#THE LOVABLE SCUMBAG!

[psalacanthea]

I miss Johanna Constantine

[tteokdoroki]

aali!!! yes weird girl's older sister knows that college boys are scummy and stinky 🤢 and what if what if!!! she had history with someone like that and!!! its yuuji's former scumbag older brother sukuna 🥹🥹🥹 (i mean if he exists in this au) (*sighs*i think of your au atleast twice a day 🥹🥹🥹)

STOP!!! because when you sent the first ask i literally thought about this but i was like .. IS THAT WEIRD?? now i know, no !! no it’s not !!

sukuna is part of the reason that yuuji takes his academics so seriously :(!! he wants to do his (former scumbag) big brother proud after looking out for him his whole life !!

imagine like older sister’s suprise when she sees yuuji and gets like war flashbacks to her college fling with sukuna 😭 starts questioning poor yuuji and treating him as though he’s just like his slimey older brother who broke big sister’s heart!!!

imagine your surprise when you find your sweet and lovable boyfriend is related to the man that your sister cried over for years and not being able to believe that they even share the same blood.

yuuji has to put in the extra work to prove that he’s a good guy!!! and definitely has some choice words for sukuna after reevaluating all the talks they’ve had about girls - brother to brother hehe

[rainbow-neko-artblog]

@lazykittycoffee

I'm not sure what youve seen and what you havent- so really its up to you to scroll through my blog and see what i've posted about polyverse- I've thought about making it its own blog- but then i would also feel compelled to try and make a mod again and after how badly the first time went I think i'd rather die then give myself any urge to repeat that.

Polyverse Garcello was rped and mostly written by my beloved partner @colliewolf ! But we were all BIG Garci fans so little to say he played a BIG part in a lot of Polyverse lore-

His whole thing was due to the circumstances of his whole general life, his magic cigarettes were part of a deal he made with a demon named Austin in order to keep himself alive- who was a scumbag in the sense that he fed off pain and had a whole office dedicated to making shitty deals like this, but I REALLY LIKED HIM cause i gave him a fairy assistant named Bloo who was a little snitch and aughngdhugu i loved them

Eventually Garci met Bf and even though part of the deal was killing folks- he didn't wanna do that. Bf and him bonded a shit fuck ton in that alley, mostly cause BF is CODED to be extremely lovable, little dudes of a failboy magnet- so he doesn't- so his clock runs out on his deal and he passes away. Thats it right? WRONG! Because Bf is an Angel, just like DD as a Demon, he has the ability to revive Garcello. Which he does. Accidently. Because he didn't know he was an Angel yet, he just wanted Garcello back- big woops but not that bad of a woops i guess.

Garcello being around let us interact with him and incorporate him more into the story- like being foster siblings with Eric(Polyverse Spirit) before the video game thing happened, and being half Angel because when ghosts get revived by Demons and Angels they become half of said species in Polyverse. >>;

As for your question about everyone's flaws- its important to note that the ancient Angels could not comprehend the ability of learning from your mistakes. Your mistakes, flaws, morally wrong actions even in a grey sense, and ANYTHING to do with demons even it wasn't inherently bad, were all things condemned by them. Things like associating with Demons or evil beings (Garcello and Lila), being a Demon (Gf), being part Demon (Eric), Killing people even in acts of self defense (Pico). These were all flaws to Angels, and upon entering the Heaven Plane these flaws actually manifest as something physical for all the Angel's to see and know what mistakes you've made.

[thus-spoke-lo]

Sexy Scumbag Masterlist

A series of drabbles/mini-fics for your favorite pervs, creeps, scumbags, yanderes, and lovable lotharios, using these prompts as the basis. Please read all content warnings, as individual pieces may contain dubcon/noncon elements.

Doflamingo + "show 'em how much you love your daddy"

Sanji + "smile for the camera"

Crocodile + Doflamingo + "you're playing a dangerous game" + "are you trying to make me jealous?"

Zoro + "stop covering up my hard work"

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 2: Tartaglia / Childe from Genshin Impact vs Pekorin from Kira Kira Precure A La Mode

(remember that these characters are fictional and your fellow tumblr users are real. i will block you if you harass others in the notes, please consider sending your unhinged harassment to my inbox instead)

Propaganda under the cut, may contain spoilers:

Tartaglia / Childe:

LOVE: - "hes such a scumbag but also hes a goofball. hes not like the wanderer where hes relentlessly mean to you nor is he actually nice to you hes like an onion hes got layers and also made me cry at one point. also he dont need a redemption arc hes already aware hes fucked up guys. not to diagnose a fictional character but something is wrong" - "i voted love but it’s complicated. i just think this guy is equal parts awful and lovable and if you spent one second in the fandom tags you’d get why he’s here"

Pekorin:

LOVE: - "Please, she is just a little baby who wants to make sweets with her friends and do her best. People in the fandom dunk on her for not being the mascot of the previous series and because they feel like she 'stole' another character's chance at being a magical girl. I've had to endure seeing people call her 'creepy' and 'ugly' especially in her human form because... (checks hand) she's a little girl with a big forehead? Especially when this show was still airing, people were SO rude to this baby girl. Listen! I know Kirapre fans love Rio. But can you really not understand why the character that most closely represents the target audience of the show got the chance to be a magical girl? Can you really not comprehend that? C'mon. Be nice to her. She's baby. She has LITERALLY done nothing wrong." HATE: - "Annoying little guy (this franchise has a lot of this problem). What was the point of her becoming a Precure?"

[dangermousie]

This is the most exquisite pain! But also, his main concern over his baby brother possibly murdering two people is that it would destroy him, not over the dead people and I love that so much!

AAAAAAA! Also whoever cast PBG was a genius. There is a reason he mainly plays sweethearts - he has such a warm, lovable on-screen vibe and here he becomes someone who's both believable as a murderer and unhinged and a wounded lost child you want to protect, both.

This is the crux of it, isn't it?

They are both right - I mean by any sane objective standard Hyun did not, but I can see why Min believes he did. Nah, it's just all the adults were scumbags who lied to, abused or a combo thereof to both of you.

The thing is, logically Hyun knows he did not abandon his brother voluntarily but he also sees how destroyed Min became because he didn't find him - and he can barely live with that.

And then this - this is such a cry of a lost little child!

My heart!

[kaleuh]

executive decision to start differentiating the stevens (series and future) by referring to su future as just steve, in the most biting tone possible

after nano is done do i just write a fanfiction where spinel is treated better

[halfetirosie]

Laughing, Crying, and Laughing Until I Cry

(Prison Cell 05-07 React-os!)

Yup, called it! Shock of all shocks! The GILF is evil!

And before I hear any of you saying, "He was given an in-game sprite, of course he's evil!" I shall respectfully direct you to Eerie Escapade, Silver Miracle, Chase the Rainbow, etc....

2. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Okay, homies... Time for me to be a Downer....

So, once again we've got an event where a whole-ass room of people is hating on one of our bois, which makes me upset as hell.

That's to be expected. This is a prison, after all; it ain't going to be filled with particularly nice people...

What actually upset me more in this scene is what Eiden says to the asshole guard.

Look. I know he said it mostly as a joke. BUT.

What if the guard actually took him up on that offer??? Things could've escalated in a very nasty, unsafe direction VERY quickly. The Scumbag Guard is already abusing his power; can you IMAGINE how bad it would be if it got "sexual," too????

That was too reckless of Eiden, and for a second there I got legitimately scared. (Not that I think the devs would ever have anything too extreme happen to Eiden, but the possibility that they'd show the Scumbag Guard being a creepy BAD pervert towards Eiden---even briefly, before he's inevitably saved by someone---it gave me the chills.)

Am I over-reacting? Maybe. I don't care; this moment just scared me, okay? Was not expecting it.

3. OUR BOI!!!! A BEACON OF LIGHT IN THIS DREARY-ASS PIT OF DESPAIR!!!!

LOOK AT HIMMMM!!!!!! HE'S SO GODDAMN CUTEEEE!!!!!

And it's so funny to me that, while Quincy was just chilling in his cell, he made that cool little outfit for Topper...XD

TOPPER IS CUTE, AND QUINCY IS EQUALLY CUTE!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

TOPPER TO THE RESCUE!!!!

THE GOODEST BOY!!!!!!

4. PFFFFFFFT! (≧∇≦)

YAKUMO JUMPSCARE!!!

Idk why I wasn't expecting it, since prisons obviously allow visitors sometimes. But when Yakumo suddenly popped up on screen I audibly snorted in amusement/surprise...

5. YASSSSS KING!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡

Lemme tell you, as soon as I realized that Eiden hadn't eaten the cookies right away, I fuckin KNEW Eiden had set them up as a trap!!!!

I read this and I was just SMILING MANIACALLY

Like, look at this Human Garbage, putting on a whole show of stealing the cookies, I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS COMEUPPANCE!!!!

EIDEN, YOU LOVABLE SKAMP, YOU!!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

6. AND IT SOMEHOW GETS EVEN BETTER!!!!

Eiden, the goddamn genius, just be raising absolute HELL!!!

And he even has the audacity to threaten Quincy, of all people...My GOD....

I'm having such a good time now

[ordinaryschmuck]

Quick Thoughts on Loki Season 2

I thought about reviewing episodes week to week like last time...but I didn't wanna. So, instead, here's my quick thoughts for a whole season.

And to keep it short: Loki Season 2 is even BETTER than Season One.

It's still more or less the same with fun chaos mixed with heartbreaking tragedy as these characters make sure the entire multiverse doesn't implode in on itself just by existing.

We get a new lovable character through OB and develop ones like Mobius and B-15 as they find new purpose with this new normal in the TVA. And, of course, there's Sylvie who comes back to revels in her supposed victory and learns the consequences that come with it. With her, I feel like a lot of improvements could have been done with her, as she comes across as too selfish to really care about with a LOT of scenes. Like, even in the end of everything, she's not willing to admit that she's wrong about her decisions, but at the same time the season paints it as she ISN'T wrong but just...hasty. Like Sylvie DEFINITELY did the right thing, but in the wrong way that caused more harm than good. As for a character like Ramona...I REALLY wish I could like her, but with how big Season One hyped her up, it's disappointing that there's no big payoff with her. Like, there IS this one twist that the show pulls out, but then does NOTHING with it. And she was meant to be this big antagonist this season, only for a cartoon clock to be more threatening than her. A CARTOON CLOCK.

But while the season doesn't do well at building up Ramona, it SUCCEEDS in making Kang threatening again. I really wish Jonathon Majors wasn't a scumbag, because he manages to perfectly convey two completely different versions of Kang their own distinct characters, with the finale showing just how much of a threat Kang can really be. It's too bad that Marvel's thinking about moving AWAY from Kang and replace him with Doctor Doom instead, but for now, I can say that Kang can still be a great villain if given the right writing.

But the real star of the show is Loki, as this season is all about developing him and dissecting his role as a villain turned hero. And it all comes together why he'd even bother trying to do ANYTHING to save the TVA, and the conclusion is as beautiful as it is tragic.

And that finale. MY GOODNESS. That finale might be one of the best things the MCU has done since Infinity War, and I'm not kidding. It's chaotic, it's funny, it's heartbreaking, it's...beautiful. I liked Season One enough, but Season Two of Loki made me love the series even more. My faith in the MCU wavered, but a project like this made it worth sticking around to watch.

And after all these strikes caused writers and actors to move so many projects back to the point we now have ONE MCU movie in 2024, I just hope this means everyone can take enough time to make a final product that's as GLORIOUS as this.

[nuttytyphooncrown]

Here’s a thought: in a world with no magic, the islands wouldn’t have been colonized or if they were would have just been controlled by like Belgium or something, meaning the events that caused Martin’s transformation from shady yet lovable rogue with a heart of gold to the scummiest scumbag to ever scumbag probably wouldn’t have happened.

[atlanticbones]

WARNING:

SPOILERS FOR SAW X

Welp, time to embarrass myself...

Okay, so, two things to bare in mind:

1. This isn't really a legitimate review, just my initial thoughts right after seeing the film.

2. I've never seen a Saw movie in my life up until this point, so my opinion may have been different had I seen the previous movies. All I knew were the premise of the series and a decent idea of who John Kramer is supposed to be.

This movie was fucking great. Up until this point, I've never had much of an incentive to watch a Saw film, I only went to see this one because my friend invited me and I thought why the hell not. Turns out going to see it was the best thing that could have happened. Not only did it drastically improve my mood, but it also gave me an incentive to check out the other films in the series.

First of all, I've always have a soft spot for Red & Blue Oni dynamics, more specifically, when the two of them are allies. Seeing two opposite personalities interact in a friendly manner is always fun to watch. While it's not as pronounced as the likes of Ronnie & Bull (friendly) from NFSMW 2005 or Kaito & Kokichi (unfriendly) from NDRV3, there's definitely a hint of this with Kramer (Blue Oni) and Amanda (Red Oni), with Amanda being more emotional and vengeful and Kramer being more calm and focused on his, shall we say, questionable form of redemption.

5D Chess anime moments are a guilty pleasure of mine. They're ridiculous, but always fun to watch and genuinely exciting when done well. I think you already know where I'm going with this one, so let's just move on.

Again, I haven't seen any of the other Saw movies, so I could've had a different opinion had I seen them, but I found Kramer to be a genuinely lovable guy in this movie. I am well aware that he isn't a good person, after all, removing someone's eyes and snapping their fingers is way too extreme of a punishment for thievery, but most other things he does in this movie is shit that I can support. Him being a father figures to that kid and attempting to save said kid at the cost of his own life was fucking heartwarming.

John Kramer is definitely still a villain, there's no two ways about it, but I like this movie's bad vs bad, lesser of two evils (sort of) dynamic. John Kramer, as an anti-villain extremist who thinks what he's doing is for the greater good, up against Dr Pederson, a genuinely fucked up scumbag. Again, I haven't watched the other Saw movies, so idk if this happened in any of them, but I loved it here. It's a good way of making a fucked up villain like Kramer, more genuinely heroic while keeping him in character.

I also love the (I swear there's a word for it, I just don't know what it is) of the final girl. This trope often involves the killer being a pure evil monster who only wants to kill and hurt people and the final girl being a heroic ultimate good guy. At first it seems like the movie is going with this, with Kramer being unflinching towards the brutality of his traps and being in complete control of a nightmare scenario, whereas Pederson has a friendly demeanour and is usually seen with a sweet smile and when her and her associates are put in the traps, she appears to be encouraging them to beat each trap. But near the end, John Kramer, the murderer with a brutal history, attempts to sacrifice himself to save a random child's life and is a sweetheart towards him, whereas Dr Pederson, turns out to be a selfish prick who's willing to let those close to her die for her own sake (also, let's not even forget her scamming sick and diseased people). As a franchise that revolves around the trope of "who you are in the dark" this is a great way to do its tenth installment.

So yeah, overall, nice film. Sorry if I sounded like a fucking idiot, my media literacy (if that's even the right term) skills aren't that good. I am definitely going to check out the other movies in this franchise cause goddamn!

[r95irth]

I've started reading a new webcomic that is actually very good, but it makes me realize what bothers me everytime with this kind of webcomic in general...

The lack of homosexuality is overwhelming. I mean yeah i can care for the main couple but give me some treats on the side please.

The lack of other pairs in general. Yeah there's only one genuine love story and that's the main ! All others are proved fake or flawed if it's even there at all (and that's sad)

Which unfortunately is often due to the fact that everyone loves the heroine (except villains...but sometimes even them love the heroine and want to make her their URGH) is it too hard to have some nuances? People who just don't care about the heroine ? Some people who don't like her but aren't villains defacto ? Apparently it is.

Always rich family setting and nobles. I get it it's a good excuse for heroine to have new outfit every chapter, but...elitist much?

Transmigration is sometimes so unecessary. Here there's two layers of transmigration. First the heroine is a korean girl...Then she fails her first life, dies and returns in the past. Why the first transmigration even there? She never uses her knowledge from Korea. It has no tie to the story / her personality, nothing.

Despite how much the narrative tells how the heroine is CLEVER and all, i have yet to see a single one use the excuse (in a fantasy magic settings) "yeah i can see the future through dream". I'm sorry but that's the most convenient excuse. What are you going to do once you've reached the point you turned back in time and you no longer know the future? Suddenly you're not as amazing as you were and people are going to notice. At least with a superpower you can go "oh no it's gone :/" Here the heroine is a small child, but sorry she doesn't act like a 7 years old child and it shows (people notices but not enough) and she really shows she knows the future and even those who notice something is wrong are purposely stupid in those moments.

In general i don't like when at the end of the story the transmigrator keeps it secret that they transmigrated to their loved one. I'm like "yeah true love and pure and all...based on a big lie that doesn't bother the main culprit in the slightest" i'm not for "couple should share everything" and a big supporter of "never lie" but...come on that's one big secret how am i supposed to root for you if you don't respect the other to tell them that ???

Now that i complained i feel a bit better and it's time to tell what the webcomic do well >>

-For once the heroine is smart and really DO things in the story. (I've read countless webcomic where the heroine is supposedly strong but she gets married and get saved by ML from this point to the end)

-Grampa and Papa, and family in general (minus like 5 scumbags) are actually very lovable and have their moment to shine and that's GREAT. I mean she is here to save her family so you better have me love them xD

-Male lead is a bit of a doormat at the beginning (but very much traumatized so i forgive him) and his personality is almost 100% "im in lovce with HEROINE) but he has his moment to shine, his own goal / nemesis and he has one moment that is very cute where he saves the heroine in a very original way (not truly saves her, but help him save the one she loves which i find MUCH MUCH CUTER) and so far his jealous moment are tamed. I still keep my veto if his jealousy level goes from normal to annoying.

-So many beautiful robes, and while there are 3D assets it's not that visible.

...Anyways i like this webcomic despite its flaws (because it's like the genre's flaws) i think i will the novel a try if i find a translation that is not cut every 10 sentences by some pub.

If i don't find it i will spend my time thinking of transmigration AU for MDZS. I have two in the back of my mind, one where "the reincarnation system is not what people thinks : when you die you give your life another try and you get to the after life only when you manage to live a life where at the end you're sastisfied with the way you lived" and where it's Yanli and Jin Zixuan who are the protag.

And of course the one where it's MY who is the protag and the only one who is smart enough to pull "yeah i have dreams of the future" excuse.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Hopscotch in a magic board game that she's been trapped in along with most of the main cast, because Quark, like the lovably scumbag-y Space Moe Szyslak he is, tried to cheat aliens with god like reality warping power at a card game to win some quick cash O.O

[bow-chicka-wow-wow-wow]

What The Fuck Is Wrong With Modern Family Guy?

Family Guy first aired in 1999. For the past 25 years, the show has survived two cancellations, a couple friendly jabs from The Simpsons, a not-so-friendly bashing from South Park, has been the subject of many controversies, had a few banned episodes, was the target of PTC groups, and it’s still going. Nowadays, the only thing the series is good for is the nostalgia for the classic episodes, because let’s face it, the show FUCKING SUCKS NOW!! At what point did the once beloved adult cartoon become an embarrassment to animation? Some would say starting with season 9 when the show made the jump to HD, others would say around season 7, personally I’d say around season 8, right around the time they made Brian and Quagmire mortal enemies. So, what earned this piece of shit show its fall from grace? Time to set the record straight!

1. Character Flanderization - Each character had traits that have been overly simplified while other traits have been greatly exaggerated. Take Brian for example, cause he was one of the hardest hit characters with that concept. At the start of the series, he was the intelligent voice of reason, but now he is an alcoholic, pretentious, unlikable scumbag! Peter went from lovable doofus to domestic abusive, underoos psychopath, and Lois went from caring housewife who played the piano beautifully to sexual deviant who’s obviously cheating on her husband, and not just with Bill Clinton! Meg went from typical awkward teenage girl to the show’s punching bag (more on that later), Joe was a heroic cop in spite of his handicap who’s now seen as pathetically worthless. And don’t get me started on Quagmire! While he was always perverted, he at least used to be likable. But now he’s noting more than a sex-crazed maniac. And he had the BALLS to call Brian out on his faults when he’s the BIGGEST FUCKING HYPOCRITE OF ALL TIME??!!

2. Convoluted/Recycled Episode Plots - A LOT OF EPISODES ARE THE SAME SHITTY PLOT!! No matter what season we’re on, if you get asked if you’ve seen the most recent episode of Family Guy, and you ask, “Isn’t that the one where Peter does some reckless shenanigan that leads to Brian ‘finding love,’ only for the relationship to end abruptly because of how unlikable that fucker is?,” YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!! Also there’s the problem of two things going on at once. In one episode, Stewie gets PREGNANT (more on that later), while in that episode’s B-plot, Peter and the guys are trying to make a viral video. Honestly I forgot how well that turned out cause I was already disgusted by, uh, THAT plot! WHICH WAS WHY THERE SHOULD NOT BE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING PLOT IN A FUCKING EPISODE!!!!

3. Drawn Out/Extended/Overused “Jokes” (aka Filler)- Yeah, I put that in quotation marks because a joke is supposed to be FUNNY! Not even the Joker would find the “humor” in this shitwad of a show hilarious! But I digress! You know the writers have not written enough material for an episode when they throw in something as filler just to fill up the 22-minute runtime. Like the chicken fights, while they are epic, they’re just really used as an excuse to make up for lack of material, because each fight just gets longer, and Longer, AND LONGER! And don’t expect that to end anytime soon, because Peter brings Ernie back to life solely because he didn’t want to be the only one responsible for paying for the damages their conflict has caused throughout town throughout the years! Oh and the Conway Twitty jokes! I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t really like them the first time, but that was at a time I DESPISED country music (I still hate modern country music, but thanks to New Vegas, I broadened my horizons, and my favorite music is metal). But in one scene, they decide to SHOW AN ENTIRE 3-MINUTE SONG!!! 3 MINUTES! OUT OF A 22-MINUTE EPISODE!!! Eventually, even God told Peter that Mr. Twitty himself says to cut it out and actually write a joke! And who can forget Peter falling and hurting his knee? The “SSS, AHHH” gag was funny the first time, but after being used repeatedly, it gets old fast! Also, I should mention the wasted minute of Carter smashing a park bench with a bulldozer.

4. Shocking/Grossout “Humor” - I purposefully didn’t mention this in my last point, but that moment when Peter “rescues” a beached whale with a forklift truck? Yeah he actually impales it with the truck’s forks, killing it instantly. Not only that, but he spends a minute and a half getting it off the forklift, spilling its entrails and even its fucking jaw! How about that episode where Brian GIVES STEWIE HERPES??? OR THE ONE WHERE STEWIE IMPREGNATES HIMSELF USING BRIAN’S DNA?!?! THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING!! I ALWAYS SKIP THE LATTER TWO EPISODES BECAUSE I DON’T EVER WANNA PUT MYSELF THROUGH THAT AGAIN!! How about a moment that got an episode banned from rebroadcast, when Peter wins the Boston Marathon by getting in his car and running over the other competitors? That’s NOT funny!

5. Mean-Spirited Show - Peter even admits he’s no longer attracted to Lois AND he didn’t like being around the kids, Lois encourages Meg to commit suicide, Brian became an unbearable douche after he writes a best-seller, Stewie tells Brian that he’s gonna buy a cake when he dies, Bonnie is hellbent on leaving Joe, even contemplated killing him, and the list goes on and on. That’s all I have to say…

6. Not Living Up To The Name - It’s called “Family Guy,” not “Idiotic Menace Does Whatever Moronic, Reckless Shenanigan That Pops In His Head With Zero Regard For His Family, His, Friends, Or His Whole Community At Large, And Gets Off Scott Free And Learns Nothing!” Peter Griffin, the so-called “Family Guy,” is a selfish, immature, drunk, abusive, unfaithful, apathetic, unsympathetic, unlikable, idiotic, psychopathic JACKASS!! HE PUTS HIS OWN DAUGHTER’S FACE TO HIS ASS AND FARTS IN IT!!! MORE ON THAT LATER! HE CONSTANTLY CHEATS ON HIS WIFE, HE DOESN’T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHRIS OR STEWIE, AND HE CONSTANTLY BELITTLES OR PUTS DOWN HIS OWN BEST FRIENDS, DRINKS WAY TO MUCH, AND DESTROYS THE FUCKING TOWN EVERY FEW YEARS FIGHTING ERNIE THE GIANT CHICKEN!! HOW THE FUCK IS HE NOT IN PRISON?!?!

7. Meg Bashing - WHY. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. A. THING?!?! Meg started the season off as an unpopular high school girl, you know, normal teenage bullshit, and she suddenly becomes UNIVERSALLY HATED BY EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY HER FAMILY!!! LOIS AND PETER ATTEMPT TO ABANDON HER AT A FIRE STATION AS A BABY, LOIS MAKES IT A POINT TO PUT HER DOWN EVERY CHANCE SHE GETS, PETER FARTS ON HER, AND THE LIST GOES ON!!! WHY ALL THE HATE? BECAUSE APPARENTLY SHE’S “UGLY??” SHE’S NOT EVEN THAT UNATTRACTIVE!! EVERYONE ON THE SHOW SHOULD DIE A HORRIFIC DEATH!!!

[tombeane-blog]

Will There Be Cockroaches In Heaven?

"Cause I have wandered through this world And as each moment has unfurled I've been waiting to awaken from these dreams" Jackson Browne - Doctor My Eyes

"They" say that dreams are your brain sorting out the days events or trying to problem solve stuff. Freud thought dreams were all about your mommy… or sex.

A few weeks ago, I dreamed I was with a large group of people and we were hijacked by Islamic terrorists and held hostage in a barn on some dusty farm. The very next night I dreamed I was a basketball coach and I was being interviewed along with other coaches for a job at a high school. (I never played organized basketball.) I recently went to my grandson's wrestling tournament. That night I dreamed about zombies. Sometimes I was a zombie hunting human brains, other times I was human being chased by zombies - switching back and forth all night. I'm trying to figure out what wrestling has to do with zombies and how zombie dreams could sort out W-ever-TF? was in my brain…

So I got to thinking - What if your dream state isn't just your brain doing janitorial stuff or acting as your therapist?

What if it's your soul wrestling with your ethics as related to your earthly experiences and problems. Preparing you for…?

Near death experiences seem kinda like that don't they? There you are drifting and dreaming and floating above it all - just watching - sometimes seeing your mommy and daddy, sometimes seeing light at the end of some smoky tunnel, sometimes just looking around..(Cool. Over there. isn't that ToTo?), sometimes even seeing God.

What if when you die you just shift to permanently dreaming? And after your death your dream state is made up of all that you are, all that you experienced, all that you did - up to that moment?

And the kind of person you are at death determines your dream. If you are a terrible, evil person, your dreams are your hell. If you are a good, nice, uncommonly handsome person like me you will enter a permanent heavenly dream. But, if there is a a dash or two of evil (like you guys) you enter a purgatorial dream for a fewmongous millenia or until you get your dream s%i&t together. (Don't worry, I'll wait for you.)

So I'm thinking maybe when you are born you get connected with this dream-state-soul which may have been created by God, or, by some sub-atomic quark to quark connection with the Universe. After all, we are all made of 'Star Stuff' - which includes quarks and muons and freons - all one with the the Universe (at least according to the laws of String Theory).

And if we evolved from single cell thingies, at what point did we develop this soul/dream connection? Or was it always there, waiting to connect to a life form?

Do dogs have a dream state, a soul? - They dream too. What about bugs? Ants sleep for a second or two hundreds of times a day. Do they have ant dreams commensurate with the intelligence and experience of their little ant brains? Does an ant join the etheream in a somewhat smaller, but still infinite ant dream after you step on the little irritating scumbag?

Do we die and merge with a God/Universe and permanently dream along with everything and everyone else? And is that what Heaven is? Or Hell?

Will we dream-connect with duck billed platypie and our lovable pets and every species that ever existed when we join in a universal dream spun by the Dream Weaver or, by Physics and String Theory?

"Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon And meet me on the other side" Gary Wright - Dream Weaver

Will there be cockroaches and slugs and liberals mixing their own grubby little infinite dreams with ours???

Ewwww!!!

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