#TOJI IS SO SILLY the outfit is so sexy oh my Gawd
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ok im back and so ready to read fr and here's my reaction in memes :
edit. i broke tumblr tags bc it got too long and tumblr deleted my extra tags T_T i loved this so much i love the dynamics n everything it was sooo cute EUHEUHEUGUJN im gonna be rereading this . this was like a bajillion ounces of love and sillies and softness in a fic
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toji fushiguro & gn reader · farmers market · domestic fluff · hubby!toji · step-son!megumi · suggestive (his tiddies are out) · family bonding · crack fic
toji barely dressed appropriately when the time called for it. you never knew if this was something he did intentionally or if it was out of pure laziness, but when your three year old step-son picked up on his unusual habits of wearing flip flops out in minus ten degree weather, that was when he changed.
for the better, you weren't sure. his fashion style was still questionable, nonetheless, but megumi started copying him.
"eh hehe, loo'! papa 'nd i- matchin'!"
megumi is starting to acknowledge his fathers accent more and more as the months grew by. it was practically part of his vocabulary by now, and at one point, you had to tell your husband off for swearing so much around him.
when megumi glances up at you, there's something similar to delight in his eyes as he holds his balled fists up in the air to cheer. he quickly notices you are also dressed for the occasion and all the toddler can do is stare.
"p-pwetty..." is what he manages to come out with.
you give him a warm smile that conveys a simple 'thank you', but that fades when you look over at toji who walks into the room.
silence ensues rapidly. you couldn't believe your eyes.
"seriously, toji?"
"wha'? ya don't like the fit?"
you think its quite ridiculous how toji is trying to flirt in front of his three year old son right now, flexing the muscles on his biceps and swaying his hips that enhance the large silvery buckle on his belt.
megumi's head goes back and forth between you and him as you cover your face with your fingertips. your forehead twitches into a frown.
megumi demanded to dress up to the upcoming farmers market. it was a common occurrence that the three of you went into the city every month, but this time they were also holding a cowboy festival.
toji stood before you, confused. he wore black denim jeans underneath his creamy-coloured chaps with boots that had large spurs on the heels. moving up, he wore an open leather coat.
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did you forget to mention that that was it? that was all he was wearing.
oh, and of course, a cowboy hat with a red bandanna tied loosely around his neck to top it off.
"you couldn't of...put something underneath that, toji? what is wrong with you?"
"what do ya mean?" he gives you a quick and subtle wink.
you point directly at his exposed chest. "this"
it took a lot of convincing yourself to tear your eyes away from his hairy chest and happy trail, but you were in the presence of your step-son. his son.
toji never dressed appropriately when the time called for it...
"megs seems to approve of it."
but when the toddler heard the mention of his name, he frowns and speaks up articulating a sassy tone.
"nuh uh, papa say he want to impress you with his pepperoni."
the heat in your cheeks makes its way to your chest and you burst out laughing after further silence. toji's mouth twitches and turns slightly downward, a bright hue of red saturating the apples of his cheeks as he hears your laugh resonate through the room.
"ah... bean, ya ain't gotta expose papa like that...?" he rubs the back of his neck, looking away from you, almost confounded.
you weren't impressed, but maybe you were... well, by how bold and utterly ridiculous he was. you wish he took something serious for once.
"so what? ya gonna let me go out like this?"
"hell no. put some clothes on, tart."
"wha is a t-tart?"
megumi peaks up and your body twitches in reaction. the same hand as before comes up to your face, sighing loudly this time. toji breaks out into a laughter. megumi then proceeds to attach himself to your leg like a leech.
"have some dignity here, for your son, please, toji. unless you want him blurting out about how massive your 'pepperoni' is at school."
toji's laugh fades as quickly as it comes. he stutters, a little flustered, before mumbling something underneath his breath. he tristfully walks out of the room again.
when you watch him leave, he pulls a wedgie from his jeans and all you can do is snicker while shaking your head.
you crouch down to little megumi's level. "what are you most excited for megs?"
"hmmm hmmmmmm" he taps his chin adjusting his cowboy hat. toji listens to your voices fade into the background until he closes the door to your shared room.
"are my nips really that big?"
he proceeds to take his coat off, standing in front of your body length mirror, a deadpan expression forming on his face. he unconsciously runs his tongue over the scar on his lip.
the mirror was large, but even then, it still couldn't fit his whole frame into the reflection. it's not like he needed to see his own face anyways when he was checking himself out in the mirror.
toji sighs, turning his body a fractional amount to flex the muscles on his back.
"should i stop working out chest? i thought they liked tha"
#IM SO FINE IM SO OKAY ABOUT THIS ;;;;#im living for all the soft dad toji content ur giving us i NEEEEEEED#i loved this in its entirety :( this was so adorable#the way he stops his bad (? lulullul) habits cuz megs is picking up on it#i rmb sending u the fuck.. fuck! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´- thingie the other day this reminded me sm of it#hehehehhehehheheh ADORABLE#and the way megs accent changes to match toji's i am in TEARS !!!!!!! HE LOVES HIS DAD#gege let them be happy challenge failed like always thankfully ur here to rectify#megumi is sooo cute what the SHIT !!!!!!!!! the little fists the gaping mouth as hes staring at reader#oh he knows fosureeeeeeeee smirkface#TOJI IS SO SILLY the outfit is so sexy oh my Gawd#the way he's literally wearing nothing but just a coat and pants is crazy dawg in front of your child + THE ENTIRE MARKET IM IN TEARSJHAJHA#PAPA SAY HE WANT TO IMPRESS YOU WITH HIS PEPPERONI IM DONE FOR IM DONE IM GONE#i can just imagine a little toddler saying that thats FRIGGIN ADORABLE !!!!!! exposing his papa like that#and toji's nickname for megs T_T i know u used it in the other one but i'll never get over bean and kiddo#hes so silly i love him + the way u write him#he just wants to impress the reader but he . . . . is truly just a dummie#or as megs would say. dumdum (clutches hand to chest and starts bawling)#WHAT IS A TART IM CRYGIAJAHEHJAEHJAE HES SO CUTE WHAT THE SHIT#hes truly just a baby . . a tiny little one . . innocent little bean . . .#' unless u want ur son blurting ab ur pepperoni ' HELPEAJHEJEHHJEHJE PLS#he'd say it for show and tell ' my papa has a big pepperoni that he impresses moddy with ! ' HELEPAEAHJEJ#the wedgie im gonna piss myselgg HES SO STUPID I LOVE HIM#but i also also looveeee megs n reader's dynamic :( they are so cute tgt the perfect duo#imagine them just being all sassy to toji together? same face and everything#eeeeeeeeeeeeek thats adorable i love children :(#ARE MY NIPS REALLY THAT BIG LMFAOAJAJHAHAHJAEJHAJHEEE PLS#yes. gigantic ones . titanic even . little mountaincaps#HES SOOO CUTE !!! maybe when he grows up he'd be that teen that gets icked out by loveydovey parents#toji n reader are so cute tgt :") i love the way u write them
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