#TRUEEEEEEE

[bitterarcs]

HOTNESS DIAGNOSIS

rockstar hot | you're wanted. by crowds of people. a heart-throb, who people hang posters of in their room and tell their friends is "so dreamy." you may not even be a celebrity, you could just be the star of your school. but what you and rockstars have in common is that your entire routine is very well-rehearsed, and you know exactly the right words, the right looks, to draw people's attention. you're a performance, you're an act, a hyperbolized version of a human being that others can get lost in. it's so easy for people to crush on you because they don't realize they don't know anything about you. you're an archetype, a character for others to project onto, and damn if it isn't a fun role to play.

loved on by: @chthonicsurge tankies!

bird up: @stingslikeabee / @shinrasfirst / @sometimesrufus / @lastflowerpetal / @ivory-paragon

[babythegod]

[ashmp3]

[ravenrosequartz]

I’m an androphile til I die. Men are so beautiful and kissable 🥰

i love men so fucking much. Men are so FUCKING hot. Trans boys. cis boys. subby t guys with dripping wet cunts and breeding kinks. dom t guys with amazing facial hair and will let you indulge your nastiest kinks. Cis guys with throbbing cocks eager to fuck a nice, tight hole. Shy boys that need a little coaxing but eventually fuck you so ruthlessly you’re screaming. T guys high off their minds being whores online while rubbing themselves stupid. Dudebros that start the night off playing video games and it end up covered in each other’s spit and cum and pussy juices. Snarky asshole boys who are so irritating but have dick so good you put up with it. Sweet boys who cry during sex from how overwhelmingly good it feels. Small guys. Big guys.

You’re all so unbearably attractive in your own ways and on god I will fuck all of you or die trying!!!!!

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble: you asked me to send you a selfie

[queen0fm0nsterz]

may i offer you some cringefail loser woman doodles in these hard times

[ctommy]

i love this party they all hate each other so much

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

torturing my brother with the fact that “amen” and “no cap” mean essentially the same thing

[diamondnokouzai]

we do seriously need to forcemasc more cis girls

[dustorange]

I was surprised to see heaven in your eyes…………………….

[linoguy]

if i was a kpop idol and I was tan before I became an idol and ended up having to become pale af while I was an idol, I’d be saying fuck my stupid baka life every single day

[yume-fanfare]

kageki shoujo really is peak (the message behind the last episode of the anime is that moe is the best and always wins)

[satellitefeed]

on a clip of townes playing pancho and lefty from heartworn highways

[lord-of-lollipops]

Haha okay okay

Okay but bio mein naam ulta kyu likha hai?

mai ulta paida hui thi

aise hi sexy lag raha tha

[xomoosexo]

sylvees whole group of friends she plays siege with all have the ‘haver names like jess too

cuuuute

[dawnleaf37]

yesterday I was in a public regretevator server and they got the fleshcousin floor and I was the fleshcousin and it was perfect