#Tall! s/o

[soundleer]

"bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A"

[raddest-laddest]

silly concept inspired by this post and this gijinka,

individual images under the cut

[1111-sunset-circle]

i love f/os and s/is with a big size difference. are they smaller than you or bigger? please tell me more about this dynamic in the tags

[vinelark]

oh hey it's wip wednesday 🫡 [cw for biphobia from some NPCs]

It’s an image post; there’s an article linked underneath, but the poster has presumably pulled the pictures from the webpage and dropped them here directly. The first one shows Tim on a curb, clearly outside a hospital—tham General visible in the top of the frame—looking exhausted and calm and wholly uncaring of the fact that he’s being photographed, even though Kon knows there’s no way Tim isn’t aware. Not on the ground, not in his city. Kon notices the cast next, encasing Tim’s whole lower leg. Crutches tucked under his arms. The brief flash of a white wristband below his jacket sleeve. There’s a sleek car idling in the first image, and in the subsequent photos a girl leaps out of the back seat to embrace Tim. She’s turned away from the camera the whole time, but she’s tall and blonde and her lipstick leaves a mark on the side of Tim’s mouth in the last picture. The linked article speculates that Tim Drake must be taking pointers from his foster father when it comes to cycling through flings; the comments seem to agree, along with unsuccessfully trying to guess who the girl is.

damn, talk about a short attention span, the top comment says.

Good for him ig but wow can we get one bi celebrity who’s not a total stereotype in this city? says another.

dr4per: Lol he’s barely a celebrity, people only care bc of the wayne connection.

hc1942: he’s probably not even really gay anyway. bet he was just drunk off his ass last weekend

33lolnotmyrealname: three-beer queer, tale as old as time

PippinWasFramed: Dude, he’s sixteen.

Ovalcaterpillar1403: Everyone’s just using queerness for clout before going straight again and I’m truly sick of it.

bg_04: wow can we get one reddit user who’s not totally biphobic too?

[littlefallenrebel]

I know Johnny obviously isn't a short man (personally I headcanon him being 5'10-5'11)

But I also can't stop thinking about a short guy/tall girl dynamic with him...

Just his rowdy self with shy little you, who's almost like a head taller than him and he's just going heart eyes over you :(

[comfort-character-central]

Thinking about my tall f/os hugging me, having to sort of lean over to wrap their arms around me. Their arms are so strong but so gentle, so it's secure but safe.

Also thinking about them standing behind or near me and towering over me, they're so intimidating on the outside but they're so nice to me because they care about me.

Or when I'm tired and they carry me since I'm so short and they're so strong, they can easily just pick me up and we can go on an adventure or just chill.

They'd jokingly tease me about my height but would definitely give someone the look of "don't even try it" if anyone was being mean or making me uncomfortable, and they'd absolutely use the height difference to their advantage (especially considering they're super tall).

[wayfayrr]

Tears with a short s/o?

man would be a MENACE - he has never met a single person (who isn't a kid) who's shorter than him. Now you pop into his life? his beloved sundelion? and you're shorter than him?

yeah, best be prepared for him to throw every single short joke he's ever faced at you (affectionate) or for him to make you zonai contraptions to help you reach anything you struggle with

[fiestaplum-skz]

Skz with Tall S/o ~ Hyung line

Req from @bookswillfindyouaway

I'll post Maknae line at some point over the next few days and do your other Req at some point in the next week or so.

BANGCHAN

This man worships the ground you walk on 

Wouldn't let you or anyone else say anything negative about your height ever - He would throw punches at anyone that dared to say anything or tease you i swear 

LEEKNOW

Probably teases you about it lovingly but absolutely wouldn't let anyone else tease either of you about it

He usually prefers to be the taller one in a relationship but it's not that big of a deal he secretly likes you being taller

CHANGBIN

A lot of people are taller than him so he's probably used to his S/o’s being taller than him

I think he actually adores it and prefers someone taller than him

HYUNJIN

Loves drawing you or two as a couple with him tilting his head upwards to kiss you

Him standing on the tips of his toes to kiss you is his weakness

Sees you as a goddess

[saltcxrcle]

at this point i just want someone who has the look and vibe of sam winchester, male or fem idc i just need myself a sam winchester variant PLEASEE

[waywardangel-13]

red one is so bonkers. from now until eternity i will have the urge to throw a chair and then yell "I'M HERE"

[axewchao]

Hey, do you play/have Splatoon 3? You know that shop clerk Gnarly Eddy? The snail-looking guy that sells you hats? Yeah, for some weird reason… every time I look at him, I just think of Dalex… I, don’t know why???

I can see some resemblance.

They're both pretty chill dudes, and ever since I started playing Splatoon again, I had a little what-if in my head where Splatmore (Not his real name-) over here either works for Eddy at Naut Couture or straight up lives with the guy, helping out at the store when he's not in the mood to play Turf War.

Splatmore doesn't have many friends, but he's glad Eddy's one of 'em. :3

[acutecowboy]

I still haven't moved on from JO in Antwerp soo here's more brainrot

...I only realized that Bojan was in the audience during the 17 minute UM karaoke when he was almost next to me...

[plaidpyjamas]

sucks being 6'2" when all ur faves are huge - all the fics revolve around how tiny reader is but then I look up the character's canon info and it turns out I.....am their height

[selfshiplog]

ive noticed a lot of ppl have f/os that are bigger or stronger than them so heres some love for ppl with smaller f/os. the way their face gets so close to yours when you pick them up bridal style. being able to kiss the top of their head whenever you feel like it. being the big spoon and curling around them. being the little spoon so they can latch onto you like a koala. 🤌

[kind-of-a-shitty-wizard]

hiii i got a little insane over haskills characterization in the other elder scrolls games / material. teehee rambling abt these ^ quotes under the cut (long). also im not that serious abt any of this tbh im just glad haskill appeared in any other elder scrolls material at all LOL

OKAY. okay. about these quotes. idk why other TES media does this, but in these quotes from elder scrolls legends + the interview with haskill it seems like the writers are pushing to give the impression that haskill slightly resents or is even indifferent to his position / the isles / sheogorath ?? (unless haskill is being a little bit more flippant or hyperbolic than usual...?) which is characterization that is NOT what i got from playing oblivion at all skdskdjfn

like... when i played oblivion i thought it was very clear that haskill prefers to be in the isles, serving sheogorath, more than anywhere else. (<- i think this is actually the reason he's technically "mad" even tho he seems sane outwardly. if you enjoy being among madmen it probably means you're mad yourself ykwim). i think haskill does like the isles, his ass is just reserved abt it, like he is about everything... yknow just like jeeves, whose character he's been compared to lmao:)

i think unfortunately some writers take his annoyance with the player and his slight second thoughts about sheogorath's plan in oblivion, and mistakenly assume that he's just annoyed at his whole position. haskill does have his moments of exasperation, but the thing is it's usually only exasperation and it never verges into anger or bitterness or resentment like the top quotes seem to indicate. for example, haskill says this abt his idea of you mantling sheo / the clowns debacle:

^ This quote is a good reference point for haskill's view on sheo bc its pretty much the most critical-of-sheogorath quote from oblivion i can recall, and it tells us a lot of things. in this quote he expresses some exasperation about the clown idea (because he's a prissy bitch who doesn't want to get his outfit dirty /affectionate) and shows some apprehension about one of his lord's ideas (because it involves you, and haskill doesnt like you). but these 2 points he has beef with aren't really reflective of sheo himself but of other issues - ie he doesn't directly question sheogorath. and IN THE END Haskill defers to sheo's judgement because haskill trusts him and values sheo's ideas. in all of his oblivion dialogue, this is the most critical toward sheogorath he gets, and he never outright insults or shows resentment toward him or the isles like in the above quotes bc his loyalty to sheogorath eclipses it

on the contrary (and i dont know why the writers for non-oblivion elder scrolls content dont seem to see this??), theres so much evidence that haskill actually does, you know,,, enjoy being in the isles. here are just some snippets i can think of:

"the isles are hardly a place for anyone, really" <- i BEG to differ, Haskill likes it here, he likes listening to prisoners being tortured in xedillian, he likes wearing his ridiculous frilly high collar outfit emblematic of the fashions of the isles, he doesn't care about morality and it suits him just fine that it doesn't matter here!! (the end quote might be him being a little facetious about relmyna but to be honest i wouldn't be surprised if he thought decency and morality WERE provincial notions because he certainly has no problem killing people lmao). and again, to enjoy doing these things / being around madmen probably says something abt haskill being mad himself. lol

not to mention he likes a bit of joking around. which i imagine sheo does a whole lot. when YOU rib him a little he says this:

his derision in the first bit i think indicates, "i cant believe you would joke around at a time like this," and the upturning of the "very good" i think indicates, "it was a good joke / maybe they could mantle sheo after all". he's not all dour - he appreciates a good joke, especially from (someone who's about to become) his Lord!!

and going a little deeper into haskill actually liking the isles... haskill clearly holds what sheogorath and the isles represent (chaos, free will, individuality) very highly. a good example of this is when you ask him about dyus, and he gives this snarky reply:

^ he says this with such VITRIOL its so funny :p and the amount of disdain in this line indicates (to me) a real conviction in his belief in the free will, chaos etc that sheogorath represents.

this is why i dont think this quote makes sense. "i cant remember why i put up with [sheogorath]" <- haskill wouldnt say this bc he understands fully why he puts up w sheogorath, and his own convictions in sheo that lead him to keep doing it, and even if this quote is him being hyperbolic, i dont think he'd joke about his faith in sheogorath like that because, yk, one of his characteristics is that he's extremely loyal, and moreover he never said anything to this effect in oblivion sdkjskdjs

him having a strong belief in what sheogorath / the isles represent is also evidenced by the language haskill uses when talking about sheo. whenever haskill mentions him, there is an element of poetry and respect to his words that shows that haskill thinks about him highly at the very least:

^ haskill constantly stresses sheogorath's intrinsic unknowableness and power and unique wisdom in a way that feels very respectful. saying "to attempt to fathom [sheogorath's will] is a foolish endeavor" shows that he knows there are unexplainable aspects to sheogorath that he takes note of, respects, and knowingly keeps his distance from... he gets sheogorath and reveres him (at least more than most others or the HoK). in these quotes especially, it feels a bit like hes trying to illustrate how impressive sheogorath is to the HoK, hyping up his boyfriend if you would. who said that. and combined with this respect is (i believe!!!!) a deep care. he is invested in the isles and sheo and wants to help them out of more than just duty. he gets fearful and even loses his composure at some points in the story when sheo/the isles are threatened which i think indicates that he deeply cares for them both!!:

i think this is a care that, combined with the respect he has for sheo, makes it really unlikely for him to get more than exasperated with his behavior and verge into resentfulness. i dont think anyone truly understands sheogorath, not even haskill, but haskill respects sheo as a god, and also gets him in a more familiar/personal way i think - like the way that a cat owner loves their cat but gets exasperated with it when it gets its head stuck in a tissue box. he doesn't angry or anything because he understands that it's the cat's nature to get stuck in the tissue box / sheo's nature to be wild and unpredictable and messy. (the difference being that sheogorath is an all-powerful god cat..... do u see my vision???)

anyway this got crazy long JHDSHFSD... to finish i wanted to look at this extra bit of characterization i found that was wild to me:

^ like. i truly dont get where they got THIS characterization LMAO sheo constantly calls haskill faithful and smart and knowledgeable in oblivion, he practically begs you to summon haskill for help, hyping up his boyfriend so to speak, they care for each other your honor so of COURSE sheo trusts haskill to do his job. what are the legends writers doing in there!!

ANYWAY dear god this got long im going to bed <3

[skzoologist]

Seungmin: why are you carrying a chair around? Changbin: so i can kiss Bae Seungmin: ...i don't know what i expected, but not this