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Fish! ✨🌊

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on my hands and knees as a guy who doesnt rp and prefers povs that arent rp centric (nothing wrong with them just not as much my... thing.) everyone understands theres different types of tryhards right. like tryhard isnt a one size fits all thing. theres subcategories

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Etoiles: Excuse me, I've got nothing to draw- it's because I'm Arabic?

[A guard punches him]

Antoine: Yes!

Aypierre: Yes.

Tubbo: Yeah, I don't have anything to draw either....

Etoiles: It's because you're-

Antoine: For the same reason, I think.

Quackity: What- wait- I'm sorry, did everyone just ignore what fcking Etoiles said? Did I hear that right?

[Etoiles laughs]

Tubbo: Wait, what did he say?

Etoiles: No, it's okay man.

Quackity: Nothing, he didn't say anything.

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Tubbo dying to a zombie in one shot

Don't mind the bg voice it's Art of War by Sun Tzu which Tubbo was listening to :D

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So a lot of new shit dropped in the latest Minecraft update but obviously I only care about the pigs. Let's discuss breeds!

Starting off with the original pig just because— this little guy's probably a Landrace pig!

They're some of the most standard domestic pigs out there along with Yorkshires, but Yorkshires have perkier ears. Landrace pig ears lay flat much more similarly to our Minecraft pigs!

Next we have the warm pigs. These babies are probably Durocs!

Look how red and beautiful they are! There aren't many common red pigs, so it was really between these guys and Tamworths. Tamworths are an Irish breed, so they don't come from a particularly hot climate. Durocs however originated from Africa from what I researched!

And finally we have the cold pigs. These guys are most definitely Mangalicas!

These guys are like. One of the most prominent breeds with thick creamy hair to keep them warm. They're also Hungarian! They're also my favorite pig breed!!!!!

Hope you learned something new about pigs ^ - ^

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Etoiles: Do you want stuff to be happy? I can give you diamonds, I can give you gold, I can give you emerald blocks, and I can give you a nice conversation between you and me! 😄

Luzu (Arin): what is a diamond for? I want to learn things. merci

Etoiles: Um, ok– It was in 2010, Rihanna started like an album with a song named "Diamonds," and she starts to have a successful career just after the "Diamond," so when I give you diamonds, it means I hope you will have a successful career in this island!

Luzu (Arin): [Places some amethyst]

Etoiles: Oh! That's… That's nice. But it's amethyst, amethyst is useless in this island because you can't craft something with amethyst.

Luzu (Arin): [Stares blankly at him]

Etoiles: [Searches through his inventory] What we want in this island, to be happy, is this. [Hovers mouse over his Dark Metal pieces] Do you know this?

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Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

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Etoiles: I'm going to show you a magic trick.

Etoiles:

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Character summarization of tr!philza btw

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"Smooth pussy 👏"

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DOES THE THOUGHT OF PEEN NUTS AND SCROTUM UPSET YOU?!?!

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Tubbo (drunk in a vc): Oh my god I promise I'm not really homophobic. I literally think guys are kind of cool

Foolish: I'm almost positive you are homophobic

Tubbo: Do you really mean that ?.... I could show you otherwise if you want - oh my god I need to shut up oh my god oh my fucking god kill me

*everyone loses it*

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Nothing can prepare you for the audio in this clip 💀💀💀💀

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he really does just say things without thinking sometimes doesn’t he

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Sorry I'm still thinking about how etoiles said "IN MINECRAFT" in this clip:

Like it's sending me, I just keep imagining this meme when he says it

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Posting the clip here to spread the CritDuo vibe :D