#THEY KEEP TEASING THIS FOR WHAT IF THEY ARENT GONNA GIVE US IT?

[keen-li]

Marmalade | jjk | teaser

Teaser.

Pairings: fuck boy jk x fem reader.

Brother's best friend jk, fuckboy jk, college student reader.

Synopsis: "I won't tell your brother as long as we keep fucking"

MDNI 18+

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When you saw him sitted on the couch like he owned it, you wanted to throw yourself against a wall.

What was he doing here, you knew he was your Brother's friend but you didn't know they were this close. Before you two fucked he never used to come over, but now its become like he's second home.

You keep your ears open to their conversation just in case he mentions you. The last thing you want is your brother finding out you fucked his friend. He'd kill you.

You gave him a warning glare not to say anything when you passed through where they were chatting. But he grinned at you like it was funny or like he didn't care.

"Excuse me" jungkook says to your brother and leaves him with the other guys.

You're in the kitchen making yourself something to eat when he walks in. Your eyes widen and look to see if your brother might be following behind him. He's not.

"You good?" He asks hands in his pocket as he approaches the counter.

"Yeah except for the fact that you're in my house" you whisper shout.

"I'm here to see your brother" he eyes you daringly " and maybe get a better angle of that ass"

You scoff at his audacity.

"Jungkook you and me arent doing this. It was just a one time thing "

He raises his brow, "Well except for when we did it for the second, third, four-" he says counting and you hit him with a dish cloth.

"Okay I get it" you sigh and he smirks.

"I just don't want my brother to find out about it" you confess.

"And he won't "

"How can you guarantee that?"

"I think we should just stop it" your hand rubs your arm gently.

"You're sure?" He asks with a suspiciously raised brow, teasing in his tone.

"Yeah" you say confident and sure.

"Well then I'm gonna have to tell your brother" your eyebrows farrow in confusion.

"Why would you do that," you say but he simply shrugs and and chuckles. That frustrates you so much, he doesn't even care.

"Please don't tell my brother " you resort to pleading.

"I won't..." He says sounding to easy of a reply

"I won't tell your brother as long as we keep fucking. " His half lidded eyes lift to meet your shocked ones. And he's very serious you can see. You roll your eyes scoffing. Jungkook remembers how you were rolling your eyes just last night but for a more pleasurable reason.

"Are you blackmailing me?"

He licks his rosy lips. "No, cause you want it too"

"I know you still wanna fuck" he's not wrong, you do. The reason why you didn't want to was cause you were afraid he'd tell. But now that he's said he won't tell, you cant say no.

"Fine" you give in causing him to smile victoriously.

"I swear I won't tell on you"

Marmalade ch 1

[ashton-sano]

Blue Lock Characters in: Being Jealous

(Characters Inclu.: Yoichi Isagi, Meguru Bachira, Seishiro Nagi, Reo Mikage, Chigiri Hyoma)

Trying to get into the habit of posting more often, so have these headcanons. A Bit short but I hope you enjoy

Yoichi Isagi

-Somehow the worst one on this list

-He's likely to give the nastiest glare to whoever you're wasting your time with (of course when you arent looking)

-Post Blue lock Isagi is kinda the same, Just a lot less subtle. curses and maybe a fight or two if its Kaiser. 

"That blonde asshole has no place talking to you, you're mine.."

-Don't be alarmed, he's unlikely to take his jealously out on you

-Unless you're teasing him on purpose, then he might get a bit agitated with you

- "My dear, I'm not too fond of how you let him touch you just then, please stop that."

 

-He's a two way street, either a sweetheart who tries to dodge around it or a straight maniac who will plot murdering whoever it is.

    -Nothing to mistake, he isnt brainless, so theres always a chance he wont care

-He's mostly secure in your relationship with him but could use reassurance in times like that

Meguru Bachira 

-Relatively tame for the most part

-If anything, he may get clingier

-He honestly doesnt even acknowledge the person youre talking to at first, he's too invested in you

"Oh, Baby! You busy today? I wanted to try this- hm? Oh, you're talking to someone...? Anyway, its this cool bakery I saw, we should try it!"

-If you aren't giving him your attention, that's when he'd get pouty

-He's a child at heart, naturally he's gonna get upset if you aren't paying him mind, no matter the reason

"Babyyyyyyy, gimme attention...! I dont care who youre talking to, love me!"

-Its cute so you usually give him his way and stop what youre doing

       

     --> Little do you know, he does it on purpose because it always works

-Definitely a michevious little bumblebee

Seishiro Nagi 

-Another rather tame one

-Hard to tell if he even cares with how lazy and laid back he is 

-It usually never bothers him since he does trust you 

"Hm? Your friend asked to hang out today? Sounds cool.." 

-Like Bachira, he only cares when it cuts into your time with him, now its something of note for him

-How could you leave your boyfriend for some lame hangout? Playing Video games with him is much more important

"You want me to get off..? No...Not until you promise you'll stay and hang out with me..."

-Please just stay, he might actually cry if you leave (he wont, but it always gets you because you believe him)

     ->A 6'2" babi, why wouldnt you want to give him what he wants?

- Eventually he makes you forget why you were trying to leave in the first place

Reo Mikage

-Have you seen how he gets with Nagi? Safe to say he wont be very happy

-As mad as he'd be, I doubt he'll make sure you see that

-All smiles and grins when you look at him, what do you mean you swear you saw him scowl at the guy behind you? You're just seeing things love

 

"Dove, who's this? A..friend? Ah, well im sure we'll get along well, real well...."

-We all know how privledged he is, he would be appauled that you want time with anyone besides him, what could they give you that he cant?

-Granted, he wouldnt give it much thought at first but as you keep focus on this person, itll eat away at him more before he's pouting and begging for you to give him your undivided time

"C'mon Dove, how bout we go to that new cafe you were talking about, hm? No, im not trying to distract you, how could you say that..?"

(Thats definitely what hes doing)

-Eventually he'd bribe or sweet talk you into giving him what he wants 

    -"Dont ask about where that guy went, hes not important....Now lets go get some ice cream, yeah?"

-A tad creepy and overprotective but with all that money, who is to stop him?

Chigiri Hyoma

 The most tame on this list, and by a rather large margin too

-This pretty boy knows you'll eventually give him your attention, nothing to worry about

-If anything, he encourages you to allocate your time doing what you want and speaking to who you wish

-That can change if the person is too touchy with you, however

"Pretty sure they asked you to take your hands off, keep them to yourself."

 

-He trusts you entirely, its the people you hang around that can overstep and agitate him 

-Hence why he's almost always hanging out with you, your friends are his friends right? What better way to show them that you're happily taken then to bring your sweet, beautiful redhead with you?

"Going out sweetheart? Mind if i tag along? I mean only if you don't mind."

-Truly a man who knows his worth, but it would help if you told your especially pushy friends to mind their manners when he's around 

    -A few of them have actually attempted moves on him once or twice

-We stan a Pretty King 👑 

[stateofcharli]

one piece headcannons

this is gonna be smutty smutty smut so minor dni. mention of bdsm, food play, praise kink, teasing, orgasm denial, breeding kink ... based upon the live action as i havent as yet watched the anime

Monkey d luffy- 

A switch but leaning more towards a sub. He definitely whimpers and begs for you if you tease him eg “please my love just take me already” . pet names used excessively all the time such as baby, my love etc. since luffy adores food, it makes utter sense that hes into food play. Luffy would love to steal cream and a selection of fruits from the kitchen and plaster the cream all over your body and placing the fruit in certain places and then proceed to eat it off your body. Luffy would absolutely be a menace at eating you out making you cum multiple times alone by his tongue. Would 100% make you cum before him and then aftercare he would happily clean you up and clamber into bed with you and hug you until you fall asleep.

Vinsmoke sanji- 

 MY MAN FR!! Definitely a switch but when hes dom hes more of a soft dom. Totally keeps checking your ok throughout being the gentleman he is. Uses petnames particularly mon amour. Sanji, being the chef he is, would be a god at eating you out. If he sees you in s small skirt or dress he would totally go feral and within seconds wherever you guys were you would be fucking without a doubt.  Sanji would also hell bent be into food play turning yo into one of his exquisite desserts he makes except he knows your only his so its even more special. Would totally place loving kisses and he goes down upon you too and would absolutely speak to you in french (cos he knows full well that we find it hot ) woudnt be rough at all during sex, would be sweet love making (only rough if its a quickie when he sees you in short skirts). Also this man is extremely heavy upon praise both giving and receiving. Would say things such as “you doing so good for me mon amor” and “your such a good girl for me arent you?” . sanji needs to know hes doing a good job so would totally ask you to tell him and be vocal about it as well.

Roronoa zoro- 

Dom 100%. No questions. Hes totally a thighs and tits guy so if you were a push up bra around him, get ready to not be able to walk. Also he would totally be a masochist, loves you biting on his neck and would ask you to choke him throughout sex. Totally would go multiple rounds (hes a swordsman what do we all expect) . he would also degrade the hell out of you during sex saying stuff like “yeah you like this you little slut, your just a toy for me to fuck arent ya” aftercare you would see the side of zoro most people dont see.. He would totally be running you a bath and making you are completely ok since he was rough with you. Will snuggle with you afters whilst you fall asleep.

Buggy the clown-

Dom absolutely no question. Loves to be a tease during foreplay as well as he adores getting you flustered about him. He loves to be the one in control so orgasm denial is a huge thing. He loves to take you to the edge and then just deny you the thing you wanted. Will eventually let you cum after teasing you for a while as he cant resist your pleads and whines. Will constantly call you “baby your doing so good for me dont worry keep on being this good and ill let you cum”. Since oda did confirm everything can be removed from his body he would totally allow you to take his dick and use it as a dildo to fuck yourself in front of him. He gets to watch everything from a distance and gets to feel the pleasure too so its a huge win. Bdsm hes totally into, loves tying you up and handcuffing you to the bed. Would deffo talk you through your orgasm and help you calm down afterwards and clean you up. Buggy is a huge lover of receiving head, seeing you gag upon his dick is one of his favourite things to do too. (i need this clown in my life)

shanks - 

Oh this man has a daddy kink for sure, you calling him daddy in bed is everything to him. Deffo calls you mamas as well. Loves to shower you in praise throughout saying things such as “your doing so well mamas, you can go another round cant you?”. Although he loves to be called daddy hes leaning more upon a soft dom since you are his world, his rock, his everything. I like to think shanks would have a little breeding kink too, imagining you being the mother of his kids is a total turn on. Hes the sweetest soul after sex showering you in kisses praising you for doing so good for him too. 

[harbingersglory]

miko is SO REAL for that, two switches fighting over who gets to dom is the best dynamic. if you have time/want to i'd be curious to hear any sub headcanons you have for lisa, ei, ningguang and/or kafka!

this is so incredibly self indulgent because i see ningguang, ei and kafka in the same sentence and explode. everyone pretend i didnt accidentally pick a fav here um

ningguang i already see as a pillow princess more than anything she fits this so well. absolutely adores going slow + worship. treat this woman like royalty and lord you will not regret it. she goes all out to make the night as perfect as possible. will not let you have a hand in any of it sorry!! this is her turf. perfect atmosphere suited to your tastes (tons of candles, if you like that, or just going by moonlight is also her style). incense, taking a few minutes beforehand just to really get settled in the mood (usually by cuddling, but shes not against just taking a moment for some tea or even a game of chess).

you'll also probably need all that extra time to sort through whatever shes bought this time. when i said she goes the whole nine yards i mean it. she has money and she will use it. very expensive lingerie for herself (and you, if thats your thing.) and literally anything you could ever want. it heavily depends on what you both want out of the night but she spares no mora making it the best she can.

the non-sexual intimacy before hand (and especially after) is important to her she takes it very seriously (for the both of you). you'll probably get dragged into taking a long bath afterwards before actually going to bed. hope you arent too tired! because its gonna be a while before you actually sleep.

because this woman has stamina. technically. she's just really pent up and theres no better way to get that stress out then soft sex with her partner. shes not picky about positions really but she has a soft spot for laying on her stomach with a pillow to prop up her hips (really accentuates the pillow princess part, huh /j). if you start massaging her she's gonna wake up the entirety of liyue. she's normally quiet but lord knows she needs it and she cant keep quiet for the life of her.

genuinely just very soft and gentle. she just needs some good pampering after a long day to unwind (preferably with a glass of wine, but thats for later).

ei..is very awkward about it. she probably gets embarrassed if you bring it up but shes not. opposed per se. she's just used to domming that she has no idea what to do. genuinely a mess the first time around but she gets the hang of it quick (shes a quick learner :])

also you just really get to see a side of her you usually never do! she's usually big on topping and shes pretty calm and composed about it (usually). not cold, just..she doesn't outwardly express things often. except when shes subbing. its like a switch flipped

just dont tease her about how visibly flustered and awkward she is about it. because she is. horribly so. shes still pretty quiet but thats just ei, to be fair. its like a cute, nervous puppy. call her a good girl though and she might short circuit so badly the shogun comes out

though i also see ei as someone who prefers giving even when subbing. a dangerous combo considering her body is a puppet and, yknow, cant get tired. you will have to pry this woman off you shes lowkey insatiable when it comes to pleasing you. 100% less of a brat, though. you give her an order shes following through with it before you can blink. efficient!

kafka is similar to miko, imo. maybe yelan too?? she gives off big brat vibes when she subs. she wont use suggestion in bed unless your 100% cool with it and even then its usually when she doms but when she subs? shes a menace. bit of a masochist, to be honest. she'll push your buttons until you crack and decide to punish her but woops, thats just what she wants so she wins anyway!

she cant feel fear but she certainly enjoys a good thrill. specifically sensory deprivation. cover her eyes with a blindfold and keep her guessing. its probably her favorite part, the closest she can get to fear. especially if you add a bit of pain into it.

choking, spanking, bit of blood..this woman is smiling through it all like she's the happiest woman in the world. especially if it makes you frustrated. shes like it desperate and rough.

if thats not your speed, though, she can get that thrill in other ways. semi public sex is her jam so sandwich her against a wall in some random supply closet and make her scream. shes not quiet even in the comfort of whatever room shes booked this time and you'll have to physically shut her up if you dont want to get caught. shes still a brat at heart, though. put your fingers in her mouth and she'll bite. your gonna need the patience of a saint to dom kafka.

[stardustedseas]

going a little insane imagining professor venomous in a monster form, specifically him as a naga. implied youre afab but only in a couple parts, nsfw below the cut

being all wrapped up in his coils jusssttt to the point of it being a little hard to breath, held tightly to his chest as he fucks into you, that unfairly sexy voice moaning and dirty talking right in your ear as his forked tongue occasionally slips out to tease along your ear or neck. hhhhh and when he cums he cant help but have the tip of his tail shake in what would usually be a dangerous rattle but is now a sign of his pleasure

yk what let him keep the claws too so he can grip onto the parts of your body that arent wrapped in his tail, pressing in just enough to barely break the skin and draw thin red lines that will be sore in the morning. AND HIS FANGGGSSSSS dear god his fangs, if youre being especially bratty he will bite you, just a little bit of his venom enough to make your body all soft and pliant. barely even being able to hold onto him, your arms sliding down to hang uselessly beside your trapped body. he would absolutely tease you for that too as if it wasnt his intentions all along. hes hardly even started and youre already limp, but dw, hes gonna take reaaalllyyy good care of you.

he cant get over just how warm you are, outside but especially inside. he wishes he could keep you all wrapped up in his tail and arms like this, his cocks burried as deep inside your hot body as they can go, and just bask in your heat. he will tell you maybe he should do just that, keep you warming him up while he does all that boring paperwork and meeting calls, wouldn't it be nice?

he may accidentally squeeze you a little too tight as he gets closer to cumming, just let him know and he will losen up, unless,, you like it 👀 he will have no qualms against making you breathless in more ways than one. he loves the sounds you make, breathing a little heavier than what you normally would, moaning and whining as he fucks you. ESPECIALLY if you're a hero omg, you may be his s/o but that doesnt mean he is gonna go easy on you nor listen to any 'advice' you may give about not being evil. why would he listen to that when he can make love to you so good all you can say is his name over and over <333 orrrr he could use the tip of his tail to keep your mouth full so you can't say anything at all

hhhhh letting an evil, monsterous villian like him fuck you, that's not very heroic of you, you should be trying to stop him, not letting him blow your back out as you sob that you love him, not that he complaining tho <3 he's so mean <3

he could probably make some kinda potion thing to help you keep up with him or produce more slick too, that way you guys can go round after round with no problem. id like to think his saliva always has a little of his venom mixed in, so he gives you an antidote before you two kiss or he gives you oral just so you dont accidentally intake too much and your heart stops lmao id also like to imagine he lovessss to kiss, when he isnt rambling his dirty thoughts to you, he has that long tongue deep in your mouth and down your throat if you let him.

theres so many positions if he was a naga too omg like you laying back on his curled up tail for missionary, him taking you from behind while youre almost fully wrapped up in him, using the thick appendage to hold your lower body up so he can pound into you at a new angle, helping you ride him with his tail as a support or moving you up and down on him with it, hell even just grinding on the cool scales! so many possibilities hhggrgghgg speaking of, i bet they would feel soooo good against your over heated body and forming bruises or little cuts from his claws, soothing the ache

he is very cautious tho, knowing too much of his venom would stop your heart, his tail more than strong enough to break your bones, his claws sharp enough to cut too deep, ect ect so many ways he could seriously hurt or kill you, he may not always seem like it but he is very mindfull of his body compared to yours.

going back to his rattle, imagine him fucking you with it to tease you or prep you for his dicks, the hard bumps feeling sooo good rubbing inside of you, and when he rattles it????? lord

id like to imagine he gets more breathy and his voice deeper during sex too, he sounds a lot like that One Scene, when he said 'much easier to disect you that way' im about to fucking start barking just thinking about that scene oh my godddddd thats also how he dirty talks to you idc what anyone says, he will absolutely love to push your mind and body to the breaking point, it really is much easier to disect your reactions and brain that way. he may not be using a scalpel and forceps but his nasty words and husky voice is more than enough. and yes he says shit like 'oh little (your name), is it too much?' in the same tone he asked if k.o was disturbed.

AND he will hiss a lot more in a naga form too, he doesnt even mean to but god you just feel so good he cant help but let out more primal sounds. his tongue will also be out more too, he just cant get enough of your taste in the air and on your skin.

afterwards, its absolutely mandatory to stay boarderline encased in his tail while you cockwarm him and you two cuddle after he cleans up any cuts or puncture wounds you nay have

i cannot stand him he is horrible i need to put him in a blender

[bunny-heels]

How are you ?? If everything is ok, could you give your opinion if one day in Alex Casey's life someone comes along with a firm hand who is interested in him again and is willing to face everything for him even with all the difficulties involved in entering into a relationship (we know things that he faced), it could even be someone who is in this paranormal universe or an old friend from the saga. How would he deal and react?

Thanks

oh absolutely i would love to talk about this

i think no matter who it is, whether its someone he's met before, someone he doesn't know at all, or even someone from the bureau, he'd be incredibly doubtful. he probably knows that they mean well, and yeah maybe they'll date for a good few months, but ultimately he sees the relationship falling flat. as much as he doesn't want it affecting his life, the divorce with Miranda clearly shaped his view on how lovable he is.

i think it would take a ton of convincing, not only from the person trying to date him, but also from Saga. at first the other person would try swooning Casey, sweet talking him and maybe giving him small silly gifts, and he'd appreciate it but would never really take them up on any offers. Saga would eventually step in and profile the other person, see what their intentions are. when she finds out that they truly do like Casey and genuinely want to try a relationship with him despite the risks, that's when she'd nag him about it too.

Casey would eventually agree to at least spend time with the person, but only with other people around. going with them to a cafe or small lunch restaurant, with Saga and maybe her family around to keep an eye on things. soon though he'd get the courage to actually be with only them, but still wouldnt call it a "date". during all the that time, the person would try to get Casey as comfortable as possible, never doing anything to rush the chemistry. he wouldnt be used to it, i don't think, since it's been so long. the person would talk about themselves first, and then wait for Casey to get comfortable enough to talk about himself.

when it gets to a point where he actually enjoys the person's company and is open for it, he'll finally agree to a date. and he'll be incredibly surprised by how well it goes. how nice the person is towards him and treats him sweetly, lets him be open about himself, lets him talk about his job, his little quirks in life, what he's had to go through. and he'll listen to the other person's stories as well. what they've had to go through, what they do for a living, and soon, why they chose Casey to love out of all people.

it would really take a bit for Casey to get use to being someone's significant other again. and as childish as it may be, it does make his heart swell when that other person eventually refers to him as their boyfriend. it makes him a bit embarrassed, as if he's a teenager in highschool, but that doesn't make him any less happy and giddy. he still can't really believe it, thinking at some point it's gonna all collapse on him or that he might even wake up and it was all a big dream. but his significant other will be there to assure him that its real, that they love him, and they arent going away. and that just makes him want to melt into a big blushing love struck puddle. and yes, if Saga agrees to not tease him about it, he'll gush to her about the relationship and how happy he is. and she'll be so happy for him, like a mom finding out her kid is in love.

[jils-things]

GIVING BIG HIGH FIVE TO EKANS ANON!!

THE STARGAZING DATE IDEA AGHHHH (that idea also came to my mind tbh because it's so ouuughhgg <33 ALSO NAIB LIKES MOONLIT NIGHTS AND WHAT IS THERE ALSO AT NIGHT?? RIGHT, STARS. PERFECT DATE IDEA OMGGGG) (Me is living on his wiki page since the last few days, it doesn't even show "you visit this often" bc I'm on it 24/7 hjfgjskgkg)

All of our s/i should meet to discuss date ideas and gush about their (future) boyfriends!! The guys can stay at home - might be better for them pfffttt

Ok that being said @ Jil:

GIGGLING YESYESS his ponytail is def my fav part of him, it warms my heart that it makes you think of meee ;w; I GOT JIL'S PERMISSION TO ASK FOR NAIB'S HAND WAAAAH LESGOO Ehehehe love that Irene would be excited about it!! Maybe she'd tease him a bit in a good sibling manner? like "are you blushing? Who are you thinking about? :>" and he just replies "shut up" x'D

WAAH TRUE I think the same, as he seems to have had a quite.. dangerous and difficult time, he's not used to people being soft to him and SI IS HERE TO SHOW HIM!! TEACHING HIM WHAT LOVE IS AAHH (aghhhh I need a name for si damn)

I DID SEE THAT!! KEEP THE NORTON TABS OPEN YOU WANNA SEE HIM SO MUCH GO LOOK AT YOUR HUSBAND >:] /jk

I like to stay a mystery tbh but I'm also curious if you can guess who I am 👀 Tiny hint: We're mutuals (but I'm shy af, I think this is the longest convo I ever had with you hgjfgkg) I don't follow you as long as Ekans anon I guess but I know the Stevaide and Redjaide era and uhhhh we already have f/o's from the same source :] (Me waiting for the moment I forget to have anon on before sending, then it's over for me Haha)

-mouse anon, who is too lazy to look for the emoji (sorry that my asks are always so long)

imagine you and him under the moonlight and you'd think he's staring at the stars but hes actually staring at you the whole time he just hopes you arent noticing 🥰🥰🥰🥰 HEHEHEHEHRHJEJEEHHE (AAKDJDJFHHFD OMFG YOU BASICALLY HAVE IT BOOKMARKEDDDD IM LAUGHING KWKWKWKW 💚💚💚 OHH YOU CAN'T STOP THINKING OF HIM HAHA 😁😁😁😋

aryon, irene and mouse si are having a nicey nice dinner date, sharing ideas, thoughts and talking abt their weird bfs <33 EGEGEJJEJRHR bro imagine an astronomer, rich lady and a poor pickpocket in the same room... you'd think its gonna be a mess but they're all getting along :]]]]]

EHEHEHE BIG YESSS shes the type to immediately notice when he's acting differently. i bet he looks clouded in thought most of the time which is so rare for someone who's vigilant. i feel like irene is the type to throw random light punches at him to see his quick reflexes but one day he just... lets her hand press against his face slowly and she's like ohhh you're thinking about the nice girl huuhhhh......... EHEHEHHEHRHEHRHE and then she smiles evil at him... she would sought out every chance to talk about the nice girl and try to remind him "oh the stars look nice. do you know who else is stars. um. the nice lady im talking about the nice lady HOW IS NICE LA--" SHES VERY NOSY ONCE SHE FIND OUT, THAT'S BASICALLY THE GIST EHEHHRKEKEKRT and he just turns her shoulders away from him. go away. im on duty 💢💢💢

no i don't wanna see my husband im busy idk what youre talking about (closes my pinterest board) nope idk at all 💚💚💚 SKSKSJFHFJJGG

NOT GONNA LIE, I HAD A LONG SNEAKING SUSPICION OF WHO IT MIGHT BE (and i have this bad habit of guessing anons' real url HAHAHFHS) AND NOW THAT YOU'VE MENTIONED SOME INTERESTING HINTS, I THINK I CAN CONFIDENTLY TELL WHO IT IS HEHEHDHEHEH not that ill say here but i know 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 AND IF IM FUCKING RIGHT, KNOW THAT I AGREE AND ITS SO NICE TO FINALLY HAVE A NICE LONG CONVO WITH YOU GRKGKTKGKGK HEEEHEEHEE

[kamari3]

i dont know anything about batman or superman because those arent my fandoms but i've seen things and stuff so i have opinions:

superman thinking batman is alone for xmas, inviting him to have it with his family in the country. batman explaining he has alfred and also his adopted kids might show up if he waits grumpily enough. superman saying they can come too theres food enough for everyone

couple years go by before batman trusts superman enough to take him up on his offer. ma and pa kent just so welcoming to this fancy dressed city boy their son brings home and his wad of adoptees and his homemaker dad (they dont really get that Alfred is the butler at first, bruce sure as fuck doesnt treat him like hired help, look bruce got alfred this watch for fathers day and alfred takes really good care of it cuz it means so much to him)

bruce being like, so do they know youre- and clark going, yes they know im superman, but- and ma interrupts with, no hero business at the table, you take that to the barn and bessie, and then all the batkids are like bessie and clark has to give them a tour of the farm and all the animals and i can just imagine one of them complaining that he wants a chicken, why dont we have chickens, we got the space for it! and bruce just facepalming and saying that chickens are a lot of responsibility and need a lot of care and he isnt going to make alfred do all that extra work and the batkid going i gonna get a chicken and name it dinner, and bruce looking at clark like this is all your fault and all clark can do is smile

alfred and ma kent exchanging recipies

bruce twitchy and jumpy at the animal noises you hear all day on the farm but he is the first one to notice the fox on the property going for them chickens. batkids chasing the fox off in a swarm

Bruce gets to see first hand all the domestic little ways kent is kind of a himbo: getting stuck in a hole he makes himself and needing help getting out without breaking anything else; forgetting where this and that are and getting stuff lost in the old house painted in old lead paint cuz he cant see through the all the walls to find his shoes (despite the fact that its much smaller than what he's used to navigating, and its his own family home); ma and pa teasing clark about all the stuff he broke as a kid and look how he'a grown he can wash the dishes without no accidents now, we're so proud of him, and clark being so embarrassed but in that happy way ya do when family teases out of love, and bruce pitches in with all the pencils and pens their clark boi keeps breaking when he spaces out at work

bruce having proof clark is just some guy. he's some guy who wears glasses to see worse so he doesnt outperform all the time cuz he wants to fit in so badly it makes him look stupid

then they have a nice homey dinner and bruce has quiet little feelings about it cuz it brings up memories and fluffies he thought he buried a long time ago, stuffed in a room a little too small for all the family apparently really enjoying being there together

its so easy to make this gay or queerplatonic clark/bruce but it can also be just best friends sharing holiday time and food

you’re twelve years old and you break your father’s hand when he hi-fives you. the first thing you learn is that the smallest slip up can hurt the people you love. your (foster) father smiles and says it’s okay (it’s not). 

your parents are not your parents. the idyllic farming community that raised you is not your home. you’re a You-Don’t-Know-What from You-Don’t-Know-Where. all you know for sure is that you’re not human. 

so you can fly. so you can run fast. so you can lift cars. so what? why do you even have this power? what should you even do with it? 

your father said do what’s right, so that’s what you do. 

you stop a robbery. the man’s knife shatters against your skin and you see the same fear in his eyes that you saw in your father’s when you were twelve. you catch a falling child before it can hit the water. his mother looks at you like you’re a god. 

they love you, even though they don’t know you. the most powerful man in the world hates you because they love you. 

you wanted to write when you were younger. you wanted to tell stories that needed to be told. you never wanted to star in them. you never wanted super-geniuses and demi-goddesses looking to you for advice; like you have any idea how to handle threats to reality itself. you’re just a kid from smallville who’s trying to do the best he can with what he’s given. 

you try and get back to the farm as much as you can. it feels normal being back among the open wheat; where everyone smiles because you’re that nice Kent boy. 

when you were younger, you pretended to fly, hands out to your sides and running through the tall grass by the river. it doesn’t look as beautiful from on high; the details get lost and the colors of your hometown blur together from a mile above ground. 

the problem with flying is that it puts you so far above people you care about

[dramasauce]

Law School (2021)

[finn-writes-stuff]

Good Puppy Pt 2

NSFW Heisenberg x Reader

Gender Neutral reader

He leaned back, taking in the sight of you all pinned up for him. He grinned wolfishly, grabbing one of your own knives from a nearby shelf. He tapped the blade under your chin before slicing through the front of your shirt.

"Such a pretty fuckin puppy, arent you?"

He pushed the scraps of the shirt off of your shoulders, lightly dragging the blade of your knife down your skin. There was just enough pressure to leave behind a line on your chest.

"You seemed to want my hat so badly, so here, I'll let you have it puppy," His voice was smug as he dropped his hat ontop of your head. "Call it a gesture of good will?"

Perhaps it would've felt more like goodwill if he didn't punctuate his sentence with pulling at the hem of your pants, using his other hand to lift you gently up from the desk so he could pull them off.

You were left in your undergarments, squirming under the heat of his stare. The workshop was warm on a good day, insufferably hot on a bad one, so even in your state of undress you weren't cold.

You could still feel goosebumps raising on your skin though, more due to his dark stare, rather than anything else.

"You ready to finally be a good puppy for me, doll?"

"Fuck you Karl," you replied, smiling sweetly at him.

He growled at you, grabbing your chin with a strong hand.

"Fuckin brat. I don't know what else I should've expected from you.

You felt the cuffs on your wrist drop, and Heisenberg grabbed you, setting you on the floor and pushing you to your knees.

"If you bite, you'll sorely fuckin regret it." He growled, unzipping his pants.

He fisted his dick in his hand, his thumb flicking over the tip. It was thick, and looked to be achingly hard. Your game must've gotten him real worked up.

His other hand tangled in your hair as he grinned. "Well? Get to it, pup."

You leaned forward, not in a place to argue about the demeaning position. You doubt he would've cared either way. But you could still give him a bit of a hard time.

You started out with light kitten licks, just teasing the tip as you looked up at him above you. He was still wearing those glasses, and you couldn't see his eyes, but you certainly felt when his grip tightened on your hair.

"You don't want to tease me right now, pup. Don't try it with me."

He thrust into your mouth, letting out a low groan as you licked at his length. Your hands clung to his thighs, anchoring yourself as he snapped his hips back and forth.

You could feel the muscle in his legs, taut as sinew. He could probably crush your head between his thighs if he had half a mind to.

His growls had devolved into groans and muttered praises as he tugged on your hair, keeping up a rough pace, chasing his high.

You could feel him tense up before he pulled away from you, leaving you panting on your knees.

"I'm not gonna end this that early darlin." He said, pulling you to your feet and pulling you to his room.

To the winner goes the spoils you supposed. His door slammed shut behind you. Tonight was going to be a long night.

[obsessive-ego]

Late night chats

Musical beetlejuice x reader

Beej chats with you when he knows you're not listening

Fluff, pining

It was a long rough week, you were absolutely exhausted, you could barely stand, your knees wobbled as you finally arrived home, everyday this week has been hell between work using you to cover everyone and do everything, and personal family drama you had to attend too, you were glad to finally be home, safe, quiet, where nothing was expected of you, you could finally recharge.

Kicking your shoes off and tossing your bag and jacket aside to deal with later.

As you shamble to your bedroom, eager to swap your work clothes to something less constricting, you tap away on your phone, ordering dinner, you were too tired to cook anyway.

In your bedroom, you were quick to ditch your uniform in replacement for an over sized shirt and a pair of pajama pants.

Removing your bra felt like a weight has been lifted, as you slip on your pajamas you felt 100 pounds lighter, you flop down on your bed, barely clinging to being awake, as you were about to doze off, your phone blares to life with its loud ringtone, you groan in frustration, you force your body to get up and dig for your phone in your pants pocket, you miss the call by a second, before you could check who it was it buzzes again, you nearly drop the phone, startled, you fumble with the gadget, quickly answering the call, assuming it was your incompetent coworkers needing a question asked.

"What are you wearing?~"

You frown, knowing that voice anywhere

"Beetlejuice-"

"Oh baby, you will be wearing me by the time I'm done with you~" he moans

You scowl at this joke, too tired to really deal with his sense of humor, yes the ghoul could easily make you laugh with their lewd jokes, but honestly you were so tired nothing else really mattered.

"What-"

"So we gonna hook up? Or are you standing me up?"

"What?"

"Y/n what day is it?"

You're silent for longer then youd like to admit, beetlejuice starts before you could respond

"Friday, movie night, so, let's hear that magic b word sweetheart~" he chimes in a sing song tone.

As tired as you were, I guess a chill movie night would be fine, if you doze off during you could survive the teasing, wouldnt be the first time.

"Hello? Sugar? I'm not hearing my name come from that pretty little mouth of yours~"

You snap back, guess you zoned out longer then you thought, you utter a quick sorry, and shuffle to the living room.

"Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice"

Your apartment goes dark, you sigh, the ghoul had a thing for making an entrance

"HONEY IM HOME" the ghoul shouts, within seconds you are hoisted up from behind in a tight bear hug, Beetlejuice's head resting on you shoulder "babes I missed ya, you're such a mean little thing forgetting about our movie night, or were you just playing hard to get~" he purrs that last part.

Clearly embarrassed you try your best to squirm out of your predicament, the demon only cackles at your actions

"Keep wiggling like that sugar and your gonna give me a-"

The ghoul was interrupted by a knocking at your door, his eyes light up, before you could get a word in, you are dragged along to the front door

"Its showtime"

...

It was amazing how you were still able to order take out with all the nonsense beetlejuice did to the delivery guys, but it just goes to show that it's all about money, and let's be honest, nobody is gonna believe them, yeah sure, a zombie looking guy took the pizza and then turned into a pile of snakes.

...

Movie night was the same as always, Beej successfully snuggling up close with an arm around your shoulder, ever since the change of seasons he found you no longer took the lead on getting up close and personal, meaning he had to take initiative, not that he minded, since regardless of the temperature, you didnt mind him cuddling up, which was nice, you were so warm to the touch, he adored it.

Movie night was always a blast with the demon, yes you've seen this horror films 100 times, but watching them with Beej always made them more lively, his enthusiasm was so contagious. But as much fun as the evening together was you were officially out of energy, you tired in vain to keep awake, last movie night you dozed off midway through you delt with merciless teasing for a week, but all your effort was for not as you felt yourself slip into dreamland.

"Alright Doll what's up next in our-" the demon finally noticed you were out, he frowns, yeah it was cute, and sexy when you fell asleep on him, but it was really becoming kind of a pain on how hard you worked and how much it drained you, breathers are delicate, and besides he wanted to spend some real legit alone time with you.

The demon snaps his fingers and the two of you reappear in your bedroom, you being tucked into your bed, beej floats up beside you in a lounging position.

The ghoul stares at you, watching you naturally settle into a deep sleep, once a few moments have past and beetlejuice was sure you were out cold, he leans back placing his hands behind his head and let's out a deep sigh.

"Ya know doll, the other week I was in the netherworld for business, bumped into an old pal, buddy was going on and on about this demon he was banging, and boy, the look on his face when I told him I was banging a hot little breather, man, fucker was jealous, I mean we arent technically banging, yet." He whispered

This was a habit of Bj's chatting to you when you were asleep, he didnt need to sleep, so this was a nice way to pass the time.

"I showed him that photo of us lyds took, ya know the one, you were sitting on the couch playing with you phone and I had my head on your lap? Yeah, I keep it in my wallet, hell, it's the only thing in there" he snickers

You mumble something unintelligible, Beej hums in response

"Of course not sugar, I dont keep condoms in there, i prefer to go raw, demons cant get breathers pregnant anyways, wink wink"

The ghoul sighs reclining back and putting his hands behind his head

"Ya know, while I was down there, I had to file some paperwork with my Mom, the bitch she is, was going on and on about how I need to stop screwing around with breathers, she just doesnt get me, you know how it is"

You grumble in response

"Oh, yeah I know I told ya a sandworm ate her, shes back, it's a long story" he huffs with a scowl.

"Yeah she was saying how theres no point of me tricking another breather for a green card to live again, and I should leave you alone, fuck her, ya know, I dont need to trick ya for a green card, i know you're head over heels for me babes, and once you finally admit you love me and we fuck around for a bit, then I'll pop the question." He trails off looking in your direction, your were laying on your side facing the demon, as if you were awake listening to his every word, the demon sighs, staring at you sleeping form, god slash satan  he had no idea what he did to deserve you, his sweet caring breather. He could always come back to you, you were all his, you just didnt know it yet, and that was fine, for now, soon he'll get you to confess your undying love.

"What would I do without our little chats" he sighs, his eyes fixated on you, a purple hue begins to creep into his hair, he sighs again

"The only time I can be honest with ya huh babes?"

You mumble in response

"Its not like I dont WANT to be honest with ya, its just, come on, you gonna believe me? A demon from hell falling head over heels for a sweet little breather? I can barely believe it" he stares at you, his hair now completely purple.

"You know I love ya right?" The confidence in his voice fading, the question sounding more desperate then anything, as if the ghoul needed you to know or hed die again.

"...beee" you sigh

Beetlejuice perks up at the sound of your voice "bee?" Were you dreaming of him? The ghoul could just melt at the thought

"...beetlejuice"

You were

The purple in the demon's hair began to mix with hints of pink, his little breather was dreaming of him, the ghoul leans into you, his face inches from yours, studying your face in hopes to crack the mystery of what kind of dream you were having

"...beetlejuice" Again you mumble his name in your sleep

"Do you dream about me often babes? Ya know I dream of you~" he chuckles

"Beetle-"

Before you could finish the b word the demon shakes you awake

"Fuck" you say with a start "beetlejuice what are you doing" you grumble less then thrilled to be woken like this

"You were about to say the b word 3 times babes, had to put a stop to it" he chuckles sheepishly "you were babbling my name away in your sleep, guess you missed me huh?" His nervousness turned into a more confident jab

"I was? I-" you babble

"If you REALLY miss me baby cakes I could slip into bed with ya? Keep ya company" he leans in inches from your face, a moment passes and beetlejuice can see the hesitation in your face, yes he's snuck into bed with you multiple times, but he always left before you noticed.

"I wont do anything creepy" he begs grasping your hand as if to reassure you

"....okay" you whisper

The ghoul's eyes light up at your response in a flash he sheds his suit, leaving only a pair of boxers and slides under the covers next to you, the ghoul is over come by the warmth beneath the covers, and quickly latches on to your even warmer body.

"Good night Bee" you sigh "I'll try not to say your name 3 times"

"Night sugar♡" he cuddles into your chest making you the bigger spoon, though you were the smaller out of the two of you.

As you drift back into a deep sleep beetlejuice begins talking to you again

"You really know how to spoil a guy huh sugar, I guess I can wait a little longer till you say the 3 little words, as long as ya keep treating me like this♡ good night y/n, I love you"

[batfamtv]

me after writing smut: is this who i am? is this who i represent? lmao i've never written smut until trese, i guess the thirst was too much, let me know how y'all like it! thank you so much for all your support, ily <3

(ﾉ´ з `)ノ

kambal x reader; established relationship

gif by @rasputinaillyanna (see their original gifsets here!)

sfw

the three idiots

seriously, alexandra feels like she keeps aging 20+ years whenever you three are together and goofing around

this is one of the reasons why you’re not allowed on the field with them, they’d get absolutely nothing done

that, and the twins simply wont put you in danger under any circumstances

alexandra also treats you like a sister (in law) and wants you safe, but can only do so much to keep you out of their lives since you still find ways to help them out

absolutely rowdy when you’re with basilio, you and him practically have a lot of inside jokes and a secret language

people would give you both weird looks when you’re out in public, just because you’re both so damn loud

with crispin you’re more mature (but not a lot), he does these grand gestures like taking you out on expensive dates, takes instagram/pinterest style pics of you

basilio also takes pics of you, but those are some of the most unflattering ones that he sends to your groupchat as memes

the ppl who arent familiar with your relationship with the twins are almost often confused when they see you with just the one twin: they’d think “huh i saw this couple a week ago, but i could have sworn the boyfriend had much shorter hair, it couldn’t have grown that long in a week, right?���

when you do go out with the twins, they flank you and you almost get squished in between them, so sometimes you have to push them both to the sides so that you would have space to move around

the three of you like to just chill at the mall sometimes, go window shopping and then eat samgyup/mang inasal later on

other times when you manage to drag alexandra with you, people would assume that you guys are on a double date, and alexandra has the ugliest/most disgusted look on her face as she corrects them “these are my brothers” “im gay”

in your groupchat (just you and the twins) crispin is the sweet, doting one who would text you “have you eaten?” “want us to pick something up for you on the way home?” while basilio sends you memes and selfies of the twins

they send you videos and pics of pets they meet “today we met brownie and blackie”

with regards to living arrangements, the twins have separate rooms (basilio’s is the messy one, smells weird)

when you moved in, alexandra offered you your own room, and most of the time that’s where the boys stay anyway

the bed is much larger than theirs because it needs to accommodate all three of you

you three try to cook meals for ate alexandra, but it almost always turns out disastrous - mostly when basilio insists on helping

so you always make him run errands (“can you go pick up some more garlic and magic sarap”) while you and crispin man the stoves

you braid basilio’s hair while crispin tunes his guitar!!

and you spend a couple of hours listening to crispin play the guitar, basilio’s head now resting on your lap

crispin’s movie taste are like *film* and *poetic cinema* while basilio might enjoy movies that are so bad they’re good, but you three are all suckers for superhero ensemble movies and horror movies

the boys become really annoying when watching filipino horror movies because they like to point out mistakes in the film “aswangs dont do that” “why would you go there all alone are you stupid???”

“please boys i just wanna watch the movie”

a huge cuddle pile

both boys run hot, so during cold nights (that never happen, bc you live in the philippines) you’re all warm and toasty between them

both light sleepers! they were pretty heavy sleepers when they were kids/teenagers, but the occupational hazard of their jobs require them to be ready at a moment’s notice

they still, however, snore quite loudly

crispin doesn’t ever tend to move positions when sleeping, he wakes up in the same position he fell asleep in

basilio rotates around the bed like hands of a clock

most often falls off the bed, but clumsily climbs back up and cuddles you

really really simpy when it comes to you, though most of the time it’s just you three sharing one brain cell (it’s with you, mostly), they can be quite romantic and cheesy if they want to

crispin probably has his brother as just “Basilio” on his phone, and “Y/N ❤️" for you

basilio has “my love ❤️😍😘💘 ” for you and crispin’s number isn’t even registered lol

nsfw under the cut

nsfw

threesome? threesome

boys barely do anything separately and usually just have a Single Thought in both their heads, so if one is horny, the other one is 69% (lol) horny as well

you realize that crispin doesn’t like to be teased at work, but basilio enjoys it so much

you find this out when you’re alone and horny, so you send a pic of you touching yourself to the boys in your groupchat

crispin sees it first, but doesn’t say anything?? he honest to god just left you on read

meanwhile basilio also sees your pic not too long after and you quickly get a “what the fuck” as a reply from him

like 10 mins later he sends you a pic of him in what looks like a washroom and his cock is straining in his pants

he texts you “had to find a washroom so fucking fast so that ate alex and the police captain doesn’t see me so fucking hard in my pants” and “wanna eat you pussy babe”

crispin does text you when the three are on their way home, not mentioning the picture you sent “we’re on our way home”

and at first you thought he is mad at you bc he didn’t bring the nude up?? does he not want you anymore :(

but the moment they arrive crispin all but sprints to your shared bedroom and sees you there, in your underwear

holds your cheeks in one hand, “what the fuck was that baby, hmm? what did you send us?”

you try to ask if he’s mad bc you sent him a nude, ask him if there’s anything wrong, but he just lets your face go as he takes his suit off, basilio finds his way to your room, locks it, and gives you a kiss

basilio whispers “missed you baby” against your mouth before moving away to undress

crispin, now fully naked in front of you, makes you suck his cock, which is hard and twitching, its tip leaking with precum, he makes you place both his hands on your head, “do you know how surprised i was when i saw a text from you and it’s a picture of you touching your cunt? hmm?” he sighs as he sees you looking up at him, eyes watering as you struggle to take all of his cock down your throat “i had to stop myself from getting hard in front of everyone, baby, basilio couldn’t even do that”

basilio huffs but the boys reposition you so you’re in bed and on your back, crispin kneeling to your side, his cock still throbbing in your mouth, basilio positions himself between your thighs, moaning when he sees how wet you are

basilio removes your panties before rushing to sniff your cunt, groaning in delight--you’re sure his eyes roll to the back of his head before he dives into your cunt

you moan into crispin’s cock and he grunts, shoving more of his cock into your mouth, now moving faster, “i really wanna cum down your throat baby, would you let me?”

you nod and he pushes his cock all the way into your mouth, your nose practically touching his groin and pubes

you gag, for a moment panicked as you try to breathe in, while crispin just eyes you, his cock growing ever harder when he looks at your face wet with tears and drool, he grabs your hair, softly at first, to make sure you’re okay, and when you nod crispin groans as he sets up his pace, groaning as he feels his orgasm building

basilio, meanwhile, is licking and sucking your clit with three fingers knuckles deep in your cunt, and when he starts to feel you spasming, a telltale sign that your orgasm is approaching, he pulls his mouth and fingers out and quickly replacing them with his fat cock

immediately, you and basilio both groan, your eyes roll to the back of your head as you feel yourself so full of cock

basilio curses under his breath before taking your legs and resting them against his shoulders “fuck, y/n, im sorry i’m not gonna last long” “your pussy got me so fucking hard you tasted so good baby, you know how much i love your little pussy, right?”

crispin groans at this before he pulls his cock out of your mouth, leaning down to kiss you, he then moves down your neck and your tits, making sure he marks your chest

basilio whimpers and thrusts three more times before releasing a long groan, his cum exploding deep in your pussy “fuck baby you feel so good” he manages to pull out and you see his cock wet with his cum and your juices before settling beside you, panting harshly

you barely had the type to recuperate before crispin flips you on your stomach, making sure your face is resting on the pillows before he thrusts into you with a grunt

“fuck, still a tight little pussy after basilio rammed your cunt, huh?”

your eyes rolling, you couldnt do much other than hold onto the sheets and basilio’s hand, moaning loudly when you feel crispin’s fingers on your clit

“can you take one more, y/n? can your pussy take one more load?”

speechless, you nod, trying to grind your ass against crispin’s hips, but his hands on your hips hold you firm

he grunts approvingly, “good baby, take it deep in your pussy okay? and cum on my cock, baby, i wanna feel it”

you cum on his cock, almost violently, and twins groan at the sound of your moaning, and the sight of you spasming and shaking on crispin’s cock

a couple of deep thrusts later, crispin also cums deep into your pussy, his cum now mixed with basilio’s

crispin moves to get a washcloth to clean the three of you up, before all three of you collapse in bed, huddled together, basilio with his arms wrapped from behind--already falling asleep, you rest your head against crispin’s arm

“so, no more nudes when you’re at work?”

crispin laughs softly before pressing a kiss on your forehead, “unless your cunt is ready to take two cocks at once, no nudes when we’re at work”

[usertoxicyaoi]

Faiza i'm scared.

Where is the catch ? How did they release the kiss from ep 5 already?

hiiiiiiiii my love!!!!

cbsbficof OKAY LISTEN. i. like i think most people are questioning WHY gmmtv would just .. TEASE the kiss???and i've noooooo idea too.

maybe its misleading. in the sense that most people have said its most likely a dream/imaginary sequence. which it very well could be.

but. okay. hear me out. whilst i was working out rn i was thinking about the ep 5 promo, and the timeline of it.

and this is what i think will happen.

phupha will tell theo he likes him, and theo will be stressed and call akk over like he did in ep 4 where they both box.

and its where akk will tell theo that he thinks the enchantes are just being selfish and want something from theo. theo doesn't react well, hence:

akk goes back home, showers:

and thats where him and his sister im will talk, and she'll say the lines that are voiced over the bit i'll mention later.

anyway, next morning, theo will go to uni by himself bc he's still mad at akk for saying what he said last night, and akk will be chasing theo down, bc theo and akk PROMISED they'll always drive to uni together in ep 3:

so. all day long. theo avoids akk. and i think to make it up to theo and apologise, like what akk's sister im said to him in the caps below, akk sets up a french movie night type thing. and he ties theo's hands up so theo can't run anywhere again bc he's been avoiding him all day, and theo gives in and they both have a date hang out, including akk feeding theo!!!:

and so this all will happen near the end of the ep! and they'll be watching the movie, that'll lead to:

now. what the HELL prompts akk to go WILD and say THAT to theo, who was just asking a rheotorical question, i've nooooo idea.

but ig its like. well, we don't /love/ each other, right? who says you have to Be In Love to kiss?? so they kiss. then move back. have a ... Moment. and then i think they'll go in and kiss again.

and thats where the episode will end.

SO. i don't think it will be a dream. i think its setting us up for PROPER ANGST. like. "we've KISSED and oh SHIT i felt something but we're FRIENDS and there's this whole ENCHANTE mess to deal with" so i think akk's just gonna play it off at first as "oh see people who ARENT in love can kiss too it doesnt have to mean anything" bc he's seeing how desperately theo wants to find out about enchante.

but the further down the eps we go, the more akk is gonna become more self-aware and realise he DOES like theo, and that he doesnt want him going after chasing enchante, and he doesnt wanna be Just Friends with theo, until he no longer can keep it to himself and at some point, confess, when theo asks him what right he (akk) has to stop him looking for enchante!

SOOOO. lets see how off the ball i am lmaooo. BUT. this is my take on it.

[tobi-momo]

Cuddling With Them While They Game PT 2

a/n: kasjsdhakdjs pls- when i got this req i sqealed srsly i love it ty for this :p

Type: Headcanons

Genre: Fluff, crack???

Warnings: none :)

i made a part one with bakugou, kirishima, and todoroki!

he doesnt usually play games but when he does he tries his best and its so cute🥺

feel like he has game rage, but its like him trying to smile through the pain and act like he isnt mad💀

HE PLAYS CONSOLE KASKDJSAKD BUT NOT LIKE THE BEANBAG LIKE KIRI ITS CONSOLE WHERE HES ON THE FLOOR RIGHT UP CLOSE TO HIS TV SITTING AT THE FOOT OF HIS BED

KASSDSKHGDAK THATS SO CUTE PLS-

so imagine: you walking in his dorm room, expecting him to be studying or working on his technique, but instead you find him on the floor in front of his bed, a blanket covering his head as he presses the buttons ruthelessly while he whispers little curses at himself starting to get mad

you closing the door got his attention, so he invited you to sit next to him, so you do

at first it was a little awkward bc he wasnt sharing the blanket (you cant convince me he isnt a blanket hog you cant) and his eyes were glued to the tv screen like he forgot you were there

you started to get tired, your head drooping on his shoulder- his body goes absolutely stiff- like- midoryia.exe has stopped working youre gonna have to wait for him to windows 8 reboot

once he finally looks at you and youre like this close to falling asleep he turns your body away rq to move the blanket off his shoulder so your head can rest on his actual shoulder and the blanket is around you too

he usually doesnt have his mic on at all, and if it is he usually doesnt talk unless hes going along w a joke? iykwim?

i feel like he plays games like call of duty and halo (he loves animal crossing and sucks at among us) but he doesnt like when he sees them actually die? like the gore and stuff? idk he just gives those vibes yk? i feel like hed feel really bad kaskjdshad hed get over it tho

i cant really see him play minecraft, tho, i mean unless youre playing w him, i dont think he would play it by himself unless he was like building a fucking castle for you or sum-

but ya you start to go to his room more when he games to hang out and every. single. time. you. fall. asleep. he isnt complaining tho he loves your sleeping face :p

when you sleep on him he usually wrapss an arm around you and when he can presses little butterfly kisses on the top of your head and takes his hand to rub your arm up and down oml kdajsd pls-

he plays both computer and console i just think he plays he console a bit more?

ok this is a lil soft and maybe a bit ooc but i like if you were to come in while hes playing games you would sit down between his legs, your back to his chest while he plays

he would either rest his head on whatever is behind him or he would rest it on your shoulder (if youre more on the taller side)

and okokok i feel like if you were curious ab how the game works he would def let you play for him for a sec, he would guide yu on what the buttons do and what your tasks are yk? (again w the soft shi im sorry kasjhsdfjf *cri*)

he would keep an arm around your waist while letting you play or he would rub your thigh (maybe both kasdjshd) while he watches you play

if you get a lil frustrated he would totally tease you ab it then tell you how to do it right oml

if you get tired he would take the controller from you and let you sit back on him chest, resting on him while he games

he might turn the volume down a lil, but i also think he doesnt care that much LMFAO

i feel like he would rub your side a lil its almost tickly but hes a lil more firm than that yk?

he would keep his curses at a minimum although he doesnt have that much game rage at all bc again, he doesnt care, but ppl are stupid so he might get frustrated sometimes

once you fall asleep and hes been playing for a while he might just leave the game hes in and carry you to bed and get in with you

i dont think hes much of a cuddler at all but a little bit of contact is ok w him

but then you start to shift and scoot towards him in your sleep

until you are either completely ontop of him or your head is in the crook of his neck and hes just sitting there like 😐😤😒

but he warms up to it bc he wuvs you (read: hes fucking whipped)

ao he lazily puts an arm around you and bears it for a couple more hours

but when yall wake up he finds himself literally clinging to you KASDJHSALKDJ

he. plays. computer. end of conversation

he got the wasd game iykwim😩 (ill shut the door on my way out)

he absolutely loves it when you come to sit on his lap while he just- he loves it sm

he plays all types of games (except overwatch. you will not catch this man playing overwatch pls-)

i feel like you wouldnt run into him playing games he would always play them once youre with him in the room

he wants you to be w him while he games, he wants you to watch him or just be there

youd be laying on his bed, hust doing whatever, scrolling on your phone while you hear him set up

you love to cuddle him- i just KNOW hes amazing at it

so when you hear him clicking away and see him sit down you stand up and walk to him

he doesnt even have t look at you before he opens himself up to you to sit on his lap

you watch him play (and his hands kasjlsdh) and sometimes you ask him questions ab it- hed be happy to walk you through it and explain

if you wanna play he'll let you play, teaching you everything ab the character and shit

he is the most patient person on earth i KNOW

he doesnt get game rage

he is literally so stoic- so calm i swear

he doesnt use his mic like at all

HE LOVES PLAYING WITH YOU

teasing to the max th- its cute tho he isnt being a meanie

loves playing among us and animal crossing (he def plays)

yall usually go to your island bc he likes it more kasdslahd

and when hes the imposter? hes like fucking corpse i swear

if youre sleep he's literally a perfect pillow, plus the sound of him breathing while he rubs your back is-

momo.exe has stopped working

HE PLAYS BOTH COMPUTER AND CONSOLE EQUALLY

he uses the mic constantly and is kinda loud- but you dont hate it

he laughs a lot, and gets some game rage but its pretty controlle, he just gets butthurt sometimes :/

when you walk into his room he is getting so into it like he doesnt even notice even notice you come in

he only notices your presence when when you put your hand on his shoulder- he literally jumps

when he plays console he's on his bed, just laying there chillin so when you walk in and say hi he is sooo happy youre there w him omg

he just loves you presence

i imagine you climbing into bed w him and he continues to play his game although he loves it when you touch him (not to sound sexual at all he genuienly loves your touch)

and you up to his side- he wraps an arm around you, telling you how he missed you how mych he loves you (ksadksjhaksd)

when you fall asleep he turns the volume down and probably tones down his voice, although sometimes he jolts bc of some kind of mess up

but he manages to keep you asleep on him until he gets tired too- turning everything off and just wrapping you in arms (he'd prolly end up on your chest ngl)

on the computer when he plays you hesitate o cuddle ONLY bc od how much he moves, like you arent gonna be there comfortable for a while but eventually he calms down

he just gets nervous- his heart starts to beat rapidly and his leg bounces (same kaskh) espECIALLY when you straddle him oml he BREAKS

but he eventually calms down so its more comfy

when you fall asleep he will constantly press kisses on your head omggg

so soft kasdjhksajf pls-

i feel like he plays longer when hes on the computer so he would prlly still be on there when you wake up- looking absolutely dead insode aksjdshadl but you convince him to go to bed, bribing him with a 'i'll go too'

hes literally whipped for you :)

~.~.~.~

hope yall enjoyed a part 2-

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[faeryloki]

𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐬 ♢ 𝐜. 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬

𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 ➸ 1.8k 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 ➸ “wanna know what i see? me owning you and this sweet little pussy” 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ➸ SMUT 18+, bicep choking, fingering, daddy kink, edging, doggy style (idk if this should be a tag but yeah :D), degradation, chris making an astronomy joke but its subtle, just pure filth

𝘢/𝘯 ➸ imma be re-writing my fics that arent in thsi layout, and changing it up, so i will be re-posting very slowly

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     the warm beams of the sun illuminated his face as he slept, his eyelashes curling perfectly as his nose flared with every breath. his chest rising and falling in an even pace, a small smile on your face as his eyes fluttered open, a groan emitting from his throat at his awakening, his hand coming up to rub away the tiredness from his state.

“hiya, chrissy,” you whispered, adjusting to rest your chin on his chest as you looked up at him. 

“i thought i told you not to call me that?” he yawned, wrapping his arm around your shoulder as he looked down at you, eyes filled with adoration. 

“you did,” you replied, moving out of his arms reluctantly, and sitting up, “but we both know i never listen.”

his chest vibrated as he chuckled, sitting up and moving behind you as you sat at the edge of the bed, his arms wrapping around you as you looked at him through the mirror, sighing as he kissed your shoulder. his bright eyes meeting yours as he smirked, his arm coming to hang around your shoulder, wrapping around your neck and pulling you to him as you squirmed in your spot.

“what, baby? what’s got ya squirmin’?” his fingers grazed the other side of your neck, his arm applying a slight pressure to your throat as you let out a small moan in satisfaction as your eyes fluttered shut, leaning your head back against him.

“is it my arm, baby? you want my arm wrapped around your pretty throat? choking you?” he teased, pulling you onto his lap as his arm wrapped around your throat loosely, his other hand snaking its way in between your thighs and pulling them apart, “look how pretty you are, darlin’, come on, be a good girl for daddy and look at our reflection, baby.”

you opened your eyes, meeting his electric blue ones and whimpering. his fingers grazing your covered cunt, a shiver running down your spin, his lips leaving kisses to your exposed shoulder as he stroked you up and down, teasing you.

“p-please daddy, want your fingers,” you breathed, trying to grind yourself into his hand.

“no no, baby, you take what daddy gives you, and i’m gonna give you what you want, but you gotta be patient, okay? be patient and daddy will let this pretty little pussy cream all over his fingers, got it, sweetheart?” he ended his words with a small spank to your dripping cunt, pushing up your hips to pull of your panties as he smirked, his arm tightening the slightest bit at his actions.

“fuck, honey, you’re practically dripping, whats got you this wet, baby? barely even touched you.”

you whimpered, eyes fluttering closed again as he ran his middle finger through your soaked folds. he circled your clit, feeling his smirk as you let out a moan, his thick finger pressing into your entrance. the euphoric feeling of his digits working you was always something you’d never get used to, the curl of his fingers hitting that spot perfectly, always managing to bring you to the edge and keep you there for as long as he’d like. it was something else,

“look baby, look at the mirror and tell me what you see,” his voice broke you out of your bliss-fueled thoughts, your eyes heavy as you pried them open meeting his gaze which locked onto yours already. his eyes flickered down to your heat, yours following after as you moaned, seeing his long fingers pump in and out of you, his thumb rubbing tight circles on your clit.

“tell me what you see, baby, wanna know what you see,” his voice was silk and low, the slightest rasp breaking the sweet tone of his voice as he spoke. 

you parted your lips, only whimpers and moans coming out as you tried to speak, “d-daddy- fuck- p-please.”

“tell me, baby, tell daddy what you see,” he encouraged, never breaking his gaze from your expression as he sucked small hickeys into your neck under his arm which tightened slightly, words getting caught in your throat as you moaned loudly, the bliss of his actions fogging your mind. 

“I’m waiting, baby,” his fingers worked faster, smirking into your neck as you tried to voice what he wanted.

“i- fuck- i see you. please, daddy, i’m so close, please,” whines left your throat as you felt him slow down into a consistent pace, one that could keep you on edge for hours at a time and, oh god, has it done that.

“what else, baby, you tell me what you see and i’ll let this pretty pussy cum all over my fingers, okay? just tell me what you see,” his fingers traced the side of your neck, small kisses were being left onto your shoulder.

“i see- fuck- i see your hand b-between my thighs, daddy. they’re making me feel so good- making me wanna cum so bad, daddy, please,” you moaned, hips bucking into his hand for him to let you release that tightening frustration that sat in the pit of your stomach, only growing more and more as he continued. 

“keep going, baby, imma make you cum so good, just keep going, sweetheart,” his eyes dark as they stared at your writing figure, wanting nothing more but to take you right then and there, but he restrained himself, focusing on making you feel good.

you reluctantly continued, trying to hurry up so he could make you cum, wanting nothing more than to finally cum around his fingers, “daddy~ i see- i see you wearing y-your favorite- fuck- your favorite tank top. i- i see your arm wr-wrapped around my- fuck- my throat, love your arm ‘round my throat, daddy.”

“good girl, such a good girl for me….wanna know what i see?” he asked, your head instantly nodding, “me owning you and this sweet little pussy.”

he ended his words with a curl of his fingers, hitting that sweet spot as you cried out, pleading to cum.

“cum, baby, coat my fingers with your cream,” he said, finally letting you release, your hips bucking into his hand, as the warmth of your pleasure coursed through you, your muscles tensing as he he continued his movements, helping you ride out your orgasm as moans and cries of his name left your lips, you could hear him talking, but your mind couldn’t the process the words as ringing was heard through your ears. your heart beating as your chest heaved.

“fuck, sweetheart, sound so pretty when you cum,” he praised, heat rising to your cheeks as his arm moved form its spot on your neck to pet your hair, “should make this pretty pussy cum on my cock.”

a mewl left your throat at his words, the thought of his thick length filling you up invaded your mind, the vein that sat on the underside of his long member always bringing you to see stars.

“you want that, baby? you want daddy’s cock?” he smirked as you nodded, moving you flush against his chest as his hand came in between your thighs, tugging at his shorts and pulling them off, fisting his cock as he continued, “do you, sweetheart? gonna have to say it, can’t understand you when you’re so cum drunk, baby.”

“y-yes, daddy, please,” whines left your lips as he lifted you up, holding you in the air by his thigh, just enough to slip his cock out and tease your entrance, the feeling of his warm pre-cum smearing against your dripping lips, whimpers leaving your mouth as he pushed in.

“fuck, doll, it’s like you’ve never even taken my cock,” he groaned out, moving in short small thrust, teasing you.

“daddyyyy,” you whined, “please, want your cock, please.”

“you do, baby? couldn’t tell,” he joked, thrusting up in a slow motion before he bottomed out, moaning at the feeling of your warm and wet pussy around him, “fuck, sweetheart, so tight, might need to start fucking this cute little pussy more often.”

you moaned as you slowly pulled out, the head of his cock barely filling you before he made a sharp and hard thrust up, handing coming up to your throat and applying pressure. you felt him hit hard and deep as he continued his thrusts, moans getting caught in your throat as you clawed at his fore arm, the pressure building up as you pleaded, “d-daddy, please- fuck me harder, please.” 

“want more, baby? want daddy fucking you so hard you see stars?” he grunted, stopping his movements as you whined at the sudden action, “dont worry, baby, daddy’s gonna make you see fucking pluto.”

he pulled you off of him, moving so you were on your hands and knees as he kneeled behind you, rubbing the tip of his length against your needy folds. slamming into you as you moaned loudly, sure that your neighbors on the other side of your apartment wall heard you. 

your back arced unwillingly, his hand coming to your hair and pulling you up, the new position making you dizzy with lust and pleasure as he fucked you, smirking into your shoulder as he left hickeys.

“gonna look so pretty all fucked out and marked up, baby,” his pace never faltered, your release just in reach as he snaked his hand around you, rubbing your clit, “gonna cum, baby? gonna make a mess on my cock?”

“y-yes, fuck daddy, please, wanna make- fuck- wanna make a mess all over your cock,” you pleaded, moaning with every thrust as he continued, the familiar tension in your stomach built up to the max.

“do it then, baby. be the good little cock slut i know you are and cum all over daddy’s cock,” he smirked, voice cocky as he relentlessly pounded into you. he knew only he could make you feel this good, his pride always swelling up when he saw your blissed face, whether it was caused from his fingers, mouth, or cock, it was his favorite thing. and, oh god, did he love it when you would squirm, begging him to stop making you cum.  

“daddy!” you screamed, your orgasm flooding your body as he kept thrusting. you saw white, as you slumped in his arms, his fingers still rubbing your clit as he kept thrusting, letting you ride out your pleasure before pulling out and laying you down on your back as he moved between your thighs, realizing he didn’t cum as his breath fanned your now cum soaked lips, “n-no daddy, why didn’t you cum.”

he chuckled at your small pout on your lips, “because, sweetheart, daddy’s gonna make you cum with his mouth before he splits this tight little pussy in two.”

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[tsukasalvr]

; 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙮-𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩 (𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙨) 𝙨/𝙤

𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘂

𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝗧𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘂, 𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼, 𝗢𝘀𝗮𝗺𝘂

𝗔𝗡: 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲:)))

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗜 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘂𝘀🧍‍♀️

; ᴛᴇɴᴅᴏᴜ ˚*✧˚*•̩̩͙✧•̩̩͙*˚✮

He loves your shy personality

He thinks it’s so cute

Although he isn’t the most quiet person,

He will respect you and never put you on the spot.

He thinks your the cutest person he’s ever seen when he sees you get all shy

When he takes you to meet his team

Needless to say,,, you’re about to shit yourself cus omg wtf why are they all so tall-

Right when you walk in you see a big man with olive green hair staring at you

You were about to pass out cus omg they’re all staring at you

But since tendou is vvv observant,

He noticed how distressed you seem to be so he wrapped his long arm around your waist and walked up to the team

“Hey guys! Sorry I’m late, I had to go get someone to meet you guys, this person right here is my s/o!”

The gym was quiet for a couple of seconds but in those seconds you felt like they were judging you

Then one of them finally spoke,

“Ah yes, you’re the one Tendou always talks about. Tendou is a great friend of mine so it’s nice to finally meet you.”

The olive-green haired said

Then the rest of the team started talking welcoming you and we’re just so nice to you

You felt so happy-

Tendou was so happy to see his team welcome you<3

; ᴋᴜʀᴏᴏ˚*✧˚*•̩̩͙✧•̩̩͙*˚✮

This man is gonna tease you

He loves seeing you blush and get all nervous because of him

He finds you so cute

He will always try to get you flustered

But if someone else does,,

He’s gonna be jealous

Like wtf I’m the only one who can do that>:(

When he takes you to meet the team,

You immediately have people bombarding you with questions

“Who are you?”

“..a cute person......”

“Are you Kuroos s/o?”

“Of course they arent, they’re too good for Kuroo!”

“Oh yeah, you’re right-“

“Alright that’s enough! This right here IS MY s/o.”

You’re all nervous cus of all the sudden questions.

The team introduced themself and then you quietly did as well.

After the introduction, you walked up to Kenma and sat next to him while he played his games

Cus let’s be honest, you’ve probably met Kenma before

Then a tall lanky boy with grey hair comes up to you,

“Hey ! I have a question!”

You were nervous but asked what was the question

“How did you and Kuroo mee-“

Then all of a sudden someone kicks him,

“Sorry about him, Lev just doesn’t know how to shut up, anyways I hope you’re all right and if you need anything come ask me.”

Yaku says then leaves dragging Lev with him

Although it might take some getting used to with how loud the team can be, you’ll feel right at home

And Kuroo couldn’t be happier:)

; ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ˚*✧˚*•̩̩͙✧•̩̩͙*˚✮

He’s quite quiet as well

He usually keeps to himself

Unless someone angers him or

Just

Atsumu breathing

Then he won’t be so quiet

He always likes seeing you get all flustered cus he thinks you’re so cute

And seeing that red hue on your face, just makes you 10000x more cuter

And whenever you feel nervous he’ll be right by your side and give you some of his food

(He loves you so much that he gives you his food)

He didn’t want you meet Atsumu honestly

Cus he knew how he will tease you and him

And he doesn’t want that

But it was impossible to keep you secret from his twin brother

And when Atsumu meets you, he thinks Osamu is joking

“Ha! Don’t think I’ll fall for this, they’re too cute for you.”

“Shut up Atsumu and they are my s/o.”

But Atsumu will definitely tease you or flirt with you just to see Osamu get angry

Osamu is fuming like he’s standing there watching like🧍‍♂️

When you meet the team,

They instantly love you

Kita will make sure you feel safe and welcomed

Aran will do the same and talk to you so you don’t feel nervous or embarrassed

Suna wouldn’t really care, as long as you don’t disturb him then you’re ok

1000/10 would recommend

Hhhhhh I’m soft now-

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