#TOUYA MOTHERFUCKING TODOROKI BITCH

[koshiosko]

I have so many ideas for Shigadabi AUs and Tomura is trans in all of them, because i cannot see him as cisgender anymore… And that makes it hard to refer to him as Tenko, which feels like a deadname so it’s super hard for AFO-less AUs. Either way, he’s transmasc in every AU and in canon, because I said so, and he just feels so damn relatable than he can’t be cis.

And do you know how I headcanon Dabi? AS AGENDER. And it somehow makes a perfect sense for him, even if he uses he/him pronouns because he likes them, and is used to it.

That’s why I love writing fanfiction so much even if no one is giving me feedback on it, because I can write whatever I want and it’s still good as it is. This post and my thoughts actually inspired me to edit the next chapter of my au where Touya is an figure skater and Tomura is a law student.

[stardust-sprinkler]

College!AU Touya

“Bad Boy Who’s Always Good to His Girl” Series

Summary: To Dabi’s chagrin and your absolute joy, he introduces you to his crew.

Meet the L(osers) O(n) V(icoden)

When he first introduces his friends to you at a party, the whole crew’s instantly sporting grins and grilling you for new material to roast Dabi with. He rolls his eyes, but it makes you laugh—so he lets it slide.

Later the same night, Dabi catches Shuichi spending just a minute too long staring at your cleavage while you were distracted by a very animated conversation with Toga. Shigaraki has to elbow him sharply to snap him out of it and tips his head in the direction of a very pissed-off Dabi, who pulls you further onto his lap while scowling. (Don’t get Shiggy wrong, watching a fight break out would be funny as fuck, but his head is already swimming and the noise isn’t worth the entertainment.) Shuichi wisely selects this moment for a smoke break so Dabi’s ire can simmer down from murderous to a much milder hazardous.

One night, when it’s just Dabi hanging out with his friends, they’re giving him some shit over the inordinate amount of jewelry on his hands at any given time. Shiggy tosses out some sort of stupid throwaway joke about how Dabi’s never gonna give you a ring, despite having a thousand of his own.

Without missing a beat, Dabi says, “No, I’m gonna marry the hell out of that bitch.”

They all freeze and stare at him—how exactly does one say “bitch” with goddamn adoration…? Wait, woah, wait, TODOROKI TOUYA GETTING FUCKIN’ MARRIED—

When they still haven’t moved for a second, Dabi rolls his eyes heavily, “Not right now, dumbasses.”

(The moment he leaves, a corresponding betting pool is spinning out of control—a week? Four months? A year? ‘Never, he’s just talking out of his ass?’ The possibilities: endless—the collateral: ranging from 2k to a left ear.)

Bonus: The walk home from meeting them.

“I liked your friends! They care about you, in their own way, yknow?”

“…Those motherfuckers would sell me out for a few ounces and a carton of cigarettes.”

“That can’t possibly be true.”

“Shigaraki hit me with his car once—”

“ON ACCIDENT??”

“…”

“I said, on ACCIDENT , right??”

“He claims.”

You blinked, jaw still open.

“…but I’d just beaten him like five straight times at Mariokart, so the timing—”

“DABI!”

“Quit yellin’, lemme kiss ya.”

Hey my lovelies! I’ll be posting a response to a “Dabi meeting y/n’s parent(s)” prompt soon, so throw me any more request in the meantime. Follow for more if you like~

[that-bajan-kid]

Boku No Hero Academia Chapter 290 SPOILERS

(We are family~)

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Oh no. It's to late, she's already watching. I swear if Dabi doesn't confess to being a Todoroki this chapter I'm gonna scream. Yesterday was my birthday, let me have this please.

(Edit: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK-)

My jaw dropped when I saw this. Is he shirtless? Is this his coming out video?? "Ladies and gentlemen of Japan, I'm a Todoroki." IS REI GONNA RECOGNISE HIM????? Omg I'm so excited!!!!

(Edit: Turns out she doesn't have to lol.)

We cut to an overhead shot of what used to be Jakku and Machia is screaming "MASTERS". AFO is talking about how Tomura should 100% be incapacitated rn after taking on both 100% OFA and Endeavour's Prominence Burn, but some how isn't and is saying all he has to do is order a forced retreat... which Tomura most likely will not do.

Shouto is freaking out over potentially having to Shiggy and Gigantomachia and decides injured Shiggy has to go.

New moves!!! I don't think Shouto was able to use his fire and ice at the same time before. I could be wrong but if I'm not that's some major improvement.

Oh that's why he said run, Giganto's hand come crashing down and Shouto and Nejire-chan go flying. BAKUGOU'S AWAKE!!! And of course he wants to jump back into the fight. Bakugou you have two holes in your torso, please stay down.

Machia catches Shiggy and Spinner is all "Shigaraki we missed you so mu- The fuck happened to you?". Half of Endeavour's lungs are gone apparently but despite the fact that he literally can not breathe he's still gonna try and take on the villains. He's definitely gonna die.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S HAPPENING!!! Dabi is all "Yo what's up you guys look like ants from here. Oh and Shouto's here too, long time no see" and Endeavour is all "Dabi" and Dabi is all "Don't call me by my villain name..."

FINAL-FUCKING-LY. THANK YOU. THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER. I'M GRINNING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. OMG MIDORIYA LMAO. Omg I need to breathe.

Shouto and Enji's faces lol. It is now officially cannon that this motherfucker is a goddamn Todoroki. The English language can not describe the immense joy I feel from this. We've waited so long. Unimportant side note but, did Dabi- no - Touya wash that black dye out of his white hair using... soapy water?

I LITERALLY CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW. I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD. Poor Rei, bless her soul. Her fragile, fragile soul. This was his end game. He doesn't give a fuck about what Shigaraki wants as long as he gets what he wants and this is it. Endeavour bout to get exposed. I wanna Natsuo and Fuyumi react to this shitshow.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

It's the can't-you-see-kid oh no. I can hear the Endeavour haters screaming from here lol.

All those headcanons about Dabi not wanting to hurt his little brother are very wrong cause it looks like he never cared about Shouto at all. I'm very much enjoying this.

Shigaraki who? OFA what? I don't know these things. They are no longer important to this story. This is Dabi's story now. Fuck Midoriya lol.

The pure terror in Shouto and Enji's eyes rn is delicious. Can you tell how much I'm enjoying this?

I just found my new background for my phone.

ROLL THE GODDAMN CREDITS FRANK

What a way to end the chapter. Ya love to see it. All that effort Endeavour put in to his redemption only for it to be completely erased by one TOUYA TODOROKI. God Shouto is never gonna recover from this. Endeavour is most definitely gonna die by his son's hands. This chapter was beautiful. I need to process this shit.

Until next time.

[gaysimpsstuff]

Accidentally Injuring Their Partner PT. 2

Part One Here

Y’all- the last one is like, my most popular post. As I’m currently writing this, it’s literally almost at 1K notes so... yeah. This one needed a lot of thought and effort if it’s going to meet people’s expectations. 

Please read the note I added at the end of the fic

Genre: angst

Type: drabbleshot

Warnings: gore, mentions of hospitals, crying, cursing, toxic relationships, self blame, some real ‘who cares how I feel, how do you feel?’ kind of unhealthy vibes, hazbin hotel reference (found in Todoroki’s section), talking down on oneself,

Other: this was requested multiple times, but this bitch was planning it before it was requested haha I’m so cool no I’m not I still feel like shit lmao. 

Angst Taglist: @smolchildfangirl @combat-wombatus @mandalorian-baby-bird @waffleareniceandfluffy @catcherisvibin @thesubtlewhore

Tomura Shigaraki

It was really all he could do to stare at you.

You’d moved from the theatre to an abandonment hospital, mostly to find any leftover supplies to help with your arm, or rather, lack thereof.

You’d only sort of expected this. Tomura lashing out at you, you getting hurt, you just didn’t expect it to result in you loosing a fucking arm.

Toga was helping to change your bandages, and Magne was speaking quietly with Twice, Spinner, and Compress.

Dabi was speaking with Shigaraki outside the room, and you couldn’t hear what they were saying. You were glad, you didn’t exactly want to hear his voice right now.

You didn’t think you were being that annoying, you thought you were just helping him. And you usually did. When he’d have his little tantrums, he’d get upset at you sure, but he’d never hurt you.

You knew you didn’t do anything differently than usual, maybe he was just more stressed than ordinary? Maybe you should’ve recognized that and altered yourself to fit accordingly.

Or maybe he’d just been horrible, and attacked you for no reason, and you had just been trying to help him.

You knew it was more likely the latter, but you couldn’t help but blame yourself. People don’t just try to kill their partners that they love so much

The door slid open, and Dabi stepped in. He glanced around the room, waving his hand to usher Magne, Spinner, Twice, and Compress out of the room. Today stood up, but you grabbed her hand.

Dabi pushed the door open a little wider, and your boyfriend stepped inside. For once, you were glad he had that horrible hand in his face, you knew that if he took it off you’d probably vomit.

“Call us in if you need anything.” Dabi offered uncharacteristically, sliding the door shut behind him.

Everything was quiet.

Not even the people in the hallway wanted to say anything.

He slowly walked towards you, pulling up a chair and sitting down.

You sat cross-legged on the creaky hospital bed, staring at him as Toga held your hand.

“Why are you here?” You asked quietly.

“I- I um. Why is she here?” Tomura ignored your question, pointing to Toga next to you.

“She’s here because she chopped off my arm after you dusted it. She’s here because she saved my life. Why are you here, Tomura?”

One of his hands lifted to his neck, scratching lightly.

“Shit- I didn’t want anyone else in here-“

“Why not? Don’t want anyone to see you loose yourself and hurt me more? Don’t want anyone here to save me?” You snapped.

“You- you know I didn’t mean it-“

“It doesn’t matter if you meant it or not, Shigaraki.” He flinched away when you spat out his last name like that. “I still got hurt. I lost a fucking arm because of you. How horrible are you that you have to cover up your own insecurities by trying to kill me? No really, I could have died.”

“I’m sorry!” He exclaimed, nails digging deeper into his neck. “I love you, okay? And I promised I’d protect you so-“

“So you broke your promise in the worst way possible.” You swung your legs over the side of the bed, squeezing Toga’s hand before letting go. You walked up to Shigaraki, lifting your hand and gripping his shoulder tightly.

“I’m going.” You whispered. “I can’t be around you. I still have family outside the League, friends that aren’t villains. I can build myself a semi-normal life. I’ll be happy without you.” You turned back to Toga, offering her a smile. “You can come over whenever you want, you’re my friend.” You headed towards the door.

You paused when you heard a soft noise, like a gargled scream. You turned around, seeing Shigaraki shaking.

“No, no please no- don’t go!” He spun around, grabbing your shoulders. You shoved him off you in an instant, curling into yourself

“GET OFF ME!” You screamed. But he was already launching himself at you again, you saw his palm flying towards your face. This time, it wasn’t an accident.

And you knew you wouldn’t make it out this time.

You were pulled back by a strong force, realizing Magne was holding you tight. Compress and Dabi were on either side of Shigaraki, holding him back, while Twice had ran to Toga.

“No! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! Please don’t leave me!” He screamed, the hand fell loose on his face, tumbling down to the floor. You turned away, not wanting to see him.

You could only imagine his expression.

“Goodbye, Shigaraki.” You whispered, ducking out of Magne’s grip and rubbing off.

“Goodbye.”

Touya Todoroki/ Dabi

It had been a week since he’d seen you, a week since he’d felt your hands on his. A week since he’d heard your voice. A week since he’d seen your smile.

A week since he’d burned you.

Called you inferior.

Threatened to kill you.

Well there was certainly a reason why he hadn’t gone to see you since the incident.

But...

He missed you.

He felt so guilty, knowing what he’d said and done to you, and he needed to see you.

Maybe he was just being selfish.

Maybe he knew he’d done something wrong.

Maybe he needed to call you.

He flipped his phone upside down, then right side up again on the counter of the bar.

Toga sat on a stool next to him, tapping her hands against the marble in boredom.

“So... what’s up with you?” She asked, cocking her head and glancing at him.

“Like I’m telling a brat like you.” He growled, flipping his phone over again.

“You’ve been off all week!” She exclaimed, leaning towards him. “Somethings happened to you.”

“If i tells you a little, will you shut up?”

“Mhm mhm!”

“Ughhhhh fine. I had a fight with someone close to me. I... I really hurt them. I know it. I haven’t spoken to them in a week.”

“So... Dabi has a soft spot?”

“That’s not the point of this. Also say that again and I’ll kill you.”

“Oookay then. You should just call them. Say something to them and apologize.” She offered with a shrug.

Dabi sighed, pressing his face into his hands.

“They don’t want to talk to me. Trust me on that.”

“Welp- that’s just my advice. Cent for my thoughts kind of thing except you didn’t pay me. You owe me a penny.”

Toga shrugged, hopping off the chair and leaving the room.

“Don’t owe you shit.” Dabi grumbled, glowering down at his phone again. He pulled up your contact, staring at the picture he’d set for you.

You had a bright smile, emoji hearts decorating your cheeks. It was from your first ‘date.’ When you’d hung out at your place after he broke in looking for shelter and food.

You’d taken care of him, let his spend the night, and even offered to let him stay whenever he needed to.

You were an Angel on earth.

And he’d burnt you.

Called you dirty.

And selfish.

You were anything but.

Ring

Ring

Ring

“Why the hell are you calling me?”

“I-“

“Dabi. Why are you calling me? You hate me, don’t you?”

“I don’t hate you...”

“Jeez, coulda fooled me.”

“Baby...”

“Don’t call me that.”

“I- I didn’t mean it.” He choked out. “Everything I said, I didn’t mean it. And I-“

“I really don’t care. The doctors said my arms would scar. I’m burnt and scarred like you. Are you happy? Is that what you wanted to achieve? Make me like you so that no one would want me? So that only you could have me?”

Yes

“No! I never wanted to hurt you, ba- Y/n please,”

“Please what? Please what, Dabi? What do you want from me? Huh? You want me to cradle you and say is all going to be okay? You want me to kiss your scars and tell you you’re beautiful? You want me to suck your dick and tell you I love you? After everything you’ve put me through?”

“I-“

“It’s not just you burning me. You’ve left me for days without contact, and then showed up like nothing’s happened! You’ve hit me and then groveled and cried for my mercy! You’ve made me do so much shit for you in bed that I never wanted to do! Our entire relationship, I was scared you’d get sick of me and kill me!”

“You really thought that?”

“Well guess what motherfucker? You can’t come after me! I’ve told the police what happened. Everything between us. They’re helping me move across the country. You’ll never see me again. Happy?”

“No. No no I’m not happy why would I be happy? You made me happy, when I didn’t even know what the word meant, you don’t have to go through with this, please don’t go through with this!”

“Don’t flatter me. I never made you happy. Nothing could make you happy except watching the world burn. I don’t make you happy, Dabi-“

“Yes you do!”

“Just shut up. I’m going to hang up. If I’m being honest... I’ll miss you. You made me happy. But with so much anger and fear surrounding you, it’s hard to even remember the last time we were happy together.”

“I’m... I’m sorry.”

“I know.”

Beep

Beep

Beep

You were gone.

Shouto Todoroki

If you thought Shouto was quiet before, you should see him now, wait, you were seeing him now, in class, eyes boring into your spine.

You still had a large bandage on your face, being hit in the face with plus added fire power is bound to leave a mark that lasts for over three days.

Did I mention it had been three days now?

It’s very hard to ignore Shouto, seeing as you were in the same class and lived in the same dorms. 

Plus everyone in class wanted to know what happened between the two of you, why Shouto seemed so down, why you had the bandage on your face, and if it was all connected.

You’d only told one person what had gone down between the two of you, and that was Bakugou.

Which maybe was a mistake, because he took to trying to fight Todoroki every time he saw him, and repeatedly told you that he ‘fuckin knew that icy-hot bastard was a good-for-nothing bag of of poorly packaged horse shit.’

You appreciated his comfort, but it hurt you every time he said something about Todoroki.

“I don’t get why you’re defending the scumbag. His hand hasn’t even healed off your face yet!” 

You and Bakugou were heading to the dorms after class, and he had gone on his usual tangent about how Todoroki did this, Todoroki did that, Todoroki was an asshole, etc etc.

“I mean... he’s technically still my boyfriend. And he’s been nothing but kind to me up until this point. He just... he was stressed, and I was being a bother. I’m sure the injury will fade at some point, then he’ll talk to me again and we can get back to normal.” you shrugged, rubbing at the back of your neck. “We’ll be fine.”

“You know what you are? A pushover.” Bakugou glared at you. 

“Wha- I am not! Where did you get that idea?” 

“Oh I don’t know, maybe from the fact that You forget to check in with how you feel and keep thinking only about that Half n Half bastard! ‘Oh, he must be so upset with himself!’ Fuck that! How do you feel?” 

You kept your eyes on the ground, speeding up. Bakugou grabbed your sleeve, tugging you backwards. His hands found your shoulders, thumbs rubbing soft circles. Your breath hitched, did Shouto ever do this for you? 

Not that you could remember.

“I feel... nervous.” you admitted. “I’m nervous that he meant what he said to me. That I’m nothing but a bother to him. I’m nervous that he’ll never come and talk to me, never apologize. I’m worried that if he does talk to me, he’ll think it was my fault. It wasn’t was it?”

You looked up at Bakugou warily, and squeaked when he tightened his grip on your shoulders.

“The fuck? Of course it’s not! Idiot.” he poked your forehead, and you couldn’t help but giggle a little. “Keep talking.”

“Um... I’m...” you took a deep breath. “I’m angry. I’m angry that he hasn’t talked to me. I’m angry about what he said. I’m angry that he even hit me to begin with. If we were training, of course it’d be different, but we weren’t training. And he hurt me. And now I’m doubting everything between us.”

Bakugou was silent, Cardinal eyes met yours. The tension was thick enough to cut with a knife, and for a moment, you feared Bakugou would try to blow your ass up for being a pathetic little weakling.

I mean... compared to people like Todoroki and Bakugou, you were right?

Bakugou took a step forward, pulling you into his arms. You held your breath, wondering if he was going to finally snap and kill you. 

But... it felt nice. 

You lifted your arms, wrapping them around his body and tugging him a little closer. You buried your face into his uniform shirt, body shaking a little as you cried.

You almost wanted to scream, but then the school would panic.

So you just cried, sobbing into his arms and letting him hold you. His embrace was war and comforting, nothing like you’d felt from your so-called boyfriend.

Maybe he was right, maybe you really shouldn’t try to think about him.

You did deserve better.

You sniffled, pulling off Bakugou with a soft smile.

“Thanks, Bakugou. I really needed that. And you’re right.”

“What was that second thing?”

“You’re right.”

“Hmmm?” Bakugou cupped a hand around his ear, feigning deafness.

“Oh my goodness- I said you’re right!”

“That’s it.” he patted you on the shoulder, proud smirk traced across his features. You chuckled. “Now you’re going to tell that to Mr. Daddy Issues and get the fuck over him.” 

“Alright, but you’re coming with me!” he nodded, keeping his hand on your shoulder as you returned to the dorms, heading to his dorm.

You paused just outside his door, knocking lightly. Bakugou was a few feet behind you, out of the way, but close enough to step in if something were to happen.

The door swung open slowly, revealing a bored-looking Todoroki. WHen his eyes landed on you, he jumped a little, taking a step back. His hand tightened around the doorknob, his other hand gripping his pants

“Y-Y/n-“ he stuttered, eyes flickering between you and Bakugou. “I-“

“We need to talk.”

“Listen I- I’m sorry!” He exclaimed.

“Todoroki, I don’t think you get it. ‘Sorry’ doesn’t cut it. You might have scarred me, so your one mistake might stay with me my whole life!”

“I know.” His head drooped, and his grip on his pants loosened. “I know. I’m- I’m just like him.”

“Him?”

“I promised I was nothing like him but here we fucking are!”

“Shoto what are you talking about?”

“I’m the worst kind of person!”

“No!”

Shouto looked up, eyes brimming with tears. You took a few steps forward, taking his face into your hands.

“I’m sorry.” You whispered “it was an accident, and you didn’t mean it. Please don’t talk about yourself like that.”

Bakugou grabbed you, yanking you away from him

“Uh, what the fuck? You came here to sever ties with him, not fucking comfort him!”

“Look at him, Bakugou. He needs me.”

“Y/n-“

“Trust me.” You smiled at Bakugou, pushing him away from you slowly before turning back to Shouto. You took the boy into your arms, rocking back and forth with him.

You ignored the heavy feeling in your chest, and the screams your brain slew ar you to get off of him, get away from him, and let Bakugou protect you.

You ignored logic, emotion, and all better judgement.

For this boy who’d hit you.

But Bakugou would end up being right, he was smart.

You’ll see.

Katsuki Bakugou/ Dynamight

Shit wrong Pomeranian

That’s better

Katsuki stood outside Recovery Girl’s room, waiting for Kirishima to come out and tell him what was going on.

He was chewing on his nails, foot tapping against the ground as he stared at the door. He could hear people moving around and talking inside.

He couldn’t get the sound of your screaming out of his head, the large dark patch that formed on your skin around your face, the way you just... fell.

The door slid open, and Bakugou stared forward and Kirishima stepped out, smiling and thanking Recovery Girl.

Bakugou was on his feet in an instant, grabbing Kirishima’s arm.

“How are they? Do they hate me? Can I see them?” He rambled, Kirishima gently pushing Bakugou off him.

“Uh, they’re fine for the most part, they haven’t said anything about you at all, and ask Recovery Girl.” He said, backing off down the hall as Bakugou stared helplessly after him.

“You uh- you might want to apologize. They are really upset.” Kirishima told him, quickly running off down the hall. Bakugou faced towards the room, stepping inside.

A cyan curtain blocked him from seeing you, and he heard shuffling behind it. It slid open, Recovery Girl stepping out. She looked up and saw Bakugou.

She wacked his leg with her needle/cane, and he yelped, stumbling backwards.

“You have no shame!” she snapped. “With what you did to them, you should be cowering outside right now!”

“Shhh!” Bakugou pressed up against the wall. “Do you want them to know I’m here?”

“Are you that clueless?” she grumbled, pulling herself up into her chair. “They’ve gone temporarily deaf.” Bakugou froze, glancing back at the curtain.

He’d blown up your eardrums.

He felt Recovery Girl press something into his hands, and he glanced down. 

It was a small whiteboard, with a pen and washcloth.

This was how he’d have to talk to you.

On a fucking whiteboard.

RG pulled the curtains aside, revealing you.

You were laying in the bed, half your face wrapped up in bandages, hands resting on your lap.

“Y/n...” he murmured. You remained still, staring out the window. Bakugou cleared his throat, and you still didn’t react.

“They can’t hear you, remember?” RG shook her head, waddling over to the other side of your bed, pointing at Bakugou. He watched your face slowly turn, before his eyes shot away from you, staring at the ground.

He heard you swallow, and you let out a soft whimper.

Were you scared of him?

Bakugou lifted the whiteboard, quickly scribbling some kanji on it 

ごめんなさい (Translation: I am sorry)

You reached forward, taking the whiteboard from him and erasing his words, putting your own down instead.

分かってる。(Translation: I know)

Bakugou pursed his lips, fidgeting with his shirt before he watched you put more writing down

どうして？(Translation: Why?)

Bakugou reached out, taking the whiteboard back, quickly putting down his excuse explanation

私は弱いと感じました。 じゃあ霧島を助けてくれたんだ。 うらやましくなってきた (Translation: I felt weak. Then you helped Kirishima. I got Jealous)

お許しください (Translation: Please forgive me.)

He handed you the whiteboard back, tapping his foot against the ground. You passed it back to him, and he hurridly read your response.

私はそれについて考えます (Translation: I’ll think about it.)

He had a chance. His eyes finally lifted off the whiteboard, landing on you.

The visible part of your face looked exactly the same, although there was a large bandage on your ear. Your eye looked sad, fearful, and nervous. You had a shaky smile on your face, trying to make him feel better.

You were always thinking about him.

それは再び起こらないだろう (Translation: It won’t happen again)

You sighed, smile falling.

本気？(Translation: Are you sure?)

Bakugou felt his heart drop into his stomach.

Well of fucking course you didn’t trust him, look what he’d done to you!

おっしゃる通りです。. もうお前を放っておいてやる さようなら、y/n。(Translation: You are right. I will leave you alone now. Goodbye, y/n.)

He stood up, leaving the whiteboard on your bed. He headed towards the door, with his hands stuffed into his pockets. He ignored the soft cry of your voice, surprised he was leaving.

He ignored the way you managed to choke out his name in a warbly, unsure voice.

He slid the door shut behind him, slumping against it and sliding down until he sat on the cold ground. He buried his face into his arms, finally allowing himself to cry.

He wasn’t going to try and talk to you, he resolved. He wasn’t going to bother you or scare you.

He’d keep you safe by refusing to talk to him.

He’d let the author end the fanfiction right then and there.

The door slid open behind him, and he flopped backwards, staring up at your face. You were holding the whiteboard.

オマンコにならないでください。 事故だったのは分かってる 頑張って俺を捕まえるのか諦めるのか? どんなヒーローがあきらめるだろうか？

(Translation: Don't be a pussy. I know it was an accident. Are you going to work hard and get me or give up? What kind of hero would just give up?)

A smirk slowly spread across his face. Yeah, he’d work hard. He’d never scare you or hurt you again. He’d do better.

He’d be the best boyfriend.

And he’d accept your help to stand up next to you.

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After fic note: ohmygod I’m finally finished. This took fucking forever. You loved part one so much, I had to make sure part two was perfect.

Some of these ended in heartbreak

Another ended in a questionable descision

The last ended happily

All of them are different! 

I hope you get my references, and appreciate the Japanese Kanji I put in Bakugou’s part (if any of it is inaccurate, please let me know so I can try my best to fix it. I don’t speak or write Japanese, I used this translator to get what I needed). 

I worked hard on this, so if y’all could tell me what you like and dislike about this so I can improve my writing, that would be lovely. Don’t be afraid to pop a comment or pop into my ask box, I do my best to respond to every comment and ask, so don’t worry about being ignored.

I love all of you, and I’m so glad to be able to write for you.

Thanks for all of your support, I promise I’ll work hard on all of my drafts to make sure you get entertainment constantly! 

[kkusuka]

You know the “What’s good, shawty? Yo man still around?” Tiktok. Rather than it be a prank, can I have headcannons of Bakugo, Shinsou, Hawks, and Dabi react to some scrub hitting on their girl (who told him multiple times that she’s taken)?

BAHAHA i love this<3

Bakugou Katsuki<3

Five seconds he leaves you alone

Five fucking seconds and some douchebag is taking over you like a fucking animal

“Sir, I already told you. I’m taken.”

“And I told you, I’m a better catch than any loser you’re with.”

Aaaaaand, any resolve Bakugou had was promptly lost and instead, a raging fireball was released in the bitches direction

“What the hell!?”

Motherfucker had no idea what was coming, he was about to unleash hell upon this man’s soul

“You wanna fucking die, Loser!”

Just as he was about to knock one into the guy, he felt your hand on his shoulder

“Katsuki, it’s alright. Anyways, as I said I am taken and you are most defiantly not even close to a better catch than him, Good day.”

Shinsou Hitoshi<3

Sometimes his resting bitch face is his favorite part of his appearance.

Now what made this guy come up to you, and talk to you no less, with Shinsou right next to you- he’ll never know

He tries not to toy with people all that often, but watching this guy make a fool of himself was too funny to stop

So instead he sat back for a minute, you immediately notice that he was leaving you to let the guy down- before Shinsou does something he’ll later come to regret.

“Look, as you can see I sitting with my boyfriend-”

“This pest? Forget him, baby-”

ok, he was totally over this

“A pest? Me?”

“Yeah, that’s what I sai-” and the blank look he loved so much crossed his face, which was much better than whatever other faces he was making.

“Walk away.”

Villain quirk or not, he would use it over and over again to get random guys away from you.

Hawks/ Keigo Tamaki<3

Man’s  is in a full-on banter with this guy

Stubborn ass wouldn’t leave you alone, ordering food had never been so hard

And Keigo understood, you were the most beautiful thing to ever grace the planet, but only he got to flirt with you about that

He would let it go, but the guy actively ignored you, and eventually him, o he really had to step in, for his sanity of course

“Dude, get the hell out. She’s taken!”

“Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Birdbrain?”

Before he could respond you grabbed your order and his arm turning to leave the establishment

“As I said, I am taken. Jerk”

Dabi/ Touya Todoroki <3

The joke is really on you for thinking that anyone would even come up to you while in public

Dabi doesn’t let you out of his sight 99% of the time

And he wanted to keep everyone away but, the one time he was being a good boyfriend- throwing away the empty Dango carton- some dick starts flirting with you.

Now, if he really wanted to he would have burned the entire festival to the ground, only after burning the scum to the ground, but he knew it would make you angry, so he just listened

“C’mon baby~ you’re boyfriend cant be all that if he left you all alone.~ ill show you a  real good time! Better than any little twink boy you waiting for.”

“Twink boy? I’ll have you know sir-!”

He was happy you were standing up for him, but the happiness lasted about a second before he realized that the guy had grabbed your arm

“Hey man, I’d get my ass out of here before I beat your ass.”

“Oh really or wh-” he didn’t even finish the sentence before Dabi’s fist met his face

And from the way you just stood beside him, not telling him to stop, he knew he was in the right.

“You split your staples open.”

“It’s no worries, the other guy got off much worse, Honey.”

tags: @diamond-3 @rinsangel @heyheyitsne @angelalje @monisi @crystal-lilac

[h2hoe-xp]

Dabi x y/n (emotion+trust issues can equal chaos)

SPOILER ALERT - MHA CHAPTER 290

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You felt your stomach drop. You sat on a couch in the L.O.V hideout staring at the news which had your boyfriend's face plastered everywhere, you still could not believe what the screen read.

BREAKING NEWS: The villain Dabi has just revealed that he is none other than the number one hero Endeavor's son, Touya Todoroki.

You looked at your friends and boss to see their reactions but they weren't the ones you were expecting...or wanted.

“Finally! It was about time.” Toga laughed out,

“HA! Look at their faces HAHA!!!” Shigaraki basically scream-laughed to where he was wheezing.

The whole league seemed to have known for a long time about this, well almost everyone.

You couldn't move, you were just frozen. As everyone cheered and laughed you couldn't help but have millions of thoughts run through your head, screaming that he doesn't trust you and just trying to claw out an answer for why he kept this from you. You never even heard the name Touya before, he was just...Dabi, a crazy motherfucker but YOUR crazy motherfucker.

Tears slowly flooded your eyes causing you to try and blink them back as fast as possible, but it was not working well. You stood up and excused yourself to your room, that you shared with apparently Toya, and the moment the door was closed you broke.

You couldn't stop crying. Your breath soon became choppy as you sobbed into your hands. It hurt so bad, you told him EVERYTHING...while he never told you anything.

He was a stupid, lying, bastard that you wanted to slap in his beautiful face that you treasured so much.

A few hours passed, maybe 3, 3 ½ to be specific, and you still sat on the floor crying so hard that no sound came out. Everything was quiet until you heard the door handle rattle followed by the thump of the door on your back.

“What the-...Babe why the fuck are you on the floor.” He joked but quickly noticed the tear stains on your face that are retraced every time another droplet slips out.

“Y/n what wrong-” He said as dropped to his knees and tried to pull you into an embrace but you slapped his hand away.

“Fuck off Dabi.” He raised an eyebrow in confusion. “ Wha-”

“I SAID FUCK OFF! I DON'T EVEN WANNA LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW!

I TELL YOU EVERYTHING AND IT TURNS OUT THAT I NEVER EVEN KNEW YOUR REAL NAME! IN FACT I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE LEAGUE THAT DIDN’T KNOW!”\

He just sat there confused as you attempted to hold your tears in with anger and pain painted across your face. “ Wait, I never told you?”

“NO FUCKING SHIT!”

He laughed and pulled you onto his lap “I swear to god I thought I did princess, I would never and will never keep a secret from you. You're the one and only psychopath for me.” He said as he placed a large kiss on your forehead, whipping away your tears.

“You promise?”

“I promise.”

Holy shit you love this man (and he loves you right back)

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Hope you enjoyed you beautiful bitches love you

-Your #1 hoe

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 292: You Say Jeans

Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi was all “well anyway here’s that Touya reveal I foreshadowed like a million years ago, viva la 2020.” Dabi was all “hello world, I’ve killed 30 people and today I’m going to explain to you all why” before he proceeded to explain ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but everyone was so distracted by his tale of child abuse and hero conspiracies that they didn’t much seem to notice. Can’t Ya See-Kun’s Shark Friend was all “IS THIS THE END OF HERO SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT”, and Horikoshi was all “STAY TUNED”, and then Dabi set himself on fire and leaped off of Machia’s back like the chaotic evil, I-just-bleached-all-my-brain-cells weird little fire man he is, ready to burn everyone to crispy bits before they could even react properly to his whole big revenge speech. Fortunately he did not succeed on account of THE RETURN OF THE JING, THE JOAT, BEST FUCKING JEANIST, back from the dead by popular demand in what critics are calling “the best fucking comeback since Jesus himself.”

Today on BnHA: Best Jeanist snatches up Machia and the rest of the League with his fiber steel cables before you can say “more like BEAST JEANIST amirite.” Dabi gets all worked up and lights Hadou on fire which is a real JERK MOVE, and is all “THIS RIGHT HERE IS ALSO ENDEAVOR’S FAULT”, which, NOT SUPER CONVINCED ON THAT, BUT OKAY. Anyway so then he burns up all the cables holding him which is crazeballs btw, and then he and Shouto start fighting, and so basically the whole thing is a literal hot mess and we’ll see how that goes. Meanwhile Tomura wakes up and summons some Noumus, and poor Jeanist has to deal with those on top of the still-attempting-to-rampage Gigantomachia, and everyone else is all “we can’t help you on account of we’re all half dead”, and so it’s looking really bad. And then -- and I can’t stress enough how much I don’t even have the faintest idea how to segue into this next part -- the chapter ends with Mirio!?! just sort of POPPING UP OUT OF THE GROUND all, “SURPRISE, BITCH”, and it literally was so surprising that I am still just kind of speechless. WELL-PLAYED, I GUESS, lol wtf.

lol okay so the first page in the RHA scan is just the “three musketeers” movie promo image that we all already saw a few days ago. but it does confirm that (a) it is indeed a movie, and (b) that it’s set for a summer 2021 release! how exciting

okay so now back to our special Dabi edition of Making a Murderer

“ray of hope” oh hell yes. SAVE US MR. JEANIST

I guess he had a TV in his private hero jet or something?

gotta say, “dammit Dabi” does not even remotely sound like Authentic Best Jeanist Dialogue to me though. gonna need Caleb to see to this. well but what do you guys think? does Best Jeanist curse?? I personally feel like he’s one of those guys who NEVER EVER swears no matter what, except under the most hilariously trifling circumstances. like he’s eating an avocado one day and he accidentally stains the cuffs of his beloved jostume green and he’s all “FUCK”

btw how fucking rich is Best Jeanist though that he has his own fucking plane? the thought just suddenly occurred to me, you know? like even Endeavor, whose agency has its own on-site luxury apartment suites for all of his interns, still drives around in a dinky little car that Bakugou has declared to be too small. which, I guess we know why he felt that way now, seeing as the guy he previously interned with apparently gets around in Jeans Force One

anyway so back to the part where Jeanist shows up to save the day!! YEAH JEANIST WOOOOO

ILU JEANIST YOU REALLY ARE THE BEST!! HUGS AND KISSES!!!

lmao we just saw Gigantomachia take out like a hundred guys not ten chapters ago. and Best Jeanist shows up and takes him down in like two seconds. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES LEAGUE OF VILLAINS. BET YOU’RE WISHING YOU’D TAKEN HIS QUIRK NOW, AFO. GET FUCKED YOU OLD SPUD

KACCHAN IS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM AWW

SIDE NOTE, IIDA, YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE WORDS LATER ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY AGREEING TO PUT HIM BACK DOWN. YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS CHILD IS STILL DRIPPING BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM HIS MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS, RIGHT? WAY TO ASSERT YOUR AUTHORITY THERE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CLASS PRESIDENT NOT THE CLASS CLOWN, COME ON NOW

LMAO DABI IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO DO THE PLOT MATH

SHOULDA CHECKED MORE CLOSELY MY GOOD MARK. LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED THE “MADE IN CHINA” STICKER ON THE BOTTOM. YOU HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. OR ACTUALLY, I GUESS THE MORE ACCURATE WORD HERE IS JAMBOOZLED, AHAHAHAHA. JEANS

HOLY SHIT DABI

I legit almost thought that was Tomura for a second. you two look so alike now with the white hair and the crazy eyes

meanwhile, Shouto is still crying and it’s a lot to take, you guys. lotta feels

ffff come on Jeanist you better do something awesome again here, the mood of the chapter is starting to slip now

YES, GOOD, THAT’LL WORK

WELL YOU TELL ME, SPINNER. I GUESS THAT MEANS BEST JEANIST IS OFFICIALLY THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES NOW. SORRY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES

ffff now Spinner is trying to wake Tomura back up. nah, how’s about we not do that

OH MY GOD HADOU YESSSS

MY GIRL OUT HERE WITH THE “NO THANK YOU” BOUT TO CURBSTOMP THE BIG BAD WITH HER QUIRK KSFHLKLK WHO HERE HAD “HADOU SAVES THE DAY” ON YOUR WAR ARC BINGO CARDS, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!

HEY!!!!

fucking son of a... fffkfkff... someone please reassure me that fire isn’t Hadou’s weakness. someone. anyone. also could someone please dial an ambulance and send them to Horikoshi’s house. but not just yet. first I’m gonna need you to wait about fifteen minutes or so while I take care of some things

well all right then, Dabi. so you wanna go on then and explain to us all how this, too, is somehow Endeavor’s fault?

oh I see, you’ve decided that since he’s responsible for “creating” you, everyone you hurt and kill is in truth really being hurt and killed by him! well now, that sure is convenient as fuck I guess

(ETA: that’s a nice effect with the panel sides getting all warped by Dabi’s quirk though, just noticed that.)

amazing how quickly you used up that sympathy card my guy. Shouto please kick his ass, I’m fucking done lol, you can all sort out the rest in therapy later

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DIAL BACK DEKU’S EMPATHY STATS JUST A LITTLE BIT, HOLY --

“TODOROKI-KUN IS HURT THE MOST”, HE SAYS, WITH HIS ARM BONES SHATTERED INTO LITTLE TOOTHPICK-SIZED PIECES. I MEAN, HE’S PROBABLY TALKING MORE ABOUT MENTAL ANGUISH GIVEN THE CONTEXT HERE, BUT STILL. THAT’S ENOUGH HEROICS FROM YOU ALREADY FOR ONE DAY

NOOO JEANIST

LOTS OF SMOKE IN THE AIR RIGHT ABOUT NOW AND MY BOY’S STILL DOWN A LUNG. GOD DAMMIT

“if the number one suffers a total loss here, this country will fall to pieces” well okay, real talk though, I think the “country falling to pieces” part is pretty much unavoidable at this juncture. you all are just gonna have to try your best to pick up those pieces after the fact and see what you can do with them. if I were you I’d be less worried about the number one’s reputation and more concerned with the half-dozen child soldier interns who are still on the field and very much at risk of being burned to death should you suffer that “total loss.” please try to keep it together here for them

OH FOR FUCK’S

I really thought RockLockRock was gonna come into play here. USE YOUR QUIRK TO LOCK THE ROPES IN PLACE YOU DIP!! if he seriously just sits there and does nothing when his quirk could be the deciding factor I am cancelling his useless ass cute kid or no cute kid shfkjdls

(ETA: is he even there?? did he and Manual just hightail it out of there?? “well good luck, children.”)

also, we’ll put this aside for now to perhaps speculate about later, but what’s with Tomura remembering his dad’s house yet again in that far right panel?? and being itchy again?? I still have yet to fully work out the psychological mechanisms at work as far as his itchiness goes, so I’ll admit this is intriguing to me. it seemed like it was connected to his decay quirk, but then why is it acting up again now. what is this lol

yuh oh

forgot about these guys. looks like these heroes aren’t having such a fun time

oh fucksticks

excuse me ma’am but I don’t like this. you do know that my kids are all there, right. all burnt and impaled and broken-boned and the like. well except for Iida. he’s fine still. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I FEEL LIKE WATCHING HIM GET TORN APART BY FOUR HIGH ENDS, WTF

HORIKOSHI YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD

god fucking... okay look. Horikoshi. you win, okay!? congratulations, you win, this is your show and we’re all just sitting here at your mercy. fine. go ahead and just kill off everyone ever, then!! what am I even gonna do about it. stop reading?? fuck

this whole thing really went from zero to fucked before I could even blink huh. I really thought this was gonna be a turning point chapter for the heroes. shows what I know I guess??

meanwhile this motherfucker is just SCREAMING

ngl, if I wasn’t currently terrified on account of things suddenly taking such a drastic turn for the worse, this would be the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Jeanist my man, I hype you up like it’s my job because you are the greatest fucking meme character in the history of time, but make no mistake, you are also highkey WORTH ALL THE HYPE AND THEN SOME

seriously, though. don’t fucking mind him you guys, he’s just standing here in the coolest pose of all time taking on Gigantomachia all alone with one fucking lung because the substance pumping through his veins is COLD-BLOODED LIQUID DENIM, and DENIM FEELS NO FEAR

Best Jeanist really needs to get his own theme song. -- oh my god I just finally thought of a title for this post. lmao and it’s the dumbest thing. omg

MEANWHILE THE TODOROKI BROS ARE OFF IN THEIR OWN DRAMATIC LITTLE FIRE WORLD

which one do you think is the Mario and which is the Luigi. well, but I mean, Dabi clearly thinks that he’s the Luigi though and that’s why he’s so mad. nobody wants to be Luigi. what a life

THAT’S IT, SHOUTO!! POINT OUT ALL OF HIS HYPOCRITICAL BULLSHIT, I WANT ANSWERS

JUST TO CLARIFY, IT’S THAT NATSU, NOT SOME OTHER NATSU!! SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!

OH, WELL IN THAT CASE

BUT OF COURSE. THAT WOULD MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE, holy shit. okay I’m just gonna go ahead and say it, Dabi is a piece of work. I really thought this arc would make him more sympathetic at long last, but it seems like it’s doing just the opposite?? this is like an anti-redemption arc. I don’t relish the thought of venturing into the fandom tags once I finish reading this lol

(ETA: well folks, I’ve done it. and actually it was pretty interesting because there are apparently like ten different things that people are mad about, and so it’s like. each post is a new adventure lmao.)

so Shouto is all “BRUH HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST IT” and Dabi is all “YES”, basically? like, he says he’s completely lost his feeling for anything. omg. but you were so sweet. how does that even happen

“finally I can kill you” okay for real what the heck is your damage bro?? can we not. I like Shouto just the way he is, un-killed

oh shit and now the Noumus are here

cue Bakugou diving in to save his mentor, STAB WOUNDS BE DAMNED!! actually it would make more sense for it to be Iida, but if Kacchan is really fixin’ to go full Shounen Dumbass here then he might as well go all out, y’know

-- unless of course, Deku decides to activate another quirk??

“last I checked, the main character of this series was still me” OH? WELL I SUPPOSE THAT IS TRUE, SO PRAY TELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LEFT UP YOUR SLEEVE YOU SUICIDAL BRUSSELS SPROUT

fucking love how he’s all “HAHAHA WITH MY NEW QUIRKS I CAN STILL DO STUPID SHIT EVEN WITH MY ARMS AND LEGS GROUND TO A FINE POWDER” btw. what can I say. Deku gonna Deku

FMMFHDKUHK W H A T

HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHAT THE WHAT. QUE THE FUCK

(ETA: okay look, all the love in the world to the brave scanlators who take time out of their lives to translate the leaks every week just so we can read the chapter a couple of days early like the addicts we are. that said, translating Mirio’s signature “POWER!!” -- which was already written in English in the original scan -- to “POG-CHAMP” is just a whole new level of wtfuckery from them lmao. is the Lida person back at it again?? amazing.)

MIRIO!?!?! SHOWS UP TO SAVE THE DAY?!?! POGS HIMSELF UP OUT THE GROUND TO BEAT THE NOUMUS LIKE IT AIN’T NO THING. JUST LIKE WE ALL PREDICTED!? I’M SORRY, DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE FROM ASTROLOGY DOT COM DIDN’T HAVE THAT ONE IN THE CARDS?? WAS IT NOT OBVIOUS?? TODOROKIS PLUS BEST JEANIST EQUALS MIRIO??

hot damn. Tintin really saw the writing on the wall with the impending Dabi Discourse and was all “NOT SO FAST” lmao. “HERE’S A BRAND NEW THING FOR YOU ALL TO DISCOURSE ABOUT” MIRIO YOU WILD CHILD. YOU GLORIOUS THUG

MEANWHILE LET’S NOT FORGET WHAT MIRIO HAVING HIS POWERS BACK ACTUALLY IMPLIES. HOLY SHIT. SUDDENLY WE CUT BACK TO ALL MIGHT’S OFFICE, ALL THE WAY BACK AT UA. ERI BRANDISHES HER TOKOYAMI-GIFTED BUSTER SWORD, A DETERMINED GLEAM IN HER EYE. “I HEARD YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE A GIRL POWER ARC WITHOUT ME.” OH. MY. GOD

[haikyuuwaifu]

Master

Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Crack, NSFW (there will be sexual themes. The literal title is “34 +35″ 🤡 

WARNINGS: (18+ CONTENT THROUGHOUT)

Y/N L/N left Mustafu at the age of 17 for bigger and better. Growing up in a small city like that made her feel like she was suffocating daily. When she saw her chance to go, she took it. Thanks to her boyfriends infidelity she had nothing to tie her down anymore. 7 years later, finds Y/N returning to Mustafu at the nagging of her best friends. Returning home was bound to open old wounds, but the her best friends hot boss doesn’t help matters either, when he turns Y/N’s brain to mush every time she sees him. 

Touya Todoroki, otherwise known as “Dabi” is the proud owner of Dabi Mechanics and Tattoos. Weirdly enough, his idea for a mechanic shop on one side of the lot and a tattoo shop on the other became an overnight success. Leaving his ex and the shitty situation she put him in, was the best thing for Dabi. At 27 he was successful, and he had a job he loved. His employees were like family and everything was right with the world. Then he met Y/N, and he’s found himself unable to string a sentence together whenever she’s in the same vicinity as her. He’s never met anyone like her, but both their pasts will have a definite affect on their future. 

Is it all lust? Or will it end in love too?

Intro: BOTTOMS + Y/N| Daddies + BITCH KEIGO 1. MOVING BACKKK HOOOMMEEE 2. DON’T TELL SHIGGY 3.RUN 4. Y/N’S RETURN 5. YOU MIGHT THINK I’M CRAZY 6. THE WAY I’VE BEEN CRAVIN 7. IF I PUT IT QUITE PLAINLY 8. JUST GIVE ME THEM BABIES 9. SO, WHAT WE DOIN TONIGHT? 10. BETTER SAY, DOIN YOU RIGHT 11. WATCHIN MOVIES, BUT WE AIN’T SEEN A THING TONIGHT (NSFW) 12. THE MORNING AFTER 13. DON’T TELL KACHAN 14. THE NEW NORMAL (6 MONTHS LATER) 15. JUST KIDDING 16. GIVE ME A BREAK 17. WHAT REALLY HAPPENED 18. USE ME 19. OPERATION “DOWNFALL” 20. TWISTED 21. I’M COMING FOR YOU FUCKER 22. HE DOESN’T LOVE YOU LIKE I DO 23. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER 24. BACK TO LIFE, BACK TO REALITY 25. CAN YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT? EPILOGUE

[ryvgvji]

Late Night Drive | Dabi (Touya Todoroki)

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day 12 of smutcember: Car sex with Dabi

warning: choking, cursing, spitting kink, degradation kink, hair pulling, really rough sex with Dabi, creampie

summary: being with a member of LOV meant that you had no idea when you would see each other, but one thing is for sure, when he gives an order, you do as your told.

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“get dressed and come down.” a raspy voice said through the phone. “huh?” you were tired as hell and you had zero knowledge of what was happening.

you heard a low sigh through the speaker and the person spoke again, this time more demanding. “get the fuck up. put on clothes and come down stairs.” “but Dabi it’s-” you tried to counter. “don’t make me say it again. get your ass down here, otherwise, i’ll fucking kill you.” and with that, he hung up.

what the actual fuck is wrong with this motherfucker. never did he just call you at 2 in the fucking morning, telling you to get out of your comfortable bed or he'll kill you. the fuck he think he is? either way, you still got up to your dismay and dressed yourself. you weren't trying to get killed at 2 in the morning by anyone. no less your own villain of a boyfriend.

when you arrived outside of the complex of your apartment, you saw your boyfriend waiting across the street, leaning against his car. “hurry the fuck up before i leave you.” he spat then opening his car entering the vehicle. “nice to see you too.” you say as you enter the car. he skeets away driving at full speed down the road not caring about the speed limit.

Dabi comes to a slow as he pulls into an empty dark alleyway. you're assuming it’s by the LOV hideout being that the streets are empty. you move to unbuckle your seatbelt and open the door when Dabi locks it. with furrowed eyebrows, you turn in your seat and give him. a confused look. “what are you doing?”

he doesn't say anything but looks at you. his stare very intimidating and scary, like he’s looking straight through you. his eyes slightly hooded and he scans over your body. he raises his chin and smirks. he reaches over to you gripping your hair in his hand. he pulls at the texture hardly making you yelp as he only smiles at you. “ow, Dabi, that hurts!” you try to pull his hand away. his grip only tightens and he pulls even harder. he pulls you in for a kiss and it’s rough.

he shoves his tongue inside your mouth tasting every part of you. he bites at your tongue and it makes you yelp from pain. that doesn't stop him though, he continues to bite your lip. he pierces the flesh with his teeth drawing blood from it and sucking it. you could only whimper from the pain wanting nothing more than him to stop.

Dabi pulls away from your lips, letting go of your hair in the process. but, his hands roam over your body pulling off your top and groping at the skin. his hands move up to your collarbone pressing at the bone then wrapping around your throat. he applies pressure cutting off your oxygen circulation. you gasp as your own hands grab and claw at his. “Da...bi..!” you started to get light-headed. then, he releases you. “get in the back.”

you did as told and settled yourself in the backseat as he exits the car coming into the back as well. he wastes no time in pressing his lips to yours once more, this time a slight bit softly. he pulls you by your calf so your laying against the leather seats. his hand moves to your pants. he unbuttoned the material and pull them down with quickness and eagerness. “Dabi- wait.” you try to say as he continues to kiss you. “shut up.”

his hands trail down your stomach to your nethers. “what a fucking whore. you're fucking enjoying this.” he says when he noticed the state of your undergarments. there’s a dampened spot on them. “you fucking slut.” he cusses. using the wetness, he pushes his fingers inside of you. the pads of his calloused and cracked fingers nudge at your spot making you feel much-welcomed pleasure.

“jesus Dabi.” you sigh. you pull him in by his neck for a kiss wanting to taste him again. he curls his fingers inside you rubbing against your spot with more precision. “open your mouth.” he instructs you pulling from your lips. he lolls out his tongue letting the saliva slide into your mouth. “swallow.” he kisses your cheek down to your neck.

you follow his instructions, savoring his taste as the liquid slides down your throat. you hum and stick your tongue out to show proof. “what an obedient kitty. does exactly as daddy says.” he leans in for a kiss and speeds up his fingers. he pushes on your spot and makes you moan into the kiss. your creaming around his fingers and your getting closer. “your gonna cum?” you nod rapidly. “well, you can’t.” he growls in your pulling out of you.

“be good n’ strip down for me kitty.” he pulls away from your embrace. you take off every article of clothing and put it in the passenger seat. he pulls down his pants and sits in the middle seat. “come here.” he fingers to you. you swing your leg over him, straddling his lap having you both pressing against each other. “put it in.” his hands rest on your thighs.

you lift yourself up and line him up with your opening. “we don’t have a condom.” you pause and say. he looks at you with hooded and dark eyes. “didn’t i give you an order?” “but-“ he grips your throat and squeezes. “don’t disobey me kitty. you know better. be smart.” he says in a deadly tone. you whimper in fright and nod. “now slide down on this dick.”

you lower self onto him and he pushes inside. you take all 8.5 inches inside of you and sit still. “move.” Dabi leans his head on his hands that are behind him. you slowly lift and drop yourself down on him. the piercing at the tip of his dick hits your cervix and it makes you whine. it hurts but you have to keep going. “speed up.” he instructs to you. whimpering you slightly speed up.

Dabi growls and smacks your ass harshly making you jolt forward. “stop being a fucking brat, unless you want a punishment.” he suggests. you shake your head no and change your position. you brace your hands on the center console armrest and plant your feet on the seats. you start to move up and down his dick. “nice view.” he hums with a smirk plastered on his face. he moved a hand from behind his head and plays with your sex.

“ha~ Dabi.” you sigh sliding up and down on him. his cocky smirk sits on his lips and he watches you with amusement. your shake form and heavy breaths that leaves your lips are so fucking sexy to him. your body is a temple to him. he just wants break it down each time only for you build it back up. your only his kitty, he doesn’t want anyone near you.

“look at that. your slutty hole is creaming around my dick.” he taunts thrusting his hips up to meet yours. the car is starting shake. he used his other hand to pull you in by your throat and lean his head against yours. “you look so cute when your drooling like a dumb slut over my dick.” he growls looking you in the eyes. you could feel his breath against your lips and you whimper. you want his lips on yours so bad right now. he chuckles at your desperation and only mocks you more by using his thumb to trace over you bottom lip. “your lips are so soft. perfect lips.” he leans in.

your hands land on his arms as he kisses you with lust and dominance. he leans your back on the armrest and he startes to drill into you. the car shaking even more violently at his movements and the leather seats slightly sqeeking. the squelching and slapping sound of your skin echoed in the small space of the car. “i’m gonna make you cum dump.” his hips slam into yours at a relentless pace and your about to release all over him.

“Dabi, i’m gonna cum..” you say breathlessly. he kisses you and his hand on your neck tightens. “do it.” he deep voice says into your ear and your clenching down on him. his hips thrashed into yours sloppily as his high came. he stills as his cum slips inside of you, coating the throbbing walls of your inside. “you fucking slut. you like that don’t y-you.” he stammers as his body tingles with pleasure. “ngh~ s’good!!” you whine.

he pulls out of you and leans back against the seat and watch as his cum seeps from you. you trickles down your as dropping onto the car floor. he takes his phone out and goes to the camera. his turns on the flash and starts to record, zooming in on his cum dripping out of you. he moves up and your body stopping at your face. the flash showing your fucked our features and your messy hair. lips swollen and wet with saliva. “pretty little bitch.” he grabs your face and records you two kissing.

“send me that.” you say when you pull apart. “that’s my naughty slut.” he smirks.

[bozowrites]

Hi! I hope youre doing well (if not i hope it gets better :)). Could I request headcanons for Bakugo, Izuku, and Denki with a gn reader whos really touch starved but they dont know how to ask for affection so they just kinda end up letting it pile up?

Headcanon

↳ Request above!

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Izuku Midoriya, Kirishima Eijirou, Denki Kaminari, Mirio Togata, Nejire Hado, Toga Himiko and Todoroki Touya.

TW: lots of characters 😅

A/n: sorry for the long wait anon and @lovelychamomile

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

Bakugou won't initiate first at the start of the relationship, so both of you tend to stagger away from affection.

Both believing neither wanted it.

But y'all are dumbasses.

Both craved it so bad smh

Would honestly be angry that you aren't initiating it. Wants you to hold his hand or hug him first.

People start thinking you two aren't even together with how you guys avoid touching like the other has some sort of disease.

When Ashido says something about you wanting his touch, like a hug, but you don't know how to ask for it he is just so happy.

After a study date, he hugged you goodnight.

S H O C K

Both of you left that fear zone from a start of a relationship (after like three weeks) and moved on to always touching each other.

Get a room

MIDORIYA IZUKU

Shy Boi

He thinks you aren't comfortable with being hugged or such when you tense under his embrace.

Doesn't do it as much anymore.

Let's you move at your own pace without stressing you.

He is baby.

I love him.

Starts to notice small habits you do near him.

Example: brushing your hands against his. Glancing at his hands and lingering your stare. Watching other class couples be cuddly.

He asked you about it and after your blushy, "angry" reaction, he learned something new about you.

You is a lil tsundere

He initiates more hugs and handholding now, bringing you closer to him when watching movies and such.

Finds it adorable.

KIRISHIMA EIJIROU

He asked about it at the start of the relationship.

He wanted to have everything perfect for you, so asked simple questions about boundaries and such, so he didn't cross them accidentally.

Very good conversation to have with your significant other.

He knows from the start that you aren't great at asking for things, like affection so he always initiates and tries to assure you that he's okay with it.

Very sweet about it.

Send me a kiripima pls

DENKI KAMINARI

Is pretty affectionate, so honestly he won't even realize because he is initiating it all the time.

If he wasn't doing it for awhile, for some unknown reason, and he sees how much you lean towards him, he'll get happy.

He realizes how much you enjoy his love.

Pride forms in him.

MIRIO TOGATA

Is very sweet and caring, so the start of the relationship is simple hand holding and hugging, maybe a few cheek kisses.

Nejire might notice first how you lean much more into his touch and even the lingering stares.

Will tell Mirio and tease him a little.

He'll ask you about it.

From there your affection with him increases tenfold.

NEJIRE HADO

She notices your pent up emotions immediately.

Hugs you from behind and asks if you were all right.

She feels your tense and sees your pink cheeks.

In awe.

When you start to stutter out how her affection was wierd, yet you leaned in for more, she felt like she was in pure bliss.

TODOROKI TOUYA

A teasing little motherfucker.

He just knows you want him.

He'll leave lingering touches on you and seem like he wants to cuddle you, but really he just wants to be a bitch.

If you throw a tantrum or become all grumpy, he'll roll his eyes and bring you into a hug.

Becomes snarky, but definitely won't pass up the chance to snuggle with you as you sleep.

TOGA HIMIKO

She finds it so cute~

She teases you (nicer than dabi) and always comes to hug you and cuddle you on a sofa, a floor, a bed, anywhere really.

She loves the grumpy, red face you make when you want her love.

[lxstfulbeans]

Because I woke up and chose violence, let’s have some jealousy hc’s! 🙂

So you know the “What’s good, shawty? Yo man still around?” TikTok prank? Well, rather than it be a prank, let’s have an actual guy say this Y/N. She’s FaceTiming a male classmate for a project and after they discussed enough ideas on the assignment, he gets bold and asks Y/N if her man’s is still around. Now our girl is happy and in a beautiful relationship with her man’s but before she could tell him that he is, her bae decided to have perfect timing cuz he swiper no swiped tf outta that phone to let the chump know “So you’ve chosen death”.

For this request, I’d like to have hc’s of Bakugo, Hawks, Dabi, and Shinsou reacting to such tomfoolery cuz why not? ☺️

TUH- couldn’t be me, but these pranks had me dead 😭✋🏽.

ALSO- THANK Y’ALL SO MUCH FOR 215 FOLLOWERS OMFG- 😭💕❤️

Headcanon: “What’s good shawty? Ya man’s still around?” Reactions.

Katsuki Bakugou:

Okay, now you were just doing this assignment and tryna slay with yo A+ right?

You were partnered up with one of your male classmates, y’all didn’t really talk like that but a grade is a grade, right?

Your amazing, yet bold and brash, angry hedgehog lookin’ ass boyfriend, Katsuki laid in your bed, scrolling through his phone as he ate some of your hot fries.

No matter how bad you wanted them hoes, it was the only thing keeping him quiet until you were finished.

“Aight, so I think we should close off the presentation with a short conclusion, maybe add some additional facts and we’re in the clear.” You said with a sigh, ready to cuddle with your boyfriend after y’all were done with this cuz your head was starting to hurt.

But, this was when lil’ homie was starting to get bold bold.

“Okay, cool.. but can I ask you something before we close out?” He asks, a smirk forming on his face.

“Wassup?” You ask, yawning as you stretched.

“Is your man still around?”

You could not believe your ears, and you know damn well Katsuki heard that shit because you could feel that aura creeping up on your back.

“Boy, who in the he-“

“YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU THIRSTY VIRGIN SACK OF PISS! I DUNNO WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE OR WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKIN’ TO BUT THIS IS MY GIRL RIGHT HERE AND SHE GON’ STAY MY GIRL!”

Mans was real quiet then, lookin’ like he shit himself after realizing he fucked up.

“L-Look man, I was just-“

“NO, BITCH. YOU WERE JuSt ABOUT TO GET OFF MY GIRL PHONE WITH THAT FUCKSHIT AND IF I EVER CATCH YOUR ASS TRYNA SPIT GAME IMMA BLOW YOUR ASS TO HELL!”

And with that, he hung up and dragged you to the bed, wrapping his around around you and locking you close to him.

He was still pissed off but he was still a big baby, and you know it’ll pass until y’all go to class the next day.

Keigo Takami [Hawks]:

You were laying across the bed, your legs across Keigo’s lap as he sat up against the headboard, reading a nice little book as he ate some chicken nuggets y’all shared.

You were on Skype with one of your classmates, one that you never really talked to but had to do the project with him.

Y’all exchanged notes, helped each other with flash cards, took turns with the slides, etc.

You were just about to end the call so you could touch up the project before submitting it until you were caught off guard.

“Okay, good thinking today, [Y/N], but I just have one question if that’s okay?”

“Oh yeah, what’s on ya mind?” You respond, finishing the rest of the notes.

“Is your man still around?”

You dropped your pencil and made the most disgusted look.

You knew Keigo heard that shit when he slammed that book shut and used plenty of his feathers to pick up your laptop and float before him.

You could tell he was dead serious when he had that frown, those stern eyes. He wasn’t playing no games today.

“Listen here, you pathetic dollar store playboy. My dove isn’t going anywhere, she doesn’t want you, and I’ll be damned if any girl would want to even take a peek at your little pecker. ‘Cause that’s real small dick energy right there pal. She’s happy here, and here is where she’ll stay. You could never compare to me, so stay in your fucking place..”

“I-I’m sorry man! I won’t try it aga-“ call ended.

If that wasn’t the hottest thing he’s done, you don’t know what was.

Keigo sighed, closing your laptop and setting it to the side before lifting you up and placing you on top of him.

With his arms wrapped around you, kissing your forehead, he mumbles, “You let me know if that jackass tries that shit again. I’ll give him a personal ass whooping.”

You couldn’t help but laugh, rolling your eyes as you pressed a soft kiss against his bicep.“You do your thang, bae.”

Dabi [Touya Todoroki]:

Dabi laid on your bed, dozing off after a day of villainy.

He dozed to the sound of you working with your classmate over the phone, just over simple homework that he had oh so much trouble with.

While you sat at your desk, he had the nerve to try to be bold while your boyfriend.. your TERRIFYING boyfriend who has NO problems with killings mfs.

“So, can I ask this one question for clarification?” He said.

“Yeah, shoot.”

“Is your man still around?”

Your eyes widened, your brow raised and you were ready to lose your fucking mind. How DARE he try to spit some whack ass game?

Dabi’s eyes shot open, awake and pissed.

He got up and snatched your phone, small flames sparking against his cheek.

“Now, you fucking listen and you listen good, you shrimp dick motherfucker. I am [Y/N]’s man, and I will continue to be her man until the end. She has no time for thirsty wannabes like you. If I ever catch you trying to flirt with my woman.. you better hope I don’t see you in the streets..”

With that chilling threat, he hung up the phone and placed it on the desk, sighing as he calmed down.

“That’s enough books for one night.. now, come cuddle with me, I’m tired.”

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

Hiding the Stars

Hiding The Stars by Unholy Fangirling

“SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!” Izuku yells, jumping out of some randomly placed bushes that will not be questioned for plot convenience to hit a villain in the head with his bat. “SUNRISE MOTHERFUCKER!” Mei follows with a smack to another villain's head with her staff. Midoriya sees where this is going and yells out “FRENCH FRIES MOTHERFUCKER!” as he delivers a punch to the third villain's face. Hatsume grins and kicks down a villain as she tries to get up, the pink haired girl leans down so that she is face-to-face with her, “APPLE PIES MOTHERFUCKER!” The green haired teen panics as he tries to come up with another rhyme while dodging a swing from one of the villains and blurts out, “TERO-ZWO DIES MOTHERFUCKER!” Mei looks at him with shock and betrayal, nearly getting hit by the man she was currently fighting with, only avoiding him giving her a black eye because said villain also pauses to look at the boy in a similar way. ~OR: The entirety of Japan knows about One For All. Well, partly, but just enough to fuck Izuku over because now he's on the run, being hunted down by the government, as his mother is legally kidnapped and his father absent when the press keep saying Hisashi Midoriya is All For One. Fuck the Hero Commission.

Words: 1459, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Hatsume Mei, Dabi | Todoroki Touya

Relationships: Hatsume Mei & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Sensei | All For One is Not Midoriya Hisashi, But everyone thinks he is, Lols, One For All Quirk is Revealed, but to the entirety of japan, The World Knows About One For All, Hero Commission Is Made Up Of Punk Ass Bitches, that should be a tag, why is that not a tag, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33789982

[katsuki-king-of-twinks]

CHAPTER 293 THOUGHTS!!!

ERI!! SHE'S SUCH A BIG GIRL!! The way she looks back at Aizawa for permission! HER TINY HANDS ON MIRIO'S FACE!!! 😭😭😭 what a quality child! she's grown so much!! I'm SO PROUD OF HER!!!

that little *glint* !!! I knew exactly who the fuck THAT was as soon as I saw it!! enter...

MY BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS RECKLESS DUMBASS SON!!!

also, fucking... seeing Izuku in peril felt "like being on death's door, in total crisis" ... katsuki, honey, your gay is showing.

lol, oh Iida, of course you can't leave bakugou unsupervised and expect him to act in his own self interest

his lil smile as he's talking to Jeanist, preparing to reveal...

HIS HERO NAME!!!!

...okay, with the way he presented it, I kind of understand now why ppl were like "wtf, that's so bad!" But I thought! I THINK!! it's supposed to be more like:

DYNAMITE: God Explosion Murder!!!

(also, I thought it was supposed to be spelled "Dynamight" ?? you know, like a riff off of All Might, because he's such a fucking fanboy NERD?? but whatever..)

Mirio Togata... I would die for you.

Nejire!! is alright!!! she was healed by the power of friendship!! look at her, determined eyes, little smile with her tongue sticking out, she's so cute!!! FUCK SHIT UP, GIRL!!!

okay... okay, hold on, just, just gimme a minute, there's so goddamn much here...

FIRST OF ALL!!! if you were to crop and edit out the text in those speech bubbles in the second panel, you could make it look like Touya is just giving Shoto a real big hug, and I think that's both cruel and beautiful. "Poor Shoto..."

"...about to watch his puppet masterpiece burn up and die in the fire of his failed experiment..." okay, WHERE!? is that fan art someone made?? of Touya holding up a broken, beat up Shoto by his neck against a wall?? crying blood??? and saying "so, how does it feel to lose to the failure... when you're supposed to be the masterpiece?" because as much as I FUCKING HATE THIS!!! you hit the nail square on the head, my friend... 💔💔💔

okay, yeah, once again, SO MUCH HERE!!!

First. FUCKING FROPPY STYLE??? FUCK YEAH, MIDORIYA!! I LOVE IT!

"IT IS MY BUSINESS! CUZ TODOROKI'S MY FRIEND!!" 😭😭😭 THAT'S LOVE, BITCH!

and MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! "Sure, the past never dies! And that's why I'm watching Endeavor real hard as he tries to be better!" IZUKU, MY MAN! I've told you guys I don't like Endeavor. I don't trust him. I don't think he's incapable of redemption, but I don't like the way people are just handing it to him after minimal effort on his part. So this, right here? Izuku acknowledging that Endeavor has done some real fucked up shit, that the damage he did isn't just magically going to *go away*, that someone needs to keep eyes on that motherfucker to keep him in check and hold him to his promise that he's gonna be better??? This is important. This is EVERYTHING to me. I feel like this hasn't been addressed enough, in fact I can't recall it being addressed by anyone outside the Todoroki family at all, and if the ultimate goal in this narrative is for Enji to achieve redemption (which it pretty obviously is), then that needs to change. And this is a good start.

And lastly: Jesus Christ, fucking finally! Good job, 1-A babies! I'm so proud of you! You done did great!

Anyway, shit's good, I like it. Not sure what the League's next move is gonna be though... we shall see...

[linphd]

dad!dabi x mom!reader | like father like son

dabi x reader

female reader

Dabi decides to hang out with his son, while his wife is working.

no warning

this one shot follows the theory that Dabi is Touya Todoroki

When (Y/N) gave birth, neither her or her husband expected their son to turn out exactly like his dad. Growing up, he looked exactly like Dabi when he was younger ; the spiky red hair, the blue eyes, and the same smile. So, it was no surprise when (S/N) ended up with his dad's quirk. He had those blue eyes the Todorokis have, after all -well, those who can use fire.

''(Y/N) ! Let's have another child, maybe this one will be a mix of ourselves this time !'' The main addressee rolled her eyes. ''I can't believe I'm the one who got pregnant and suffered and he ended up being a copy of you.'' Dabi giggled. ''Awn, you still love him !'' (Y/N) turned, a confused look on her face. ''Of course I do, he's my baby !'' The man didn't know what he had done to deserve this family, but he was glad he had a good karma.

               Maybe it was because he had left the League of Villains and had decided to see his siblings again. It took some time for them to forgive him, but he wasn't complaining ; after he quit the League, he found (Y/N).

         ''Okay, so I have to go.'' She said, snapping Dabi out of his thoughts. (S/N) ran to his mother to high-five her, and she kissed Dabi before going to work. He turned to look at his son. ''Okay tiny dude, we're going to hang out together.'' His son gasped. ''Where ?!'' He giggled. ''Surprise ! But before, you need to take a bath.'' That said, (S/N) instantly ran to the bathroom to run his bath himself.

          Since he was still 6, Dabi checked the water nonetheless. ''Tiny dude, I know your quirk is the same as mine, but you're still not immune to hot water.'' That said, he let cold water flowing and his son went in the bath.

After they were both ready, they went outside. ''Dad, where are we going ?!'' (S/N) said. ''First, we're going to see grandma. She wants to show you pictures.'' He cheered, and Dabi smiled. He was happy everytime he was visiting his mother.

          When they arrived, they talked for some time until Rei showed her grandson a few pictures. ''He looks like me !'' The boy said, looking at the child on the pictures. ''Well, that's your dad.'' Rei said, smiling. (S/N) gasped and turned to his dad. ''I told you I looked just like you before I got scars and my hair dyed.'' The little boy giggled, comparing himself with his dad at his age.

          For lunch, Dabi decided to go to a fast food with his son. ''I don't want an hamburger !'' He said, pouting. The man raised an eyebrow. ''And since when don't you like hamburgers ? Both you mom and I love hamburgers there's no reason you won't like it anymore.'' (S/N) escaped a laugh. ''That's not how it works ! But I just want chicken nuggets.'' Dabi chuckled. ''I look like a burnt-'' he got cut off by his son ''- chicken nugget.''

          Actually, once Dabi got drunk and started to laugh when (S/N) asked him : ''Dad, your scars are burns ?''. He answered : ''Yes, I am a burnt chicken nugget.'' and the child never forgot about it. Luckily, his mother was able to put him to bed before Dabi started to blabber things that a child can't listen to. That had been a good laugh, though.

         When they were done eating, Dabi decided to go to the shop ; some people were still looking at his scars whenever he was walking, but when he was out with his son, people seemed to stop thinking he was evil. He hadn't been a known villain before he quit the League, fortunately for him, but he couldn't help but look scary with those burns.

            ''What are we buying ?'' The boy said, pushing his tiny cart. ''Ingredients to bake a cake for mommy.'' He nodded at his dad answer, and they looked around while talking about school. ''I wanna look like you !'' The tiny dude finally said. ''You already look like me ?'' Dabi asked, a bit confused. ''Nooo ! With your hair and your piercings and all !'' Seeing his son this excited, the man chuckled and nodded.

''We need to find some hair spray. I don't want you to dye your hair this young. And I think your mom won't be pleased if you do so, neither.'' That said, they went to buy some hair spray people buy for Halloween and costumes.

Back home, they immediately started to bake the cake. And of course, Dabi had to put on the Lazy Town song at least 30 times in a row while they were doing so. ''If you do the cookin' by the book, then you'll have a... BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH ! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP ! DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP !''

Normally, it would've been a problem for a 6 years old to say such words. But Dabi didn't mind it if it was to have fun, because he's a childish dad. (S/N) knowing those were bad words, he wouldn't help but laugh while singing. Dabi was quite sure the neighbors could hear them yell like that, but did he care ? Absolutely not, he was just having fun with his kid, anyway !

(Y/N) came back home with the TV too loud. ''Why is it so loud ?'' She asked. Dabi only looked at her, laying on the couch, (S/N) doing the same. ''We're eating crisps, we can't hear it.'' (Y/N) rolled her eyes while turning the volume a bit down. Then, her son jumped to hug her, and when she pulled away, she gasped. ''Your face ?!'' He giggled. His hair had been dyed in black with an hair spray and Dabi had colored his face in purple and drawn piercings with black. ‘’I'm like daddy, now !''

          (Y/N) smiled at the statement. However, she noticed one detail that wasn't right. She turned to her husband. ''Did you do that with sharpies ?!'' He raised an eyebrow. ''Yeah ?'' She gasped. ''Oh my God you colored his face with sharpies ?! That will take days to...''  she stared at the hair. ''You didn't use hair dye like for yourself, did you ?'' Dabi chuckled. ''No. Hair spray.'' The woman paused for a moment, her son still laughing at the situation. ''You thought of using hair spray but you used sharpies on his face ?''

          He raised an eyebrow, once again. ''What else could I use ?'' (Y/N) couldn't help but chuckle. ''Face paint ! I bet it was in the same alley than the hair spray !'' Dabi chuckled as well. ''Well... it seems like I didn't think about that...'' Nonetheless, they ate dinner and sat to watch a movie in the living room. That was until Dabi came back with a cake. ''We baked that for you !'' (Y/N) gasped and giggled. ''Oh really ?! Thank you ! Thanks my baby !'' She said, kissing her son's cheek.

          ''Does it make you forgive me that I made our son purple for like 1 week ?'' Dabi asked, a grin on his face, like he was trying to charm his wife. But actually, she giggled, looking at the cake. ''I guess so...'' But poor (S/N) really stayed a bit purple for like 3 days. He really didn't like how harsh the movements to wash his cheeks were, but he preferred that than having the purple on his jaw too visible.

[xehathotbetterxehanot]

My Hero - 228

This was a good chapter. We got:

- Dabi being a snarky little shit against a under-educated Icy fellow. (God I hope they aren’t a Todoroki)

- We keep getting hints towards Dabi’s identity ‘There’s something wrong with your Quirk?’ HMMMMM TOUYA? HMMMMMMM.

- That Ice Person is pretty slick with their Quirk though. I think they’ve been watching too much Bleach - Hyorinmaru might sue them.

- Toga is REALLY fucked. Quirk over-use is a bitch. I doubt she’s going to die though.

- It’s nice to see Twice again. He loves his villain family, and with his condition and how the League accept him, I can’t blame him. Sucks about those clones though.

- Chikazoku is one creepy motherfucker. People with mind-control or puppeteer powers creepy me out honestly. And it’s also the perfect ability for someone like him, a software company director and tracker.

- And the Chapter ends with Twice being assaulted by his clones, with Chikazoku intending on recruiting whatever is left afterwards. Dude is one brutal, cold bastard. 

[haebeomsleftbuttcheek]

Three is a row wow ok I’ll start with Toga the Dabi then Endeavor!

Toga

I have a love hate for her like I think she’s got a cool quirk and I guess she makes a great villain.

I just don’t like her personality all that much I find her a tad bit annoying, but maybe that’s because she reminds me of those annoying girls in school who talk all giddy and shit! I also want her to face punishment after all this shit is over like she’s a serial killer, and maybe not jail because she’s a minor and mentally unstable. A hospital or something, somewhere where she can be monitored and receives the much needed therapy before she re-enters society!

Dabi

I’ll start off with he’s my favourite villain I love his quirk even if it is destroying him and I love his character design! All scarred, burnt and staples back together like a patchwork doll!

Now I’m so intrigued by him and his identity like bitch who are you!? Like this whole theory of him being Touya is intriguing and like come on it has to be canon. If it turns out he’s just someone with a vendetta against Endeavor I’m gonna be bit upset but truth be told I would just be happy with finally knowing who he is! But back to the theory like if he is Touya I want to know how he ended up looking like that? How does he know Hawks? Like tell me your story boy! I want him to be the one who ends Endeavor like exposes Endeavor’s shit to the world I don’t care as long as it’s him who does it! Then I want him to face punishment because you know he is still a piece of shit himself with murder, kidnapping and arson on his lists of crimes!

Endeavor

His quirk it’s cool and I’m only saying that because I do love fire, just a shame who it’s attached too.

I have no good words for this bastard, other than that small comment of a cool quirk! I hate his guts, can’t stand the motherfucker! His redemption arc hasn’t quelled that hate, and even if Todoroki forgives his father I still won’t like the bastard! I just can’t stand him, he was a power hungry bastard who went out of his way to buy a women, have four kids to reach his goal! He was responsible or some how involved in the death or disfiguration (if Dabi is Touya) of the eldest! Ignored the other two because they didn’t reach his expectations and made his wife go dolally tap which in turn made her hurt her son! Abuse Shouto at age 5 in this so called training, distanced him from his siblings and others and how he referred to him...my masterpiece! Like Shouto wasn’t his own being! Like he was some sort of experiment he cooked up in a lab! Then there’s this chapter shot that just further instill my distaste...

Like look at that! He looks huge as he towers over Todoroki! I don’t care if he’s a ‘complex’ character or that he’s make a change I hate him!

Give me a BNHA character and I’ll give my honest opinion on them!