#THE WENIS IS A DANCE

[a-somewhat-wiser-sicilian]

I had to go back and check because I had a feeling but

Computer... Enhance

My suspicions were confirmed

THAT'S what was filling me with dread this entire time. They not only had the guy who made one of the best horror shorts I've ever seen as a silly character, but as a consultant because they decided they ALSO wanted to do some fucking scary VHS timeloop stuff.

[tarriecat]

This is all I have to say about the wenis:

[thinkabouttheimplications]

Me from now on

[alfredo-zauce]

Everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance

Everybody is a genius

Who knows it in advance

Everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance

Everybody is a genius

Who knows it in advance

[sufficientlylargen]

@samreich in the latest @gamechangershow.

[apolymorphus]

normally time loops freak me right the fuck out but tbh now all I want to do is do the wenis

[stuffydollband]

Truly wild that people are like “Omg! Taylor Swift is including her new music as she tours!” Yeah, bestie. That’s what tours are. Literally it’s the whole point. What would be crazy was if she did the Wenis, because the Wenis is a dance and everybody is a genius who knows it in advance

[cordership]

Friends, Romans, Lovely Contestants, lend me your ears. The most recent Game Changer episode was puzzling, to be sure. But I ask you, what was the theme of the episode?

A time loop.

And what is the unofficial logo of Game Changer?

A LOOP DE LOOP

IT’S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

[foldingfittedsheets]

My beloved doesn’t watch Game Changer but I tell them about it. I referenced Deja Vu and that there was a song but through sheer force of will I’ve never let The Wenis out, even when it’s circling my head nonstop like a shark in a tiny bowl.

But tonight while laying in bed I heard the dulcet tones of Sam Reich come drifting along the air out of the bathroom and I howled. It’s now stuck in both our heads.

[witherbythesword]

if the theory of sam reich being replaced by .. evil wizard dalton reich (and i cant believe i am partaking in this discurse) is true..

i've seen some people asking the question about what those childhood tapes mean. Well i am one of the ancient ones that owned vhs tapes and you know you could replace whats stored on those tapes with overwriting it with new material but it would slowly degrade the quality as the magnetic tape the information is stored on isn't necessarly made to be re-recorded on indefinetly which would also explain the degrading quality of the gamechanger episode.

So my theory is that dalton reich wants to erase sam from history and to do this he is slowly erasing any proof that could hint on sam and dalton being two different people. One thing he appearantly needed to do is overwrite these old vhs tapes of sams childhood.

[sparkedblaze]

am i memeing properly?

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

in the game changer studio straight up knowing it and by it let's just say ... the wenis

[just-for-tonight]

[dramaticpandabear]

I’m surprised Drag!Sam Reich from Thousandaires didn’t have everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius who knows it in advance! Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius who knows it in advance! Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius who knows it in advance!

[lewis-winters]

love doing rewatches of shows that're one step shy of being historical biopics because it makes me feel like I'm in a timeloop.

yes, we're back at the beginning. say good bye to your friend, your father, your family. you're not going to see any of them again as you are. this war is going to strip you of your identity. this has happened before, in ww1, and it has happened before because this is a retelling, and it has happened before because I have seen it all unfold nearly 10 times on my laptop screen.

there is no changing the outcome. you were and are doomed from the beginning.

let's go again.

[gaylordthethird]

Everybody do the wenis the wenis is a dance, everybody is a genius who knows it in advance!