#THE BLACK NAIL POLISH HELLOOOOOO HELLO!

[shpadoinkle-day]

(south park halloween party)

[tmabutlesbian]

 ‘Kay, so round 2 on the random TMA headcanons of mine that Just Make Sense:

- if Danny were alive and met the archival staff, he’d have a boy crush on Martin, which would make him question his sexuality, like, all day, everyday - Martin and Sasha are platonically married and it’s just a joke among the archival staff but Jon never got the context so this poor man was just walking around the archives absolutely confused out of his mind - okay so like, you know the Trixie Mattel (yes the drag queen) laugh? Sasha laughs just like that, no you can’t change my mind, she’s very put together yes but her LAUGH sdftgyhjk - I’m not over the fact that Annabelle has a lil lisp, it’s killing me in a gay way, and gOD she so got bullied for it as a child, you just know it dude - imagine if the archives had like a goth week, where everyone had to look goth and shit, s1 scenario here, Elias doesn’t try just wears black, Sasha and Tim coordinate and it’s either so good it hurts or so atrocious it also hurts, Jon doesn’t try at first but then he’s like ‘fuck it’ and fucking kills them on sight with his dust covered clothes from uni, but MARTIN (in my head) has an alt goth cousin whom he loves very much so he’s like ‘hey,,, can you help me here?’ and my boy truly is the real winner every single day. Sasha has never felt straighter, Tim has never felt gayer, and Jon’s questioning things - I’ll draw them, one they, I will ^^^ - ^ I’m still not done, Martin with smudged eyeliner??? hELLO????!!! Black LIPSTICK????? HELLOOOOOO?????????!!!!!!!!!! BLACK NAIL POLISH ?’?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? TFUGYHUKLRJKIDSGFPOÇLKFERLF - (anyways) Jon’s fav type of kiss is forehead kiss ‘cause it makes him feel like a very good cat who deserves a lil peck on its lil forehead - Martin love Florence and the machine and you can’t tell me otherwise, it’s illegal to do so, also AURORA cause he has taste and also many feelings - Sasha and Tim know every ABBA song by heart but Sasha can sing them all beautifully, Tim has his passion to make it up for his kinda not good but also could be worse singing skills - god, I’m thinking abt my magic AU and damn,,, Daisy working on a farm and growing out her hair and learning how to make flower crowns and gOD I’m but a simple lesbian- - Daisy has the cabin safe house for the reasons stated bUT she also wanted to, y’know, with Basira, and stuff, but she’s a coward and awkward so,,, welp! - for some reason, I think Melanie and Jane Prentiss would have like a similar clothing style? Idk why but I do - Martin has a thing for men wearing skirts/dresses/crop tops, so you can imagine the amount of gay sweating he would have if he were dating both Jon and Tim, two men who really do feel nice whenever they wear skirts/dresses/crop tops - OMG Annabelle for sure wears a corset. Oh god. Pretty woman wear corset me lesbian die oh no - Melanie has a sleeve tattoo. Of what? Idk tell me, but she has it on at least one arm - between his 15 to 18 years, Martin dyed his hair like cotton candy like mostly pastel pink but you’d see some purple and some blue here and there. He’d dyed it black when he got in the Magnus Institute tho - when he was still transitioning, Tim didn’t like his voice that much so he was basically mute for some of his teenage years, so Danny took it upon himself to learn every lil sign and tic and gesture of his brother so that they could still communicate, so long story short, Danny and Tim could have conversations without words with no problem - Daisy has heterochromia, one blue and another green, so it’s not super noticeable from far away - Melanie bottoms and you know it - (controversial) Daisy is sub dom and Basira is power bottom, and no you can’t change my mind - this one is obvious but Georgie is very much still alt and goth from uni - Mel and Georgie had their feelings epiphany when they were doing that sapphic thing of doing each other’s makeup, don’t know what for but that’s what made it click for them - (just fyi whenever i talk abt Daisira it’s NEVER in the context of canon, like no, it’s always like an AU. With that said) Basira and Daisy don’t really kiss much but they do like forehead touch a lot, they like putting their foreheads on each other - cows do lay down and sleep on Martin’s beautiful thick legs and every single time he sheds a least a lil tear (he loves cows so much and honesly? same)