#THEYS CUTE YALL

[fqlling4it]

teenager in love | lando norris x popstar! reader

yourusername

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yourusername me and the boyfie

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user36 hello????

↳ yourusername hey girl 😁

user31 since when ????

↳ user19 nah that’s what i’m saying because she dropped a breakup song and dipped and comes back with a boyfriend ????

lilymhe why am i just finding out about this ???

↳ yourusername sorry babes, i’ll text you! 💗

user81 mother leaves for a year and a half and comes back with a boyfriend ???

user4 who cares? let me be your boyfie instead

↳ user373 get UP bro

sabrinacarpenter pretty pretty girl

↳ yourusername ahhh love you 💗

landonorris

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landonorris aug 24. sun and things ☀️

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user63 woah woah woah

↳ user84 he really though he could just sneak in that second photo and we wouldn’t notice

maxfewtrell great girl you’ve got mate

↳ landonorris she says it was nice to meet you

oscarpiastri seems like you’ve had a great summer

↳ landonorris wonderful break with some time away from you 😂

user71 thirst trapping like it’ll make us ignore that second pic

user4 he has a girlfriend????

alex_albon finally! no more fifth wheeling george and i (lily says hi)

↳ landonorris years in the making! (she says hi back!)

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[story 1: ootd 💗]

[story 2: picnic turned into lego building!]

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landonorris you didn’t post my finished product ☹️

↳ yourusername it would’ve ruined the softlaunch i fear 💔

landonorris just hardlaunch, problem solved 😁

↳ yourusername after the song releases

landonorris song???

carmenmmundt you two are so cute, it was great having a double date the other day! 💗

↳ yourusername no third wheeling you and george anymore ☺️

carmenmmundt my baby’s all grown up now ☹️💔

user73 is that a mclaren lego set girlie? 🤔

user4 nooooooooooo please just one chance i beg 🙏

lilymhe this is still insane to me

↳ yourusername you literally knew i had a crush on him 😞

lilymhe i thought it was a joke, i would’ve done some matchmaking baby

↳ yourusername god bless your boyfriend (🤮) for getting us together ☺️

sabrinacarpenter girl get your ass in the studio and leave the man

↳ yourusername what if i tell you i wrote a song about him ☺️

sabrinacarpenter hmmm cute, send it my way baby 🥰

yourusername

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yourusername teenager in love out at midnight! (no official photoshoot this time, enjoy the photos my man took 😁)

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lilymhe hello????

↳ yourusername hi lily!!! 😁

user821 mother may have a boyfriend but at least we get a new song

landonorris so excited to hear it!!

↳ yourusername hope you like it 💗

user832 mother just one lyric please please 🙏

↳ yourusername and you make me feel like i’ll be forever young 😁

user4 gonna pretend this songs about me instead of her man ☺️

↳ user81 bro get UP

landonorris

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landonorris girlfie’s new song is out, enjoy! (yes, it’s about me 😁) yourusername

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yourusername my boyfie 💗

↳ landonorris my girlfie 💗

sabrinacarpenter that’s my girlfie btw

↳ yourusername love love love you pretty girl 😘

user4 him of all people ???? him????

↳ yourusername pls refrain from being mean to my boyfie, he’s cute and i love him 😁💗

alex_albon next double date when ?

↳ georgerussell63 make that a triple date

↳ landonorris soon soon, asking the girlfie now!

user832 ok they’re kinda cute though

↳ user93 no fr, the way he made a whole post about her new song ???

user81 mama y papa

oscarpiastri no more moping around the garage that she can’t be there 🙏

↳ landonorris i do NOT mope, false allegations

user12 ok but have yall even listened to the lyrics ????

↳ user89 like they’re so cute together ☹️

lilymhe hard launched finally?

↳ landonorris indeed! made me wait until she released MY song 😁

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[story 1: passenger princess life 🙌🙌]

[story 2: little dinner celebration 💗]

[mushroom-winners-proof]

im sorry this is so random but. is it just me or do gummi blocks look really... edible they gotta be called gummis for a reason right...

these the REALEST questions tonight on GOD

[agust-june]

Songs that Haechan aka my son can sing

For starters this is not edited. This is what happens when my thoughts ramble and my ideas start popping up.  This post is for ans about Lee Donghyuck and him only. Aka my son. I just want to show appreciation and love for this boy because I feel like he doesn't get it enough. Just to start this off Haechan has a voice of SOUL (not all of my faves have this or some of your faves).  He has very soulful and powerful voice and anything that is R&B and soul (maybe gospel) is VERY suited for his vocals.

• All I do is think of you by Troop

This is a song on the dream album with Haechan as the lead. Haechan has a strong and powerful voice. If you wanna sarande this is the perfect song for him. Plus it gives middle school high school crush song. Perfor Dream.

• Anniversary by Tony! Toni! Toné!

This song again LEAD Would it be a solo? Yes because I don't think he needs back up and have a cute lil dance number??? yes Haechan could eat this song up and him in something silky. Ahhhh! I'd cry automatically.

• It never rains by Tony! Toni! Toné!

Same thing applies this is a solo song but with Mark and Taeil doing back up. Idk why but I see Mark singing "now it maybe cold on the east coast but on the other side of town it never rains" while Haechan prepping for the next verse.

• I like it by Debarge

This is Haechan singing lead with Dream singing in the background. Put him a sparkly outfit maybe a nice blue and it'll pop for him.

• Your not my kind of girl by New Edition

I just wanna hear him belt out a "Girlllll your so pretty" because it suits him well. This is definitely a 127 song but with only the vocal line and Johnny and Mark so they can talk. Oh and I'm giving Yuta Ricky Bell's part because I need my man to shine. Sorry not sorry.

• Sensitivity by Ralph Tresvant

Haechan reminds me of him voice wise and I feel like this song would break him out of the cute and sometimes annoying sunshine label. This song is sensual smooth and so R&B! It fits him so well. I think the girlies, gays, and theys would eat this shit up. They would probably respect him and thirst for him more (because they did the same thing with Kai). Especially if SM showed off his beautiful melonated skin tone! Yall can't tell me not only would Haechan eat this up vocally but he could also eat up fans. Yall gonna respect my son today!

• If it isn't love by New Edition

This is a 127. This is a Ralph Tresvant LEAD song. This song is for Haechan singing lead. And he can do his Thang up on that stage! Plus I wanna see him do the dance. I would make this for Dream however New Edition I feel fits more with 127.

[viscountessevie]

Note: I wrote this in an extremely delirious, sleep deprived state earlier today while editing my picture edit and formatting my Vignette lmao - its just very unhinged rambling through my process I thought some of yall might enjoy, if not feel free to scroll past! [There is a cute Cassie pic at the end if yall wanna ignore me and scroll down to see tho lmao]

Some Thots before I post Vignette #2 of Something There (Here Is Vignette #1): 

- Pleaseeee appreciate the edit - I know it looks simple but MY GOD combing through Pinterest and Cap-that.com was NO JOKE 

- Do yall know HOW RARE IT IS TO HAVE A WOC IN REGENCY CLOTHING MAKING OUT WTH SOMEONE??? MML’s main couples and Kate Sharma paved the way so show them some damn respect 

- Also I went through my S2 trauma for yall looking at the damn screenies; do you know how many times the Ginger Demon popped up before Kathony??? TOOOO MANY 

- And I went through my 5 stages of grief with S2 all over again and was bitching about how they fucked up on which shots to use cos holy shit the editing and shots chosen for the final cut WERE SHIT  

- ANOTHER editing note: So as I’m colour editing/grading my edit, I realise THEY DIDN’T LIGHT HER PROPERLY IN THE GAZEBO SCENE!! Cos colour grading screencaps from that scene came out like shit because they failed to light her and she was wayyy darker than she needed to be for that scene. They did so good in the almost kiss scene?? Whoooo lit her in the gazebo?? I want names! 

Like lighting was not my strong suit in film school but I bet your ass I can light her better. As the only one with my skin tone in my class, I had to experiment around myself to learn how to light Indian girlies, he and theys who share my skin tone. 

- As I finished writing this; I realised I sound insane and that’s cos I stayed up all night and really wanted to put out Vignette #2 asap and with a pretty edit to go with it too. I will be peacing out once the Vignette is posted - enjoy everyone and lmao no pressure to appreciate it I just wanna share it with whoever has enjoyed it or will stumble upon it!! 

Have a good night/day/afternoon yall :D

Also have a Cassie looking like an angry toddler than calmed me down when I was getting too angry about the lighting:

[psychicbirdstarlight]

I HATE seeing phrases like "women and enbys only" or "girls, gays and theys".

H A T E it

Yall really be excluding (straight) transmen like we are not fucking part of this community...

I get that you want to create safe spaces for survivors of assault and lgbt people, but excluding people based off of their gender is just not how you reach that goal. You reach it by creating a good communication culture and by throwing out the assholes (something many transmen would surely looove to do). Cisnormative patriarchy already bullys people because of their gender and it's bullshit so can we like just fucking stop that? Plus it is unneccessary gatekeeping for every amab who is questioning and seeks out community AND it's hella frustrating for afab enbys who are constantly just seen as 'spicy' women.

Yall are so busy catering to cis women that you just walk all over transpeople. Shit's not cute

[ningningsdream]

t h i r t y  s i x | kdrama

summary: “why do yall act like you’re in a kdrama?”

pairing: y/n x jeno

warning(s): none

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Jeno slowly woke up from his deep slumber, stretching his whole body with his eyes still close. One of his arms landed on the empty space next to him as he opened his eyes, feeling a bit disappointed. Maybe everything that happened the day before was just a dream. He sat up, rubbing his eyes. The day didn't feel like a good one already as he thought y/n was still mad at him. He was running a hand through his hair, letting a frustrated sigh out when someone knocked on the door.

It slightly opened as y/n's head peaked inside to see if Jeno was awake, "Oh hey, uhm goodmorning.", she smiled, feeling her cheeks heating up as she remembered his confession.

"Hey.", he managed to say after realizing that last night wasn't a dream.

y/n paused for a moment, bouncing back and forth on her feet, thinking about what to say next, "You said...certain things last night-"

"Yeah I-I remember..."

"Did you mean it?", she suddenly blurted out, "What you said.", she quietly added without looking at him, "Nevermind. Forget about it. It was late. You probably didn't mean it. Anyway, wh-"

"I meant it.", his answer was short, simple and clear, making y/n nod while trying to hide her smile.

"Jinhee brought breakfast. We will all be waiting for you in the kitchen.", she said before quickly running out of the room, feeling all giddy.

Jeno joined the group a few minutes later, sloppily walking to them while yawning, "Finally up, sleeping beauty?", Jaemin teased.

"The beauty is still sleepy.", Jeno said, talking about himself.

"That's what you get for not sleeping for the last three days.", Donghyuck said, making the boy in question roll his eyes.

"I can't believe all of you had a sleepover without me.", Jinhee pouted. Poor girl was the only one being left out in this improvised sleepover.

"We can have a sleepover of our own.", Jaemin whispered to the girl who blushed and hit his shoulder in embarrassment.

Quick update on these two who had been flirting with each other for a long LONG time. Jaemin even stopped flirting around, shocking y/n who noticed the change in his behavior and was all for it because he better not treat her best friend like any other girls. After weeks of looking at Jinhee with heart eyes, Jaemin finally had the guts to ask her out and let just say that the girl panicked, leaving him on read to go and ramble to y/n. Seeing that Jinhee left him on read, Jaemin freaked out and sent y/n multiple panicked texts, telling her how Jinhee left him on read. At the time, y/n rolled her eyes at how perfect they were for each other.

After breakfast, Jaemin and Jinhee left to go on a date, Mark and Donghyuck too, surprisingly Renjun was going to get art supplies with this girl in his art class telling everyone, "It's not a date.", and Chenle and Jisung were going to Chenle's house to test out some new games he had. The two babies asked y/n if she wanted to join them, knowing her love for video games but she declined, saying that she'd stay at Jeno's house for a little longer while holding his hand behind her back so the group couldn't see.

When they all left, Jeno and y/n went back to his room, "So what do you want to do?", she asked, turning around to face him as he closed the door.

"I don't know.", Jeno replied, slipping his arms around her waist casually. Her cheeks heated up at his sudden boldness, heart beating like crazy.

'Brain-cells, this is not the time to leave me.'

y/n ran a hand through her hair, trying to calm herself down as she looked at him, not shying away. His eyes wandered from hers to her cute pink cheeks and finally to her delicate lips, "Stop looking at me like that.", she said in almost a whisper.

"Like what?", he replied, eyes moving back up to meet hers.

"Like...", y/n wrapped her arms around his neck, tiptoeing to face him. She started getting closer and closer, stopping when their face were only at a few centimeters away, eyes wandered to his lips, making Jeno gulped as she smirked, "...that.", and suddenly she pushed herself away with all of her strength, running away to his bed and leaving him there all flustered.

"Y/L/N Y/N!", he shouted in embarrassment with a chuckle as y/n hid under his covers, giggling.

Jeno jumped on his bed, managing to get under the covers too and tickling the girl who didn't back down and tried to tickle him back. After a few minutes, the two ended up just cuddling, out of breath from laughing so much. They spent the afternoon talking about their life, Jeno telling her about his childhood and y/n telling him about how her parents fell in love.

a/n: okay i exactly need all the things that happened in this part 🤧 plz chinese boy from my dream, slide in my dms - okay not for real though, i wouldn't know how to respond 😳

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[kir8s-moved]

yall b like omg yesss my little he/they bean ur so cute but then to she/theys ur like idk.............seems unlikely...........what’s the reason

[finding-the-daylight]

Today has been a very stressful day, so guess wtf time it is? Drunk Breaking Dawn Pt. 1. Here is what I soberly remember of the movie (I have not watched it since BD2 came out): 

1. There’s a wedding.

2. There’s a honeymoon.

3. There’s swimming in the ocean.

4. There’s an accidental pregnancy.

5. The baby almost kills Bella.

6. The canon incident that we all hate happens.

7. The Volturi evilly laugh. 

Same as Eclipse, my drunken narration of the movie will be below the break.

A brief intro statement, I was 100% sober and just beginning to drink at the beginning of the Eclipse post and progressively got more drunk. For BD1, I’m throwing back before I even start watching this shit show.

- I love the effects of the intro. it’s very calming. THe putting away childish things quote is literally a Bible verse. I hate that Stpehen appropriated Quileute culture, Christian culture, and every culture. I know she’s mormon but sitll. THis shit feels real appropriated.

- Idk why rennee is all happy. she never gave a shit before.

- OMG ALICE TEHCING BELLA TO WALK IN HEELS IS THE CUTEST ICRY.

- carlisle carryign the bench is literally the hottest hting i’ve ever seen fck

- lowkey kinda creeprd out because she’s literally sacrificing her humanity to marry this deud she’s known for like a year but everyone other than jacob is super supportive

- damn she’s looking @ this dreamcatcher and it’s making me sad but tbh that shit probably caused half her nightmares because she’s not native so sleep paralysis (if you know you know).

- DAMN EDWAD RELALY JUST ADMITTED HE’S BEEN A VIRGING FOR OVER 100 YEARS WHAT AB RAVE MAN WE STAN

- BUT FOR REAL WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING TF OUT THAT SHE’S LITERALLY BEGGING TO DIE FOR THIUS DUE?

- he just todl her hes killed people and explained it and it didn’t work she’s still down to clown with this vapire emo boi

- HOW HE’S SMILTING @ HR WTF I AM SO ALONEEEE

- i just wama ne im loved amd ne loved in retun plz

- this dream sequence is awful also fck the volturi is til hate that they never overthrew that crabbyass monarchy bullshit they were powerful enough

- i just wanna be like rosalie when i greow up

- charlie knew shit was off when he saw those crapsk 

- why the HELL is renen actin liks she cares? bitch go the fuck back home

- jessica is the only one with any damn common sense in this whole series talking about they’re too fucking young for this shitt bitch true and itm akes sene now why she was the valedictioajrn 

- SLEEPING AT LAST IS THT GROUP IDK IF YALL HAVE HEARD ANY OF HTEIR OTHER STUFF BUT THEY’RE AMAIZNG AND I USED TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP # THAT SHIT

- damn id’ be fuckign panicking too your lfie is over hoe 

- stpeheen sto pwiht your racist ass smiling its offensive

- CHARLIE FUCKING DEWEVRE BETTER SOMEONE LOVE HIM PLEASR

- this wedding is gorgoeus though i live for hte fuckj g aestiec 

- OH MY GORD THE PROM SONGGGGGGGG  FCK ME RIGHT IN THE EMO 

- IT JUST HIT ME WHN THEY WRE LOOKI  @ EACH OTHERS EYES THIS BTCH REALLY MARYING AN UNDRSF VAMPIRE HOE this shit is horryighn why was i not scare?

- carlisle is the love of y life

- sth is a lil ray of sunishen 

- i just reaized howd fucked it is that sue and chalrie are starng to catch feelz ut sue knows his daughter is funckugn off with a unded vamp emo iboi

- OMG I FCUKING HATE STEPHENE RACIST ASS I LEGIT MADE AP OST EARLIER SYAING LAURENT WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING ANDWOUVLEBE BEND A VEGETATIAN BITCH AND IRENEA CONFIRMED FCK THIS SHIT IM OUT ANG ANGRY

- charlie is gget ing drunk as hell my spiritn animel

- jesica is smart and beautiful she needs t os stop being jealous and petty know ya wotht girlie you got itl

- I SWEAR WHEN IGET MARRIED OSMEDAY IF ANYONE GIVES A SPEECH LIKE THIS I WILL PERSONALLY DRAGT HER ASS OUT.

- edwar lves her so much fck im all alone\

- how haoph hacob is when they hig i hate canonn they were best friends fc,

- jacob stay the fck outta her sex life she;s been wanting this for ad dman year fkc steohe let them jsut befriend

- steh is so swert but e is a chidl fck the is reacist plot bulshit

- CHARLIE DESEVRD BETTR FCK THIS PLOT FOR REAL I HAE CANON

- bela looks os ad she knows it’s goodbye but edward’s family is all smiling because they have her now hwat fthe ckc

- jac0bs cryng my heart brke

- i love bineg dunk 

- the scene isn rio is my faorite isn any of the movies eveyrhting looks warm and happy

- this bich can drive ab oat too damn he can just fod evryhin cant he

- CARLISLE BOUGHT A WHOEL DAMN ISALND FOR HIS WIFE AND I CANT ECVE GET A TEXT BACK? 

- deis this honeymon scene make anuone else unconmfy becuae same

- marying a vampire would be horrying af but also hot af and good af becuase htye oculd love so much and protect you from everythign fck 1-/10 woukd efeel safe

- bwll gaving a panic attakc ism e anyt tinme i try talking to an attractive man

- slepeign at last fckign ti up agin bit ch theis m yshit 

- when he said it was the best night i cred 

- tstoehe added the chess game like this shit is a hoje but i would love to play chess on my honemodn idk how uut  i want a man to each me but not mansplin

- WHY THE FUCJ AR THEY SO CTE ON THIS AMN HONEYMOON?

- i know i sadn it was horryig but i want a hotass vamp emo boi husband plas 

- damn jacob is being too emo she aint really gonan be ded for ever youll see her agianb itch

- ‘CULLENS ARE NOT A DNAGER TO THE TOWN OR TRUBE” BITCH IB EG TO FUCKIN DIFFER THIS SHIT BIOLOGICAL WARDARE RACIST ASS STPEHEN WRITING THIS FUCKING BULLTSIT

- ‘NONE OF THEM BELONG TO THEMSEVLES ANYGMROE” - SOMEONE SAID IT BITCH THSI SHIT IS FUCKRE IP

- i fucking hates these vamp racist bitches but i want a nonracist va,p husband bitch thus hot afck

- how tf does she not know shes rpegr yet eatin this weid ass shit?

- THESE FKERS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES TLAKING BOU IDK IF ITS VEEN POSSIBEL BTICH YU SHOULD FUCKUGN KNO BY NOW

- ROVERT SPOEAKIN G PORTGUEVE IS SO KING ATRACTIV

- poor bella her life chaned so uqick and she[s soc scared fck dcnaon

- POOR CHARLIE I HATE THIS HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND TURTH TOLD

- ROSALEI IS THE EST 

- “YOU LOOK TERRBLE’ THIS IS THE FRIENDHSOP WE WANT WHYT THE FCK DOES FOPSTHE RUIN EALL THIS SHIT

- CARLISE IS FUNCIGJ HOT

- LIRALY BITCH I JUST WNAT A PURE FIRENDHSIP WUTH JACOB AND BELLA ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE FJC CAON

 - this montage is turopy a f when youre drunk waht the helc por jake thugh

- im sorry but i;n laughign my ass off at these fuckugn wolf vocie overs lmaoooo this shit hilarious

- SETH HAS SUCH A PURE HEART WHTY TF DID SPTEHEH RUIB HUS FUCJING CHILDHOOD BULTHIST

- WHY IS EVEYRIJE BSUCG AFUCKUGN BUTCG TO LEAH???? SHE DESEVRED THE FUCKING WORLD STPEHEN IS A RACISHT BITCHHHHHH

- calisbe is fos unicngn hot

- i just reaized robert is like the best fuckugn actor like this diolaguge is wha k as fuck btu he’s acitng all emo boi oscar worhty shti

- they realy had her fuckin drink blodo i hate cannjnonnn

- ifelel the same as kaje watchign this 

- but carlisle’s prety face made it all fuckig hetter

- FUCKRT HIS SHTI CHARLIE DESERVED BETTER HE’S THE BEST DAD FCK CANO NFUCK STEPRHNE 

- okay ut id is cute as fkc whe nedward hears the baby 

- esme and calrisle wilougn to risk their lives for bella i cryi

- fkc i really do hate cnaon because jake is acting liek an adult now and trying to do the honrble thig bue he should be a hpaoy chidl 

-  resnemsien is a ficking ridjcils name and we all fuckj nnew

- i ahte this part i’n bot even wathcing this shit rgros me rout 

- WHY THDID FUCK DID THIS BITCH HAVE A FUKCUNG SYRINGE OG VENOM LAYING AORUND? HOE!?!?!

- literlaiy fuick the dynamics of this whole moty hfknfucjg storyline plot bitch

- LEAH AND STHE DESERVERD BETTER

- SO DID JACOB

- SO DID ALL THE WOLFPAKC STPEHEN IS A RACIST AS SHOE

- aw hell here the fucks we hgo with theu ickgn im************** bulshit i ghate cnaojn canon can suck ad ick

- YES BILLY DEFEND YOUR CHIDL 

- rosalie is literally perfect when cnai b ehr 

- im real glad im drunk rin now because ioculd nto sit throguh this shit sober

- imp&******* is the worst plotline fkc]

- bit iamgiben falling alseo lookin gsick and waking up fhot as uck goals

- this sogn making me cry literlalu imcruing ims o alone lmao

- rheye really ended htoe move wirh red eyws lmaoooo

- hodl the fick up a damn minute stpeehebn producre htis cufkcng shit?

- now heres the hoes iv’ve been waiting on burnt the monarch fuckwits i hate thes epompis fuckers

- OVERTURBR THESE FUCKSERS THEY HAVE TIOO MUCH POWR 

CARLISR COULD FUCKING D OI T I HATE CNAON BRING THE VAMPIRE DECONOARCY

- OOHG BRUNNO MARS BRINGNG THE FUCKING SIMPSSHOES ANTHM I NEEDLOVE IT

[sweet-villain]

Thanks Vecna theis scene is really not helping with my trypophobia.

Eddie isn't a killer you piece of crap. Lucas please I trust you right now don't join them in hurting Eddie.

Omg that little hand wave to Eddie from Steve was so cute I'm going feral right now stop he's so cute. Idc what anyone says that hunt the freak moment with Robin and Eddie was so queer coded and I love them. Yall aren't doing anything to quell both mine and Eddie's anxiety over all of this.

Vecna is a slimy one.

I just wanna hug Eddie and shield him from everyone and everything at that moment.

[uhhhhsoup]

yall ever been attracted to someone like, for the energy they give out. like yeah thei personality is fuckin great and they look p cute too,,, but their e n e r g y. yeaahhhh in that boat rn :"0