#THERE'S V SMALL MENTIONS but rly nothing to do w/ this hc

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Falin :3

First impression:i had dungeon meshi filtered out of spite till earlier this year bc i got annoyed i kept seeing it everywhere LMAO i didnt even know what she looked like

Impression now:i love my autistic girl.god bless her heart gotta love characters ostracized for being different.i love shes herself first n foremost despite all that <3

Favorite moment:hmmm.maybe the flashback where she tells marcille she wants her n laios to live even if she hurts someone w the teleportation magic.i rly like that analysis of that moment that says she just doesnt care for humans much due to her backstory.shes v low empathy to me.

Idea for a story: honestly? beyond "her post story adventures" i actually feel we saw everything we could want of falin, ik this is ironic bc ive seen ppl claim shes underdeveloped bc of how little shes there (smth i HEAVILY disagree w.i think everything you need to know abt falin is presented to you, a character not being spoonfed n explained word by word to you doesnt mean theyre not there enough.some of you would never survive playing kirby.)

Unpopular opinion:ive said this before but i rly dont like the popular hc she masks? just.nothing abt her comes across that way?? i am still reading for note but yes shes a little more liked than laios in their group BUT thats between like.5 ppl.both of them suffered social ostracization for being different n not fitting in, laios kept looking for somewhere he fit in while falin suffered in silence alone, nothing implies she tries making herself more palatable shes just.more quiet than he is lmao.idk girl was hated by her village n school n never tried to make herself likable to either, i dont think the fact shes more liked by their small adult friend group is indicating shes suddenly started trying to do that.am i making sense.

just wild to claim this girl whos been hated n alone her whole life masks n is more liked by *everyone* than her brother bc.her childhood friend is easier on her n a guy has a crush on her.cmon yall.

Favorite relationship:i cannot pick between laios marcille n thistle for this.the touden siblings r a rly cool way to show autism n ill always be a sucker for sibling relationships, but marcilles love for her is soooo fucking cool but the mother child imagery w thistle?? faligon just looked at her new boss like "oh thats a baby!!!"

Favorite headcanon:as previously mentioned i rlyyy like reading her as low empathy little care for others due to trauma.i dont think shed ever go out of her way to harm a stranger shes v "goes w the flow from how ppl r treating her", but again when it comes to laios n marcilles safety she rly doesnt care if she has to harm someone else

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hc shit !!

☠  - greatest fear

        – HC. apart from drowning, it’d be loneliness. being on his absolute own. he’s already had to go through it as a child-- the feeling of being there, with his parents, yet not there at the same time ( given that they barely even remembered he was there, that he was their son, unless he or they need something from the other ). 

        -- getting his pokemon was a necessity that he hadn��t realized he needed & just the thought of losing them, of not having them by his side anymore, is enough to make him lose his mind. same goes to the skulls & whatever new friendships he makes-- now that he has something he gained through his own hard work ( instead of it all being given to him ), he fears losing it. it’s mostly bc of this that he’s often seen as attached to those he considers precious ( be they friends / crushes ) & in turn at times makes him violent. even if it’s someone he absolutely hates, he’d cling to them like a second limb if it was he & them in an isolated island tbh, bc he’d be absolutely terrified to be out on his own after he’s finally seen what being w/ other’s is like.

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Genshin impact driving headcanons

I'm in a car rn and It got me thinking, what if I made genshin driving hcs?? I haven't seen one b4,, so,,

Charas include; childe, zhongli, kaeya, ayato, thoma, jean, paimon, ei, timmie

Comment who I should do next!

Childe

THIS MAN WOULD DEFO TREAT IT LIKE BUMPER CARS ISTG,,

HE'D GET INTO SUDDEN RACES W STRANGERS

AND ALL THE MECHANICS IN THE CITY KNOW HIS NAME.

He CAN drive properly, but he wants to scare you. Not to mention he DOES have the money.

He's in line to be the next archon of speeding tickets.

Zhongli

He doesn't drive. Childe doubles as his personal chauffeur.

This man travels w ✨STYLE✨

But not his wallet

He never gives childe gas money.

Though if he had to drive, he'd defo crash the car.

All these buttons r too high-tech for this 6000+ yr old boomer

But don't worry! The car is fine thanks to his geo shield!

Kaeya

This man would be very picky w cars. He only drives sexy cars.

Definitely drunk drives.

The type to pick ppl up by readjusting his dark sunglasses and saying "hey bbgorl r u lost?" W the most shit eating grin you've ever seen.

Prolly has a body or two in the car trunk but it doesn't matter.

When he's not drunk he's pretty law abiding when driving. Kinda. But only because of Jean.

Plays WAP on loop in his car. Especially when a sister from the church decides to hitch a ride.

Ayato

He drives properly. He drives well. A bit too well considering he rarely drives.

Except when thoma is in the car. He becomes childe 2.0

He will stop by EVERY Boba place. And nothing can stop him.

Wdym that's too much boba?? Have you seen the never-ending supply of armpit Boba he has??

Ayato is a law abiding responsible driver for the most part. He IS the head of the yashiro commission after all.

Thoma

He takes the wheel whenever ayato is having too much fun. We can't let him crash the 69th car this month.

He has a mini heart attack everytime ayato sits in the driver's seat.

Thoma drives the kamisato siblings everywhere.

It's his duty as their servant! Defo not bc he doubts his masters or anything! OKAY. MAYBE HE'S A LITTLE WORRIED ABT THEM.

Long drives w thoma would be rly relaxing. There will be a comfortable silence and occasional small talk between you two. Unfortunately, his gentle voice quickly lulls you to sleep, so you can't admire his side profile and jawline for too long.

Jean

Like thoma, she is responsible.

THIS WOMAN IS A RESPONSIBLE, RELIABLE, GOOD AT DRIVING, WON'T CAUSE YOU ANY CONCUSSIONS IN AN ACCIDENT BC SHE WONT GET INTO ONE, OVERALL SUPER DOORMAT LIKE driver.

She doesn't drunk drive.

She doesn't get speeding tickets.

She stops at red lights.

She doesn't get into rando races.

She is a v good driver.

If you want to live another day, have Jean drive you. It's the safest bet and will defo save you from 2 hrs of wap/cocomelon on loop. Unless kaeya and Klee decided it'd be a funny joke.

Paimon

Paimon is physically too small to drive. The only car she can drive is this one

The cart will be loaded w snacks and traveller has to push.

It's alright traveller! Paimon isn't heavy!

Paimon floats even in the mini car :D

Ei

She can't drive. Yae miko and Sara drive her.

She doesn't even know how to start a car.

She's great at charging electric ones though! When you tell her it's an electric car, she tries to control it with her powers, but then only realizes that she completely destroyed the car after a very loud "BOOM"

She'll then nervously ask how much it costed... can she borrow a loan from the 3 commissions first?? That's a lot of money! Sorry traveller!!

She was revoked of driving privileges. Use the teleport waypoints!!

Even the fish can drive better than you!!

But it's a part of your charm! We love you ei!

Timmie

Underage.

But if he had a car, it's a communal pigeon toilet!

It's not a car, it's a fucking truck full of pigeons n pigeon shit. You'd mistake it for a cement truck.

From Timmie's car, squawking is heard daily. Apparently ganyu, Sara and venti killing his birds daily gave him a corruption arc n he started imprisoning his pigeons in a car !??

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greek god!changbin and human!felix bc anna asked

@chenle this is for u ily

im sorry it's Long

masterlist if u want it

changbin is the god of being a cute baby the night

and magic and stuff (kinda like nyx and hecate idk)

bc he loves DARK

all the other gods make fun of him bc mortals headcanon him as all scary and sinister and creepy but in reality hes a cute baby

it's not easy for mortals to get him all petty and stuff bc he just doesnt care

ugh we love an unbothered king

he wears a long black cloak embroidered w pretty silver designs because he can

he doesnt rly go onto earth to interact w humans, but he likes to randomly appear in cool places and ppl watch just bc ppl are dumb and it's hilarious

he isnt a playboy like some gods (cough cough zeus cough cough) and always kinda disapproves when they play around w mortals but yknow what can u do when u disapprove of the king of the gods

nothing that's what

besides ,,, there was one (1) time a while back where changbin got a little ,,, attached to a mortal 

and yall know when binnie gets attached he gets Attached

,,, like ,,, immortality-granting level attached

but he didnt get to the immortality part in time

and now he has resolved to not love mortals!!!!!! 100% foolproof plan, considering he has the option to ignore their existence forever

in greece hes not a major god so he aint too popular but he does have his lil fan group 

a lot of the ppl who sacrifice to/worship apollo also do the same for changbin bc when theyre throwing together som herbs and hoping for the best (aka making medicine) they need some magic!!! and guess whos the god of magic!!!!!!

that's right lads it's changbean

so ya he may not have 294857839 temples within a 1 mile radius like some gods (cough cough zeus cough cough) but he doesnt rly want that either so

it be like that sometimes

and he has his lovely healers who always think of him and that's enough for him :,)

now

felix

felix is a healer!!!

his best friend jisung got rly sick a lil while back and felix was Clueless abt how to help him BUT with a lot of prayers 2 apollo and changbin and basically everyone up there on mount olymp and so so many books he saved his jisungie!!!!!

thank the gods!!!

and now he is a practicing healer and always sacrifices the best of his meal to apollo and changbinnie

I'm gonna hc that prayers to gods are like notifications because I can

so if ur like popular and gettin spammed u can turn them off/choose not to hear them

but changbin likes hearing them, and a lot of the time if he can help by doing smth small he will!!! ugh ur god could never (zeus stans cant relate)

most of the voices are off and on, he'll hear a mix of people he might recognize and people that remind him of someone two thousand years ago

but he does, without fail, hear one voice every night

guess whomst

THATS RIGHT it's felix!!!!!!!

ofc he doesnt know that but he knows the voice; and it's nice :,,) to be thought of, every night

when his voice wishes for rain tomorrow, because 'I'm getting a little worried about my crops, haha,' changbin mentions offhandedly that he misses the rain to demeter, who agrees, eyes widening, "yes, my crops are DYING of THIRST" before she kicks poseidon as he passes by and demands rain

changbin hears a small, delighted thank you the next morning and pretends hes not smiling like an idiot at it

he fools a grand total of absolutely no one 

but no one comments either bc they cant be bothered or dont wanna face an in-denial binnie

and it's all going well!!! felix's crops are T h r i v i n g and his patients are recovering!!!!!!!

then one day, felix prays to changbin AND minho

minho is aphrodite bye

it's not like felixs not happy with the way things are going, it's just ,,, sometimes hes a lil :( u feel

,,, a lil ,,, lonely 

sue him for wanting a bf bye

yes he loves jisung more than anything in the world and Would Die for him and all that ,,, but he wouldnt mind a bf too ,,, so he prays to minho too!!!

changbin hears it (and knows minho doesnt- minho doesnt like doing things for people if they ask)

so he very very casually strolls over to minho where hes lying upside down on the couch, petting his cat who's sprawled across his chest, purring loud enough that changbin can hear it from outside

he comes in anyway (after knocking, of course, because he is not Rude)

minho knows smth is up but lets changbin ramble

and finally he gets 2 the point

"theres someone praying to me, and he also asked something of u"

"that's nice"

"well would u mind granting his wish"

"no"

changbin is Surprise

"y not"

"dont feel like it"

yike

"why dont u"

"just dont ig haha"

changbin is this close || to slappin him

they go on for a lil while ,,, cb tries to coax minho into it without saying why it's important

minho, the smug bastard, just laughs

finally cb gets Ticked Off and is all fine guess I'll do it Myself

uh oh last time that happened didnt end well

"uhhhhh changbin that's not a good idea, remember last time?"

"nope this time'll be different, and since u wont help him guess I gotta do it myself"

"nononono changbin I'll do it!! I'll make smth happen just dont get involved ok"

but changbin is Stubborn and minho is Too Late

yikeyikeyikeyik

it's been a while since changbins disguised himself as a mortal but he walks down, and into the rough area he knows the voice always comes from

beyond that tho? he doesnt even know the guys name for goodness' sake

hes so engrossed in Concern over his situation what he forgets hes literally walking down a mountain

he trippe and falle yike

there are ppl walking and standing about but none of them seem v concerned

changbin guesses lots of ppl fall down this mountain

he has to remember to make his blood appear red not gold and try to limp when he gets up (is that what happens when humans get injured? he doesnt know)

and to his luck

theres a voice behind him

a very familiar voice

hmmmmmmmmmmm who could it be?

"oh my god, are you ok?"

"y-yeah"

YIK THE VOICE BELONGS TO A VERY CUTE MORTAL

changbin can almost hear minho laughing at him from olympus

the boy has soft brown hair and little dots across his cheeks and big doe eyes and he offers changbin his hand (what is changbin gonna do? say no?)

"are u alright? looked like a pretty bad fall"

"no, I'm ok!!! just got a lil scratched up," changbin says

"oh no!!! ur cuts could become infected if u dont bandage them!!!! here I'm a healer lemme wrap them up for u ok"

"o-ok" 

changbin is. SHAKING

so the boy leads changbin away, through the dusty streets

3 important things occur: 1. changbin finds out his name is felix, 2. felix doesnt let go of changbins hand, and 3. changbin discovers felix is taller than his mortal form

felix bandages him up, and hands him a mug of wine 

it's nice; changbin doesnt often indulge in mortal food and drink, bc he doesnt need it

they talk!!!

felix is so friendly and welcoming changbin forgets where he is for a hot minute

and felix is just. Intrigued. (he knows practically everyone in the village; maybe changbin's a traveler? hes also a lil confused by the fact that changbin shares the name of the god he prays to every night but those things happen n what can ye do)

so felix asks where changbins from, and hes a traveler!!!! that makes sense!!!

"do u have a place to stay? do you know how long ur staying for?"

"nope and nope!!!"

so felix does the obvious thing: "u can stay with me!!"

and yeah this is a guy he met twenty minutes ago so maybe that's not the safest thing to ever happen

but hes also heard stories abt ppl who refused to offer hospitality to ppl who were gods in disguise and met Unfortunate Ends, and changbin is also sweet and handsome and felix thinks this couldnt end too badly, right?

so changbin stays, and he looks around for people he could pair up with felix

the boy wants a bf and changbin is going to get him a bf!!! it's the least felix deserves

but with every time felix cooks him breakfast, every time he brings changbin along with him to the market, with every time the boy smiles, the more changbin wants that bf to be him

felix plays the lyre, and sometimes he sings along with it too

(the first time changbin found this out it was an accident; felix'd been practicing outside so he wouldnt disturb the peace but changbin had heard through the ajar window and for a second thought it was apollo)

every time felix's small tiny adorable little hands start absentmindedly playing at the strings of his lyre, changbin has to stop whatever hes doing to be able to hear 

whipped culture if u ask me

the songs felix sings are all lovely; some are light and cheerful and others are a little darker, sadder, lonelier, and with each one of the latter that felix plays changbin gets the urge to hold him

and one day he does!!!!!!

it's a darker, sadder, lonelier song day, changbin can tell it from the start 

felix acts as lively as ever though, smiles as bright as ever (it's still beautiful)

but felix makes a fire in his fireplace that night and curls up, the light flickering across his face, and he looks so uncharacteristically small that changbin walks right over to him and Gathers Him tf Up in those arms

"hey, what's wrong"

"omg nothing haha"

but changbin is Not Having It, and all he has to do is give felix that look before felix sighs, completely relaxing into changbins arms

"just ,,, kinda feel alone rn"

and then he Panicc "omg that sounded so rude I mean I dont feel alone alone I have u ofc but I mean in a romantic sense of the word I just wan some1 to hold me and never let go u know and"

BINNIES GONNA DO IT YES GET IT B

he takes a deep breath and cups felix's face tilting it up so their eyes meet and felix stops his rambling

"I'd never let go, if you asked me not to"

the good thing abt bein a god is if cb gets rejected now he can just yeet himself right back onto olympus and shut out all his emotions!!

but hes still so nervous for felix's response somehow bc this has grown to be important to him

but!!! turns out!!!!! he has Nothing to Be Nervous About!!!!!

felix's face almost splits with the force of his smile, and he looks so happy that changbin's heart is melting in his chest, and he whispers "I'd like that," before they both move at the same time and then they're kissing

when they break apart, foreheads leaning together, changbin whispers into the space between them "I'm a god, you know. I'm your changbin, the one you've been talking to since jisung got sick. I'm immortal,"

and felix looks at him, looks at the now-dying firelight reflecting back at him in changbins beautiful eyes. it doesnt seem to matter, not right now.

"are you gonna break my heart?" felix asks, and he kind of knows the answer

but changbin takes his hands and says so earnestly "I'm gonna try my best not to" and that's enough for felix