#THIS SHIT WAS SOOO FUCKING CRAZYYY

[killerof1983]

draw & donate is pretty fun (roblox)

[liinos]

i need bsd to stop playing with me and reveal fyodor's ability but i know they won't bc it hasn't even been revealed in the manga 🧍🏻‍♀️

[hearts-4-vicky]

Thinking of reader absolutely bitching camgirl!gp!Chaewon. 69ing with her at first but you tasted so good she asked you to completely sit on her face, making her eyes roll back and cumming untouched when you completely sat on her face. Her viewers loved seeing her so submissive because she’s always been the dominant one in her videos.

uh oh!! ill need clean up on isle MY SCREEN😝 (im so sorry)

warnings: g!p chaewon, switch/subby chaewon, camgirl chaewon, switch reader, 69, face sitting, half of a blowjob (does that make sense), chaewon sound like a fuck boy for a bit…, slight dirty talk, mommy kink😔, the viewers r weird um i was literally passed out writing their lines, lipstick marks, i think thats it?

not proofread🎀

all her streams were straight to the point! the highest donator picks out what chaewon and her guest would do

fearlesshuhjin sent $100!

fearlesshuhjin: 69 please!

She looks at you for a second, seeing as her eyes darken for briefly, before turning her attention back to the laptop that was filming you both.

“You got it huhjin!” She laid down, ripping her boxers off as she waited for you to get on top of her. “Hurry up pretty girl.. can’t keep the fans waiting” You gulp as you start to mount chaewon, lowering your face to her hard dick. She grips your ass before giving your right cheek a harsh slap which earns a whimper from you. Chaewon chuckles before bringing your cunt closer to her face, blowing air on your entrance “s-stop fucking teasing!” you say before slapping her inner thigh, “okay okay! fuck…” She licks at your entrance and the viewers saw as her eyes lit up the moment her tongue tastes your sweet pussy, shoving her whole face into your wet cunt to savor the flavor😛 moaning at chaewons eagerness, you start stroking her length while peppering her pink tip with wet kisses, slowly making your way down the sides of her pretty cock, leaving pink lipstick marks to claim it as yours.

“f-fuck mamas, taste sooo good!! need more..please baby” her voice was muffled as comments started to spam as they wondered if this was the real Chaewon or not😭

bitchesonmyd: yooo how tf is chaewon acting like a submissive lil bitch? thought she was a big bad bitch 😒

pussydestroyer69420: bro how can she be big at 163 cm? make it make sense💀🙏

stayhorny: damnn can yall shut the fuck up we came to jerk off not argue tf😤😤😤

user9503620563: could not edge to this, squirted immediately!

user6969: this was NOT her number, still good tho!

her whimpers sent vibrations throughout your core, edging you closer to your sweet release😵‍💫 taking notice of this, she tried to heal her pride as she starts to tease you “you already close slut? crazyyy we just star-“ “get back to it chaewon.” quickly shutting up, she laps at your pulsing pussy (haha pp) grabbing your hips to force you to grind on her skilled mouth. You sit up, deciding to leave her hard cock to focus on your orgasm more

“oh FUCK!- ugh cmon baby eat mommy some more! shit your tongue… soo good!” grinding harder on her face, suffocating her as your thighs quivered on both sides of Chaewons head😵‍💫 Chaewon doubled her efforts, shoving her tongue deeper into your fat pussy, wanting to hear your praises more. she gripped your thighs as she started thrusting into the air, you took notice as her cock started to twitch. you put a finger on her tip to stop her from blowing her load all over you, “You fucking stupid or something? think you can cum without mommy’s permission? stop thinking with your weak ass dick and make me squirt bitch.” Wanting to please you, she drilled her tongue even deeper into your core, bringing a hand to rub your neglected clit. Your back arched as your moans turned into loud squeals and screams of her name. Your juices were slowly dripping down her lips, before she licked them to savor your sweet taste. “Ah! s-shit! Im close baby! So so cloSE!” She got excited at the chance of tasting more of you! starting go speed up her movements and exploring more of your sweet, fat pussy😵‍💫 “O-oh shIT!” you came violently in her mouth, your back arched as you tilt your head to loudly moan into the night.

She drank every drop of your sweet nectar, sucking on your entrance as if she was dying of thirst. “M-mmgh! fuck yeah baby… take it all .. ugh!” rubbing your pussy back and forth on her eager mouth, filling it with your juices. Your pussy tasted wayy to good for her not to cum right away! Her sperm got everywhere! The sheets, your face and tits, even her stomach wasn’t safe from her warm load😵‍💫 Humping the air as if she was deep in your pussy. As you both rode your high, you grabbed the laptop to check on the comments

cockneedingsucking: What the fuck? chaewon’s supposed to be the dominant one! she has the cock!

finally catching your breath to clap back at this rando

“Bitch! shut the fuck up! You’re probably a sad and pathetic excuse of a person. stay mad no one wants to suck your nasty little one inch wonder”

you ended the stream after the viewers started shitting on the guy, leaving you with a pussy drunk chaewon. Her face stained with your orgasms from earlier and her stomach sticky with her warm load. You slowly lick up all the cum from her abs, gathering it all in your mouth as Chaewon squirms under you. Showing her all of her cum in your mouth, before tilting your head back and swallowing it all in one gulp then showing your empty mouth after a few seconds.

“damn… that was hot as fuck baby.. can I be your girl?”

Chaewon’s words were slurred, seeming as if she was actually drunk from something that wasn’t your pussy. Cleaning her face with the nearest shirt, you cuddle up next to Chaewon. grabbing the nearest pillow to lay your head on it, guiding chaewon to lay her head on your chest. Her soft, half lidded eyes looked up at you, awaiting an answer

“I’ll think about it darling.. rest now okay?”

“okay… stay with me though? please?”

“Of course”

You stroke her hair as her eyelids started to droop, before closing to let Chaewon drift off to dreamland. Kissing her head, you hug her closer to your chest.

I guess this is alright, was the last think you thought of before as you too start to fall asleep..

hi my loves❤️ im so sorry this took so long😭 i was a bit busy trying to save my relationship… AND IM REALLY SORRY ABT ALL THE UPDATES ABT MY BF N SHIT OMG ill get more reqs done soon!

THANK YOU FOR OVER 200 FOLLOWERS HOLY AHIT THERES SO MANY OF YOU

Stay safe and love ya lots!

-Vicky💋

[suffarustuffaru]

If you don't mind me asking but when did you first get into re:zero

yeah i dont mind at all :o ig yallre gonna hear my full origin story now haah. its my—my… ok id say tragic backstory but i dont think this is really that tragic LMAO. my humorous backstory? silly backstory?

anyway i got into rezero in summer of 2020!! this was months before s2 started airing and by around this time there was just s1, s1 directors cut may or may not have been out?? i forgor :<, but then s2’s first teaser came out right about now.

it was quarantine…. i was bored one day and wanted smth new to watch… and by then id only really briefly seen rezero—like you know that s1 promo poster with subaru standing there while surrounded by some of the main girls in s1 (beatrice felt emilia rem ram)?? yeah id seen that. in the back of my mind i kinda assumed the show was just another one of those abt a dude surrounded by his harem of girls or smth?? :< but then i learned the Real Premise is the time travel. via death!!!! and ive always loveddd angst and whump so i was like “NO FUCKING WAY I HIT THE JACKPOT” and eagerly looked into rezero some more to see if it was worth watching. and then i saw all the shit reviews on rz that never seemed to agree on if it was good or not…… and then gigguk’s video…… and then i saw mother’s basement on youtube make a defense of rezero s1 and i was like!!! ok fuck it im watching this show. i want the angst i want the complex time travel shit. i think id spoiled myself on a couple of subarus deaths by this point trying to decide if i should commit to rezero and then i started binge watching s1!! esp when i was like ok this is a good time to get into it s2 was announced right??

anyway i got hooked on rezero fr 👍👍 the first s1 emisuba lap pillow had me quaking in my boots ;-;;; and i was already invested from ep1 bc i liked the characters a lot already!!! i am simply BUILT DIFFERENT i loved subaru from day one!!! by the royal selection episodes ofc i was dying of secondhand embarrassment but tbh i grew even more invested in rezero after that!! i was and still am super impressed that the narrative had the balls to have subaru fuck up sooo so so bad there. like seeing that emisuba argument and the julisuba duel for the first time was crazyyy. the conflict was really good and the latter s1 development…. woagh.

and then you know i finish s1 and i immediately get to researching how to read, i read arc 4’s wn and bawl my eyes out from the sheer amount of rollercoaster both the emotions and Long Ass Novel gave me (yes i was bawling my eyes out at parent and child) (yes i was bawling my eyes out at choose me) (yes i was bawling my eyes out for all the suffering loops) (yes i was bawling) (i have no clue how i read all those pages fr like that arc is massive), i speedrun arc 5, i accidentally spoil certain bits for myself (arc 6 stuff), i read most of arc 6 in spurts, tune in every week for s2 (and bawled my eyes out seeing the s2 part 1 op for the first time) etc etc!! one thing lead to another and now i am here…….. three yrs in this fandom… nearly (?) a yr being active on rezero tumblr… HAH

also i made a reddit account back inn…. 2020 or 2021 bc i wanted to be a tinyyy bit active in rezero reddit (this was half a mistake btw. i think i have more balls of steel now but my younger self was sooooo naive. shaking them by the shoulders. this is an anime fandom!!!!!! and this is reddit!!! whatre u expecting???? i am less shy now on the internet thats for sure!!). anyway im still a tiny bit active on rz reddit now after not touching it for like a year. now i use my reddit account for spreading otto propaganda and slander /lh …../hj

but anyway ive never been active in fandoms until rezero and thats bc id usually lurk and a lot of my past hyperfixation medias were :< big fandoms :<<< but then. ok im a fanfic enjoyer and i didnt write much fanfic or publish fic at all before this fandom but then in 2020 after watching s1 i checked rezero’s ao3 page and *sniffles* *sobs* thERE WAS ONLY LIKE 2 PAGES ON THERE MAN….. A WHOLE DESERT…. yes and then one thing lead to another and now there is more fic and also ig id be considered an english fic writer elder maybe…… i started posting in like fall/winter 2020? and maaaan im one of the only ppl from that era whos still posting i think!!! ive seen the entire english fanfic scene pop up!! ive participated in a bunch of community events… sooo wild to think about. i feel old guys!!!

but now i have gotten more and more active in the rz fandom yes :3 its been fun!! rezero is very important media to me and ive met lots of cool people in my time here :) when october 2024 rolls around itll be s3 time (AAAAA HYPE HYPE HYPE) and like four yrs of me being in this fandom?? its wild but my lifes genuinely changed a lot bc of me getting into rezero!! met lots of cool people… made pals… gotten my writing and art out there and improved on it via. large amounts of rezero fanart HAH.. became more unhinged.. etc etc :D even got to meet one of my buddies i met via rezero irl 👍👍 more irl crossover events will happen i swear.

also gigguk in my eyes redeemed himself for his old rezero skit vid by making a glowing review for rezero s2 with his pals. i can forgive him i suppose :<<<

in conclusion: idk if i count as a fandom elder but i sure have a lot of my own fandom lore pfft :<<<

[bytedykes]

Hewwo! Yue Qingyuan seems to be a special guy to you, so him for the ask game ✌️

Sexuality Headcanon: gay but i think he's too depressed to date. he has emotional erectile dysfunction

Gender Headcanon: cis man 😔 ive thought about transfem yqy before too but i dont really see him going anywhere with it. he doesnt have time for self exploration he has a sect to run and also all this unspeakable misery

A ship I have with said character: hehe... mqf/yqy... i like them... its really niche but @pathos-logical and i initially thought of it as a joke but it's so serious now. doctor sexy x worst patient EVERRR !! i dont have anything concrete to say about this ship they just eat my brain

A BROTP I have with said character: i actually really like his canon relationship with sqq, even though we only ever really see how sqq thinks of him. yqy reminds sqq of his own older brother which i think is really sweet and also sad :( i also think yqy would like sqq as his own person, if it ever came out that sqq isnt sj. i mean he already likes him but like independently of shen jiu i do think they could have a good relationship

A NOTP I have with said character: QI/JIU. i don't ship them. words cannot communicate how much i don't ship them. i knowww that they're in a danmei fitting all the bl tropes but like i don't want it and i don't see it and i just do not ship it. i find them much much more compelling as a platonic relationship. fandom has also highkey ruined any warm feelings i might have had toward romantic yqy/sj because of the way people popularly portray them - i think the way a lot of people write qi/jiu is very sj-centric and often not very in line with what i think is accurate yqy characterization (also i don't like sj for similar fandom mischaracterization reasons but w/e). but that's just my opinion !

A random headcanon: i think he would be sooo good with babies i think it would be awesome to put a baby in that man's arms and have him hold it for a while. also a mandated beach vacation wouldn't fix him but it would greatly benefit him. also i think he has chronic pain from xs + the qi deviation and his spirit veins are all fucked up and who does he talk about this with? no one <3 <3 <3 #1 sufferer in silence

General Opinion over said character: i fucking love this mankjghilsadhkads IM SUCH A SUCKER for fucked up tragic characters who are stuck in a pit of eternal misery ok i eat that shit uppp. i really like how yqy's narrative is that ultimately he did his best and tried so hard and failed anyway and then could never bring himself to defend himself despite it not being his fault and that's the tragedy. he blames himself so so bad and he will never say anything because he doesnt feel he deserves to!!! the decades long miscommunication with the person who matters most to him is also soooo. ugh. he makes me crazyyy!!! i really like how he's a very flawed, complex person, who is kind and caring but also the #1 enabler on this goddamn mountain. his indirect treatment of lbh is really interesting to me too. i love yqy he sucks so bad <333

ty for the ask!!! you're right he IS a special guy to me and i love him soo much <3

[johnslittlespoon]

I love your bucky is dog fic so much!!! I reread it all the time it's so heart-warming and funny and just ahhh so good!! refreshing ao3 patiently and excitingly waiting for more<33

(a BIG mix of non–brainrot asks so i don't spam the timeline <33 some of these are from so long ago i'm so sorry. also lil disclaimer at the end about some specific asks i've been getting recently and why i won't be answering them! x)

1) !!?? you REREAD IT?? my heart wtf that's so sweet??? 😭💗 THANK U SM i will do my best to not let u down with future chapters even if shit gets a little bit angstier SDJKG <33

2) LMAO backseat gala–ing from the comfort of a couch 😭 judging the outfits as if they don't show up in plain tuxes half the time <3

3) <3333 thank u omg sjgkdk i'm so happy if my lack of stfu ability brings any bit of joy to anyone LOL

4) ILY THX LEGEND @air-exec u enable me too much <33

5) ALWAYS HAPPY TO INDULGE!! thank u for indulging my constantly rotting brain ur so kind 😭 <333

6) yaurrr i think it's just bc i do Not enjoy being around children LMAO i can't ever get into pregnancy/family dynamic type fics in general, i wish i could tho bc they're so wholesome :') but YEAH exactly ugh. it's like. the action of talking about it, especially when it's unattainable, is so intimate bc it's like an "i love you this much" thing. but it's also so hot bc the possession of it (and possible feminization depending on the pairing) sighhh

also i feel that sooo hard, sometimes you just gotta go where ur writing heart takes u yk? it's hard to write something if ur not fully invested :') and omg stop i WILL cry. 😭💗 wtf. thank YOU!! ofc i would read!! some ideas just /hit/ and urs is one of them <33 but also yes omg it's UP there (if not at the top) on my list of pwps i wanna write once i finish yad(iym) <33 thank you for sharing urs too and sending u good writing vibes regardless of what u write!!

7) GAHH this ones been on my ao3 read later since u sent this ask in!!! i literally have started a doc with links to moots fics i need to read/general fics i've stumbled across that look good and this one is for sure going in it. i do love reading sooo much, i just have the hell combo of adhd and dyslexia but i did start concerta a couple weeks ago which has def made it a bit easier to read lmfao thank fuck.

i think i just get in this headspace where i'm either a reader or a writer when i'm working on smth, idk if anyone else does this? i have a hard time slipping btwn both mindsets, i'm usually locked in on one at a time LOL but i need to get my shit together bc fuck everyone in this fandom writes so damn good and i want to leave long essays on all the fics and hype people up <33 i think once i finish the dog fic i'll take a few days to just consume my reading list to celebrate SJDGK

also omg i can't believe this ask is from before i even posted it that's crazyyy MY BAD. thank u and also that made me giggle JSKDG if that's my legacy in this fandom i'm honestly so happy ab that okay dog coded bucky is everything to me and i will do whatever i can to do him justice <333 and thank u again for the rec!

8) [ X ] UGHHH stop mammal RUINED me. he's soososoo pretty i want to die i think about that barry era as curt in the motaverse so often it makes me sick. i love pretty twinks!! xx (i have a whole motaverse au curtbucky where curt looks like 2012–ish barry and he's ken's age and they're cute lil mechanics together and it's so stupidly elaborate and niche and maybe i'll do smth w it one day who knows)

9) this is very sweet and i do appreciate you respecting my boundaries! thank you <3 i think a lot of people get annoyed at adults asking minors not to interact with nsfw posts on here bc the argument is always "they're gonna look even if you ask them not to" which, yeah, true! i was a teenager growing up online, i sure as hell did not let 18+ warnings stop me ever lmfaoo. i'm not telling minors to stay off my account because ik if people wanna find specific content, they're gonna find it. if teens are learning ab gay sex thru my blog, then at least they're learning ab it from a gay man who tries to keep things realistic in fic and who isn't a creep LOL.

that being said, i more so bar off minors interacting with my nsfw posts/writing bc i personally just feel uncomfortable discussing stuff like that with anyone who isn't an adult, and sometimes i don't have the time to check bios for ages (or sometimes bios don't have ages) before i reply to comments or whatever, so it's just easier to ask that y'all stick to the sfw so i don't accidentally brainrot some cooked shit with a child JSDJKG bc i would feel icky. i hope you understand <3

10) IT MAKES ME SICKKK. not only that, but when i was rewatching it with my irl last week, i realized that in e5 when bucky's smoking in the plane after gale goes down, he's sitting in the right (gale's) seat, which i'm pretty sure he doesn't do at any other time :((( like he was trying to be close to him in anyway he could </3

11) omg i've been meaning to watch that just to get a better inside look at stuff for world building purposes lmaooo but that sounds so wholesome :( i read that a lot of the guys would get real sad/touchy around holidays (obviously), so i could see a oneshot where one of them takes it upon themselves to try and cheer everyone up the best they can under their circumstances. a little found family holiday </33

12) thank u for the rec!! i'm suuuch a slow reader, i'm still working my way thru the actual mota book LOL but i've added this to my reading list <3 i think i might've actually read a couple excerpts from that one in doing research for my fic and it looks really interesting (and heartbreaking) so i'm sure i'll pick up a copy eventually :^)

13) oh 100% agree!! as someone who already isn't super interested in fashion/pop–culture, i find it very hard to look at the men's outfits and be blown away by any of them LOL but the women?? insane. was losing it over lana and zendaya's fits tonight ngl. hunter had me in a chokehold with last year's <3 tangent alright i always say this to my friends but i'm just jealous in general that women have so many more options in terms of clothes like.

okay listen i know i can leave my house in a skirt or crop top or whatever and a lot more guys are def starting to feel comfortable doing so. but i also enjoy not worrying about getting jumped or looked at funny! it's a lot safer than it used to be to do so, even in my small ass conservative town i'll sometimes put on some dangly earrings or a bit of rodrick–liner SJKDG but that doesn't mean it's normalized yet or whatever. point being that i wish it was because men's outfits would be sm more exciting at these fashion events if they had a wider range of options too!

but that aside, absolutely. until that changes, really it's not that hard for the men who are going with women (who don't want to go crazy with their outfits/who are more lowkey like you said) to just. wear something nice and on theme that compliments their partner's outfit and they'll be FINE. anything is better than something boring with no effort; effort doesn't have to equal crazy and fancy and elaborate. like austin's 2022 look has always been a standout to me because it was still a really nice look (even if it was simple) and it also worked so well because of who he had at his side. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but i also literally don't know shit ab fashion so i rly shouldn't be speaking on it LOL. i just know some things make me go oh no and some make me go YUM

and that's probs the last i'll post about the met bc i rly don't care thaaaat much, i was just happy to see barry since he wasn't at the panel this weekend <3

OKAY THAT WAS SO MUCH I'M SORRY. i just felt really bad bc some of those have been sitting in my inbox for months bc i was waiting to compile them all into a post like this :-) but also one last thing, idk if it's bc of me stepping out of mota to talk ab the emmy stuff/the met this week, but i've had a couple gossip/drama(?) asks and i just wanna say rn that i won't be posting stuff like that, even though they've been worded kindly! one, because i rly only post about fic/brainrot/mota–fandom related stuff here (aside from rare exceptions like today lol). and two, because as much as i adore our boys and try to keep up with the things they're up to, i personally don't vibe with speculating about them (esp if it's in a way that kinda. forgets they are grown men who probably don't think twice ab some of the stuff that people think they do lolol). i have no issue with people who do like to talk ab that stuff, i follow update blogs and think it's totally fine as long as it's done respectfully! i just don't feel like talking about gossip fits the vibe here and frankly i don't care enough about what goes on behind the scenes half the time; i'm just here to create and support and be insane. <33 that's all, just wanted to say that so ppl aren't waiting to have those asks answered/aren't sending more in! x

[scaryfaggot]

im trying to sleep rn for my first Day on the job to-morrow & i cant stop thinking about my job Where they literally never had anything for me to do so i Was constantly just sitting in this girls office trying NOT to be on my phone thewhole time <because it would be sooooo fucking Disrespectful. meanwhile she wss sitting at her desk doing real actual work. THIS WAS FUCKED. I WISH I DID NOT WORK THERE.it was my first real job Did not do anything on my job description I was basically an intern because they didnt want to train me to do the shit i was hired to do. &it was crazyyy because i was getting paid to Sit around And do nothing i felt sooo useless But it was kinda the life because i was getting paid to sit around do nothing. Only when they felt like they made me do shit like assemble chainsaws And paint the freezing bathroom(< which had no ventilation so i ended up going home early Whereupon i immediately threw up upon getting inside).but no literally i was getting paid to Sit silently for 8 hours , in this girls office.......and that was frightening. Trying desperately not to use my phone too much. for EIGHT HOURS. occasionally making conversation but mostly not because she had an actual job to do. it was excruciating so i quit. Anywayim just thinking about that Because tomorrow im going to a real job with A breakroom that probably isnt freezing and im going to watch TRAINING VIDEOS. theres a month long period where ill be getting Trained to actually do things. its so beautiful. although i Dont really want to work so i might kill myself well seei actually didnt even want to go to the interview But well see.well see.

[elysianslove]

Haikyuu ace's dick analysis please? 🥺🥺 i beg you 🥺🥺

yes for sure babe <333 here’s the captains version, setters version, middle blockers version and here’s the jjk version :) 

aces done in the captains version: ushijima wakatoshi, bokuto kōtarō, futakuchi kenji

again, this is probably highly unrealistic, but to that i say, so what 😎

HAIKYUU ACES DICK ANALYSIS

sakusa kiyoomi 

omg,,, omg omg omg. his dick is so pretty. it’s like a flushed pink along along the shaft, with the head a darker shade, especially when he’s hard oh my god. like it flushes so dark when he is, and when precum dribbles out and his cock bobs a little!! so cute. it’s longgg, and perfectly, proportionately thick. i think it’s a good 6.8 inches? omg!!! with a curve to it so it doesn’t stand up stick straight ykykyk,,, he’s very clean shaven!! he just thinks it makes everything so much more convenient like that. (can i point out that sakusa has very cute very pink very sensitive nipples too anyways—)

iwaizumi hajime

had to take a moment to breathe bc thinking about this,,, he’s so big i :( such a thick cock, like there is so much girth to him. he���s kind of long too, but honestly iwaizumi fucks, yk? so no matter what, you’re getting your shit wrecked. i think he’s maybe 6.5/6.6 inches. leaves you impossibly satisfied. the shaft is a dark tan color, same as his skin, but the head is such a dark pink/bordering on red. so. yk? curves a little to the right. so veiny too and like. he’s. he’s THICK OKAY. like his own hand wraps around his cock well enough, but you cannot imagine your own. not clean shaven <//3 but he will trim for you dw iwa’s nothing if not a gentleman :) 

asahi azumane 

BIG DICK AND DOESNT KNOW IT. he’s like 7.1 inches pls, like he’s hangin my god. dick print in the sweats goes crazyyy. he’s hella proportionate too so he’s stretching you out good and you’re feeling him in your stomach. but pls he genuinely doesn’t have a concept of what’s big or not so imagine it just slaps up against his stomach and you’re just. what the Fuck. not much curve to it tbh, and the veins are not sooo prominent. pretty pink flushed head, just a tan shaft. and he trims !!! not completely clean shaven cause he doesn’t wanna but also he’s hella respectful !! (if u want him to shave it off just say the word :)) also!! has a fascination with watching your hole suck him in idcidc 

aran ojirō

oh my god. i am sensing a trend here: ace = big dick. do i make the rules? yes and no. his dick is so so so so big. like 7.6 or 7.7 inches i’m not even joking. this one is realistic i don’t care. the team was doing a dick comparison and he humbled them all. just had to walk around commando in sweats tbh. dark shaft and a redder tip!!!! so thick, so long, so perfect. he trims always, and it’s never bothersome. his dick is so heavy oh my god. it doesn’t really curve, at least not very obviously (except when he’s hard it curves a little), and only when it’s hard are the veins prominent. he always presses his hand against your tummy when he’s fucking you, fingers digging in, ugh ;( 

hoshiumi kōrai 

such a pretty dick too!! thicker than it is long, at maybe 6.2 or 6.3 inches? it’s pale all along and has a very flushed, pink head that looks so so so pretty when it’s oozing precum and it’s dribbling all over his cock. clean shaven, just cause. like why not? he does get lazy sometimes though :( omg does the carpet match the drapes are his pubes just. white. question of the century. anyways. it’s curves a little to left !! and it feels so nice in your hand, thick and heavy, especially when it’s all slippery. did i mention the tip is so pink? the tip is so pink. like a blushing pink/red. pretty pretty pretty 

yamamoto taketora 

he has a skinny dick i just know it. i don’t know why i just feel it in my bones. it’s like 6.4 inches or 6.5, with a fair color along the shaft, very similar to his skin color like peachy/pink undertones, and a pale pink head!!! didn’t know how to use it at first at all, but practice makes perfect babyyy, and now he’s extravagant at rocking his hips like that. surprisingly, he’s completely clean shaven! maybe he saw it in porn and figured that’s what all the girls would want. the type to fuck your throat just to try and see the outline of his dick and prod at it. also the type to gasp in awe and go, “i can see my dick in your throat!” anyways. 

numai kazuma 

this man is so sexy why am i only just noticing that. omg he has like. the perfect dick. it’s not so unbearably thick, and not cervix tickling long, but justttt right. also he KNOWS how to use it but he thinks he doesn’t. he’s like a 6.9 inches and such good girth!!! a little thicker than he is long but, it’s not noticeable. curves deliciously to the right. the prettiest light pink tip, like it’s a pale pink that doesn’t get all that darker when he’s hard, and a gold tan to his shaft. veins!!! sloppy sloppy sloppy like cums so much ugh. anyways he’s just so cute yet so hot and he fucks so well but is always like “is this okay? you feel— this is good?” pls <3 

did i miss any ace? i hope i didn’t :( i kept looking up schools and all just to make sure i didn’t!!! also i hope you guys enjoyed!! :D 

[yagsnart]

Top 10 animated movies (no disney/pixar) (only 1 ghibli movie)

OUGHH 10s A LOT OHYMGODF in terms of animated movies i actually dont watch as much as a need to but ok here we go

10- TREE OF PALME- Pinocchio but fucked uppp

9- NEO TOKYO- shit is crazyyy

8- CORALINE the only western film on this list LMAOSKDMFK

7- TOKYO GODFATHERS i um need to watch his other films too

6- CATNAPPED! this movie is soo fun n the expressions r so fluid

5- HAVOC IN HEAVEN funny monkey moments

4- INU OH even better the second time and i'll do it again

3- MYSTERY OF MAMO- im gonna say it. better than cagliostro, not that it matters but i do wish it would get just as much recognition, i jus love how crazy n fucked up shit gets in this

2- TEKKONKINKREET- sooo visually pleasing the backgrounds are INSANE nd the chara designs are a big insp

1- MIND GAME- my number one for sure i could watch this forever n ever

[nika324]

My non-QOTS babes said I have to stop tweeting about the show and move on so I guess I’ll start spamming y’all here. 😂🥹

Thinking out loud…

My thoughts. ⚠️

Reddit is a fucking cesspool and I promised myself a while ago I’d stay off of it. But no… here I am. 🤡 Pissed at 10pm. I’ve talked about this here briefly and on A03, regarding Teresa trading in Dumas and how she can actually quite literally rot for it. From 0503 to 0506, I called her every name under the sun. (Will continue to do so. 😌) Never in my life did I think it’d come to that. Anyways. (I was fake mad for awhile) Skksks. What I’m actually annoyed with is I’ve seen two recent posts on Reddit plus quite a few on Twitter, mainly black ppl, expressing how disappointed they were with Tere/Marcel. What is pissing me off is the fact that there are people who think that one, they can explain this and two, they can explain this away to black people. Be very clear, this is a storyline that shouldn’t have happened, especially in this racial climate. Epi 0502 showed the judge accepting kickbacks to incarcerate mainly Minorities. How insane to write an epi like that that touches on this very realistic issue then turn around & have a WOC throw an innocent dark skin black man in jail? (Studies show that darker skin ppl receive harsher prison sentences than those of lighter skin.) THEN have her bring him money like she’s some White Savior? The optics of that is crazyyy. So my beef is not even with the character, it’s with the writers for this shit. I was tweeting about this while watching live and ✨certain✨ ppl were attempting to tell me “it wasn’t about race” and “what If Marcel wasn’t black then what?” We not gonna play a game of What If, we gonna talk about what’s on the TV right now. It is about race when there’s an interview from Alice pre season 5 saying the judge brings this racial element and that Dailyn & Ben created the character before the BLM movement and she said “I'm really proud that what we discuss in season 5 amplifies this important conversation." Alice said. (Btw, I’m not dragging Alice & this is not on her. I’m just trying to make it more obvious for ppl.) Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion but stop speaking over minorities, specifically black people, is what I’m trying to say. A simple “Hm. I can see how you’d feel that way” goes a long way. To have that one BTS person on Reddit respond to the OP & say “keep watching” as if anything made up for what Tere did to Marcel? I’m annoyed. Remember: it costs $0.00 to shut up sometimes. * Completely separate but since I’m talking about social media, I’m also recalling how Dailyn pissed me off last year. Someone tweeted a celebratory tweet ahead of 05x09’s love scene. Another person found it, tweeted it to Dailyn with the caption of something like “Thank you Dailyn for always showing Teresa in respectable positions of power and not just on her back.” Dailyn & Barry interacted with that tweet. That’s sooo problematic. Anyway. Sometimes I wish I never got this heavily involved in the fandom shit bc this is the annoying side of it. 😭(obvi not anyone here lol)

At the old age of 27 😂, I’m too old to be starting arguments online with ppl but these two issues? Whew!

[spikesbimbo]

Their kinks/ Turn ons

- Gao, Hirugami, Suna

Cw: Harassment, pet play furry shit, *!degradation!*, *slight* cnc

a/n: i wrote a lot for suna bc we’re the same person

18+ Minors DNI

Gao:

Doesn't have a specific one so its usually a combo of them.

And as confident as he is that doesn't necessarily mean he's also intense/rough. (tbh its gnna be rough no matter what taking his dick but he doesn't mean it, okay?)

Size kink, duh.

He also likes to see your face.

To be more specific seeing the way its twists and turns, sweat dripping down it, your baby hairs sticking to your forehead, the way your eyes can't stay open while he fucks you. 

Also lovesss kissing all over you because it gets you wet enough to take him.

-

“Shhh baby I got you, look at me” he cooed coming up to kiss your lips, lingering on them for what feels like forever. 

He started kissing down your neck, all the way down your body until he reached your core, slightly pushing his fingers in, making you let out a deprived moan. Your arms immediately reaching out for him, grabbing onto whatever they could get their hands on, them ultimately landing on his arms and wrists. 

“You gotta let go if you want me to make you feel good honey” he softly said, pausing his movement, his fingers now resting on your needy cunt. “Its gonna hurt without prep” 

You whined, not being able to voice your wants, instead just dragging his hands away, to which he let you, and scooting yourself up under him under you were pressed against his erection.

“You want it now baby?” he asked, already knowing how drenched you were just from kissing him. The effect he had on you made him gleam, just praising you could turn you into a puddle.

You quickly nodded, with him listening, steadily spreading your legs apart, inching himself inside you. After a few minutes he was almost fully in, you were a sobbing mess, already crying from overstimulation while he told you how much of a good girl you were being.

He started thrusting after you started rocking you hips against his, getting faster with each thrust. He was going insane looking down below him, you tiny little body accommodating his fat cock inside you, fuck.

 You couldn’t focus just hearing him whimper and moan “ah fuck” getting to you, hiding the embarssing look on your face with your hands, letting you feel special that you were making him feel this good.

He dragged your hands away from your face finally letting him see those oh so cute expressions you made while he was fucking you, making him get a little too excited as he fucked your harder until he came, him already doing the same to you multiple times. He went limp on your body, cum still in you, you wrapping your arms around him playing with his hair before he muttered  “fuck baby you drive me insane.”

Hirugami: 

PET PLAY

Pls, put on some animal ears and watch this boy go crazyyy. pls why do you tolerate his furry shit

You can use it to your advantage too

Let's say you did something bad, and now hes upset :(

Go up to him in your little outfit with some puppy ears on accompanied by puppy eyes and boy will forgive you right then and there.

Not without having a little fun first tho ;)

-

“Your such a little greedy slut” he said, tugging on the tail in your ass making you squirm. Your ass was still sore, littered by his handprints. “You want some one else to fuck you huh? Fuck you with me?” 

“N-no daddy.” you cried.  “j-just want you, only you” you whimpered trying to prove your innocence, and that the guy you were talking to was just your classmate and nothing more.

“Really puppy?” He said now tugging on your leash pulling you off all fours until your face was eye to eye with his crotch. Did he already know you were telling the truth since the beginning, yes. But he also loved to play with you, getting a high out of the way you were acting.

“Mhmm” you said, nuzzling your check into his thigh, ready to do whatever it takes to make him happy again.

“I only want you daddy, you’re the only one I ever think of.” You said looking up at him with your big eyes, red from crying earlier. God you were too cute, always being his good girl, trying your best to not to disappoint him.

You were such a shy thing behind closed doors, dressing in baggy pants and jackets outside but as soon as you were home all you wore was little frilly dresses, barely covering your ass, cute little aprons, tiny tops with equally tiny booty shorts; striving for his attention in the most roundabout ways.

He turned you around, still on all fours, until your ass was facing him again. Sliding his finger down your slit before shoving them inside you, making you squeal, rocking your hips back into them.

He wasn’t afraid to show you that he was wrapped around your finger, he loved taking care of you just as much as you did him. He continued fingering you, roughly thrusting his fingers in and out of you, while tugging on your tail, suddenly hitting your g spot bringing you to an unexpected orgasm. 

Your arms gave out, him grabbing you before you fell, whispering praise into your ear while dragging you into his lap, not caring about the mess all over you.

“L-love you gami.” you muttered curling your head into his arms. One of your puppy ears falling off, the other one sliding down your hair.

“Love you too puppy.” he responded, kissing your forehead, slightly laughing at the state you were in, before taking you two to the bathroom to wash you up.

Is it obvs im a gami fucker?

Suna: 

Ok bby boy is most likely into everything, but doesnt care enough/ too tired to try it out

Sooooo, you have to bring it up

And hell glady follow

But deep down he just wants to get his dick wet most of the time.

So idk bout yall but that screams vanilla sex

Just sliding it in you in the morning and rocking you back and forth>>>>> some intense ass long freaky session

But this post is about their kinks so vanilla isn't enough…. sooo restraining if def one of them that you two frequently use. 

He’ll either tie up your hands, legs, etc., with whatever he can find or he’ll use his hands.

But dont think his attitude will leave with it. *!degradation!*

-

“rin” you sleepily groaned, not wanting to be awake at the crack of dawn, his hands working their way up your shirt grabbing your boobs. “Lemme fuck” he whispers into your ear, his chest to your back with his erection poking your ass.

“Rin” you say this time, letting out more of a moan than a groan, him sliding one of his hands down your shorts, resting his fingers on your embarrassingly wet cunt, smirking at the way he made you.

“You have a wet dream bout me princess?” he teased, his breath in your ear. No you didn't have a wet dream about him, you were just… always needy. 

You'd hate to admit it, but your boyfriend was quite the sight. You always took pictures of him instead of staring, not wanting him to “bully” you any more. In fact you've even got off to his pictures, but you'd never tell a soul, especially not him.

“Fuck off.” you quickly said, slapping his hands away while scooting away from him, hiding your now flushed face.

He doesn't take that well and moves to grab your wrists above your head with one hand while shoving his fingers in your mouth with the other to get you to shut up, not wanting to hear any more shit come out of that pretty mouth of yours.

“You gonna let me fuck you right now?” he questions, cupping your jaw with the hand that still has his fingers in your mouth, already knowing he was gonna get what he wanted. 

You couldn't respond, getting embarrassed again that this was getting you so wet, you only open your legs more letting him slide in, the burning feeling still happening even though you were dripping.

“Fuck, youre so tight.” he groaned rocking back and forth in you, his hand gripping your wrists even tighter making your whine, pushing your self back into him.

“Fuck, you’re such a little slut, arent you doll?” he said catching your movement, shoving his face into your neck. “Oh that's right, you can't talk because you were being a bad little whore earlier.” he continued shoving his fingers more down your throat making you gag, tears running down your face, your cunt swallowing him whole, being on the brink of cumming.

You body freezes, locking up as he continues fucking you, your cunt tightening around him making him groaning out a mantra of your name and curses. The both of you cum, his grip loosening around your wrists setting them free and his fingers coming out of your mouth wrapping his hands around your torso, borderline hugging you. 

You two lay there, seeing that the clock still says 6:35 am, both of you simultaneously deciding that you'll clean yourselves later, and the only thing you two want to do now is go back to sleep.

[shukuchi-stew]

Brooooooooo

Yall I just finished Unintended Love and that shit was crazyyy

2nd season was the best, if you like season 1 better you’re wack

Ling wasn’t a fucking psychopath? He didn’t make Linlin think she had cancer?? He respected her boundaries???? Season 1 Ling could neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Also Wen was so expressive but still odd and quirky which was sooo nice to see

Also glad Chu Yan got to have somewhat of a romantic arc... tho still a little disappointed that there wasn’t a love triangle between him, Ling and Xia. They wrote him to have feelings for Xia but never went anywhere with it :/

I’ll always love the 1st season if only because it was so batshit crazy

The villain, Nan, was aslo a lot more creepy and unsettling than Wu of the 2nd season. 

But season 2 really delivered <333333333333333333

[kmr-56-blog]

pt 1🙄

okay so i’m pissed i just typed like a fucking 400 word ssay and then posted it and turns out tumblr did not fucking post it. i hate this stupid fucking website. i just fucking typed this whole thing out in detail and it didn’t post so i’m boutta write a summary of what i wrote before. fuck tumblr.

so anyway i’d been talking to this guy for like a week and we had been trying to link up but the timing was always wrong. if i was free, he wasn’t, if he was free, i wasn’t. so last night he snapped me and was like u wanna 💨 tonight and i was like 🤷🏻‍♀️yeah. this guy is 22yo and fineeee af. so i wait for my parents to go to sleep so i can sneak out and he picks me up. we drive to this lil church that used to be my smoke spot freshman year and park behind it. so we smoke 2 fat ass blunts. and boyyy lemme tell u 😂 i was fuckinf blitzed that gorilla glue had me stuck 😩 i haven’t been smoking a lot lately bc i just recently got caught so my tolerance is wayyy down so those blunts had me fuckinf lifted. so we’re just vibinn and shit and he starts getting closer and closer to me and i’m like 😳😳 “can i tell u smthg” and he’s like “yeah what is it” and im like “i’ve only done this one time” (IK IK. i was lying bc it was rlly my 3rd time but earlier this week i told him i’d only done it once so if i was like “oh this is my 3rd time” he was gon start asking questions) so he responds with “maybe u need smthg to compare it to” and i’m like yessss 😏😳😳 so he starts leaning in for the kiss. now lemme tell u i’m not a huge fan of kissing my past 2 experiences were just terrible lmao it was just mainly uncomfortable for me. but this guy. holy shit. he knew how to kiss. i didn’t want him to stop like unnnf🤤 he was biting my lower lip and slowly pushing his tongue into my mouth and i was just L O V I N G it 😩 so it’s getting p saucy so i’m like “u got a condom” and he looks around for one but couldn’t find one so he just looks at me. and i’m like “there’s a gas station like 2 min up the road” and he’s like okay and starts kissing me again. he’s rubbing me thru my jeans and just making me soooo fucking 💦💦 until he pulls away and he’s like “we have to go” and i’m like looking up at him like 🤯🤤 “yeah we have to go” so he gives me another kiss and puts his shoes on and gets in the front seat. so we go to the gas station and get the shit and come back to the church (so unholy😂) and we get back in the back. so we kissing again and he reaches down and unbuttons my pants so i take them off. so with the other 2 guys, they had no clue where the clit was lmfao💀 like they would try to rub my shit and i’d just be laying there like wyd. but this guy 👀 knew exactly where it was at😩 he had me squirming around b4 he even had his dick out. so i’m laying on my back and he puts the condom on and everything. i put it in and he starts pushing it in deeper and unnnmmff🤤 and then he starts like ramming that shit in and im like 🤪😭 that shit hurt so good😪 i feel kinda bad i was kinda screaming in his ear 😅 so he’s steady going in and then he takes my legs and puts them on his shoulders... girl i almost died 😭😭🤤 he was getting SOOOO deeeep omfggg fuckkk i needa see this boy again 😩 so annnywayyy he’s like sum “get on top” so i get on reverse cowgirl and slowlllyyy start riding it 😩 felt sooo good 🤤 as i started getting used to it i started taking it deeper and bringing it to the head and unnnfff🤤🤤💦 feeling the tip was making me crazyyy😩🤤 ik he was surprised at how good i could ride bc my ass tiny af 😩😂😂 even tho my ass small he was still grabbing it and smacking it like it wasn’t like a tru gentleman 😂😂 nah so he grabbed my hips and started p o u n d i n g me and ughhhhj oml i was soooooo wet u don’t even understand. so then he pulled me back to where my back was against his chest and he was pounding me from below and i just. i just can’t even describe lmfaooo

[petitewishes]

3 MONTHS???

It’s been almost 3 months since I’ve updated ?? Wowwww my life must’ve been crazyyy. Basically I missed to update on summer. Okay so first it was mainly just fasting for the month of ramadan. I also took one summer class which felt weird and I always paid for street parking.

I mentioned before that A and I patched things up. Afterwards, I still had some crying lonely episodes. I prayed to God to help me forget and move on because the pain was getting in the way of things.

And then.. one night.. I joined this comedians instagram live story.. the day I met Ramadan. Shit basically went crazy but I think we’re pretty much cooollll now. Like damn I gotta stop being such an attention seeker. But that drama weirdly helped me get over A??

Things are starting to be a little better in my life and I really don’t want to fuck that up.. I passed the math final exam and got an A in the class (alhumdulilah!), my financial aid was approved for the upcoming year (alhumdulilah!), I am currently typing this from Hyderabad Pakistan (double alhumdulilah!!).

Things were sooo much worse last summer and I don’t want to fuck things up so this is my reminder to myself to stay out of trouble because I almost got into some more tonight after we fixed things on Ramadan’s live.

Ri please don’t ruin your own life! I’m going to enjoy the rest of my trip and then focus on school!! I WILL NOT WORRY ABOUT OTHERS WAYYY MORE THAN MYSELF! I don’t have genuine friends ?? That’s fine, who cares, life goes on! I’ll just make more and more!!

I just want to focus on being a better person and I SERIOUSLYYYYY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WEIGHT!!

I have to have a better body so I can feel happier and more positive, maybe it’ll help my mindset !

Oooooofff that is all!

Yours truly, from a different time zone..

-fat mars thoughts

8/5/19

2:34 am

[raiseyourweapon741]

Now let's talk about me lol I'm a cancer sun, so I'm very emotional. I'm a sensitive person but I bottle it up. So you won't know if I'm hurt lol. But I be complaining about my life left and right. I'm a hypocrite though cause I'm so emotional but I can't stand emotional people. Like don't even cry in front of me that shit me asfixia! I'm a Virgo moon though. So I love running errands!! I love being organized but at the same time a messy bitch but I get this kick every once in a while where I start using my planner lol and I write down what bills I need to pay for what check I'm get in whatever week and I can get OCD about things like my room may be a mess but I know where everything is and if my mom decides to randomly clean it for me one day I'll go nuts. That shit pisses me off. Like I have to clean my room or no one does cause I hate when people touch my stuff for the same reason that I know where everything is. I'm a Taurus ascendant lol. My bitch ass can. Be so materialistic at times. Like I love to look good! I love to wear makeup, I love having a makeup collection! My face needs to be beat for the gods ya know. Taurus people are good ass liars lol. I'm a good ass liar like when I was young I used to lie to my parents a lot cause I was a lot crazier back then. Plus I had a bf who was like 4 years older than me and my mom hated him so in order to see him I was always lying shit was crazy. Also when I like someone I like the chase lol I don't want them to be easy, sometimes that's a deal breaker for me lol. Like I used to have a crush on this girl who was also a cancer lol but she was so easy like I felt like I could talk to her for a week and she'd be in love with me lol yoo I friend zoned her so quick. I love the challenge and if you ain't got it then bye lol. I'm a Leo Venus so I look for that fantasy lol like the two people I've ever been in love with boy our story's are so beautiful! It's something I would love to tell my children about and that's what I look for a story and that's sooo bad!! Cause I'll be so caught up In a fantasy when something completely different is going on and it'll fuck up the whole relationship. And I'm an Aries in Saturn dude. I'm crazyyy. I hate it though. Cause Aries are so impulsive and angry. Like they be ready to fight you. That's why my life lesson is to gain patience. & I really have improved cause if I don't have patience my life won't amount to anything that's literally the key to success for me, in my story, in my life.