#TOFFEES

[lounesdarbois]

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

My All-Time Premier League SCOUSE XI

Keeper was a tough one I'll admit.

Carra and Coads would be the old reliables at the back. Both great at those long ranged pings and both amazing moaners.

Abundance in creativity at full-back. Lot of playmaking balance too; Bainesy does those runs to the byline while Trent likes to invert and pinpoint a pass.

Stevie G will boss that midfield and be wherever you need him to be. He'll dictate play from deep and hit worldies from 40 yards out. He'll win us some finals on his own.

Curt and Barkley will be the high-energy engine room. Both great ball carriers and pressers, with Curt's positional genius and Barkley's technique.

Macca's the elegant advanced playmaker while Wazza viciously dominates defences. Good mix of finesse and power on the wings, and both of them are criminally versatile too.

God is up top, eating taps-ins for breakfast and scoring hat-tricks in his sleep. The most natural of finishers on the end of every chance.

What do yous think? Who'd I leave out?

[todayscroll]

Toffees make approach for Marcus Edwards

Everton have asked about the conditions of signing Sporting CP winger Marcus Edwards, CaughtOffside can exclusively reveal. The Tottenham academy graduate was left out of his side’s travelling squad to face RB Leipzig in the Champions League. We understand that he has a rocky relationship with head coach Rui Borges, which has led to a reduction in game-time. Sporting are open to selling him for…

[martynrandles]

Dear Dan Friedkin,

It’s such a shame that FC Tom Tomsk went out of business (& we’re not allowed to do business with certain countries at the moment) a few years ago as they would have been a great club to send Everton’s disrespectful so-called-footballer Neal Maupay (currently on loan to Marseilles) to.

Our Gaffer Sean Dyche may not be upset by Neal’s disrespect for the Toffees but I think the bellend should be brought down a peg or two for his recent social media comments whilst still being paid by our beloved club.

I’m sure Neal Maupay would jump at the chance to play on loan for a club anywhere in Russia, China, Outer Mongolia, or North Korea.

Please do your best to ensure Neal Maupay has a wonderful & deserving end to his career with Everton Football Club. The ungrateful, disrespectful bellend is not welcome in Merseyside or anywhere in Great Britain.

Thank you for your time, thank you for buying Everton Football Club.

UTFT COYB NSNO

up the toffees, c’mon you blues, Everton forever, forever Everton.

Yours sincerely

Mr Martyn Randles (Lifelong Evertonian)

[fantasyfoodpalace]

Toffifee - A hazelnut in caramel with creamy nougat and chocolate

The chocolate on top of the toffees was extremely melted, but it was so delicious that I ate them all at once! 🤭

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[fullcravings]

Easy Chocolate Sticky Toffee Pudding

[therealefl]

Former Burton Albion Loanee Set For Move To Everton

Former Burton Albion loanee and current Sheffield United youngster Daniel Jebbison could be set for a Premier League move to Everton, according to journalist Alan Nixon on a post via his Patreon. The 20-year-old striker spent time with The Brewers during the 2021-22 season, but as he approaches the final year of his contract it is believed that the Merseyside club are ready to make an offer. As…

[markscherz]

I'm pretty sure

refrog if you agree

[toffeeandtatertots]

hello ggg fandom I offer my love for this game in the form of a homemade shitpost

original comic by @/punkitt-is-here

[bananahkim]

I’m late but. Happy 10th Anniversary to Star VS @daronnefcy

[jellyskink]

He’s uh… he’s not gonna tell it to him straight…

[lounesdarbois]

[gin-juice-tonic]

i know its a riff on saltwater taffy but im currently trying to wrap my head around what “water toffee” would even be

[toffeebeantable]

ITS GIRL PSYCHO DAY!! Here’s my comic for the Girl psycho zine! The zine is free to download in the link below:D

[martynrandles]

Neal Maupay biting the hand that feeds him. Stay in Marseilles you disrespectful bellend. You’re not welcome in Merseyside!

[sweetoothgirl]

Brown Butter Toffee Chocolate Chip Cookies