#TURNED INTO A FUCKIN WERECAT MY GOD

[tomatoteddy]

*comes out of the milgram mv covered in blood*

W-Well, I didn’t expect that to happen

[gimblegamble]

Wait why did I private this, this shit is hilarious.

OUAW posting don't mind me.

Why did... why did we leave Witchlight Carnival only to drown in the swamp of sorrow-- I already hate Prismere I wanna go home. 🥲

edit 1: nevermind Gideon is peeing everywhere

edit 2: STOP PEEING ON EVERYONE

edit 3: oh my god his fucking legs

edit 4: 3 points of dick damage

edit 5: hell yeah back in the game anyways fetish swamp

edit 6: I love it when ✨something happens✨ and Derek gets to act like he has rabies

edit 7: ah, they've killed him

edit 8: I'm gonna throw up, he gave her the signal whistle

edit 9: I like DM Andy but I just realized how bro him and Mace sounds like IRL. Also like how feral Twig is for Nikkie

edit 10: [Nikkie creating Twig]: these bitches ain't going nowhere without an NPC to drag them along, time to take this in my own hands.

edit 11: [Nikkie]: can I, as a DM, use the word 'hole'? [Everyone]: NO

edit 12: Dang, I can't even imagine how hard it would be to simultaneously DM and be a player character in a DnD session Nikkie is so cool

edit 13: jesus Twig is OP, she killed like 50 rabbits while semi concious

edit 14: I can't wait until OUAW blasts me with sadness while also telling me about piss and nudist cats with fused legs

edit 15: [Mikey]: can I draw on this? [Derek, without an ounce of hesitation]: I'll kill you

edit 16: Derek setting up a future werecat fight

edit 17: Torbek 🥺

edit 18: Nikkie's 'yes, and?' game is fucking phenomenal

edit 19: [Derek not having any enrichment for an hour and a half]: time for curses?

edit 20: its so funny they all just looks so much happier whenever they get cursed

edit 21: despite all the shittalking they all still care about eachother so very much I'm gonna cry

edit 22: Kremmy's eldritch blast hasn't hit an enemy in a while

edit 23: "It didn't ask for this" the funniest fuckin phrase so far (in context)

edit 24: the penis nose curse is always so funny

edit 25: "no he didn't give me a condom, he gave me a folded up piece of paper! probably some resistance code-- oh, no there's the condom" - Kremy

edit 26: Torbek's back! :D

edit 27: proud nudism is contagious.

edit 28: ITS FRIGHTENINGLY CONTAGIOUS

edit 29: JESUS GIDEON IN LOVE IS 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

edit 30: its always ironic 😔

edit 31: It'd funny because, out of all of the party, it's usually Torbek who keeps track of lore things with the fairy dragon and ClapperClaw

edit 32: NEW CURSE TABLE

edit 33: got my hands on the unedited stuff and????? they're pretty ship friendly??????

edit 34: everyone's clown-sonas are turning out pretty nice

edit 35: " YOU CLOWN BACK UP YOU SILLY FUCK, LET'S GO!"

edit 36: "Torbek just wants to go home" "you are home, you're with us" Immediate waterworks, I'm sobbing

edit 37: something about nickles and Kremy finding silicon breast forms that somehow fit perfectly.

edit 38: my favourite part of the whole play was Hootsie.

edit: 39 the Gideon taking damage every time Mace laughs IRL bit damn near killed me

edit 39.5: Kremy's condom collection grows

edit 40: oh my god NIKKIE! The lore drop from what's basically a comedic bit. AAAAAAA

edit 41: nooooo I love Torbek 🥺🥺🥺🥺

edit 42: say what you want, they really know how to break tension in a good way

edit 43: not the carlfish nooooooooo

edit 44: my head hurts from laughing too hard, I think I'm having heart problems (in a funny way)

edit 45: I'm gonna burst a blood vessel laughing too hard.

edit 46: When will Gideon realize that flirting with Frost is like flirting with a brick wall

edit 47: please stop giving Torbek the bananyas, I cannot think about his long fingers pushing bananyas down anyone's throat again.

edit 48: waiting for a confrontation where the other person doesn't silence Gricko

edit 49: wheres Torbek 🥺🥺🥺

edit 50: "I'M NOT GONNA MISS YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH!" - Twig

edit 51: taking a peek in saltmarsh and-- MUMBO JUMBO MENTION LFGGG

edit 52: why does andy sound like a twink

edit 53: me every time I see my name in the patreons list

edit 54: Derek's Monty voice scratches an itch in my brain I never knew I had.

edit 55: back to OUAW, I really can't get over Mace's regular speaking voice, he has such a jock voice and he says shit like 'jujutsu kaisen' like nothing else... like a jock otaku, a jotaku

edit 56: you know it's back when even Nikkie goes "NOOOO 😭😭"

edit 57: the universal fear of accidentally destroying a bag of holding... Frog of holding?

edit 58: I don't like the shadow demon :( I don't like the frog of holding :(

edit 59: oh its not a frog of holding?

edit 60: I'M SCREAMING, CALL THEIR NAMES KREMY CALL THEM RIGHT NOW

edit 61: TORBEK NO

edit 62: yeah no, I wouldn't be able to watch this without the twists, I'm sorry, I don't- I can't with the fails I'm gonna eat concrete

edit 63: TWIGSIE NO

edit 64: TWIGSIE PLEASE

edit 65: I can't do this tonight man

edit 66: TORBEK NO

EDIT 67: THE WIKI LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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edit 69: nice

edit 70: Kremy... Kremy Kremy Kremy... you are such a simp for your husband. Down horrendous. Down appalling even. I once knew someone like you, I put him in ✨situations✨.

edit 71: wait is there some Briggsy/Torbek stuff anywhere? genuinely curious because of their connection in that oneshot 👀

edit 72: can we not let Torbek end a fight ever again? I don't like being lightly misted by blood and gore everytime he shifts

edit 73: alright alright, listen I'm in it deep enough that I will definitely watch prime okay? I'm doing it piss backwards though and will maybe watch it when I'm done catching up with everything else. I'm trying to speedrun OUAW (badly because I watch the unedited shit + avantris and chill stuff) and I thing I plan on watching Uprooted or Edge of Midnight next. A lot of my motivation for all of this is because of EVERYONE at the table's enthusiasm with their lore like Andy theory crafting at the mere mention of prime plot points? Mace's general everything with anything??? I'm just... in it you know? I love them. I'll watch prime Richie I will. dw about it

edit 74: ASS BACKWARDS NOT PISS

edit 75: LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE

edit 76: I need somebody to look at me the way Mace looks at anyone on the table who drops lore unfamiliar to him. Curious, focused, a bit apprehensive, staring you down as if he wants to bore holes on your forehead.

edit 77: whiplash again... my neck will never be the same

edit 78: I... CANNOT do this... not again. I"M NOT FUCKING STRONG ENOOOOUUUUUUUGH

edit 79: what the fuck even. NOT HOOTSIE MOTHERFUCKER

edit 80: jesus fucking christ

edit 81: I have recovered

edit 81: Torbek 😭

[bansheeoftheforest]

YOOOOO SPECIFIC SPICE SENSITIVITY/ALLERGY BROS!! Being in a room with cumin or turmeric genuinely makes it hard to breath, but god if I don't want to get at a plate of curry..

Okay but genuinely Feral!Jekyll content my beloved. Maybe the HJ7 fucks with his brain more than he likes to admit, maybe it's a result of ~trauma~, but Henry having moments where he is Just A Littol Creachure, Thas It, He Cannot Change This are supreme. He's walking around the Society at night before seeing a bit of movement, and he starts investigating, stalking, getting more and more alert and entertained, before realizing he just.. fuckin.. hunted down an escaped lab mouse.. like a cat..

He finds himself doing progressively more and more feral things before it all culminates in Jasper catching him one night hunched on the counter, shoulder deep in the pantry, like a raccoon that just broke into the house. He sprays him with water, Henry hisses and scrambles away into the darkness, and the next morning the Lodgers are trying to help Jasper find this unidentified creature. He accidentally becomes the Society's sort of cryptid and nobody knows it's him. Rachel leaves some cut up fish out beneath some air vents ("Was it small enough to be in the vents?" "I don't know, I couldn't see anything but it's eye shines." "Well, maybe it's a cat? Let's leave fish out."), and to Henry's horror he eats it when no one is looking.

Also as mentioned above, eye shines. Side effecy of HJ7 should be sharp teef and eye shines and maybe claw-like nails. Basically, AU where Jekyll is basically a human feral cat and no one knows this and thinks some cryptofauna broke in and made it's home in the vents.

The thought of cinnamon makes my stomach churn as if I didn't just down an entire bag of cinnamon rolls just yesterday. I accidentally put almost half a jars worth of cinnamon in my christmas porridge as a child and I. have not been able to eat cinnamon to it's fullest ever since. I literally cannot stand the thought of it <3 Maybe I'm just... Scandinavian or something but I genuinely cannot handle most spices. My vendetta against cinnamon proves that <3

anywaYS O H MY GOD YES.

When no one is looking or he is wandering late at night, he quickly finds himself becoming more nocturnal, he finds himself chewing on everything like a cat thinking everything is a snack, he just... He just a Lil Boi. A lil chompy boi. Just cwalwing thwough the the night owo. The Lodgers try to figure out what he is but no signs align to any known creature they know of. Mosley tries to search through the vents but everything is so dusty and rusty it's obvious no creature has moved in there yet. Jekyll is just trying to stand on the side lines all worried like "ahah oh no I wonder what it could be" as if he wasn't the one elbow deep into the pantry. The thing is... He just gets so feral at random times, mostly at night, mostly when no one sees him.

Lavender is convinced that they are haunted by some sort of mothman-- probably a baby, if it can fit through the vents and (almost) fit in the pantry. Cantilupe thinks it's merely a stray jackalope that found it's way from one of the Blackfog circuses. Rachel reminds them that the creature ate an entire fish and barely left the bones, Jasper suggests that it was just some kind of uhm... Cat person. Not a werecat, as it did not smell like one, and only smelled exceedingly human, but certainly some kind of cat creature.

It's not until Creature is mindlessly wandering through the Society at night, hears a ruckus from the kitchen, and decides to check it out that anyone finds the truth. He turns on the light and sees Henry-- clothes ruffled and hair wild, eyes glossy and unfocused-- halfway through consuming an entire bag of vanilla flour and left overs. They stare at each other. Henry blinks, slowly, like a cat trying to show affection. Then he promptly tosses a single cinnamon roll in Creature's direction as a gift. Creature stares at him, picks up the cinnamon roll, looks at the way Henry's foot is stopping on the ground like a happy dog, and promptly turns off the light and turns around. He does not tell anyone what he just saw, god knows he barely knows it himself, but he has to admit that the cinnamon roll is quite tasty... If not a little dusty.