#THEYRE HERE YALLL

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This story contains bullying, pedophilia and SA.

name: Karin (girl) and Klaus (boy) Fjellvik

age: 7

nationality: half german, half norwegian

normally in the game, the player can only choose one, and they're not supposed to have a twin sibling. They're genderbent versions of eachother. But as I would like to rp as both of them as twins, in my story, they are twins who got adopted together.

Karin and Klaus are children of world war II, born in 18th Agust 1944, during Germany's invasion of Norway. They get adopted by the player at 4 years old. Living in Norway, their lives go somewhat normal, until they turn 7 and start school. Their life becomes a living hell. They face bullying from their classmates, and the school refuses to do anything about it because theyre german kids. They get beaten up every day at school. The only teacher who actually cares about them leaves, and their next teacher sexually assults them, resulting the player to finally leave the place for all. they get called nazi and bastard and bunch of other names, both by kids and by adults. the player contacts their mom, who does not want them, but gives them the contact information of her own parents, the kid's grandparents. They go to visit them but it goes terrible. rejected by their grandparents, the player also writes to their father, who says that he has a new life, wife and kids now, and sends money to player for the kids. Karin and klaus are very similiar personality wise, karin being a little bit brattier than klaus. Theyre lively and energetic kids who love to play, draw, cook, craft, and go fishing. Growing up in a poor household where they rarely ate enough to fully fill their stomach, theyre grateful kids. But they are stubborn, and often show this to the player by going to parade even though player tells them not to, leaving to see the king even though players rejects the offer, and skipping school even though players says they need to go. They used to be more optimistic, but the horrible experiance with school changed their way of thinking about others, making them more pessimistic. Yet, they often do their best to not worry their adoptive parent by putting on a smile.

[berryblu-soda]

still get surprised every once in a while how people can get reelected in the US

like??? you had one guy running the place, and it sucked, then there was a different guy (who also sucked in his own special way), and now youre finally able to *possibly* get rid of him and the previous sucky guy shows up???? WILD-

[yallaya-blog]

YALLL THEYRE FINALLY HERE

Jumping for joy we are so back and its great

[fandomassimilator]

next gen texting crack….

Jamie: so they like….moved the philophisers stone room right?

Teddy: I dunno…

Teddy: Maybe?

Victorie: NO

Victorie: No

Victorie: NO

Roxanne: omg i wanna check

Louis: no fair! I wanna trespass

Victorie: thank Merlin your not at Hogwarts

Dominique: Jamie the prefects are in a meeting you can go now

Victorie: Jamie I will give your ass detention

Jamie: I’ll say you swore at me

Freddie: oh damn

Freddie: Jay can I come?

Jamie: yea

Jamie: meet at the spot?

Freddie: Agreed

Roxanne: yalll never let me hang out wiht you guys!

Roxanne: its not fair

Dominique: yeah but you can go through thier shit while theyre gone

Freddie: NO DONT YOU DARE

Roxanne: HA IM TAKING UR CANDY

Albus: grab Jamie’s invis cloak for me pls

Roxanne: share it?

Albus: and rose ofc

Teddy: is rose there?

Albus: yeah we’re in the library,

Albus: she says your not supposed to be texting during prefect meetings

Dominique: oh shit she’s right

Dominque: this is why we keep rose around

Albus: now she’s complaining ab not having a phone

Freddie; sry ab that Rosie-Posie

Albus: (rose speaking) i will end your entire exsistence Fredrick lee Weasley-Johnson the second

Dominique: OH DAMN FREDDIE UR DEAD

Jamie: no shot rose could find us

Jamie: also its dark asf down here

Roxanne: you actually made it down there???

Freddie: yeah in the room where they had the devils snare

Albus: guys i have a genius plan

Dominique: no

Jamie: let the Slytherin speak

Albus: so all of you guys should go home and start talking about things your doing in school

Albus: like…hanging out or pulling pranks or falling of stairs

Albus: what do Gryphindors do?

Victorie: you have gryphindor parents?

Albus: i highly doubt Jamie could save the world tho

Freddie: true that

Jamie: hey!

Albus: anyway, and Rose could be all like ‘guys when was this?’ Or ‘I dont remember this?’

Albus: and y’all will be like, well we couldn’t contact you or whatevs

Albus; and maybe rose could cry or something

Dominique: thats so mean

Roxanne: I love it

teddy: what if that happens for reals tho?

Albus: this is rose typing now, I’ve commandeered Albus’s phone. If you exclude me i will know and there will be consequences

Jamie: noted

Roxanne: understood

Freddie: yes ma’m

Louise: why dosent these rules apply to me

Roxanne: you CHOSE to go to French school

Jamie: GUYS THE CHESS SET IS STILL HERE

Freddie: omg is so cool

Dominique: I kinda wanna play chess against it

Albus: the way you would instantly die

Albus: that was rose btw

(Jamie changed ‘Albus’s nickname to ‘Albus/Rose’)

Albus/Rose: ew Jamie that sounds like a ship

Jamie: SORY SORRY

(Jamie changed ‘Albus/Rose’s nickname to Albus and or Rose)

(Albus and or Rose changed Jamie’s nickname to ‘Jamie/Alice’)

Jamie/Alice: HEY

Teddy: al and rose ur nickname is to long

(Albus and Rose changed Albus and Rose’s nickname to A and R)

Teddy: works for now

Freddie: so the wall of fire is still up

Freddie; which potion did aunt hermione say it was

Jamie: rose?

Victorie: NO NO NO NO

Teddy: NONONONOONONON

Victorie: SHIT THEY”RE TAKING OUR PHONES AWAY

Teddy: ROSE YOU EBETTE NOT

A and R: dw i wont

Jamie: Rosie you asshole

Chat name: the cool kids (no prefects alowed)

A and R: third one from the left idiots, i want honeydukes,

Freddie: omg rose you phyco

Jamie: sure this is right

A and R: 100%

Freddie: works for me

Jamie: DAMN HE JSUT KNOCKED IT BACK

Freddie: IT WOULD BE A REALLY FUNNY WAY TO DIE

Roxanne: RIP Fredrick Weasley-Johnson the second, we should really stop naming people that

Dominque: PPFFTTT

A and R: TEA

Freddie: also jamei and i are texting so this room is dead quiet

jamie: cept the fire its creepy

A and R: go on…

Dominique: the way im kinda scared

Louise: clutching my pearls rn

Roxanne: your what????

A and R: its a saying

Louise: its a saying

Jamie: so y’all know how dumbledor destroyed the mirror of erised?

Dominique: yeah?

Freddie: oh shit

Roxanne:???????

Jamie: we’re going to leave

A and R: WFT JAMIE

A and R: FREDDIE

Roxanne: OH SHIT

Roxanne: FREDRICK MY IDIOT BROTHER I SWEAR ON UNCLE FREDS BONES IF YOU FUCKING DIE I SWEAR TO FUCK

Domiqnue: IF THEY DIE VIC AND TED WILL KILL US

Jamie: relax guys, we jsut had to double out of there

A and R: so what was it?

Freddie: the mirror of erised was there but there was this screaming….face stuck in it

Freddie: apslougly terrifying

Freddie; we’re going back to bed rn

Dominique: oh thank Merlin your okay

A and R: gn

Jamie: gn

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Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Fifteen - The Unbreakable Vow

- CHRISTMAS AT HOGWARTS IS HERE YALLL!!!!!!! i can hardly contain myself

Large groups of girls tended to converge underneath the mistletoe bunches every time Harry went past

pardon my language but harry has become quite the pussy slayer, wouldnt you all agree?

Lavender Brown, who seemed to regard any moment that she was not kissing Ron as a moment wasted

me too girl, me too.

“She can’t complain,” he told Harry. “She snogged Krum. So she’s found out someone wants to snog me too. Well, it’s a free country. I haven’t done anything wrong.” Harry did not answer, but pretended to be absorbed in the book they were supposed to have read

oh ron. also SAME harry. always best to plead the fifth in ron&hermione fights

- HAHA hermione is described as giving the half-blood princes’ book a dirty look “as if it was rude to her” and i find that extremely hilarious and very hermione granger

- harry now knows that romilda vane&co is trying to slip him a love potion. let me reiterate: PUSSY SLAYER

But her face suddenly turned blank; she had just spotted Ron and Lavender, who were entwined in the same armchair. “Well, good night, Harry,” said Hermione, though it was only seven o’clock in the evening, and she left for the girl’s dormitory without another word.

UGH can these two just make up already??? i dont like seeing lil hermione upset like this. its really harshing my mellow.

Ron retaliated by doing a cruel but accurate impression of Hermion jumping up and down in her seat every time Professor McGonagall asked a question, which Lavender and Parvati found deeply amusing and which reduced Hermione to the verge of tears again. She raced out of the classroom on the bell, leaving half of her things behind.

this is so fucked guys!!!!! like you would think they were never friends to begin with by the way theyre acting and its really bumming me out. LEAVE HERMIONE ALOOOOONEE

“She said something about that Ron Weasley...” “Yeah, they’ve had a row,” said Harry. “He says very funny things sometimes, doesn’t he?” said Luna, as they set off down the corridor together. “But he can be a bit unkind. I noticed that last year.”

ron is one of my biggest faves in the series but he done GOOF’D in this book so far. like i know puberty is wild yall, but be nice to your friends.

- omg harry asked luna to slughorns party and shes so happy and im gonna cry ITS GONNA BE SO LIT U GUYS

- also PEEVES. missed you boi

- lol harry is watching hermione, lavender, and parvati interact and is legit having a mental breakdown trying to understand why women are the way that they are and like... cant blame him really. were tricky af.

“You’re going, aren’t you?” “Yes, I’m meeting Cormac at eight, and we’re-” There was a noise like a plunger being withdrawn from a blocked sink and Ron surfaced. Hermione acted as though she had not seen or heard anything. “-we’re going up to the party together.”

i am both disgusted and thoroughly impressed by jkr’s writing

- not gonna lie guys this party sounds DOPE. even if slughorn is the one who threw it. 

- OH EM GEEE hermione considered taking muther fuqing zacharias smith to the party???? GIRL. no matter how pissed you are at ron that is just NOT an option!!!!!!!

“Quidditch!” said Hermione angrily. “Is that all boys care about?”

ive asked myself this question too, hermione, and lemme tell you: yes.

- luna keeps making every convo at this party awkward by talking about conspiracy theories and im here for it. and frankly so is harry, shit is hilarious

This was the first time he had seen Malfoy close up for ages; he now saw that Malfoy had dark shadows under his eyes and a distinctly grayish tinge to his skin.

fuuuuuck dude. actually feeling sorry for draco

- ok but how can harry fit his ENTIRE invisibility cloak in his pocket?? its a CLOAK

- god damn forreal the amount of pressure draco is under is really hurting my heart. lemme give you a hug kid

“I know what you’re up to! You want to steal my glory!” There was another pause, then Snape said coldly, “You are speaking like a child. I quite understand that your father’s capture and imprisonment has upset you but-”

HE IS A CHILD. like lets all not forget that. hes a fucking kid whos got these huge responsibilities on his shoulder. and like, if he fucks up, not only will he be killed, but his WHOLE family will be too. god DAMN this is stressing me out. poor malfoys forreal.

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Yalll...

Im so upset.. so i was parked out front of this house, its town houses and they have like a little parkinglot in front of the row right. So my husband was doing work in one of the houses.. i was in the car. Parked next to the vehicle that belongs to the guy we were helping, and in front of te beighbors door, kinda there was open spots next to me but apparently an as you will see i mustve been in the neighbors spot they werent home anyway and i was sitting in the car so i could move it they did come home no problem right? ... lol yeah youd think, not when people are fucking psycho tho... so any way i had to pray i prayed outside next to my car cause i have the kids in there.. done my prayer just chilling in the car waiting for hubs to come out...... all the sudden, i hear a beep, look in the review and there a car so i quick put it in reverse thinking theyll back up a bit to let me move out their spot... haha NO this dude comes up and bangs on my window, and proceeds to YELL AT ME in front of my children saying shit like “you cant park here why are you in my spot” coming at me absolutely side ways with absolute ANGER in his heart. Im like “of course ill move sir but why are you coming at me like that its not problem i can just move?” Guys this man is flipping out and proceedes to say “i have a camera right up there ive been watching you the whole time i could see everything” automatically i realize they saw me praying and these people are coming at me out of pure hatred for my religion. Not because im in their spot like obviously i can move im sitting in the driver seat with my car already in reverse. Yet theyre parked directly behind me so i couldnt back out now if i wanted to unless i cut the wheel real hard and have like an inch between me and two cars (which i eventually do) ... then his wife comes over and starts bugging like “do you pay the morgate” im like thinking are these people serious just let me move my car and this woman starts dropping F BOMB in fromt of my KIDS like are you serious???!?! Meanwhile, my adrenaline is just pumping like im flustered and really i was being calm i was saying things like “please have some compassion this isnt an issue” and i said “may God guide you” several times as a response to their extreme hatrid. This woman says to my son “dont listen to your mommy” like yalll i was just stood there idk i beeped the horn for my husband to come out ans just threw it in reverse and got out of the spot but the woman followed my car and came over while the man in telling the neighbor who we were visiting how i was laughing at him and being rude they were lying on me like i started this whole issue so i say “theyre lying are you serious you people came at me” and the woman is in my window saying something i dont remember and i said “do you believe in God” and she said “yes” and i said “may God guide you” and she said some stuff idk but seriously yall this was because i prayed outside, not because of where i was parked this is hatred and discrimination clearly. And i just want to say again this was all happening in front of my children, these people have hearts blacker than coal harder than stone and idk if i want them to be guided forgiven or cursed for their actions but i am truly hurt by this experience.