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Is this anything

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extremely funny image of yangdding from quackity's instagram story

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So I’ve been thinking about the way Joel and Grian cut their finale episodes and how different the energy is in each one. Grian said on the Imp and Skizz podcast this week that he really did want to win Wild Life but that Joel had already crowned himself the winner in his own mind and plowed through Grian like he wasn’t there. Looking at Joel’s episode, I believe that’s exactly what happened and that it’s also mostly Grian’s fault.

Grian was clearly on Joel’s side throughout the endgame, especially in Joel’s POV cut. He intervened to save Joel from danger, he promised Joel that he’d sacrifice his life for him. Heck, he came right out and told Joel that it was his turn to win. In Joel’s cut, the arrows Grian is shooting at the end do not seem threatening, any more that Pearl’s effort to take Scar out in Secret Life were more than halfhearted. Joel believes he is the winner because he thinks that Grian has chosen to help him win. With a more cerebral or theatrical player, this might have resulted in a dramatic standoff at the top of the tree where Grian revealed that it was now time for them to have a real fight to the death. But instead it was Joel, high on adrenaline and ready to win, and he clocked Grian right off the cliff before he could so much as begin a monologue.

So yeah, if we’re giving the guy a symbol, we could do a lot worse than “speeding car.”

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I open my archives

And found the most beautiful and majestic picture of Baghera...

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i looked away from sneeg’s stream for one second what the fuck happened

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Tubbo: Etoiles, do you want me to grab you some bits and bobs before you're off or are you just farming?

Etoiles: What? Bits and bobs?

Tubbo: Like some things. Some stuff.

Etoiles: Ah, Ok, Ok. Excuse me. I don't know English like "bit".

(...)

Etoiles: Bro like bite- bite in- bite in French is dick.

Tubbo: Uh yeah- you want- yeah ok ok!

Etoiles: No. No, I don't want some dick I just want to play Minecraft.

(...)

Pangi: If he doesn't want it I would love it.

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Tubbo: Etoiles, do you want me to grab you some bits and bobs before you're off or are you just farming?

Etoiles: What? Bits and bobs?

Tubbo: Like some things. Some stuff.

Etoiles: Ah, Ok, Ok. Excuse me. I don't know English like "bit".

Tubbo: No no no, sorry, I'm actually- I'm evil and I'm full of hate.

Etoiles: Bro like bit- bit in- bit in French is dick.

Tubbo: Uh yeah- you want- yeah ok ok!

Etoiles: No. No, I don't want some dick I just want to play Minecraft.

Tubbo: Yeah, you don't want some dick? You don't want some dick? You don't want some nice cock? No? Oh. Goddamn it, man.

Etoiles: [Laughs] Nah. Nah.

Pangi: If he doesn't want it I would love it.

Tubbo: Oh.

Etoiles: Uhh, ok let me-

Tubbo: Ok, see you later Etoiles! [A lot of phantoms appear] Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Baghera: Hi Charlie! We have to kill people! 😄 We are the mean girls!

Slimecicle: [Laughs] YEAH!! It's in my blood!

Baghera: I'm happy to be a mean girl.

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Mythical Sausage: Oh, Etoiles! You made it right on time! Oh my god, can you sit in his face? Sit in Slime's face!

Etoiles: [Losing it laughing]

Slimecicle: I feel my skill tr- I feel my skill tree going up, dude!

Slimecicle: ...Why does– this happens every server I go on, man. 🏳️‍🌈

Mythical Sausage: Oh, Etoiles! You made it right on time! Oh my god, can you sit in his face? Sit in Slime's face!

Etoiles: [Losing it laughing]

Slimecicle: I feel my skill tr- I feel my skill tree going up, dude!

Slimecicle: ...Why does– this happens every server I go on, man. 🏳️‍🌈

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Baghera: Sneeg, I have to show you something! 😄

Sneeg: Uh oh.

Baghera: You know, sometime I just need to like, put my dick out and smoke a cigarette.

Phil: PILI NO, DON'T COME IN!

Pili: OH– OH MY GOD?? WHAT'S GOING ON?!? OH MY GOD– 😨

Sneeg: Why does all this happen in my house, bro?!

Phil: [Laughs] Oh, what a great first impression!

Baghera traumatizes poor Pili Dtowncat with her "wood" trick.

(Quick note: Pili uses he/him pronouns! I want to clarify that since some new Realm members accidentally used the wrong pronouns for him, and I'd hate to see other folks make the same mistake.)

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She's lost :(

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I find it a little funny how different the PVP backgrounds Clown and Etoiles come from are and how that affects how they interpret PVP. Clown is used to PVP for survival and intimidation and Etoiles is used to PVP for fun and friendly competition. Etoiles asked Clown to PVP without armor and Clown immediately got concerned that Etoiles was trying to trick him and kill him and also assumed that it was to the death. (Etoiles was NEVER implying it was to the death)

Which is really fucking funny because if you know anything about Etoiles that is totally normal friendly behavior for him and he only kills people if he thinks it's in an honorable way.

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My dream would be to have Baghera make her goldfish joke to Tommy

She probably forgot about it but I haven't

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shes smoking a FAT BLUNT right now

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"stop posting butch and femme jack manifold"

no????

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Roscumber: Would you like some sugar? 🍰

Etoiles: [Laughs] Uh, thank you! Thank you for the sugar, it's like… It's a really cool thing, in life.

Roscumber: Oh yes, I love sugar!

Etoiles: Me too. Sugar doesn't love me so much, but I love sugar.

Roscumber: Oh, oh sugar doesn't love me either. 🥲

Etoiles: Oh! You too? You- you are the "D" word?

Roscumber: The D word?

Etoiles: Are you diabetic, or…?

Roscumber: Yeah, yeah! [...] Oh my god wait, that's so cool! I think that makes three of us, Billzo is also diabetic!

Etoiles: What? It's the diabetic server, or…? [Laughs] What the hell. [...] But yeah that was funny, when you gave sugar to me I had PTSD. 😅

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etoiles: is that a big dick on your skin?

foolish: oh no. Oh no.