#THE HEART OF DEIMOS WAS INSANE

[deimosbreakfrost]

*ART REQUESTS ARE OPEN*

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- quick warning: my blog is 14+, I draw suggestive art and post it sometimes, I make adult/suggestive jokes, Curse alot and some times post/reblog things around violence and suggestive gay nsfw

I'll put a CW on my posts when necessary, but if you're not comfortable with this I recommend you to leave

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- I spy with my wretched eye...

- HEY, FAGGOT! I am Deimos Breakfrost and this is my gay-ass blog!

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- My other accounts:

-💋 @totalswap-official

-💗 @ripper-fanclub

-⁉️ @positive-mlm-total-drama-takez

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- My Mutuals:

1. @shark-watermelon @waykner @fire-feather-flies @c4ndyl0l @chocot0rro

2. @scikeyuri @pawzofchaos @ur-localcreature2023 @illusionsignmisdirecti0n @gallonwghost

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4. @i-wanna-show-you-off @the-passer-outer @turtlealliebrainrot @mizukiakiyama-tdi @monokromesillies

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8. @cardcaptormarinette @lycanpunk666 @st4rzl1k3c0nf3t1 @strawbsswift13-2 @theangelcatalogue

9. @autistictojisuzuharafan11 @meowshroom1230 @cbab-freak @crimminalfish @lemoonbasement

"Cross my heart and pray to I to die, cross my way and I hope you to die, cross my path and I'll stab you in the BACK."

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- GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME/DO NO INTERACT:

1. Pedos/MAPs,

2. Zoophiles,

3. Proshippers/Profiction/Prononcon,

4. Racists/RCTAS,

5. Furrys that are above their 18's,

6. Therians(I wish you guys the worse, sorry),

7. Anti-Furrys,

8. Makes part of the Cat emoji fandom,

9. People that do fandom discourses (or discourses in general),

10. People that get mad at GAY MEN for saying the f slur,

11. Is a Fujoshi/supports Fujoshis,

12. Is part of the TCC fandom,

13. Supports/likes gore sites,

14. Supports Viziepop,

15. Is fatphobic,

16. Falling in Reverse/Panic!at the disco haters,

17. Supports TX2.

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- Basic information:

1. My real name is Bernard

2. I'm a minor (13-14 years old)

3. Gay cis and I use He/him (respect me, bitch!)

4. Brazilian and half Italian.

5. I speak Portuguese PT-BR🇧🇷 and English EN-AM🇺🇸.

6. My Birthday is on 20/06. If you're on my mutuals list, I'll tag you on this day

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- Unnecessary informations:

1. Ronnie Radke's, Gerard Way's, Spencer Charna's real son, trust/j

2. Yes I LOVE fat men and I'll go insane if I don't draw one or say how hot and beautiful they are per day😻

3. I hate tøp, like, for YEARS and idk why

4. If you like alenoah/Jacnoah oh my god get the fuck out/j /not joking

5. I'm not a hero and You're Something else by fir is literally me

6. I fucking love nightmare on elm street

7. I LOVE Slasher movies!!!

8. I don't watch Hardcore horror, but I like watching videos about it

9. I love horror content... I love them so much...

10. I think that everything that reminds me of the AFYCSO aesthetic is pretty

11. I LOVE KILLS COUNTS, I LOVE DEAD MEAT, JAMES A. JENNISE I LOVE YOU😭😭😭

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- Fandoms I'm in:

1. Total drama,

2. Disventure Camp,

- Don't talk about it that much, But I know a lot about it:

1. Danganronpa,

2. Your Turn To Die,

3. Pokemon,

4. Jojo's Bizarre adventure,

5. Ace Attorney,

6. Dead End Paranormal Park

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- Bands I Like:

1. My Chemical Romance,

2. Green Day,

3. Ice Nine Kills,

4. Falling in Reverse,

5. Panic! At the Disco,

6. Fall out Boy,

7. Pierce The Veil

8. System of a Down

9. The Misfits,

10. NX Zero

11. Måneskin

12. The Brobecks

- Music genres I like:

1. Pop Punk,

2. Punk Rock,

3. Post Hardcore,

4. Metalcore,

5. Grunge,

6. Pop Rock,

7. Rock.

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- My husbands btw:

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[starscatteredsky]

Love the account,could I get a inbox check if that's alright if not have a good day and a cookie 🍪

Inbox check!

queued and ready to post (in order of when they will post. subject to slight change as a few more drafts are slotted into their places)

Tips for a bearded vulture

tips for a calico cat

Tips for a black house spider

Tips for a disabled red fox and honeybee

Tips for a guinea pig

Tips and denboard for mothman

Tips for ghostbur

Tips for an otherlink of Multislacker/Cathal Bravecog from Toontown: corporate clash

Tips for a ninetales

Fashion and denboard for a germa shepherd/ golden retriver mix

Fashion for black backed jackal

tips for dream

Tips for the Cashier (GASA4)

tips for a werewolf

Tips for knight armour

tips for a remnant

Norwegian forest cat

tips for dazai osamu

Fashion for a clydesdale

pronouns for a heart/forgiveness deity

Tips for kasia from hilda

more tips for werewolves

Fashion for dragons

tips for vampires

Tips and genders for a german shepard

tips for erik

Tips and fashion for rose quartz

names for a vampire

Tips for a ferret

tips for a córdoba fighting dog

Tips for pickles the drummer (metalocalypse)

tips for a burmese mountain dog

Tips and fashion kit for maned wolf

tips for an australian shepherd

Fashion for snow leopards

tips for an arctic fox

Tips for a minecraft phantom

tips for a highland cow and valais blacknose sheep

Neos for cryptids

tips for an alien

Pastel pink robot moodboard

tips for a kestrel

Pronouns and activities for a barnowl

Tips for draculara

Tips for paldean woopers

Tips for tsunami (wof)

Fashion for a weather angel

Tips for issac from binding of issac

Neos and fashion for N (murder drones)

Tips for an eldritch horror

Tips and fashion for a robotic wolf

Tips for dwebble and crustle

Tips for bowerbirds

drafts/in progress/to be queued and organized (no particular order! some of these are much older requests from before our break, and are low priority. if you requested recently but yours seemsfar down on the list it is still high priority!)

Tips and playlist for a warden

Tips for bill cypher

Tips and fashion for a great horned owl

Fashion for an african wild dog

Fashion for an orange persian cat

Denboard and fashionboard for a vancouver island coastal wolf

Black cat and shark tips

Tips for eevee

Punk fashion kit and tips for a pine marten

Tips  and den inspo for a wood mouse

Tips for a black cat

Tips and fashion for a heeler dog

Moodboard and tips for shadow demon

Tips and fashion for fern the human (adventuretime)

Fashion and home decor for the old web

Fashionboard for an angel

Sweater fashion kit

Tips and fashion for lilac (Orin Ayo)

70s/80s fashion for an incubus

Home inspo for yeerks

Tips fashion and recipes for a zim

Tips for a fallen angel

Tips for an arctic fox

Fashion for sol from warrior cats 

Tips for P.AI.NTER

stimboard/tips for TFP/TFA starscream

Tips for Dave brubot/major player

Tips for dating colin the computer

tips for feral dogs

Selfcare tips for an omnitherian

tips for madcom grunt kin + sebastian solace kin

Moodboard for Shidaraki

not yet started/to do (no particular order, new requests are high priority!):

Tips for zekrom

Dysphoria relieving tips for a general nonhuman

Tips for a space-man (KISS)

Tips for crows and cockatoos

Tips for an albino american cockroach

Tips for mark heathcliff (mandela catalouge)

Tips for connecting to mermaid kintype away from the sea

Tips for space divines

Tips for scarlet (pearlecentmoon) and nihachu (genloss)

Tips for aven (worldless)

Tips for flippy (htf)

Tips for persecutor unicorns

Tips for micheal afton

Tips for C1tubbo

Tips for dib membrane (invader zim)

Tips for a tiger with connection to space

Tips for c!tubbo without explosions

Tips for ball jointed dolls

Tips fpr a nextbot

Tips and neos for quetzalcoatlus

Tips for a centipede

Tips for a dog/fae and mimic

Tips for ronja (robbers daughter)

Tips for buckets

Tips for deimos from madness combat

Tips for barney calhoun from half life 2

Thin man vibes

Tips for fan (inanimate insanity)

Tips for sparrows

Tips for lions

Tips for tardis

Tips for jordie holmes

Tips for jane doe

Tips for connecting to feeling catlike

Playlist for the tenth doctor 

Fashion kit for a fallen angel and space

Fashion for a fox

Tips and fashion for a shapeshifter

Fashion for a satyr

Darkcore fashion for a feral black german shepherd 

tips/gear for a neanderthal 

Tips for the untitled goose

Tips for an aibo

Tips for a disabled vampire

Tips for a dragon and shark

Carekit for a god/void

Tips for a raccoon

Tips for zim/an irken

there you are! its long but hopefully we can clear it up soon! - 👾

[cosmica-galaxy]

i need to hear more about the madcom boys in slime rancher please!

This ask is in regard to THIS previous post I made.

To elaborate on this idea, I think each of the boys would have their own personal slime companion or a certain slime that they bonded with.

Hank would have a Tabby Slime that he dresses up in ninja gear. The tabby slime would be just as active or happy as any other slime. Regularly playing with Hank or other slimes while Hank moves about the Player's ranch. How they met was that when Hank went out to the dry reef, this slime just kept following him. No matter what he did to it, it would come back and 'harass' him. Eventually, he gave up and became his partner because of their perseverance.

Sanford would have a Boom Slime that he's given sunglasses to. Sanford loves exploding stuff and this was no exception. They were easily his favorite slimes, and despite the numerous times he got slightly injured from the explosions, they weren't all damaging. But one day he just happened to meet a rather proud boom slime that wanted to show him what guts it had. It had gumption and he had to admit, every time it blew up, it hurt just a little bit more. Keep it up, little bomb!

Deimos would have a mischievous Rock Slime with a baseball cap. The rock slime is notorious for causing trouble and being different from its peers. Unlike the other slimes, this slime seemed to seek out Deimos in particular. Regularly "bullying" him when he goes out into the dry reef. One day, Deimos managed to catch it, feed it a heart beet, and the two have been inseparable ever since.

Doc would have an affectionate Honey Slime that likes to sit in his lap or on his shoulders. Surprising the doctor by not being sticky in the slightest. How they met was actually that the slime approached him while he was doing a field study in the moss blanket. It just...simply wouldn't leave him alone and he slowly got attached to it. One day he decided to bring it home after a tarr outbreak occurred in the moss blanket and his worries for his little honey slime buddy became too great.

Other than what I have already stated in the previous post, I think I'll elaborate on the AAHW side this time!

Jeb is equally as bombarded by the world of Slime Rancher as any of the other grunts. His eyes visibly squint at the sheer amount of colors and the constant happiness that radiates in the land is almost nigh sickening. But...strangely there is a certain beauty to this land of bouncy giggly slimes. In fact, during the night you can find Jeb outside just watching phosphor slimes fly about the Far Far Range and he will comment that they are all beautiful in their own unique way.

The Sheriff is no stranger to wrangling up some rather rambunctious individuals and slimes were of no exception. In fact, he may actually like the Far Far Range and the world of Slime Rancher more than his own universe. It feels more homey to him than Nevada ever did, strangely enough. Wrangling slimes for a living just seemed to fit his much more laid back (cowardly) lifestyle than leading a group of mercenaries and murderers. He may not have much authority here in the range, but he definitely seems happier.

Tricky HATES it here. He can't kill ANYTHING and everything that he tries to kill just KEEPS COMING BACK. Tricky is easily sent into violence withdrawal and pretty much has a few episodes of rage and depression. He's moody and wants to go back to Nevada as soon as possible. The only things keeping him insane enough to tolerate this world is the Player and senseless murder of slimes. The incinerator actually has to be picked up and put away because of his need for mindless violence. Sadly, the player has to agree that Tricky needs to go back to the world of Nevada, since he seems to be too lost in his insanity to enjoy his time here.

The Auditor is a strangely special case. He shares the same sentiments of the other grunts, that this place was far too colorful and equally far too happy. The smiles of the slimes are enough to irritate the employer, but he doesn't give in to the vice of violence against them as easily. He tries to impale them on his spikes and, of course, nothing happens to the slime that he does it to. It just bounces away all happily while he silently fumes. Still...there are certain beauties to this world that even The Auditor can appreciate. The night in this universe is striking and beautiful. The stars are vivid and the sky is illuminated with the lights of many phosphor slimes. He would have to say that it was peaceful. It would be even better if the moon itself wasn't smiling at him as well.

Now for their slimy partners!

Jeb would actually be one of the few grunts to have a Phosphor Slime. Except his partner is strikingly different from other phosphor slimes. Having a halo and angel wings, similar to him. They happened to meet one cool night in the far far range when a lone light approached him and the slime seemed to view him as similar to them, hanging around his halo. Jeb found their presence comforting and took them into the grotto to stay during the day. Once night falls, the slime emerges and both he and it go on a long night walk together.

The Sheriff would have a Hunter Slime. One day, he happened to be walking through the mushroom area of the moss blanket when he was pounced upon by a hunter slime, starling the poor sheriff. But once he knew he wasn't being jumped by a feral slime, he relaxed. The hunter slime in question seemed to become enthralled with the sheriff and even stole his hat at one point! Once the hat was retrieved, the sheriff decided to call the little troublemaker 'scamp' and they eventually became friends.

Tricky has an unwanted tag along in the form of a Rad Slime. This slime actually used to be very lonely because its aura caused other slimes to become ill. But not Tricky! This is primarily because Tricky is actually a zed, in other words DEAD, and the slime seemed to imprint on his ability to not feel radiation sickness. Becoming an unofficial partner to Tricky, despite the clown's intolerance or irritation. It had come back so many times that Tricky eventually just gave up.

The Auditor would have a Tarr Slime. In a strange twist of fate, or maybe a "glitch" in the game, once The Auditor actually got bit by the tarr originally, the tarr changed into an inky black color and its rainbow hue turned into a bloody red. Almost like the employer had infected IT instead. It was surprising to the employer as the turned-tarr simply looked up at him once it was converted and followed his orders regardless of what they were. Surprisingly, the tarr was very useful, especially in 'dispatching' slimes that irritated the employer. Even stranger, no matter how many slimes the converted tarr consumed, it wouldn't spawn more tarr. Plus, anymore bites that the Auditor suffered never turned any more tarr after that. It was like a one-off event. Still, the Auditor loves his beloved pet and he always makes sure to reward it every time an annoying slime is dispatched.

[kingtrash-fox]

Not the MRD art thing BUT it involves FNF MRD and Madness Combat so I will count it halfway from the other post

ok so recently I’ve been listening to a lyrical cover of Sacrifice this one specifically:

And I’ve been looping and I am here to bring y’all a cool ass concept. At least to me.

Say instead of the MadRat and Heart Dying at the end of the day after beating Rat God, for some reason they get teleported to Nevada (They save Jack and the Girl before hand I’m not a monster) and through some nonsense involving the Improbability drive or something and get extended lifespans by like 10 years or something along with becoming Bigger (MR 2 1/2 feet Heart the Cat 3 1/2), although they learn that the Auditor is gonna nuke Nevada within 72 hours and they gotta escape fast and apparently Rat “God” somehow has manifested in the real world with real Godly Powers via another Improbability Drive or something. Fast forward to the Final day and they found a Cargo Van on its way out of that hell zone but as they escape Tricky comes flying in with Rat God ready to run their shit. Cue Sacrifice.Flp. It’s just mainly MRD gameplay with a demonic clown and an awakened god.

Now here’s where the lyrics come in: Mad Rat and Heart take the Role of Deimos with Mad rat singing and Fighting and Heart providing music, while Rat God and Tricky take the role of Bf Gf and Pico. The first half has Tricky in his normal form but after a bit of time he switches to his Expurgation form with Rat God summoning Hallucinations and other things. Now in Sacrifice.Flp there’s an Animation Deimos does along with the Audio “Come on! DO IT!”.

Now imagine: The fight is getting intense and hope is seeming lost until mad rat says COME ON DO IT! And:

(Minus throwing it in a cage, Kris was the example I needed)

RIPS HIS OWN DAMN HEART OUT! so he just has his own Heart outside of him (not Heart he’s watching is surprise and slight awe and a bit of terror) and is seemingly fighting harder than ever with his heart comnected to him still via blood vessels Floating like Heart once did. Then time stops but instead of going backwards it fast forwards time to where the nuke is gonna land in 5 minutes. Finishing off the insane duo Heart and Mad Rat make their grand escape leaving Rat God and Tricky stuck in Nevada as a Giant Nuke goes off. Heart and MR cuddle together ignoring the explosion behind them cause cool guys don’t look at explosions.

[servrz]

been playing around with a bunch of different ops lately, as you can tell. so, here are my main 3 ops for each side at this moment.

attack

ash - ah. nothing quite like ash. stuck with her through the ups and downs-- got her stuns removed, reduced to 2 breach rounds, the r4-c became borderline uncontrollable, her precious acog was taken. but i'll tell you what... she's back, baby. the r4-c slaps again (acog is back but i still use holo), she still fast as fuck, and the boom boom launcher can take care of tons of util. favorite entry fragger, favorite operator. goated.

iana - yeah yeah, i know. no more frags, no more stuns. iana is somewhat of a shell of the entry fragging powerhouse she used to be. but let me tell you, she's still really solid. the arx and g36 are two great weapons that can fit a variety of situations, and the gemini is basically just an unlimited rechargeable drone. still a w entry fragger.

finka - honestly, i hated finka for so long. when she was first released in chimera, she was pretty underwhelming for me and remained that way until she became the staple of the lmg meta. that made me hate her in a different way. but once that whole debacle was taken care of, i tried her out with the spear (which i enjoyed on thunderbird) and realized she isn't so bad. the gun is solid, and the heals provide some good value for the team.

defense

solis - yeah, she's getting nerfed next season, but she will still be good. and right now, she's really, really, reeeeally fucking good. the ultimate drone hunter, with the smg-11 as a secondary, who has the potential for insane plays and lurks. her info gathering ability is unmatched, and she's the most dominant roaming operator in the game right now. the p90 takes some getting used to, but OH MY GOD THE SMG-11. cracked.

vigil - vigil was my boy back in years 5 and 6. the k1a has always slapped, and even though his cloak isn't particularly strong anymore, the ability to deny the attackers access to your precise location can prove really valuable on the roam and in 1vX situations. he's always had a special place in my heart, and it will remain that way. bible done hit luigi

alibi - alibi is an operator that everyone loved for the 1.5. she also doesn't have impacts anymore, so she isn't as strong as she once was, but she's still fun to roam with. the mx4 storm is an insane smg, one of my favorites. the bailiff is a good util sidearm, with a great revolver as an alternative. the addition of prox mines to her kit provides some flank cover for her if she roams, or provides your teammates with intel if you place them around site. her holograms are hit or miss, but with clever placement she could still get some decent value out of them.

also got some honorable mentions for ops that i think are good and fun, but aren't really in my top 3 on either side. they probably don't fit my entry fragging and hard roaming playstyle, but i like them nonetheless.

flores - by far my favorite non-entry frag attacker. if i ever wanna sit back and play more passive, he is my number one choice. i hate thatcher so i never really realized how good the ar33 was until i played flores. the raze boombots ratero drones are super useful for clearing util without putting yourself in harm's way, which can make a huge difference when you're gonna push or contest an area.

ram - my favorite vertical play op. the r4-c is my favorite gun, so that's a plus. the razor roombas are so good at crushing floors-- they cover a lot of ground and can do it remotely. not much else to say, she's just awesome.

deimos - i'm still learning how to play him effectively, but i always thought the ak74 was mistreated because it's been greatly overshadowed by the arx on nomad. i'm happy to see it getting some attention. the 'volver is a pocket dmr, so being restricted to it while the deathmark is active is still fucking good. its destructibility is nice too. but the deathmark is a lot of fun to use, and is a great info gathering tool in a capable deimos's hands.

brava - i feel like brava is greatly underrated in most cases. the para is a good weapon despite its slow fire rate, and the super shorty is always a good destruction sidearm. the ability to use defenders' gadgets against them is really good, and she's a great counter for teams that run a lot of maestro, kapkan, anyone with prox mines, and more.

azami - doesn't really fit my roaming archetype, but i'm still very much a fan. the vsn is a very strong smg, and the deagle is a fucking hand cannon. her pancakes can block off lines of sight and create silly little angles for me and my team to hold, which is super useful for when you wanna hold an area down. the kibas are more easily destroyed now, but who cares? they've still proven to be really strong and effective at their job.

ela - god, i love ela, but it's so hard to justify bringing her nowadays. the scorpion is actually pretty solid with its fire rate and mag capacity, but it's so hard to control, making it pretty unreliable. her grzmots are basically prox alarms that are destroyed upon use. the stun helps a little bit, but not much. i hope she gets buffed soon (and her gun too) so that she's a little bit more viable.

warden - haha. everyone looooved warden for his 1.5, but those days are OVER. i mained warden before the 1.5 even existed, and i can say that he does have his uses. i think his ability is even more useful now that ying is pretty popular and wamai is typically picked over jager (so candelas and stuns still go off). the mpx is a headshot machine, but you can also bring the shotgun for funsies since you have the smg-12 as a full-auto secondary. my only gripe with him is that he's slow now, but it ain't so bad.

thorn - yet ANOTHER operator enjoyed by 1.5 crutch users. and yet ANOTHER operator i mained before the addition of her 1.5. the uzk is a criminally underrated weapon in my opinion, and the cz75 as a secondary is a great full-auto sidearm to compensate for the uzk's small mag. her thorn traps are (like ela) basically glorified prox mines, but (unlike ela) have the potential to kill and destroy util.

[madimagines]

~ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ TO CONFESS!

a headcanon list featuring hank, deimos, and sanford when first admitting their feelings to you.

content includes: fluff, romance.

author's note: hello! this is my first proper post on this account. i haven't written this much in a long time,,, i hope you enjoy!

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# ‎ ~ ‎ HANK J. WIMBLETON

hank never thought of himself to be the "romantically inclined" type of guy. he's always too busy with combat and dealing with the general chaos of nevada that he could never see himself becoming vulnerable with a special person.

so on the day that hank found himself plotting a feeling dump, he couldn't recognize himself in the mirror.

hank would spend a long time perfecting the moment, doing his best to erase every flaw and ensure it'd be a time to die for.

he'll get you things that you like: things that somehow managed to survive in the madness.

hank would bring you to a quiet place, a nice view on top of a mountain. no danger in site: surprisingly.

you two will get into friendly conversation: talking about your interests and how your day has been. eventually, it will dive into something deeper.

hank will take your hand into his own, looking into your eyes as he speaks. he's visibly nervous, stumbling over his words and shaking in the slightest.

as hank rambles on, you start to catch onto what he's trying to do: it's too obvious. you softly smile, before getting onto your knees and leaving a gentle peck on hank's forehead.

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# ‎ ~ ‎ SANFORD

sanford has more relationship experience than the other guys would, so he acknowledged his crush pretty quickly.

he goes about confessing more smartly: sanford decides not to rush anything and let mother nature take it's course.

one day while you two are out on a supply hunt, you happen to trip over a mask camouflaged to the ground.

you gasp in surprise, feeling your body come to an unbalance.

sanford jumps to action, catching you in his arms.

you had shut your eyes, expecting contact with the rock hard surface. when you open your eyes, you see a shocked and worried face staring down at you.

your cheeks heat up in a blush, and so do sanfords.

"heh- sorry, y/n. didn't want ya hitting the ground there. you okay?"

"i'm fine, sanford. thank you for this..."

sanford helps you back to your feet, and the rest of the time between you two is interesting. you two are closer in contact, looking at each other more frequently, and even holding hands. sanford knew what this all could mean.

when you two came to a halt, he took the first chance to chuck the information out.

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# ‎ ~ ‎ DEIMOS

let it be known, deimos is far from being considered a serious guy. he may have the brains for tech and hacking, but certainly doesn't always use it right.

deimos' heart came to a halt when he saw you and your personality. he even dropped his cigarette!

deimos knew from the start that he liked you, but instead of embracing it he death metal screamed from the inside.

what?! how will he tell you?? is he insane?

deimos would run around, beating himself up over it. anxiety overtaking the once laid-back smoker.

when d DOES figure himself out, he doesn't go about planning some big moment or casual dinner. deimos sticks to his hints and cues: flirting with you whenever chance he gets, complimenting you, the list goes on.

one day, deimos accidentally outted himself during one of his flirt sessions.

you were left in shock, and deimos couldn't contain his blush. face covered, backing away, the dude was a mess.

you weren't mad at all: because you felt the same about deimos. you go up to him, and carefully hold both of his wrists.

"that's funny, because i feel the same way!"

[spearxwind]

I picked the name Deimos because I love space stuff and Mars' moons. My surprise when my friends tell me it's a greek god of terror. Love Deimos in Challenger Deep too! Very wicked design

HOLD ON DEIMOS IS WHAT........

HUH. WELL. I HAVE TO ADMIT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART THAT IS A TOTAL COINCIDENCE. I DIDNT KNOW

I literally also only knew about the Martian moon Deimos, sister to Phobos.... my 5D chess game is so fucking insane

[shyflameweasel]

Regarding the roommate grunts turned human, can you do hcs of them finding out that reader's s/o is at best, a douchenozzle?

Ok before anything I'm like really curious as to why you have such a fixation on a s/o character in a au where its just light hearted insanity. What about the daily hijinks of a normal human getting used to the madness of tired and scarily competent peepaw, goofy but terrifying smoker, foodie hook, and feral gremlin boogieman inspires romance?

*claps hands* So its not really going to be all that exciting overall.

They're just going to use Nevada Rules which is, 'If it pisses you off in any way shape or form. Either kick its ass or off them, whichever is more therapeutic.'

When you come from a place where almost everything is out to kill you and you have allies at your back then you're gonna take care of them like you do them. So just old instincts kicking into gear.

So if its like, normal levels of jerk then they're, mostly the trio, are going to rough them up a bit to either have the partner fix the act or break it off.

Again, these fellas are jacked its not gonna take much for threats of physical violence to make someone back down.

Worse stuff just means that its gonna be a toss up. They could suffer quickly and painfully courtesy of Hank. Or have their entire life broken down and ruined by Deimos' hacking abilities.

Sanford would either join in when he could or offering emotional support to the reader via food or games or whatever.

2BDamned is his normal gruff self but insists on checking out the reader.

If there wasn't weapon training before (unlikely) then there is now.

[author-morgan]

author-morgan’s Library

Welcome! Here you can find an organized masterlist for my one-shots, alphabets, and multi-chapter works for numerous fandoms including Assassin’s Creed, Red Dead Redemption, The Witcher, Vikings, GoT, HotD, and more. This is updated regularly as I post new pieces of my writing. Join my discord server or tumblr community for a good time and to keep up to date with what I’m working on or check out this list.

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Also, I’m more than happy to take requests for one-shots, drabbles, and headcanons for the aforementioned characters. Check out these prompts if you need some inspiration. Requests are currently CLOSED.

Smut (18+ only!) - ⁂  Fluff - ✻ Angst - ♛

Phobia (Alexios x fem!OC)

“Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this.” Fate decrees two kindred souls from two different empires will find one another, and the spear shall be made whole again.

Open Water (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

A Sibling Rivalry (Alexios x fem!Reader x Kassandra)⁂

The Sculptor (Alexios x fem!Reader)⁂

Far From Home (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

Admiration (Brasidas x fem!Reader x Alexios)⁂

Rest and Relaxation (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

Persuasion (Alexios x fem!Reader x Eivor)⁂

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t." (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing +  Kisses Where One Person Is Sitting In The Other’s Lap (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻♛

One is mind controlled and forced to fight the other. The other refusing to harm them and getting seriously injured as a consequence. The person coming to and seeing what they’ve done (Alexios x fem!Reader)♛

Being jealous and teasing Alexios at a symposium (Alexios x fem!Reader)⁂

Don’t get sassy with me!” “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”... (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

Being best friends with Alexios and drunkenly telling him your feelings toward him. (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻♛

“Your bed head is really cute.” “You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.” (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

Reader is best friends with Alexios, but easily gets jealous because she loves him (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻♛

You and Alexios bicker a lot, but it’s because you like one another (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

Alexios admits his feelings for you almost when it’s too late (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻♛

Alexios finds another Tainted One and is no longer alone in the world (Alexios x fem!Reader)✻

SFW Alphabet✻

NSFW Alphabet⁂

Headcanons for how Alexios reacts and acts around pregnant reader.✻

Headcanons for Alexios with a hotheaded partner. ✻

Headcanons for bad pick-up lines with Alexios.✻

Modern Alexios headcanons.♛

Headcanons for how Alexios reacts to being teased all day.⁂

Kryptic (Deimos!Alexios x fem!OC)

But the great leveler, Death: not even the gods can defend a man, not even one they love, that day when fate takes hold and lays him out at last. Death submits to no one, not even Dread and Destruction. They are both weapons of flesh and bone, of warm blood and beating hearts, and they cannot be controlled.

The Way (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻♛

A Siren’s Song (Deimos x fem!Reader)⁂

It Will Come Back (Deimos x fem!Reader)⁂

Dread and Destruction (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻♛

Together (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻♛

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?” (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻

“Your heart’s beating so fast.” “Do you even still love me?” “You don’t have to do this.” “You’re so much different when we’re alone.” (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻♛

“Why are you awake right now?” “If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.” (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻♛

One is mind controlled and forced to fight the other. The other refusing to harm them and getting seriously injured as a consequence. The person coming to and seeing what they’ve done (Deimos x fem!Reader)♛

post-Deimos!Alexios trying to fit in in Sparta.✻♛

Taking a bath with Deimos!Alexios (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻

“I don't think I know how to love.” "Don't. I'm not good for you. Don't even think about falling for me." (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻♛

“I know I’m a monster, but you look at me like I’m a man.” “You do have something to live for. You have me.” (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻♛

Jealous!Deimos at a symposium and confessions under the stars (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻

Picking out baby names with Deimos (turns to post-Cult!Deimos) (Deimos x fem!Reader)✻

“Oh gods, what happened to you?" and "Don't ever scare me like that again, do you hear me?" (Deimos x fem!Reader) ✻♛

SFW Alphabet✻

NSFW Alphabet⁂

Headcanons for how Deimos reacts and acts around pregnant reader✻

Headcanons for bad pick-up lines with Deimos✻

Headcanons for how Deimos reacts to being teased all day⁂

Headcanons for how Deimos reacts when you save him from an attacker✻

I Found You (Brasidas x Reader and platonic!Alexios x fem!Reader)✻♛

A Truce (Brasidas x fem!Reader)⁂

Call of Home (Brasidas x fem!Reader)⁂

Admiration (Brasidas x fem!Reader x Alexios)⁂

Brasidas saving you from the Monger's men (Brasidas x fem!Reader)✻

Headcanons for bad pick-up lines with Brasidas.✻

Headcanons for how Brasidas reacts to being teased all day⁂

Oath Bound (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

A Good Day (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Eivor’s Wingman (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

A Little Farmhand (Eivor x fem!Reader)⁂✻

A Good Distraction (Eivor x fem!Reader)⁂

Promises (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻♛

A Small Price (Eivor x fem!Reader)⁂

Picnics and Flowers (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Feathered Confessions (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Most Beloved (Havi x Frigg & Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Persuasion (Eivor x fem!Reader x Alexios)⁂

Eivor proposing to you by singing a song (inspired by the Dancing and the Dreaming from HTTYD2) (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Accidentally injuring Eivor and tending to his wounds (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

"Please... Kiss me even if it's just this once" + "No one's kissed me like that in a long time" (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻♛  

Having a picnic with Eivor and braiding his hair (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Being long time friends with Eivor and him getting jealous and having feelings... (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻♛(very mild)

Being cold natured and cuddling with Eivor because he’s very warm (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Waking Eivor up by going down on him (Eivor x fem!Reader)⁂

Eivor is a little grumpy, but he’s soft for you. (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

"I can't- I can't breathe" "Breathe with me okay" "Let's calm that heart rate down.” (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻♛

Training with Eivor and things get heated (Eivor x fem!Reader)⁂

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.” + “Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.” (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Eivor is a stubborn patient with unspoken feelings (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Reuniting with Eivor after a raid (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻♛

You don’t know Eivor is planning on proposing, but the village does. (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Soft, quiet time with Eivor after a battle (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Sharing body heat with Eivor (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Matching tattoos with Eivor (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

First kiss with Eivor (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

An arranged marriage with a Saxon princess turns into something more (Eivor x fem!Reader)⁂✻

Stumbling across Eivor while he bathes (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Being a reincarnation of Frigg and finding Eivor (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Baking honey cakes for Eivor (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Meeting Eivor on the battlefield and having flashbacks to a previous life (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Eivor makes a promise to you and will keep it at all costs (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻♛

The Sigrblót festival brings you and Eivor closer together (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

Eivor teaches his daughter to make cairns when you are sick (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

A love-hate relationship with Eivor where it takes him nearly dying for amends to be made (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

You welcome Eivor home after his journey to Vinland (Eivor x fem!Reader) ⁂✻

Eivor and you find yourselves hiding from Saxon soldiers when an idea comes to mind (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻

You misinterpret a moment between Eivor and Randvi which eventually leads to confessed feelings (Eivor x fem!Reader)✻♛

SFW Alphabet✻

NSFW Alphabet⁂

Headcanons for bad pick-up lines with Eivor✻

Headcanons for Eivor with a hotheaded partner✻

Headcanons for how Eivor reacts and acts around pregnant reader✻

Headcanons for how Eivor reacts to being teased all day⁂

Headcanons for how Eivor reacts when you save him from an attacker✻

Valhalla’s Calling (Ivarr x fem!OC)♛

Green (Ivarr x fem!Reader)⁂

Gentle Sins (Ivarr x fem!Reader)⁂

Ivarr picks flowers for you (Ivarr x fem!Reader)✻

Ivarr chases you through the woods and the game leads to something more (Ivarr x fem!Reader)⁂

Surprising Ivarr as you train together (Ivarr x fem!Reader)⁂

A little bit of mead and you let slip how you really feel about Ivarr (Ivarr x fem!Reader)⁂

Tending to Ivarr after he is returned from a failed raid of the Western Isle (Ivarr x fem!Reader)✻

Ivarr is a terrible patient, but there’s one foolproof way to assure his cooperation (Ivarr x fem!Reader)⁂

Ivarr finds himself going soft for a Saxon princess (Ivarr x fem!Reader)✻

Being Ceolbert’s sister and learning of what happened in Sciropscire (Ivarr x fem!Reader)♛

NSFW Alphabet⁂

Random Ivarr headcanons✻

Aged Rum (Edward x fem!Reader)⁂

Davy Jones AU

Edward gives you a music box before he must leave. (Edward x fem!Reader)✻♛

Deliverance (Arthur Morgan x fem!OC)

"I will deliver you out of the hand of the wicked and redeem you from the grasp of the ruthless."     -Jeremiah 15:21 A train heist gone wrong. A pawn stolen. Leviticus Cornwall is not a man to cross. But the Van der Linde Gang presses their luck and tries his patience when the heiress of the Cornwall fortune falls into their grasp. What seems like an easy ticket back West turns into something larger than the Van der Linde Gang can imagine and in the end, the prize might not be worth the cost.

Arthur Morgan:

Silver Moonlight (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)⁂

Sweet Caroline (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)⁂

Elysian Dreams (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)⁂

Ballroom Thieves (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)⁂

A Silver Promise (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)♛✻

John Marston:

Ghost of Days Gone By (John Marston x fem!Reader)✻⁂

Finding sketches of yourself in Arthur’s sketchbook and him admitting to his feelings about you. (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)✻

Cleaning Arthur up after he comes back from a hunt. (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)✻

Arthur takes care of you when you’re feeling under the weather (Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader)✻

Healing Waters (Geralt x fem!Reader)⁂

Needed Rest (Geralt x fem!Reader)✻

A Fated Storm (Geralt x fem!Reader)✻

Down by the Water (Fili x fem!Reader)⁂

Golden Lionheart (Fili x fem!Reader)✻

Star of Gondor (Boromir x OFC)✻

Ragnar Lodbrok:

Sweetest Dreams (Ragnar x fem!Reader)⁂

The Best Laid Plans (Ragnar x fem!Reader x Ecbert)⁂

Ice Ice Baby (Ragnar x fem!Reader)✻

Halfdan the Black:

In This Life (Halfdan x fem!Reader)♛

Harald Finehair:

The Queen’s Gambit (Harald x fem!Reader)⁂

Riverside (Harald x fem!Reader + Halfdan)⁂

King Ecbert:

Pleasures of Politicking (Ecbert x fem!Reader)⁂

The Best Laid Plans (Ragnar x fem!Reader x Ecbert)⁂

Ragnar Lodbrok:

Ragnar reminds you that you are his wife (Ragnar x fem!Reader)⁂

Things get frisky under the table during a feast with Ragnar (Ragnar x fem!Reader)⁂

Ragnar requests his wife’s company on the throne of Kattegat (Ragnar x fem!Reader)⁂

Ragnar makes a decision his wife is not happy with (Ragnar x fem!Reader)⁂

Halfdan the Black:

Halfdan arrives weary and seeking refuge during a storm (Halfdan x fem!Reader)✻

Halfdan makes amends after pushing you away (Halfdan x fem!Reader)⁂

Halfdan lets you take your revenge for him eating the last honey cake (Halfdan x fem!Reader)⁂

Harald and Halfdan seek to repay you for aiding in their victories (Harald x fem!Reader x Halfdan)⁂

Harald Finehair:

Harald decides it is time to make you his queen (Harald x fem!Reader)⁂

Harald and Halfdan seek to repay you for aiding in their victories (Harald x fem!Reader x Halfdan)⁂

Harald returns to his wife and queen after the defeat in Paris (Harald x fem!Reader)✻

Daemon Targaryen:

Rise by the Birdsong (Daemon Targaryen x fem!Reader)⁂

Dragonknight (Daemon Targaryen x fem!Reader)✻

Ānogar Hūra (Daemon Targaryen x fem!Reader)⁂

Others:

White Knight (Erryk Cargyll x fem!Reader)⁂

Iā Zaldrīzes’s Prūmia (Aemond Targaryen x fem!Reader)✻

Cold Hands (Tormund Giantsbane x fem!Reader)⁂

A Dove and a Hound (Sandor Clegane x fem!Reader)✻

The Hands of the Queen (Bárid x fem!Reader)✻ — AC: Valhalla

Daylight (King Arthur x fem!Reader)⁂  — King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

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Replies to fic/headcanon ask memes

Discourse: Short essays and responses for fandoms including Assassin’s Creed and Amazon’s Rings of Power.

[dragonfire2lm]

So, I play Warframe.

Warframe released this warframe wayback thing on their website that allows users to see their overall stats from playing across the years.

Here's mine!

Trivia Time!

Warframes

- Equinox was the first frame I ever brought, I used her almost exclusively until I bought Ivara. I was a walking buff generator with Equinox.

- I am an Ivara Main, stealth is my jam! I have cheesed Shadow Stalker, the arenas on Sedna (and Kayla De Thaym), most bosses now that I think about it (not counting Vay Hek "Turkey Mech")

- My best friend actually bought me Ember Prime, back when her parts cost a fortune, before she was nerfed into the ground. I liked running around with World on Fire obliterating everything... then they reworked her because the devs don't like "Press button to win" strats.

Weapons

- Ah, the Tigris Prime, my "bang, you're dead" gun that has served me faithfully throughout most of my run in Warframe. I'm vision impaired, I suck at shooters, so the high damage shotgun was perfect. Then I made it silent! Ivara with this thing is awesome.

- Grakata! Ok, yeah these were fun to use, and Clem is just a cool character, they were my go-to secondary.

- My wonderful, twirling, smacky-stick of doom, The Galatine Prime. This thing was a beast stat-wise and since I primarily use melee, I kicked arse. Tempo Royale on this made me a walking blender, and yes, paired with Ivara I did even more damage. I'd cheese sentients on Lua with this sword while my friend tanked all the damage.

Other Stuff

- Nowadays, I run the Daikyu for my primary, because I like bows and I have an awesome status build with a riven. Secondary is kind of up in the air, either a kitgun or whatever new weapon looks good. Currently giving the Epitaph a whirl. As for Melee, I used Zaws, I have a few polearms, a dagger, and my favourite, a scythe that functions like a heavy weapon, which means more spinning with Tempo Royale.

- Still an Ivara main! I run a maxed efficiency build with high duration and a bit of power strength so I stay stealthed for ages and provide a ton of damage with Artemis Bow.

- I also main Inaros, purely for the insane amount of tankiness the frame has. I call mine "Dog God" because of the anubis helmet I have on him. He's the frame I pull out when I do high level content that I want done fast without worrying about squishy frames like Ivara.

- My friend and I do have a Clan, The Helix Force. I made the clan glyph/logo thingy by cobbling together icons from the games in paint, it uses the focus icon and lotus icon to make a purple flower with a yellow centre.

- Stopped playing back when Heart of Deimos dropped because holy shit was that broken. On the bright side, I still have plenty of content to plow through now that the bugs are fixed. Downside is that the Heart of Deimos colour palette causes eye strain. Which is a shame, I want the infested fox damnit.

- I play on PS4!

[ratt-selfships-archive]

F/O List!

Romantic ❤

Uncomfortable sharing romantics with an X next to them!

Flippy (htf) tag: love on the battlefield

Mole (htf) tag: super spy

Pop (htf) tag: papa bear

Splendid (htf) tag: to the rescue!

Deimos (madcom) tag: candy cigarettes

Catatonic (oc) tag: life's tough get a helmet

Randy Cunningham (rc9gn) tag: Let's be ninjas! X

Hank (madcom) tag: mission improbable X

DJ Yellow (rhythm heaven) tag: scratch that! X

Jack Walten (twf) tag: smile and the world smiles with you X

Boozoo the magician (twf) tag: blink and you'll miss it X

Beckett (The backstagers) tag: lights camera action! X

Stepswitcher (rhythm heaven) tag: step to the beat X

Airboarder (rhythm heaven) tag: duck! Jump!

Ratt Stockton (oc) tag: once a rat now a mouse X

Brent Tenners (oc) tag: French homework at the arcade X

Zim (invader Zim) tag: invaded my heart!

Bomb (Inanimate Insanity) tag: ka-boom!

Knife (Inanimate Insanity) tag: knife to meet you!

Starfruit cookie (cr) tag: my North star

Licorice cookie (cr) tag: necromancy fancy X

Goo (inane Insanity) tag: Gooey Love X

Yin-Yang (Inanimate Insanity) tag: two heads are better then one! X

Kevin Kandy (spooky month) tag: sweet as candy! X

The Hatzgang [polyship] (spooky month) individual character tags: Ross: bug collecting boyfriend, Robert: hatz off!, Roy: the not so big and not so bad bully poly tag: backyard bullies X

Monster (fnf) tag: And then you'll be my boyfriend! X

Captain (tankmen) tag: Rodger that! X

Whitty (fnf) tag: you're the bomb! X

Knuckles the echidna (sonic) tag: the emerald of my eye X

Espio the chameleon (sonic) tag: chaotix chameleon X

Poco (brawl stars) tag: feel the music! X

Bluster (Care Bears) tag: being bad never felt so good X

Yancy (ahwm) tag: jail birds of a feather X

Grumpy Bear (Care bears) tag: bear boyfriend X

Benry (Hlvrai) tag: (A) I love you! X

Gordon Feetman (Hlvrai) tag: Theoretical physics or something X

Tommy Coolata (Hlvrai) tag: Sunkist and Science

Forzen (Hlvrai) tag: Bootboy but himbo

Darnold Pepper (Hlvrai) tag: Silly straws and soda

Gordon Freeman (HL) tag: Mr. Silent Type X

Jenny Wakeman/XJ9 (MLAATR) tag: Robotic Remedy X

Eugene (Animal Crossing) Tag: Rootbeer Flavored Affection X

Gordon Freemind (Freeman's Mind/GordonCubed) tag: Black Mesa's got nothing on us X

Nott the Brave (Critical Role) tag: Shiny rocks and liquor

Platonic 🤍

All tagged with 🤍Best Fictional Friends🤍

Aziz (the backstagers)

Sasha (the backstagers)

Hunter (the backstagers)

Jory (the backstagers)

Lucy (your boyfriend)

Y/n the MC (your boyfriend)

T.K (your boyfriend)

Yg/gf (your boyfriend)

Hex (fnf)

Chell (portal)

Pico (fnf)

Bf (fnf)

Barney (hl)

Familiar💜

All tagged with Familiar tag💜 (except ship children)

Bombshell (oc/fnf) [ship child with whitty] tag: drop it like a bombshell!

Mommy mearest (fnf) [mother]

Daddy dearest (fnf) [father]

Choir kids (rhythm heaven) [sons]

Skid and Pump (fnf/spooky month) [younger brothers]

Gf (fnf) [sister]

Bubby (Hlvrai) [father]

Coomer (Hlvrai) [father]

G-man (hlvrai/hl) [father]

Tin (oc) [brother]

Hello Kitty (sanrio) [daughter]

Pompomperin (sanrio) [son]

Badtz-maru (sanrio) [son]

Secret F/Os 👻👻

Aka F/Os I'm uncomfortable admiting I F/O at this time

Dude I'm not gay I sware 🎤

Not a nobody to me! 💘

Blew up my heart 💣

My buzzy bee 🐝

Ignite my love 🔥

[geek-gem]

Now considering I did this with the first two Resident Evil films. But now I’m doing one with Doom. To be honest I stalled on this. 

I’m just gonna say some stuff. I love the Doom franchise, I love the video games. Including I love the character of Doomguy/Doom Slayer. But I’ve only seen bits of the movie and I have watched the first person scene on YouTube. Including I know how the movie goes with Filmcomicsexplained detailing the story of that 2005 movie.

Including I just don’t wanna watch the movie. Because it’s one of those video game movies that just doesn’t treat it’s source material right enough, and just doesn’t overall seem like a good film. Even if it had little things you can like. Along with the fact despite the upcoming movie Doom Annihilation having actual demons now. The idea Universal decided to put it as a direct to video movie instead of in theaters. Which is really disappointing but considering the 2005 film bombed, I could understand. But the fact of how the film looks and just.....it’s stupid. Despite some things I have read that Doomguy is in the film still.

To be honest I wouldn’t mind it two ways. One we might not get another Doom film again or just maybe we shouldn’t get one. Two a Doom film can work in some regards. Yet to be honest I feel like what I read of people wanting a, “Avengers” big movie seems very ridiculous and I wouldn’t mind a low budget or just....a simple movie can work.

But I shouldn’t make that the point. The point of this post is a what if situation of if that first Doom movie was while a loose adaption, a better movie that respects the source material more. Basically actual demons and other shit. Yet also I have thought about taking elements from the games and even well novels. Which might piss some fans off of the novels part. Don’t worry the demons aren’t aliens they are actually still demons and not mutants like in the film. 

Yet the idea was of to make a film that I guess honors the Doom franchise. While also mainly sticking with the original game. But also taking elements from other stuff such as Doom 3. Which is a game I do like as well. 

Basically a loose adaption that isn’t perfect but respects the Doom franchise itself and could be it’s own take on the franchise. Especially as someone who has thought of a Doom movie of how it could work. Such as taking elements from the 2016 game. But we are focusing on what was released in 2005. Honestly I’d should start making this now, sorry to ramble on.

Synopsis: It is 2022, humanity has been able to reach beyond Earth and go to other planets. Such as Mars with the corporation known as UAC has made it possible living there. Especially it’s moons Phobos and Deimos

But also behind the scenes, the UAC has been performing secret experiments with teleportation. Yet during these experiments they’ve unleashed something truly terrible. A portal to literal Hell. 

Now with the facility has been overrun with demons. Killing almost everyone and even many becoming possessed and acting like zombies. Especially it’s worse with other demons that are more ferocious such as the Imps, Pinky’s, and more. They are all over the UAC Mars Research Base, and Mars City.

A group of survivors try to survive this onslaught. When all hope seems lost, a marine(Dwayne Johnson) who was punitively posted at the facility is determined to kill all the demons and make sure they don’t get back to Earth. Including take down the now insane Dr. Malcom Betruger(Robert Englund) who has sided with the demons, intent on helping them get to Earth.

Characters.

Dwayne Johnson as Flynn Taggart The Doomguy: A 29 year old corporal who is sent to the Mars facility to assist as punishment for assaulting his senior officer who ordered him to shoot a group of civilians. 

He’s more of a, “Actions speak louder than words” kind of guy. The, “Strong Silent Type” kind of marine. Doesn’t really speak unless he feels like it or if it’s necessary. Capable of handling all different kinds of firearms. Including being quite fast during combat, hardly stressed at all, and strong as hell.

Despite what makes him seem to be a brooding loner who doesn’t seem to care for anyone. Especially before the outbreak everyone looked at him as if he was a scary brute. He’s actually a man with a big heart. Such as helping a person calm down during a situation when they need it, and cares more about other the safety of other people’s lives than his own. A honorable marine who hates bullies and seems chill when there is no combat.

But when the outbreak of demons happens, his team of other marines who he has made friends with are killed when investigating the base. Along with also his pet rabbit he brought to Mars is killed by demons.

With his friends and his own pet he considered family killed, and the demons intention to get to Earth, Flynn is determined to make sure they never reach their goals. No matter how many there are and how powerful they are.

Including during combat, he wears a helmet to protect his head just in case.

Notes: As a fun easter egg instead of him being 30 years old. I decided to have him be born on the day the original Doom was released. Which is December 10 1993. Meaning well yeah this film would take place in December. 

Along with the fact I know Dwayne in the 2005 movie was offered to play John Grimm but he chose to play the sarge. I wanted to make this fan casting. Along with the fact while I do agree with the idea Doomguy is a character in his own right that doesn’t need to speak and again a actions speak louder than words kind of guy. Including the fact he’s supposed to be the player character. 

Yet this movie version of the Flynn character who is more serious and more akin to what Doomguy seems to be like. Such as even the 2016 games. Basically more serious than what the novels described Flynn as. 

This version is basically I guess a representation of Doomguy as a person. If we didn’t go with the route of no talking and other things. He’s a Doomguy in his own right. But it’s a different take that I did to best respect the original character if I had to go with the route if he had to talk and other stuff.

Including let’s have a fun scene like the final shootout scene of The Rundown(A film Dwayne Johnson was in) but it’s Doomguy with the demons. Just showcasing Doomguy’s badassness in the scene. I’m talking about the Boom Shakalaka scene which I had watched before making this post.

Karl Urban as John “Reaper” Grimm: One of the few marines that has survived the onslaught of the demon outbreak on Mars. A Staff Sargent who seems rather angsty years after his parents who were UAC scientists died in a accident. But still cares for his Samantha Grimm and also a new friend of his named Emma Grace. 

While he didn’t take a liking towards Flynn at first assuming Flynn didn’t care for anyone but himself. He realizes Flynn and him share the same values of honor and other things. Especially in a way similar losses to his own.

Notes: I’m gonna say I like Karl Urban and from what I know people liked Karl as Reaper who is basically the Doomguy in the movie. But I have not watched the movie fully and wondered if I should. So I can’t make my own opinion. But I decided to keep his character and decided to keep his back story too for people who liked him.

Robert Englund as Dr. Malcom Bertruger: The Research director at Mars. After being teleported into Hell once and made a pact with the demons. Once a respected man who has now become evil, showcasing more of who he is. Especially after years being on Mars and helping the demons prepare for the outbreak. 

Including he is also responsible for brining back a once dead demon back to life into the now powerful Cyberdemon.

Notes: Originally I was gonna have Mads Mikkelsen(who’s also awesome) as Bertruger. Mainly cause of a reviewers comparison of the character to Hannibal Lector or whatever. But I thought Robert Englund was just a fun choice and just the idea of Freddy Krueger is the one who unleashes these demons or whatever.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Emma Grace: A rookie security officer who has been at the Mars facility for a while now. While despite being a officer, she’s has shown to be paranoid and the demon outbreak makes it all worse. But when she meets Flynn, she becomes more courageous after being inspired by Flynn’s determination and bravery. 

Rosamund Pike as Dr. Samantha Grimm: The twin sister of John Grimm and a doctor at the Mars research facility. She was one of the few people who began noticing something was up with Bertruger. 

Considering people liked Reaper and what I’ve seen on Tumblr some folks liked Samantha so she’s here too.

List of demons: Imps, possessed soldiers and overall zombies, Cacodemons, Pinky’s, Lost Souls, Barons Of Hell, and the Cyberdemon. With them while looking demonic, it’s respecting the original source material. But the film can make it’s own take on the demons. Yet the point being they have color and they just look demonic as hell. Also you can tell which one is which or whatever.

The Cyberdemon in a way is the big demon antagonist of the film. Including for this film I decided to keep it simple by mainly using the demons from the first game.

Also I just wanna spoil the ending and just talk about that. Basically the survivors are Flynn, Reaper, Emma, and Samantha. But Flynn because he wants them all to survive and he personally wants to take on Hell himself. He makes sure they all escape to Earth, making sure none of the demons get to Earth.

Flynn takes on the Cyberdemon and kills it. Including he finds Bertruger and maybe kills him or Bertruger dies on his own. Maybe becoming the Maledict. But also Flynn purposely decides to trap himself in Hell to take on the forces of Hell. Which speaks volumes about his character because he wants to make sure no demons even set foot on Earth.

Including being in Hell gives him more power, such as more speed, more strength, and he can’t get tired. The demons prepare to brace themselves for their new found terror of the warrior who has literally stood up to them during the onslaught of Mars. With Flynn embracing his situation and runs towards the armies of Hell. In vengeance for every innocent person who was killed by the demons by also Daisy.

It’s also a call back to the ending of Doom 64. Along with the fact considering what happened with the first Doom film. While a excuctive producer said if the first film was successful, there would be a sequel, but the film bombed. Yet for this if a Hell On Earth happened. This film has a solid ending but it’s open in a way. With also a smooth transition to a sequel if it got one.

Also for this can we get a different director. Considering looking at the directors list of directed films on Wikipedia. Maybe someone else like Peter Berg, or Paul W.S. Anderson(Yes I said his name but I feel the director for the Doom movie might be not the best choice). I did think of including Robert Rodriguez, but I don’t know if I would trust him with how I envisioned this movie.

Besides I should say this, if wait Paul and Milla Jovovich weren’t married yet so she wouldn’t be involved. XD Besides I heard that Event Horizon by Paul W.S. Anderson is basically what the Doom movie should of been or something.

But yeah that’s a lot of wrote. Well I hope anyone who reads this enjoys this. Really it’s just a simple what if idea for that Doom movie. Just tell me your thoughts on this. Whether it’s an idea or advice. Again I just wanted to get this out of my system and out of the way. I’m done with the tags, hope you folks in the Doomguy tag don’t mind this.

Edit(also a 2nd edit forgot to put the last period at the end of this too) I’d forgot to mention if this got a Rotten Tomatoes score, it be 34% probably that, basically the 2002 Resident Evil’s score. I’d think I’ll leave it as that unless people think the film sounds better than it is.

[cosmica-galaxy]

Imagine like. One (or multiple) of the boys finally going to confess their love to the player but the player is into Jeb or Tricky. Like sorry babe love you and all but I'm into the Jesus cosplayer and the zombie clown

Hank feels his blood boil. No, he's not angry at you. He's angry at the fact that his RIVALS have captured the heart of his Player and he's nothing more than frustrated. What do they have that he doesn't? Does he need to prove to you that he's better?? What can he do to change your mind? The next time he encounters either Tricky or Jeb, he's gonna put his all into terminating them. Deimos is more than confused. Like...really? You're into an old fart that thinks he's Nevada's Messiah and a fucking dead clown? He's a little miffed but more so at the supposed interlopers. He wonders how he can charm you into liking HIM more than those guys. So he ups the jokes and the charm to try and entice your heart away from those two. He'll do his best to try and appeal to you more. He is far more sane than Jeb and actually has a pulse, unlike Tricky. He'll show you. Sanford gives you the most flat expression he can muster. Did he just hear you right? He knows he doesn't have 'ears' like you do, but he could've sworn you just admitting to liking Jeb and Tricky. Jeb he's much more lax with...but the DEAD CLOWN? He just couldn't believe the bar for a god would be so low to find Tricky attractive. What about your living vessels that aren't...TOTALLY insane? He bets Tricky is a horrible cook and Jeb is too old in comparison to him. So Sanford can't help but wonder what he's doing wrong in winning you over. But the more he thinks about it...the more he realizes your interest just don't make sense to him. 2B immediately offers to examine you to make sure you're feeling okay. Are you sure you're being normal about these 'crushes', Player? One is possibly delusional and the other is a Zed, a literal living corpse. How can they even be in your criteria of possible partners? Not only that, but they both work for the Auditor and the A.A.H.W! Are you sure you're not being affected by the madness in Nevada? Cause you're starting to sound less and less sane as you try to defend your interest in those two. He respects your...suitor choices...but he seems a bit more judgemental from then on.

[zhydoesart]

sometimes you have to lie to find the truth

Chapter 5: tension, harsh tones, and ruined memories

ships: past Anxceit, mostly-platonic Moceit

A/N: This one’s heavy, so read the warnings please, and stay safe kiddos. If I missed any warnings you think should be included, let me know.

WARNINGS: minor violence, mentions of past abuse, mentions of past domestic violence, mentions of blood, past abusive relationship, swearing

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Damien felt the familiar tug in his chest that meant that someone had summoned him. He closed his eyes and followed the feeling.

Odd. He’d appeared in… Virgil’s room–he’d gathered from all the cobwebs and the purple; it had been a long time since he’d been here. Not Thomas’ living room? The other sides didn’t usually summon him. But where was…?

A voice spoke from behind him, and he tensed.

“Well, well, well, Deceit,” crowed Virgil, and Damien spun around, only to come face-to-face with the scowling emo.

“Virgil,” greeted Damien cautiously. Virgil still hadn’t forgiven him, and for good reason, so he’d have to be careful not to say anything that might set him off, so to speak. “Was there a reason you summoned me?”

Virgil glared coldly. “I hear you’ve been trying to get close to my boyfriends. Gonna turn them against me like you did everyone else?”

Oh. So that’s what this was about. “Virgil, I don’t have any ulterior motives this time,” tried Damien.

“No. No, you don’t get to call me that.” Virgil’s laugh edged on hysterical.

“Anxiety, I promise.” He looked Virgil in the eye, but the pure hatred was too much, and he had to look away.

“Oh, do you? Very funny. You’ve had your fun, now stop pretending. Stop lying.” Virgil took a step forwards toward Damien, who took a step back. He’d never known the anxious side to be so forceful, but perhaps that was because Virgil had been scared to death of him before, and now he had something to protect.

“I know you’ve just been using them. I mean, it takes some real willpower to lie to Patton, and some real guile to lie to Logan, but really, shame on you for using Roman twice. You got him to trust you again. He’s naive when it comes to love–easily mislead and easily heartbroken.” Virgil stabbed Damien’s chest with a finger. “Ya know what’s gonna happen, Deceit, if you hurt them? Huh? Any of them?”

Virgil started circling Damien like a shark that’s smelled blood circles its prey. “FYI, Logan’s actually surprisingly fragile, and though he’s intelligent, he’s an idiot sometimes who pretends like he doesn’t have feelings, so you ought to be careful around him too. They’ve always been Light Sides, so they think people can really change, but they don’t know you like I do.”

A wicked grin grew across his face. “Remember when you burned my sketchbook in front of me? That had at least a year’s worth of drawings in it.” Damien’s eyes widened– Virgil was a Light Side now, he wouldn’t–

Damien reeled back from the forceful blow Virgil delivered to his cheek. He clutched at his face, wincing as he touched the bruised area. A part of him was stunned, but all the same, a part of him knew he probably deserved it.

“Remember that time you told Pride and Envy that I talked to the Light Sides?” This time, a punch to the gut, and Damien felt all the air get knocked out of him. “They took everything out on me, treated me like shit for weeks! Not only did you punish me, but they hurt me too!

“What about when you threatened to kill Deimos if I told the Light Sides about you?” Deimos was Virgil’s pet spider, and the next punch caused Damien a bloody nose.

Eventually, the blows weakened, before stopping entirely.

“Why won’t you fight back?” huffed Virgil as he tried to catch his breath.

“Because I deserve it,” stated Damien simply. “What I did to you was not right, and there really shouldn’t be any way I can make up for it, but I hope that I can at least atone partially.” He was in severe pain, but he pushed through the pain-filled fog in his mind. Telling Virgil how he felt was much more important.

Virgil was shaking, purple hair falling over his face as his head pointed towards the floor. Damien worried he’d be punched again, but instead, Virgil slumped forward against his chest. The anxious side, who’d seemed so furious and so merciless just moments before, now seemed so weak as he broke down, clutching at Damien’s clothes as the last of his resolve shattered.

“How could you do that?” Damien strained to hear Virgil’s whispers. “I depended on you.” He took a deep yet shaky breath. “I loved you.”

Damien was helpless to do anything other than stare, speechless.

“I was so scared as a new Side, constantly, so when you told me I could trust you, that you’d help me, I was so relieved. I thought that I had somebody I could depend on. I thought I wouldn’t have to be alone.” Despite all of the punches Virgil had delivered just moments ago, nothing hurt more than the weight of those words. He’d been there once too. He hadn’t had anyone to turn to, anyone to help him get his bearings, and to hear that he could’ve been that person for Virgil, but instead, he’d thrown it away…

“I was scared of so much back then, but I never thought one of those things would be you. I don’t remember anymore when exactly I started being afraid of you.”

“I’m sorry, Anxiety.” And he was, Damien really was, but he had no idea how to express just how sorry he was. “I can’t say that enough, and I don’t know if I can make you understand just how much I regret the way I treated you. If I could go back… If I could change the past, I would. You’ve been so strong.” Shocked, he realized that Virgil was crying, and almost automatically, he carded his fingers through that soft purple hair–but then it occurred to Damien what he was doing, and he pulled his hand away.

“Don’t.” The muttered plea was almost too quiet for Damien’s ears to pick up on. “Don’t stop, please.” Hesitantly, Damien resumed where he’d left off.

This was… wrong, wasn’t it? Why should Damien have any right to touch Virgil, after what he’d done? …yet here they were, Damien running his (now ungloved) fingers through Virgil’s insanely soft hair. Virgil had told him it was okay, so surely…?

A quiet pop came from behind Damien, and he hurriedly shoved Virgil away and turned. The other Sides and Thomas had elected to join them, and with the state they were both in, Damien knew it meant trouble.

Patton’s eyes widened, and his hands leapt up to cover his mouth. Roman and Thomas both winced at Damien’s injuries, and Logan appeared mildly concerned, which was rather telling of how he felt, as he didn’t typically show emotion on his face.

“Kiddos, what happened?” cried Patton, dismayed at the sight before him.

Damien opened his mouth, ready to take full credit for whatever had just happened, but Virgil beat him to it, and he felt a flash of gratitude.

“Sorry, Pat,” sniffled Virgil, wiping at his nose and eyes. “It’s my fault, I summoned him here for… revenge?”

Roman was appalled. “Look, whatever he did to you in the past, was this truly necessary?” He’d gestured to the entirety of Damien’s body, and he had to admit that he probably looked a mess.

“Yeah, sorry, I dunno,” answered Virgil noncommittally.

“I think maybe it’s time we knew your past, don’t you?” asked Thomas, but it was more of a statement than a question.

Damien took a deep breath, ignoring the sharp pain in his side. “I don’t know how long I’ll be able to be honest for, but here goes nothing. I should preface this by saying that Virgil here’s an ex-Dark Side.” An audible gasp went up around the room. “At one point, we were in a relationship of a romantic nature, but it wasn’t a healthy one. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it wasn’t my fault, but I was–am–a Dark Side, and as such, I’d never had a healthy relationship to use as an example. I was afraid that if I gave Virgil too much freedom, he’d leave and never come back, and in my fear, I became abusive. I messed with his head, I threatened, and sometimes, I carried out those threats.

“But, every time, I promised him that I was just looking out for him, that I had his best interests at heart, when in reality, I was simply selfish and wanted Virgil all to myself.” The room was deadly silent, save for Damien’s voice as he told their story.

“The first time he appeared in one of your videos, Thomas, I believe it served as a kind of escape. He first met the Light Sides and learned that they weren’t as bad as I’d led him to believe–and at first, he felt like an outcast, but gradually began to feel more accepted.

“The whole time, I never knew he was spending time with you Light Sides until after that cartoon video. I was outraged that he’d done something I told him not to, and he moved his room in the mindscape so I couldn’t find it–then he got the brilliant idea to duck out to see if anyone would miss him. At some point during that two-parter, Virgil crossed the bridge from Dark Side to Light.

“So I waited and planned and plotted for the right time to strike, so to speak, and I kidnapped Patton so I could take his place. (Sorry, by the way.) Virgil caught on almost right away, since he knows me, my habits, and how I work.

“While I was spying on you and when you treated me like Patton, I realized that the way I’d been with Virgil didn’t have to be the only way, and here was the perfect example of what I should’ve done.” Damien finished his long-winded story, but the pain was finally starting to catch up with him.

“Whoa,” was the prince’s response. He looked stunning stunned.

Logan’s expression, meanwhile, was ruminative. All he said was, “Hm.”

“Oh,” said Thomas, clearly having not expected that. “Well, are you… good now, at least? I mean, what’s your relationship?”

“We’re… friends now, I think,” replied Virgil, even going so far as a little smile his way, and although he could tell the smile was forced, it still made him feel a little bit better. “…Damien.” A shiver went down his spine; it had been years since he’d heard Virgil say that name, and he found he’d missed hearing it.

Thomas eyed Damien’s injuries. “If he’s hurt, what does that mean for me?”

“He should heal naturally and quickly over the next few days, as long as their conflict is emotionally resolved,” elucidated Logan.

“Still, kiddo, we should take care of that,” suggested Patton. “Why don’t you come with me, and Virgil, I’ll take care of those knuckles later, okay?”

Damien had teleported with Patton to his room. They’d taken care of his nose first, and the moral side was gentle as he used a warm, damp cloth to wipe away the blood.

“Not that I’m saying it was wrong, exactly, but why didn’t you fight back, or even resist?”

“I knew I didn’t deserve it, and it was my place to cause him any more pain.” It appeared that he’d reached his “honesty limit” for the day.

Patton paused, his blue eyes taken aback and a touch reproachful. “You could’ve, I dunno, at least left?” He chewed his lip.

“I’m not of the opinion that Virgil has the right to get back at me for what I did. I didn’t owe it to him to at least stand there.” Damien was more than a little distracted by the way Patton was biting his lip. It was a bad habit he shared with Patton, so he knew firsthand that it wasn’t good in the long run. “There was a way around it–it’s simple, Pat.”

The fatherly side didn’t react to the nickname, expression still a frown, and Damien had the sudden urge to take Patton in his arms, to kiss that frown right off his lips–

Where had that come from?

Luckily, if Patton saw his blush, he said nothing. “There, done.” He tried to smile, but it was half-hearted at best, and Damien’s chest ached for reasons other than physical pain. “Does it hurt anywhere else?”

Damien recalled the intense pain in his side. “No, it doesn’t hurt here.” He gestured at the offending place.

“I think you’re going to have to, uh, undress.” Patton was looking everywhere but at Damien as he spoke, and he was extremely grateful for that. The shorter side’s freckled face had turned a bright red.

Damien removed his capelet. He untucked his shirt, then fumbled with the buttons for a minute.

Patton gasped at the dark, purple bruise discoloring a large part of Damien’s side. “Virgil did this?”

Damien nodded solemnly. “He wasn’t fueled by rage.”

Patton reached out to gingerly press a fingertip to the injury, but pulled back sharply as Damien hissed air through his teeth.

“Tha- that looks pretty painful, kiddo, but I’m not sure there’s much we can do other than ice it and try not to put pressure on it.” Patton bustled over to the freezer to withdraw an ice pack, which he pushed into Damien’s hands. “Logan said you’d heal if the emotional conflict got resolved. Well, did it? Get resolved, I mean?” He gazed hopefully up at Damien, who was in the middle of buttoning his shirt.

“I don’t believe so.” He took a minute to formulate his answer so he knew it’d be true–a lie? true? Who knew anymore? If he said something that was true, it would come out as a lie anyway. “We don’t seem to be on regular speaking terms now.”

“That’s good, kiddo!” Patton beamed, happy that his friends had gotten past their differences and might finally be able to get along.

Later that night, when Damien returned to his room, he found a note that had been forcefully shoved under his door.

Damien could’ve sworn his heart had stopped–that is, if he had one, it would’ve stopped, but he’s a part of Thomas, so that’s silly.

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Dreaming Out Loud

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Chapter 130: Baptism of Fire, Pt 2

"That's a promise you won't be keeping, Snow White," Gawain hissed, as he advanced, but flames cut him off, as they shot up around them. David growled, as he tried pulling at the chains with all his might, despite the excruciating pain.

"He's...he's doing it! He's breaking through the chains," Hades said in awe, even as he and Persephone were still being restrained.

"How? It was Hercules that freed Prometheus from his bonds," Hades uttered, but she only smiled.

"Their true love knows no bounds, so Snow will free him," she said proudly. Arthur's furious gaze shot to Frollo as he emerged, looking on in disbelief.

"You said you could bind him and his brat indefinitely!" the King roared.

"This...this shouldn't be possible!" Frollo insisted.

"This...is sorcery! Demonic witchcraft of hell!" he claimed. Hades rolled his eyes.

"I'm really sick of this bitch," he muttered, as he held out his hand and attempted to summon his blue fire.

"Dammit...I'd really like to just light him up and be done with it," he cursed. Persephone smirked.

"I'd like to strike him down too, but unfortunately, we have to do this without magic. But they don't…" Persephone said, as David still struggled against the chains, even as they seared against his skin. Snow looked on helplessly and tried to comfort him as much as she could, as his flames sequestered them away from the enemies surrounding them. She knew they wanted to rip her from his arms, but fortunately were kept at bay.

"Snow...I don't know if I can break through these chains," he said breathlessly, as he struggled.

"You have to go…" he pleaded, as Frollo moved in closer and he feared that he would find a way to bypass the fire since he had created the chains.

"Stop him!" Arthur demanded, as Frollo moved to a control panel in the Throne room.

"Not to worry, Your Majesty...once I electrify the chains, he won't be going anywhere. Then I'll be happy to take the fair Snow White off your hands," he said, as he looked at her through the flames with a smug, evil smirk.

"Snow...you have to run…" David insisted, as the evil Judge started powering up his equipment.

"I am not leaving you...they are not taking you from me!" she said fiercely.

"You can break these chains, my love...I know it," she added, as she caressed his face. She put her hand into the flame and pulled it back, showing him that there was not even one mark on her skin.

"You are holding back, because you're still fearing that you'll hurt me. But that's simply not possible," she said, as she held his face in her hands and then kissed him passionately.

"What about your parents?" he questioned, but she shook her head.

"They'll find cover...they know what's coming," she assured.

"Let's end this...it's time. I am sick of these villains that keep trying to curse us or tear us apart," she said.

"The final battle...Rumple once said there would be a final battle. You think this is it?" he asked. She shrugged.

"If the final battle means that we win and the fighting ends...then I want it to be. I will spend the rest of our lives fighting battle after battle if it means being with you," she said, as she caressed his face again.

"But if there is a way to end all of it...then let's take it. No more defeat and repeat," she continued.

"We keep letting the villains come to us and I think it's time we go to them. It's time to take what is ours and that's our happy ending, which we both know is only the beginning of eternity for us," she said, as she looked at him fondly.

"I'm afraid that your time together is finally at an end. Once I flip this switch, ten thousand volts of electricity will course through you, Prince Charming and it will allow the chains to take root. This will bind you in this place for eternity," Frollo stated

"I am afraid I cannot allow you to do that," a voice said, as a man appeared and raised his hand. The control panel sparked and short circuited, rendering it useless.

"No…" Arthur growled and they saw their daughter behind this man, concluding that this must be Merlin.

"The time is now," he said. Snow nodded to him and put her arms around his neck. He growled and started to struggle against the chains once again. He managed to get to his feet and felt bolstered in the presence of his beloved.

"You can do this, my love…" she urged.

"For you...I can do anything…" he said with certainty. He hollered a fierce battle cry and with all his might, he pulled and strained against his bindings. Fire exploded around them, seeming to consume them and the chains shattered into a million pieces. Emma smiled and rushed into the flames, finding her parents in the center of them.

"You did it!" she cried, as they hugged her between them and David cradled her head.

"No...you did it. You freed Merlin," he said.

"I just want this all to be over," she said. He smiled.

"Yeah...you're not the only one," he said, as he looked at his wife fondly.

"It's time we make it happen," he agreed, as the flames started to die down and the three of them emerged, ready for the battle to come.

"Inconceivable...you destroyed my chains!" Frollo exclaimed.

"And you're next," David said, as he unsheathed his sword. Hades and Persephone emerged from where they had found cover, as did Arthur and his remaining Knights. But the King was horrified at what he found. Their flames had broken the spell of the mists of Avalon. Camelot was now visible as the broken Kingdom it was and he stared up at the sky through the holes in the castle.

"What have you done?!" he cried.

"I'd say that they've finally freed your people from what not even the Gods could," Persephone announced, as the castle doors swung open and the angry citizens of Camelot filed in, being led by Regina, James, Rumple, Belle, and Lancelot.

"Looks like your time is up," Emma commented, as the King glared at Merlin, who waved casually at him.

"You…" he hissed.

"I had such hopes for you...but I'm afraid your deception has come to an end and you must be unseated," Merlin stated.

"Unseated?! You put me on this path! You burdened me with your prophecy! I am destined to rule Camelot!" he claimed.

"You were destined to rule Camelot...not deceive it and break it," Merlin corrected.

"It was broken when I got it!" Arthur shouted, as the broken Excalibur clattered to the floor and the King pointed to David.

"And you and your kid are going to fix it for me," he ordered.

"You're not our King...and we're not doing anything for you, especially since it would mean destroying the dagger," David refused.

"Well...there you have it, people of Camelot! The illustrious Prince Charming has refused to save your Kingdom in favor of sparing the Dark One! Is this really the leader you want to look to?" he claimed. Snow stepped forward.

"That's King David to you…" she said, as she approached him.

"And I'm almost certain that the people would rather follow honorable people like my husband and my daughter than you," she hissed. He growled and picked up his sword, before grabbing her arm and putting the blade to her throat.

"Get your filthy hands off her!" David snapped.

"Not a step closer...one nick from Excalibur and she's dead," he warned.

"Arthur...stop this now. You are not too far gone down this dark path to return to the light. Your destiny to rule can still be that...but you must give up this destructive quest," Merlin reasoned.

"You put me on this quest! You told me to pull the blade from the stone!" he claimed, as he held Snow hostage.

"And you did...I never said that Excalibur would be whole. I broke it for a reason. But it does not mean you cannot make your Kingdom whole and rule benevolently as you were destined to," Merlin stated.

"He's right...if I can return from the dark path I once walked, then so can you," Regina told him. The tears in the King's eyes were evident and Snow gasped, as he released her. David swept in and took her in his arms, as she turned to him. He helplessly dropped the sword again and it clattered to the floor a second time.

"I...I'm sorry. I have been a terrible King and a terrible husband," he said, as he looked to his wife. Snow looked at her husband and nodded. He looked a tad skeptical, but always trusted her judgment. He picked up the blade and Emma held it to, as they used their Promethean fire to reforge the blade, without rejoining it with the dagger. Arthur looked on in amazement, as it became whole again at last. David approached him and flipped the blade to offer the hilt to him. Arthur looked up at the other King in surprise and wonder.

"Do better this time, Your Majesty," he said, as King Arthur took the hilt and held Excalibur whole for the first time.

"I will," he promised, as he looked to his wife and former best friend, before swallowing thickly.

"You should be with him," he said sadly. She looked torn.

"I'm sorry...I was wrong. I should have never betrayed our vows," she replied.

"No...but I made many mistakes as well. Perhaps if I had been the husband you deserved, then you wouldn't have needed to seek comfort in another. Please...go," he said. He loved her, but he would let her go be with the person who now held her heart, even if it pained him.

"What are you doing? Are you insane?" Frollo exclaimed. But Snow had enough of him and drew her husband's sword from the sheath on his hip, before leveling it at the evil cretin.

"You've done quite enough, Judge Frollo and the only place you're going is prison," she declared. He smirked and took a potion from his robes.

"Afraid not...underworld spawn," he said, as he tossed the potion down and they coughed. Once the smoke cleared, he was gone.

"We'll get him later. My sister is the more immediate threat," Regina stated, as there was a puff of green smoke.

"How right you are...sis," Zelena said, as she appeared with Deimos in tow. David took his sword from his wife and stepped forward.

"A duel between you and me has been a long time coming and this time, I can promise you that nothing is going to bring you back," David claimed. Deimos drew his own blade and stepped forward.

"Last time you defeated me, you had to rely on your wolf friend to tear me to pieces," he reminded him. But David smirked and let his fire light his blade.

"And this time I have all the fire I need to make sure you never come near Snow again," he answered. Deimos clenched his teeth.

"We'll see, Prince Charming...because I am fairly certain I can still end you just as easily as I could have before," he claimed, as they circled.

"David…" Snow cried in worry. She knew Deimos would never fight fairly and her mother and Hades put their arms around her.

"He'll be fine, snowdrop...he's no match for David now. Not just in power anymore, but his love for you will give him all the power he needs to finally end that monster," Hades assured.

"He's right sweetheart," Persephone said.

"Not that it will matter...because none of you have the power to defeat me anymore," Zelena claimed, as her hands became alive with green fire.

"You sure about that?" Emma questioned, as she stepped forward to fight her. But Zelena smirked, as the palace doors swung open again and Liz walked in with her goons, who had captured Henry, Annie, and Adrian.

"Henry!" Regina cried.

"They are refusing to repair the broken author's pen, my Queen," Liz stated.

"That's okay...they're not the ones with the power to do it. Only the Sorcerer can," Zelena said, as she grabbed her nephew and put her green fire close to his face.

"Repair the author's pen or he dies," she threatened.

"Zelena...don't do this! He's my son!" Regina pleaded, but her plea fell on deaf ears.

"No need to harm the boy...I'll do as you ask," Merlin stated, as he stepped forward.

"We told you to get to Storybrooke…" James hissed at them.

"We did...but she found us," Adrian said, as he motioned to Liz, who smirked evilly.

"Yes...they tried to run, but we found them quite easily, thanks to a blunder on your part, Your Majesty," she said, looking at Regina, just as they saw Charming and Deimos charge at each other and begin their duel.

We're sorry…" Annie said, as they explained what had happened.

~*~

Thirty Minutes Earlier

The bug sped onto the streets of Camelot and Adrian rounded the corner, only to brake suddenly, as they saw the people being lined up in the square.

"What's going on?" Henry asked.

"Crowley…" Annie hissed, as she spied the evil woman and her goons forcing people out of the diner and the businesses in town, taking them hostage with her hired guns.

"She's looking for the pen," Adrian deduced.

"But it's broken," Henry reminded him.

"It may be broken, kid, but there are ways to fix that and she can't get it," Annie said, as she took it out of her pocket.

"I think I know where we can hide it then," he said.

"Where?" Adrian asked.

"My mom's vault," he replied.

"They won't be able to get in," he added.

"It's as good as any," Adrian said, as he put the car in reverse and turned around, heading off for the cemetery. Liz had spotted them and they now gave chase. Fortunately, they made it to the cemetery and Henry led them to Regina's vault. They went in and were mesmerized by the way the wall glowed red and was beating with hearts from all the boxes in the wall.

"Whoa...it's way creepier in person than reading about it," he mentioned.

"Yeah...the Queen's vault. Never thought I'd be in here," Annie mentioned, as she looked around curiously.

"Yeah...this place used to scare me, but my Mom has changed and now she uses the things that are in here for good," Henry said.

"Except the stolen hearts that are kept in the breathing wall," Adrian deadpanned.

"So...the pen can be fixed?" Henry asked.

"Yeah...there's a way," Annie confirmed.

"How?" he asked curiously and she smiled.

"Unfortunately, nothing that's in here," she replied.

"And it's a good thing. We can't fix it...not with that damned wannabe sorceress on the loose. No one wants to read a Once Upon a Time book written by a Crowley. She's an evil lunatic," Adrian commented.

"Yeah...did her family really influence some of your family or other authors?" Henry asked. Annie nodded.

"They would whisper their darkness to them. That's why you ended up with stories where Cinderella's step-sisters cut off their toes to fit their feet in the glass slippers and ones where the Little Mermaid dies while her prince marries someone else," she explained.

"Yeah...not even the well known Disney versions were immune to the whispers of a Crowley. Ever notice how most of the parents in those movies are dead?" Adrian pointed out. Henry thought for a moment.

"Huh...yeah I guess I never thought about it, but that is a bit dark. I mean...imagine if my mom's parents really were dead. Her life would be so...much worse and so would mine," he realized. They nodded.

"But you wrote this book and their story is much better here," he pointed out. She nodded.

"Because thankfully, for whatever reason, our father and I don't hear their whispers. That's why true love is winning and the darkness is losing. But if Liz gets this pen...then she'll destroy all the happy endings," Annie said.

"Does she know how to repair it?" Henry asked. Annie nodded.

"The Sorcerer can fix the pen," she replied.

"But Merlin is trapped," Henry told them.

"Not if your mother and grandfather free him from his trappings," Adrian said.

"Which means we need to keep this pen as far away from Camelot as possible," Annie replied.

"Too bad that's not going to happen," Liz said, as she entered the vault and pointed a gun at them.

"How did you get in here?" Henry demanded to know and Zelena followed her down into the vault with Deimos.

"Your mum is going to regret not removing the blood magic from her vault," Zelena revealed.

"Let's go...we have pressing matters to tend to in Camelot," she said, as she snapped her fingers and they disappeared in a puff of green smoke.

~*~

Present Time

"My vault…" Regina realized.

"Yeah...bet you're regretting not removing that blood magic from your vault now," Zelena hissed.

"Well, you're supposed to be dead," Regina spat in return, but the redhead smirked.

"Repair the pen...it's time for a new author that can write me a good future; one where I finally win and you lose, sis," she demanded. Merlin's magic swirled around the pen and repaired it. Liz greedily snatched it up and one of her goons brought Henry's book to her. She flipped to the last page and prepared to put the ink to the paper.

"No...that's not yours! You can't do this!" he pleaded. She looked smugly at the boy and proceeded to put the pen to the paper.

"Oh the horrors I am about to wrought," she hissed with glee, as she looked at Snow White.

"I think I shall rip your happy ending apart first, fairest one," she leered, as she looked at Charming, who dueled Deimos furiously.

"No...please…" Snow pleaded, but the evil woman put the pen to the paper. She frowned though, as nothing happened.

"What...what is this?!" she demanded to know, as it was Merlin's turn to smirk smugly.

"Oh, the boy was quite right...you literally can't do this," he said.

"But I have the pen! I am the author now!" she shouted.

"No...then pen has not chosen you," Merlin clarified.

"But you...choose the author. You chose me when you repaired the pen," she claimed. But he shook his head.

"Yeah...that's not how this works. I don't choose the author," he corrected.

"I have a say...I can step in and influence things another way if I don't like the job that an author is doing. It's why there are so many throughout history and so many offshoots. Take Aesop for example," Merlin said.

"I didn't care for some of his work...he heard you Crowley's in his head too loudly and made a mockery of love. He wouldn't allow true love to be what I knew it could, so I chose another bloodline to bestow the power to," he continued.

"The Grimms…" she hissed. He nodded.

"They fared a bit better, though I was not at all happy with some of their versions either. They were hearing your ancestors too...until Annie's father. He wasn't hearing your father at all...which made me very happy and finally, true love was born between Snow and Charming. Then along came Emma and I knew then that I could finally tip the scales away from darkness and there could be balance," he said.

"But there never will be with your kind in existence," he added, as the pen grew hot and it fell from her hand. They watched the pen roll toward Annie, but it didn't stop and slowly rolled toward someone else.

"Oh my God…" Regina uttered, as she watched her son kneel down and pick it up. The pen glowed and accepted its new scribe.

"Henry…" Persephone said.

"He's the author now," Hades said, finishing her sentence. He looked at the pen in wonder and then back at Merlin, who smiled with approval.

"Not for long!" Zelena screamed, as she prepared to bring her magic down on him. But Regina ran at her and tackled her to the ground.

"Not today witch!" she growled and Zelena screamed, as her sister pulled her pendant off her neck and smashed it to the ground.

"Nooo!" Zelena cried, as the magic in it pulsed and in a bright flash spread back to all the realms. Lightning crackled in Persephone's hand, while Blue fire appeared in Hades'. Rumple tossed his cane away and fire appeared in his palm, as he stalked toward Zelena, who back away in fear.

"Rumple…" Belle called.

"She has to die, Belle…" he growled, as they heard a peculiar noise. Even Deimos and David stopped their duel, as they all looked up into the sky.

"What is that?" James asked.

"A dirigible…" Van Helsing answered.

"From the Land of Untold Stories…" David said, the castle walls rattled, just as the ship's underbelly scraped the roof of the castle, sending chunks of debris falling. David kicked Deimos away from him and hurried back to Snow, huddling with her, as the debris fell. Emma, Regina, and James did the same with Henry, as did Rumple with Belle, as they could only watch the ship crash into the courtyard just beyond the palace.

"Damn...not to quote those space movies you like so much, kid, but I have a bad feeling about this," James commented.

"Shit...this is bad. I can smell the bastard…" Van Helsing cursed.

"Who?" Regina asked.

"The King of bloodsuckers himself and he makes this guy look like a walk in the park," Van Helsing answered, referring to Deimos.

"The King?" Regina questioned.

"Dracula," Snow answered.

"Seriously?!" Regina cried.

"Yeah...and forget any cartoonish visions you're having about him now...he's no joke," David warned.

"Perfect...like we don't have enough problems…" she growled.

"So is this it? Is this the Final Battle you told us about all those years ago?" David questioned, as he looked to Rumple. The imp only gave him a curt nod.

"Do we win?" Hades asked.

"You know better than that, dearie...not even I or your dear Persephone are privileged to that information," Rumple answered.

"Get ready...we don't know who else is coming off that ship, but we know that they'll have a feeding frenzy if we don't stop them here and now," Hades said, as they prepared to fight.

"We haven't finished our duel, Charming," Deimos interjected.

"Yeah...well, we have bigger fish to fry right now. I'll kill you later," David snapped, as he held Snow close. He knew how much Dracula wanted her demi-Goddess blood and he would be damned if he let her out of his sight.

"Camelot will fight with you," Arthur announced, as he wielded Excalibur and his remaining Knights joined him.

"Thank you...but we could use some more magic wielders," he said, as Persephone closed her eyes and sent her message out.

"Hopefully reinforcements will answer our call," she said, as they marched out into the field to meet whoever exited that ship. But they knew whoever did would be looking for a fight and that this was the one that would determine the fate for all the realms.

Snow looked at him tearfully and he met her gaze.

"I love you…" she said.

"I love you too, my darling," he told her, as he used the hand that was on the small of her back to press her closer and their lips met in a passionate kiss, just as the door on the dirigible opened...

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Are you still open for requests? :) If so, could I request some Stentor and Deimos!Alexios headcanons on joining the Adrestia with the rest of the family and their reactions to Kassandras female crew? They spend so much time around men, they'd be like fish out of water.

Oh definitely.

Alexios, for one, is deeply sceptical of Kassandra’s crew’s ability to fight. Yes, his sister is a powerful warrior, he has come across female mercenaries who strike a tiny bit of fear in his heart, but in general, he hasn’t been very impressed by female soldiers throughout his travels. They are mean, sneaky, cunning, and all other words, but never strong. He simply couldn’t imagine an all women crew taking on bloodthirsty pirates. Men are generally stronger than women, he knows this to be true.

Stentor, too, echoes similar sentiments. Of course, he was brought up in the heart of Sparta, knows that women are trained just as well as men. But women aren’t hardened by constant strife and he sees that to be an edge that male warriors had over females. He respects their strength and never underestimates them, of course, but it doesn’t stop him from screwing his mouth up when he hears female voices sing out songs into the ocean air.

What the two men will admit is that Kassandra’s crew is as bloodthirsty as the pirates they hunt. But as fierce and deadly as they are in combat, they also tend to coo over the three men like mothers and sisters. They teased Stentor, bullied Alexios, provided great amusement to Kassandra who suffered annoyance at the hands of both men. Stentor likes to say he doesn’t like the attention, but he never stops the women from poking fun at him. Alexios takes a little less kindly to it, biting back and hissing and fighting.

Eventually, both men get used to fighting with women and treat them like sisters in arms. But while both of them consider the women sisters, they like to steal away and spend time with men at the inn. Since they’ve spent most of their lives amongst men, being stuck amongst women for an extended period of time at sea drives them insane. Basically, any time they’re off the ship, they don’t want to talk to any woman other than a server or a potential lover. Or Kassandra, because she doesn’t take no for an answer when it comes to her brothers.