#TOMATO!!! so real
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sketch of my warden :] really enjoying origins so far
#dragon age#dragon age origins#grey warden#da:o#dragon age fanart#da: origins#boooo boo another half body with a color square in the background tomato tomato#anyways im like 8 hours in but the learning curve is crazy#im so bad at tactical combat LMAO#IM MAKING IT WORK THOUGH!!! and its super fun to figure out im just built for action combat systems#im kind of deeply obsessed with alistair so far#silly silly guy and im actually really into his voice performance#one of the most real sounding video game characters ive heard#the voice performances in general are actually really good lol#i like playing elf mages it seems also.#im a sucker for spellcasting and just generally never pick humans#also this game's dialogue trees are SO in depth???? love it#itseart
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heket spot the difference challenge level: impossible
#this is so funny to me i hope it is to everyone else#im drawing cotl characters as real species#heket is a tomato frog. she attests that she would taste Delicious#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl heket#fun fact im actually super hungry while posting this im abt to go make dinner
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Tomatholomule 🍅
He's so cute jsjsnsjdh
#matt tholomule#mattholomule#the owl house#the owl house art#the owl house fanart#toh#I found this image on internet#Tomato Matt is so cute#wait is this real#anyways he is adorable
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i love reading haikyuu tiktok shipping discourse comment sections. it's so entertaining seeing so many people with such bad taste.
#it's always the exact same shit every time too#“name a ship everyone ships but you hate” and it's always kurootsukki oikage atsuhina and tsukkikage#like with the amount of times i've seen those ships mentioned in that context i'm starting to believe that NO ONE ships them actually#how is atsuhina hate so common when 2AM mac n cheese literally exists#everyone's excuse is always 1 of 3 things: “i ship kagehina” “i ship sakuatsu” or “they're just friends”#guys... i hate to be the bearer or bad news.... but all three of these things can coexist#you can ship atsuhina AND sakuatsu AND kagehina... AND atsuhina can be besties#i mean i'm out here shipping tobio with half the fucking cast#these aren't real people. it's all about what makes you the happiest at that given moment#today i ship tsukikage. yesterday i shipped kagehina. tomorrow i will probably ship yamakage. WHO GIVES A FUCK#it boggles my mind that there are people out there who won't consider any other ship because they've already set their mind on one#HAIKYUU HAS AN INSANE LINEUP. YOU CAN'T SHIP JUST ONE#i saw someone who was scared to admit they shipped suna and atsumu......... guys#it's not that serious i promise#ALSO THE TERUYAMA HATE I SAW#“they haven't even met” BOOOOOORINGGGGG BOO BOO TOMATO TOMATO#fuck it. i'm gonna start shipping kiyoko with kanoka. kanokiyo. my new otp#kanokiyoyachi. my new fave ship. 100k mutual pining hurt/comfort slowburn coming soon to an ao3 page near you#we need to release ourselves from the chains of hatred and start getting crazier with this cast#haikyuu has too much shipping potential for y'all to be shipping the same 5 ships#lets get poly with it. shall we?#THE KAGEHINATSUKKIYAMA GRIND STARTS NOW💪#ASADAISUGA GANG WE RIDE AT DAWN🗣️#ATSUHINAKAGE AND/OR ATSUOIKAGE BRETHEREN WE DEPART AT HIGH NOON🔥#FUKUYAKUKUROKEN SHIPPERS OUR TIME IS NOW🦞#sigh.......... you guys get it#volleyball guys
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I saw the lack of Rock in skirts reblog and
maybe you should 👁️
you got it🫡 💕
by popular demand: rock wearing a rock
in the jp version he says he mentions he intends his hypothetical book about fashion and stuff for a gyaru audience
and i personally suspect rock also plans to model for every single photo in the book himself since he’s, you know, the ideal man and all
#thank you youhavetofarmatleast for the german lesson. i am in your debt#der rock = the skirt. and it’s a masculine noun#thank you also tomato for the inspiration that caused this to exist to begin with#by pointing out that rock meets all the requirements for a gyaruo#he would have subscription to egg magazine. i think#rock tumbling (sos)#my art#fanart#sos awl#bokumono#hm rock#rock (awl)#featuring cute outfits i saw on pinterest#also some slutcore y2k bimbo elements because rock is kind of all over the place#rock dies of hypothermia trying to be the most fuckable man in the one horse hick town#this is also inspired by my favorite scene in anwl where rock thinks about what it means to be a real man#followed by the most bimbo housewife utterance of all time#need to unpack my wii so i can get screenshots of that scene (it’s a chapter 5 event…)#story of seasons#felt cute might do more later idk idk. my man has one outfit and that is extremely funny but he would also want to be put in every outfit#asks#thank u for causing me to stop being a coward and post it#asks … my one weakness …#gyaruo#gyaru
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please please please don’t listen to twitter! they are not people of taste!! their opinions are bad and their carms are scrawny and we need you and the vital work you’re doing for the bear fandom ecosystem ‼️‼️
thank you for the kind words :) i appreciate it
#ask ochro#well their real issue with me is that i draw carmrich#and now sometimes when i try to like a random post about the show or the actors i find out im blocked#or worse#someone qrts me to point out something they dont like abt my work and then i have to go to their profile and find out im blocked there#and theyre also complaining about me#like 😭😭#sorry i dont mean to be a whiny bitch its really like. nothing. like it means nothing#its just a lot worse bc of how blocking works on twitter so now i have to be WAY MORE aware of that happening than i want to#i want to live my life peacefully.... ohmmmmm (trisha paytas tomato throwing tiktok)
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I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol
#sculpture#ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything#into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol#items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on#anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom.#fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig.#I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft#WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet#but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm#but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets#at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal..#anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe#The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside#that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue#and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them.#It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell#the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm#I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition#OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting#tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol
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Day 26, Holding hands or Vampire AU. What are they looking at?
#SNSmonth23#Sasunaru#Sasuke#Naruto#i dont like vampires i'm more of a furryfcker#so no real vampires#and also i dont like alcohol so Sasuke's drinking tomato juice#yeah he's very clumsy hehe
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The absolute pain of finding a song that fits a character so so well but not really, instead it fits the distorted au version in your head built over years of delusion and being alone with your thoughts.
#i cant even post this one it is /so/ detached from real life silver i will have tomatoes thrown at me#look if you had been in my head for the last 20 odd years you would understand SO WELL#but you need all the wonder lore and then the wonders silver lore to make this make sense
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just saw an article saying how arfid is on the rise (it's good to raise awareness of it) but like
i feel like it's been there the whole time but people just called it being a picky/fussy eater and made it a thing of "it doesnt have to be your favorite" if not even force people to eat stuff that made them sick, instead of acknowledging that this could be a real thing.
kind of like with autism diagnoses where ppl say its 'on the rise' when people just bullied you for it in the past without thinking
#arfid#eating disorder#ed#and i STILL get shit for it but now im an adult so i eat whatever the hell i want#but i got a lot of shit for it as a kid when i didnt have that control. hours spent gagging on food i couldn't deal with. a lot of shaming#i STILL can't handle whole or sliced tomatoes because of it#if people tried to take an empathetic approach instead of making it a moral thing every time#stuff like this could be avoided with other currently 'unknown' conditions#but for a society that condemns a lack of empathy they sure find it hard to actually use the fucking thing#like shocker a real problem people have is real and a problem and not just the person suffering for shits and giggles because theyre evil#the only thing thats on the rise with either of these things is people actually paying attention lmao
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Lol jsyk if you've ever been niceys in my asks or messages my therapist n I have probably gone yayyyy over it together, she thinks all your kittycats are so so cute n that the majority of you are so so sweet ^_^ <3 !!!
#obviously. i dont show her the blog names lmao#but she is very sweet n likes knowing people are kind to me bc thats good apparently#also to the cool person who sent me mushrooms in my asks. HI HI we fuckin loved the photos n feel free to pop in whenever youre so cool !!!#usually talk about lotsa stuff with her ^_^ currently we focused on anons a bit since theres a real annoyin person in my asks still lmao#comin to the conclusion its someone whose become bitter and is trying to sour up my mood ^_^ honestly just makes me wish the best for them#but also. booooo boooo tomato tomato i literally get paranoic boooo tomato tomato dont be so stalkery booooo#xochimilli speaks
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you know what would be fun?
A puzzle game where you're given a bunch of different objects, magazines, books, food labels, et cetera, all with a made up language on them. Then, with just the objects you're given, you have to decipher how to read the conlang your only clues come from the pictures and contents of the items
say for example, the game gives you two cans they're different brands, but two of the words on the front of them match the game lets you open the cans, and inside you find that both are filled with tomato soup ergo, you can conclude that the shared words mean "tomato soup"
then you can take another can, this one only shares one word and is filled with vegetable soup. Therefore, that single word that all three cans share must mean "soup" and by process of elimination the other word means "tomato"
and the idea is you keep doing this with different words till you can fully translate everything
#ideas#game ideas#a few of the beginner objects it might give you could be children's books and flashcards and food items with simple labels#like say there's salt and pepper shakers that are labeled#to make it easier on the player#maybe there's a system that lets you connect one of the made up words with a real word an object or a picture#and if you match them correctly it translates the word on all the in game objects#so like for the tomato soup cans#you could click the shared word on the can label then connect it to the soup in the cans#and after you do that the word will get translated on the label#I guess it would depend on how complex the conlang is#maybe you can select the word and then it'll bring up a tooltip with the translation if you've already discovered it#I say all this as if I actually have the programming knowledge to actually make something like this (I do not)
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Home from work. Time to think about that one AU in my head where Martin runs a tea cafe + has like cozy magic that makes everything taste good and when he's not serving patrons he's setting traps for the black cat that KEEPS EATING HIS VEGETABLES in his little walled in garden behind the cafe and getting away with it! The cat thinks it's sooooo clever but Martin has thumbs! He'll get the bastard eventually! and also the Cat is Jonathan Sims the Archimage (big important) that just decided one day he wanted to no longer deal with people so he cursed himself into a cats form and just. Left his big wizard tower. And now he's nibbling Martin's tomatoes as a stray.
#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#teaholding#the magnus archives au#tma au#cat au#magic au#martin is actually insanely powerful himself coming from the Lukas-Blackwood line but he just wants to serve tea and bake bread and tbh#so real of him#and Jon's just. not a people person#their fight will be legendary and it will be conducted with a TNR cage and multiple chewed tomatoes#and a towel over the top#hehe
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maybe im really behind but did anyone ever made a hack. an apk. because i remember being in middle school fighting for my life losing 2 PA moving only for me to go nowhere in the story and dropping it after months of struggling
#corazón de melón#amour sucre#my candy love#<- pucha pero q nombre más triste#“mi amor de dulce” BOOO TOMATO TOMATO PONTE PILAS SE ORIGINAL#cdmtwt t amo mucho pq tiene a una persona haciendo un hack#mi sueño frustrado de poder jugar sin problemas va a ser real en cuanto esa persona publique el hack#i only remember drama drama oh blue hair boy i wanna date hi HES GAY FUCK ohhh pretty girl OHH I CANT DATE HER FUCK#and then cdm uni version came out and i think u can date priya????#i dont know i lived vicariously through hispanic gameplays#will forever miss those videos that have been deleted thanks to beemoov politics back in like i think 2018?#wah i remember being so sad#never found those youtubers again!#otome#coronangelic1 fangirling
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Actually the implications of John also being bisexual are so fucking tasty to me because like. OG John has no support system and no protection against the world except his own perceived strength so he learns to ferret out anything that can possibly be seen as weakness to those around him and that includes any affection or attraction he might feel towards men because nothing screams "stay in your fucking closet" like spending all your time around a fringe subculture of serial killing doomsday preppers in the Midwest during the Reagan era.
By the time he notices Dean starting to look a little too long at boys his age, he's probably convinced himself that whatever he felt (still feels but ignores) was a temporary youthful indiscretion, and of course Dean can't afford those, doesn't get to have those, he's got to be a soldier. He's got to be a better soldier than John, even.
I dunno I've just had enough conversations with family members who are loudly but somehow also mildly homophobic and yet say or do things that make me *eyeballs emoji* not to think this is not only possible but arguably likely.
#supernatural#the winchesters#spn#spnwin#john winchester#shifting my headcanon of john to the type of person who doesn't think of himself as homophobic if he ever things about it at all#and would even probably try to stop a hate crime if he saw one happening right in front of him#(or likes to think he would)#but also views his own queer desire--and thus that of others--with suspicion and contempt#like something frivolous that he simply doesn't have the luxury to pursue as a Real Man in the Real World with Real Responsibilities#and when you live like that especially due to your own choices anything that seems like a luxury you view with a certain level of contempt#so he's like 'heh must be nice to have time for boyfriends' in the most condescending and degrading way imaginable#in the same way he probably treated sam's affinity for academia#in fact i'd argue a lot of what we see from dean with regards to the way he mocks sam for certain things is probably just echoes of john#and what's REALLY crazy-making is the way most of these things dean mocks sam for early on later prove to be things DEAN actually does enjo#dean likes to read and he loves chick flicks and he gets excited about tomatoes and enjoys dressing up nice#dean learned early on that certain things were not acceptable for a Real Man from john bullying him out of doing them#and he does the same to sam#and one of the things he consistently mocks sam for in the beginning is his perceived sexuality#and sure we could just chalk that up to stereotyping but EVEN THEN that jives with the idea that#john simply put his own queer desire in a box labeled 'weaknesses real men don't have' along with idk a love of reading and salads and bein#emotionally vulnerable and sincere with people you love#and then he told Dean 'this is the box of forbidden things'#and dean the ever-dutiful son learned his lesson well
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*eye twitch* *eye twitch* *eye twitch* the more i think about that stupid yaoi boy the more i want to rip my hair out. towa slowdamage save me.. save me towa slowdamage..... towa slowdamage save me...
#🧃 tomato juice#sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry#hes so real sorry#sorry guys..#sorry. sorry. sor#i can be completely normal about him#i swear#slow damage
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