#TRAINSS!!!!!!

[allaboardtheindignityexpress]

happy birthday flying scotsman you 101 year old son of a fucking bitch wooohoooooo grandpa

to celebrate here's a scotsman design-

tbh i was actually excited for this one. i was too lazy to draw his entire body. i mean, i do have full body refs but they're pretty shit.

UPDATE AS I AM TYPING THIS OUT I FOUND ONE FROM AUGUST THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE

now with that out of the way

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-full name: scotsman nigel ramssey, but doesn't mind scot for short

-height: 9'2". is the tallest man to exist in his universe, and a majority of his fame comes from his gargantuan stature

-sexuality: aroace

-personality: paternal, protective, doting, has an unhealthy interest in trains (why am i saying as if this is a bad thing i suffer from the same thing 💀), knowledgeable, can be stern and grumpy but he's surprisingly gentle when angered. but when scotsman's at home he's a completely different person. he's vulnerable, melancholic, and agonizingly lonely.

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okay, we're gonna get a bit dark here, so be warned.

-scotsman has a chronic fear of anything to do with the medical field. sure, he's an expert when it comes to human biology and can diagnose any type of illness, but his own knowledge of it makes him scared of how complex humans are.

-he hasn't seen henry and gordon in 16 years. most of his relatives are dead, and he's one of only 6̶ 5 family members left. he feels like he's going to die soon because of his age.

-he was famous from birth for being the son of a popular scat singer, being a part of a set of quintuplets (the other four died in a shooting), for being the largest baby in england to survive, and for having all sorts of medical abnormalities. as time progressed, he began to quickly loathe his fame as he constantly had cameras shoved in his face every time he went out in public, and he had to face both exploitation and harassment from the media. he lives in an ordinary neighborhood because he so longs to feel like a normal human being.

okay with all that bad stuff outta the way-

-he's a great artist, both musically and visually. he loves making mandalas, and loves to play classical pieces of beethoven's on a piano even though his preferred instrument is the harpsichord.

-he's also a great cook. it'll always be his pleasure to make something like a soup or biscuits for a fellow friend of his.

-scotsman can be a hard worker as well. even though he's only supposed to work for 8 hours, he works for 12 as he helps the newcomers at the locomotive works repair and build engines.

-lovee teasing gordon and henry about how they're his 'little brothers.' he got a kick out of it whenever gordon argued that he wasn't since he was indeed shorter AND younger than him.

-surprisingly muscular for his age. can still lift over 2000 pounds.

-driver of the flying scotsman itself. he was actually named after it.

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anyways that's all

happy birthday bitch!!!!

[dead-eyedorchid]

Happy big 19th birthday Mr Express 🫡🫡

Hashtag Swaggedyrails

[hauntedpotat]

So we're driving down to somewhere in Illinois for a parade and my fellow band mates were just getting excited about the Chicago skyline in the distance and I didn't see it bc I was looking at the train yard in front :']

[transit-fag]

GET BOOPED!

Aaaah my trainss

[irl-l-l-o-y-d]

Why is everyone asking about harumi when you can ask about trainss??

^^ this is a pickup line btw

Trainssss! Okay, but choo-choo trains are goddamn something else /pos

[sneakyspades]

i got ice cream now im off the rails

[not-yet-asleep]

This exactly

my favorite genre of movies is when they let wes anderson be around trains

[loveonarooftop]

if i have to go to uni live im killing myself

[my-gender-is]

my gender is my basement, turn the light up on the wire, turn on the dehumidifier, M TRAINss... ?"'/;l/;l/;/;.,';'k;;/;.io;lk.l.ljkopojkk[pl,k[poj,og

[eebie]

ebebbeb plaases no mroe trainss thomas trains im

[brucequeensteen]

sometimesss i think sittin on trainss every stop i get to im clocking that game everyones a winnerrr we're making our fame - bona fide hustler making my name - all i wanna do is [blam! blam! blam! blam!] and a [click. cha-ching!] and take your moneyyy

[stsgooo]

why would peter hate trainss

okay so mysterio was being an ass and tricking him. peter was shaking with grief and shit and got backed into train tracks. i think mysterio told him "i'm sorry i had to kill u kid" or smth then peter is hit by a train. he ends up in jail in the netherlands

[i-like-trainss]

Hi!

This is the first post of @i-like-trainss , welcome to the hellhole (affectionate).

Based on the Garw Valley Railway in Wales, we have two Planet engines, a Shark, two steam locomotives, a car flat wagon and a DMU.

Im not sure where this blog is going or how long it will last, but I will promise you trains.

[frolickingfogthing]

HAPPY FIRST FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN FRIDAY OF 2024!!!!!!!!!

Go forth and fuck!! those!!! TRAINSS!!!!

It's Friday now. You know what that means.

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[the-time-bandit]

Me: Is happy because I get to write an essay about the early Industrial Revolution in Britain (hopefully)

Also me: BUT THERE'S NO TRAINSS!!!

[roxanatesting]

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