#TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAA

[lyknest]

ep7 tinn trying to win over tol is hard to watch help 😭

[inblazes]

actually i think i caused MYSELF damage with that last drabble lmao fakhgkdasgads

[jittyjames]

WHUMPTOBER DAY 7 (this was actually meant to be posted wayyy later but i needed to free up my psychological day lololol)

(i know a lot of you guys hate marius, but have you considered the fact he is indeed blorbo??? that he is indeed baby girl??? i'm a marius girl first and a person second.)

[thebearer]

Omg Imagine meeting Lip at college and you are majoring in education, and you only know each other through math or something you need help with. You could just befriend him at first because he is a WHORE phase lol.

Idk your dribbles make me think that Lip and his wife have a strong friendship that blossomed to romance after Lip figures his shit out , and she got knocked up very early on lol.

📢ALSO LIP WILL BE SO MUCH WORSE THEN CARMY WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU ARE PREGNANT BC KAREN TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAA 📢

"Hey," You stride next to Lip, looping the free strap of your backpack on. "What are you doin' tonight?"

"Uh, kinda busy." Lip hummed, brows creasing lightly when he looked over at you.

"With your professor?" You gave him a pointed look, a devious smile spreading across your lips when he scoffed.

"Yeah. You got plans with yours?" Lip countered.

You rolled your eyes. "Please. I'm not that desperate for a grade." You quipped. "Speaking of, I was going to ask if you were free tonight, because I am going to fail this math test on Wednesday."

"Yeah? And what do you need me for?" Lip grinned, pushing the door open for you. It was so casual, friendly- it made your heart flutter.

"Stop." You shook your head at him. "C'mon, I really need your help. I do your critical theory homework all the time to impress your sexy professor lady, so you owe me."

"Yeah, I guess. I'll, uh, I'll stop by after my last. I gotta check with Youens, make sure I got my shit done. Then I can come help you study." Lip nodded casually.

"Ugh, thank you." You sighed, bumping him playfully with your shoulder. "I swear, I'm not teaching math ever. I don't understand why I'm in the hardest math class for elementary ed."

"I mean, they probably want their teachers to be halfway smart." Lip shrugged. "Well, maybe not at the shit hole school I went to, but, uh, the good schools."

You snorted. "Yeah? Well, regardless, I'm not teaching math. I'll hold down the language arts, or the history, maybe the science if I have to. But math? Out of the question."

"Not even long division, huh?" Lip grinned.

"To be completely honest with you, I don't think I know how to do long division." You giggled. "I can barely do short division."

Many Years Later

"Lip!" You called, your voice carrying out to the garage, where your husband was "working on the car" (which really meant sneaking a cigarette).

"Yeah?" Lip hummed, walking into the house. Freddie sat at the kitchen table, a tiny frown on his features that mimicked yours perfectly. It made Lip's heart melt.

"Let Daddy see the problem, baby. He's better at math than me." You ran a hand over Freddie's curls sweetly, moving so Lip could take your spot.

Freddie had gotten Lip's freakish ability to do math. He was only six, but doing multiplication and long division already in his advanced groups.

"Lemme see, bud." Lip turned the paper towards him, scanning the problem. "Ah, ok, so you're not carrying the number here." Lip pointed to the problem, explaining it to your tiny son.

Your heart swelled, picking Jude up and hoisting him on your hip, trying to finish loading the dishwasher.

"Always thought your were jokin'." Lip hummed, gently squeezing your ass so you blushed, leaning to kiss the toddler on his head.

"About what?" You raised a brow.

"The long division thing." Lip laughed lightly. You gave him a confused look. "Y'know, when you said you wouldn't teach math and all that."

"Oh," You rolled your eyes playfully. "No, I wasn't. Why do you think I teach language arts now? Can't do all that numbers stuff like you."

Lip smirked, taking the dish from you and putting it in the rack. "How do you even remember that?" You cock your head to the side.

"What?"

"That I said that." You giggle. "That was, like, a million years ago."

"Because," Lip shrugged. "I was in love with you."

"No, you weren't." You blushed, dodging Jude's grabbing hands towards your hair. "You had your Mrs. Robinson."

Lip rolled his eyes. "Yeah, but, you were like my best friend." He said boyishly. Your heart melted. "Still are, but then, I just... I didn't want to fuck it up, ya know?"

"Watch it." You glared at him lightly, though it wasn't very convincing. "That's sweet. I was, like, very much so in love with you too, for the record."

"Yeah?" Lip grinned. You nodded, laughing when he kissed you sweetly over Jude's head. "Kinda had an idea."

"Really? What gave it away? The wedding or the kids?" You said sarcastically.

"No, it was the night that I had to pick you up from that dive bar downtown, and, uh, you were so drunk-"

"-Alright, Gallagher-"

"-And you kept telling me how much you loved me-"

You glared at him. "Jude, Daddy is being mean to me. Can you believe that?" You cooed, frowning exaggeratedly at your son. Jude just babbled, trying to grab at your hair again.

[misscryptidart]

Re-Organised my BG3 screenshots and wanted to dump the funnier ones here (Below Cut) because I am the kinda of OC parent who will take a billion pictures of their beloved children and force a stranger to sit in polite silence in line at the grocery store as I info-dump on why they are so special.

Ashiok - Resist DURGE - Death Cleric of Kelemvor (She/Her)

"Just because someone's dead doesn't mean we can't annoy them"

Up until Act 3, she assumed that her "Godly Parent" was Kelemvor and he was just being kinda weird with the whole murder-vibes

"This is my wife Shadowheart, her girlfriends Dame Aylin and Isobel, our boyfriend Halsin, my boyfriend The Emperor, my ex-Gortash-"

Fortuna - TAV - Urchin - Bronze Dragon Sorcerer (She/Her)

The Little Mermaid if Ariel could breath lightning

She's had a MASSIVE crush on the Blade of Frontiers for years. Number 1 fangirl. "TIMOTHEE CHAMALET CALL ME BY YOUR NAME" ass.

1 of 2 campaigns where she spared Minthara (Ashiok did as well) because she's a feminist and supports Women's Rights and Women's Wrongs

Leviathan - Resist DURGE - Lore Bard (He/Him)

My special guy, my funny little Bhaal-Spawn turned Faerun's biggest sweetheart.

His ass is not built right. White Dragon-Born but breathes Poison, dark / grimey aesthetic but will cry if you ask him to squash a bug, is very good at killing (first in this campaign to get a penta-kill) but fucking HATES doing it.

One of the few DURGES / TAVS I've played where he eagerly and honestly wanted to start a family. He picked his and Gale's kids names out by the time they got to the Emerald Grove.

Viktor Soleiné - TAV - Folk Hero - Vengence Paladin of Helm (He/Him)

Religious Traumaaaaaaaaaaa

Baldur's Gate version of Batman. Shows up, stops the BBEG, scowls, then leaves without another word. It's a 50 / 50 shot if he's gonna kill the baddies or start making out with them.

"Astarion, baby, love of my life. You have GOT to stop telling me about your plans for Ascension, my boss God will make me arrest you."

Void - Resist DURGE - Fae Warlock of Oberon (They /Them)

Objectively my funniest / more "evil" DURGE; built them with the mindset of "Someone who is super okay with literally every crime EXCEPT murder".

Pre - Tadpole they were a pretty normal looking Blue Dragonborn but after Orin's attack, Oberon wandered into the Mindflayer colony to find out what was happening to his pixies, took one look at this creature, said "Finder's Keepers", and the result was a florescent dinosaur.

The only DURGE to turn half-Illithid, and that's only because the consequences of such an action was outweighed by how in character it was for them to "Eat the Tadpole"

[desi-yearning]

macha are u watching the match 💀💀💀

YES I OBVIOUSLY AM ME LOVES TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAA

[15depressedducks]

i understand this is an adopted fan child you made who has their own lore n'stuff, BUT THE IDEA

Take the idea of feral NUzi finding a kid and calling it their baby...

And give it traumaaaaaaaaaaa

IE: Their code child get stolen/dies, and so they go on a feral rampage until they find a random kid, and in their feral state, adopt them, allowing them to 'calm down' enough to be normal again, and they still adopt the kid.

:3

a mother's love outweighs any malice

listen if you are able to survive mommy's murder spree just by being cute, that's a personal win

they're dumb I love them..

[colesterstrudel]

“I’ve been married twice, is there a point to another one?” In which Marc Maron is me but I’ve never even been married the one time lmaoooooooooooooo

[pureheroine2013]

The day tiktok users learn what trauma is Is the day I can finally rest. Not every experience that sucks is traumaaaaaaaaaaa shut up

[ask-chara-official]

traumaaaaaaaaaaa

(is what happened.)

H, I’d rather here about what happened from frisk, thank you

[claritavampire]

Eligiendo una maleta para la mudanza:

Yo: -maleta gigante aparece- No pienses en Ciel Phantomhive metido en una maleta. No pienses en Sebastián llevando a Ciel en una maleta. No pienses en Ciel Phantomhive metido en una maleta. No pienses en Sebastián llevando a Ciel en una maleta...

Hermano menor: Entonces la vas a comprar o qué? =A=

Yo: -internal screaming- Me la llevo.