#THIS IS BETTER THAN EP15 ICE ARENA TOP SURGERY

[bizlybebo]

fake transcript for you

bizly: alright as your all sitting there, what are you doing?

condi: probably like talking-

charlie: talking, yeah, planning,

will: okay guys, this is gonna be a bit different. the trickster killed a lot of people using ashe-

yakko (in ashes voice), rolling his eyes and smiling a bit: wouldnt be the first time

will: imagine what it could do with mals- pause.

(the vc has some chuckles happening)

will: ashe, what- what does that-

vyncent: what about the trickster?

ashe: look guys, the trickster is a dangerous demon and the last time he got control...bad things happened and now theres airport security

(bizly is the first to erupt into laughter, condi and grizzly following after, charlie is just jaw dropped shock)

charlie: HELLO??

condi: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

bizly: oh i think you know what it means

grizzly: YOU- PUT DOWN THAT SMIRK BIZLY-

will: ashe what the fuck does that mean. ashe what the fuck does that mean. ashe. ashe answer me.

(yakko is laughing too hard to provide a response)

dakota: ASHE DID YOU KNOCK DOWN THE TOWERS

vyncent: whats a tower

(call is bursting into laughter again)

charlie: NO, WE CANNOT- THIS CAN NOT BE REAL

condi: bizly, bizly please

grizzly: this is worse then sewer ravioli.

charlie: THIS IS- no, sewer ravioli is beautiful, but bizly what the actual fuck

bizly, calming down from laughter: so...so...you know how-

condi: bizly please say this is a joke.

bizly: you know how, you know- (he starts laughing again)

bizly: you know how you guys had to go through TSA?

charlie: OH FUCK OFF DUDE

grizzly: we're actually getting cancelled for this one-

charlie: episodes over! no more prime defenders! (bizly and yakko start laughing in the background) uh, i hope you guys enjoyed bizly's superhero campaign, unfortunately its now official done and destroyed, we'll see you never again!

condi: no, no no no, i cannot get over this, bizly did you make 9/11 canon?

grizzly: NOT JUST CANON, BUT FUCKING ASHE??? THE FUCKING TRICKSTER???

ashe: guys listen-

will: NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS

vyncent: i still dont know what a tower is

will: VYNCENT SHUT THE FUCK UP

dakota: vyncent how do you not know what a tower is

vyncent: cause they got destroyed by dragons

charlie: im done.

your welcome smile

GOD FUCKJGN DAMN IT I GOT FOUR LINES IN AND KNEW IT WAS THE ASHE WINTERS 9/11 FAKE TRANSCRIPT