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halfetirosie · 6 months ago

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✴︎˚｡⋆ I'M not crying, YOU'RE crying! ✴︎˚｡⋆

(Star Message 11 - 14 React-os!)

1) Edmond scaring kids with the intensity of his questioning... 😂

Nah bit, just look at that pretty face! If the kid gets scared, it's his own fault---how could Edmond possibly look scary? My mans ain't even scowling!

2) Ohhhhh, so the metal plate really WAS made by Brahe, then?

Seeing how the metal of the prototype plates were the same, then the message really was from Brahe.....That's a shame; I had hoped that wouldn't be the case, because I didn't want Brahe's bitch-ass son to be correct....

But doesn't this mean that they have evidence of Brahe's intellectual merit?

Even if they never found solid evidence of starscape creatures, Brahe DID invent a new type of sound-record magic circle. (Even if I didn't understand Rei's explanation of it, it's clear that it was more advanced than the usual magic circle.)

3) You know what this reminds me of?

You know how in Minecraft you can find that one disc that has a recording of environmental sounds, and it has a really weird vibe to it?---Disc 13, I think?

That's what this reminded me of... 😅

4) There he is! There's our dude!!! :D

Now I feel like kind of a jerk for thinking that the environment-sounds were creepy... Cuz now that I think of it, yeah, how else are you supposed to communicate with a creature who doesn't speak your language???

5) FUCK, this guy is such a sweetheart!!! (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ◡ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

He is such a sincere guy... I feel so bad for him, getting mocked by everyone; even his shitty son...

This is so bittersweet.

Sure; in a poetic sort of way, the message did, in fact, arrive in "the right place." It didn't reach the starscape creatures (as far as we know), but it did find its was to Blade/other believers.

This recording is a beacon of hope for people like Blade, and Brahe was truly a pioneer in his area of study.

It just makes me sad that Brahe was so ahead of his time, and didn't get the respect he was due when he was still alive.

6) Dang, so that metal was literally made out of a shooting star?

Does that mean all of the other prototype plates were, too? Are meteors big enough to make that much metal???

I want to know more about the space metal!!!

But anyways, I'm glad Rei had some genuine fun during this event. It's right in his wheelhouse! 😊

7) Edmond, you sly little Tsun-Tsun Cinnamon Roll!!!

I love how he gives professional-sounding evaluations while subtly hyping Blade up!

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

8) I couldn't have said it better myself, Blade sweetie!!!

Helping like-minded people come together---to realize that they're not truly alone---is what gives them the power to make changes.

9) PFFFFT!!!

🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edmond.... My love.....

Out of all the things you could've chosen to lead your message with----

----I just-----

*static*

🎶 We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please wait for us to fix the problem. Thank you for your patience. 🎶

🎶🎶🎶

*static*

Your character is so consistent, babe, and I LOVE that about you!

---even if your insistence on making aliens follow government procedures kinda throws off the friendly vibes...😅

10) *SCREAMING, SOBBING, ROLLING ON THE GROUND*

EIDENNNN!!!!!! BABYYYY!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW!!!!

YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GIANT FAMILY OF HOT GUYS THAT LOVE YOU!!!!!

YOU ARE SUCH A WINNER!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

11) FUCK, this is SO CUTEEEE!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

Back at it again with the poetic endings!

It is so fitting for Blade to carry on Brahe's legacy---now he has another cool hobby to spend his time on!

Plus, considering that he's an e-droid, that means he'll be able to carry out the research even longer than Brahe did, and I think that's pretty damn cool.

Gotta love a happy ending!

🚀 End of report! 🚀

#nu carnival #nu: carnival #nu carnival event reactions #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival edmond #nu carnival blade #nu carnival rei

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misfit-alley · 4 months ago

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oc speech mannerisms (friday)

tagged by @autumnfangirler so !!! here u go bestie x2

GENERAL

NO. OF SPOKEN LANGUAGES: 1 / 2 / 3+

TONE OF VOICE: high / average / deep

ACCENT: Yes / No

FRIDAY'S ACCENT..... literally it is. so heavy. that's the entire reason they're from minnesota is bc we really wanted them to have that stereotypical (almost theatrically-so) accent <3 tone we can't really decide between high and average..... maybe it just kinda. stays in the middle idk

for languages, they're fluent in both english and ASL (the latter of which they started studying on their own in high school before taking proper classes in college)

DEMEANOUR: confident / shy / approachable / hostile / other

POSTURE: slumped / straight / stiff / relaxed

HABITS: head tilting / swaying / fidgeting / stuttering / gesturing / arm crossing / strokes chin / er, um, or other interjections / plays with hair or clothing / hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact / maintains eye contact / frequent pausing / stands close / stands at a distance

every conversation friday is involved in might as well be the most important thing they've ever heard in their life w how much focus they give the other person. and yet... at the same time... they are UNABLE to stay still. I think u could offer them $50 not to fidget while talking to someone and they'd turn the money down. it's bad. BUT. it's endearing !!! it's never like.... like it doesn't come across as unfriendly. they are SO CLEARLY giving u 110% of their attention. but like. at the same time they are movin' and groovin', u just gotta accept that

COMPLEXITY

VOCABULARY: ⬤⬤⬤〇〇

EMOTION: ⬤⬤⬤⬤⬤

SENTENCE STRUCTURE: ⬤⬤⬤〇〇

all emotion all the time !!!! their sentences aren't really anything special, but they sure put their heart into saying every last one of them 😭

PROFANITY

FREQUENCY: 〇〇〇〇〇

CREATIVITY: ⬤⬤⬤⬤〇

BOLD ALL THAT APPLY: arse. ass. asshole. bastard. bitch. bloody. bugger. bollocks. chicken shit. crap. cunt. dick. frick. fuck. horseshit. motherfucker. piss. prick. screw. shit. shitass. son of a bitch. twat. wanker. pussy.

the only thing that defines friday more than their accent: their refusal to cuss. :) <3

tbh as we all know. the game makes them say ass. but I know in my heart friday would NEVER !!!!! they say butt. and they Do get laughed at but. as w most everything else abt friday. it's endearing (in that sort of girlfailure way)

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

DO PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING OR UNDERSTANDING YOUR CHARACTER? - almost always / frequently / rarely / never

DOES YOUR CHARACTER'S INTENDED POINT COME ACROSS EASILY WHEN THEY SPEAK? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never

NEVER MISHEARD MVP !!! 💪🏻 they're a teacher baby they know how to work that voice !!! however I do like to think that maybe sometimes. they say certain phrases or just pronounce smth they way they normally would and everyone goes ??? wtf are u even Saying rn........ (it's the accent)

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER INITIATE CONVERSATIONS? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / never

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE THE ONE TO END CONVERSATIONS? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER END CONVERSATIONS? - walk away / ask if that's everything / say that's everything / give a proper goodbye / tell their company they're done here / remain quiet / they don't

they don't really see a need to go out of their way to end conversations so like..... if they Do end one it's just. there's nothing left to talk abt or they really do have to leave or w/e. otherwise ?? buddy they're still saying they're "gonna let you go now" twenty minutes after they last said it which was ten minutes after they originally did !!!

their least endearing trait fr </3

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE 'WHOM' IN A SENTENCE? - yes / no / only ironically

YOUR CHARACTER WANTS TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT. WHAT WORD DO THEY USE? - but / though / although / however / perhaps / mayhaps

friday: (teacher voice) I think u mean "whom" 🫶🏻

WHAT SOCIAL CLASS WOULD OTHERS ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER BELONGS TO, HEARING THEM SPEAK? - upper / middle / lower

IN WHAT WAYS DOES THE WAY YOUR CHARACTER SPEAK STAND OUT TO OTHERS? - accent / vocabulary / tone / level / politeness / brusqueness / it doesn't

literally it's either accent or nothing lmaoo LIKE..... it depends on how used to it u are !!! sorry that's a cop-out but it's true !!! if ur used to the accent then nothing else is gonna stand out BUT IF YOU AREN'T then their accent hits u like a freight train

#gideon.txt #oc.txt #I lied we don't want to do this a third time lmaooo two is good enough #GOD I MISS YOU FRIDAY.......... hopefully ur game will be updated soon since nik said she was trying to finish it

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1-800-local-slut · 2 years ago

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The Scientist Chapter 4

Hey everyone! Now, I know this was two days late but I have a reason: it was my birthday and I scheduled this to post on July 16th on accident instead of July 6th 😭. I didn't even notice until after my party 😭. I'm sorry don't murder me. I hope you guys like this one and forgive me for scheduling this for the wrong dayc

Warnings: an argument, smut, fingering (f receiving), cursing, making out, Poe is an ass man, marking, reader is super horny tbh 😭

Pairings: Poe Dameron x Shy!Black!Scientist!Fem!Reader

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Next part <3

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The day was calm, and then it wasn’t. What happened was, a tense argument due to a report the Scientist had ordered to be rewritten by someone else after it was submitted by Juanant, the short biologist who kept causing Poe irritation from his first day to now. He didn’t take kindly to this and barged into the office while everyone was having lunch. Two more women came in during this relaxing session to drop off some paperwork and Juanant stormed in like a bat out of hell.

Then the argument started. Merca stood up quickly as the man came down on her friend, pointing and screaming at her while she ignored him and ate her salad. Forian tried to separate the two, but had to step away when he saw Merca perched to jump across the room and take the man's head off. She was screaming curses in a foreign language, and the man continued screaming as the other two women stood there ogling the scene before them. The Scientist sighed, cursing herself out for thinking she’d get a peaceful day.

“You’re a bitch who sits in her fucking chair and barks orders. Then you run around like a crazy person. I went to Bar’leth, you don’t even have a degree.” A yawn left the Scientist and she rolled her eyes. Please, Merca calls her worse during an argument. Poe had clenched his fist at his side, where he now came to stand next to the Scientist when the chaos started. He poised to strike when the biologist approached, but the Scientist stopped him by raising her left hand and looking up into his eyes. But that was before the man began his verbal assault on her. Now she wished she allowed Poe to lay him out. As the screeching continued the woman let herself space out. Her thoughts wandered as her eyes drifted up to Poe.

Poe Dameron. The sexyist man she had ever laid her eyes upon. His handsome features filled her daydreams. Dreams of him taking her somewhere far away, far away from the pure foolishness of her day to day life. Dreams of him pulling her into deep searing kisses that set her body on fire. Her school girl crush slightly embarrassed her, especially with how poorly she hid it, but sometimes she let herself dream. Dreamed of him expressing how much he liked her, dreams of him holding her hand or her latching onto his arm as they walked through marketplaces. He’d ask before touching her hair and placing a kiss on her forehead. He’d smile at her, no one else but her. Like in the romance comics she’d read when she had time. Those were the most romantic experiences she’d ever had. With all her studies, she never even had time for a serious crush, let alone relationship or sex. But meeting Poe changed something inside of her to a point where she couldn’t even think sometimes if he stared at her with those chocolate eyes that hypnotize her. Hell, she was hypnotized by the way his jaw clenched and his eyes filled with anger. He was so hot she could hardly contain herself. Her thoughts wandered on until-

“You’re fucking bald.” Silence cut through the room as Poe stood stiffly in front of the short bald man. Everyone went still, even Binksy. The head of the biology section, Juanant Hemnewi, was red faced and his mouth gaped open. To be fair, no one was expecting Poe to say it. Maybe Forian, possibly Merca but not Poe who had stolen the hearts of the entire Science department in the two months he’d been present. Except for this one guy.

Her eyes widened and she blinked a few times as her mouth gaped open. Sure she was thinking it but she wasn’t ready for him to say it. Merca snorted, stifling a laugh and the other two women gasped.

“You’re a short, bald, bitch, whose career can’t even amount to do everything this woman does in a day let alone a week. Sure she has no degree, but you know what she does have? A better job than you. You barged into the office that she owns to complain because you have the writing skills of a toddler.” The man gaped then closed his mouth.

And Poe smirked, soaking the Scientist panties so fast it was a bit humiliating. Then Merca busted out laughing and everyone turned to look at her as Forian held her upright and she wiped water from her eyes.

She grinned through tears, holding her stomach and wheezing. Then the Scientist grinned. Poe and Merca were right. She’s sexy, smart, and doing far better than this guy. How had she forgotten that for the sake of professionalism and not letting her temper explode. She let out a contained laugh before speaking.

“You’re a jackass whose wife left him for a better man and whose daughter works here but tells people her father died. How are you even talking to me right now?” Through breathy laughter Poe broke out into the smile she loved seeing. Her irritated mood now improved by heaps. Forian rolled his eyes and went back to his sandwich, and the Scientist could only guess that he felt like the threat of danger had significantly decreased.

“You are going to regret the day you decided to even come work here. In fact, you’ll regret the day you even picked up a book related to anything about science.” With a huff the short man stormed out. Through the mocking laughter, the Scientist mustered a response.

“I’m sure I will, but you’re old ass will be dead before I do.” Merca’s fit of laughter increased and Poe looked down at her with a smile. Eventually her laughter died down and she picked her fork back up.

“What a pussy.” another mocking laugh escaped her throat as she grinned and smiled up at Poe. Sure, his statement caught her so off guard she was still in disbelief. But he said something. Something in defense of her, and even though Merca was prepared to commit a violent crime, the Scientist didn’t imagine Merca’s hands roaming up and down her body late at night. And something about a man so fine who she basically just met going to bat for her really inspired something new in her. Something far deeper than her small crush.

⭐⭐⭐

The day was ending as Poe and the Scientist wished everyone a good night. It was just the two of them in the lab now. The regular random experiment that she did with Merca and Forian had just wrapped up. Once more the lab was a mess, cups, papers, bowls, scattered about. She sat at her regular work bench where she was sat the first night she met Poe. Poe was sitting on a chair next to the desk as she focused on a small remote she was building for Binksy. The Scientist however couldn’t find it in herself to focus. Her thighs shifted uncomfortably, as she felt hypnotic brown eyes watching her. Poe’s elbow rested on the table, and one of his hands held his head up. Taking a deep breath she decided to grab the bull by its horns as Merca put it when they had lunch together and she spilled her guts about her feelings regarding Poe.

“Is something wrong?” She asked softly, her voice coming out more squeaky than she wanted. She cursed herself mentally but kept a calm face.

“Huh?” Poe replied. His hair moved in a way that was so cute she just wanted to touch it. She always wanted to touch Poe’s hair, imagining how soft it would feel to grab it while they kissed.

“You’ve been staring at me.” Clearing her throat, she instinctively took her hair and coiled a small piece around her finger. She bit her lip in anticipation. What if he confessed being in love with her right there? She slightly shook her head free of delusions. She never had luck with men nor women, how could Poe who probably has endless experience want her? Sure she was more gorgeous than she sometimes gave herself credit for, and Poe was someone who she’d look amazing with, she was more worried her personality wasn’t anywhere near interesting enough to intrigue him.

“Nothing, I just like looking at your face.” Poe responded quickly, almost like he didn’t have time to think of a different answer, and her head snapped in his direction. His eyes went wide at the quick crack of her neck. He looked nervous, and she scolded herself for the quick snap.

“You…like looking at me?” She asked tentatively. This felt like something out of a book and she was certainly eager to turn the page. He took a breath and shut his eyes, bracing himself almost before he opened his eyes.

“Uh…yeah. I do, you have a pretty face.” She slowly got up and walked over to him before sitting on the desk right in front of his seat where his elbow rested. She felt his eyes ghost over her thighs and she slightly leaned in. Maybe she felt emboldened by the dull ache of exhaustion in her throbbing brain.

“Tell me more.” Her voice was soft and Poe crossed his legs. She wasn’t even sure what she was talking about but Poe sat red faced and averted eye contact.

“You’re pretty. You have really nice hair too and you have good fashion sense. You smell nice and wear cute makeup. But not too much where it’s distracting. And your eyes are really pretty.” It came out in a mumble but she didn’t care. Poe Dameron, the most gorgeous, caring man she’s ever met just told her how much he liked her face. A moment of silence settled over the two, before she remembered to respond.

“...I like your face too. You have good bone structure. And you also have really nice eyes.” Turning away to avoid eye contact, she held back how soft and kissable his lips looked. Slowly, their eyes met and she wanted to just jump into his arms.

“Thanks.” Was all he said while staring into her soul like he could see her desires. The lab melted away within moments and she used her arms to scoot her closer to the edge and closer to him. He looked closer at her and her breath hitched. Her hands brushed over his elbow and they both looked at it. Making a move, Poe moved his elbow before he touched her hand and then looked into her eyes again. A flustered frown was on her face, a bit embarrassed at how badly she wanted him.

More silence.

“You know, I really really like your lips.” He confessed as his hand covered hers completely. His voice now low and even, her ears and neck felt hot.

“...You do?” Was all she could muster. All her confidence left her immediately. Like he took it away in an instant. Like he also took her common sense, her ability to breathe, and much more. He took them away with one glance and her thighs pushed together.

“Yeah. I love the way they look when you smile, I love the way they look when you put on lipgloss.” He continued like he was trying to kill her. And she tried to think. What should she do in this situation? What would a character in one of her thousands of novels do? What would Merca do? Taking a breath she finally responded.

“So do something about it.” It was mumbled but it was still something. Her nerves spiked but a thrill ran through her all the same. This was progress! Looking at it like an experiment, she could learn how he would react to boldness. Or at least that was helping her calm down.

A sly grin came across Poe’s face and he stood up before leaning over her and looking between her eyes and her lips. Then he pressed his lips to her softly and she shut her eyes while her brain melted. It was like eating a piece of candy she hadn’t had in a while. She was more than pleased to report she was right too, Poe’s lips were soft and plush. He pulled away from her and she let out a soft huff. More. She wanted way more.

“How was that for something?” He asked while pressing his forehead against hers.

“It was certainly….something.” Was all she responded while reaching a hand up. He liked her. Or wanted to kiss her at least and she wanted to kiss him too. No use containing herself now. She pulled him back down by his shirt collar and he consumed her with another world stopping kiss.

His tongue scanned over her bottom lip and he led her into a passionate mixing of their tongues and saliva. She wrapped her arms around his neck, the throbbing between her legs harder and harder to ignore by the second. His hands slipped around her waist like she had imagined many times. But this was nothing like her late night fantasies, it couldn’t even compare.

Her legs slowly lifted to go around his waist and she pulled him in closer. He couldn’t be close enough to her it seemed. He pulled away to suck in a deep breath before planting a kiss on her neck. She let out a soft whimper. For a minute, the woman was worried she’d explode. She didn’t know if markings could be left on black people, maybe it depended on the skin tone. She knew Merca gave Forian one during a drunken night but it was barely visible. More like a tender spot on his neck (that Merca enjoyed running up to him and violently poking him in it) for a few days. But she was eager to find out if Poe could leave one on her.

He scooped her up rather tenderly and sucked a passionate bruise into her neck. Trembling, she was more than embarrassed at her eagerness but something about Poe’s slight aggression told her he was more than eager. Something about it felt desperate. He moved backwards, landing in a chair in pulling one of her thighs up and more around his hips. She adjusted her body, and a whimper left him when she pulled back to adjust.

“You okay?” He asked as she knelt with her thighs around his hips.

“Very.” Was all she could muster while planting a desperate kiss on his lips to which he responded with enthusiasm. His large hands cupped her ass, kneading the flesh and she softly moaned into the kiss. He pulled away again and went back to leaving bruises on her neck and he ran his tongue over her neck and planted a soft kiss on the third bruise while he led her hips down onto his. She felt something hard as a rock directly underneath her clit through her pajama pants. He let out a broken groan before he looked at her right in her embarrassed eyes.

“You like that?” The whisper felt like she had been shot but she nodded. He grinned wolfishly before he kissed the skin on top of her breast that was exposed by her cami and she jerked her hips in shock as he went back to his mission of leaving bruises all over her skin. Each kiss left her begging for more and each time she moved her hips the friction killed them both. He was moving her ass with his powerful hands and rotating her hips in a circle and he thrusted his hips upwards. Testing the waters she supposed.

This Scientist underwear was so wet that it felt sticky. She felt dizzy from the burning kisses left on her skin.

“There’s a good girl.” more whispers that caused strong legs to squeeze around his hips. He was admiring the myriad of bruises he left. She found out through the best way possible if black people could get hickeys. It was more than safe to say this was the best experiment. Soft, breathy moans that left her cheeks burning but were spurring Poe onwards.

“You know, you’re so gorgeous. I’ve wanted you for a loooong time.” Now he was whispering directly in her ears. He just automatically knew how to drive her crazy. Her thighs shook, his talking was damn near going to send her into cardiac arrest. She softly moaned out his name, his thrust rubbing against her clit rendering her basically speechless.

He was now focused on gripping her thighs, letting out a grunt in response with his eyes glued to the bulge in his pants meeting her pussy. Taking a thumb, he ran it along her waist band. Could he feel how warm her skin was? Could he feel her heartbeat like she could through her entire body?

“I’m gonna lift you up gorgeous.” She nodded once more, her hands gripping his shoulders. True to word, Poe lifted her with incredible strength and plopped her down on a desk. He was whispering obscene confessions into her ear, and fidgeting with her waistband.

“Can I touch you?” staring into his eyes she desperately nodded and he grinned before pressing a searing kiss to her lips. Slipping his hand down her pants and into her cotton underwear. The flutters in her tummy had her slowly drawing away to see what he was doing. He ran his middle finger and ring in between her lips and shivered at how wet she was. He pressed a finger to her clit and she jumped with a loud squeal. The two both went still.

‘Oh no…’ was all she could think. Then he smiled sweetly at her. She giggled nervously and now they were both giggling.

“Nooooo, I’m sorry” Hiding her face in her palms she sighed in humility. He chuckled down at her.

“Don’t laugh!”A playful hit to his shoulder he took her hand and pressed a tender kiss to the back of her hand.

“You don’t have to be sorry, I’m sorry for taking things so fast.” He apologized to and a head shake came in response.

“I want to go fast.” Her face felt warmer and she looked down at his belt, only able to think about what was behind it. He chuckled once more.

“I don’t want to go too fast and hurt you though. Maybe we can slow things down. Just for tonight?” He pressed another kiss to her neck and she nodded but only at the promise at another time. And she didn’t really want her first time on a desk in a lab. He smiled.

“That’s my girl.” she kissed his lips and he smiled against her lips before he slowly but seemingly against his own will, pulled his hand out of her pants. He let out a shaky breath in response to a whimper she let out. He saw the clear slime on his fingers and she closed her eyes for a second to make sure this was real. He instinctively licked his finger and gave her the other one with herself on it before she sucked herself off of his hand.

“Oh fuck.” The strangled groan left her wanting more. It was safe to say her small crush was far larger than she could’ve ever imagined.

#poe dameron #fem reader #black reader #poe dameron x reader #princess leia #star wars #x reader #shy reader #oscar issac characters #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #leia organa

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todayisawthewhxlewxrld · 3 months ago

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Bro Is it even normal to miss someone you talk to everyday?? Even though you saw him like.. 3 days ago?

I’m going CRAZYY BRO

sometimes when he’s free he randomly starts conversations by telling me he misses me!! but besides that we also have a certain time we always text or call ( lately hasn’t been working out cause I was mad at him but we good now 😁😁 )

My sleep schedule is really messed up because of school and that bitch ass exam so last night I didn’t sleep until 3 am and I would’ve just stayed awake the whole day but he saw me online ( which startled me.. cause I was just stalking his pfp and that means he was on our chat 😭 ) so he went "why are you still awake, zemer?”

( btw he calls me “zemer” which means heart in his language.. and tbh its pretty common to call anyone that nowadays but when he calls me that i just get BWODTSJWVDYXISBWJD you know? Cause it’s him.. )

And he was like "You shouldn’t always study until late at night and give up your sleep” which was really sweet cause omg he cares??

AND THEN HE SAID THIS “Although, I would give up my sleep for you.” I was like giggling and couldn’t concentrate after that so I just went to sleep ( AM I GOING INSANE??? )

HES SO CUTE LIKE HE’S SO CARING AND ALWAYS WANTS WHATS BEST FOR MEE HES ALSO SO FUNNY LIKE OMG??

HE GETS MY WEIRD JOKES THAT I USUALLY KEEP TO MYSELF!!! NEODYSIWBSOBSSOBSSJ

UR FREAK RLLY WAS MAYCHED NORA OMGGG THIS IS SO CUTE IM SO HAPPY FOR UUUU

#axel answers ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★#axel answers// nora

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sunaluvs · 3 years ago

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mfs will try to tell someone fluent in arabic that they translated a quote incorrectly then say "arabic country" in the same breath

#like fix your english before you try to correct me on a language you know jack shit about 😭 fuck outta here w ur goofy ass #man how are you gonna be a religious studies professor and act like that get ur stupid ass out of here #acting like i haven't been reading the quran since i was a literal toddler BITCH i will end ur fucking bloodline SHUT UP #IM SO ANNOYED RN LMFOA GET ME OUT OF HERE #a.speaks

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sunnylands-world · 2 years ago

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So I’d like to request a Draco mafia fanfic. Where someone disrespects the reader and it angers him.

FINE LINE

Pairing: Mafia draco x fem reader

Summary: Draco is a far man he hears bullshit all day but they cross a fine line when it comes to you...

Word count: 729

Warning: language, offense things are said about females [not by Draco], mentions of blood, use of a gun

Universe: mafia

A/n: okay I was supposed to post this at three in the morning but I fell asleep before I could 😭 anyway hope you like it I loved this idea and I had so much fun with writing it so thank you anon and please SHOW SUPPORT IF YOU READ THIS

Draco was never interested in the conversation that took place during these meetings. He just needed the deal, but occasionally he'd run into these talkative bitches who wanted to drink whiskey and complain about their wife's, hints why he called them talkative bitches. They complain all the time. He couldn't care less. Why were they bitching when they had enough money to stop worldwide hunger? They didn't do shit.

They've just been drinking and buying. He thought it was funny they had so many complaints. They were more women than their wives and they [their wives] did more than them. They cooked, cleaned and had babies. The least they could do was let them spend money on the things that make them happy.

"Yeah, like how do rich and wealthy men attract poor sluts," said one of them. Draco couldn't give a shit about his name he wanted to say it was Oliver but the topic made him snicker as he listened in.

"Okay, I mean, I earn all the money just for them to spend."

Probably 'cause you sit on your ass like a lazy bitch that nobody wants to be around, so she's out there screwing one of the drivers.

"All I'm saying is I make the money, I should be decided who spends it and it damn sure shouldn't be going to fucking diapers and sippy cups."

"Amen to that!"

You should have used a condom, selfish motherfuckers.

"Poor Draco over their quiet as a sleeping baby, your wife got you tied down?" Draco took a look at the bald man, but failed to reply which caused laughter to fill the room.

What the fuck is so funny?

"Don't worry man I get it, I had one just like that whore wife of yours working the pole for money. Had no talents before you right?"

Draco glared, his blue eyes turning dark as he let out a dry laugh.

"What the fuck did you say?" The room fell silent as the question left his lips. All eyes were on him for his mistake.

Draco thought he was a straightforward man. He had two rules, one of which was to make the deal so that everybody would be happy and no one would die, and two, not to disrespect the queen.

When Draco met you, you were a stripper, but you had to pay college tuition and your job at the café didn't cover everything. Of course, when you got together, he paid it all for you. You were studying now peacefully and he was satisfied with you kicking your feet up and working hard for your degree, but sometimes people made the mistake of disrespecting you the way this fat fucker did and he did not take well to people talking about you at all.

Now the guy wasn't stupid. He knew once the room went quiet, he made a mistake. Draco's hand was placed on his weapon and an inhuman glance was on his face. Everything was intended to be simple. Come to the casino, make the exchange and leave, but he couldn't let that pass, because you weren't a whore at a club. You were the queen to the biggest Mafia leader.

"Come on, man, you're not seriously upset about some bitch." he laughs, swallowing his fear.

Bitch?

"Look, I'm sure she would understand that it's all a joke. I didn't mean any harm, it's just the truth after all."

Sure, you might but Draco didn't find it amusing and you weren't here right now. Draco stood to his feet from the leather couch, aiming the gun at the prick resting into the chair, his eyes wide in fear as he realized what's to come. The gun fires. The loud noise with the muzzle flash sending a fire colored hue through the room as one bullet is shot through his head and the other in his nuts.

The blood splattered on his face like paint flickered on a canvas, Draco's jaw clenched as he pulled the trigger. He took the gun placing it on a red napkin before he wiped it clean putting it back.

"Get rid of this pig and get my fucking money." he says, walking from the private room and heading home to you.

If you didn't get it from what just happened, you don't mess with the queen. That's a warning.

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romiantic · 4 years ago

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‘𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔

⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝒎𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒎𝒊 𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒐 𝒙 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍!𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ࿐ྂ

彡 ❛ 𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ❜

彡 𝗳𝘁. megumi fushiguro

彡 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: fluff

彡 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: language

彡 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿’𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: apparently this was a request and whoever requested I am SO sorry for the long wait 😭

𐐂*·˚ ̗̀➛ 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 is someone you see as one not to fall in love easily and being Toji’s son quite proves it. Love doesn’t come easily to him unless it’s the right person until...

⤷ Megumi finds himself not being able to focus on his studies whatsoever, which is weird to him. No matter how hard he tries or distracts himself, the small thoughts of you continue to linger in his mind

⤷ He finds himself being extra nice to you meanwhile still being a slight bit of a stoic bully to Yuji and Nobara

⤷ Sparring with Megumi became easier than before, it seems as if he lets you off easier, even when you told him not to

⤷ Megumi tags along on beauty supply store runs which is a shocker to everyone since he doesn’t have a social battery and going on missions with Gojo, Yuji, and Nobara already embarrasses him enough

⤷ He catches himself contemplating on whether or not to hold your hand while you’re searching around for your shampoo. Thankfully your often questions about what to choose for almost everything, turn off his contemplation

⤷ To add on, he always pays every time it’s only you two that go out, usually, the two of you take turns on who pays but it’s been more often times of Megumi pays

⤷ The boy is more of a caretaker than a classmate, taking great care of you whenever injured on a mission or you’re not feeling so well. Quiet times included him stealing glances as he bandages your bruised body and nervous smiles

⤷ He casually asks you if you’re taking care of yourself, mentally, emotionally, and physically, and if not, he gives you a small scolding or leaves you a small care basket at your door

⤷ The boy becomes a blushing mess whenever you call him “Fushi” or “ ‘Gumi”, stutters in his response or hiding under his uniform while Nobara and Yuji laugh and tease him about those nicknames (what makes him blush the hardest is when you call “fushigumi”)

⤷ His music expands into more of something you listen to, adding new artists and growing into a liking for them. Also sending you playlists made by him that you might like (the boy can make some bomb ass playlist)

⤷ Alone times that are meant for you are now occupied with study dates with Megumi or a walk around Japan

⤷ He has the tendency to grow a calm yet anxious nature whenever you come around, his brain clouded with how well you look today or how perky you tend to be around your classmates whenever you all are goofing around

⤷ The boy realizes how deeply in love he is with you and asks you out on a night of stargazing on the roof

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: @blackweebtrash @tsumusitadori @myhoodacademia @asaincy @morosis-haze @noirstoxin @r-raiinah @thechinadoll @mypimpademia

if you would like to be added onto the taglist, fill out the form on my navi !!

彡 mmcht can’t believe I’m JUST now seeing this 💔💔💔

彡 again to whoever requested, I am sooooo sorry for the wait 😭😭

彡 hope you guys enjoyed <33

bye babes, drink your water, stay hydrated, and remember that you are the baddest bitch on the planet 🥰 no matter what ANYONE says

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 𝟕:𝟕 💗

#x black reader #jjk x black reader #jjk x black!reader #💌 ━━ ….𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 #megumi x black reader #megumi x black!reader #megumi fushiguro x black reader #megumi fushiguro x black!reader #jjk headcanons #megumi headcanons #anime x black reader #anime x black!reader

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annapostsstuff · 5 years ago

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Tag💕

@ravena-dottir tagged me and I’ll respond bc why the fuck not😌

Name: Anna

Nickname: Annita, Anny, Anne, shorty, fatty,Queen Anne (gotta luv my bf💖), pink ranger, Po (one Halloween me and my friends dressed up as the Teletubbies, I was Po😂), mistress of the dark and evil, and the list goes on and on...

Zodiac sign: I’m not great with astrology but I’m a Virgo ♍️ and that’s pretty much all I know 🙃🤷🏻‍♀️

Height: A L M O S T 5’2 😭

Languages you know: English, Spanish and Clown 🤡, in all seriousness I’d love to learn more languages tho...

Nationality: I have double citizenship, Mexican and American.

Favorite Season: FALL, the weather, the colors, everything, Winter is a close second tho...

Favorite Flowers: Orchids and Roses, don’t make me choose bc I love both, they’re beautiful, they’re elegant, idk just love them❣️...

Favorite scent: Ok this is a tricky one because when it comes to perfume I usually go for floral, fresh, fruity scents. But I also love random scents like fresh coffee, vanilla, fresh linen, the earthy smell when it rains, idk, I’m really weird when it comes to this 😂

Favorite Color: is rainbow a color?🤔 Kidding, I love black, purple, blue and pink, in no specific order...

Favorite Animal: Oh man, I LOVE animals, I don’t really have a favorite, I couldn’t possibly pick one bc there’s something special about every animal that I like... but to keep it short I’m gonna go for Lions, butterflies, dolphins, but I honestly don’t have a favorite...

Favorite fictional character: Oh boy! This is gonna be a LONG one, good thing is that this isn’t fictional crush or else I’ll be here for hours and hours and there wouldn’t be enough characters, I’m gonna try to keep it short:

•Harry Potter (First fictional/celebrity crush EVER)

•Hermione Granger (Gotta love a smart bitch)

•Dr. Christina Yang from Grey’s anatomy (My ultimate spirit animal and soul sister)

•Captain America (America’s ass, come on I have to🤷🏻‍♀️😂)

•Natasha Romanoff (My bisexuality really jumped out watching CA:TWS)

•Jean Grey (We stan a powerful mutant)

•Mr. Darcy P&P (Do I even have to explain this one?🙄)

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE, this isn’t even a question, I love coffee so so much, I drink like 4 coups a day,maybe more, no kidding...

Average sleep hours: Around 3 and 5 hours, sometimes I get some extra hours...

Dog or cat person: Like I said, I love animals, I’m not a “dog or cat” person, I’m an animal person😌 I have both dogs and cats and I love them all🤷🏻‍♀️

Number of blankets you sleep with: One, depending of the weather it’s either a heavy blanket or a light one...

Blog Established: I don’t even remember how the fuck I got here, but hey here I am 🙃🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Followers: I don’t really know, around 100 last time I checked, but I love y’all 💕

Random fact: Random should be my middle name, honestly, but ok here are some random facts about me:

•When I was little I was OBSESSED with the power rangers(I even had to fight some bitches bc I WAS the pink ranger and you can suck it Susan, this isn’t a democracy🖕🏻) I actually had a couple of Power Rangers themed birthday parties and that’s what I wanted to be growing up, a power ranger... and a veterinarian, bc why the fuck not😌

•I’ve never, EVER have studied for a test in my life, idk if I’m proud or embarrassed for admitting this😂, but yeah I have a really really good memory so I used to pay attention at school and that was pretty much all the study I needed🤔

Im not gonna tag anyone specifically, but hey if you wanna take your time and do this, be my guest💗

By the way

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all❣️

#random tag #get to know me #im a weirdo

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