#THIS WILL HAUNT ME

[frownyalfred]

I forgot to mention how after an edible the other night I dreamed up a scenario where Alfred was replaced by Tim Gunn from project runway and the batkids kept asking him for help and he’d just wave a hand and say “make it work!”

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Okay but can you imagine Jarro actually was a Robin in this timeline and not the og one? Like Tim is stalking and is like “Is—Is that fucking starfish as Robin?” Then he messages the Bats like:

Cardinal: A starfish?

Oracle: Yep.

Cardinal: …Okay.

GOD- THE FUCKING CHAOS

Tim: I fixed everything

Jarro: :D

Tim: ....I may have made a mistake.

[astraios-art]

could you draw an unsettlingly detailed :v emoticon please?

uhm… I hope this is what you meant.. 👍

[birdy-bird27]

This is an unlikely crossover! But one inspired by @volivolition I put our two blorbos together :)

[andromedacarriesaxes]

I dont know.

[windforkthewriter]

Why did no one tell me that Hozier pitched up is a thing!??! I've been losing my mind listening to her. Oh my gosh!

[dyrewrites]

People need to stop asking me what I do.

And if they choose to do so despite my obvious dislike of the question, they should certainly not follow my honest answer with, "oh. What do you write?"

No. No. You're supposed to lose interest at, "horror author."

Everyone else does.

Why didn't you, Costco cashier I think I worked with somewhere else in my teens but doesn't remember me, why didn't you?

My, "mostly short stories, but I'm editing a horror fantasy novel right now."

Was the bad answer. Why did I say that. Why did I invite more words.

She asked for more and I gave her the best rendition of a carefree laugh I could manage and tried to explain Weald and Wen.

This stopped questions on content but led to, "and are you published or is it a hobby, do you make money on it?"

"I am published, doing it myself though so no on the money. Made maybe $20 this year (this is wrong but close enough). Not a lucrative career, fun though."

"Do you do anything else then?"

"Nope. No. I'm not...able to. Anxiety. If I did your job I'd be broken in an hour."

We waited quietly after that. For the thing they had to check for me, which is why we were chatting.

I am beyond uncomfortable. I shared more than I am now even. Was shaking a little as I left.

Needed to sit and breathe in the car before driving home. Did not go to the other store Intended to.

Anxiety is stupid. Small talk is worse. Why did I keep responding with honesty. I could have lied and said I sell kitschy clay chicken feet on etsy and that would have been less awkward.

[3thingsnothidden]

I love you to the core. I see you. Everything that makes you who you are, all of it. Every jagged piece you think doesn’t deserve it, those too.

To be so seen and so loved

[mielgf]

besties today i was handed an opportunity to have small talk with a cutie patootie on a silver platter and i fumbled because i was too nervous… he literally initiated such a perfect opportunity and i didn’t bite… i’m so dumb………..

[heyimcelery]

Guys I went to bed for I am weak did anything change with the website at all in the last like 10 hours????

[bellcza]

thinking about how xavi did everything in his power to protect this club and the players bc he knows what it’s like and it wasn’t enough.

[f1-disaster-bi]

https://www.threads.net/@alex.albon.updates/post/DDxVoIgIxZE?xmt=AQGzXaE4-isJCeeb-dZx7BMZVUa8FYVujtOkNDWLvwO1ug

Yeah i don't know what to say but it made me laugh 😂😂😂

Anon that is simultaneously terrifying and hilaroius!!!

George is so scary. That face oh my god. Of all the pictures they could have picked aksafdj

Lando.....you can't convince me that there wasn't a time where there was a party in the MTC and Daniel tried to dare Lando into photocopying his bare ass (or maybe in some au somewhere....)

Why do Alex and Charles look so normal???

[brawngp2009]

I follow you bc I love you

[softmxf]

this is like that one meme when it's like. no fear. they never release the EU version of Queer with the alternative cut of the first sex scene between Lee and Allerton (2024) ONE FEAR

[doegirldaydreamer]

yeah i hid everything from you until i couldn’t anymore but please understand it was all i could do to protect you.