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renn-aissance · 17 days ago

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Of course when I’m not even trying for an Astarion romance I’m SWIMMING in getting his romance scenes. Honestly, I don’t think I had two of them on my first run!

I love Astarion, he’ll forever be my bbg and the loml but I’m trying to do a Gale romance and I find myself going ‘WHAT DO YOU WANT’ whenever Astarion needs to tell me something lol

#shitpost #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #lol #like please sir I wasn’t even choosing dialogue options that I thought you’d like #if anything #my approval rating is higher NOW than before!#Sorry but this really is a vampire boyfriend dating simulator #this game is killing me #To be honest I kind of wish that this WAS my Astarion romance because how this is all playing out feels more natural #like #I turned down Astarion twice before the Tiefling party #then at the party I got that line about him not liking feeling like a hero #then it was pretty flirty and I made him say please #then I met him later and had vavoom #then when I was in the Underdark and long rested there he gave me that line where he’s like ‘here’s my little treat with their cheeks #… all flushed’#and he asked me if I was going to bed with him #and I told him maybe some other time #then he said he’d be yearning for me until I was ready #then I got the mirror scene and told him he had a sharp smile #dangerous eyes #but wasn’t as good as Gale #AND HE APPROVED #he said he needed to get his beauty sleep if he wanted to #catch up with the competition #THIS SUCKS ASS I LOVE ASTARION SO MUCH BUT IM REALLY TRYING FOR MAGIC MAN #and my approval is EXCEPTIONAL for Gale and only very good for Astarion

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