#THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS

[intercrusher]

people always think house is a cat and wilson’s a dog

WRONG

they’re both cats just different types. house is one of those fuck ass cats whos an asshole and is so smug for no reason will pee in your bathtub. will outsmart you but he has the disadvantage of a bad hind leg so he can’t destroy shit on tall surfaces. he tries to act aloof but hes kinda clingy?? gets upset when you don’t pay attention to him.

wilson is a nice cat, so cuddly but aloof at the same time. also manipulative, he will make you give him food even tho he has eaten and is a bitch when he doesn’t like you. oh and hes an indoor cat who somehow mated with at least three outdoor female cats.

[luvsubbymen]

Thinking about edging a boy till he is out of breath and can barely process anything, not a single thought in his mind as he turns into a babbling mess

[ubepan]

shang qinghua, about mobei-jun: there's nothing better than a cold beauty that lets down their guard for you and, despite their frigid nature, spoils you

luo binghe, listening from the kitchen, amazed: he gets it...

[minimarvelh]

Tony: Steve, there is something I need to tell you about your interaction with Peter.

Steve: I know, I know, if I ever hurt him during our meetings, you will kill me.

Tony: no, Pepper will. And I will help.

[yooboobies]

angel ⋆:･ﾟ

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[theaceofarrows]

GCPD: [brings Red Hood in for questioning] -deaths of a dozen gang members- what- what is that?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: I'd think you'd know what a cat was, dumbass. It's not like Catwoman exists or anything

GCPD: We know what a cat- how did you smuggle your cat past security?!

Jason: It's not my cat, it's Robin's. Not that Bat's knows that of course

[nailsinmywall]

textbook curufinwe

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about the way Wade "jumps" awake after dying and for some reason my brain can't stray from the idea of him 'asleep' in bed only to sit up panting because he gets cancer blockages that's causing really bad sleep apnea and therefore briefly dies because of it.

Some nights, Logan will be laying near his chest and wake up from his breathing stopping, sit up, and shake him a bit (yeah, as if that helps)

"Wade...WADE!"

He jumps awake with a gasp and then whines at him all sleepy like. "Whaattt?"

"Your heart stopped again..."

"Annndd???? It does that."

"Soo why is she taking you so much?"

Wade groans half asleep, rolls over and scooches himself back into Logans arms muttering "I dont know, It's her deathaversery soon. Shes probably just lonely."

"Deathave- what?"

"The day she died, Logan keep up."

"..... death can die?"

"Did you not read the comics at all??? God...yes death can die. Everything dies eventually. Even the universe... now jus' hold me.."

So now, Logan is holding wade, litsening to his heart, awake, and wondering how the hell death can die. And what comics? Death has comics about her life?- well.. death?

Other times, like when napping in the car, he'll sleep from the comute from home to the school and half way home Wade will just sit up holding his chest and gasping loudly.

"JESUS-"

"I died!"

"I can see that! Do you mind not scaring the shit out of me!? Im tryna drive!"

"I can't help it that my heart stops randomly!!??"

"For fuck sakes, Wade.. you need to get that checked out."

"Get what checked out? My entire body? Thanks ive been working out- OF COURSE I CANT GET CHECKED OUT Im 99% cancer!!"

"DONT YOU FUCKIN YELL AT ME YOURE THE ONE THATS GONNA MAKE US CRASH-"

"IF YOU BOTH DONT STOP YELLING ILL KILL YOU BOTH!" says a very fed up Laura, who doesn't even know how theyre together all they do is argue.... sheesh...

[literallymikewheeler]

i fully believe that after the war, peeta loved katniss even more then he did before.

like, this man was trained to KILL katniss, yet he still fell back in love.

his original love towards katniss was first, and unconditional love. he saw her as beautiful no matter what and failed to see a lot of her flaws. however, when he gets hijacked, her flaws are ALL he notices about her. the line "you're not very big, are you? or particularly pretty?" makes it clear that the old peeta is gone (or is he??🤨) and he is noticing for the first time that katniss is completely average looking. but while the book progresses, so does peetas feelings for katniss (obviously.) this is most apparent when he blocks her from killing herself. why did he do that?? he didnt have to. he owed her nothing.

but he couldn't. and whether he knew it or not, he couldn't live without her. he was still trying to protect her.

the very end of the book is when we see the most love come from peeta (and again, obviously.) whether it is the fact that he came back to 12, or that he planted primroses for prim, he loves her. platonically and romantically. and i think that after all they have been through, it is just beautiful. and eventually seeing that he feels comfortable enough to sleep with her again, after he was hijacked to try to kill her every chance he got, it shows that he trusts himself a lot more around her.

finally the ending "you love me? real or not real?" "real." confirms that not only did he love katniss, but she loved him too.

anyways thanks for coming to my tedtalk!

[rockpapertheodore]

Bad hyucking joke

Did you hear about the baby frog who had genetics indicating he was ~10% Polish?

He was only a tad Pole.

[musashi]

[junkypenni]

GLaDOS: YOURE the moron they made to make me an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

Wheatley:

[noahreids]

Variety's Actors on Actors | Nicholas Galitzine & smiles.

[wordsofasarcast]

headcanon that Nico is a really good ice-skater but every time he and Will go skating together he gets flustered or distracted by Will's mere existence and trips over his own feet. Will, as a result, thinks he's a beginner and insists on Nico holding his hand for safety.

And Nico doesn't tell him otherwise, he doesn’t mind if it means Will keeps holding his hand… 

...Anyway, I wrote a fic about it, it's called ice blue, trippin' over you

[minimarvelh]

Peter: mr. Stark, do you love me?

Tony: I would die for you, so without hesitation I would say yes, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

[yooboobies]

sleepy must get cuddles thankfully he has a hobi

{cr. jung-koook}