#THE WAY MY DAD COULD TELL SHE WAS GAY FROM LOOKONG AT BER AND VIBES??

[badlandsdeluxeedition]

ok so basically i went to the mall w my friend (who i also have a crush on BUT that’s not the point) and when i get home i get called downstairs by mom and dad and are like “we know your friend isn’t hetero” and then i had to have a LONG talk, some of the topics including if she has a gf, if she likes me, if i like her, etc etc. but i beat the allegations by saying i’m straight and too focused on my academics to worry about romance. long story short i survived