She’s turned away from the camera the whole time, but she’s tall and blonde and her lipstick leaves a mark on the side of Tim’s mouth in the last picture. The linked article speculates that Tim Drake must be taking pointers from his foster father when it comes to cycling through flings; the comments seem to agree, along with unsuccessfully trying to guess who the girl is.

damn, talk about a short attention span, the top comment says.

Good for him ig but wow can we get one bi celebrity who’s not a total stereotype in this city? says another.

dr4per: Lol he’s barely a celebrity, people only care bc of the wayne connection.

hc1942: he’s probably not even really gay anyway. bet he was just drunk off his ass last weekend

33lolnotmyrealname: three-beer queer, tale as old as time

PippinWasFramed: Dude, he’s sixteen.

Ovalcaterpillar1403: Everyone’s just using queerness for clout before going straight again and I’m truly sick of it.

bg_04: wow can we get one reddit user who’s not totally biphobic too?

[littlefallenrebel]

I know Johnny obviously isn't a short man (personally I headcanon him being 5'10-5'11)

But I also can't stop thinking about a short guy/tall girl dynamic with him...

Just his rowdy self with shy little you, who's almost like a head taller than him and he's just going heart eyes over you :(

[comfort-character-central]

Thinking about my tall f/os hugging me, having to sort of lean over to wrap their arms around me. Their arms are so strong but so gentle, so it's secure but safe.

Also thinking about them standing behind or near me and towering over me, they're so intimidating on the outside but they're so nice to me because they care about me.

Or when I'm tired and they carry me since I'm so short and they're so strong, they can easily just pick me up and we can go on an adventure or just chill.

They'd jokingly tease me about my height but would definitely give someone the look of "don't even try it" if anyone was being mean or making me uncomfortable, and they'd absolutely use the height difference to their advantage (especially considering they're super tall).

[wayfayrr]

Tears with a short s/o?

man would be a MENACE - he has never met a single person (who isn't a kid) who's shorter than him. Now you pop into his life? his beloved sundelion? and you're shorter than him?

yeah, best be prepared for him to throw every single short joke he's ever faced at you (affectionate) or for him to make you zonai contraptions to help you reach anything you struggle with

[mxltifxnd0m]

at this point i just want someone who has the look and vibe of sam winchester, male or fem idc i just need myself a sam winchester variant PLEASEE

[waywardangel-13]

red one is so bonkers. from now until eternity i will have the urge to throw a chair and then yell "I'M HERE"

[axewchao]

Hey, do you play/have Splatoon 3? You know that shop clerk Gnarly Eddy? The snail-looking guy that sells you hats? Yeah, for some weird reason… every time I look at him, I just think of Dalex… I, don’t know why???

I can see some resemblance.

They're both pretty chill dudes, and ever since I started playing Splatoon again, I had a little what-if in my head where Splatmore (Not his real name-) over here either works for Eddy at Naut Couture or straight up lives with the guy, helping out at the store when he's not in the mood to play Turf War.

Splatmore doesn't have many friends, but he's glad Eddy's one of 'em. :3

[fiestaplum-skz]

Skz with Tall S/o ~ Hyung line

Req from @bookswillfindyouaway

I'll post Maknae line at some point over the next few days and do your other Req at some point in the next week or so.

BANGCHAN

This man worships the ground you walk on 

Wouldn't let you or anyone else say anything negative about your height ever - He would throw punches at anyone that dared to say anything or tease you i swear 

LEEKNOW

Probably teases you about it lovingly but absolutely wouldn't let anyone else tease either of you about it

He usually prefers to be the taller one in a relationship but it's not that big of a deal he secretly likes you being taller

CHANGBIN

A lot of people are taller than him so he's probably used to his S/o’s being taller than him

I think he actually adores it and prefers someone taller than him

HYUNJIN

Loves drawing you or two as a couple with him tilting his head upwards to kiss you

Him standing on the tips of his toes to kiss you is his weakness

Sees you as a goddess

[acutecowboy]

I still haven't moved on from JO in Antwerp soo here's more brainrot

...I only realized that Bojan was in the audience during the 17 minute UM karaoke when he was almost next to me...

[plaidpyjamas]

sucks being 6'2" when all ur faves are huge - all the fics revolve around how tiny reader is but then I look up the character's canon info and it turns out I.....am their height

[selfshiplog]

ive noticed a lot of ppl have f/os that are bigger or stronger than them so heres some love for ppl with smaller f/os. the way their face gets so close to yours when you pick them up bridal style. being able to kiss the top of their head whenever you feel like it. being the big spoon and curling around them. being the little spoon so they can latch onto you like a koala. 🤌