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j0shisamess · 4 months

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behind every gay person is a second, more evil gay person

#fanart #dan and phil #phanart #daniel howell #phil lester #dnp #dan and phil games #THE PHLONDE IS KILLING ME #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure while i was drawing this

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dnphan · 4 months

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HELLLOOOOOOOO????? THE CROPPED SHIRT UNDERNEATH STOP STOP IM FOAMING OUT THE MOUTH

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE “PH”LONDE ERA. WTF???

#this wouldve killed me like a year ago #dan and phil #dnp #phan #dan howell #dan and phil games #phil lester #amazing phil #phlonde

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fer3112 · 4 months

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I swear my mom has the worst gaydar ever. She asked me if Dan and Phil live together, I said yes, she then asked me if they were dating and I said yes, my sister went phannie mode and said 'mom they're married' and my mom made the surprised pikachu face. She also didn't know I was a lesbian after knowing me for 20 years despite me only playing gay media for her. This also proves she does not listen at all when me and my sister yap about them, oh well.

#dan and phil #phan #all this started because i showed her phlonde and she asked me 'wait he wasn't blonde before?' martha why don't you listen to me lmao #she also gets surpised when i tell her a mexican celebrity came out and i tell her i suspected and she goes 'i can't believe it! x is gay?'#mom we watch drag race iwtv killing eve and tons and tons of gay shows and you still don't have a gaydar?

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cashandandrogyny · 4 months

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I am plagued by visions (Dan Howell with a nose piercing)

#milos musings #dan and Phil #dan Howell #PLEASE DAN PLEASE GET A NOSE PIERCING #I WOULD LITERALLY DIE #OUGH #HE WOULD BE THE HOTTEST MAN RVER #phlonde Phil and nose ring Danny would kill me #they would KILL ME #heydanandphil

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breadedwheatfull · 4 months

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philip. lester. getting. that. jacket. from. dan. because. dan. bought. it. for. him. thinking. he. would. look. good. in. it. even. though. it’s. something. phil. might. not. think. he. could. pull. off. I. hate. these. little. fucking. emo. boyfriends.

#dan and phil #phil lester #phlonde kill me oh my fucking god jesus fucking christ

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ahappydnp · 4 months

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phlonde quiff might kill me

phlonde quiff when his roots grow out a bit and he’s got the red squirrel poking through….

#anon ask

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azuphere · 4 months

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your tags about phlonde quiff are killing me! like a little strawberry shortcake! i’m dying! 😂

(x) asdkjkl i'm so glad to hear!! thanku for the validation 😌💙

#like i'll never shut up about phlonde phil actually #and fun fact in those tags i was gonna say strawberry cheesecake. but someONE doesn't like cheese so shortcake it is <3

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