#send Neal Maupay to Siberia

[martynrandles]

Dear Dan Friedkin,

It’s such a shame that FC Tom Tomsk went out of business (& we’re not allowed to do business with certain countries at the moment) a few years ago as they would have been a great club to send Everton’s disrespectful so-called-footballer Neal Maupay (currently on loan to Marseilles) to.

Our Gaffer Sean Dyche may not be upset by Neal’s disrespect for the Toffees but I think the bellend should be brought down a peg or two for his recent social media comments whilst still being paid by our beloved club.

I’m sure Neal Maupay would jump at the chance to play on loan for a club anywhere in Russia, China, Outer Mongolia, or North Korea.

Please do your best to ensure Neal Maupay has a wonderful & deserving end to his career with Everton Football Club. The ungrateful, disrespectful bellend is not welcome in Merseyside or anywhere in Great Britain.

Thank you for your time, thank you for buying Everton Football Club.

UTFT COYB NSNO

up the toffees, c’mon you blues, Everton forever, forever Everton.

Yours sincerely

Mr Martyn Randles (Lifelong Evertonian)