#THERE IS NO LANGUGE TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!

[barbietoiles]

I want to rant about tubbos rp style. I often get annoyed by people giggling about -100 rp points because LISTEN!! This style is UNIQUE and SO COOL!! Everyone loves phils 4th wall breaks why cant tubbo have that?

Theres rules to the universe like "federatoin buildings are protected" and "the mob cap is this number" and "this entity is omnipresent and much too powerful". But tubbo finds a way to challenge all of that and it works!! He breaks the federation protection, he manipulates mob caps, he tells you the stats of essentially god and the exact steps to take it down.

He sees through and into everything. You are just a number of totems and armour durability to him. Creative mode is just another problem to solve. Leveling millions of blocks is a matter of minutes to him and hell still complain about efficiency.

The way he speaks is like he's tearing apart the threads of your reality. He asks you what the guts of god look like and two minutes later hes holding them and gods dead body is at his feet.

Of course admins have to blind him a little and pomme has to tell him off in brackets. Hes insane (synonymous to cool, epic, awesome, outstanding, one-of-a-kind, never before seen, admirable, showstopping).

[cock-ainee]

if you’re still writing (I don’t know how recent your pinned is) then could you do something with Michael Afton? sfw please (if I’ve already asked then just ignore this; I don’t always remember when I’ve asked things lol)

Sure! You sent one long time ago but i had a burnout 😰

Enjoy!

Michael Afton sfw alphabet!

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A is for Adventure: something they haven't done but have always wanted to

Go on a long ass vacation. On the beach, or maybe in the mountains?? Doesn't matter, he just wants to feel like he's alive - if it's with his s/o, even better!

B is for Butterflies: How they act when they're nervous

Michael has a habit of tapping his feet on the ground, and swaying back and forth on his chair. Sometimes he may bite his nails - not a healthy habit!

C is for Crush: what is it like when they have a crush? How do they know/act?

I believe he'd be pretty chill about it - on the outside, at least. He'd be all giggly and acting funny with his crush, hoping to earn their sympathy, or just to make a first move and befriend them!

D is for Date: describe an ideal date for them

Michael would love to spend time outside. Having the job he has, he enjoys every opportunity to just relax on the fresh air. A picnic, or simple walk..? He's up for it!

E is for Essential: what is one thing they could NEVER go without

Coffee. That's understandable. Working night shifts, he depends on the caffeine.

F is for Favorite: a favorite anything- food, place, smell, book, etc.

Michael really likes the pizzeria, and the animatronics, even considering his experiences with them. Those bring back memories of how his family was once happy, and complete.

G is for Giggle: how they laugh/what makes them laugh

Everything. Everything makes him laugh, he's such a goofy guy. And how he laughs?? He either laughs like a stereotypical british person - when he's joking around - OR SO FREAKING SILLY. It's that weirds ass kind of sound that makes you doubt if he's a man and not an alien.

H is for Holding Hands: Do they like holding hands? Are their hands warm or cold? Pinky promises?

He does like holding hands, however has to get used to it. His hands are cold, because come on, he's got to have some minor health problems. And pinky promises..? Yep he's pretty childish in his own way, so i think he takes those seriously.

I is for Inside Joke: something they do that everyone thinks is funny but they don't understand

His complains about work. It's just sitting on your ass watching over a closed pizzeria, right?? Oh you're wrong.

J is for Jinx: Are they Superstitious?

I think yes. Like, not anything too serious, but i think he'd believe in some of those - or use them as a joke.

K is for Kiss: how do they kiss?

He'd be super careful and SHY. Brushing his lips gently over his s/o's, as he cups their face, holding them as they're made of glass. Because they're really dear to him!

L is for Love Languge: what is their love language? How do they give and how would they like to receive love?

He isn't a really touchy feely person from the start. He prefers to give his loved one some quality time together, when he can. What does he like to receive? Words of appreciation. He loves to hear he's doing good and his s/o believes in him!

M is for Meant to be: how/when they know someone is "the one"

If the person he's with doesn't mind his messy life, and doesn't care for money. That's for starters. Then, when they get to know each other better, and the bond grows, he gets just more and more ensured about it!

N is for Nickname: a nickname they would have or their favorite thing to be called

Mikey. He LOVES to be babied.

O is for Organization: are they clean or messy

He's messy! His desk at work, his house, himself.. he is a messy boy. He just doesn't have the time nor patience to keep things all tidy. Come on, he's watching over murderous animatronics!

P is for Pet Peeve: What's something they absolutely CAN'T stand?

Some noises. Like, when he's at home and hears some weird sounds that remind him of his work - like rumbling in the vents, or even just some scrubbing made by a sneaky mouse!

Q is for Quiet: What do they do for peace of mind

He doesn't have a lot of moments like those. He's so stressed and busy at work, the only moments he's pretty peaceful at are when he's napping, or those little moments when he's in his car, driving to work and he relishes in the feeling of driving, sometimes a little faster than he's supposed to.

R is for Rainy Day: Do they like rain? What about storms? How would they spend a rainy day?

He'd spend those happy he can stay home. He mostly sleeps trough the day, but if he found a moment for himself he'd watch something, like a series or a movie, with lots of snacks!

S is for Soft: Describe their softest feature

Oh come on, his face. Especially his eyes. The way they sparkle sometimes make him look like such an innocent little baby.

T is for Telephone: are they a talker or a texter? How often do they use their phone?

He's a talker. He uses his phone quite often - at work, for example. But when he wants to talk with his friends, he also prefers to talk! Also when it comes to his s/o. He loves hearing their voice!

U is for Unique: a random quirk they have

This man's undying eyebags. They're almost like his hallmarks!

V is for Valentine: Are they the type to celebrate or not?

If he's already got someone? Yes. If not, he's just using his free time to have a little drink and cry about not having anyone - but that's when he gets tipsy.

W is for Wholesome: something extremely pure about them that makes you just *uwu*

His mind. Like, mostly his reactions to things are so innocent, and so sweet, you'd believe he really is just a sweet little guy!

(He is, but also isn't..?)

X is for Xenia: How they would entertain a guest/show hospitality

Oh he has LOTS of ways to do that. Mostly he'd keep his guests entertained by throwing jokes here and there. I believe he'd also offer them snacks! That guy LOVES snacks and has a lot of them in his house, prove me wrong.

Y is for Youth: A fond childhood memory they have

The memories of his siblings and his overall family having fun in the pizzeria. The days when everything was alright, and before his life turned into a twisted joke.

Z is for Zzz: Sleep habits. Do they cuddle in their sleep? Talk? What do they dream about?

Oof. This man doesn't sleep a lot beside his s/o. We all know, messed up sleep schedule. But when he does, he's extremely cuddly and snuggly. He's wrapping his arms and legs around them. He's mumbling something, mostly nonsense, because of those weird ass dreams he's having!

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The alphabet is from @heauxzenji !

I hope you're okay with what you received! If not, i can write you a drabble!

As for the other request - i've got two of those, matchups - I'll be taking care of those, it's just that i'm not really having motivation lately 😞