#THINKING 👩🏽‍💻

[saeun]

number neighbour au with gojo where you're ranting to him about your actual neighbour.

the neighbour's always having friends over which means it gets ridiculously loud. the walls are thin, you're always working your way around to make sure any loudness from your side doesn't last long. you expected the same silent respect but clearly they didn't seem to care.

you're always cursing them out in gojo's chat, wishing that only their electricity cuts off and never returns. you even said that you'd take a stick and shove it up your neighbour's ass. gojo's always understanding towards you. he sympathises with you. if he had a neighbour like that he'd go insane.

somewhere down the line he got suspicious. you sent a chain of messages that came with details of your neighbour's look. apparently you reached your limit and politely asked your neighbour to keep it down. you gave him a half-assed smile and laced your voice with slight attitude.

what did you receive in return? a shrug followed with “oops, my bad.”

the description of your neighbour felt oddly close to what gojo himself looked like.

“tall bitch.” he's tall...

“lanky ass son of a bitch.” not lanky, but he can be a son of a bitch!

“white haired old piece of shit.” white haired..?

“hope apartment 207 gets raided by roaches.” apartment 207?!

yeah, that sealed the deal for him. as soon as he finished replying to you, he threw his phone in shock. what were the chances of the unnecessarily hot yet bitchy neighbour of his being his number neighbour!?!?

the same woman he interacted with and shrugged her off due to being hungover was the same one he texted every day?!

throughout the day, he was dazed. on one side, he can put a face to his number neighbour. on the other, you fucking despise him—well, not the number version of him. now he has to undo the impression you have of him and get into your good shoes.

[sttoru]

Honestly ur being disrespectful as fuck. Like if men were to say "all women are the same" after getting treated wrong by one yall would bitch and cry over it. Guys have insecurities too but you obviously can't seem to notice that. If roles were reversed and it was guys being r*ped more that girls and guys were saying fuck girls insecurity's and their feelings you'd be mad. Your never gonna have a guy actually want to talk to you atp. Your gonna be a virgin all your life and have to wright stories online just to make urself feel worthy cause no man will ever want you.

LMAOOOOO u dont understand that thats the goal STUPID 😂 . threatening me w a good time, thank u very much

[mochidolls]

well well well

hi 👋

[canon-can-fight-me]

I’m sorry Kafka…

Well she won’t be out for a while and skipping SW and Luocha so hopefully I have time 🤞🏼

[j0kers-light]

what if y/n was an airhead... not necessarily super dumb but a little slow or ditzy... and a little dumb. but also very positive and carefree. basically a golden retriever type of person 😂 i just wonder what j would think about that 😂

Hey hi anon!! 🖤✨

Oh this is gonna be fun. 🥰 I love doing reaction head canons! Let’s GO!!!!! Don’t ask why I’m still up at 2am. I hope you enjoy anon!

The first time that Joker met you, he wanted to slash your throat so bad. How are you so positive and carefree? There's no way you're like this 24/7.

You are. Gods you really are. Joker questions your mental state because you are too kind to others and your naivety is so pure, you are considered a national treasure. He wants to taint you. Point. Blank. Simple.

How are you so joyful? Do you do drugs? You're always smiling, offering up words of encouragement, and soooooooo many hugs to strangers. You are wayy too bubbly for J's tastes.

Too often you remind Joker of his ex Harley and he refuses to do that all over again. He considers breaking up with you because you're just so... ditzy.

Your attention span is that of a goldfish, and you literally stop to smell the roses while out and about. You even play peek-a-boo with children you see on the street. End his misery please. 😭

But despite the constant headaches you give Joker, he can’t seem to stay away. He’s addicted.

Frost and the boys stare at Joker in horror when you visit the hideout (unannounced) with a basket full of baked goods; blissfully unaware that a goon almost shot you for trespassing.

This is the girl their boss is dating?!!?!? HOW? It’s giving peak grumpy x sunshine energy because you and Joker do not compute.

BUT. IT WORKS. The laws of the universe bend to make it happen and Joker cannot thank them enough for placing you in his life. He wouldn’t be the same without you.

You know you can be an airhead at times but Joker reins in your overly bubbly persona. He's always looking out for you and not allowing anyone to make you into a pushover.

In return, you encourage and offer Joker the love and support he secretly needs while quelling his more violent tendencies.

You calm his anger. He keeps you focused. 🔥✨

You're still his Light although it stands for Sunlight in this scenario and you get a sun tattoo behind your ear in honor of it.

Joker is grateful that you are nothing like Harley. Yes you can be annoying at times but you mean well in the long run.

Its not just obsessive loyalty and toxic love; you genuinely care about Joker and you push him to become a better man every day.

And the feeling is mutual. Joker does not tolerate anyone making fun of his sunlight. He kills anyone who insults your intelligence and anyone that makes you cry, mysteriously disappears.

Joker is the only one who can call you silly or dumb because it’s not an insult when J says it. 🥹

You giggle anytime he calls you silly girl or his dumb little slut. AND l OOP! SORRY ! I forgot this was sfw!! 👀👀 MOVING ON 👩🏽‍💻

Speaking of you barging into the hideout with baked goodies. That actually happened.

Everyone was shocked when you knocked on the door with a loud, "HELLLLLOOOOOOOO! J are you in there? I brought snackies!"

No one knows how you navigated this deep into Joker’s territory without being murdered. No one knows how you bypassed the building’s security.

You just waltz in like you own the place, bringing an aura of joy and happiness in your wake.

Joker was in an important meeting, discussing how to eliminate a rival popup gang when he heard your heels clicking down the hall. He knows that sound from anywhere and his face turns white.

A goon is right behind you threatening you to leave or else, when you just causally walk into the meeting room, blissfully unaware of the danger you are now in.

Do you even notice all the guns trained on you? Nope, you only have eyes for Joker. You stop yourself from tackling him with a hug.

"There you are J! Oh. Are you busy? Well not anymore!! I baked muffins, and cookies, and oh!” You finally acknowledge the room full of men.

You blink twice before smiling wide. “Hi everyone!! Does anyone have a peanut allergy? I made treats with and without nuts just in case!”

An entire room full of dangerous criminals stare in disbelief as you unload your wicker basket right onto the table, all while humming a song.

They all turn to stare at Joker who is ready to crawl into a hole from embarrassment. He doesn't even know where to begin there's so much to unpack here.

How did you get here all by yourself? Who let you in?! Why did you bake so much?! Is that a pain au chocolat?

Surely you sense the threat around you but no. You are so oblivious, it’s almost sad to watch.

Some brave soul does announce their allergy and you quickly deliver them a nut free brownie on a pink napkin.

Your naïve personality triggers an understanding in the room and people start to lower their weapons in exchange for treats.

By the end of your impromtu visit, Joker's gang is obsessed with you and your baking. And so the questions start pouring in.

"Y/n you’re so nice! How is someone like you with the boss?"

You look up from handing a goon a cookie, "You mean J? Oh!" You look away bashful as they all wait for a response. Even Joker is intrigued with what you’ll say.

“I’m not the smartest girl in Gotham but Joker doesn’t care! He’s the most patient person I’ve ever met and he never belittles me! How could I not love him? He’s so protective too! He always murders the mean people who make fun of me. Isn’t he so romantic?”

The room goes silent after that last bit. And so it all starts to make sense.

“Great. She’s crazy too." One guy whispers.

[princessbrunette]

dealer!jj mention omg im still stuck on the pining between them n how the lines are completely blurred courtesy of how high they get together <3 plus jj loves the sight of a cute girl bumming it on his couch bc she looks so out of place n he just folds 👩🏽‍💻 he also starts tweaking if he finds out you have another plug (god forbid its barry) that you see if hes out orrr if you get high with anyone else n then he starts getting all avoidant n antsy and you realize he has it bad for you hmmm

‘₊‧꒰ა 🎀 ໒꒱ ‧₊’

mmmm the thought of u having to go to barry for weed when jj gets locked up for like a week (gets let out due to lack of evidence that he’s selling and not just in possession) he finds out barry had been keeping you around at his place, making you smoke the super strong stuff that you can’t handle so you’re just sleeping on his couch infront of all these strangers and weird guys and jj is furious :(((( bc how dare he put u in such a dangerous position ??

shows up with a gun when barry’s least expecting it, the man not daring to move when he suddenly feels it pressed to his temple from where he’s chilling on the couch. “yeah, know what that is don’t you? gimme a good reason i shouldn’t blast your freakin’ head off right here right now. think it’s okay to keep innocent girls here greened out?”

“look, man — ain’t no one laying a hand on that girl over here. put the gun down n we can fuckin’ talk.” barry responds cautiously raising his hands to show he came in peace. jj does so, walking round the front of him.

“fine.” he speaks calmly and barry huffs out a laugh of relief, shaking his head.

“shit man, i was startin’ to think you —” barry’s smile is short lived, jj making sure to pistol whip him so hard round the face it leaves his head spinning, clutching his head as jj stares him down angrily.

“you let me hear this happens again and i swear to god bro i’mma go to jail for a whole other reason. are we good?”

‘₊‧꒰ა 🎀 ໒꒱ ‧₊’

[jazzsonly]

౨ৎ blurb. ౨ৎ

ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴇʏᴇꜱ.

pairing(s): tara carpenter x fem!reader

warning(s): reader is an asshole highkey. not proofread (typos.) no part two cuz it’s an old ass blurb(sorry girlies.)

summary: denial is it’s own heartbreak.

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tara never really understood where you guys stood as in terms of your relationship. you definitely weren’t just friends but you weren’t more than that. and to be honest if she had it her way, she would already have the titles of your girlfriend.

but she knew you would never go for that, she could tell by the way you were gone by morning after your night of fun, the way you dodge her parties for other girls, or how you sometimes refuse to kiss her during sex.

and it’s all something she couldn’t understand because you were the one who started all this intimacy; back when your invite her to late night car rides, lay your head on her shoulder during movie night, or by the way you defended her from frankie—even admitting to jealousy then kissing her.

nonetheless, none of your coldness stop the warmness in tara’s heart for you.

even right now, at this party, as she watched you lean into a girl who you were whispering to and laughing with she still had a glint in her eyes for you.

she watched you point to the girl’s red cup who laughed before lifting it to your lips for you to taste.

“tara,” mindy came into view. “stop doing this yourself.”

“doing what? i’m gonna get a drink.” tara turns her heels towards the kitchen in attempts to avoid the girl, who followed closely behind her.

“y/n’s my friend and all but she’s an asshole, there’s no denying it. all she has done and will continue to do is hurt you.”

tara grabs a beer from the cooler, “mindy…it’s more complicated than that.”

“how so? because watching her flirt with another girl in front of you seems like a pretty clear message to me, tara.”

tara clenched her jaw, she hated that mindy was right. no matter how much she tried to avoid these thoughts—this image of you, she couldn’t. the truth stalked her and her friends made sure of it.

but what could she do? it was too late. she loved you and that was another truth to stalk her.

“what are we talking about?” you appear behind mindy, with the same girl wrapped around your arm.

“nothing.” mindy uttered in dismay, grabbing her own beer.

“tara?” you question the girl who just glared at your arm candy.

she’s not even that pretty. the carpenter thought.

“we were just thinking about heading home is all…partys kinda lame.”

“we should head home,” the nameless girl spoke up.

“i—” you cut yourself still staring at tara.

“come on, tara. you shouldn’t be around this.” mindy draggs the girl away from your view.

you were such a dumbass and you knew it.

“uhm, hello?”

you grunt, pulling your arm away from the girl.

“can’t. sorry.” you mumble, going after tara and mindy who didn’t get far.

“tara wait up!” her doe eyes whipped around to you, and mindy’s glared ones.

“i can take you home, if you’d like.” you give a tight lipped smile.

before tara could even give her dumb answer, mindy interjects.

“she can’t tonight, y/n. go back to your girl toy.”

you scrunch your face up. acting so clueless to why.

“yeah. you’re right, i should probably find her.” you bite, not even caring to notice tara’s frown.

━━━👩🏽‍💻

[themedialmercurial]

⭐️Astro Observations pt 3⭐️

I noticed a pattern of a fire dominant parent having a water dominant child and vice versa. Also, parents tend to have children who possess the element they tend to lack

Many people tend to have their moon sign as their parents sun sign (or in the same element)

Aquarius placements tend to have something funky about their technology! They seem more prone to breaking their devices or have something particular about them, whether that be the choice of colour or the case for example 📀👩🏽‍💻

Aqua risings in particular tend to have very unique and mesmerizing eyes 👁️✨

Cancer mercuries tend to sound like they’re reciting poetry whenever they speak, it’s so beautiful (ex: Lana Del Rey) 🎶

Why are Virgo men literally this emoji: 🧍🏽

This is more of a question rather than an observation but does anyone else notice that when a native with a 10H stellium is messed with, karma is dealt to whoever messed with them in a heartbeat? It’s wild

Cancer stelliums tend to have a fuller shaped body and face, with emphasis on their chest.

Maybe I'm an exception to the rule but I, a cancer stellium, don't fancy seafood? Does this reasonate with any other cancers/water placement-heavy people? 🚫🐠

6H moons tend to struggle with digestive issues

Sun conjunct ascendant in synastry denotes a relationship that is easygoing, you both likely think very similarly and have similar habits

Can we talk about how elegantly sag risings carry themselves? So clean so polished and appear so confident (dare I say they seem unapproachable at first lol).

Pisces moons have very distinct eyes. They look round and big and watery. (celeb examples: Erykah Badhu, Dylan O'Brien, Jhené Aiko, etc)

Leo venuses love so hard. They dedicate themselves to their loved ones ❤️‍🔥

Virgos are unhinged behind closed doors! They know how to present themselves classily in public and let loose behind closed doors. It’s great to see honestly and this is not meant negatively! The more comfortable a virgo is around you, the more you'll see their unfiltered realness

Leo mercuries tend to be great storytellers but also not the best listeners! I love you guys but please, in a conversation, let the other person have their turn!

[shellxrls]

MOMMY KINK JJ MOMMY KINK JJ MOMMY KINK JJ , I read it in your tags and now I cant stop thinking abt it 👩🏽‍💻 so many thoughts

starts calling you “mama” as a joke n to get you turned on but eventually he lets a lil “mommy” slip justtt as he’s nutting and you’re like 😈😈 ‘i’m gonna have sm fun with this’.

it gets so bad that you pavlov him into getting his own dick hard just by saying the words “baby boy”/“mommy” or anything within that semantic field 💀💀.

[domiforpresident]

Model girlfriend Riri hc's

Paring: model!RiriWilliams x fem!blackPhotographer

This is just something i put together while working on the Riri fic I'm currently writing

Color coding: interviewers/press, Riri, you, Riris mom

A/N: Riri is extremely fine so why wouldn't she be a model......exactly! 👩🏽‍💻

The start of her career:

Riri was walking the streets of Chicago. Some woman came up to her with their business car. The lady told her to come by for a photo shoot if she's up for it. Riri had her doubts but still went because why not?

When her pictures hit the internet she gained alot of popularity overnight. Even though she could model as a full time career if she wanted to, She doesn't plan on doing so.

She still goes to college at M.I.T when she isn't modeling because she wants to get an education. (Not that she would need it much) She has hopes of pursuing stem when she's finished with college.

Alot of people on her management team call her beauty and brains. She thinks it's silly but doesn't mind the ego bost.

Riri plays around with her masculine and feminine side when it come to clothing. It started to get a few blogs talking. Soon everyone was dieing to know her sexuality.

"So Riri I'm guessing you've seen the blogs and everyone is dieing to know, what kind of people are you Interested in?

"The kind of people that love me back"

She hates when people pry at her personal life. So she never really gives clear cut answers to these type of questions. Everyone in her circle knew she was a ragging lesbian and that's all that mattered to her.

You and Riri’s relationship:

You and Riri met at one of her photo shoots around the time she started to gain alot of popularity. You were her photographer. When she saw you she couldn't help but to do a double take. You were breath taking and She wouldn't stop flirting with you. The more you called her unprofessional the harder she flirted. Eventually you gave in and agreed to go out on a date with Riri.

After a while of dating you and Riri Made it official. You two decide as a couple to keep the relationship private. Regardless people still talked because you were seen with Riri practically all the time.

One night you and Riri were out on a date at a restaurant. As it came to an end you walked out and cameras flashed in your face. You knew what the press was like. You had yet to experience it first hand though. Riri being a good girlfriend put her jacket over your face and held you close. The men holding the camera's then began to question her.

"Riri is this the lucky woman you're dating?"

"How does it feel being a black queer model In an industry domina-"

"All I know is y'all better get these cameras out of my girls face." Riri said bluntly, quickly becoming irritated by the questions.

It was hard for you to adjust to the press at first. After a while it became second nature. You knew how to duck and dodge them. If you couldn't do that you would never give them direct answers to the questions they asked.

You go the run way shows and photo shoots of Riris that you can make it to. You Always blow her a kiss when she comes out on stage.

Sometimes you aren't able to make it when she does runway shows. She'll still call you right before she walks on stage. She says you're her good luck charm.

"Baby I'm a little neverous you sure you're not gona be able to make it?"

"If I could I would my love, and you're literally a pro at this Riri. You're definitely gonna kill it like you always do so just take a deep breath and count down from 10 in your head."

"Thank you baby, and remember the live stream of the show starts in 3 minutes"

"I'll be watching my love I promise"

She loves taking you on vacations whenever she can. You're not used to getting spoiled but Riri constantly let's you know that you deserve it and so much more.

Upon meeting her family they all loved you immediately especially her mom.

"You're so beautiful Y/n, Riri better be telling you that everyday"

"i promise you She does" you said while softly smiling at both Riri and her mom.

"Oh and here come look at these" Riris mom went to go grab Riris baby pictures. "I've been waiting for her to bring someone home so I could wip these out"

"Ma is that really necessary?" Riri said to her mom. "I don't even think y/n wants to see these"

"Don’t speak for me girl, and move over you're blocking my view." You switched places with Riri on her mothers couch. "aww look at baby Ri."

You and Riri take long and relaxing baths together after you'd both had a stressful day at work. Sometimes Riri says she's too tired and just wants to shower and go to bed. You always manage to convince her into it though.

You can't stand it when women or men flirt with Riri while she's doing interviews. She always makes it very clear she has a lovely wife at home. Sometimes the flirting still gets to you. But Riri quickly reminds you that you're the only person she wants in one way or another 🤭.

Even though you're the photographer Riri takes more pictures of you than she's does of herself.

*Riri taking a picture of you for the 2000th time that day*

"Ri are you taking another picture of me?"

"Yes. Your face is too beautiful to always be behind the camera" Riri said while snapping another picture of you.

She takes pictures of you while doing the simplest things like eating.

At events and red carpets she always has you on her arm. People constantly scream that the two of you would be a model power couple if you ever decided to get into the industry. You're more low key though and photography is your passion.

[aphrodeiities]

Hi Pluto!

I just want to say congratulations on having such a massive platform on here! It just goes to show how influential and knowledgeable of a person you are, the very two reasons why I chose to follow you🥳🩷

What first caught my attention was your overall aesthetic, as someone who had been fairly new to the Astro community, your posts reeled me in real fast (my scorpio 3H self having a field day studying your Astro posts👩🏽‍💻👩🏽‍💻).

My question for is about my love life. Do you see any healthy romantic advances being made during this year? There isn’t anyone I know at the moment that I’d like to pursue but perhaps something I’m oblivious to?

Thank you again🫶🏽

thank you so much for your patience, and thank you for messaging me about what you have forgotten :) and it doesnt feel like you're fairly new to tumblr? it seems like i've known you foreverr and thank you, my jupiter 9h loves to give the information

now to your question, im feeling like there would be some struggles you'll be going through when it comes to your romance. and it could get you annoyed because you'd be wondering who actually wants to be serious about you, but i dont think you'll get proper healthy romantic circumstances this year, if it does happen, im feeling it would be happening at the end of the year.

and i think you might go back to someone you're addicted to, you might cover it up as romance, but you could struggle on letting go of this person.

shufflemancy -

[sttoru]

I'm honestly glad that I could relate to that one anon who hates p*rn and gets disgusted with dicks, I always feel like being disgusted by dicks is such a bad thing and it's just me who thinks that way but I'm glad there's someone who relates and also you're so right about p*rn not giving the viewers the freedom to imagine. And I agree with p*rn dehumanizing women but not a lot of people are ready for that conversation

it’s really nothing to be ashamed of, many people find dicks just.. weird or disgusting irl, and sometimes i do too - so it isn’t uncommon and no one should shame you for that ! sometimes things look better in your imagination 👩🏽‍💻

and yeah porn has so many downsides to it. those vids limit the viewers imagination & most of the links posted have the women in dehumanising situations / positions.

i saw this one kento link compilation and was curious to see what they added.. tell me why all of em were just rough sex. THAT MAN IS A ROMANTIC LOVER PLEASE 🙏🏽 he would NOT call me a bitch

[iheartamajiki]

ion appreciate how you shinichiro writers think you can take the summer off. GET IN THE FIELD 🏈🔫🤬🤬 I WANNA SEE THOSE BRAINCELLS MOVING AND THOSE FINGERS TYPING ✍🏽👩🏽‍💻

[watchyourbuck]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday🪐

tagged by @wikiangela @forthewolves @eddiediaztho & @wildlife4life thank u sm<3 I loved ur works today 💓

I started a new wip! have a warm welcome to openly bisexual!Buck pining for Eddie👩🏽‍💻✨

Before he could stop it, he was hard. Painfully, embarrassingly so. He hadn’t touched himself in days, a little too ashamed to admit he wouldn’t be able to think about anyone who wasn’t him. Even porn had become repetitive and borderline annoying. He didn’t want to watch, he wanted to do.

His phone lit up in the darkness, providing some very real clarity. He was obsessed with the idea of a man that didn’t belong to him, and if the way he practically ran towards the beeping little thing meant anything, was that he had lost himself within. How far was too far?

A sigh escaped his lips as he went through it. Emails, emails, and emails. Not a single piece of information he’d be happy to know. Not a single text he’d be glad – and needy – to receive. “Bill collectors” he muttered, sucking in a snort. How indicative of his current situation.

Putting the phone down, an idea brew deep down. It’s not like he’d encourage himself to pursue it, but these days his free will was dauntingly compromised. He swallowed. This could go one of two ways, and he wasn’t very keen on finding out which.

However, the more he thought about it, the more appealing it sounded. His pleasure wasn’t his own anymore, and giving away the one part of himself he could control could do the trick. To forget, to move on. Move on from Eddie.

He sat down on the bed, practically letting himself fall. His limbs felt unfamiliar, the heavy and pressing weight in his pants tearing him apart. Surely, scientifically speaking, his blood had rushed down. It had an explanation, but the mere thought of the actual cause it’s what made him truly weak.

The night was young, maybe as young as him. He deserved to let go, to break the rules. It’s not like anyone would notice, anyway. No one ever did. Bobby, maybe, but he had promised him a long time ago he’d be responsible, and he was. He had been. It’s not like he couldn’t be the better version of himself while bending over for some stranger.

tags!! @bucksbirthmark @alyxmastershipper @eddie---diaz @honestlydarkprincess @housewifebuck @giddyupbuck @cowboydiazes @fortheloveofbuddie @thewolvesof1998 @buckleyobsessed @disasterbuckdiaz @transbuck @hippolotamus (let me know if you wish to not be tagged anymore!)🙇🏽‍♀️

I truly hope you guys like it, it’s a lil dense but I’m oh so excited🥹💘

[j0kers-light]

Hi, Chaos! I have a request - How would J react with Y/N having a condition called 'winking eye syndrome'? It's actually something I have but it's such a rare condition that it's never mentioned. I would love to read your take on it. Thanks in advance! <3

Hello and hi beloved!!! 🖤✨

Fun fact! Anytime I have an ask that’s medical in nature, I run to my mother to get the most accurate information. She loves helping out to answer these so much!

Moving along! Winking eye syndrome? Coming right up! 👩🏽‍💻 I’m sorry I’m answering this ask so late, writers block is powerful. I hope you enjoy beautiful 😘

Definition: Marcus Gunn Jaw winking syndrome (MGJWS) is one of the congenital cranial dysinnervation disorders (CCDD) and these individuals have variable degrees of blepharoptosis in the resting, primary position. It is associated with synkinetic movements of the upper eyelid during masticating movements of the jaw.

credit & credit

MGJ, another rare condition (with hardly any studies/articles) that affects the eyelids literally by 'winking' at inopportune moments.

(From my research) its more of an insecurity or an annoyance than anything since its not life threatening or harmful, (if it exceeds 2mm then it could be).

However the mental health side effects—being self conscious, is serious enough to discuss.

Joker is very perceptive, and especially about his Bunny, so he would definitely notice but not comment.

He takes notice how you don't eat or drink in front of him to avoid him seeing your condition.

You are very particular about how you angle your face or talk in order to not upset your jaw and cause any flare ups even though sometimes the wink can be involuntary.

Joker doesn't like you hiding from him and makes it his mission to help you become more comfortable with yourself.

You might get a cheeky joke every now and then like, "Are ya getting sleepy Bunny?" or “Happy to see me doll?" as he winks right back at you.

Don't panic, Joker is never insulting or mean to you! Its all done in jest.

He does enjoy seeing you fluster and try to shy away but he's quick to spin you around to face him.

You pout and close your eyes, that won't work. Joker is patient and he'll wait however long it takes for you to look at him. Its high time he addressed this.

"Mind tellin' me whyy your hiding those... gorgeous eyes from me sweetheart?"

His alluring voice makes the words pierce your heart even harder yet your lingering insecurities make you hesitate. "They're not gorgeous, J. I hate them."

You bury your face into Joker's chest. He's just saying that because he's your partner. You hate your eyelids for always being stupid and not working properly. It makes taking photos a daunting task. Eye contact is your worst nightmare and it overall makes you ugly.

"You are noT ugly, Y/n."

Wait, did you say that part out loud? Joker tipped your chin up so he could see you more clearly. The deep frown on his face means he's dead serious and you silently begin to panic.

"You think I would liee when I call ya my pretty girl. My Goddess? Mm? Am I a li-ar Y/n?"

His eyes scan your face and force you to mumble a quick, "N-No.."

Joker leaned down to kiss your forehead, both of your eyelids, and then lastly your lips. "No I'm noT, I'm tellin' ya the truth. I don't care if your 'eyelids are stupid'. They belong to my Bunny and my Bunny is perfect. Mhm, wouldn't change a thiiiing." J hugged you close and nuzzled your hair with his cheek.

He hated acting all soft but you needed some sweet reassurance. Your condition made you unique and J loved that about you.

One of these days he would get you to fully embrace your individuality. It would take some time and loads of energy but Joker had more than enough patience to help his Bunny be the best version you could be.

[goosita]

I fear the cast is all attached to the show too so I don’t think they’re going Fully to the textbook history wise which may be annoying but I’m okay with. If it delays him dying on me. I’m ngl to u. i think this episode is like winter of ‘77 and idk if they can jump to July of ‘78 in three episodes so… we are def getting more seasons - 👩🏽‍💻

shhdhdjs i so hope you’re right but the tism in me wants them to follow history but the emotional attachment to billy wants them to not

mgm+ youRE TEARING ME APAAAAAART