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me clicking on a video from the silliest man in the world: teehee what wacky hijinks await me
world renown block clown mumbo Fucking jumbo: you ever think about how old technology seems to live forever in the suspended state of whatever the newest advancements were at the time. how most technology immediately and fundamentally tells you when it was important and when it was left in the dust. it’s suspended in its era forever, and in that it is perfect.
stagnation is a form of death but nostalgia is cruel immortality. still i find myself locked in pursuit of it until i finally stumble across the undeath of the mechanical. as my hard earned improvement truly begins to pay dividends, surrounded by my opus of change, i will freeze myself in eternal utopia. the only way to never die is to preemptively kill whoever you might become. i will not have a grave, i will not be ashes and dust. i will be a perfect, extant machine.
me: Ok. i dont think this will plague me at all actually. like video.
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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women
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they worship at the altar of hatred 🤣
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ur all that I want and ur all that I need
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I hope this hasn't been done yet
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OH MY POOR FUCKING LITTLE HEART
#oh#i didnt think this would be what he implied lol#i was excited for mumbo jumbo to die of old age and the rest of the season he plays as a chicken#hermitcraft
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Fire, Water, Earth and Air had some extra time to spare, so they formed a club, igniting one another's spark for fighting ~
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gem and joel aka the fast and furious brothers
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I had a dream last night involving this silly ass Mumbo Jumbo plushie and he was so incredible that I had to immediately wake up and draw him so that he may be immortalized
I feel like it's important to note that he's definitely supposed to be one of those little plushies you clip to your bag but he's like twice the size that any of them should be. He was $60 and I bought him immediately upon seeing him.
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Butch Steve x Classic Alex yuri
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
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hey guys reblog my poll pretty please smile i'm curious :3
(oh also if it's anything related to the n64, ie: sm64, you can go ahead and press the nintendo 64 option lmao)
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YELLING

Got my TRINKETS :D
THERES SO MUCH IN THERE. THE DAPPER KEYCHAIN IS SO STURDY IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IF YOU THREW IT HARD ENOUGH

Thank you @qsmpzine and thank you everyone who worked on this!!!!! The colours are GORGEOUS!!! Despite all the tracking troubles its with me now and im exploding a million times!!!! Never give up!!!!!
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first post here, kinda nervous !
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Family of Winner
Traffic tumblr please accept my very first (and late) fanart of the life series.
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