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bobbinfire · 3 months ago
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Transformers One - Animation Student Analysis
(Aka why TFHypeGuy is right and you need to make this a #TFWeekend)
Disclaimer: This is a Review by an animation student based on the first viewing alone. I will not be giving the same quality of analysis of a film like a seasoned animation professional. However, I still have tons of knowledge by the years I have spent personally studying animated films and the new information learned through my academics. If you are still here, with that out of the way let’s begin.
(As requested by @serotoninisheldinkiwis)
((Spoilers below- quick non spoiler version here))
Transformers one is the peak example of what a brand such as the transformers franchise could accomplish when fans and talented artists work together to make a piece of art. The phrase of “could accomplish” is even over written as they “have accomplished” this. Both seasoned and newly furnished transformers fans seem to concur this as a fact.
All animation fans (you could even get the same from any of my fellow animation classmates) agree the Spider-Man Into/Across the Spider-verse movies are the best amongst the vast pool of the animated film medium. Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022) was my favorite animated film, for both story and animation. But when compared to the artistry that is the Spider-verse, I knew that it still couldn’t compare in terms of mastery. No matter how much a film has your love, you are more likely than not to agree with the concept that Spider-verse saga is the best. And I used to agree. That was until the night of Friday September 20, when Transformers One single handily took the scepter of victory and waved it high for the awaiting crowds to see. The controversy I may get from this will probably be immense, but the statement I am willing to scream from the rooftops is that Transformers One has officially surpassed Spider-Verse movies as the top animated film. 
But what actually makes an animated film the “best” when compared to the variety of competitors flooding the market on a bi-monthly basis? What makes this film so better when it could be just the current hyper fixation coded bias of a long time transformers kid who just got handed a shiny new toy to play with and will eventually forget about once the next film releases. Well my friends…and random people of the internet, here is an analysis made by an animation student (me *cough *cough) that breaks down the answer to that question. 
Animation
As with any quality animated film, the animation itself will make or break a film as it is the core part of the film. Transformers One’s animation was handled by the company Industrial Lights and Magic. While not a large competitor in terms of feature film animation, they have produced films that have pushed past known boundaries of both animation and story as seen in their few animated feature films: Rango (2011), Strange Magic (2015), and Ultraman Rising (2024). Their work in the industry is primarily known in reference to their special effects work with Jurassic Park (1993) and Star Wars (1977). ILM’s animation in Transformers One manages to bring to life a world many have tried to do before, but not as elegantly or dare I say brilliant as this. The animation itself seems to stay on a constant frame rate, the beauty of special movements or actions being more defined by hard cuts or continuously moving shots. Each movement has purpose even ones that seem more throw away because it adds to the personality of the characters/environment. Specialty/new techniques are not as important for this film, which is perfectly okay considering they managed to hit each one of the 12 principles of animation when it counted most. An animation coming from a special effects studio in general is very good because they tend to pay major attention to any animation related to special effects, even if it’s just for a cartoon. Details can range from giant Quintesson ship slowly descending to the tiny sparks cause from a hit to a metal face. The animation in general is smooth as well as robotic only when it needs to be.
Environments
There have been a variety of environments in both animated and live action films that have help suck the audience into the story. When an animated pulls it off successfully it is even more noteworthy worthy. However, one must note the limited use of environments when it comes to how much we see past the establishing shots. Most times the best of environmental shots are primarily used to help set up a location or scene, then the rest of that is limited to a small corner (more often than not for budgetary reasons). Transformers One leans into the almost constant use of environments, not only for location, but for story as well. There is a variety of scenes that are carried through meticulously crafted sets and allow for you to not only finally get to know the world of Cybertron, but we travel through the environments almost fully as we progress the story alongside the characters. Minor details play a large role in the environment. Between the polished textures, the detailed individual blades of alien vegetation, the different background characters, and the hidden easter eggs within the framework of the designs themselves allow for a new thing for you eyes to feast upon with each viewing.
Textures
The use of textures in both environment and character design is on another level when compared to other 3D animated films. Speaking from experience the process of applying basic textures to a 3D model already requires hours of hard work, dedication, and patience that you will be very low on by the end of the whole ordeal. So when you analyze the detail and complexity of the work the team at ILM brought to the table it is truly extraordinary, even more so when you realize the time it would take to fight the UV layout and unwrap the mesh of a complicated figure like a cybertronian, especially one that has to transform. If you are confused on my alien language look up basic uv layout and texturing tutorial for maya on YouTube and generate a heart attack for yourself. Good luck sleeping tonight. Transformers one works itself down to the individual grains in the sand, the cracks in the ground, the glitter speckled plating on Elita-One’s head; even the length and deepness of scratches in armor can be measured. The effort put forth creates an effect of feeling you can touch the textures just by looking at them. Of course textures can only go so far without the correct use of the next subject. 
Lighting
When used to its fullest extent lighting not only lights the cast and their environment but it helps extend storytelling capabilities. Things such as mood, emotions, atmosphere, movement and location are brought out through simple artificial particles. The darkness of the mines contrast with the bright fantasy lighting of Iacon, which in its own way contrast the calm natural lighting of the surface. The carefully crafted textures of a surface could not be fully realized without the full use of directed light bouncing off it. During the final sequence of fights the change of D-16 to Megatron is not only conveyed through the change in the lighted color of his eyes but the waves of light flowing from them as he battles his way through opponents. The trail of light allows our eyes to not only follow Megaton’s movements but his descent into his dark path, with his blood red rage clouding his vision and being all that he can see.
And finally the most important point to cover with any animated film besides animation:
Story
Recently Dreamworks employee Rick  Rickdel gave a lecture on my campus. Out of all he talked about one of my major takeaways was when he said: “a story only connects with the felt needs of your audience”. Transformers fans have been wanting a movie like Transformers One for a long time. Even the smallest fans wanted to know what happens between Optimus and Megatron. And that’s the true beauty of this movie. We already know basically what happened between them, we know the overall story. Going into the theater we already knew how it was going to officially end and based on the lore we knew how it was going to start even. So the most important thing for Transformers One was how they connected the two and carried out the main part of the story. And what they did not only managed to meet expectations, but surprised us multiple points along the way. Voice actors poured their souls into these characters, leaving behind their celebrity personalities and bringing the characters to life. Each character themselves that had a relatively good chunk of screen time had a role in the story and were not just throw away side characters. With each one it’s set up for an almost domino like effect for the plot. Bee is not just a goofy side character, he assists in the journey, helps them get to new locations, and even provides relief from the typical dark undertones. Darkwing is a side character that ends through one quick mean spirited action kicks off the rising action at break neck speed. The quintessions show briefly, but provide enough of a threat without overstepping the plot’s boundaries that it is okay they are not there for long, but there may be a chance they can come again. Sentinel is at first glance a stereotypical egocentric villain, but take away his power and status and he will crumble in your hands (quite literally). He is not designed to be redeemable, but he is also not evil just for the sake of being evil. He has goals, he has factors that push him to evil things, but he very clearly has gone far enough that he no longer cares. His overall actions that are not super specifically targeted end up affecting what were originally minor threats to the point it results in his demise. And because of how his character was designed we rejoice even if actual justice wasn’t delivered. For a film have good storytelling it needs to have two factors: the story (the lore and information the audience receives in order to understand the film’s world) and plot (the events that play out in the films timeframe). The movie uses both of these to their proper extent allowing people like my friend was never watched any Transformers media before to watch it with understanding and enjoy it. It plays out what we expect of transformers media while taking on its own persona. What I find most enjoyable about the movies plot is the fact it is similar to a slow burn romance, but in reverse. We take this strongly built brotherly bond that can be shaken, yet once the match gets struck we can do nothing but watch as all these ties melt to heartache before our very eyes. And the audience’s vision eats it up without blinking once. We watch as D-16 goes to catch Orion, only to slowly realize he can’t undo what he’s done to the point of of diluting his mind to making it Orion’s’ on fault. We watch orions spark break through the emotions in his eyes as he begs D-16 not to…but it’s not about not dropping him, it’s about not becoming what he has watched him slowly come into to the point a flip is switch and D-16 is gone. @sephirose explained the summary of this movie best:
“D-16 reached out and caught Orion.
Megatron dropped him.
Orion Pax held onto D-16.
Optimus Prime let him go.”
Even the soundtrack tells a story. “The Fall” it only plays an emotional heartstrings of former Transformers Prime fans, but encapsulates “the actual physical fall of Orion and the metaphorical one of D-16 as he kills Sentinel” (@firebunnylover). Even if the end of the film is just a quick hit of Megatron being banished and forming the Deceptioncons while Orion ascends and becomes robot Jesus, it is what we were expecting. 
And that is the culmination of these factors. It manages to astound and amaze, but in the end it was a Transformers movie meant to be satisfactory. It is satisfying to the transformers soul, and in turn we should do our part like TFOneGuy says and give it the appreciation it deserves.
Anyways, sorry this took so long (I say to the single person who asked for this) to get out but in order to be able to give an in-depth animation student analysis I have to do well in my animation classes.
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ao3feed-superbat · 3 months ago
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Poolverine Kinktober 2024 (Plus Specials)
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/NMqiFXW by Viyella_Mozzarella Introduction: This is my list for Kinktober 2024. I made this list myself, but feel free to use whatever prompts you’d like. Fandoms/Ships I write for: DeadPool Movie-verse mainly | Deadclaws (Poolverine) | DC Universe | SuperBats | SpideyPool | Rules: No age play | Scat | P1ss Play | Non-con or R@pe | extreme cock and balls torture. | Foot Fetish | Underage. (This goes specifically for Spideypool. Peter will always be 21+ in my fics | Genes (Inculding by not limited to) : Fluff | Smut (obv) | Angst | Hurt/Comfort | Hurt no Comfort | Fic-lect (Under one thousand words | Sometimes OOC | Plus some more. ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ First Fic Will be Up On Oct. 1st. Please Stand By. Words: 11, Chapters: 1/31, Language: English Series: Part 6 of ✨Deadpool and Wolverine✨ Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, DCU, MC2 (Marvel) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Spider-man (Andrew Garfield ver), Blind Al (Deadpool), Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies), Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: kinktober 2024, Fluff and Smut, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Breast Fucking, Hate Sex, Sex Toys, Breeding, Knife Kink, Blow Jobs, Omegaverse, Power Play, Power Bottom, Service Top, Crossdressing, Bondage, Scent Kink, Phone Sex, Other Additional Tags to Be Added read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/NMqiFXW
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 3 months ago
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Poolverine Kinktober 2024 (Plus Specials)
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6Ul1nME by Viyella_Mozzarella Introduction: This is my list for Kinktober 2024. I made this list myself, but feel free to use whatever prompts you’d like. Fandoms/Ships I write for: DeadPool Movie-verse mainly | Deadclaws (Poolverine) | DC Universe | SuperBats | SpideyPool | Rules: No age play | Scat | P1ss Play | Non-con or R@pe | extreme cock and balls torture. | Foot Fetish | Underage. (This goes specifically for Spideypool. Peter will always be 21+ in my fics | Genes (Inculding by not limited to) : Fluff | Smut (obv) | Angst | Hurt/Comfort | Hurt no Comfort | Fic-lect (Under one thousand words | Sometimes OOC | Plus some more. ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ First Fic Will be Up On Oct. 1st. Please Stand By. Words: 11, Chapters: 1/31, Language: English Series: Part 6 of ✨Deadpool and Wolverine✨ Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, DCU, MC2 (Marvel) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Spider-man (Andrew Garfield ver), Blind Al (Deadpool), Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies), Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: kinktober 2024, Fluff and Smut, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Breast Fucking, Hate Sex, Sex Toys, Breeding, Knife Kink, Blow Jobs, Omegaverse, Power Play, Power Bottom, Service Top, Crossdressing, Bondage, Scent Kink, Phone Sex, Other Additional Tags to Be Added read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6Ul1nME
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321spongebolt · 2 years ago
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"What if Spyro the Dragon was adapted into a movie?". Well, we technically did get a "Spyro" TV series through "Skylanders", so this will be about if Spyro had a theatrical film.
For starters, if Universal, Illumination, and DreamWorks can make Nintendo’s “Super Mario Bros.” into a hit movie like with “The Super Mario Bros. Movie”, then I don’t see why they can’t do the same for Toys for Bob and Activision (the current owners of “Crash Bandicoot” and “Spyro”).
PRODUCTION COMPANIES
Illumination
DreamWorks Animation
Activision Blizzard Studios
Toys for Bob
DISTRIBUTOR
Universal Pictures
RATING
Obviously, PG, moving on.
ANIMATION
The film's computer animation would be done by the same animators who worked on the "Spyro Reignited Trilogy", including the sequels to this "Spyro" movie.
OPTIONS FOR STORY DIRECTIONS
On one hand, you could have the movie franchise be based on their respective games. You know, the first movie’s villain having Gnasty Gnorc, the second movie having Ripto, and the third film having The Sorceress.
On the other hand, you can do what “Sonic the Hedgehog” and “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” did by telling an original story that is still faithful to the games, with easter eggs and references thrown in between.
CASTING CHOICES
I personally think Tom Holland would be a great Spyro. His performance as Spider-Man in the MCU, as well as voice roles like Ian Lightfoot ("Onward") and Walter Beckett ("Spies in Disguise") prove that he could tackle that kind of a role.
On the villain side of things, I would pick someone like Liev Schreiber as the voice of Gnasty Gnorc, given his villainous performances as The Storm King ("My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: The Movie") and the animated MCU version of Kingpin ("Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse")
MUSIC
I personally would want Stewart Copeland of The Police to compose all the musical score in the movie, even going as far as reviving the musical arrangements he made 25 years ago. Or if he's not available, Stephan Vankov can do the job in his place, just like in the "Spyro Reignited Trilogy".
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ao3feed-moonknight · 2 months ago
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In The Night
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/qT7MY5p by bigbadripley What if... mortal consequences didn't apply to the Sandbattle of Hell's Kitchen? What if Simone had not been arrested and was allowed to go home? What if she got one last chance to spend some quality time with Miguel? This is the alternate ending to "Normal People" the third and final work (of this universe) in my series "Sin Miedo (del Amor y Otros Demonios)" so you're welcome to read this as it is, there's just a lot of missing context. Words: 5312, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 5 of Sin Miedo (del Amor y Otros Demonios) Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Moon Knight (TV 2022), Moon Knight (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Multi Characters: Marc Spector, Miguel O'Hara, Original Female Character(s) of Color Relationships: Marc Spector/Original Female Character(s), Miguel O'Hara/Original Female Character(s), Miguel O'Hara/Marc Spector Additional Tags: Alternate Ending, Top Marc Spector, Top Miguel O'Hara, brat tamer, Threesome - F/M/M, Threesome, Polyamory, Established Relationship, Happy Ending, Sex Toys, Oral Sex read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/qT7MY5p
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thestellarsage · 1 year ago
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Best of the highest-rated American animated movies from each media company?
Sorry, Despicable Me doesn’t make the cut.
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esfpsproject · 1 year ago
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3D Animations
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Shrek is a witty and highly unique style of animation and comedy, by walking a fine line between childish and adult humor it has become a cult classic, a long with its uniquely funny animation style and its beautiful scenery and world.
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Toy story 3 is one of the most famous animated movies of all time for good reason it is a funny with an incredible cast of characters, along with its highly unique Pixar style along with the cartoonish animation style on the toys it is beautiful movie with amazing character design.
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Steve Ralph is a very sad story about a test rabbit who works in a lab where he is experimented on the animation brings out the sadness of ralphs life despite his positive attitude while also trying and succeeding to appear as a stop motion this animation is a very sad representation of our real world but also a beautiful one both emotionally and visually.
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The super Mario bros movie is a beautifully animated movie that is based off arguably the most video game character of all time Mario himself, while successfully being animated to look exactly like the games the movie is based on it is truly an incredibly animated movie with constant full background which gives all scenes a breathtaking scenery and feel to it
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Spider man into the spider verse has probably the most unique animation style out of all of the animation movies I've ever seen its attempts to in a style similar to how a comic book is made and Absolutely nails it, It is incredibly well animated being using different frame rates for different characters to express the comic book style with incredible scenery and scenes.
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drew-mga2022mi5016 · 2 years ago
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Research | Food for Thought; A Brief Recap of 3D Animation in Film
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Toy Story is widely known as the first fully CG animated feature film, which set into motion the trend of 3D animated movies as a whole, most of which were spearheaded by PIXAR themselves. PIXAR was originally formed by an offshoot of Lucasfilms, who created Star Wars, to handle all the animated/visual effects in movies. This unintentionally also set the "boundaries" of what good 3D animation could look like. Over time, this style evolved into a sort of uncanny fusion between hyper realistic textures and backgrounds juxtaposed against stylized characters. This would be the trend in modern animation until 2018, when Into The Spider-verse released.
However, to say Into The Spider-verse was the movie that pioneered this new style would be a lie. There were several movies that did it much before this, such as The LEGO Movie. Since then, movies that have been released have differed vastly in style, sans those made by the Mouse and the Lamp (Disney and PIXAR) themselves. Could one consider this evolution in art a movement in and itself? What made Spider-verse the figure head of this type of animation which utilised different frame rates, textures, and 2D FX? Was it to do with the time this film was released? These are things that I'm pondering on as I continue to research this topic.
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ryttu3k · 2 years ago
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100 Strange Chests opened! Here are some statistics:
New familiars: 19%
New apparel: 14%
New other items: 5%
Old familiars: 31%
Old apparel: 25%
Old other items: 6%
Egg drop rate: 7%
Scroll drop rate: 0% 😔 (Although I still have like five from last year, so...)
All items under the cut!
New - Familiars
Afternoon Tea x2
Book Hoard x2
Formal Tea Set x2
Nutcracker x2
Salt and Pepper x5
Snapper Nutcracker x3
Undertide Fidget Toy x3
Total: 19
New - Apparel
Candle Cascade x4
Enchanted Cat Necklace x3
Enchanted Orca Necklace
Enchanted Owl Necklace
Enchanted Raven Necklace x3
Enchanted Stag Necklace x2
Total: 14
New - Other
Primary Gene: Fern x2
Secondary Gene: Paisley
Scene: Witch's Kitchen x2
Total: 5
Eggs/Scrolls
Egg x7
Old - Familiars
Animated Statue
Ball-Jointed Bogsneak
Bouncy Broiler
Brass Knocker
Colubrid Column
Crooked Hatchet
Curious Parasol
Dancing Chalice
Deadly Reflection x2
Decision Maker
Dirge Fiddlefiend
Four-Eyed Phylactery
Glowing Globe
Guest Greeter
Jawlocker
Magic Carpet x2
Manticore's Might
Raucous Runner
Scroll Stealer
Smoldering Sconce
Snarling Mimic x2
Sorcerous Arms
Spidered Seat
Unlikely Alliance
Veilspun Verse
Vigilant Spear
Wooden Marionette x2
Total: 31
Old: Apparel
Basic Book Collection x2
Conjurer's Staff
Golden Starswirl x2
Ghost Flame Cloak
Ghost Flame Headpiece
Haunting Amber Forejewels
Haunting Amber Ghastcrown
Haunting Amber Grasp
Haunting Amber Nightshroud
Jolly Jester's Stockings
Plasmpool Armet
Plasmpool Grimplate
Plasmpool Spikescarf
Plasmpool Tailspine
Sky Crystal x3
Woeful Gambeson
Woeful Gloves
Woeful Hood
Woeful Presence
Woeful Tools
Woeful Vial
Total: 25
Old - Other
Scene: Enchanted Dungeon x4
Vista: Spectral Shroud x2
Total: 6
...uh, if anyone wants any of the old items (aside from the Conjurer’s Staff, Ghost Flame, or Haunting Amber pieces), HMU my username is ryttu3k.
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greenstudies · 4 years ago
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Movie recommendations
This is a list of movies I’ve seen with scores!. Used to be a part of my To Watch list, but it got too long. If you’re looking for films to watch, welcome!:
Before we start... Movies with rating 9/10 and higher are highlighted. Movies I didn’t finish have 0/10
🎦 Action
Kingsman: Golden circle  2/10
Spy who dumped me  6/10
John Wick  9/10
John Wick 2  8/10
John Wick 3  5/10
Blade Runer  0/10
Central intelligence  6/10
The Hitman’s Bodyguard  7/10
Constantine  9/10
Point Break  9/10
Charlie’s Angels  5/10
Speed 5/10
Mad Max: Fury Road 8/10
Murder on the Orient Express 6/10
The Old Guard 6/10
🎦 Animated
The Fox and the Hound  7/10
Kubo and the two strings  8/10
Sing  8/10
Sinbad  7/10
Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse  10/10
Toy Story 4  8/10
How to Train Your Dragon 3  6/10
Whisper of the Heart  7/10
Castle in the sky  6/10
Ponyo  6/10
Arriety  9/10
From Up on a poppy Hill 5/10
Tales From Earthsea 5/10
Raya and the Last Dragon 7/10
Mitchels and the Machines 7/10
Soul 8/10
Only Yesterday 5/10
Klaus 8/10
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🎦 Comedy
Devil wears Prada  5/10
Bad moms  6/10
Clueless  0/10
Ibiza 4/10
Isn’t it romantic  8/10
Crazy Rich Asians  8/10
Dirty 30  couldn’t find it :(
The Perfect Date  5/10
Someone Great  7/10
Unicorn Store  5/10
Tootsie  7/10
Mortdecai  7/10
I Love You Phillip Morris  7/10
Always Be My Maybe  7/10
Knives Out  8/10
9 to 5 7/10
Fried Green Tomatoes 4/10
Love and Monsters 7/10
Bo Burnham: INSIDE 9/10
Little Miss Sunshine 7/10
The Intern 6/10
🎦 Drama
Passengers  6/10
Joy  9/10
Inferno  8/10
Catch me if you can  7/10
Rush  5/10
Leon  7/10
Bohemian Rhapsody  7/10
The Game  8/10
Alpha  3/10
The Breakfast Club  3/10
Burlesque 7/10
The Judge  7/10
The Godfather  5/10
One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest  7/10
To the Bone 8/10
My Own Private Idaho  4/10
Little Women  0/10
1984  6/10
Devil’s Advocate  10/10
Her  5/10
Walk the line 5/10
Lady Bird 4/10
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood  0/10
Mindscape 9/10
Seven  10/10
Unbreakable  7/10
Split  7/10
Glass  4/10
Much Ado About Nothing 5/10
47 Ronin  5/10
Bend It Like Beckham 3/10
Brokeback Mountain  8/10
JoJo Rabbit 10/10
The Colour Purple 4/10
Now and Then 5/10
Marriage Story 7/10
The Master 0/10
The Truman Show 9/10
The Yards 0/10 
Stay 8/10
The Snowman 4/10
Parasite 7/10
I Care a Lot 4/10
Primal Fear 9/10
🎦 Documentary
Minimalism  6/10
What the Health  0/10
The Social Dilemma 8/10
🎦 Horror
Train to Busan  4/10
The Woman in Black  5/10
Bird Box 7/10
Silent hill  0/10
Doctor Sleep  7/10
Jennifer’s Body  3/10
The Quiet Place 6/10
The Witch 2/10
American Psycho 1/10
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street 2/10
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🎦 Thriller
Red Sparrow  0/10 (didn’t even finish it, I’m too pure)
Ocean’s 8  7/10
Bad Times at the El Royale  4/10
A Simple Favour  8/10
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch  9/10
Joker 10/10
Chain Reaction  6/10
Widows  0/10
Prisoners  10/10
Zodiac 8/10
Our Kind of Traitor 6/10
The Girl on the Train 6/10
🎦 Fantasy
The Huntsman: Winter’s War  6/10
Beauty and the Beast (life action)  6/10
Red Riding Hood  5/10
Tomb Rider  2/10
Pete’s Dragon  6/10
Upside Down  2/10
Sleepy Hollow  6/10
The House with a Clock in its Walls  7/10
Fantastic Beasts: Grindenwald’s Crimes  8/10
Mary Popins returns  6/10
Big Fish  6/10
Jack the Giant Slayer  5/10
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey  8/10
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe  7/10
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug  8/10
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring 7/10
Christopher Robin 6/10
Into the Woods 3/10
Beetlejuice 6/10
Robin Hood 3/10
Horns 4/10
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🎦 Sci-fi
Ghostbusters: Answer the Call  7/10
Fahrenheit 451  0/10
Ex Machina  6/10
Looper  8/10
The X Files: I Want To Believe 4/10
The Island  7/10
The Matrix  6/10
The Butterfly Effect  8/10
Star Wars I: Phantom Menace 7/10
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones 7/10
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 7/10
What Happened to Monday 5/10
🎦 Superhero
Ant-Man and Wasp  5/10
Deadpool 2  9/10
Aquaman  8/10
Captain Marvel  8/10
Spiderman: Far from Home  8/10
Iron man 3  7/10
X-Men: Dark Phoenix  7/10
Birds of Prey (And the Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)  8/10
Venom 8/10
Venom: Let There Be Carnage 6/10
🎦 Romance
How to lose a guy in 10 days  6/10
Love Actually  6/10
The Kissing Booth 4/10
The first time  4/10
Pretty Woman  7/10
Dirty Dancing  9/10
The Notebook  5/10
Just Friends  3/10
Moulin Rouge!  8/10
Call Me By Your Name  6/10
The Lake House  5/10
Carol 7/10
Playing by Heart 2/10
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luckywatersao3 · 4 years ago
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Ahhhh I can’t believe I haven’t asked you this but!!! Do you have any fic recommendations (I’ll read any ship honestly and either marvel or hp)? I feel like you most definitely have top tier taste 😋💘✨
“top tier taste” heck yeah 💅
Sorry this took a week to respond to! I kept getting distracted when I was looking through my bookmarks being like "oh wow I forgot about this story" or "why haven't I bookmarked this story?"
Small disclaimer: I only really started using bookmarks in the last year, so a lot of fics that I read before than have fallen through the cracks here, especially in the HP fandom. But here are some that I really like!
Harry Potter
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
The Man Who Lived (253826 words) by sebastianL Chapters: 42/42 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Original Characters - Freeform, Sexual Content, Violence, Slow Burn, First Person, Character Study, Enemies to Friends, Friends to Lovers Summary:Draco breaks a cup, and one thing leads to another. A story of redemption, tattoos, dreams, mistakes, green eyes, long conversations, and copious amounts of coffee.Set in New York twelve years after the war.
The Bucket List (32393 words) by GallaPlacidia Chapters: 17/17 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Pansy Parkinson, Teddy Lupin Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, contrived love curses, terminal illness but in kind of a light hearted way?, Draco Malfoy living his best life, Bucket List, Secret Identities, Sickfic Summary:Draco will die in six months if he can't get Harry Potter to fall in love with him. Since that's not going to happen, he might as well spend his last days working through his Bucket List. Tap-dancing lessons? Rock climbing? Poetry-writing? Threesomes? Cocaine? Getting to know his adorable cousin, Teddy Lupin? Draco will try them all!Feat. Cheerily pessimistic Draco, devoted bitch queen Pansy Parkinson, and a Harry who can't help but notice that something seems DIFFERENT about Draco, these days.Inspired by a lovely piece by khasael called Somebody To Love. Also indebted to You've Got The Antidote For Me by Kandakicksass and IDK My BFF Hermione? by lettered
The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight (35723 words) by Omi_Ohmy Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Gregory Goyle Additional Tags: Board Games, Owls, Potions, Sharing a Bed, Grimmauld Place, HP: EWE, Pining Summary:When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn’t quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it’s a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too.
Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Between the Lines (22816 words) by Dementordelta Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape Summary:Harry discovers a secret in his Potions text and a friend in the Half-Blood Prince.
Final Examination (22807 words) by asecretchord Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Minerva McGonagall Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Snarry-A-Thon Challenge Summary:"Is this some sort of test?""Everything that doesn't kill you is.""Mind you," he added, "surviving doesn't always mean you passed."― Michelle Sagara West
Marvel
Peter Parker/Tony Stark
Stipulations (70043 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Michelle Jones, Pepper Potts, Aunt May, Ned Leeds, Steve Rogers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Nakia (Black Panther), Happy Hogan Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Age Difference, Peter is 18, POV Alternating, Explicit Sexual Content, Power Imbalance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, author has already arranged a ride to church trust me Summary:Peter Parker’s longterm dream recently went from ‘get into MIT’ to ‘afford going to MIT’. As the time approaches, it’s dawning on him that he won’t be able to pay his tuition and afford the move to Cambridge all at once: he’s out of money, his secrets are beginning to pile up, and desperation has started creeping in...And then one night, he saves Tony Stark’s life.
Wouldn't Be The Worst Thing (7729 words) by deltorafray Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel) Additional Tags: Getting Together, First Time, Underage Drinking, (in the US), 20-year-old Peter Parker, Fluff, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Light-Hearted, drama-free, Daddy Kink, Panty Kink, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Riding, Sugar Daddy Tony Stark, Sugar Baby Peter Parker, Graphic Sex Summary:In which Peter somehow finds himself having a sugar daddy in Tony Stark without either of them meaning to, but neither really do anything to stop it. It’s not like anyone else bats an eye either, so it just … happens.
Refraction (16300 words) by chelicerata Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark Additional Tags: Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, But also, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Tony Stark is not Iron Man, (...Yet), Dimension Travel, Multiverse fuckery Summary:In which Tony Stark gets kidnapped (again), meets a real life superhero, and has a long-delayed midlife crisis.
Gift of Choice (11744 words) by tuesday Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark Additional Tags: College Student Peter Parker, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy Tony Stark, College, Explicit Sexual Content, Stealth Crossover, Multiple Orgasms, POV Peter Parker, Lingerie, Sex Toys, Age Difference, Canon-Typical Violence, Sounding, Romance, Flirting, Adult Peter Parker Series: Part 15 of Author's Favorites Summary:Tony Stark had a thing about giving Peter stuff.
Raising Hybrid Puppies (158269 words) by JayPendragon Chapters: 33/33 Fandom: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: May Parker (Spider-Man), Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner, Ned Leeds, Michelle (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Adrian Toomes, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Slow Build, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Age Difference, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Tony Stark vs. The Media, jarvis disapproves, Consensual Underage Sex, Last Week Tonight as plot point, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Eventual Happy Ending, Humor, Angst Series: Part 1 of Hybrid Puppy Verse Summary:When Tony saunters into the coffee shop, he never expected to meet Peter Parker, the incredibly hot barista with a brilliant mind and a passion for engineering only rivaled by Tony’s own. Tony always gets what he wants – which is pushing Peter up against the counter and making sure he forgets his own name.But he can’t.Because Peter’s sixteen.~*~A non-powered Tony/Peter coffee shop AU with billionaire Tony and working-class, teenage Peter. Also, Toomes has a bakery and somehow Last Week Tonight is a genuine plot point.Translations: Korean | Russian | ItalianFANART by plavkivie | COLLAGE by 1r0n5p1d3r
Revelations (126830 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 19/19 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Happy Hogan, May Parker (Spider-Man), James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Power Imbalance, Age Difference, Peter is 18, Found Family, Slow Burn, Explicit Sexual Content, author has already arranged a ride to church trust me Summary:“I still don’t get it,” Ned says. “How you just... keep being ordinary in spite of all the craziness you’ve lived through. You were in space. You helped Iron Man save the universe. And nobody knows it was you.” His tone softens, becomes almost sad. As though he realizes that what he’s saying is so completely alien to him that he will never be able to understand this part of Peter’s life. “Peter, don’t you want people to know you for who you are?”An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan.
Left Hand Free (7836 words) by tuesday Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Aged-Up Peter Parker, Canon-Typical Violence, Explicit Sexual Content, Multiple Orgasms, POV Peter Parker, College Student Peter Parker, Flirting, Romance, Banter, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Civil War Team Iron Man, Adult Peter Parker Summary:Peter and Tony's first meeting is both the same and very, very different. In which Civil War happens when Peter is a college sophomore, and Peter catches Tony on the rebound.—"Are you—are you hitting on me right now?"Tony looked up. "Do you want me to be? Because normally I'd start with how impressive this is—" He gestured with his free hand at where he was stuck to the door. "—but I'm afraid you might take it as encouragement to leave me here."
James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Steve Rogers Versus the Classics (34078 words) by thecommodore_squid Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Lucky (Hawkeye), Rebecca Barnes, Winifred Barnes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Modern Bucky, Bucky is a History Professor, Steve is still Captain America, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Literature, cinema, Steve's Therapists are a Bunch of Dead Authors, Steve is so Uncultured, Steve Has Issues, Bucky has issues, Healing Through Books and Movies, Amputee Bucky Barnes, Angst, Fluff, Happy Ending, Discussion of Past/Minor Character Death, Discussion of Suicidal Idealation, Drunk Steve is in Love With Thor, Clint Ships It, Violence, Injuries are Definitely Inaccurate, Glorified Movie Marathon and Chill Series: Part 2 of A Historical Relic and a History Professor Walk into a Bar- Summary:Steve narrowed his eyes. “I’m beginning to suspect I’ve been set up.”“I would never,” Natasha said, feigning shock.Steve sighed.“God fucking dammit,” he heard someone say and looked up.AKA An AU in which Steve is still Captain America and Bucky is the unfortunate history professor selected to help him understand those references.
Slide To Answer (6326 words) by relenafanel Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Wrong Number AU, Romantic Comedy, Phone Calls & Telephones, Dating, One Night Stands, Steve accidentally calls Bucky for dating advice, Bucky gives good advice, Meet-Cute, Misunderstandings Series: Part 1 of Slide to Answer Summary:"What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.”There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old. Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up.“Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone. “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”
Etc or Multi pairings
Astronomy In Reverse (184785 words) by pansley Chapters: 25/25 Fandom: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Tony Stark Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, T'Challa (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Baron Zemo Additional Tags: Gratuitous Superfamily, Becoming a family, Hydra being a dick, Peter is canonly adorkable, Protective Bucky Barnes, Protective Peter Parker, unfair representation of the foster care system, Fluff, canon amount of angst, amateur (but effective) equine therapy, Civil War Fix-It, bucky is a good dad, Peter is a good kid, Steve is a good boyfriend, Tony is a good friend, and also kind of a sugar daddy, without benefits, Hero Worship, Peter is majorly stanning everybody in this fic and it's cute, world's most adorable basketball Series: Part 1 of Winter!Dad Summary:A year after the Winter Soldier failed his mission in DC, Bucky Barnes is doing his best to stay under the radar from both Hydra and Steve Rogers. His hope for a peaceful day-to-day life in limbo goes awry, however, when he meets Queens’ newest hero; a pure-hearted kid with a death wish and a ridiculous pair of red and blue pajamas.The last thing Steve expects when he finally tracks Bucky down is that, not only has the man been living in Queens all this time, right under his nose, but also that, in the two years since they last saw each other, Bucky somehow acquired a kid.Alternatively: How Peter Parker effectively fucks over Bucky Barnes, and also totally saves him.Dramatic reenactment by fanfictionbookclub on tiktok (WARNING: contains spoilers) LuckyWaters note: This is technically stucky, but it's more of a genfic IMHO
I've Found a New Baby (17756 words) by TellMeNoAgain Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harley Keener/Tony Stark, Harley Keener/Steve Rogers, Harley Keener/Bucky, Peter Parker/Tony Stark, Peter Parker/Steve Rogers, Peter Parker/Bucky, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Tony Stark/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov Characters: Peter Parker, Harley Keener, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Noir, Alternate Universe - Mob, Alternate Universe - 1920s, Period Typical Attitudes, Mob Boss Tony Stark, Mob-Type Violence, Dark Tony, dark bucky, Dark Harley, Dubious Consent, Mental Instability, Mild Kidnapping, Polyamory, Everyone Is Poly Because Avengers Series: Part 1 of Roaring Hot Summary:This is the first story in the "Tony Stark is an insane 1920's Mob Boss and there's sex everywhere" fic that literally no one asked for but that kept me up nights until I wrote it.I'm sorry.But at least we'll be in that handbasket to hell TOGETHER, friends. LuckyWaters note: This is me recommending the entirety of the Roaring Hot series, I just thought it would be excessive to list all 13 parts lol
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sabertoothwalrus · 5 years ago
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the technology of modern 3D animation has improved so much over the years, yet most of the time characters in the newer movies look really doughy and weightless. I find myself preferring the way older movies look to the newer ones of the same franchise, even though they’re better made in every technical aspect. For example, I find Toy Story 2 more visually appealing than 3 & 4, or Incredibles over Incredibles 2. 
Think about Robots, Surf’s Up, Ice Age, or Madagascar. They’re all very stylized, but they still feel grounded. It might be partially because those movies don’t focus on human characters, and the doughiness is often more obvious on human characters. But movies have rendered human characters nicely before.
Like, compare How to Train Your Dragon (2010) to How to Train Your Dragon 3 (2019):
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It’s really hard to explain?? Like,,, it’s lacking something. The new one seems so soft and smooth and clean and perfect. All the hard edges are gone and texture less gritty. They seem floaty and ungrounded, like they’d blow away in the wind. And then look at the first one again:
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The only example I can think of of a recent 3D animated film with human characters that doesn’t have the weightless doughiness is Into the Spider-Verse (which I think was achieved with a combination of crisp edges, matte surfaces, and a stylized frame rate). I kinda wish animation studios would experiment more with this.
this post didn’t really have a point I just wanted to vent
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 3 months ago
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Poolverine Kinktober 2024 (Plus Specials)
by Viyella_Mozzarella Introduction: This is my list for Kinktober 2024. I made this list myself, but feel free to use whatever prompts you’d like. Fandoms/Ships I write for: DeadPool Movie-verse mainly | Deadclaws (Poolverine) | DC Universe | SuperBats | SpideyPool | Rules: No age play | Scat | P1ss Play | Non-con or R@pe | extreme cock and balls torture. | Foot Fetish | Underage. (This goes specifically for Spideypool. Peter will always be 21+ in my fics | Genes (Inculding by not limited to) : Fluff | Smut (obv) | Angst | Hurt/Comfort | Hurt no Comfort | Fic-lect (Under one thousand words | Sometimes OOC | Plus some more. ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ First Fic Will be Up On Oct. 1st. Please Stand By. Words: 11, Chapters: 1/31, Language: English Series: Part 6 of ✨Deadpool and Wolverine✨ Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, DCU, MC2 (Marvel) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Spider-man (Andrew Garfield ver), Blind Al (Deadpool), Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies), Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: kinktober 2024, Fluff and Smut, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Breast Fucking, Hate Sex, Sex Toys, Breeding, Knife Kink, Blow Jobs, Omegaverse, Power Play, Power Bottom, Service Top, Crossdressing, Bondage, Scent Kink, Phone Sex, Other Additional Tags to Be Added via https://ift.tt/6Ul1nME
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darkmasterofcupcakes · 4 years ago
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A big project that I’m going to do is ranking/rating all of the movies I currently own...which considering how many movies that is, is quite the task. It will take a while, because I need to watch/rewatch all of them, but I am determined to eventually do it. 
For reference, these are all the movies I have to watch:
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballah
Hetalia: Paint It White
My Hero Academia: Two Heroes
Howl’s Moving Castle
Princess Monoke
Spirited Away
The Secret World of Arietty
Ponyo
My Neighbor Totoro
Kiki’s Delivery Service 
Castle in the Sky
The Cat Returns
Summer Wars
Wolf Children
The Boy and the Beast
Mirai
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)
WALL-E
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Toy Story 4
Inside Out
Incredibles
Incredible 2
Coco
Brave
The Good Dinosaur
Monsters University 
Monsters, Inc.
Ratatouille
Finding Nemo
Finding Dory
A Bug’s Life
Pooh’s Grand Adventure
Piglet’s Big Movie
Doctor Strange
Peter Pan (Animated)
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya
The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride
Mary and Max
Pocahontas
Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World
Maleficent
Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo
Sleeping Beauty
Shazam!
Hocus Pocus
Saving Mr. Banks
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Song of the Sea
The Breadwinner
The Jungle Book (Animated)
Robin Hood
The Aristocats
Christopher Robin
Pinocchio
Snow White
Into the Spider-Verse
Deadpool
Deadpool 2
Scott Pilgram vs The World
Tangled
Meet the Robinsons
Frozen
Wreck It Ralph
Lilo and Stitch
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
Big Hero 6
Mulan
Mulan 2
Tarzan
The Little Mermaid
Treasure Planet
Oliver and Company
Bambi
Bambi 2
Brother Bear
Dumbo
Beauty and the Beast (Animated)
101 Dalmatians
Aladdin
Cinderella (1950)
Lady and the Tramp
The Lion King (1994)
The Princess and the Frog
Emperor’s New Groove
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
The Tigger Movie
Zootopia
Moana
The Muppet Movie
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Muppets
Muppets Most Wanted
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Enchanted
Beauty and the Beast (Live Action)
The Jungle Book (2016)
Cinderella (2015)
Into the Woods
Pete’s Dragon (2016)
How to Train Your Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon 2
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Rise of the Guardians
Logan
Iron Man
Captain America: The First Avenger
Thor
The Avengers
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Thor: The Dark World
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Captain America: Civil War
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 
Thor Ragnarok
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Black Panther
Captain Marvel
Avengers: Infinity War
Avengers: Endgame
The Glass Castle
Over the Hedge
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman 1984
Coraline
ParaNorman
The Boxtrolls
Kubo and the Two Strings
Missing Link
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Prince of Egypt
The Croods
The Croods: A New Age
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
The Boss Baby
Mr. Peabody and Sherman
Megamind
The Iron Giant
The Day of the Doctor
A Monster Calls
Paddington
Paddington 2
Peter Pan (2003)
The Karate Kid (2010)
The Spiderwick Chronicles
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
Hugo
Love, Simon
Star Trek 2009
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Beyond
Nanny McPhee
Nanny McPhee Returns
Goodbye Christopher Robin
Room
Now You See Me
Now You See Me 2
The Peanuts Movie
Storks
The Lego Movie
The Lego Batman Movie
The Lego Ninjago Movie
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
The Princess Bride
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Where the Wild Things Are
The Sixth Sense
Once Upon a Forest
Annie (2015)
Steven Universe: The Movie
Saban’s Power Rangers
Soul
Arthur Christmas
Pitch Perfect
Pitch Perfect 2
Elf
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Halloweentown
Halloweentown 2: Kalabar’s Revenge
Home Alone
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Double Double Toil and Trouble
Murder on the Orient Express
A Quiet Place’
X-Men
X2: X-Men Unite
X-Men The Last Stand
X-Men First Class
X-Men: Days of Future Past
X-Men Apocalypse
Anastasia
Pokemon: The First Movie
Pokemon the Movie 2000
Pokemon 3: The Movie
Pokemon 4-Ever
Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys
Wakko’s Wish
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
War for the Planet of the Apes
Princess Diaries
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Ant-Man and the Wasp
The Wind Rises
Venom
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
A Dog’s Purpose
A Dog’s Way Home
A Dog’s Journey
101 Dalmatians 2: Patch’s London Adventure
Jumanji
Hotel Transylvania 2
Hotel Transylvania 3
Lion King 1 1/2
My Life as a Zucchini 
Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas
Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas
The Little Prince
The Rescuers
The Rescuers Down Under
Cinderella 2: Dreams Comes True
Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time
Kronk’s New Groove
Frozen 2
Joker
The Lion King (2019)
The Little Prince
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
The Great Mouse Detective
Babe 
The Life and Adventures of Santa Clause
Balto
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
Jetsons: The Movie
We Bare Bears: The Movie
Mean Girls
Clueless
She’s The Man
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
The Greatest Showman
Chicken Run
Scooby-Doo
Scooby-Doo: Monsters Unleashed
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstine
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
The Persuit of Happyness
Indian in the Cupboard
Hook
Alice in Wonderland (Disney Animated)
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Arrival
The Ultimate Warrior Jiang Ziya
The Legend of Hei, Protector of Spirits
Ne Zha
Aquaman
The Road to El Dorado
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension
Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel
Phineas and Ferb Star Wars
Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins Returns
The House with a Clock in It’s Walls
Inception
Les Miserables (2012)
Forrest Gump
Night at the Museum
Spaceballs
The Blind Side
Scoob!
Knives Out
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King
Jumanji: The Next Level
Ice Age
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Aladdin (2019)
Cheaper by the Dozen
The Dark Crystal
Downton Abbey the Movie
Dr. Suess’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Dragon Ball Super: Broly
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Flintstones: Hollyrock-a-Bye Baby
Ghostbusters (2016)
Good Boys
Happy Feet
Happy Feet Two
The Grinch
Isle of Dogs
Jurassic Park
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park 3
Jurassic World
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 3
The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea
The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning
Man of Steel
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy: The Three Musketeers
Mulan (2020)
The New Mutants
Planes: Fire and Rescue
The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
Son of Batman
Sonic the Hedgehog
Suicide Squad
Trolls
Trolls World Tour
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Yours Mine and Ours 
Rio
Rio 2
Ferdinand
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
The Addams Family (Animated)
Tokyo Godfathers
The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets 2
The Addams Family
The Addams Family Values
The Secret of Kells
Fantasia
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Time of the Great Giving
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I Yabba-Dabba Do
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Onward
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The Place Promised in Our Younger Years
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stony-ao3-feed · 3 years ago
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If Everyone Met
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by willowbot2000
Hey, so this whole thing is a huge CRACK. Please don't take it serious. Lots of smut. LOTS. BTW people die in graphic ways and are raped. Warning!
Words: 18, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Captain America (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain Marvel (2019), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Greatest Showman (2017), Luca (2021), Coco (2017), WALL-E (2008), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Doctor Strange (2016), Anastasia (1997), Toy Story (Movies), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), IT - Stephen King, Miraculous Ladybug, Megamind (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Characters: Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, Bruce Banner, Thor, Loki, Odin, Jane Foster, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, mobius - Character, Howard Stark, Peggy Carter, Peter Quill, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Gamora, Rocket Raccoon, Drax, Mantis, Nebula, Carol Danvers, Nick Fury, Peter Parker, Peter B. Parker, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, P.T Barnum, May Parker, Luca Paguro, Alberto Scofano, Miguel Rivera, Héctor Rivera, WALL-E, EVE (WALL-E), Silvey, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack Skellington, Esmerelda, Claude Frollo, Stephen Strange, Demetri, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Count Olaf, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Allison Harvgreeves, Klaus Harvgreves, Number Five, Ben Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Captain Hook | Killian Jones, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Megamind
Relationships: Tony Stark & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pepper Potts & Peter Parker, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan/Peter Parker, Tony Stark/Bruce Banner, Tony Stark & Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Thor/Tony Stark, Thor/Peter Parker, Thor/Loki, Thor & Loki, Bruce Banner/Thor, Bruce Banner & Thor, Thor/Odin, Loki/Odin, Thor/Loki/Odin, Thor/Jane Foster, Loki/Jane Foster, Jane Foster & Thor, Tony Stark/Jane Foster, Bruce Banner & Jane Foster, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers & Bruce Banner, Thor/Steve Rogers, Thor & Steve Rogers, Loki/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes & Peter Parker, Bucky Barnes/Peter Parker, Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers & Sam Wilson, loki/mobius - Relationship, Loki & Mobius, Tony Stark/Mobius, Tony Stark & Mobius, Howard Stark/Tony Stark, Howard Stark/Peggy Carter, Howard Stark & Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, Prggy Carter & Steve Rogers
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enchantedchocolatebars · 4 years ago
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The Grim Adventures Of The Hazbin Hotel
Since I love both The Grim Adventures and Hazbin Hotel, I decided to write a crossover for them! I know that one is a kids show and the other is for adults, but both shows have dark humor in them, which I love! (Plus, Billy and Mandy has had a few adult jokes in it before.😂) Got really inspired to write this after watching the Billy and Mandy KND crossover special multiple times. Enjoy!🙂
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Charlie: After arriving in Endsville, Princess Charlie was amazed at how the town looked compared to Hell! Cleaner streets, no (or rather less) cynical faces, and no red! The supernatural stuff didn't really faze her too much since Hell was filled with that, but when weird things did happen, (things that were weird and out of the ordinary even for Hell's standards) she would just try to stay as positive as possible about them and just accept it as it being apart of the world. What Charlie appreciated most about Endsville was that it was exactly the type of place she wanted Hell to be like. Sure, there were still mean people and monsters running around, but at least they weren't completely horrible. She honestly loves the place! Being that the princess was in an environment that was alot different than her own, she got all excited about everything and wanted to explore around more! We then get the classic 'disney princess is super curious about the new world she's in and decides to explore around the place and enjoys virtually everything that said place as to offer' trope in the form of a fun montage which leads to a musical number sung by Charlie about how much she loves Endsville! While singing, other residence of the town join her and they perform a High School Musical like choreographed dance. We even get a rap verse from Irwin! (What? Don't give me that look. It's a 1 hour cartoon crossover special, gotta fill the time up with something, am I right?😉)
With Grim, she respects him alot (unlike most people in the show) because of the important role he plays as the Grim Reaper. When the skeleton goes on another one of his emotional rants on how much he despises Billy and Mandy and ends up breaking down in tears about it, Charlie pulls out a box of tissues and hands him one as she tries her best to comfort him. Mandy...she didn't like the little girl's negative and cynical attitude, but tolerates it. Billy is a nice kid but...she finds him to be a bit gross at times. Charlie can still appreciate that the boy is trying his best though! She also relates with how positive and optimistic he is in a bad situation.
Bonus: Charlie and Vaggie visit a small store that sells merchandise of three cute, super-powered little girls who all wore dresses, had large eyes, stubby arms and legs and round heads. While Vaggie was looking around in an aisle that was dedicated to the third super-powered girl who had short black hair, light green eyes, and was described on her toy box as "The Toughest Fighter", an excited Charlie rushes over to her, holding a doll of the second super-powered girl who wore a blue dress, had blonde pigtails and had a happy smile that reminded the princess of her own.
Charlie: (shows Vaggie the doll) Vaggie! Vaggie! Look! Look! Isn't she just the cutest thing you've ever seen?!
Vaggie: (boops Charlie's nose) You're the cutest thing i've ever seen.
Charlie: Look! Look! She even talks when you pull her string! Watch this! (pulls the string on the doll's back.)
Doll: Hi, my name's Bubbles! I like animals and flowers and crayons! Let's be friends!💙🐶🌼🖍️☺️
Vaggie: Vaggie is in a constant state of denial the minute she steps into Endsville. She never knew there could exist such a place that was even more absurd than Hell. Being that so much weirdness happens, she stays true to her conscious demeanor. Out of the other three, (Charlie, Angel Dust, and Alastor) she was the most concerned about how they were going to get back to the hotel. (A running joke for her would be that she'd be the only one who'd question alot of the bizarreness that happens, like questioning how some people had the strange ability to somehow look at the "camera" and talk to the "audience".) Her main expression the whole time would be her pinching the bridge of her nose and saying, "This cannot be happening." Her role throughout the special is the voice of reason.
The grey demon was tolerate of Billy when he was behaving and acting like a "normal" child, but quickly became annoyed with him when he decided to do...well...Billy things. He'd also mispronounce her name several times even after she corrects him, refer to her as a "one eyed weirdo" or "lady one eyed", and would ask her over and over again if he could try on her bow. Vaggie saw Mandy the same way she saw Alastor...as pure evil who couldn't be trusted. She eventually warms up to the vile little girl, but still has her doubts about her. Mandy, to her, gives off 'I could cause chaos and take over the world in three seconds if I wanted to' vibes. Being that he was the Grim Reaper, (you know, Death himself) Vaggie jumps straight to conclusions and thinks that Grim is a possible threat that could hurt her or someone else, but soon lowers her guard once she sees that the undead skeleton is harmless. In fact, the moth noticed that alot of the "scary monsters" in this universe weren't scary at all and didn't pose much of a threat. Once she got the chance to learn more about him and interacted with him more, Vaggie ends up getting along with Grim just fine. She liked how Grim was able to relate with her having a good reason to get upset with others due to the choices that they made that made situations even worse since he sorta goes through the same thing with Billy and Mandy. They take a break from all the wacky shenanigans to go get mud facials together and gossip about the people that peeve them off the most. It's what they deserve for having to deal with all the crap that they go through with certain characters.
Bonus: While Grim and Vaggie dig around in Grim's trunk in search for a supernatural object that can help get Vaggie and the others back to Hell, a small sight gag is that alot of the items that get pulled out from the trunk but are then tossed to the side are items from previous Billy and Mandy episodes like the magic zipper from the episode "Zip Your Fly", Billy's dinobonoid toys from the episode "Toys Will Be Toys", the Thromnambular skull from the episode "Wishbones", (one of my favs lol) as well as many others.
Angel Dust: Damn...and he thought hell was filled with freaks. Nope, this place definitely takes the cake. With a town filled with monster hunting red heads with eyepatches, who looked like they were on some serious roids and were most likely crazy, who he ends up getting into an over the top fight and shoot out duel with and after he wins they state that they only went easy on him because he was a 'girl', extremely annoying and slightly pudgy kids with glasses who used the word "yo" way too much, and old washed up senior citizen vampires who wouldn't stop flirting with him and constantly asked the spider to watch them dance for some reason, he swore he felt as though the people here were on more drugs than he was. What annoyed him the most was that everytime he'd try to make a joke, comment, or gesture that was considered "inappropriate", "problematic", or "not kid friendly" in this universe, his words/comments would somehow get bleepled out and his gestures would be censored. It frustrated him to no end. Screw it, if he couldn't make sex jokes then he's doing the next best thing...constantly breaking the fourth wall/being self aware and making suggestive innuendos!
The porn star couldn't really form too much of an opinion on Billy since the kid wouldn't even go near him. When he did, he'd just take a good long look at Angel before screaming, "AAAAA FILTHY TALL DISGUSTING LADY BOY SPIDER! DON'T LAY YOUR EGGS INSIDE OF ME!". He'd then run away and jump out of the nearest window. Overall, Billy's a weird ass kid to him. Mandy is just some rotten little girl. Angel would call her another word that started with a "b" and ended with an "h" but couldn't because he's pretty much forced to keep his language TV Y-7 (with an occasional PG rating). Grim, he thinks, is...lame, which is sad because you'd think with him being Death and all he'd be this extremely powerful being with a super long backstory that would make Angel fall asleep the minute someone started explaining it to him, but no, instead he's just some skeleton who lost a game of limbo to two kids and is now their eternal slave because of it. Angel would keep bringing that fact up to get a reaction out of Grim.
Bonus: It was a dark and spooky night. The screeching of bats - and for some reason a werewolf's howl - echoed across the sky. As the slutty spider was looking for a quick cash grab, these four teenagers and their dog pull up to him in their mystery van and immediately start to compliment Angel Dust on his amazing "costume". I mean, the costuming work just looked so realistic to them - the sharp teeth, the fluffy white chest, the red eye, the two extra arms, it really looked as though he was some sort of spider creature! Good thing he was just some guy in a costume! At least...that's what they thought. One of the teens makes a comment. "Wow, groovy costume, stranger! Though...it's a bit too early for Halloween, don't you think?" To which Angel replies with, "What the *bleep* are you hippie weirdos talkin' about? This ain't no costume! This body is all natural baby!" (Hmm, a tv show about four teenagers, their dog, and a spider solving mysteries together? ...I'd watch it lol.)
Alastor: Alastor's feelings on the Billy and Mandy universe were...mixed. On one hand, the deer demon didn't mind some of the show's zany shenanigans. In fact, he'd describe them as "wacky entertaining nonsense". On the other hand, there were some hijinx that did happen that even he was slightly weirded out by, but would pretend not to notice or care. An example of zany shenanigans he'd find entertaining were brain-eating green meteors who sang swing music, (omg imagine him in the "Little Rock of Horrors" episode) and an example of hijinx that would weird even him out were...invisible duck ghosts who...caused a person to be blamed for farting by...blowing raspberries while standing next to them??? (omg imagine him in the "Duck!" episode). Being that the show lacks one, he's definitely going to add in a laugh track! He would also be the antagonist of the special who'd try to cause chaos in both Endsville and The Underworld all while smiling and being as polite as possible.
Ah, Billy. Billy is...quite the character. Good natured, happy go lucky, optimistic...loud, idiotic, dim-witted. Alastor thought that Billy was just some brainless, moronic kid who lacked basic thinking and hygiene skills that he'd have no time or patience for. The only time Alastor would have any time for Billy is if he decided to use the big nosed boy's stupidity for his own end. Mandy...was such a cute and kind little girl! He doesn't mean that of course, he'd just say it because of how dark and brooding he is. Being that the girl was way too smart to trick, Alastor would just say little remarks to infuriate Mandy like telling her to smile. After all, you're never fully dressed without one! He finds Grim to be amusing in a way. An idea that he would come up with would be to constantly compliment the Reaper on his outfit and abilities. Grim, being Grim, would get all flattered and let his guard down. Little does Grim know that Alastor is actually secretly studying him to see if Grim possesses powers that rival his.
Bonus: A musical number that Alastor had kept being interrupted by a tubby, green, short, elephant demon. He kinda just showed up out of nowhere. No matter how many times he kept shoving him out of the way to finish his song, the childish elephant would just pop right back up and would either say his name or the word "yes" over and over again, randomly blurt out his love for nachos, frozen yogurt, and other foods, would sometimes mistake Alastor for being a magician rather than a radio announcer and would attempt to eat the shadow demons that Alastor casted and even asked Alastor in the middle of the song if he could borrow his monocle and cane for just 5 seconds before effortlessly taking them away, thanking him, and then would proceed to put the monocle on and would sing-shout into the cane, using it like a microphone. That was the final straw. Alastor would stop the song completely, lose his amiable persona and would threaten the other demon. The green demon didn't seem bothered by this and even happily asked Alastor if they could be friends and get frozen yogurt later on! This both confuses and surprises him. No, it really does. He's now stuck in confused chibi mode.
Fred Fredburger: Hey, Mr. Radio Demon! Mr. Radio Demon! Hey! Hey, Mr. Radio Demon! Uh, I have a question! I have a question, Mr. Radio Demon! Do you like music? Because I do! Hey, Mr. Radio Demon, do you like music that goes like this (starts to loudly sing the Camp Lazlo theme song) or-or this (starts to loudly sing the melody of the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends theme song) or maybe even this (starts to loudly sing the melody of the Codename Kids Next Door theme song).
Billy: He thought that Hell was literally the coolest place ever! Pentagrams, upside down crosses and dead people everywhere?! Cool! Purges and turf wars?! Cool! Inappropriate words that were written on walls, stores, and buildings that were said by pretty much everyone 24/7 that he wasn't allowed to say due to his contract with Cartoon Network?! Cool! But wait...he was in Hell! Those bozos down at that network wouldn't hear him! Oh, he was definitely gonna say every swear word in the book! If you thought the characters in the pilot swore too much, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD BILLY YET! The dimwitted boy also really liked the hotel and agreed with Charlie's idea! Everyone deserves a second chance! Once inside, Billy met this small, red, one-eyed cleaning lady demon who talked really fast! The lady was really excited when she saw Billy for the first time! I mean, she's never met a human test monkey before in person! The boy nearly wet himself in excitement when he saw that the hotel had a naked cat man bartender with wings and a top hat! Billy was quick to rush over to the cat demon and gave him a giant hug. The "cat man" wasn't too pleased about the sudden embrace and became annoyed. Billy then spots the hotel's main phone and gets even more excited! The big nosed boy decides to make prank calls to other Cartoon Network characters.
Billy thought that Charlie was really nice! He was glad that he had the same optimism as her! He liked the puppy panda (that's what animal Billy thought Charlie was a mix of lol) princess alot! Though, one thing that did confuse Billy about Charlie was that if she really is a princess, then where on earth was her magical unicorn pony who farted out candy and rainbows? Vaggie, or was it Valerie? Raggie? Maggie? Baggie? Shaggy?? Wait, no, wrong cartoon. The girl with the X on her eye. Yeah, her. Billy got along with her just fine despite her being a major party pooper sometimes. Angel Dust...AAAAAA!!! GIANT TALL LADY BOY SPIDER!!! HE NEEDS TO BE SQUISHED ASAP BECAUSE HE'S A FILTHY, DIRTY, DISGUSTING BUG!!! A montage began of Billy coming up with creative ways to try and crush Angel Dust by using heavy objects like giant rocks, grand pianos, anvils etc, but Angel is just oblivious to it and every plan/idea Billy came up with always backfired and somehow ended up crushing him in the process. Woah...that Alastor guy...is one bad dude! A radio demon who broadcasted his carnage all throughout hell?! Awesome! Billy would want Alastor to be his friend so that he could have two supernatural buddies, his first one being Grim.
Bonus: As Billy was just happily walking around picking his nose, he had the sudden urge to go to the bathroom! Luckily, he spots a giant office building just ahead! There had to have a bathroom in there, right? When the big nosed boy quickly goes inside the building, he heads into a room where he sees three demons and a hellhound who were having some sort of meeting. When Billy asks for the bathroom, he stops mid-sentence when he spots the dry erase board in the back. The boy gets wide eyed, speeds over to it, and begins drawing a picture of himself as the Green Squeaker! His urge to want to use the restroom had somehow gone away. Meanwhile, the three red demons and the hellhound wondered who Billy was and why he was even there. The boss guy even asks, "Uh...who the fuck is this kid?". Billy didn't know why but he had this sudden feeling in his gut that him and the demon with the black and white striped horns who was sitting next to the female demon with long black eyelashes were somehow, vocally, connected with each other! He even sounded a little like him! Were they brothers?! Was this fate? Oh, wait, nevermind, it's just gas.
Mandy: For a place where you are to be burned and tortured for all eternity, Hell wasn't all that bad. To Mandy, it was like Endsville, but just colored red with a bit of the Underworld mixed in. With the hotel idea, she had a similar opinion about it as Alastor and that it's dumb and pointless to try to rehabilitate people who were in Hell, but what heck she'll go along for the ride because I mean what else is she gonna do for 30 minutes? Though, from what she's seen of the demons around here, in her mind, she's thinking that these guys are totally hopeless.
Charlie annoys her. The princess's 'sweet and cutesy but also really naive personality' reminded her too much of her shadow counterpart, and because of that she treats Charlie similar to how she treats Billy and Grim. Vaggie on the other hand was the complete opposite. A person who seemed to have the most sense out of everyone, wasn't afraid to resort to violence if needed, and was prudent? Hmm...Mandy could respect that...a little. Angel Dust was too gross and perverted for her taste. She didn't think very highly of him and saw him more as a prostitute rather than an adult film star. While Mandy did find Alastor's dark ways to be somewhat interesting, it also ticked her off because NO ONE was allowed to be more dark than her. Also, she finds his smiley and cheerful attitude to be annoying as well as his voice. Plus, he kept calling her "cute little darlin" which was a BIG no no. Looks like she has a new rival.
Bonus: Once Mandy found out that Hell had a news station, her first reaction...take it over. When she steps inside the station and immediately starts bossing the demons who were there around and ordering them to bring her things, the blonde girl was approached by an extremely irritated Katie Killjoy who told her that the only one who got to tell others what to do around here was her and that she most certainly wasn't going to be replaced by some 8 year old little shit. Mandy tells the head anchor that she doesn't listen to old hags who use too much botox on their faces, which infuriates Katie and causes her to go into full demon mode. The two then get into an epic DBZ styled anime fight but it doesn't last long as Mandy is quick to kick Katie's homophobic ass and sends her flying out in a Team Rocket sorta fashion. Everyone at the station and the viewers who were watching were shocked and speechless at what just happened and what they had all just witnessed. The station stayed completely silent for a bit until Mandy asks, "Now...does anyone else have a problem?" to which everyone, out of fear, quickly shake their heads no. It's official, Mandy was now the new head anchor and supreme ruler of 666 News (she had it changed it to "Mandy News") and now reports the news with Tom Trench who was forced to wear a Mandy outfit along with a Mandy wig every time he and her were live on air. Tom was glad that Katie was gone, but honestly, Mandy was no better.
Grim: Grim didn't mind being in Hell at all. The dark, creepy atmosphere really reminded the Reaper of his old home, The Underworld. Though, there was one thing that made his experience in the other lower world a not so enjoyable one and that was definitely the demons. He didn't like them at all. They were so rude! Their immature insults and constant making fun of his Jamaican accent caused the skeleton to whimper before bursting into tears and running away. How could they be so mean? (Okay, okay, so he gets that he's now in Hell, you know, a place where the most horrible of souls go, so he should expect most, if not all, the demons there to be total jerks, but still! He's sensitive, you know.) Grim liked how Charlie seemed to be the only one who actually respected his duty as the Grim Reaper. Sure, he thought that her hotel idea was absolutely stupid, but he warms up to it eventually. Yes, the random singing and breaking into song did get annoying, but at least she was nice, which made him respect her in a way. Vaggie was a little violent at times, but she was the most reasonable out of everyone in the hotel, so Grim spoke to her the most. He tries to stay as FAR away from Angel Dust as possible. Why? Because he doesn't really like the guy. He flirts with him WAAAY too much and makes too many sexual jokes and puns about wanting to "bone" him. At first, Alastor just seemed like some smiley, overly happy talk show demon guy, but once Grim learns about Alastor's backstory (with help from Vaggie) and witnesses some of his powers, he soon starts to get intimidated by the radio host. It's a good thing Grim didn't know much about Hell's other overlords because if he thought Alastor was scary, he'd be absolutely frightened by the other demons who were in charge.
Bonus: "Scythy! Oh, Scythy! Here Scythy, scythy! Where are you, girl? Come to Grim!" the reaper called out. No reply. He let out a sad sigh. Grim had been wandering around Pentagram City for hours in search of his scythe, but couldn't find it. Billy, for the millionth time, had swiped it behind Grim's back without his permission and when angrily confronted by the Reaper about it, the boy simply stated that he traded the scythe to some weird, evil snake guy in exchange for a cool looking peanut, which was, of course, just a regular old peanut. Grim was starting to get worried, his scythe was one of the most powerful tools that he possessed. He couldn't imagine what would happen if it were to fall into the wrong hands, no, he KNEW exactly what would happen - it could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe and bringing about the end of time as we know it! Grim had to find it fast! Billy had mentioned that he gave the scythe away to an evil snake? Now where on Earth was Grim going to find--KABOOM! Grim was startled by the sudden explosion. He looked to see...oh. It was just that Angel Dust guy again. Great. And he was with some one eyed rocker chick??? It looked as though they were up against a snake demon and his gang of eggs. The snake kept hissing about how taking down the rocker chick and ruling all of Hell would be alot more easier thanks to his new magical scythe. Seeing his precious scythe in that snake demon's grubby hands irritated Grim. That scythe belonged to the one and only Grim Reaper, not that legless reptile. He had to find a way to get it back, and from the looks of it, that meant somehow convincing Angel Dust and his friend to join forces with him. This would certainly be an interesting team up.
Once Billy's, Mandy's, and Grim's adventure in Hell came to an end, Grim uses his scythe to open up a portal for him and the kids to head back to Endsville. Grim wishes the staff that's there the best of luck with their hotel and tells them that he'll keep in touch. Mandy rudely mutters under her breath that that's very unlikely. After saying their farewells, the gang enter inside the portal as it disappears. It seems as though the hotel was back to its normal self! Well, as normal as a hotel that was set in Hell gets.
(We see Angel and Vaggie sitting on the sofa in the lobby. They both are bewildered about the events that took place today. Endsville was such a bizzare and peculiar place and having Billy, Mandy, and Grim in Hell was even more bizzare. The other hotel staff members were there as well; Alastor was having a conversation with Husk and Niffty was partaking in her usual afternoon cleaning spree.)
Angel Dust: Sooo...uhh...that was weird.
Vaggie: I know, right? That Billy kid was the weirdest one.
Angel Dust: Am I the only one who's glad that they're gone?
Vaggie: Nope. Hey, where's Charlie?
Angel Dust: I dunno. Haven't seen her.
Cute Voice: (off screen) What are you guys talking about? I'm right here!
Angel Dust and Vaggie: (at the same time) Huh?
(Everyone in the lobby looks in the direction of where the cute, unfamiliar voice came from. It's revealed that the voice belongs none other than Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls! She was inside the hotel and was dressed up as Charlie.)
Bubbles: (copies Charlie's manner of speaking) And starting today, there's going to be a few changes around here!
Angel Dust: (confused) Uh...what?
Alastor: (Is also confused but isn't showing it in his expression. Tilts his head a bit) Pardon me?
Vaggie: Oh no, this is bad.
Angel Dust: I know, right? Now we have two midgets.
Vaggie: No, not that! Charlie is gone!
Niffty: What are you talking about, she's right there. Though, she does look a little...different. Ooo, I know! She must have gotten a haircut or something!
Vaggie: Niffty, that's obviously not Charlie! That's just some kid dressed up as her. But wait, (to Bubbles) if you're here then that must mean that Charlie is...(slowly realizes where Charlie is and facepalms)...oh no. She didn't. She did.
(Transitions to The Powerpuff Girls universe. We get an opening shot of The City Of Townsville during the day.)
Narrator: The City Of Townsville!
(We see two light pink and light green streaks of light fly overhead. In the sky, like in the show's theme song, when Blossom flies on screen, her heroic part of the song plays, Bubble's cute part of the song plays, but she doesn't show up, and when Buttercup's tough part of the song plays, she flies on screen.)
Blossom: (notices that Bubbles isn't there and looks behind her) Uh, Bubbles?
Voice: (off screen) WHEEEE!
(The voice is revealed to be Charlie's as she flies on screen next to the two girls while happily twirling in the air in an exhilarated fashion. She's dressed up as Bubbles.)
Charlie: This is so much fun! (twirls even more) WEEEE! (puts her twirling to a quick stop to talk to her "sisters") Are you guys having fun too?
Blossom: (unsure tone) Uh, sure? I guess.
Buttercup: Not really. I mean, we pretty much fly all the time.
Charlie: Say, after we beat up that giant monster, you guys wanna go out for cupcakes? (In a sing song voice) I'm buying~!
Blossom and Buttercup: Uhh--
Charlie: Great! (zooms foward. Off screen.) WEEEE!
Blossom: (concerned) Uh, Buttercup, does something seem a little different about Bubbles?
Buttercup: (in envy and shock) Yeah, since when did she get taller?! Especially before me!
Blossom: It's not just her height. Everything seems different about her today. Agree to talk to the Professor about this when we get home?
Buttercup: Agree.
(Blossom and Buttercup zoom forward to catch up with "Bubbles". The standard Powerpuff Girls heart closing screen comes up.)
Narrator: So once again the day is saved thanks to...(Blossom appears) Blossom! (Charlie appears) Bubb--uh, I mean, Charlie! (Buttercup appears) and Buttercup! (The classic "THE END" screen from the tv show appears. The screen cuts to black. The credits roll.)
As the credits roll and "Bitter Letter" by BERRY ROLL (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWS26DTopag) begins to play, we see what Charlie and Bubbles have done after the ending of the crossover special as their new character roles. In the first picture, in The Powerpuff Girls universe, we see Blossom, Charlie (still dressed as Bubbles), and Buttercup battling a giant monster, with the text on the picture saying, "Charlie gives up on her hotel dreams to become a Powerpuff Girl.". In the second picture, Charlie and the two actual Powerpuff Girls (Blossom and Buttercup) are sitting down at a table in a cupcake shop, happily partaking in cupcakes (a small sight gag is that the 5 cute cupcakes that are on the cupcake stand on the table are decorated to look like Vaggie, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Husk). The text on the picture says, "She also buys cupcakes." In the third picture, in the Hazbin Hotel universe, we see that the outside of the hotel has gone from it's usual red color scheme to a bubblegum pink one. The building (along with the sign) is covered in glitter and cute stickers. The text on the picture says, "Princess Bubbles decided to make a few changes to the hotel." In the fourth picture, we see that the interior of the hotel is the same as the outside as it is also pink and has things covered in glitter and stickers. Bubbles also has some of her cute childlike drawings on the walls. The blue Powerpuff, still dressed as Charlie, standing next to a can of pink paint and holding in one hand a bottle of glitter and in the other a pack of stickers, smiles with satisfaction at the work that she's done. Meanwhile, Angel, Vaggie, and Husk look at the changes that Bubbles has made to the place in utter confusion, while Alastor glares menacingly at a cute picture of a dog that's on the wall that Bubbles drew. The only one who seems to like the hotel's girly makeover is Niffty, who's one eye shines in amazement at how the place now looks. The picture text says, "ALOT of changes." In the fifth picture, Charlie and Bubbles (still dressed as each other) are smiling and hugging as hearts are above them. The picture text says, "New besties!" The rest of the end credits consists of pictures of crossovers of different Hazbin characters in different Cartoon Network shows. In the first picture, in the Powerpuff Girls universe, we see the girls (Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup) in their room with Charlie and Vaggie. Charlie (still dressed as Bubbles) and Bubbles (still dressed as Charlie) are having a tea party with Octi and Bubbles' other stuffed animal toys, Vaggie (dressed as Blossom) and Blossom (dressed as Vaggie) smile as they complement each other on their new bows, and Buttercup excitedly flies around the room with Vaggie's spear. The pillows on the Powerpuff's bed are in tatters due to Buttercup using the spear on them. Vaggie, busy in conversation with Blossom, doesn't notice the third Powerpuff with her weapon. The text on the picture says, "Looks like the girls have some new friends!"
In the second picture, in Johnny Bravo's universe, we see Johnny proposing to Angel Dust, who looks both shocked and touched by this. The text on the picture says, "Johnny finally decides to propose." In the next picture, we see the both of them getting married (Johnny wearing the tux as the groom and Angel wearing the dress as the bride) as the text says, "The Wedding." And the third set of pictures are pictures that show off Johnny and Angel Dust's new life together as a couple doing couple activities such as going on dates, holding hands, having a picnic, and singing karaoke at a karaoke bar. The text says "Johnny Bravo x Angel Dust 4ever!"
(Btw Johnny has no idea that Angel Dust is a guy lol.)
In the third picture, in the Courage The Cowardly Dog universe, the sky in the middle of nowhere, which is now a blood red hue color, is covered in hoodoo symbols as Courage, Muriel, and Eustace scream while fleeing towards the farmhouse to safety as they are being chased by an army of Alastor's shadow demons. Alastor, who is now in his full demon form, is broadcasting his carnage all throughout the farm. The text on the picture says, "Seems like Courage has a new foe to face."
In the fourth picture, in the Teen Titans universe, inside Titans Tower, we see that all five of the superhero teens are stunned to see a small, one eyed yellow demon with short red hair (aka Niffty) happily tidying up their home with vigorous speed. The text on the picture says, "The Titans now have a maid! And boy, is she a cutie!" In the next photo, we see Niffty, along with the Titans, wearing different colored maid outfits. Niffty, (wearing a black maid outfit) shows off a happy grin while holding a duster and holds a peace sign near her eye, Robin (wearing a red maid outfit) is holding a spray bottle and cloth, and, from the expression on his face, isn't really digging the maid outfit like Niffty is since it isn't really his style, Raven (wearing the purple maid outfit) is holding a mop and is standing next to a bucket filled with soapy water. Like Robin, she isn't a big fan of the outfit either and the look on her face is just her usual gloomy, bored one. Starfire, on the other hand, is the exact opposite! She's beaming in utter delight and excitement as she joyfully twirls around in her new uniform while holding the ends of the dress. Cyborg and Beastboy (Cyborg wearing a blue maid outfit and Beastboy wearing a green one) are both being dorks, doing silly heroic poses. The text on the picture says, "T-e-e-n! T-i-t-a-n-s! Teen Titans! Let's Clean!"
In the fifth picture, in the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends' universe, inside the Foster Home itself, we see Eduardo giving Husk a kind and sincere crushing bear hug. The purple monster was super elated by the new "imaginary friend" who had just arrived at the house! Husk, on the other hand, was clearly annoyed by the affection. Mac, Wilt, and Coco also were thrilled to see a new face at Foster's! Bloo seemed to be the only one who wasn't as excited as the others, making a facial expression that said, "What the heck kinda kid imagined this guy? Were they on something?" The text on the picture says, "Foster's has a new friend!"
In the sixth picture, in the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi universe, inside a photo booth, we see Ami, Yumi, and Cherri Bomb posing in a photo picture. The captions that are next to each of them say their names in japanese kanji with emojis. For Ami, it's "大貫 亜美💖🎤" for Yumi, it's "吉村 由美💙💀" and for Cherri, it's "チェリーボム🍒💣". The text on the picture says "Hi Hi Cherri AmiYumi!".
In the seventh picture, in the Codename: Kids Next Door universe, in the KND treehouse, we see an action-packed battle between Sir Pentious and the Kids Next Door going on. Sir Pentious, of course, is backed up by his egg henchmen, while each KND member has their weapon. The text on the picture says, " Sir Pentious vs. The Kids Next Door! Who will win?"
In the eighth picture, in the Samurai Jack universe, two of Sir Pentious' egg henchmen are making up an adventure as one of them is dressed as Samurai Jack and the other one is dressed as Aku. The text on the picture says, "A Japanese samurai must embark on a mission to defeat the evil shape-shifting wizard Aku? Ooo, this looks egg-citing!"
In the ninth picture, in Chowder's universe, at the catering company, inside the kitchen, we see Molly and Chowder getting along just fine as they both work together to decorate a cake with frosting that has the same colors as the italian flag. The cake also has decorative toothpick italian flags sticking all over it. The two also have a bit of cake frosting on their faces and clothes (Molly even has a bit in her hair). Meanwhile, in the background, we can see Truffles flirting with Henroin, trying to get some of that spider you know what, (😏😉😏😉😩🕷️🍆💦🍆💦) and Henroin is OBVIOUSLY not up for it, giving the cashier a look that says, "Yeah, uh, hell no." We also see Mung and Schnitzel running away in utter terror from a food monster that's chasing them as Arackniss tries stopping the beast by shooting his gun at it. Molly and Chowder don't seem to see or notice the craziness that's going on in the background behind them. The text on the picture says, "Chowder is cookin' up some trouble with the mob!"
In the tenth picture, we see Chowder, (wearing Angel Dust's / Anthony's old 1940's suit and hat) Molly, Arackniss, and Henroin in a family photo. Chowder and Molly seem to be the only ones who are genuinely happy as they both have smiles on their faces, while Arackniss has his usual frown on his face, and Henroin just facepalms. The text on the picture says, "Chowder joins the family business!"
(I have a headcanon that Chowder joined because he found out that people who are in the mob get to wear a cool hat and suit, and also because he thinks that by being in the mafia he'll get an unlimited supply of italian food.)
In the eleventh picture, in the Dexter's Laboratory universe, in Dexter's lab, we see Dexter and Baxter working together on a science experiment. Meanwhile, in the background, Dee-Dee is doing what she does best - running around in Dexter's lab, happily destroying things. The text on the picture says, "Two Brains Are Better Than One".
In the twelfth picture, in the Scooby Doo universe, we see the gang and Fat Nuggets riding inside the mystery van. Fred, of course, is the one behind the wheel. The gang seem thrilled to have Fat Nuggets ride along with them, and Fat Nuggets (wearing a Sherlock Holmes costume) looked delighted to be accompanying the team. The text on the picture says, "Looks like the Scooby Gang have a 6th member!" In the thirteenth picture, Scooby and Fat Nuggets are with each other. Scooby was happily giving Fat Nuggets a piggyback ride. The demon pig (still dressed as Sherlock) was enjoying the ride that his new dog pal was giving him. The text on the picture says, "Scoob and Nuggs!"
In the last picture, in the Class of 3000 universe, at a park, we see a dance battle being held as Razzle and Dazzle dance alongside Sunny Bridges and his students. Razzle and Dazzle were having the time of their lives as well as Sunny and the kids. The text on the picture says, "Razzle and Dazzle really know how to throwdown!"
Once the end credits finish, the epilogue starts. In the Ed, Edd n Eddy universe, at Eddy's house, we see The Eds in the living room. An irritated Eddy is sitting on the couch with his arms crossed, Ed is in his underwear splashing about in the small inflatable pool that was inside the house as two empty pizza boxes float inside. There were also pizza boxes that were near the pool, but the "pizza" in them was really just dirt in the shape of pizza with some grass sprinkled on top as the cheese. The sign that was on the front side of the pool read "Ed Edd n Eddy's Indoor Pizza Pool Party!🍕🏊" Edd (also known as Double D) was the pool's lifeguard, holding a rescue buoy.
Eddy: This stinks!
Edd (Double D): What does, Eddy? Another failed scheme? We should be use to these by now.
Ed: Look at me Double D! I'm swimming! (Splashes in the pool) Splash, splash, splash!
Edd (Double D): Yes, Ed, I can see that.
Eddy: I ain't talking about the scheme, i'm talking about the credits!
Edd (Double D): Credits?
Eddy: The end credits! We didn't make one single appearance!
Edd (Double D): But Eddy--
Eddy: Now that I think about, we didn't even get to make a cameo in the special! I don't even think we've had our own crossover before. Can you believe that, Double D?! We've been working for this stinkin' network for years now and not once did we ever get to crossover with anyone!
Ed: Boy, the cartoon industry sure is a rough one, ain't it, Eddy?
Eddy: You can say that again.
Edd (Double D): Cheer up, Eddy. Only time will tell.
(The doorbell rings.)
Edd (Double D): That's strange, I didn't expect anyone to actually show up.
Eddy: (his irritation quickly turns to excitement as dollar signs appear in his eyes) They must be here for the pool party! (At Double D): Sockhead, go answer the door! (Rubs his hands together) Will be rich in no time!
(Meanwhile, at Ed's house, in Sarah's room, a tea party is going on. We see the red haired girl dressed up in a queen costume, Jimmy dressed up in a prince costume, and Moxxie is wearing a long, flowery dress and a summer hat. While Sarah and Jimmy seem to be having a fun time, Moxxie, of course, isn't, annoyed by the whole situation.)
Sarah: (giggles) Isn't this fun, Prince Jimmy?
Jimmy: It sure it, Queen Sarah! (Picks up the tea pot that's on the table.) More tea?
Sarah: Don't mind if I do! (Jimmy pours tea from the pot into Sarah's plastic tea cup. She takes a sip of the drink.) Mmm, delicious!
Moxxie: (facepalms) Ugh, this is so embarrassing!
Jimmy: Uh oh, Queen Sarah, it seems our new toy, Mr. Snugglekins, isn't having a good time.
Sarah: *gasps* That's no good! We'll have to fix that!
Moxxie: (irritated) For the last time, I. AM NOT. A TO--
Sarah: (stuffs some cake into Moxxie's mouth) Here, have some cake!
Jimmy: (with a plate of cookies) Try some of my amazing homemade cookies! They're fresh baked! (shovels cookies into Moxxie's mouth.)
Moxxie: (face filled with food) What the--?! (Immediately spits / coughs out the sweets.) Gross! That's disgusting!
Sarah: He must really like them, Jimmy!
Jimmy: We need to get more!
(Sarah and Jimmy quickly run out of the room to get more food.)
Moxxie: (gives them a "What the hell." look before sighing and looking into the camera at the audience.) I should have stayed in bed today.
For the epilogue picture, we see Blitzo, Eddy, Edd, Moxxie, Ed, Millie, Loona, and Jonny 2x4 at a sales stand that was being ran outside of Ed's house. The sign on the top of the stand reads, "Blitzo and Eddy's Cheap Bullsh*t Sale! Everything's only a quarter! This is NOT a scam!" The items that are being sold at the stand are mainly cheap, worthless objects, along with bobbleheads of Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, the Eds, and an Angel Dust body pillow for some reason. Blitzo and Eddy, both wearing top hats, (Blitzo wearing two through his horns) fake mustaches, and monocles stand in front in a 'welcome to the stand' pose as their direction is pointed in front of the store. They both have mischievious grins on their faces. Moxxie and Edd (Double D) are the sellers at the stand. They both look very tired and annoyed with everything. Millie and Ed happily hold up promotional signs for the stand. Loona is holding Plank, a question mark above her head as she wonders why she's holding this piece of wood and not her phone, while Jonny walks away from the stand with Loona's phone in his hand. The bald boy seems to take a liking to her device. The text on the picture says, "Helluva Eds: Coming in Summer 2090!"
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