#THIS FUCKING GAYASS MUSICAL

[gilded-gheists]

Hands you my Bayou boys playlist that's as long as a casette tape (2m over-) that the boys could have made if they survived the incident TM.

Because I like making these kinds of playlists, I've also got a Rand one that's finished and a Kian one I'm halfway through working on right now. Figuring out Rolan's music vibes right now. Linking it anyway because even though it's bare bones as hell rn it'll be worked on/finished after Kians :}.

All of these are period-accurate whilst the group one is just one they could of made if they survived pretty much, hence more leniance with the time periods. Something they coulda recorded onto a cassette and blasted from Kian's richboy car.

EDIT: im not finishing rolans playlist but kian's is finished

[10-cats-in-a-trench-coat]

part two of "I Drew This Before Bed While I Was Delerious And Woke Up to it and I Have No Memory of Drawing it"

(i was looking at csh stuff before bed can you tell)

[suppenzeit]

rereading my annotations for the vampire chronicles trilogy and im starting to realize that marius definitely wanted to fuck mael with how hes describing him.

[girlboylintjrwi]

WHY THIS SONG^ IS LINT JRPWI.

OH GOD. ME WHEN I GIVE SIDE CHARACTER WHO HAS BEEN ON SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES TOPS A SINGLE MOTHER AND DADDY ISSUES anyways.

"Who are you? And where did you go? And where are you from? And what do you know? You're in my blood And you're in my hair You're in my heart And you're in the air" SO. LINT LOOKS A LOT LIKE THEIR FATHER, OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HE'S BEEN TOLD. HE HAS NEVER MET BEES FATHER. EVER. SO THIS IS LITERALLY LINT JRPWI

"I met you once over the phone You sounded sad and you seemed alone You left me but I never left you I never had the chance to" if it was like modern day and had phones this would be them. trust.

"You played the trumpet and the drums While my mom sang at funerals I play guitar till my hands are numb You two are where music comes from for me" LINT PLAYS GUITAR🔥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT IF HIS DAD PLAYED GUITAR TOO OR SOME OTHER INSTRUMENT

"So thank you so much for not raising me You spent your life on better things And you would have been an awful dad Thank you though for those genes you had" again. lint looks like bees father. soooo much like him. fuck my gayass stupid fucking life

THIS ISN'T ALL THE LYRICS BTW BUT THIS SONG IS THEM AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH BEES DAD TRUST

[starl1tsky]

ok so. boston gatsby musical. overall? i enjoyed it, had a great time watching it, etc.... HOWEVER. cons first then pros. and then stuff i had mixed feelings on.

a) they took gatsby's teeth out. he was wayyy too nice. also not charismatic enough. like i feel like a gatsby should suck the air out of a room bc you're too busy staring at him. like those gayass vampires from the vampire show. anyway he was dorky and like sweet and shit and im like that is NOT jay gatsby!!!! that is a musical theater mfa.

b) daisy was also a yass queen white feminist instead of like. the ideal that gatsby obsesses over which like ok, fleshing out female characters, wtver, but daisy SUCKS SO HARD like she killed that girl. did daisy buchanan successfully utilize girl power when she vehicular manslaughtered her husband's mistress. also they were leaning so hard into the class thing that it might've been better to like uh idk TALK ABOUT CLASS??? BC DAISY IS ALL ABOUT CLASS SHE IS LITERALLY THE REPRESENTATION OF THE UPPER CLASS?????

b part 2) they also changed it so that daisy actually totally did want to marry gatsby and her mom forced her to marry tom which imo removes a lot of nuance from the story like??? its not a fucking love story????!!! daisy was NOT about to marry gatsby when he was poor like. let's not try to make daisy something she isn't.

c) ok so they basically made it so gatsby was Native American and like pretending to be white and that in and of itself is NOT a con, i think that's an interesting way to deal with the whole new money/reinvention thing. HOWEVER it felt very shoehorned in bc it was literally only mentioned in the last song when gatsby's dad came to bury him. and then the finale was like #landback which is all well and good but again let's maybe try and have one cohesive theme (class tensions) before we try to add things into the final two songs. because that is not the place to add themes.

d) this isn't so much a con as a ???? but jordan??? what the fuck was she doing there. she like was an exposition drop for nick like twice and then she just stood there and had a verse in like two songs and made out with people. the actress was very hot so it was okay but like. what was she doingggggg.

e) i LOVE florence + the machine however. the music was GOOD, objectively speaking but i would have appreciated a little more variety. the tap number was great tho, 10/10. also loved the damage that you do, that was a good one. "what of love and what of god" felt like, a good florence + the machine song but a heavy handed musical theater song like. giving dust and ashes. great song, but jesus christ josh groban calm the fuck down.

PROS:

a) ok i know i said gatsby wasn't charismatic enough BUT. in the meyer wolfsheim number, he was tap dancing and it was INCREDIBLE. so what i think is that they just should have had him dance more, bc the actor was an INCREDIBLE dancer and that would've given him the gatsby charisma and magnetism. so that's a directing/staging issue not an actor issue. like as far as i remember he only properly danced in that one song.

b) i did appreciate how they fleshed out myrtle and her husband, it was very well done and added significantly to the class tension themes of the original novel

b part 2) HOLY SHIT SOLEA PFEIFFER THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE. also the husband ATE. the two of them were really extraordinary, standout performances.

c) nick was very charming, they did fourth wall break/monologue type things and it worked quite well i thought. he had a great voice, would've loved it if they gave him more to do but...

d) i mentioned this before but GOOD LORD the meyer wolfsheim tap number was fantastic. best part of the whole show imo

e) honestly the tom was very good. like detestable and i wanted to punch him in his face the whole time but. he was quite good. and i said it before but the damage that you do ATE.

f) very sexy. lots of hot people dancing and making out with each other.

ok now things im unsure about.

a) look. nick carraway is a homosexual. you know this; i know this, however, i don't think he's aware enough to be like "yeah i'm fucking gay and in love with gatsby" like he is gay, he is in love with gatsby but like i do not think he knows that. he idolizes gatsby because he doesn't have the vocabulary or the self knowledge to know that he's in love with him. also babe if you know you're gay and you know you'r ein love with gatsby and gatsby is trying to get with you for his first song and a half, WHY ARE YOU HELPING HIM GET WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE WHO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR COUSIN???? make it make sense. but yea i think making nick gay is the right choice and even having him make out with dudes is the right choice and yea maybe he even knows he's gay but i really don't think he knows he's in love with gatsby. and also nick didn't narrate quite enough and when he did he wasn't quite unreliable enough.

basically i just LOVe the great gatsby and while i did enjoy this musical i just didn't like it as much as the book. so i guess my expectations were too high. also i found it ironic and depressing that in a musical where the adapters added so much about modern politics and tried so hard to modernize the politics of the original novel, the ushers STILL managed to be racist to my mother. yay a.r.t!!!!!

[charaznablespeteevee]

Would you share your thoughts on the Gundam you've seen? I added the first one to my list based on your posting about it (mostly the transition Char posting, he sounds like a fascinating character) and am not on Twitter to see your liveposting

Good question!! It seems like you want to know if I'd rec them so I'll answer based on that.

The original Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) absolutely I would rec to literally any anime fan. Both because it is a genuinely good anime, but equally because it's like. You know how people say you have to read the Bible to get all the references to the Bible in literature? It's like that. Gundam is one of the Bibles for anime. It's in everything. And you won't realize this until you watch it.

It's also a very good science fiction show just in general. The major characters are all great, the drama is compelling, and while some of the animation has not aged well, the newtype stuff has some super neat effects that are gorgeous to see on a big screen to this day.

It's also super accessible, the full show is available on Crunchyroll or if you don't want to commit watching a 43 episode show the three compilation movies are on Netflix and are a very solid alternative.

Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam (1985) - they got a big budget upgrade so everything is Bigger and More. More robots, more character drama, more romance, better music, and some bizarre segues into how men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Absolutely worth a watch if you liked the original Gundam because it continues to follow a lot of the original characters.

Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ (1986) - technically "skippable" if you consider 0079, Zeta, and Char's Counterattack a trilogy, which it kind of is. ZZ focuses on an almost entirely new cast of characters and the first half of the show is VERY heavy on the comedy before jumping directly into some of the best anime I've ever seen for the second half. The mood whiplash is kind of divisive among fans. Personally I like it and the characters are great. Worth a watch if you like what you've seen so far.

Char's Counterattack (1988) - caps off the gayass Amuro/Char rivalry and is just an amazing movie in general. Gorgeous visuals, and the final 15 minutes or so are a series of emotional gut-punches the likes of which I've rarely experienced in media. Must watch IMO.

War in the Pocket (1989) - six episode OVA featuring entirely new characters. This is a truly fantastic little series that lets you into the lives of a small handful of likeable characters and how their lives are affected by war. It's Gundam so guess how that goes. I liked it a LOT and recommend it. BONUS: This is a GREAT "starter" Gundam. It's short, it's very good, and you don't need to know anything about Gundam going in. There's a few references to prior lore, but they aren't anything major and a newcomer could easily figure it all out from context.

Mobile Suit Gundam F91 (1991) - this is a movie that was originally going to be made into a TV show and it shows, they stuffed far too much into too little time and it suffers for it. So unfortunately this is the first thing on this list I probably wouldn't rec. That said the characters are pretty fun and the ending is very good, so you can do a lot worse if you're bored or a completionist.

Mobile Suit Victory Gundam (1993) - this is what I'm watching right now! I'm a little over halfway done with it. This is all new characters and there are some interesting new concepts. For example the first twenty or so episodes were set on Earth so you got some really gorgeous scenery during mobile suit battles that made those scenes really visually distinctive compared to say, a battle in space. That said it's yet to really "pull me in" the way most other Gundam series did. For now I'm still waiting to see if it will do that or not.

Witch From Mercury - I'm assuming everyone knows what this is. It's gay as fuck, what can I say, and it's the entire reason I fell down into this Hell to begin with. 10/10

[sloaaaa]

Side order first impressions!!

THIS. GAME. IS. GORGEOUUUSSSS AAAHHAGHAHH OH MY FUCKINGNGNHNHNGN CODDDD 10/10 GAVE MYSELF A HEADACHE BINGING IT THE ENTIRE DAY 9AM TO 11PM

ahem. very first thing i noticed was the bg elements being in sync w the music on ohhhohgh my holy fuck whatever nintendo is doing w microdosing their games w some rhythm game elements it is fucken wORKING.

i noticed the ink is shimmery like it was in splat2's finalfest ink, and also when you walk/swim in it it sounds like sand??? i Did not like that bc of The Phantom Textures it gave me at first but it's a really cool concept!!!

ok from here or there r gonna be SPOILERS going from light to heavy bc i finished this thing on like my fourth run(???? genuinely didn't think i would finish it so fast, i was really hoping to savour it better but the hyperfixation really locked in 😭😭😭) so um yeah SPOILER WARNING don't say i didn't warn u :p

ok first off, acht. UGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. I LOVE HOW ANIMATED ALL THE CUTSCENES ARE HRRRNGNNGRH. AND THE MUSIC?? OF THE TUTORIAL BOSS????? IS SO FUCKING COOL HELLO???? I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE MARINA SO SOON, WHY DID NINTENDO FRAME HER DISAPPEARANCE LIKE THAT 💥💥💥💥💥💥

also aGENT 4 MENTIONN!!!!! i'm kind of really sad that the intensifying_harmony(? i forgor the name) boss fight didn't at least have a Trace, a Hint, a Crumb that it was agent 4 somewhere in there. i thought that bc we were given agent 4's palette so early that she was gonna at least have sOME part in side order but no 😭😭

speaking of side bosses the very first time i encountered the layered rotating one i was like. genuinely scared when the ambience when out as i rode the cage to the stage n then the music just blasted 😭😭 but i think its gotta be my fav bos fight of the three :] i'm particularly fond of its soundeffects n such! idk what it is abt them but they're like a safe horror to me if that makes sense hshfkf

and the final boss,, ohhhhohggh myhccod that was the most cathartic boss fight ever. again with the rhythm elements it makes everything so satisfying!! AND THE PART WHERE YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO TAP TO THE RHYTHM. I SCREAMED. OTH FEAT DEDF1SH. AAAUGAHAUAGH ACHT AND MARINA DJING TOGETHER, ACHT'S GAYASS PIERCINGS. N THEIR SINGING VOICE IS SO PRETTY FUUUUCKCJHCHCGCH

n then after that, the 30f boss u fight after having completed the spire once already,, I LOVE THE MUSIC THAT PLAYS THERE SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭 and smollusk,, what the fuck is up with that guy (lovingly)

aHAHCH I AM SO EXCITED TO PLAY SOME MORE WTF but also i burned myself out way too quick by playing for so long nonstop jshdkjfl

[justyourtypicalwriter]

Hi guys welcome to my gayass South Parkafies everything in creation. Todays edition: epic the musical

Obviously I gotta make the biggest bitch of all the bitches Stanley Marsh Odysseus. I mean come on, just look at how Greek hero coded he is. I love how Eurylochus and Odysseus’ relationship slowly becomes more and more tense as the sagas go on and Eurylochus is rather blunt throughout the whole musical so I’d have to make Craig him. And for Polites, Mr “greet the world with open arms” who dies by following those words I’d have to cast him as Kenny.

I struggled so ridiculously badly with who to cast as Athena because so many characters fit but I ultimately had to chose Gregory because “goddess of wisdom, master of war” just screamed BLU for some reason. I made Damien Zeus for the sole reason of having a seemingly short temper and actually having divine-ish abilities. Pip is Aeolus, they just both give me the same vibes where it’s like playful but can very easily fuck you up and screw you over. For Hermes I chose Jimmy. Like have you seen how much of a silly guy Hermes is in Epic?! That’s so Jimmy but there’s still a shit ton of power that he obviously would have because he’s a fucking god. For Poseidon I chose Clyde and Im finding it very difficult to explain my thought process behind this one but the main thing was just to think of him from SOT. Like that’s how I pictured it idk. Kevin McCormick for Hephaestus only because I wanted one of the older kids because Jays dad is the VA for Hephaestus smh. Bebe as Aphrodite which is pretty self explanatory. Christophe as Ares bc he’s angry, French, and fights people. And finally Heidi as Hera, I love her and she’s dealt with waaaaay too much bullshit when it comes to boyfriends. (We don’t talk about Apollo bc I can’t figure it out😭)

For Calypso I chose Butters because I feel like he’s so seemingly sweet and innocent but he’s really a deranged little freak (and I love him dearly) but so is Calypso. Circe would be Kyle, I feel like she’s the more clever and strategic of the two (and your girl needs her tiny little bits of Style). And for Tiresias I chose Tolkien because HAVE YOU HEARD HOW REGAL SOUNDING THE VA IS?! LIKE IDK IT JUST FELT LIKE IT FIT-

I don’t quite have reasoning for this one but I picked Red for Scylla because I was just getting vibes about it.

Hear me out but Tweek as Telemachus. Like the overall naivety but drive to do more for the people he loves. Cartman as Antinous because the blatant disrespect and disregard for woman and people in their way is fucking crazy. And lastly Wendy as the lovely Penelope. Like I’m a Style girlie at heart but take a look at Penelope and tell me that doesn’t scream Wendy

[shybasementkid]

i have............. a couple of ugly headcanons......... boomnmm 💥💥💥💥💥

the mother knits clothes for the son which he still has even after her death 😞

the father has the most white girl music taste ever. catch that gayass listening to the tortured poets department

shoots the son with my autism beam anyway he has a butterfly/bug hyperfixation which is basically proved by his collection of butterflies in the butterfly wing :3333

the mother has a little bit of a temper problem. suppressed temper problems. yes characters can have flaws without being satan reincarnate

the mother likes jazz and classical music which may or may not have rubbed off on her son

ive said this before and ill say it again: scorpion is SHORT. 70% of his height is HIS FUCKING HEELS. he is a SHORTIE.

spider is bi ^-^

[izzyspussy]

In regards to the modern rock band au, I was gonna keep these in the tags but then I decided no, I need to scream about it

I was totally thinking they would be technically "open" about being in a relationship but like in that way where straighties can be delusional about it. Which like lbr is not really saying fuck all or anything about exactly how open or not EdIzzy is because. straighties simply do not care for reality. But anyway, yeah, they're like "out" but they're not like a Power Couple or whatever, and Izzy is really overshadowed and not very popular so like. There are like tiers of fans.

There are casuals who are straight. Bottom tier. And they're just like haha cool I love big tough guys who are so cool and straight and badass. Like Fight Club and [insert band name here]/Rob Halford! Anyway, who's Izzy? (And who's Fang and Ivan too probably.)

Then there are casuals who are not straight. And they're like haha cool I love big tough guys and leather daddies who scream!! Who's Izzy?

Then there are Real Fans who are also kind of shitty who are aware that Ed and Izzy are gayass queer faggos and also that they are Together, but a lot of them are like Why Is The King Consorting With That Loser the way ppl get kind of mad when like, say, Pete Davidson dates a Kardashian or whatever and it's just 'cause they think he's unattractive and it's not fair that he gets to fuck 10s (in their opinion) or whatever. But like no real vitriol.

Then there are Real Fans who are like weirdos, who are aware that they're gayass queer faggos and that they're together, but in this case they're like Why Is The King Consorting With That Lowly Worm and they hate Izzy's guts for the crime of they don't know any better because they don't know how the music is made and they can't recognize the fact that stage personas are not how people live their real lives 24/7.

Then there are Real Fans who are specifically Izzy fans, who are aware etc etc, and who instantly cum in their pants any time they see Izzy play an instrument with his BARE HANDS or when he and Ed do some mildly homoerotic shit on stage.

But yeah, sort of like how idr who said it but how he said pirates fuck whatever who cares so when Izzy thought they were just fucking whatever, but when he realized they were In Love he started losing it because that's not allowed, this would be somewhat like that with a healthy dosage of Izzy's just not fucking built for the modern day limelight. So they're semi-comfortable showing like Implications and being Erotic with each other on stage, but as far as showing like actual genuine PDA and that kind of thing not so much. And it's a combo of Izzy just being a... not exactly a private person, but like, he's a bit standoffish about true Intimacy and he wants Ed for himself and such like that + a little bit of closetedness in that like with piracy sex is okay in show biz but (specifically homo) romance is more shameful.

BUT. When they first came on the scene I'm sure there was a lot of like are they/aren't they, and they never exactly Came Out came out, but it just became more and more open of an open secret. So like yeah they never exactly talked about their relationship in interviews and shit, they never showed any like ~undeniable~ romantic PDA when they went on dates out, etc, but for anyone who cares about that type of thing it's not like you can't find confirmation that they're Together if you look for it. It is, indeed, on the wikipedia page. They have their individual pages where they're listed as "partners" and the band's page that probably says something or other about Ed starting the band "with his partner" Izzy (and then eventually there's the page for their divorce court case, where it is more directly and undeniably mentioned that they were a couple for like 20 years and that Ed cheated on him with Stede, because that gets mentioned on the record).

And then from there, there's like fandom sleuths popping up who try to match songs with events in their relationship, and both the Anti-Izzy fans and the Pro-Izzy fans get in on this and basically make up a lot of weirdly specific conjecture and get a little nuts with it, and Ed and Izzy never confirm or deny any of it, except sometimes when Ed falls off the wagon and sees something that really pisses him off because it goes just a little Too Far and he goes on a social media diatribe about how stupid it is and how whoever wrote it is the literal scum of the earth and doesn't deserve to lick the bottom of Izzy's boots or whatever, and when that happens people are like ???? aren't they broken up. Wasn't it the literal Opposite of amicable. what is this. and people are always waiting for Stede to weigh in and be mad about Ed defending Izzy or whatever, but Stede only ever gets upset with Ed when Ed confesses to something that isn't anybody's fucking business and he keeps that to their private life anyway, and there's people saying shit like "once a cheater always a cheater" and shit, you know how people are.

But anyway. Yeah, Jim and Izzy fuck nasty. In one of those tiny graffiti-covered metal bar bathrooms. Izzy bitches about being to old to do that on the way in and on the way out, but has absolutely no complaints during the fact. And not JUST because Jim keeps his mouth otherwise occupied.

[asteracaea]

Taylor needs to quit bullshitting. If she didn't want people to speculate on her fucking gayASSNess. Stop doing GaY ass shit. It's simple to cut that shit at the root if you are so damn offended. There is no need to feed a community that supports you wholeheartedly and to the hetero wolves for dinner.

If you are straight—just say it at this point, and leave gay people and their queer coding out of your damn music. Ffs— I'm so tired of this. Grow the fuck up!

😂 i'm with you, anon!

especially lately it feels like she's playing both sides, covering her bases without committing to either one fully.

i wonder if she's really struggling with what she wants. i totally get why she would be afraid to come out. there is a whole lot at stake. the world is scary and fucked up. she's at the height of her game and i'm sure our architect does not want to risk losing control of what happens to her career and her legacy.

i also believe she has other very important things to keep safe and protected.

it's really really hard to be a gaylor/kaylor when there are so many bullies who take advantage of taylor's ambiguity and contradictions.

i also think a big part of the contention is that the straight swiffers do not understand a lot of the queer references taylor makes on an almost daily basis. which to me is just further proof about our girl - HOW would she know all these obscure queer coding and lgbt history references?? once or twice could have been a coincidence, but jesus we have YEARS worth of queer coding in taylor's art!! YEARS!!!

i wish she would stop throwing us to the wolves. it hurts. and you don't have to forgive her for her behavior if it hurts you, but for me personally, i just go back to her music and it's all there for me. the true story. if you want to find the joy again, you can find it. but if you need to step away, take care of yourself! that's what matters most 💗

[annimator]

annie name your favorite spiderbit moment(s) go🎤

Wha- BLUE THERE’S SO MUCH GOOD MOMENTS WHAT THE FUCK I CANT CHOOSE-

(I listed them under the cut)

- Spiderbit wedding (ESPECIALLY THE VOWS AND WHEN THEY SANG THE REASON TOGETHER)

- First date during Festa Junina

- Both proposals

- Cellbit teaching Roier how to say my love in Portuguese

- “STOP HITTING MY HUSBAND MAN”

- That music mansion enigma they solved together with Richas (especially this part)

- this clip

- That one time Roier went afk and Cellbit was just saying “Guapito?”

- that category 5 moment from Carre’s arrival (y’know the one where Cellbit said “I’m here for you always, and you know that.”)

- this other clip

- that category 5 moment from Oct 12 ( Cellbit asking Roier if he’s gonna be by his side if he burns down the Federation and Roier talking about how he was by Cellbit’s side during the regret arc)

- Them promising to find eachother if one of them god kidnapped (ESPECIALLY DURING THE OCT 17 STREAM)

- this other clip (also from Oct 17)

- that one time they baited foolish during halloween (that counts to me ig)

- Murder Husbands becoming canon / that convo before purgatory

- “It’s the murder husbands! And we’re coming for you!”

- this purgatory clip

- “You want me to protect you, Baby Boy?” (FUCKIN GAYASS-)

- Literally every single goddamn time they kiss or call each other guapito/gatinho

-I may or may not update this later LOL

[whirld-of-color]

it’s me, michael!

local sticksona so camera-averse that he put a box on his head and called it a day

i draw animation vs minecraft stuff. big big fan of green and gold and mango and purple and-

my art requests are always open. you have to understand that i fucking love it when people ask me to draw stuff and it will get me to draw stuff infinitely faster than anything else. every day art block tries to kill me

you can also send my ocs asks! or just like, talk to me about stuff. im down with that.

i’m working on @animation-vs-romance, go check that blog out if you want :)

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[aroacesigma]

vanis tedtalk abt enstars: go

okay so you have 3 agencies producing 15 units! i'll list leaders first.

STARMAKER PRODUCTION has fine (Eichi Tenshouin, Wataru Hibiki, Yuzuru Fushimi, Tori Himemiya) Trickstar (Hokuto Hidaka, Subaru Akehoshi, Makoto Yuuki, Mao Isara) RYUSEITAI (Chiaki Morisawa, Kanata Shinkai, Shinobu Sengoku, Tetora Nagumo) ALKALOID (Hiiro Amagi, Aira Shiratori, Mayoi Ayase, Tatsumi Kazehaya)

Fine are like the pseudo-villains, esp eichi, but it's mostly just a farce. eichi acts in a lot of ways that directly hurt people (and caused an entire arc called the war) but usually does what he does with good intentions behind them. i have mixed feelings on the guy tho so. sdkjgh . also stream hajimari no fantasia. Trickstar is like the unofficial "main" group of enstars and tbh i dislike their music but they're a cute little unit. best friends. love mao btw. mao is also ritsu's childhood friend and also they're kinda gayasses together. RYUSEITAI is based off of like, superhero shows :) their whole gimmick is being superheros and their music is very upbeat and fun :) silly little guys. ALKALOID is a new unit in !! and they are silly. mayoi and tsumi are gayasses. hiiro and aira are gayasses. the entire unit is in gay love. #win. for realsies tho they are touted as "underachievers" and are the main unit in the !! main story alongside crazy:b :)

COSMIC PRODUCTION: Eden (Nagisa Ran, Ibara Saegusa, Jun Sazanami, Hiyori Tomoe) made of the combination of the units Adam (Nagi + Ibara) and Eve (Hiyori + Jun) Valkyrie (Shu Itsuki, Mika Kagehira) 2wink (Hinata Aoi, Yuuta Aoi) Crazy:B (Rinne Amagi, Niki Shiina, HiMERU, Kohaku Oukawa)

cospro with the bangers :) Eden was created as the kinda anti-trickstar and played the villains? but they're mostly chill. their music is very horny but it slaps. do not look at the choreo for dance in the apocalypse DO NOT- /lh valkyrie has. A Past. Ex-Valkyrie had Nazuna Nito in it. shu was a dick and broke up ex-valk tho so now valk is just shu and meeks. mika's a freak and shu is also a freak. peace and love (i love valkyrie) 2wink is made up of two twin brothers ! they also have A Past. go ask lis of lisxdumbr fame is you want a tedtalk on them shes The 2winkP in these parts Crazy:B are the other sort of "main" units of !! bc they are also new :) silly little guys. i don't even know how they formed tbh but Rinne and Niki have known each other since they were 18/15 respectively and used to be in another unit when they were that young that later dissolved??? idk. they're gayasses tho. himeru is there. kohaku is gay for aira. they were online besties. kohiiai the world btw. RHYTHM LINK: UNDEAD (Rei Sakuma, Kaoru Hakaze, Adonis Otogari, Koga Oogami) AKATSUKI (Keito Hasumi, Kuro Kiyru, Souma Kanzaki) Ra*bits (Tomoya Mashiro, Nazuna Nito, Hajime Shino, Mitsuru Tenma) UNDEAD has rei. rei is a vampire. ritsu is also a vampire. also rei is a pathetic grandpa (hes like 20 but acts like he's like 70) bc of the war. but otherwise is a gayass with kaoru. idk much abt undead tbh. koga is a wolf. adonis is the most normalest guy and is kinda gay with souma. AKATSUKI has keito who loves glasses. kuro is shu's childhood bestie. souma has a sword and is also very normal except that one time he said that he'd kill someone? idk. i don't know a lot abt akatsuki either. ask spixi abt them actually. Ra*bits are the cutesy little dudes. nazuna is their niichan. they make banger songs (listen to pocket ni uchuu ooh you wanna listen to pocket ni uchuu so bad) that are also very cutesy. i enjoy them idk. tomoya normalest guy. hajime is kind of a yandere abt him. fucked up little dude. mitsuru goes dash dash :D and is cute. nazuna is in college. NEW DIMENSION: Knights (Tsukasa Suou, Leo Tsukinaga, Ritsu Sakuma, Izumi Sena, Arashi Narukami) MaM (Madara Mikejima) Switch (Natsume Sakasaki, Tsumugi Aoba, Sora Harukawa) Double Face (Madara Mikejima, Kohaku Oukawa)

uhu newdi my beloved ! Knights founded as a direct consequence of the war! founded by leo and izumi (izumi suggested the name. btw.) and very integral to the story. i am not going into that here this is long enough as is. anyway. leo's a silly little composer who goes "uchuu~" and is obsessed with aliens. besties with madara. gayass with izumi and ritsu. izuritsuleo the world btw. izumi is a prissy little bastard who i love for some reason. prettyboy. a dick to most people but cares underneath. also hardcore yandere for makoto. even stalks him and shit. not cool izumi. ritsu is a vampire who's sleepy all the time and relies a lot on mao. bpd guy imo. my beloved also. arashi i told u abt already but i love her dearly. big sister knight <3 and kasa loves sweets and is a silly little dude !! MaM is madara's unit ! he calls himself "mama" and takes on a motherly role for a lot of people :) also claims to be anzu (the protag's) childhood friend. they were not childhood friends but anzu just goes with it i guess. besties with leo. saved his ass during the war also. Switch are my beloveds. my meow meows. natsume is a magician and a flirt and calls anzu "kitten" and i hate him but also would kiss his very punchable face. gayass with tsumugi btw. he's actually very caring underneath his rough exterior. tsumugi is the resident cringefail malewife. guy who goes "uwah!" i love him. knew natsume as a kid and made a promise that if their red string of fate ever broke that he'd grow his hair out to tie it back together with his hair. which he does btw. he grows his hair out bc of that promise. believes a lot in luck and stuff. sora is a cute little guy ! very energetic ! he has synesthesia but it manifests as him seeing people's "colors" kind of like auras, and every enstars character has a color from sora :) people's colors also reflect their mood !! Double Face died. yeah they're dead. ANYWAY. mama and kohaku kill people. that's it. did i forget to mention that kohaku was raised to be an assassin and kills people? yeah. that 15 year old has killed. anyway df died and mama is going on hiatus and kohaku is just kinda there.

ok this got very long. have fun

ok this sounds SO COOL WHAT THE FUCK . also love how long the knights paragraph is in contrast to everyone else lmfao . i downloaded and i will get on it after i eat my breakfast !!!!

[gunpowder-tim]

so. podcast reccomendations

putting this under a read more it got l o n g

Ones i have listened to -

*Inkwyrm - COMPLETE, My ultimate fav podcast ever -id listen to the original first ep before the first ep redo cause i think it kinda makes more sense idk, Putting up with her boss is hard enough, but with the cutthroat fashion industry, and whatever is trying to kill everyone today, Mella and the gang have their hands full. One part sit-com, one part space opera.

*Kaleidotrope - COMPLETE, the cutest fucking shit ever filled with tropes and gayass idiots, The plot centers around Drew and Harrison, two reluctant college radio co-hosts-turned-accidental-advice-givers who find themselves in the middle of the campus’s oldest mystery: Do happy endings really happen at Sidlesmith? Can you really find your trope?

*Hell or High Rollers - 11 eps so far! dnd podcast but very rp based much less mechanic based /pos,  A table top role play podcast following the adventures of 4 Villains and their attempt to escape eternal damnation. theyre trying to escape hell and they have to get through all nine layers before they can!!

The Beacon - season 3 coming, After surviving a dangerous encounter with a monster, Bee discovers she has the magical ability to control fire. Confused and with no heroic aspirations, she reaches out online to try and find others with impossible powers like hers - but finding them is only half the battle. only listened to a few eps of this but its v enjoyable

Girl in Space - season 2 coming, Nothing fancy here -- just the simple audio diary of a girl in space. Also, there’s this weird and potentially ominous light in the distance that seems to be growing steadily closer. fun space stuff!

Violet Beach - COMPLETE, On New Year's Day, 2018, the lives of seven friends in the town of Violet Beach, Maryland, change forever. As weird sci-fi happenings become less "fi" and more reality every day, they begin keeping record of their experiences. These are those records. dont remember much abt the content (listened to it a long time ago lmao) but i remember enjoying it v much

Overkill - COMPLETE(?), After 19-year-old Aya Velasquez died mysteriously in Harding Park, no one seemed to care. At least not until a preteen medium accidentally summoned Aya herself to solve the mystery. With no memory of her death and no shortage of questions, Aya must make friends with her fellow ghosts and discover the truth behind the nation's most haunted park. v cool ghost shit but not horrory and also gay

Midnight Radio - COMPLETE, Drawing inspiration from 1950s radio serials and ghost stories, Midnight Radio follows two women finding love through an unlikely correspondence about community, leaving your small hometown, our relationship to the past, what it means to be haunted, and what we leave behind when we die. Remember: all ghost stories are love stories.

Death by Dying - season 2 in progress(?) The Obituary Writer of Crestfall, Idaho finds himself deeply in over his head as he investigates a series of strange and mysterious deaths… when he is supposed to simply be writing obituaries. Along the way he encounters murderous farmers, man-eating cats, haunted bicycles, and a healthy dose of ominous shadows. nightvale esque with a weird lil town, fun concept cool characters, the obituary writer is on the podcast tumblr like all the time and is v nice sauifgdsukf

36 Questions - COMPLETE, musical podcast! bit :/ cause its like got real celebs n shit in it but its good!!!!, In a last-ditch attempt to salvage their crumbling marriage, a couple uses the 36 questions—an experiment known for making strangers fall in love—to save their own relationship.

Directive - 2 seasons, when this came out the tumblr for the podcast messaged people to ask them to listen to it skjdfgdsk, listen to all of part 1 all at once, i didnt know there was a season two so idk abt that but this is sad so just bear that in mind , A Sci Fi series about a man stuck alone for 20 years, taking care of sleeping passengers on a ship to colonize a new planet.

*Love and Luck - hiatus since 2020 possibly finished, Love and Luck is a fictional radio play podcast, told via voicemails.  It’s a slice of life queer romance story with a touch of magic. very cute and nice and lighthearted

Dining in The Void - season 3 coming, When six alien celebrities are trapped onboard a space station, they will have to work together to survive--or die at the hands of an unknown monster. pretty sure i was/am mutuals (or sth) w someone who voice acts in this which i didnt know when i started listening, heavy themes i think kinda

Raising the Dead Again - indefinate hiatus, Raising the Dead Again is a triweekly podcast that follows a young, modern-day necromancer - a young man by the name of Quincy Bejanaro - before, during, and after making the biggest mistake of his life: resurrecting long-dead adventurers. really really loved this one sad theres only 9 eps :( and the story is unfinished

some of these do not have great input from me bc i listened to them years ago n my memory is garbage - starred ones are my favourites, pink is my opinion, italics are official descriptions

other ones i love but Do Not Reccomend are king falls am and eos 10 bc the creators r stupid ass losers and also the last season of eos 10 is so fucking stupid lmao

[mallcarcass]

depeche mode is such gayass music. that being said it fucking bangs