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i havent learned french in a while and the one time i DID last week i got so so mad at learning french through english because WHAT DO YOU MEAN COI IS AKUZATĪVS and i wasnt aware of this. because english got rid of all the cool things about language. so they have to explain grammar in a painfully roundabout way. ANGER

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had a weird moment when i was talking with my brazilian roommate (in french) and his mom (in english) while they were talking to each other (in portuguese) and realized this is a situation requiring specific language skills that i somehow have trained for through watching minecraft roleplay

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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[image id: cub wearing curly fake hair and a beard, as well as a lab coat. /end id]

so apparently for guess the build this man is being cub ross.

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are the speckles of gray in the dirt block beautiful to anybody else

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all of my friends are going to see the minecraft movie. sigh. looking at you H.

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once you realise all your ships are canon if your end goal for them isn’t traditional romance the world becomes your oyster

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Getting into empires as well... really anything that the traffic gang do (thats what theyre called right... i dont know these things :'3)

Maybe im the problem maybe im scared to talk about my interests. My irl friends who talk about the life series with each other with me present did not know im into life series until i told them because i just didnt ever contribute to the conversation.which is honestly very funny, but also kindof like a problem. Do you see

Maybe i will start posting more about hermitcraft... i miss yapping, though i do not miss yapping about lore and analysing characters... I dont know what i want to do but i want to do Something with mcyt :(

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Maybe i will start posting more about hermitcraft... i miss yapping, though i do not miss yapping about lore and analysing characters... I dont know what i want to do but i want to do Something with mcyt :(

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Jaiden: Are we friends, Cucuricho? 🥹 Maybe I'll just sit with- with Cucuruchio for a little bit.

Cucuruchito: We are from Quesadilla Island, a place where various individuals of different backgrounds reside, each contributing–

Jaiden: I don't think this is a "yes" 🙁 This guy's a textbook!

Cucuruchito: –to the community in their own unique way. As an entity assigned by the Federation to maintain order and balance within the Island–

Jaiden: [Talking over it] Oh, he's got teeth! Wait– Cucurucho has teeth!

Cucuruchito: –I ensure everyone's actions are in line with the established rules and guidelines. [Overlapping with Jaiden] Despite not being a resident myself, I have developed quite a connection with the Island and its inhabitants.

Jaiden: [Overlapping with Cucuruchito] Dude, we've got a blabbermouth! We've got a fckin' BLABBERMOUTH here! Dude, I said "are we friends"! 🙄

Cucuruchito: Where are you from, Jaiden?

Jaiden: I dunno!

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writing mcyt fanfics would be 10 times easier if these people just spoke in a normal way but noooo everyone just have to use some peculiar speech patterns

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So we all mocked the Minecraft movie and agreed to not give it money...only for y'all to immediately go see it?

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being tr!tubbo must suck imagine you’re having the time of your life travelling through time and space with your daughter and on one particular adventure your machine fucks up and leaves you stranded on another realm alone away from her and SOMEHOW foolish and badboyhalo are there and STILL having gay sex

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Leftover Sales Announcement!

We will be launching the Chronicles Zine Leftovers sale on April 14th! We have a limited quantity of physical zine books, a limited number of zine bundles, and various single merch pieces available to order! We also will have the digital bundle available to purchase for the entire length of the store being open.

Follow our account for updates and to hear when the store goes live!

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gems videos are so pleasing to watch <3 the intonation and timing of her speaking flows like water in my brain and everything is so down to earth with a simple attitude. beautiful world to live in

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Btw kindergartners love the candy keychain. When we need to wait for the school bus, i let them touch it so they dont start running off. Ik valictini designed it but whoevers idea was to make this i want you to know that like 10 4yr olds love it

YELLING

Got my TRINKETS :D

THERES SO MUCH IN THERE. THE DAPPER KEYCHAIN IS SO STURDY IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IF YOU THREW IT HARD ENOUGH

Thank you @qsmpzine and thank you everyone who worked on this!!!!! The colours are GORGEOUS!!! Despite all the tracking troubles its with me now and im exploding a million times!!!! Never give up!!!!!

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So, um.

I may be starting to get a weeeee bit annoyed with people on the r/Hermitcraft subreddit.

Like, when I made the meme that is still getting an insane amount of notes (holy crap thank you so much I am super flattered), it was understandable that people didn't know what it was in reference to. I went, "ah, probably should have linked Cleo's vid!" and lived and learned, you know?

But Cleo's video has been out for a week. It's only twenty minutes long, and the moment when they and Grian meet up is five minutes into the video.

And like. Grian seems to really want people to see his friends' videos? Like when Gem's snail arrived, he deliberately left that plot thread dangling to be answered in Gem's video. The guy has made an eight hour video showing off the other Hermits' bases. I also highly suspect that one reason Grian is one of the last people to upload collab videos he's in is because his higher subscriber count means his video will automatically racket up to the top of the recommended page, and he wants his friends' videos to get a head start on him.

So the fact that there's this significant amount of Grian fans who won't even watch five minutes of someone else's video to get an answer that Grian left hanging is ... it's just super disappointing, ngl.

And just. Don't even get me started on that "continuity error" comment. I actually had a pretty long response to that on reddit. TL;DR: it's not a continuity error because there's perfect continuity as long as you watch Cleo's video.

Grian does not have to fill in the gaps, that's not his responsibility, nor should it be. The point of a series like Hermitcraft is that you get multiple perspectives. If you're upset that one perspective doesn't show everything, then you shouldn't be watching SMPs.