#THE PERFECT LUV TAPE

[luvwv]

LUV

[satorena]

✮⋆˙ I LUV WHEN WE GET FREAKY ON CAMERA !?

featuring. g. satoru, f. toji, g. suguru, n. kento x afab!reader

warnings. cybersex, camgirl!reader, facetiming, onlyfans account, dirty talking, usage of toys, reader wears lingerie, fingering, anal play, consented video taping, feminine pet names, let’s pretend toji has money okay? okay.

rena’s note. big shoutout to my dawgs @screampied ! would’ve suffered a bad writer’s block if not for them <3 ly pooks

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

“yeah baby~ fuck, arch your back just like that—shit!”

you complied to his request, moaning as you arch your back and push your hips backwards, deepening the angle of which your dildo penetrated inside of you.

from your facetime call, you faced the camera and propped your dildo to the wall behind you. you watched as your ass recoiled like waves, flesh bouncing off the wall in hypnotic motions, giving your boyfriend the pov he demanded at the start of this call.

you watched through your laptop screen as your boyfriend held his cock tightly with one hand, his other hand propped at the back of his head. his stomach clenched tightly as he matched your pace with his jerks. your wet squelches filled the atmosphere followed by your moans, arms stretched out to claw at the silk sheets on your bed.

“mmh—fuck baby, wish you were h-here right now,” you whine, bringing your fingertips to your lolled out tongue, coating the digits with your saliva, before slipping them between your thighs to focus on your neglected clit.

drawing figure eights to the bundle of nerves, your cheek smushed against the mattress, face heating and tears streaking down your cheeks.

bottom lip tucked in his teeth, gojo narrows his cerulean eyes to zero in on your figure, the sounds of your creamy pussy rocking back and forth on your dildo, your teary eyes watching him with such want— and fuck if he doesn’t wish this conference meeting overseas would end so he could blow your back out.

“i know, ‘m sorry— hah, princess,” he whines, thumbing his leaking slit as the hand behind his hair starts to grip at his own locks. the stinging feeling reminded him of you and it only turned him on further.

“just a f—few more days, yeah? and i’m all yours, promise baby, wait out for me,” he prods further, upset at the fact he has to reach out to you virtually. even behind the low quality of your camera, you shone like an angel sent from heaven, lashes wet with tears and your lips glistening from your smeared gloss.

you nod your head, before fluttering your eyes close as your gut begins to coil. your limbs grow hot and limp, toes curling and you up the pace of your rocking, the drag of the customized silicone dildo against your velvety walls stretching you in ways that reminded you an awful lot of your boyfriend.

“toru—fuck, i’m cumming!” you arch your back deeper, chest pressed flat against the mattress, fingernails scratching the softness of your sheets.

gojo had been on the brink of an orgasm eons ago, but he held back for you. to him, nothing beat busting a nut at the same time you did. his snowy white hair matted to his forehead, cheeks flushed a pretty red as he now focuses on his stiff cock with two firm hands.

he mimics circular motions you usually do, fighting to keep his eyes open as his orgasm washes over him just from the sight of your cries alone. your body shudders, your own orgasm washing over you from head to toe as you mewl out his name, spraying your juices all over the wall behind you and down your plush thighs.

your back arches outwards and you’re drooling all over yourself but gojo doesn’t think he’s seen anything prettier in his entire life.

“shit—oh fuck, cum for me princess, make a mess all over—ngh, yourself for me—my perfect fuckin’ girl.”

𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈

“welcome back everyone~”

there was something terribly sinful in the way the girl currently clothed in skimpy lingerie, fingers rubbing at her pussy in lazy circles with a dildo to her lips, tip of the toy teasingly grazing at her pink tongue—was also the same girl toji paid money to babysit his kid whenever he was away at work.

toji was no good man. this was definitely wrong on many personal levels, but alas he was still a man, if the way his dick hardened painfully quick at the sound of your honeyed voice alone.

he shifts in his chair, leaning back into it as he palms his hard on through his sweats. he watches with narrowed green orbs as you finally swallow the silicone toy down your throat, the dildo lubed in your saliva whenever it came out of contact from your mouth.

“wishin’ it was your fat cock instead, mmh,” you swirl your tongue around the dildo, before arriving to the tip and latching your plump lips around it.

you simultaneously increase the speed at your folds, fingers soon growing sticky with your essence as the obscene wetness fills the room. you moan around the toy, spreading your lips for the camera while clenching around nothing.

dick long freed from his pants and tucked tightly in his fist, toji groans as he watches your pretty pussy flutter and basically beg for him to fill you up. he hacks up some spit and drips it down on his girthy length, before roughly going back to jerking at his dick.

“i wonder which one of my lucky viewers is gonna get to fuck me next live?” you breathlessly giggle, before lowering the dildo in your free hand to your gaping cunt.

your comments flood with praises and pleasantries, with money flowing in easily—anything to capture your attention and have you notice them. they’re desperate, toji thinks, but realizes he’s definitely no better—hands already moving to donate a much bigger sum than whatever pussydestroyer69 could ever offer you.

“ooh, four bills is a hefty amount,” you tilt your head to the side, your pretty lips stretched in a perfect smile. you giggle when the comments start to insult toji but he’s too far enamoured in the way your free hand now travelled to your breast, groping at the mounds and flicking at your stiff buds.

you return to the regular programming, pressing the tip of your dildo to your cunt, dragging it up and down your wet folds, teasing yourself with your legs spread open for the viewers to see.

“fuck— this feels amazing, mmh, ‘m sooo sensitive,” you whine, applying a small amount of pressure to slightly push the tip in but pull it back out.

this was torturous— your thong pushed to the side to reveal your puffy lips as it leaked your essence. toji let his mind run to how badly he wanted to taste you. he was sure you’d be as sweet as honey, a potent taste on his tongue, and the thought of you face down with your ass up, begging for him to eat you out had his balls tightening with eagerness.

“fuckin’ shit— what a tease.” toji grunts, throwing his head back as he rubs the callouses at his palms against his veiny skin. his hips jerked up in anticipation, feeling his limbs run hot while his thumb circled at his reddened tip.

“y’wanna fuck my gaping pussy? yeah, ‘m all wet and tight just for you— hnng, bet i’d have you cumming quicker than you ever had~” you taunt, and finally push the toy all the way in, moaning at the stretch of the toy at your pussy.

your toes curl and you tighten your hold at your tits, slowly thrusting the dildo in and out of your cunt, the slick sound of the friction enticing toji as he matches your pace, fanged teeth biting down at his bottom lip.

you pout your bottom lip, small whines escaping your throat as you fuck yourself desperately. “feels’good— shit, need you to fuck me daddy!”

call him delusional but he felt you spoke to him and not the rest of these bums, legs opened and pussy clenching down at the dripping toy, as your hips rocked upwards to try and meet the dildo for further pleasure.

the telltale of his dick twitching uncontrollably told he was on the brink of an orgasm, one that has him cursing incessantly and brings sweat to his hairline. he pries his eyes open, refusing to miss out on how your folds get abused by yourself, multitasking between thrusting inside and attacking your clit.

“‘m gonna cum daddy—please lemme cum—ngh!” you plead, and as if some force between the two of you is pulled, you spray your essence all over yourself, slick dripping down your sheets and wetting your lingerie, staining your panties soaked as toji calls out your name, hips bucking into his tight fist as ropes of hot cum are pulled out of him.

“there we go baby—damn, keep creamin’ just like that.”

𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔

“c’mon mama—don’t you let up, fuck, keep bouncin’ f’me.”

you whined some more, thighs aching and trembling from your consistent riding mixed with the added stimulation to your rim from your gifted anal plug. behind you was geto’s set up, computer camera propped as your back faced it, with geto seated at the edge of the bed.

hands planted firmly onto his chest, you stabilized yourself as you continued to rock your hips, dragging yourself up and down on his inches of dick, feeling his hardness stretch out your walls.

“sugu, ‘s too much— shit, want you to fuck me already!” you moaned, leaning your head downward to his broad shoulders, forehead slippery with sweat.

geto chuckled at your neediness, clicking his tongue as he lands a firm slap to your reddened ass. you all but moaned, hips moving back and forth as you clenched your mounds around his cock.

“but baby,” geto complains mockingly, slipping his hand in between your bodies and thumbing at your swollen clit. “y’wouldn’t wanna disappoint your fans, would ya?”

as he spoke, he glanced over your shoulder to check the comment section, as it was filled with numerous donations, praises as well as degradations. the more his viewers donated money to him, the quicker the toy plugged in your ass vibrated.

the triple stimulation had your brain gone to mush, your golden spot brutally toyed with as the foreign but pleasurable feeling in your puckered hole stretched it out, added with the circles at your bundle of nerves, sending shivers all throughout your body.

“uhn uhn,” you shake your head, all but against the idea of ruining his live stream simply because you were tired. more than anything, you wanted to cum, even if it had been in the most torturous way you could think of.

“that’s my good girl,” geto presses his lips at the crane of your head. his praise sends tingles in your belly, core licking with heat. his hands find their way to your ass cheeks, groping the soft mounds as encouragement, the actions causing a shift in the toy to be pushed slightly deeper inside of you.

“f-fuck—don’t do that, i’ll cum!” you complain, arching your chest into his, sensitive nipples brushing into his own.

the creamy mess at the base of his cock clearly accessible to the viewers sent a massive amount of money right into geto’s account and straight to your ass, as you jolted into his hold, clinging your arms around his neck.

“holy shit—one thousand?” geto asks breathlessly, followed by immediate more pinging indicating more donations. “you’re a hit baby—they fuckin’ love this pussy. too bad it’s all fuckin’ mine though, hah,”

you’re flattered by it all, and hit with a final wave of confidence before you’re sure the dam in your gut will snap, you push him back to lay on his bed. geto watches you with a cocked brow and smug smile, baby hairs messily framing his flushed skin.

“oh?” he asks, amused by the sudden turn of events. he never lets go of your hips, instead tightening his hold on you as you plant your feet to the mattress.

you hop up and down, his dick nearly slipping by how far up you rode him, with your palms pressed against the plane of his abs. feeling tears build up at your lash line, you moan and wail, dick penetrating deep into your cunt deliciously.

“fuckin’ ride this dick, ‘s all yours mama—shit, gonna make me cum all inside that pretty pussy, mmh. give it all t’me,”

it doesn’t take much between his constant praising, the slickness of your wetness around his cock and the additional vibrations to your ass to have you cumming hard around him. you clamp your walls down, momentarily pausing your riding as you let it take over your entire body.

geto comes through, hips bucking upwards to further your orgasm and you’re sure you momentarily blacked out, eyes rolling to the back of your head as your tongue lolls out of your mouth.

“what a pretty fuckin’ face baby, all mine. goddamn, ‘s too bad your biggest fan won’t get to see it— ain’t that right, satoru?”

𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎

“k-kento—oh fuck daddy, ‘s so fucking deep!”

his wrist ached as he worked his way up and down his cock, tip throbbing an angry red. he watched himself hold your waist with one grip of his hand, the other propped up to film the lewd scenery, capturing you in all your glory.

nanami maintained a steady focus, pistonning into your cunt at a ruthless pace, a ruthless angle, and judging by the sound of your broken moans, he was thrusting into that spot that had you seeing stars and slurring your words.

on the screen showed you face down with your ass up, hands bind by his tie behind your back, face planted into his bed as he fucked into you passionately. your pussy gripped onto his cock greedily, sucking him in as the ripples of your ass bounced on his pelvis.

“my perfect girl, fuck, keep taking it just like that.” his large hand held at your waist firmly, bottoming out just to pull out all the way to where your lips latched at his tip, coating his dick in your creamy essence.

his hand made it to the top of his shaft, and when the screen presented him an erotic view of both your body fluids— semen, juices, sweat— sticking between both your damp skin, where you lowered yourself on his cock and where he pushed forward to fasten the process, his thumb grazed over his slit tauntingly, the same way he’s seen you done it dozens of times.

it’d never occur to him that watching himself plow into you would turn him on so, but you were so far away and he was immensely turned on.

his button down now unbuttoned, his chest heaved up and down as he panted heavily, sliding his other hand down to cup at his balls, the way you’ve done to him so many times. he winces at the feeling, dick painfully hard as it twitches in his hold.

“holy fuck— my perfect fuckin’ girl, shit.” he groans, narrowing his eyes to focus on the hypnotic sight that had his erection crying impossibly further.

the sight of you unable to do anything but take his dick like the slut you were made to be for him had him curling his feet and thighs tremble rather quickly. your fingers twitched as you begged him to free you, to let you touch him, but all that resorted to was your ass getting slapped for your disobedience.

“behave princess.” nanami warned you while rubbing his hand at the reddened skin, and you whined a ‘m so sorry daddy but obeyed nonetheless, and whatever kink triggered in nanami activated, as he jerked off faster, desperate to chase that release.

in the video, nanami pulled his dick out momentarily, causing you to cry out at your pussy’s emptiness. lowering the camera to your abused cunt, your pink walls gaped and clenched around nothing, practically calling out for him to fill the void. he chuckles behind his phone, before grabbing at his cock and lining himself at your entrance, teasing your folds by dragging his tip up and down before bottoming out again.

“fuckin’ hell, i need you right now,” nanami cussed, wanting nothing more than to feel your warmth around his cock instead of his own hand, to feel you clamp and suck him into your pussy, to have you squirt on his cock and still beg him for more despite your sensitivity.

between the pornographic sight of your cunt clenching down on his cock, your asshole winking at him, the recoil of your ass onto him and the sinful arch of your back, nanami soon painted his fist white in his cum, head thrown back as he was overtaken by an orgasm.

“damn it—shit, just like that princess—keep gripping onto me, gonna fill that pretty pussy full of my cum.”

yes, gojo was the generous donator on geto’s live stream. pervert

[vixen7243]

Undivided Attention: Like a Dream

TF141 X AFAB!Reader

Masterlist | Snake in the Garden | Team Bonding

Tag list 🖤: @jenniferpendragon @amyg1509

CW: Some gruesome moment of pain (?)

Waking up to arms being wrapped tightly around you and snoring, drowning out the faint whisper of hushed tones you huffed slowly stretching your limbs and carefully turning so as to have a little more room. Lifting your head you looked down the length of the bed and saw Johnny and Simon re-removing their shirts before looking at you, Johnny giving you his cheeky smile, “Hey there bonnie.”

“Hi.” Your voice was hoarse and scratchy from sleep as you started sitting up twitching slightly at the strain on your back, “God.”

“Need a hand luv?” Reaching out and grabbing onto Simon’s outstretched hand you let him tug you up and to the foot of the bed. His other hand grabbing onto your waist to steady you as you gasped looking down at your thighs.

“Jesus.” Both men looked down, the sight of their mixed cum from the night now on your thighs, your bed still wet from you cumming had you blushing. “Don’t look.” Trying to use your free hand to cover yourself you stumbled off the bed till Johnny made his way to your side.

“No need to be embarrassed, Bonnie, only natural.” If he didn’t have such a charming smile and the look in his eyes didn’t make your knees weak and want to redo last night you’d push his face rolling your eyes.

“Why couldn’t you guys at least wipe me down?”

“Cause now we can share a shower.” Trying to not smile at Simon you walked into your bathroom, looking at your shower you were a little nervous on how this was even going to work, your shower was barely big enough to fit two people let alone two big ass guys and yourself. As you turned on the water and made sure it got to the perfect temperature Johnny and Simon stripped down before Johnny turned you around shocking you and picking you up, your legs wrapping around his waist, they squeezed in and Simon got to working lathering your washcloth with soap before washing your back, neck, arms, peeling them from around Johnny’s shoulders then your cunt. You were otherwise preoccupied with Johnny, who had connected his lips with yours kissing you tenderly and sweetly, his hands gripping your ass. He groaned as he could feel Simon’s hand in the washcloth bumping his cock and your hips moving whenever the cloth would graze your clit. 

As Simon hooked his arms under your knees Johnny guided you to lean back into Simon’s chest as he then took the washcloth from Simon and wiped down your legs and front as Simon held you and kissed along your neck and shoulders humming against your skin. 

As the three of you enjoyed a slow shower, tender touches, sweet kisses and lingering glances, John and Kyle went to their rooms to shower quickly after reading the note that Simon left on the desk for them. Meeting up together in the rec room they went to an abandoned training building on the edge of the base, “How the hell did she even get into our barracks?”

“Someone must have forgotten to lock the doors, we also weren’t really planning to take the route that we did.” John said, closing the doors behind himself and Kyle, “But thankfully our girl is more than understanding and loving enough to listen to us and give us a chance.” Eyes hardening as he glanced at the tied up and duct taped Angie, she looked frantically between the two men, tears cascading down her cheeks, one black eye, nose bleeding, and a knife stuck in her thigh.

“Wouldn’t have had the mess if this slag listened in the first place.” Her muffled whining as she tried to thrash and shake her head, “What?”

Ripping the tape from her mouth, she cried out before huffing, “Please, I won’t say anything just let me go! I don’t deserve this! I didn’t do anything!!”

“You made our girl question her standing with us. Made her question our love and loyalty to her. You overstepped time and time again with us when we’ve always told you not to touch us and to respect our boundaries. You’ve made shitty jabs and comments about her. Because of you, we almost lost her.” John leaned close to her face as she looked horrified back at him, “You deserve everything that’s coming your way and then some.”

“Bonnie said she was going to be busy in the clinic for a bit but she’ll meet up with us at the jeeps so we can get lunch later.” Johnny and Simon walked in, Simon glaring at Angie who screamed at the top of her lungs when she saw the door open, hoping, praying that someone heard her.

A loud slap shut her up as John used every ounce of his strength to strike his hand across her cheek when she screamed. “We can’t be too long, we still will have to dispose of her and you’ll need to write up that she’d gone AWOL.” Simon said, arms crossed tightly over his chest as she looked shocked at all of them.

“You’re seriously going to kill me because of her?” New tears started falling as everything was settling in that she was truly going to die. “Why can’t you just transfer me? I swear I won’t tell anyone what you guys ha- AAAAAAAAH!” Johnny had twisted the knife that was in her leg before ripping it out of her leg at an angle widening the slit before stabbing her knee and twisting, digging in and through.

John grabbed a fist full of her hair and yanked back, she looked up at him, fear imprinted into her features, “If you were even close to lucky enough for us to consider of transferring you we know your loud mouth would spill everything before you even settling in where you would get dumped off at.”

“No point in us wasting our time tracking you down and finishing what we’ve started at a later date.” Kyle said, voice flat and void, uncharacteristically. 

—-- 

You happily sat between Kyle and Johnny, fingers laced with Kyle as his thumb ran over your knuckles looking at him smiling sweetly as he kissed your hand. Lunch was bliss as Kyle sat by you the whole time trying to keep all your attention on him using his charm to his full ability feeling proud whenever you would blush and try to hide your face in Simon’s shoulder. The day ended on a wonderful note, due to mostly that you did see even a glance of Angie all day. As the days went by, you grew more and more comfortable with them all again, everything going back to how they once were. 

John even let you come on missions again, of course you were to be glued to someone's side at all times and you didn’t fight on it, following orders to the letter pride and happiness making you shine when John would praise you for doing as you were told. They also dedicated every Sunday to you, all attention was on you, they catered to your every wish and command, praise and love poured into you the moment you wake up till the moment you fall asleep. Of course if for any reason during the week that they picked up on something being wrong with you they dropped everything to listen and take care of you. They always checked in with you before you had a chance to check in with them. You all even talked about your relationship when at home, the one that was mostly farther than the rest was Johnny, but you all agreed that after your next deployment depending on how things went with your comfortability this time home they were looking for a home that was big enough for all of them to live together.

Of course everything went smoothly and a month before they were due to go home they all were looking up houses, Johnny did ask if they could find something close enough to his family which everyone was fine with. In no time they bought a house, listed it under your name and everything else, the guys refused to let you use a dime in purchasing the place and claimed they were going to give you everything you need and let your money be for spoiling yourself instead. Meeting Johnny’s family was nerve wracking but they accepted you instantly and didn’t question the broad relationship you had with everyone and were just happy that Johnny was happy and that you loved him. Kyle’s family was invited to visit you guys to meet you due to the fact that they were more spread out and weren’t local like Johnny’s family and they also embraced you and the guys. John’s family was more questionable on the relationship but John had your back through and through when they would try to poke and prod you, whispering behind your back. Through every family meeting, Simon stuck close to you like he was your shadow, his hand always somewhere on you, he had told you long ago of his lack of family and you knew it was hard on him. You always leaned close into him when his fingers would tighten into you a little more when things would get to be a little much for him. He felt his heart swell every time you would check in with him, asking if he was okay, needed a break, fresh air, or if he would want to go home or send everyone away.

When you got pregnant you didn’t hesitate to put in for early retirement which John understood and gratefully signed. You all lived out your days happily, building your own family, living your dream life, after another 3 years John retired relishing in being a father, Johnny and Kyle retired around the same time finding little jobs in town to keep themselves busy. Simon stayed enlisted the longest, until he came home early one night, phone a few weeks prior broken and unable to stay in contact heard you bawling your eyes out, the guys trying to comfort you and reassure you that he should be okay. His heart shattered when you voiced your worries that he could be dead and no one was telling them anything, that his daughter won’t have her father. Walking in and holding you that night he decided enough was enough and that you guys needed him more and that you all were enough for him to stay home.

All in all, you never stopped doting on your men, even when your kids were born, you learned early on that you had more than enough love and heart to give, and what you felt you lacked, the guys always reassured and filled for you. They never stopped their tradition of Sunday’s being about you, teaching their sons and daughters it as well, you never again felt unappreciated, they always took the best care of you and life became like a dream.

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Yaaay! Pretty. Happy. Sweet. Loving. Just right. Hope ya'll enjoyed.

[supercap2319]

Enzo teases and fucks y/n rough and he ties damon up and makes him watch as punishment for killing maggie

"Please, Enzo. You don't have to do this." Y/N begs as the vampire was behind him, teasing the buttons of his shirt open and began to play with his nipples. Y/N let out a moan as Enzo smiles. He was going to enjoy this.

"Oh, I know I don't have too, luv. I want to." Enzo whispered in his ear as he nibbled on it, working the human into a frenzy of horniness.

He was going to make this little human beg for him. Beg for him to fuck him right in front of his own boyfriend. His former best friend, Damon Salvatore. He helped him out of his shirt and began to peel his pants off until he was in his underwear for Enzo.

"You look so good like this, luv. So, slutty. So ready to be taken and fucked hard."

Y/N blushed and whimpers for him.

Enzo bends h. over the table and sees Damon, who is currently tied down with vervain ropes and duct tape over his mouth. There's a fire of hate in his blue eyes as he glared at Enzo. He turned Y/N around and looked into his eyes. "I want you to beg for me to fuck you. Say I'm better at fucking you than Damon when I enter you." He compelled him.

Y/N nods as Enzo turns him back to his original position and pulls Y/N's pants down. "Ohh, fuck. Please, Enzo? Please fuck me."

"As you wish, mate." Enzo pulled his pants down and lined up his cock with his hole before pushing it inside. Y/N gasped and moaned for him as Damon struggled against his bonds. He hated this. He was going to kill Enzo for touching what was his.

Enzo started off nice and slow as he was enjoying this. "Shit, mate. You're so tight. Tighter than a pussy." This was revenge for Damon killing Maggie. For leaving him. For not saving him. "Tell me.... Can Damon fuck you this good? Hm? Is he better than me?"

"No! You're so good Enzo! You're so much better than Damon!" Y/N moans.

Perfect. He fucks him hard and rough while Damon helplessly watched.

[glitter-alienz]

pretend like i didnt post this AFTER the poll ended (i was baby sitting) but look at them! ov splinter is super short (shorter than all of his kids) so i draw my pathetic old man with caught in the web splinter cuz i thought the hight difference would be funny:3

theyre talking about whatever old people talk about these days lol. look at how much tape is on splinters cane (it went through a lot) its gonna fall apart at any moment and he WILL fall on his ass

caught in the web splinter is so fun!! i enjoyed drawing him. i luv spiders sm (caught in the web by @gelu-the-babosa-multiversal) i reallyy wish i posted this earlier but i wanted it to be perfect @tmntausummit

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love ❤

Thank you George!! shoutout to @ginabaker1666 for sending me this too, love you guys! <3

I've decided to choose individual chapters and one-shots for this, cause i can't choose between whole fics 😭

(in no particular order)

'I Stayed There' Chapter 6 - I love this chapter, I'm still proud of it more than 2 years after writing it. It was a challenge for me to write a chapter that was all set in one place and just dialogue, but the chemistry between Eugene and Anna just made me FERAL - getting to write their relationship was such a treat.

a perfect shame - yes i only wrote this two days ago WHAT OF IT. Kit McKenzie's mind is a place only god's bravest soldiers can go <3 Seriously though i am so so happy with how this one turned out. It's heavier than my usual stuff, but I'm super proud of it as a reflection on Kit's character

'Better Off' Chapter 3 - THIS CHAPTER'S SILLYYY. Susie and Benny are just so fucking useless in this chapter, and it's one of the only things I've written that can always make me smile no matter how many times I reread it.

tape - shoutout to this piece because no one read it but i still like it so idgaf. thea graves you are so beautiful to meeeee!!!! something something realising you're fallible and vulnerable and no longer in control of your fate and how do you cope with that. i luv her

'Just Come Home' - said i wouldn't include a whole fic but I DON'T CARE. this was the first fic i ever finished in this fandom, probably the first fic I've ever finished in my life that I was actually satisfied with. It's not the best thing I've ever written, but I'm still super proud of it, and it holds a special place in my heart

[scarfwrites]

Birthday Fiasco

❅Summary : It’s you and your brother’s birthday! Oikawa and Iwaizumi along with both teams planned a party for you three. Knowing the five of you it will definitely be a fiasco. Maybe this year it won’t end in a fiasco? Oikawa’s probably gonna get a butt before that happens.

❅Genre : Fluff  / Crack

❅Pairings: Iwaizumi x Reader (Platonic)

                    Oikawa x Reader (Platonic)

                   Miya Twins x Reader (Platonic)

❅Warnings: extreme crack

❅A/N : By time i’m posting this it’s prolly after the twins’ birthday but made this fic just for them cuz i luv them

This is set when they are 16

Part of The Troublesome Five Series

It was about to be your birthday along with your brothers. It’s always a perfect party that ends in a fiasco so usually you’d insist on having a party and rather just a normal get together. But no, your parents and Oikawa and Iwaizumi’s parents made it their goal to make a party for the three of you that doesn’t end with a disaster. Luckily for them this year they have the teams of Inarazaki and Seijoh to help them now. They told you that this year they finally agreed to not having a birthday party for the three of you though you knew that was a complete lie but decided to play along. After all, maybe this year it won't end in a fiasco? Oikawa’s probably gonna get a butt before that happens though.

Currently the two teams were in Oikawa’s house to discuss what to do on your birthday without ending it in a fiasco for the sake of all of your parents.

“What happened on their last birthdays anyways” Suna asked curiously

“Well if we told you all 14 of their birthdays we’d be here all day so we’ll just say the most disastrous ones” Oikawa sighed as he got a billboard full of pictures of your previous birthdays

“On their 10th birthday our parents took us sledding, long story short we crashed into the middle of nowhere and almost got eaten by wild animals. On their 5th birthday they took us to an amusement park and we got lost and they couldn’t find us until 12am. Not as bad as their 8th birthday when we tried letting them use fireworks only for it to end up crashing into the yard and setting the house on fire. Those are just some examples, there's worse ones” Oikawa continued as he pushed the billboard away.

“Y’know i don’t wanna be that guy but making a party that doesn’t end in a disaster seems impossible especially considering it’s the triplets” Matsun sighed

NO! IF THIS DOESN’T END IN A FIASCO WE GET 10,000 YEN EACH!” Oikawa yelled angrily 

“Fine I’ll do it for the money” Maki rolled his eyes

“It doesn’t have to be a grand party just a normal birthday that doesn’t end in a disaster” Iwaizumi said

“I think Oikawa dating Y/N is more likely to happen” Kita said nonchalantly

“Eh seems like a win for me” Oikawa shrugged

“And a loss for Y/N, you and her brothers? Yeah it’s definitely gonna be hell for her”  Matsun chuckled as Oikawa glared

“Whatever, let's focus on the bigger picture here!” Oikawa said using pointing his stick at the board

“A perfect party that will never happen? How about we get you a bigger butt?” Maki deadpanned as the others chuckled while Oikawa glared angrily

“Their previous parties were all unnecessarily extra right? Why don’t we just plan a simple party?” Kita suggested

“Well it’s better than Trashykawa’s stupid idea of taking them to an ice skating rink WHEN IT’S OCTOBER” Iwaizumi scoffed as Oikawa pouted

“How about a picnic? I don’t think that could go wrong and it’s pretty simple” Aran said

“If it’s the triplets anything can go wrong” Suna sighed 

“Let’s just strap their hands with tape so they can’t destroy anything” Matsun said sarcastically earning a laugh from Maki

“ALRIGHT LET’S GET THIS STARTED!” Oikawa yelled as everyone got to work 

After they discussed it with your parents and their parents they all agreed a simple birthday party would be very easy and would definitely not turn into a disaster. You three weren’t picky afterall you all didn’t even want a party but because your parents insisted on making one party that doesn’t end in a disaster it’ll probably stop them from having parties. They decided the party spot will be behind the backyard of your house near a couple of trees. The gifts were prepared a few days before your birthday and your parents made some delish and refined food. It was now the day of your birthday and everyone in Seijoh was setting up the party.

“Alright do we have the distractors?” Oikawa said on a walkie talkie

“Yeah yeah I’m here with Y/N but you better pay me half for all her expenses” Iwaizumi scowled though when he turned to look at your excited expression from seeing all the clothes it made him smile softly

“Didn’t you say that it would be her birthday gift!” Oikawa retorted

“Are you that stupid? This is Y/N she’s bound to buy the whole store” Iwaizumi said angrily

“Fine whatever, just keep her busy!” Oikawa said as Iwaizumi let out a small tsk before ending the call

“Why are you even talking in that thing it doesn’t even work” Makki said giving Oikawa the stink eye

“Yeah you’re literally holding a phone in your other hand” Matsun facepalmed

“Just shut up and go do the decorations while I call the others” Oikawa said his hand making a go away motion as the team sighed

“They seem to be taking it very seriously” Kindaichi chuckled nervously

“I mean didn’t they say that their parents want a party that doesn’t end in a disaster?” Yahaba asked setting up some ribbons

“Sounds impossible” Kunimi nonchalantly said as he laid down the food

“Hey! That’s not the spirit! We are definitely gonna make this a perfect party!” Oikawa said waiting for a response on his phone 

“If it does become perfect I’m getting most of the profit” Maki smirked

“WHAT WHY?!” Oikawa yelled

“Well duh Y/N likes me more than all of you” Maki rolled his eyes

“Nice joke too bad It’s clearly me” Matsun faked a laugh

“You two make me sick. It's obviously me! This is literally my plan!” Oikawa said angrily

“Uh no most of this isn’t even your plan” Maki scoffed as Oikawa as about to retort back but got interrupted by his phone

“Hello? Are the other two there?” Oikawa asked

“Yeah we’re currently at the restaurant to have the team breakfast I planned” Kita said straightforwardly

“Oh! Is that the flatass? Lemme talk to him” Tsumu yelled from across the table as Tsumu snatched Kita’s phone earning a sigh from him

“EXCUSE ME!?” Oikawa yelled loud enough for everyone at the table to hear

“What? It’s true! You weren’t blessed with a butt as good as any of us” Tsumu said as both of the twins try to hide their laughter

“WHY YOU LITTLE–” Oikawa said but quickly got interrupted

“Alright that’s enough goodbye” Kita said quickly ending the call

“Awww I still wanted to talk to him” Tsumu sighed quickly going back to the menu

“You should’ve let them continue would’ve been funny to show Y/N” Suna said stopping the recording on his phone

“For you, I don’t think she’d find it funny though” Aran sighed

“Let’s just order. I wanna see what you all planned for my party!” Tsumu said excitedly

“Your party? I think you mean our party” Samu said glaring at Tsumu

“Eh I don’t know only the handsome triplet gets a party” Tsumu scoffed

“Then your party’s at a dumpster” Samu scoffed back as they glared at each other

“Alright that’s enough we’re gonna order now” Kita said calling a waiter

Though it sure took a while for them to order as the twins were making it pretty hard for not only themselves but also the waiter which Aran and Kita apologised profusely for.

“If Y/N wasn’t included in their birthday I’d be ruining it” Oikawa huffed in anger

“Yeah yeah enough of your baby tantrums help us get this up this tree” Maki said trying to put a string of flaglets on the trees

“Whatever” Oikawa said as he went to go help Maki and Matsun

Back to you and Iwaizumi who agreed to buy anything you want as long as it was in his budget. You promised him you wouldn’t get carried away which made him worry though not for long as you actually were looking after your spendings.

“Do you think this looks good on me? You said showing off the outfit” you picked

“Anything looks good on you but yeah it does” Iwaizumi said as he sat down on a chair

“Thanks but I want to know which one’s better since i can’t decide on both” you said looking at the two outfits you picked

“Buy both then I don’t mind” he smiled at you 

“Are you sure you don’t want me to pay for at least some of these?” You asked giving him a worried look

“It’s your birthday Y/N I insist” Iwaizumi said giving you a soft smile which made you blush

“Ok then” you said getting in line

“You aren’t gonna buy anything else? That’s pretty unlike you” Iwaizumi chuckled 

“I can spend less if I want” you pout as Iwaizumi laughed 

“Yeah I know just teasing you” He smiled looking at you

“We don’t need to have a perfect party but you know mom and dad” you sighed as he chuckled

“You’re already spending so much on me Zumi, thanks a lot” you smile brightly as he blushed

“It's really no problem” he smiled back nervously

As you got out of the store Iwaizumi insisted on buying ice cream for you no matter how many times you refused. You both decided on sharing one as you really didn’t want him to spend all his allowance on you.

“You sure you can carry all this” you asked concerned

“Anything for the birthday girl” Iwaizumi smiled

“EW BARF” you heard your brother yell 

“I didn’t expect them to be here” you sigh

“THERE WILL BE NO FLIRTING ON MY WATCH ESPECIALLY ON MY BIRTHDAY” Tsumu said grabbing you away from Iwaizumi while also glaring at him

“It wasn’t even flirting” you scoffed

“I saw it with my two eyes it was most definitely flirting” Samu glared as you rolled your eyes 

“YOU EVEN SHARED AN ICE CREAM?!” Tsumu gasped 

“What are you two even doing here anyways” you said pushing them away

“I took them out for breakfast” Kita said as he walked towards the four of you

“Oh! I didn’t hear about that” you said tilting your head

“I’M NOT DONE—” Tsumu said but got cut of from Iwaizumi smacking his head as he yelped in pain

“I’m guessing we’re all done here so let’s go back home!” you said excitingly

“Wait you need to see what happened earlier” Suna said handing his phone to you as you played the video

The video showed Tsumu and Samu fighting over the last piece of a dish. You thought it seemed typical until the part where the dish was thrown into the waiter’s clothes when he tried stopping their bantering. The waiter then yelled as the food not only stained his clothes but also knocked over the coffee he was holding which spilt on his pants to which he yelled in agony. A security guard rushed in and told them to leave. You let out a huge gasp

“Oh shit we’re fucked” Tsumu gulped nervously as he whispered

“You think I don’t know that?! It was your fault anyways” Samu angrily whispered back

“My fault?!” Tsumu gasped before quickly looking at you

Suffice to say the two of them got a harsh scolding and some ear pulling on the way home. The whole team laughed seeing you three banter as Suna recorded it for blackmail purposes. You all arrived at your house but before you entered the backyard you three were asked to close your eyes which the three of you did. You three were slowly walking towards the backyard holding each other's hands until you heard the word.

“SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” You hear everyone yell as the three of you open your eyes. You saw all the pretty decorations and gifts and smelled the lovely aroma of all the food prepared on the mat. Your parents ran towards the three of you to hug you all.

“Woah I’m surprised it’s not as big as our previous parties” Tsumu chuckled

“Well all the previous parties that failed were all fancy ones so we decided on a simple one” Oikawa said

“Well let’s get to it” you smile excitedly

The smile quickly faded when you heard a flash of thunder and the sound of rain pouring down

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?” Oikawa yelled

“Well at least it wasn’t the triplets who turned it into a fiasco” Iwaizumi sighed

“THE FOOD’S GONNA GO BAD” your mom yells

“QUICK GET THE DECORATIONS AND GIFTS”  your father yelled as he got some of the decorations and ran to the house

Not only were you all soaking wet, the food spoiled from the rain so you all had no food to eat. So your parents decided to get food delivered

“Guys they said the pizza’s gonna be late because the streets are flooded” your father said

“Great we planned a simple party that would’ve gone well if it weren’t for the stupid weather” Oikawa huffed crossing his arms

“I told you all already we don’t need a party just us being here is enough” you smiled

“Yeah! Even if the flatass is here It’s still fun” Tsumu chimed in as Samu nodded

“Let’s just salvage what’s left” your mom said tiredly

“Time to open my presents!” Tsumu said grabbing one

“Uh, who gave you permission to open it first?” Samu said glaring at Tsumu

“Yeah youngest goes first” you said trying to open one of your gifts  

“Nuh uh Oldest goes first” Tsumu retorted trying to rip open his present

“Nope the one who cooks your lunches” Samu scoffed trying to untie the wrap his present

You all continued to fight over opening gifts until the food arrived. Sure the party turned into a mess but you three fighting and making it into a mess was always the fun part. Maybe they should just make parties for you three to ruin as chaos was Miya family’s specialty.

[seagurnie]

"TAPES, FALSE PROMISES, LUV U"

Once again she is advancing the tape that she promised to make public, bc she wants YOUR MONEY, to make u instigated to buy the tape

"ah I'm tired of this community, full of hate, I didn't lie to get anything in, things happened..." hmm, that's funny, things always happen, don't they? always putting it off, putting it off, who's to say that whoever buys your "magic tapes" won't put it off until the last minute?

I have a tip, delete your blog full of false promises making money off of other people's desperation, stop playing the victim

I've been warning u about this for months, yours see a performance of Regina George in this community and you're going to adore it as if they were goddesses, she promised to post a tape "PERFECT, WONDERFUL, THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD, U WILL ENTER THE VOID WITH HER" to instigate the idiots and make more money.

I have only seen this blogger's behavior and it has really irritated him, he sees someone deceiving others with false promises, because he knows that there are many people here desperate to manifest

[sillydollamber]

Too dumb or too busy rubbing that little pussy because of all the attention you’re getting???

Those udders sound absolutely perfect to tie up. We could wrap them tightly in rope and then see how much pain we could inflict on them until you’re begging me to stop through the duct tape and panties while you’re chained up in my basement

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[drogba-prospect]

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GERVAIS

[blastikmusik]

sunny side down 602

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[itslittleuzi]

uzi in “heaven” by marc jacobs

[tt2rocks]

Lil Uzi Vert (1776) Colorized

[rihannaseuphoriaburner]

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[shadisnotarealboy]

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Song: HELLSTAR by Shadrach Bwoy feat. Lil Uzi Vert