#TOMATO!!! so real
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#booooo throwing tomatoes (real)#i love them so much#stray kids#bystay#createskz#lee know#yang jeongin#kim seungmin#lee felix#mygifs#1k
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sketch of my warden :] really enjoying origins so far
#dragon age#dragon age origins#grey warden#da:o#dragon age fanart#da: origins#boooo boo another half body with a color square in the background tomato tomato#anyways im like 8 hours in but the learning curve is crazy#im so bad at tactical combat LMAO#IM MAKING IT WORK THOUGH!!! and its super fun to figure out im just built for action combat systems#im kind of deeply obsessed with alistair so far#silly silly guy and im actually really into his voice performance#one of the most real sounding video game characters ive heard#the voice performances in general are actually really good lol#i like playing elf mages it seems also.#im a sucker for spellcasting and just generally never pick humans#also this game's dialogue trees are SO in depth???? love it#itseart
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heket spot the difference challenge level: impossible
#this is so funny to me i hope it is to everyone else#im drawing cotl characters as real species#heket is a tomato frog. she attests that she would taste Delicious#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl heket#fun fact im actually super hungry while posting this im abt to go make dinner
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Tomatholomule 🍅
He's so cute jsjsnsjdh
#matt tholomule#mattholomule#the owl house#the owl house art#the owl house fanart#toh#I found this image on internet#Tomato Matt is so cute#wait is this real#anyways he is adorable
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i love reading haikyuu tiktok shipping discourse comment sections. it's so entertaining seeing so many people with such bad taste.
#it's always the exact same shit every time too#“name a ship everyone ships but you hate” and it's always kurootsukki oikage atsuhina and tsukkikage#like with the amount of times i've seen those ships mentioned in that context i'm starting to believe that NO ONE ships them actually#how is atsuhina hate so common when 2AM mac n cheese literally exists#everyone's excuse is always 1 of 3 things: “i ship kagehina” “i ship sakuatsu” or “they're just friends”#guys... i hate to be the bearer or bad news.... but all three of these things can coexist#you can ship atsuhina AND sakuatsu AND kagehina... AND atsuhina can be besties#i mean i'm out here shipping tobio with half the fucking cast#these aren't real people. it's all about what makes you the happiest at that given moment#today i ship tsukikage. yesterday i shipped kagehina. tomorrow i will probably ship yamakage. WHO GIVES A FUCK#it boggles my mind that there are people out there who won't consider any other ship because they've already set their mind on one#HAIKYUU HAS AN INSANE LINEUP. YOU CAN'T SHIP JUST ONE#i saw someone who was scared to admit they shipped suna and atsumu......... guys#it's not that serious i promise#ALSO THE TERUYAMA HATE I SAW#“they haven't even met” BOOOOOORINGGGGG BOO BOO TOMATO TOMATO#fuck it. i'm gonna start shipping kiyoko with kanoka. kanokiyo. my new otp#kanokiyoyachi. my new fave ship. 100k mutual pining hurt/comfort slowburn coming soon to an ao3 page near you#we need to release ourselves from the chains of hatred and start getting crazier with this cast#haikyuu has too much shipping potential for y'all to be shipping the same 5 ships#lets get poly with it. shall we?#THE KAGEHINATSUKKIYAMA GRIND STARTS NOW💪#ASADAISUGA GANG WE RIDE AT DAWN🗣️#ATSUHINAKAGE AND/OR ATSUOIKAGE BRETHEREN WE DEPART AT HIGH NOON🔥#FUKUYAKUKUROKEN SHIPPERS OUR TIME IS NOW🦞#sigh.......... you guys get it#volleyball guys
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'Spark-ling Russ Writes To You': A collection of writings from Russell Mael's weekly column in Mirabelle magazine, 1974, pt. 1 (pt. 2)
#thanks to the person in the sparks fb group who posted these from her scrapbook#i thought to collect them all in a little post. much to discuss#also the first pic is killing me he looks so silly#the second to last one another russell recipe!!!!!! his burgers actually seem ok. unlike that weird tomato dish <3#was he really for real writing these. a fascinating glimpse into his mind if true#i love the one (i think its the 5th one here) where hes talking abt vibrating w excitement before a show like we know. we get it.#im studying him. im literally taking notes and observing#this was a wild era in the sparks career that i still cant believe happened#spars#russ#russell mael#sparks#sparks band
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I saw the lack of Rock in skirts reblog and
maybe you should 👁️
you got it🫡 💕
by popular demand: rock wearing a rock
in the jp version he says he mentions he intends his hypothetical book about fashion and stuff for a gyaru audience
and i personally suspect rock also plans to model for every single photo in the book himself since he’s, you know, the ideal man and all
#thank you youhavetofarmatleast for the german lesson. i am in your debt#der rock = the skirt. and it’s a masculine noun#thank you also tomato for the inspiration that caused this to exist to begin with#by pointing out that rock meets all the requirements for a gyaruo#he would have subscription to egg magazine. i think#rock tumbling (sos)#my art#fanart#sos awl#bokumono#hm rock#rock (awl)#featuring cute outfits i saw on pinterest#also some slutcore y2k bimbo elements because rock is kind of all over the place#rock dies of hypothermia trying to be the most fuckable man in the one horse hick town#this is also inspired by my favorite scene in anwl where rock thinks about what it means to be a real man#followed by the most bimbo housewife utterance of all time#need to unpack my wii so i can get screenshots of that scene (it’s a chapter 5 event…)#story of seasons#felt cute might do more later idk idk. my man has one outfit and that is extremely funny but he would also want to be put in every outfit#asks#thank u for causing me to stop being a coward and post it#asks … my one weakness …#gyaruo#gyaru
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Day 26, Holding hands or Vampire AU. What are they looking at?
#SNSmonth23#Sasunaru#Sasuke#Naruto#i dont like vampires i'm more of a furryfcker#so no real vampires#and also i dont like alcohol so Sasuke's drinking tomato juice#yeah he's very clumsy hehe
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I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol
#sculpture#ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything#into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol#items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on#anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom.#fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig.#I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft#WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet#but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm#but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets#at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal..#anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe#The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside#that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue#and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them.#It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell#the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm#I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition#OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting#tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol
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you know what would be fun?
A puzzle game where you're given a bunch of different objects, magazines, books, food labels, et cetera, all with a made up language on them. Then, with just the objects you're given, you have to decipher how to read the conlang your only clues come from the pictures and contents of the items
say for example, the game gives you two cans they're different brands, but two of the words on the front of them match the game lets you open the cans, and inside you find that both are filled with tomato soup ergo, you can conclude that the shared words mean "tomato soup"
then you can take another can, this one only shares one word and is filled with vegetable soup. Therefore, that single word that all three cans share must mean "soup" and by process of elimination the other word means "tomato"
and the idea is you keep doing this with different words till you can fully translate everything
#ideas#game ideas#a few of the beginner objects it might give you could be children's books and flashcards and food items with simple labels#like say there's salt and pepper shakers that are labeled#to make it easier on the player#maybe there's a system that lets you connect one of the made up words with a real word an object or a picture#and if you match them correctly it translates the word on all the in game objects#so like for the tomato soup cans#you could click the shared word on the can label then connect it to the soup in the cans#and after you do that the word will get translated on the label#I guess it would depend on how complex the conlang is#maybe you can select the word and then it'll bring up a tooltip with the translation if you've already discovered it#I say all this as if I actually have the programming knowledge to actually make something like this (I do not)
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Home from work. Time to think about that one AU in my head where Martin runs a tea cafe + has like cozy magic that makes everything taste good and when he's not serving patrons he's setting traps for the black cat that KEEPS EATING HIS VEGETABLES in his little walled in garden behind the cafe and getting away with it! The cat thinks it's sooooo clever but Martin has thumbs! He'll get the bastard eventually! and also the Cat is Jonathan Sims the Archimage (big important) that just decided one day he wanted to no longer deal with people so he cursed himself into a cats form and just. Left his big wizard tower. And now he's nibbling Martin's tomatoes as a stray.
#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#teaholding#the magnus archives au#tma au#cat au#magic au#martin is actually insanely powerful himself coming from the Lukas-Blackwood line but he just wants to serve tea and bake bread and tbh#so real of him#and Jon's just. not a people person#their fight will be legendary and it will be conducted with a TNR cage and multiple chewed tomatoes#and a towel over the top#hehe
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Actually the implications of John also being bisexual are so fucking tasty to me because like. OG John has no support system and no protection against the world except his own perceived strength so he learns to ferret out anything that can possibly be seen as weakness to those around him and that includes any affection or attraction he might feel towards men because nothing screams "stay in your fucking closet" like spending all your time around a fringe subculture of serial killing doomsday preppers in the Midwest during the Reagan era.
By the time he notices Dean starting to look a little too long at boys his age, he's probably convinced himself that whatever he felt (still feels but ignores) was a temporary youthful indiscretion, and of course Dean can't afford those, doesn't get to have those, he's got to be a soldier. He's got to be a better soldier than John, even.
I dunno I've just had enough conversations with family members who are loudly but somehow also mildly homophobic and yet say or do things that make me *eyeballs emoji* not to think this is not only possible but arguably likely.
#supernatural#the winchesters#spn#spnwin#john winchester#shifting my headcanon of john to the type of person who doesn't think of himself as homophobic if he ever things about it at all#and would even probably try to stop a hate crime if he saw one happening right in front of him#(or likes to think he would)#but also views his own queer desire--and thus that of others--with suspicion and contempt#like something frivolous that he simply doesn't have the luxury to pursue as a Real Man in the Real World with Real Responsibilities#and when you live like that especially due to your own choices anything that seems like a luxury you view with a certain level of contempt#so he's like 'heh must be nice to have time for boyfriends' in the most condescending and degrading way imaginable#in the same way he probably treated sam's affinity for academia#in fact i'd argue a lot of what we see from dean with regards to the way he mocks sam for certain things is probably just echoes of john#and what's REALLY crazy-making is the way most of these things dean mocks sam for early on later prove to be things DEAN actually does enjo#dean likes to read and he loves chick flicks and he gets excited about tomatoes and enjoys dressing up nice#dean learned early on that certain things were not acceptable for a Real Man from john bullying him out of doing them#and he does the same to sam#and one of the things he consistently mocks sam for in the beginning is his perceived sexuality#and sure we could just chalk that up to stereotyping but EVEN THEN that jives with the idea that#john simply put his own queer desire in a box labeled 'weaknesses real men don't have' along with idk a love of reading and salads and bein#emotionally vulnerable and sincere with people you love#and then he told Dean 'this is the box of forbidden things'#and dean the ever-dutiful son learned his lesson well
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*eye twitch* *eye twitch* *eye twitch* the more i think about that stupid yaoi boy the more i want to rip my hair out. towa slowdamage save me.. save me towa slowdamage..... towa slowdamage save me...
#🧃 tomato juice#sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry#hes so real sorry#sorry guys..#sorry. sorry. sor#i can be completely normal about him#i swear#slow damage
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snippet of ch6 of my warlord/prince fic
Steve purrs and nuzzles into Bucky’s neck, seeking out his scent gland. Bucky tips his chin up to let him. Post-coital, Steve is drowsy.
“Nap, darling,” Bucky encourages. “I’ll wake you up in about an hour for the games.”
Steve nods and yawns. He snuggles closer to Bucky’s neck, but shivers a little. Bucky grabs a fur blanket and pulls it up, covering them. Steve sighs happily.
“Thank you, Daddy,” he mumbles.
“Of course, sweetheart.”
Steve dozes, content with the scent of his Alpha in his nose. Vaguely, he’s aware of Bucky slipping his cock from him at some point, after his knot released. Steve just presses closer, hands tucked between their bodies.
Then, sometime after Bucky pulled out, Steve wakes to Bucky’s soft, deep voice.
“Time to get up, little one. We have games to attend.”
Steve yawns and nuzzles into Bucky’s scent gland. Bucky kisses the top of his head.
“You’ll enjoy watching,” he promises. “I’ll be in each fight.”
“Won’t get hurt, will you?” Steve asks.
“If I do, it’s the will of the gods.”
Steve scowls at that. He pushes up and catches Bucky in a kiss.
“If you get hurt, I’ll beat you,” he whispers boldly.
Bucky laughs, throwing his head back. Steve takes the opportunity to bite none-too-gently at his scent gland. Bucky laughs again and rolls them over to put Steve on his back, then kisses him soundly.
“Feisty little one, aren’t you?” Bucky purrs. “I swear, darling, I won’t get hurt. It’s bad luck, after all.”
Steve is satisfied by that. Bucky pushes up and pulls him into a sitting position, then lifts him off the bed. He puts Steve back on his feet, then picks up the discarded shift.
“Arms up,” he says.
Steve lifts his arms and Bucky pulls the shift onto him. Bucky then picks up the robe, unbuttons it the rest of the way, and helps him into it. Steve steps back into his slippers and Bucky puts back on his shirt and boots. Bucky guides him into the sitting room, and then out. They return to the first floor, then go through the grand front doors outside.
An arena has been set up in the courtyard. Spectators are already gathered, but the arena is empty. Bucky walks with Steve over to a tent, enters it with him, and they find Thor and Brunhilde waiting, wearing armor.
“How was it?” Brunhilde asks with a grin.
“Oh, he’s a dream,” Bucky answers, swinging his arm over Steve’s shoulders. “Better than anyone I’ve ever fucked, and he has zero experience, even.”
Steve blushes. Thor and Brunhilde laugh.
“It’s the virginity,” Steve mutters under his breath.
Bucky, Thor, and Brunhilde still hear him and they all laugh again. Bucky yanks Steve against his side and kisses his braids.
Natasha then enters, her face painted with red warpaint and wearing armor, but no sleeves. Her armor is also decorated with teeth, but no human bones.
“Looking forward to trying to cut you,” she says to Bucky. “But I’ve heard even demi-gods don’t bleed.”
“We don’t,” Bucky says with a feral grin.
Natasha snorts. Bucky crosses to a trunk and opens it, then, strangely, rips his shirt off. He dons the same sort of armor as the day before though without his shirt, and with a different vest that has less coverage; straps connecting metal-reinforced leather over heart, belly, and low back but exposing skin elsewhear. Steve is once again disconcerted by the jawbones that look very human. Bucky paints his face with black stripes and ties back his hair with a leather cord. He then reaches out for Steve and Steve immediately goes to him. Bucky grabs him by the waist and kisses him thoroughly. Steve forgets anyone else is in the tent and he whimpers, standing on his toes to press his clothed prick against Bucky’s tasset.
“He really is easy,” Natasha quips.
Steve jerks back and blushes, but Bucky laughs. He steps back and picks up a massive sword, made of black metal and sheathed in leather decorated with more animal teeth or claws, and gold. He straps it to his back, then picks up a helm made out of iron and a large, vicious looking skull, which he puts on. His eyes show through the empty sockets of the skull and the upper jaw frames his cheekbones. Bucky pauses, grabs Steve by the jaw, and roughly wipes his mouth with his thumb. It comes away black. Steve touches his lips.
“Good enough,” Bucky says. “Let’s go.”
They all exit the tent. The spectators see Bucky and cheer. Bucky raises a fist in triumph to them, then guides Steve to where his parents are standing, looking sour again.
“Spend a little quality time with your son,” Bucky says. “But not too much. I don’t want him distracted from the ring.”
Neither Sarah nor Joseph say anything. Bucky catches Steve’s waist and kisses him sharply but briefly, leaving more black on his mouth. He then turns and strides up to the arena, hopping the fence marking it. The spectators cheer louder. Bucky throws up both fists and circles the arena predatorily. He stops in the center, then throws his head back and howls like a wolf. The spectators fall silent.
“Let any who wish to challenge me cross the fence!” Bucky shouts. “By our laws, it is tradition I be put to the test before my mate before I wed him! Make it a good one, folks!”
The cheering starts up again. Immediately, Natasha jumps into the ring, drawing two short swords.
Bucky draws his greatsword, then the two begin to circle each other. The cheering doesn’t stop. Natasha and Bucky seem to be exchanging words, but they are not audible.
Suddenly, Joseph grabs Steve by the arm and hauls him close. Steve yelps and is startled, but Joseph slaps a hand over his mouth.
“Silence!” he hisses in Steve’s ear. “There is one thing left you are good for –”
He shoves a sheathed scian at Steve. Steve fumbles with it.
“Hide it,” Joseph growls in a command.
Steve finds himself obeying. He shoves it into his stockings and straightens up.
“Tonight,” Joseph continues to command, “you will rid us of this pagan usurper. Slit his throat and we will absolve your sins.”
Steve gasps.
“Silence!” Joseph commands. “You will not speak of this. You will do your duty by your people. When Barnes is dead, we can drive out his armies.”
Steve is distracted by Natasha charging on Bucky. Their swords collide and it rings in the air.
“Do I make myself clear?” Joseph demands.
Steve just nods. He doesn’t know what to do.
Abruptly, he hears Bucky laughing. Natasha ducks under his sword and slashes at his legs, but Bucky jumps out of the way. Steve finds himself shaking. Joseph shoves him away again. Steve glances at Sarah, but she won’t look at him.
“But…” Steve whispers. “Isn’t – isn’t murder a sin?”
“You are already a sinner!” Joseph snarls. “You may find forgiveness after you do this. I will bite you so you do not suffer bondsickness. Then you will be sent away. Your mother will have another child.”
Steve looks at his mother again. She makes no expression. She’d only ever had one litter because it had nearly killed her and out of the the three pups she’d born, two were stillborn. He knows she’s refused to have another litter every time Joseph asked her to, which only worked because their personal physician recommended she didn’t try another litter. He can’t believe she’s caved to this.
“Speak no more,” Joseph demands. “Watch your… your Alpha,” he spits out.
Steve turns, shuffling. Bucky brings his sword down on Natasha and she catches it with both of hers, forming an X. Bucky then kicks her between the legs, but she darts back. Bucky charges on her and she ducks, circling around so Bucky puts his back to Steve. Steve, even from a distance, can see sweat dripping between Bucky’s bare shoulder blades. The two cross blades once more, then Bucky throws Natasha off and she stumbles. Bucky swings his sword and the tip catches her on the cheek. Blood immediately forms along the cut. She draws back, at once sheathing her swords.
The crowd cheers tenfold.
“FIRST BLOOD HAS BEEN DRAWN!” Bucky calls above the din, raising his fist to the air.
Natasha exits the ring. She’s followed by Brunhilde.
Steve shakes the rest of the morning. Bucky fights Thor, then Loki in trousers instead of his – their dress, then Rhodey, then even Wanda, and after her, a handful of warriors Steve doesn’t know the names of. Bucky wins each and every match, though Steve can tell his opponents are truly attempting to draw blood with how viciously they attack. The dagger under his robes is a heavy weight. Steve doesn’t know what to do.
The sun is high in the sky as Bucky jumps the fence again. He walks in a straight line to Steve and, still upset by the scian in his stocking, he lifts his hands for comfort. Bucky takes him by the waist, then lifts him and tucks him against his chest.
“To lunch,” Bucky says, a bit out of breath. “I’ve worked up an appetite.”
Steve nods. Bucky begins to walk again and Joseph and Sarah fall into step behind him. The captains including Domino and chiefs and their partners then follow, and after them, the crowd of spectators. Servants open the front doors and Bucky strides through them. They go to the great hall and many people are already waiting. Bucky walks up to the high table, crosses behind it, then takes the center seat. Joseph sits at his left and Sarah beside him. There are nine seats, and beside Sarah sit Bruce and a woman Steve doesn’t know. On Bucky’s right, Natasha sits with Clint in her lap and Wanda, Darcy, and Jane at their right. Bucky pulls Steve across his lap and waves a hand. Servants stride up with food, then they serve it, holding each dish and putting food on their plates before going to the right to serve the next plate.
Bucky puts his hand on Steve’s leg and it lands on the knife.
“What’s this?” Bucky says, flipping Steve’s robe up. “Now, I didn’t give this to you, pet, where did you get it?”
Steve sucks in a breath. Joseph is staring straight ahead. Joseph had commanded him to tell no one, so he cannot speak. But Bucky’s word is his law. He feels compelled to answer.
#a scian is a single sided dagger worn by nobility in Celtic cultures#i'm playing fast and loose with history here#i decided to give them tomatos and potatoes so it has to be past the late 15th century so europeans didn't think they were poison etc#anyway the real tags#stucky#captain america#winter soldier#bucky barnes#james buchanan barnes#steve rogers#steven grant rogers#marvel#mcu#pre serum steve#alpha/beta/omega dynamics#a/b/o#post serum bucky#shrinkyclinks#behold the large round iron firm gut of warlord king james b barnes#if you rub his belly you get good luck#if you try and fail you probably get executed#snippet#moonythejedi394
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Personal head canon: Man is perpetually sunburnt on the island (tomato looking ass mf fr)
I have another Jack drawing in my pocket and a Simon one that I can’t wait to share soon 🤩😻☝️🤓
#art#lord of the flies#lotf#lotf fanart#lotf fandom#lotf jack#fan art#this is so real#imagine looking like a tomato#he can sing a C sharp#I can also sing a C sharp#I can belt a C sharp#I bet he can’t#I love having imaginary beef#with a fictional character#who is twelve years old
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HAPPY BIRTHBARI!!!!!!!
i love floral shorts!!!!! i love like haiwaiian (HOW TF DO U SPELL THIS) shirt flower floral tho. Not like meemaw stuff
Red and blue !!!
#what do u think him and alpey are doing to celebrate his birthday#... i probably look so delusional rn bcs alpey hasnt posted anything yet to celebrate it LMAO#idc i am crazy (cringe) but i am free (broke my straight jacket)(<-gay)#also is that a cookie cake???#jaba does seem like the kind of guy who gets a cookie cake instead of a real cake#picky eater jaba who dont like pickles i love u#i dont like the texture of pickles or tomatoes but i appreciate what they do to add moisture to fhe burger#but also they taste slimy and it throws me off#sometimes ill take a few bites that have pickles or tomatoes and then my brain is like. ok. ive had enough of this texture#goodbye pickle#i dont think ive ever had a full on proper pickle tho
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