#THIS IS ILLEGAL HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR THIS 😤

[pony-central]

SickPants: Hi, Patrick. Who's this mysterious stranger?

Sick Patrick: You remember Sick PonyCentral, right?

SickPants: I have a faint memory of her. What do you want this time? 🤨

Sick Patrick: She's my new girlfriend. 😊

Sick PonyCentral: Hello. So, we meet again.

SickPants: Uh, Patrick? May I have a word with you? 😔

Sick Patrick: Yes. (they walk outside, Sick Boyfriend and Sick PonyCentral following them)

SickPants: Patrick, you do realise that she's a unicorn, right?

Sick Patrick: I am aware of that, yes. What's the matter with that?

SickPants: This is not gonna stand. I don't care what you say, you can't date a fantasy creature. 😒

Sick Patrick: Why not? I can do whatever I want. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. 😤

Sick BF: Yeah, what he said! It's his choice in life. 😤

SickPants: Do I look like I give one? No. You're not dating a unicorn.

Sick Patrick: But she can breathe underwater. You're just jealous because Sick Sandy doesn't want to date you.

SickPants: That doesn't excuse the fact that this is just wrong on so many levels. How can a sea creature date a unicorn? That should be illegal! 😡

Sick BF: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SICKPANTS!!! NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!!! 😡

Sick PonyCentral: Yeah. So, fuck you, SpongeBob SickPants. We're dating, and that's final. 😤

SickPants: You seem to forget that I can call the police to arrest you, Sickly Kayleigh.

(then, this happened)

Sick PonyCentral: (sobbing) HE CALLED ME SICKLY KAYLEIGH! 😭

Sick Patrick: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO AN INNOCENT GIRL!!! 😡

Sick BF: Permission to smack him with my microphone? 😤

Sick Patrick and Sick PonyCentral: Yes.

Sick BF: (chuckles) OK.

And so, SickPants got beaten up by Sick Boyfriend. He never bullied Sick PonyCentral again after that.

Goanimate Boris: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! SPONGEBOB SICKPANTS! HOW DARE YOU BULLY SICK PONYCENTRAL AND CALL HER SICKLY KAYLEIGH!!! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 1234567890 YEARS!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!

[btsfan15]

I'M FUCKING DONE HE'S IN A SKIRT GOODBYE