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im losing my fucking shit im going to SCREAM
HUENINGKAI :: 240822 BLUE CARPET @ K-WORLD DREAM AWARD
#dont read tags if u want to keep ur opinion of me the same#its so over for me if he has this hair next cb#i know i said i was using my music blog for tubatu posting but JESUS FUCKING CHRST#THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER HYUKA.#GOD HE LOOKS SO FINE#THE 4TH ONE IM SHITTING COUNTRIES#i unironically said awooga#my eyes are literally popping out of my skull right now guys.#HEY HYUKA HEY HEY HYUK i say as i get strapped back down to the hospital bed#guys why are his hands so big#giggles and blushes#im literally rattling the bars of my enclosure#he looks like a final fantasy or a kingdom hearts character#hes not real. its not possible#god hes so fucking gorgeous guys its so over for me#this is why all the ningdungies are insane this is our GOD right here#dear god i NEED him for my wellbeing#hes such a fucking loser i want him so badlt#the 23 curse is hitting him a year early bcuz WHAT IS THIS.#god he's gorgeous#he's literally perfect#THIS IS THE SAME MAN WHO SLEPT WITH PLUSHIES ON HIS BED FOR SEVERAL YEARS INTO ADULTHOOD#god im fucking screaming i need him#he is fucking insane for this#WE GOT MULLET KAI WE ARE FUCKING WINNING MULLET HK MOA NATION.#i was literally JUST talking to my bff ab this a few days ago cuz i saw a photoshop of it#AND WE FUCKING GOT IT. THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST INSANE AND MONUMENTAL THING TO HAPPEN FOR THE PAST CENTURY#dear god i need him#anyway guys! 😊#tubatu ୨𖹭୧
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wip wednesday: the Great Kazansky-Mitchell Breakup Fiasco of 2003 (post-pulling-Rooster’s-papers) is still giving me grief :(
just feels like i can’t get it right every time i try (and lord how ive tried. the above excerpts are 3 out of a total 7 attempts to get this time period correct, and the other 4 are already up on ao3)
im basically revising this fic like a novel just because i want to get it right for once and for all but the emotional minefield of this chapter (ch 8 of the original fic) means ive basically written myself into a corner where they have to talk about it to move on with their lives but also can’t talk about it because the climax (thanks tgm screenwriters) has to come after mav dies/is resurrected. idk it’s more complicated than that but i tried writing out my notes about what I’m trying to do in the rewrite of this chapter to include in this post and it came out to 1000 words itself, so ill just keep it at that
#weekly word count update: macbook making nervous glances towards the fire escape#if this were just a fic about guys being repressed it would be easy#but the rooster situation complicates everything so much#because they somehow have to forgive each other for what they did to someone else#& then this chapter also has the politics of the 4th star etc…#oh shit im rewriting my notes again ok can’t do that#anyway#im leaving the country for a couple weeks in jan (research conference in Spain!) so i will#try try try to have all these revisions up by then 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽 working real hard#top gun#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#when we get around to talking about it#top gun fanfiction#if it wasn’t clear#first one is ice second one is slider third one is mav
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Desperately holding myself back from replying to posts bashing certain ships in the main tags of shows.
Op isn't there to listen or have a good experience with fandom theyre just there to salt.
#repeats that last line like a mantra#the age of consent in european shows is lower and i need americans to deal with it rather than clutching their pearls because hes 17#just block the stuff you dont want to see im begging you#me. reading a post about a ship where the 2 people think theyre brothers but arent n theyre both immortals but ones 17 n ones 134#and they look like theyre 2 years apart#and im reading this like oh honey you have a problem with percieved incest in that fandom??? do u know the 4th most popular ship???#im like sorry i have seen fanworks from that fandom about the 17 yr old immortal and his 12 yr old actual half sister#just bewildered that thats the hill youre dying on here.#when their countries age of consent is 15. thats the ship youre having a problem with...#if people arent tagging the perceived incest right u can literally just ask them to#this isnt even the first ship salt post ive scrolled past#u people have never experienced a fandom ship war that shit is so unpleasant#begging u to accept that people have different tastes n writing interests that they project onto their blorbos but u dont have to look#can we not ship and let ship in 2023 stop dragging us back to the trenches#ive seen people shit talking pompous pep & swagger bishie these past couple years and its like#youre sending me back to stifling memories that i dont even have! cut it out! remember what ashes we came from!#owly rambles#delete later
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also i would like to mention I drew a reverse death today and sometimes i hate the cards
#like yeah. YEAH im resisting this change#this upheaval of my entire life. 90% of my income is gone by the 4th GONE with no replacement and literally NO help#i went through so. much. fucking. shit. and i get it#I DO#i got the break i wanted. i got two years. like i asked. but i lived those two years in the absolute most stress ive ever been in#I GOT A GREY HAIR#AT 20#and i am. i truly am thankful. that for those 2 years i did get somewhat of a rest. of a break. but#but really? REALLY. all at once?#im allowing myself to be upset by this. and i need. i need an out! i need a way. i need mark rutte to choke on a bicycle#for 8 years. EIGHT FUCKING YEARS I've been RUNNING AND FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE. FOR SOMEWHAT OF A LIFE#and its not acts of god. its not fate. its the system. the so terribly broken system that forces people like me into surviving instead of#living. im not the only one. im not the only child this happened to and that absolutely BREAKS ME. IT SHOULD'VE ENDED WITH ME#others shouldnt have to go through this ITS SO UNFUCKINGFAIR TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THID#I SHOULDVE BEEN THE ONLY ONE OR THE LAST AND THE FACT#the fact im not. the fact somewhere in this goddamn 'first world country' someone is going through the EXACT same thing i went through#it haunts me. it so terribly haunts me.#im writing a letter as well. it wont change anything but at least ill have written it and maybe just. just maybe it can spark the slightest#hint. a sliver. a drop. a teeny tiny bit of change.#god im so. angry. really really angry
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ok so what abt a lando one where there’s an age gap and he’s always been obsessed with her and like stalkers her, does research on the guys she brings home and goes out with basically totally dark stalker vibes. But the thing is she knows she has a stalker but no idea who it is bc whenever he confronts her he is wearing his racing helmet, and they always do even more each time they meet, liek first time they met he just caressed her but then like the 3rd time fingers her and 4th fucks her. THEN SOMEWEAR IN IT PLSSS. Lando has a sex tape of them and jerks off to it and thinks ‘fuck I can’t do this anymore’ kidnaps her and now she’s kinda like his toy but sugar daddy vibes bc he treats her well. And this is all consensual bc the reader wants an adventure as her ex bf was so vanilla ( which lando knows allll abt and explains in detail to her what she used to do with him) THATS ALOT IM SRRY U DONT HAVE TO DO IT
Warnings: Five year age gap (sorry, large age gaps make me squeamish), stalker, dark fic, 18+ kidnapping, sex, smut, 18+, consensual, sex tape, fingering, abusive partner (not Lando), sugar daddy, swearing
Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader
A/N - I’m adding some biker!lando into this coz his F1 helmet is just cutsies but a black biker one? dark dark shit right there.
Lando had met you at an F1 race, where you’d been in the garage. Something about how darn innocent you looked with your pretty little dress, all young and…wow. And with the help of Oscar (who simply thought his teammate just had an interest in some girl), he found out about you.
Y/N Y/L/N. You were 19 years old, your favourite colour was pink, you were cute and innocent and sweet, and you loved bows and ribbons. How adorable. And so it began, Lando followed you on a burner account, and watched all your stories, pinpointing your exact location to be in Monaco.
Oh how perfect, you were in the same country as him and, conveniently, he had the whole summer break to play around with the information.
y/n
caption: spending this day alone but with a great cafe to make up for it :)
friend3: oooo, have fun 💗💗💗
-> y/n: will do, thank you x
friend2: looking chic, y/n!
friend1: enjoy yourself and try the chocolate cake 👀
user1: café can’t be as gorgeous as you are 😉
-> y/n: oh, thank you?
You had just brushed off whoever ‘user1’ was, not really paying much mind to unusual flirty message, and continued with your day at the cafe. However, you couldn’t shake the slightly unsettling feeling that you were being watched.
You’d seen this happen in movies, and you couldn’t deny that the slight tingle of adrenaline coursing through your body wasn’t enjoyable. And so you looked behind you, from your cake and your phone, your eyes locking with someone else’s.
Well, more you found yourself staring back at a helmet. A plain, slick black helmet, the person wearing it adorned in a leather black jacket and light blue jeans. You couldn’t see any features to help show you who it was, but it was kind of…interesting.
Did you confront the person? No, you’d seem desperate or stupid. So you went back to your food, and never once did it cross your mind that perhaps, user1 was your stalker. But you didn’t see the stalker anymore. And you were a little disappointed they’d moved on so quickly, but you too moved on, going on your dates, looking for love, as girls your age did.
“Jason? What the fuck?” Lando said, eyeing the new name at the bottom of your followers. He’d skimmed through them, making a note of each and every person on your Instagram list, but seeing a guy? He couldn’t deny the feeling of annoyance in his stomach.
And thankfully, he’d made note of the guy’s instagram enough to see where the date would take place. Foolish, foolish move. And once again, you were sitting at a chair opposite this man, Jason, when your eyes fell on the same, sleek black helmet once more. Holy shit. And quicker than it had come, it was gone. For fucks’ sake.
*1 month later*
You and Jason were dating now, and to say he was toxic was an understatement. “Jason, I’m just gonna go out with my friends,” you said, picking up your purse as he scowled from the sofa, still in his sleeping clothes. “Why? So you can see some guy under the guise of friends? Likely,” Jason scoffed.
He was frustrating. “I’m not seeing another guy, I’m going with my friends,” you said, repeating your words as he groaned. “For fucks’ sake, Y/N, no means no!” he yelled, his words making you flinch as you sighed and dropped your purse back down.
“Fine, if you’re gonna be a brat, fucking go!” Jason seethed, pushing you to the door. Well, at least you’d get to go. The meet up with your friends ended a few minutes later, and just as you were leaving..,the helmet. This time, you would confront him. Or her.
“Uh, hi,” you said, walking slowly towards the helmet-man. He was definitely muscular. You were standing in the middle of an alleyway, the darkness flooding round you as the helmet stared down at you from his spot. “Uh, I’m Y/N,” you said, holding your hand out for him to shake.
He didn’t shake it.
You watched as he placed a hand in your shoulder, still not having said anything, and interlocked your other hand in his. He pushed a bit of paper into your hand, your eyes on the words. A phone number. Interesting. As soon as you looked back up, he was gone.
unknown user
y/n: hello
user: Hello.
y/n: who is this?
user: you don’t need to know.
user: come to the boulevard tomorrow at 9pm. leave jason behind. tell him your seeing a friend.
Holy shit x2. The air of mystique around whoever this was…was somewhat unsettling but at the same time, it was kinda a turn on. And wait, how did he know who Jason was? Oh, he’d done his research. Nice one.
And so you did what he said, managing to wriggle out of Jason’s possessive gaze, and you found yourself, waiting where this stalker had said. And there he was, in the same jacket and the same helmet, looking back at you. And perfectly on time, as well. Either he was desperate or…well, you didn’t know.
It was dark all round you, no one around and the streets unlit in this area. You watched as he reached out a gloved hand, taking your hand in his and pulling you between the trees, the mask of the night shielding you. He had strong hands.
You didn’t truly care what he’d do next, as he sat you down, the dry earth coating the back of your dress as he pushed it up, your thighs visibly shaking. A soft gasp left your lips as he trailed his hand over your core. You hadn’t worn panties. Good.
It was almost like he was complimenting you as he gave you a small smack on your thigh, before he removed his glove, dipping his finger between your folds as you moaned, eyes wide. “Shit…” you trailed off, your eyes wide as he added another, your knot building up. Fucking weeks of faked orgasms, and this one felt real.
He didn’t say anything, simply moving his hand faster, the tan skin of his fingers curling as he rubbed at your clit with his thumb. Who was this fucking angel? A loud moan left your lips as your orgasm flooded over you, his hand moving from between your legs, the remnants of your pleasure on his hand as he wiped it down his jacket, watching you for a second, before he left.
Part 1 of his plan: complete.
And the next day, you received yet another message from the same user, your eyes lighting up. It was an address.
user: [address], 10pm. no panties either.
And you arrived at the surprisingly grand hotel, showing the receptionist the room number and she gestured the way. You paused outside the door, thoughts of everything flashing through your head. Who was this man? Was he safe? Was he dangerous? Fuck it, you just needed another orgasm.
As you walked in, you failed to notice the little camera set up on the desk behind a bottle of lotion, your eyes on the man standing in the doorway of the en-suite bathroom. You didn’t say anything, neither did he, as he walked to you, lifting your dress once more and laying you down on the bed.
With one hand, he dipped his fingers into your core, the other hand undoing his belt as he dropped his trousers, taking your hand and wrapping it round the base of his (surprisingly large) cock. You heard the small sound of a groan, not enough to identify who it was, but you pumped his slowly, his own hand toying with your core.
Still, he’d didn’t remove his helmet. You gasped as he pressed his cock against you, one hand pressing down on your throat gently, the restriction of your airways adding to the pleasure, as his other hand pressed your stomach down to stop you from arching. You whined as he tugged your jaw forwards, forcing you to look at the small bump in your stomach.
Holy shit x3.
You gasped as he started moved, your lips parting as he moved his head down, lifting the visor and pressing immediately to your neck, so you couldn’t see anything but his lips as he licked at the supple, sweet skin of your collarbone. His hips picked up pace as you moaned, his fangs nipping at your skin as he peppered kisses to your neck.
You could feel the pleasure build up in both of you as he held you down, his hand moving from your neck to massage you clit in soft, slow circles, his other hand kneading the skin of your breasts. “Shit,” you muttered as he sped up, the knot in your stomach building faster and faster as you suppressed your moans, your eyes rolling.
He pulled out before he came, spilling the liquid onto your thighs as he bit down once onto your neck, sucking the hickey under your coat and out of sight, before fixing you up. And then he pushed you out the room. Oh god.
“What the fuck?!” Jason snapped, stepping into the shower with you. “Where did you get a hickey from?” he asked, your eyes wide. You’d totally forgotten about it. “You gave it to me last time we fucked,” you said coolly, trying to play it off. “Oh…right,” Jason muttered. Wow, he was stupid.
“Fuck,” Lando gasped, his eyes rolling as he tried to keep his attention on the video of the night before, his hand desperately trying to recreate the sensation of your tight cunt, how good it had felt having your warmth clenching round him. “For fucks’ sake,” Lando muttered staring down at the menial drops of cum coating his hand.
And there was only one way he could have you all of himself. Kidnapping. But, how? You were walking down the boulevard once more, trying not to stare at the spot where you’d been fingered by the mystery man, clutching your bag as you walked down to a bakery, where you wanted to pick up your cakes.
And then, a hand on your mouth, followed by a cloth, and out you went.
……….…………………………
Your lashes fluttered open as a piercing yellow light hung over you, your eyes returning to usual as you looked round the room. You had an itch under your nose, and you reached your hand up, only to find your wrists tied together and to a radiator. What the fuck?!
And then you saw it, the pieces falling into place. A laptop placed perfectly so you could see it, with the video of the mystery man fucking you playing on. The helmet placed onto the side cabinet. A phone with ‘user1’ and the list of all your images he’d saved. What was this?
“Hello sweetheart,” a voice said, the second word dripping with almost condescending sarcasm as you looked up, your eyes locking on a pair of greenish-blue ones. He was the stalker? He was hot, though. “What are you doing, who are you?” you writhed against the ties as he scoffed.
“Fight all you want, then,” he shrugged, “I know you want this,”. You shook your head at his words, making him roll his eyes, before he bent down, untying the tie on your wrists and kneeling to your height. “Don’t wanna be here, is that what you want me to believe?” he smirked. “Then go on,” he gestured to the bedroom door.
“Run, then,”.
But you didn’t. You didn’t run. Though you knew you should, that this wasn’t right, but you didn’t move. “Exactly,” he leaned down to whisper into your ear, running his tongue over the mark he’d left, a shiver rushing up your spine. “Get on the bed, then,” he said with a little sinister smile, but you obeyed.
“On your back, lift your dress,” the man said, directing you with a firm voice as you did what he said, your back against the mattress, your hands tugging the material of your dress upwards. “Good,” he eyed your body, “think a little introduction is in need,”.
“I’m Lando,” he said, his lips brushing your ear as he removed his jeans, “you’re Y/N. I know that,” he said, pumping himself a few times before aligning with your entrance as you gasped. “I know how Jason was a dick,” he continued, “I watched you fake those orgasms,” Lando mused, “and how that cunt of a ‘boyfriend’ never once gifted his perfect little girl anything,”.
You whimpered as he took your chin in his fingers, pressing his lips to your jaw, before sliding into you, his other hand taking a little box from behind you, sliding the ring onto your index finger as he rocked his hips. “Oh, god,” you gasped as he sped up, your hands digging into his shoulders.
“I watched how that cunt couldn’t even make you cum, Y/N,” Lando smirked, “such a pretty girl and he couldn’t even make you cum,”. You whined at his words, your body bouncing a little as the lewd sounds of your skin hitting his as he slammed into you, your eyes rolling in pleasure.
“Cum for me,” he said, his teeth bared against your neck as you gasped, your whimpers filling his ears as he carried on. Oh what he fun he’d have with you.
A/N - I love this.
#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris x you#lando norris imagine#lando x reader#f1#lando norris smut
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Harry Potter/Genshin Impact Crossover Fun🎉
for @kiraisastay my beta reader for the big fat Eldritch AU awhile back! :)
“…a genshin/Harry Potter crossover where reader (still fem) comes from genshin (so she has a vision) and tries to fit in at Hogwarts (would love for it to be set around the Goblet Of Fire so the hp characters in that age start maturing and actually understand what happens around them and aren't little kids , plus, y'know, YULE BALL), would also like for the reader to have a more stoic/emotionless personality with tragic past (so like having scars y'knowww) cuz it makes character building a lot more juicy ahah, but you can write it however you want tho!! (this can be funnier to write if you're feeling a lot creative)”
UGH sorry i took forever! im rlly bad at estimating time...
I hope this is a fun read at least, and thanks for much for taking on that eldritch monster fic awhile back lol
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Orbit: Long Headcanon/fic-thing (~2k words) - Harry Potter x Genshin Impact Crossover (4th Year)
Sun: Feminine Reader (she/her), Slytherin Reader, Reader is 15-16 year old.
Stars: Harry, Ron, Hermione, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Snape, Viktor Krum, mentions of others.
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Reader has rough past, & Trigger Warnings: vague mentions of scars, Reader has bad relationship with parents.
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You’re so fucking happy your Cryo Vision came with you.
You knew you were in a different country, one you definitely had never been to before, but you couldn’t figure out for the life of you where it was at first
Your first guess was Fontaine, but the robes and strange overuse of catalyst weapons (actually, only catalyst weapons??) began to convince you otherwise real quick,
Fontaine was just the closest country you could compare it to
yeah so obviously by the time u realized you shouldn't be waving a sword around, it was too late lmao, u scared the shit out of the potions shopkeeper and had to make a hasty exit
bc for some reason any other weapon than a catalyst is shamed here?? which makes no sense to you, as it seems like their “magic” here could just as easily be channeled into different weapons/items??
u guess not having monsters to randomly fight everytime u just wanna take a walk outside makes for a pretty peaceful world, and specifically this country ”England” or the “United Kingdom”
u had taken a week or so to re-orient yourself to this new world, how only a certain society knew about their magic, how there were no gods here, at least not any u could easily interact with, and that most people your age would be in school still???
while u could choose to pursue higher education or specialize in Sumeru’s Akademiya, basic schooling was still provided in every country in Teyvat up until about 15 years old
but at this point u were willing to do what it took to blend into this world, and u didnt want anyone to be asking how old u were/why u werent in school when you wandered around, so u went to Hogwarts
It also proved to be a good way to acquaint urself with the world/its magic and give u a place to better excuse any social or magical mistakes
But needless to say, u struggled, u had to constantly find some workaround for “magic” from the wands/catalysts in classes
and luckily they took u being a transfer student pretty smoothly, as u were just in time for the “Triwizard Tournament” to be announced and other schools were coming to participate, u easily got accepted in
and the only one who batted an eye at it was the weird old Headmaster, who u already suspected knew more abt u than he was letting on (Dumbledore seemed to have eyes everywhere the more u learned, which made u more suspicious of him too)
you'd been sorted into Slytherin, along with the Russian magical students, (Durmstrang?)
of which you had absolutely no frame of reference for how bad that was, other than being accused of literally being from the Abyss 💀
while the rest of the student body treated u with the basic contempt u learned all Slytherins just seemed to kind of get all the time, ur own house was a little more confusing when it came to you
some were curious abt all the scars, the strange glowing snowflake gem that u concealed on ur hip, what ur country was like and what the magic school over there was like (thank fuck for ur poker face and insane lying skills that made it believable)
(there was absolutely a rumor abt u pulling a sword on Filch at some point, u neither denied nor supported it)
the other half of the slytherins were all uptight about u possibly being a “Muggleborn” and sneered at u every chance they got (some weird blond kid a year or 2 below you??)
or they outright ignored u
tbh u didn't really get much genuine favor between Slytherins just being Slytherins and ur own reputation/cold disposition until Professor Snape saw how good u were at potions a month into this insanity
(it was just basic alchemy? nearly everyone, especially Vision-users, knew how to do it back home? why was it so special here?? u had this kind of question a lot in this world over most things, like the “muggles dont know abt magic” thing, it seem like more trouble than its worth.)
U both got along in the same way a cold-demeanor father bonds with his carbon copy cold-demeanor daughter lol
in which he invited u for tea sometimes out of polite extra teaching for “ur future plans of being a potion master, like myself”
which okay?? u were better than most ur age at potions bc of alchemy (which u learned is taught at higher levels of potion mastery) and its not like you've figured out how to get back to ur world anytime soon
so u just roll with that being ur “future career” for now, it makes the old emo professor happy so u figure why not
And its the first scrap of favor you’ve found here so it works
Tho u did complain at Snape for picking on Gryffindors, saying “ur rlly not helping that Slytherin reputation for tall dark and evil here”
He proceeded to make u clean and reorganize his potion stores for that lol
(Tho he did start to lighten up the more u picked on him abt it, the poor kid with huge round glasses followed you with his huge green eyes for weeks, he seems to be the only one who's really realized ur the one convincing Snape to mellow out)
U begin researching information (thanks to Snape) in the forbidden part of the library abt different worlds/time travel, anything thatd put u close to possibly getting back home
Or, to be honest, a portal would be better, bc youd like to come back here sometimes,
Its not like u have family back home (not any who you'd want to visit), mostly just a few good friends who'd be worried abt u (Childe misses his sparring partner for sure)
Which then leads u to noticing that boy with the black hair and big round glasses (was it smth like,,, harold sculptor? Atp that seems like a feasible name to you bc in this world parents rlly were cruel abt naming their kid “feathery” or smth wild)
Harold and two others, one with fluffy long hair, and the other a redhead,
Were attempting to “spy” on u from behind bookshelves or at tables seated near the forbidden section
U saw them learn the times u came there and how they made sure to match them (tho it seems the redhead got bored easily and begged to eat instead)
You'd actually managed to make friends with some Durmstrang friends in the meantime too
And by that u mean Viktor Krum mostly
Ppl were constantly obsessed with him and he'd managed to escape up the astronomy tower to get some peace and quiet,
Only to run into u reading away, and he'd heard abt ur reputation, and wanted to befriend u
U two got along rlly well, lots of peaceful silences, and chill convos, esp since u guys had some stuff in common
Mostly how ur both foreign to Hogwarts/this country and adjusting still
Anyway that is to say, Viktor teased u abt the ducklings following u around everywhere thinking they were sneaky
And this was a routine u got used to, until it was time for the tournament
You hadnt bothered to put ur name in, u didnt feel like risking ur life for no reason afterall
So needless to say u were pissed when rumors went around abt u putting Harol- Harry's name in the goblet
(u finally learned his name, apparently he's famous for not dying? As a baby?? A powerful tyrant evil wizard wanted to kill him as a baby??? Just,, why)
Not only that but then he was obligated to be in the tournament???
U knew there was smth insane abt this school, bringing back this crazy tournament in the first place, somehow getting Harry's name in the goblet,
but u didn't think they were batshit crazy.
(Dumbledore is not helping his case in your eyes, esp as u suspect he’s got Snape involved in his BS too somehow…)
So needless to say you were going to fix this mess since these seasoned “wizard adults” weren't 😒
You snuck into the Great Hall using a high level alchemy invisibility amulet, and used ur Cryo vision to extinguish the Goblet of Fire 💀
It reset the game, and luckily they were able to resubmit the champions to the Triwizard Tournament and hide away the Goblet before it got tampered with again
Lol u got Harry out of it, and it wasnt until later in the library that u get cornered by the Gryffindor fourth year himself
He admits to seeing u under his invisibilty cloak that night and thanks you for getting him out of that hell, poor kid looks so grateful 😭
But regardless of that, he insists u tell him abt the ice spell u used, how u used it wandless, with no incantation, etc.
You just gave him a small smile (his big green eyes look even more shocked behind the glasses, what, was that old professor right? do u rlly not smile that much?) and tell him he owes u one
He agrees and u go on ur way to the forbidden section
(U dont explain the ice, afterall, who would believe him? You werent even that much older, and only “master wizards” could do what u did)
After that, Harry starts to follow u around a lot more,
much to the annoyance of his redhead friend (Rodrick? Rocky? smth with a R-) and the absolute admiration of the younger girl with big hair
the champions start the first trial, and u help Viktor out with a plan to defeat the dragon and get the egg in one piece (u had lots of experience with monsters after all, and Viktor and Snape, who couldn't keep his big nose out of your business, were simultaneously disturbed and yet not surprised by this information)
it works flawlessly, and that's when you notice the new DA teacher acting suspicious
as the champions gear up for the 2nd trial, u help Viktor try to figure out the egg’s secrets,
Both Harry and Hermione have taken to interrupting ur library research time (u finally learned her name, but not the redhead, he seemed a bit rude tbh so u don't care to know)
after brainstorming (well more like talking at the brick wall that was Snape) with the old potions professor over tea gossip time again, u finally figure out how to get the egg open without screaming, and tell Viktor
Who thanks u by taking u to the Yule Ball, but u only manage the first dance before u get absorbed in the food and the cool decor, and u also convince him to gossip with u in the corner too
(u do appreciate having a reason to dress up at least, as you attempt to imitate the Tsaritsa herself with this dress)
U notice further on into the night that Hermione ran out looking upset, and ur “girl’s girl” instinct kicks in, (regardless of ur neutrality for her, u lie to urself) and follow her outside to comfort her
u talk, and tho ur cold demanour did intimidate her a little, after she realized u were genuinely trying to help her, she took u up on the offer, and asked if u two could be friends since she’s “surrounded by stupid Gryffindor boys all the time”
u agreed amused, and convinced her to join Viktor and u in ur gossip session, which Harry (after humiliating himself on the dance floor), joined in later as well
(You may or may not have iced the floor secretly under the redhead’s and the equally annoying prissy Slytherin blonde’s feet, sending them sprawling on top of each other, so neither would come bother u four)
Over the next week you hear from Hermione’s researching/studying sessions with you that Ron did apologize to her, of which u advised her to get revenge on him anyway lmao
Harry at one point came groaning and complaining to you abt Cedric bothering him abt the egg problem, and u went ahead and gave it to him
Finally the next task was here, something abt rescuing smth underwater that mattered to each of the champions
u were immediately on ur guard when Dumbledore called u and 3 other seemingly random ppl to ur office (but u began to connect the dots after realizing one of them was the little sister of the Fontai- French Champion)
only to deflect the spell that would've knocked u out, and instead pretend to be knocked out
u obv kept ur Vision on u at all times, as always, and realized what was happening as the teachers levitated u all out to the lake
Snape snapped about being the one in charge of you, (and lowkey told u he knew u were awake, did he sound a little,, proud?? no, not Snape surely of all ppl)
Viktor did end up fishing you out, which he said u “looked like a very unhappy drenched old tom cat” while swimming to shore, (u awkwardly pat him on the back for thinking ur the best part of Hogwarts, and then smacked him for getting u kidnapped to go into a freezing lake)
and u also ended up helping Viktor rescue the other girl left behind, and froze some of the mermaids’ tails in the water for their trouble
Fleur was so grateful that she came to hunt you (and Viktor too at the time) for helping her and her sister that she came to thank u two again while at the library
which then led to her sometimes hanging around ur table at the library (everyone avoids it like the plague initially bc of you, but now youve got a gaggle of wizards rotating out all the time, like the younger years Harry/Hermione/Ron, Viktor, and now Fleur)
by the time the third trial rolls around, youve taken to bullying the prissy blonde brat a year below you to keep him from not only bothering Harry and Hermione, but also ur own peace and quiet
The other Slytherins are beginning to warm up to you, or at least not actively ignore you, since you’ve been hanging around Viktor Krum, along with gaining favor from Snape more obviously (he’d plopped a singular towel in ur lap after getting out of the lake, and u might as well have “Snape’s Favorite” written across ur forehead for all that means)
(also some of them may or may not find u roasting the annoying blonde bully kid amusing too)
it isn't until u see the creepy retired Aura (or whatever they call their knights) DA professor milling about the castle more, nearer the Gryffindor tower, that you begin to warn Harry to spread the word among his little lion club to not travel alone, esp in the evenings
(u don't like how his weird rolling blue eye looks thru you, it reminds u of Dumbledore)
by the time the third trial is finally announced, you have ur sights set on that weird old man, and end up following him to his classroom at one point,
in which he cracks open a rattling trunk, tosses some food in, and seems to have definitely stolen what you assume to be the Triwizard trophy
he casts a spell on it, and you put on that same invisibiltiy amulet from alchemy to better follow him, and watch him sneak into Dumbledore’s office to return the trophy
(You break the “portkey” spell you find on it)
(you also leave a note behind on the headmaster’s desk to look into a trunk in the new DA professor’s classroom storage, and to be more careful hiring the next one.)
Harry somehow gets sucked into the maze you find out, and you end up sneaking in to save him, using your sword and Cryo Vision to battle him out
(finally, Archons, you didnt realize how much you'd miss fighting monsters)
Aurors descend upon Hogwarts, only just after the trial ends, and Viktor wins (you trained him too well for him to not, and may or may not have viciously sparred with him a little too much for him to not be a little afraid of the consequences of losing after you helped him so much lol)
Just as Harry is taken in by Dumbledore for questioning of how he got trapped in the maze, he runs back to nearly squeeze the life out of you in a hug, he tells you thanks for helping him again (and forced u to promise to teach him sword fighting or “ice magic”)
Then, surprisingly, the entirety of Durmstrang (and some Slytherins??) haul you up into the air with Viktor to celebrate his victory
(You can see Snape snickering at ur misery in the air)
Viktor and Fleur stay penpals, and the “golden trio” (more like “gryffindor triplets”) sticks around your library table
and you think you could start to get used to this, and Harry, Hermione, and Snape had gotten you a Yule/winter gift
(what’s Christmas. and why is everyone obsessed with decorating trees??)
…that is until Hermione looks over your shoulder one day at your usual reading table, and points to a book you’ve chosen for research,
saying “if you need to make a portal somewhere, that’s the book you should be looking in.”
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i hope you liked it!! and that it wasn't too much of a clusterfuck/chaos that was barely readable 😅
again, thanks for being patient with me, and here's finally ur payment for dealing with my ass lmao
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Okay so like I know little about ReZero (would love to watch it one day but, the content warnings) BUT I love people talking about things they like so. Assuming this isnt already a plot point, who in your opinion would be the FUNNIEST character to also be aware of/remember the time loops (Subaru in this case does NOT know they are in on it lol). If this is already a plot point please tell me about a neat bird or something you saw recently instead, thank you :)
THATS SO SWEEET THANK YOU <3 I ENJOY IT TOO SO IF YOU EVER WANNA INFODUMP ABT STUFF MY INBOX IS OPEN ^_^
ANYWAY. UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS A PLOTPOINT AND ITS NOT FUNNY </3
in the 4th arc subaru meets this witch lady, echdina, who kinda exists in a dreamworld, hard to explain, but shes aware of his timeloops. she implies that shes aware but tries to get him to say it himself. which he does so veeerrry hesitantly because he cant tell anyone Or Else. but after he realizes he can say it here, he has like, a total breakdown and keeps repeating his confession over and over again because he can finally tell someone about all this pain and suffering. and its an incredibly cathartic scene buuuuut she is very much manipulating him.
another character is vaguely aware of the loops but doesnt experience them/cant see them. that character is roswaal who is actually his boss. and the guy who has literally been PERSONALLY causing every single fucking issue hes had so far because some book told him to. and when things start going wrong he starts to, like, kick the shit out of subaru to try and get him to restart. yeah bosses are like that sometimes idk. everyone takes turns punching him at the end of this arc so its fine.
personally though if i had to pick a character whod be aware of the loops... id actually go with otto despite Everything. because i think hes the most likely to come out of the experience of watching his friend die horribly and come up with a plan, while also genuinely having subaru's best interest at heart. he doesnt care about anyone elses best interest tho, he was willing to let an entire country die for this guy. hes willing to kill the child he just adopted. so i think otto being aware would cause some fucking situations, especially if theyre not working together for a solution. i also think itd be funny if hes like "if we get gay in the timeloop no one has to know. ill just play dumb."
SO YEAH hes my pick for funniest one. all that being said im pretty sure i wrote up an episode by episode trigger guide if youre ever interested, i might have to touch it up tho. BUT if youre not interested theres never any pressure, this ask is already so sweet tysm again <3
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Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 28: Characters That Inspired Paragraphs
Jiang Cheng (MDZS/The Untamed) versus Bertrand Beaumont (The Royal Romance) versus Joe Goldberg (You)
[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Jiang is a Chinese man with long hair, shown with a woozy face; Bertrand is a white man in a sweater and blazer, frowning; Joe is a white man with short hair, shown staring blankly. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]
Propaganda:
Jiang Cheng: "He’s literally such a bad date that he is blacklisted from dating pools. He’s ranked as the 5th most handsome bachelor in the cultivation world (who is the panel of judges that decide this? I really don’t know!!!) yet despite this and him ALSO being rich and powerful on top of that, women still hate him!!! Hes just that unpleasant!!!!! He’s constantly being one-upped by his adoptive brother (deserved) (4th most handsome bachelor, btw) so much so that it’s become a meme, he even lost a best mdzs character poll tournament (in the first round iirc) to said adoptive brother’s pet donkey. Literally no one wants him!!!!! He is the loneliest saddest most pathetic sopping wet cat of a man I’ve ever seen!! I’m convinced he will die a virgin" / "Guy has no game, in the drama version (the untamed) he goes after a chick who’s clearly a lesbian and just never gets any"
Bertrand Beaumont:
• like father like son innit
• he's a cunt but not in a cool sexy way. in a pathetic overgrown rat kind of way that makes you want to punt him back into the sewers
• his name is bertrand archibald beaumont. would YOU wanna fuck him???? i thought not
• the amount of times you have to help him with his relationship. like the countless apologies for being a dumb stupid shit. helping him propose. help with his vows. im 110% convinced mc had to get on video chat for their wedding night so she could instruct bertrand on what to do
• yeeeeah you can't convince me they dont sleep in separate beds in separate rooms
• and also that nasty sweater vest and jacket?????? i know he hasnt washed them in years. of course no one would go near him
• that one country outfit
• killer eyebrows? eye'm gonna kill meself x
Joe Goldberg: "The first time he gets to fuck a woman that he's stalked he finishes in like 2 seconds. Never appears to be any better at fucking any of the countless times he fucks after that. I bet his dick feels like a limp fish. Also got arrested for having sex in a public place and constantly jacks off in public like I think if you were any good at sex you wouldnt need to be doing that. Tried to have a bisexual foursome once to get his wife to leave him and he wimped out so hard at the idea of fucking another man even though he is arguably bisexual himself. The most sexual tension he ever actually had was with a hallucination of another man he had in his own head. Just kind of pathetic"
#the untamed#mo dai zu shi#mdzs#jiang cheng#playchoices#the royal romance#trr#bertrand beaumont#you#you netflix#joe goldberg#polls#thank you drinkingteainthedark for the picture of jiang#thank you dogtheories for the picture of joe
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friendly reminder that annabeth has been through a lot more childhood trauma shit than we gives her credit for. she:
was neglected/resented by her father and stepmother, and before people try to defend her dad, he let her live at camp full time since she was seven, there was some neglect there
had some kind of run-in(s) with monsters early enough in her life that she was convinced by age 7 she was dangerous to be around
successfully ran away at age 7 and was homeless for almost a year, traveling with luke and thalia
was chased across the country by monsters at age 7 with luke and thalia
watched one of the only people who ever cared about her at that point die trying to protect her (still age 7)
spent the next 5 years of her life internalizing that while living at camp, nearly without breaks (she mentions her dad tried to have her home once or twice before in book one, but it never lasted more than a couple months)
was conditioned and convinced into believing the only way to be loved or appreciated was by completing a quest, something she kept being refused
watched luke, her only remaining close friend grow more and more hateful against the only home she ever knew
had luke betray her by trying to kill her like, third ever friend, and leave her in a place he hated
spent the next 4 years internalizing that while luke started a literal war against her only home
had thalia come back from the dead, only to leave her again, this time by choice
was approached by luke, somewhere between the 3rd and 4th books and was begged to join his side of the war, something she refused regardless of how he was the only thing left from her childhood
and then watched luke basically commit suicide
im just saying it's no wonder she has abandonment issues
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ok ive the brain was braining and i have ended up with headcannons on how the ghouls died and all the lovely shit
(tagging @ominousposting cause our ideas r so similar its kinda scary) ((super telepathy magic right here kids)) (((cause im like 98% sure ive never seen they're ghoul lore posts before this so i dont really wanna say i got inspo from them but yea its cool we're cool everything is cool 🫶🫶)))
under the cut and obv tw for death, murder, overdose, disease, drowning, fire, suicide, car accidents and poison (wow thats a lot)
phantom
died in 2010 from a car crash
will not get in a car no matter how empty the roads are
was only 17 when he died
youngest ghoul in the band (death year wise)
has all the humor from the 2000s still and it drives everyone absolutely nuts (inspired this post)
aurora
died in 1925 from accidental poisoning
was one of the flapper girls and was from a fairly wealthy family
was 24 when she was accidentally poisoned by a drink that was meant for someone else
3rd oldest band ghoul (death year wise)
still absolutely loves 1920s fashion and experiments with it by adding current trends and basically becoming the fashionista of all time
cumulus
murdered in 1953 by her husband
queen in the kitchen then, queen in the kitchen now (like seriously she can make anything and everything and its kinda scary cause how tf does she do it)
was 33 when she died cause her husband thought that she was to old and not good enough for him anymore (fuck this random guy)
4th oldest band ghoul (death year wise)
found some of her old cook books from before she died and makes nice little homecooked meals for all the ghouls every sunday because it makes her happy seeing all of them happy
rain
died in 2003 from suicide
emo kid emo kid emo kid (that kid was mcr's second fan) ((frank iero was the first obviously)) (((but he was second)))
was 15 when he killed himself, his parents were devastated
2nd youngest band ghoul (death year wise)
was absolutely stoked to find out that mcr was one of the biggest emo bands and influenced so many other bands (he almost passed out listening to music again for the first time)
mountain
died in his sleep from a disease in 1979
was the kindest guy ever but when he got sick everyone kinda avoided him cause they didn't want to get sick and felt bad seeing him like that
was 27 when he died and his whole neighborhood wished they could have done something more
5th oldest band ghoul (death year wise)
was really excited when he was introduced to the greenhouse for the first time because his room was always filled with plants before he died and it felt like his own little piece of home
sunshine
died 1995 from breast cancer
was very lonely because she spent most of her prime socializing years in a hospital bed
eventually died at 29 and was happy when she did
3rd youngest band ghoul (death year wise)
purposefully grows out her hair really long so she can cut it and donate it to make wigs for people with cancer cause she wants to help ppl be more confident with themselves and not end up like she did
dewdrop
died in 1991 from drowning
never really learned how to swim because he lived in the middle of a desert where there was no water so he felt like he didn't have to worry
was 25 when a friend pushed him off a boat as a joke and he was never able to get back up
4th youngest band ghoul (death year wise)
even though the element switch hurt like a bitch and ripped a whole piece of himself out, he felt somewhat relieved because the lingering fear of water was no longer plaguing his mind
aether
died in 1864 from a house fire
had 2 kids and a wife and they lived out in the country side in the middle of no where
was 38 when the house caught fire and he died saving his family from the flames
2nd oldest band ghoul (death year wise)
was still so incredibly british when he was summoned that dew had a heart attack when he started talking
cirrus
died in 1798 after being murdered by an angry mob
was a major activist for womens rights and had her own little rebellion against all the stupid expectations set for women back then
was 32 when an angry mov finally snuffed her out and killed her along with the rest of her little rebellion
oldest band ghoul (death year wise)
is still a hige advocate for women's rights and has to try not to laugh when someone says that she looks like/acts like herself before death (cause they obv dont know thats her lmao she cracks up everytime)
swiss
died in 1981 from a drug overdose
was an addict and wanted to stop but he couldn't afford getting help and his family didn't want to be associated with him so he was kinda on his own
overdosed at age 35 because he couldn't live like this anymore so death was the only option that he believed was available
5th youngest band ghoul (death year wise)
refuses to do any other drug than weed because he is still so extremely paranoid about becoming an addict again or accidentally overdosing
#i lost my train of thought like halfway through this but bada bing bada boom we're here now#shitghosting#the band ghost#ghost bc#ghost band#rain ghoul#swiss ghoul#phantom ghoul#aether ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#mountain ghoul#cirrus ghoulette#cumulus ghoulette#aurora ghoulette#sunshine ghoulette#headcanons#they are all very special to me your honor#vyaps
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Disventure Camp Headcanons Part 1
AIDEN
Half Argentinian Half French Canadian
Had a huge TOP phase in middle school
Only child
Super good singer but hates hearing his voice
ALEC
Afro-Turkish and Japanese
Diagnosed w Autism when he was a child
Smokes
Started drinking shortly after he got married; relapsed after his separation w his ex
Has an older sister by 7 years
ALLY
Transgirl; came out to her grandfather and he was the only supporter she had
Definitely had obsessive love disorder when meeting Hunter the first time
Super fucking bad at dancing
Likes K-pop (Fromis_9, Stray Kids, Billlie, P1harmony, Enhypen, Stayc, aespa, ITZY)
ASHLEY
Country music defender
will actually die on the Country Music hill
like she's from Texas but she's FROM TEXAS ykwim
Transgirl; realized she was a girl at a young age and transitioned w a supporting family
Would probably roll her eyes at u if u assume she loved AppleJack when she was younger
I mean, she did
but not as much as ppl assume
CONNOR
Jewish
Despite having a booming business, he still doesn't understand technology
but he WAS a boss at programming his MySpace page
"programming is my passion" college dude
Nickelback liker
I'm so sorry
DAN
He and his sister shared a bedroom until she moved out
Actually convinced her to come back home bc he missed her
like
crying on his knees
"PLEASE COME HOME IT'S SO MISERABLE WITHOUT U THERE I MISS U"
blasting a radio to her favorite songs
did i mention he loves his sister
Pokemon kid
Oh, he's also autistic
DEREK
Half Filipino and half Columbian
Transguy; was an unhappy "girl" growing up and would refuse to listen to anyone who didn't call "her" by Derek
Facebook user
only to troll, tho
He tried trolling on Twitter too but Trevor had to pry the phone out of his hands
Secretly likes Trevor
and by secretly I mean he angry-cried while writing drafted emails of his confession
Barely cries or anything like that, emotionally, but angry-crying is his #1 basically
Is not a registered gun owner
DREW
Other than the notebook, he has a communication device
Adopted
Video games hurt his eyes
so do mobile games
Honestly i think he just needs glasses
likes dogs :)
ELLIE
Half Irish and Half Singaporean
Transgirl; came out in her last year of junior high
Middle child w two sisters
While struggling w her identity, she was a Pick Me girl to fit in #sad!
she ended up giving up on fitting in #gogirl
Malay's her first language
Mom passed when she was little
tolerates cats
FIORE
3/4th Italian 1/4th Chinese
hates horror movies
not bc she's scared of them or anything
she just thinks they suck
forced into a ton of shit to become normal
girlscouts, ballet, soccer, etc
she hated everything
but she can make a good cookie deal
GABBY
Has an unhealthy obsession w watching drag shows
she doesn't understand any of the lingo
she just thinks the outfits r pretty
LPS kid
also watches too much animal documentaries
will actually sit down and say "im bored, time to watch a 6 hour doc on cheetahs"
she just cray cray like that #loveher
unhealthy addiction to stickers
GRETT
Transgirl #slay
was a Toddlers & Tiaras kid
passenger princess
forces Yul to drive her places
they have almost broken up 5 times bc of this
she also genuinely forgot to tell him she was #trans
u should've seen the look on his face
when
..
yeah
#hedidnotcare
that's ooc but idc
she's bi :3
HUNTER
Half Chinese Half White
Dad left after his youngest sister was born
Lived in China until he was 8
He has autism
Christian btw
like pslam bunch-of-numbers in his bio
can quickly change languages like that
will talk to u in english then will answer his phone in cantonese
texts like a millennial
:/ sorry
smokes
the killers, staind, blink-182, and r.e.m fan
plays the guitar
JAKE
Half Korean Half Japanese
cannot speak those languages fluently, tho
sorry
he and his brother wrestled a lot
his brother would always win
anyways he was a theater kid
but quit bc of some drama
haha. get it ?
one of those gays who cries to mitski & ricky montgomery
but only listens to them when he needs to cry
which is often
JAMES
has been in cringe compilations before
imagine if i just ended this w just that hc
would that be funny
anyways
one of those middle schoolers who was violently supportive of the lgbtq+
like everyone knew he liked boys
except him
loves his younger sister
like a lot
they r bffies
will call her in the middle of the night randomly
"i just posted a new tiktok, go like it."
JENSEN
genuinely have nothing for him
like
can i just say he's dreamed of men shirtless before and end it at that
um so yeah
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I kinda do have a feeling something big will happen april 20th/21st.. just kinda looking at that day. its gonna be spiritual breakthroughs so i personally will place my chips in for ultraterrestrial 5th dimensional beings being revealed. OR! scientific discovery regarding quantum physics. Listen to this;
Jupiter conjuncts uranus @ TWENTY ONE DEGREES in TAURUS!! holy SHIT!!!...
like i said aliens on 4/20 would make everyone giggle and feel lighthearted, building rapport with humanity and bridging the gap between our dimension and their own. if we acknowledge it as orchestrated it will alleviate feeling us threatened by their presence . Are you taking notes UTs?
Btw. For everyone trying to understand UTs(ultraterrestrials): The “beyond the veil” everyone talks about is just the dimensional layers here with us on earth that we havent learned to operate in yet. The 4th and 5th dimension. Think Tesseract. every mythological phenomenon im talking ghosts bigfoot faeries angels demons djinn poltergeists lost historical mythology its all real regardless of the ame we put on it. The thing js they all operate “beyond the veil” which is why they can only appear rarely to us. “Beyond the veil” is beyond these dimensional layers. think of it like this: we are the sims and they are the people playing our sim file. We have autonomy but we can get fucked with by the player. Thats all it is and im telling you guys now its going to be right around the corner that we find out about these beings lol. Its gonna cause a looot of problems with religion and maybe even technology advancement races with countries to achieve the technology to do this but i think that one psychonaut experiment in the ussr had the blueprint. The spiral thing. I cant remember the name of it but imitated “Havana syndrome” like symptoms in the users. welp. Thats all for now, thats my prediction. Its right around the corner im so ready :) if not april 20th then VERY soon. The facade is crumbling as you read!
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TWST Diasomnia Chapter Part 1
Summary notes(/reactions) I wrote while reading with the help of Google translate...obviously spoilers-
(2022.12.19) EP 7-1 to EP 7-19
yuu dreamed about the maleficent
freaks out, runs out to look at statue
meets diasomnia gang, calls Malleus 'Tsunotaro'
Sebek angy, Silver and Malleus shush him
Lilia runs in 'in school girl fashion'
slept over bcuz gamer night (Idia?), Silver tried to wake him up 3 times
Lilia is gloomy/anxious(?) during when waking up, bed-hair
Malleus invites yuu to talk about Maleficent
gang leaves to 3rd year orientation for 4th year
3 months per season, 3 courses, must do 2 to attempt graduation exam
company applications through interviews and grades
Trey thinks between food industry and science
Cater thinks between media and theme park management(?)
Ace's brother chose theme park management(?) back then
Should switch between companies for experience
Trey&Cater "idk what to choose, so time to listen to some classmates" tour begins; Vil&Rook
Vil - movie studio or potion, no college
Rook sad he cant see Vil in 4th grade
Rook- archaeological research, chose it after STYX accident showed him hidden beauty in world, college maybe?
Leona where the fck did you climb up from
lol he occupying a row to nap
Vil: take this seriously Leona: already applied :] everyone:??????
he's read the papers while Crowley was talking
Leona - mining and energy research company (geology)
of course he chose it to bitch about it for his bro
Rook: IDIA Idia: i do not exist
no Ortho here bcuz he's 1st year :)))
Idia: its a waste of time here when im already got a job offer everyone:????
he got offers after presentation on culture festival
Vil: is it…. STYX? Idia: nah hell, got kicked out temporally basically so media wont come after my fam *point at letter by dad*
Idia's parents got angy when he built a vacuum robot at age 8 and other shits
Vil: so where did u apply? Idia:……Olympus (no.1. market place, hardest to apply to) (btw web designer or what) everyone: EEEEEEHHHHH??!?!?!? (side note: this genuinely got me sad bcuz he first declined the offer back in chapter 5 epilogue)
Lilia: why are you laying on the desk, Cater?
Malleus cant decide which ones worth it
Lilia………….didn't choose anything……bcuz he will drop out of school
EVEN MALLEUS DIDNT KNOW IT
YUU TALKS ABOUT MICKEY TO REST OF 1ST YEAR GANG
Yuu showed the pic of Mickey, gang go uuuhh?
Grim: his ears are bigger than mine…
Ortho connecting to google, doesnt find anything about Mickey
Yuu talks about Mickey's room and friends
summary by Ortho: 1, Mickey is not from TWST, 2, time moves in Mickey's world too, 3, can only talk to him when he's sleeping
something with the mirror… Ortho uses this word: 銀歯 (silver-tooth????)
Ortho: do you know [Kouseki Radio]? (鉱石ラジオ)
oh we're going technology nerd talk, basically a radio made from ores and things without any electricity involved
sooooooooo the 'silver-tooth' he described is what used as a signal recorder(?)... like the needle on old vinyl
next nerd talk item: [Hitomi no Kagami], a hand mirror
current theory by Ortho: the mirror in Yuu's room is a [Hitomi no Kagami], a mirror used for communication
gang: wait.....then if Mickey is from another world, there might be a way to find Yuu's home world???
research group with 1st year gang! everyone takes turn at taking a chance to meet Mickey at night :D
Sebek and Silver flabbergasted that Lilia leaves school
LILIA....HIS MAGIC IS RUNNING OUT......... he can no longer fly, thats why he ran in the morning...
HE ALSO MOVES OUT AFTER SCHOOL;;;;;;;;;
His home country(?) is [Akatatsu no Kuni] (red dragon)
LILIA WASNT PLANNING TO GO BACK WITH MALLEUS IN THE VERY BEGINNING- *sobbing on floor*
He wants to live in peace and not being b-tched around :(
WE GOT MAL MAL'S GRANDMA NAME: QUEEN MALEFICIA
Silver and Sebek are so heartbroken;;;;;;;;
LILIA IS MOVING OUT WITHIN A WEEK???;;;;;;;;;
Lilia: I'm impatient bcuz I don't have much time! me: *chewing pillow*
Malleus: Are you sure you're not gonna change your mind? Lilia: Nope!..or rather, It has been decided a long time ago, no matter what..
"Fate can't be changed..."
oh man heeeeeee's maaaaad....
Lilia asked Sebek and Silver to help out packing up
Silver cleaning up one of Lilia's drawer be like; 'a test from 2 years ago......broken keyboard........expired coupon......hardened nail polish......candy boxes.....Is he really sure he can live like this? 😭'
..Ring on chain with rotten seeds(?) in candy box....
Silver: ".....Have I seen this ring before?....Aurora-colored jewels..."
Silver: .........so sleepy..... Lilia: Silver?
Silver: I found this box with the withered seeds(?)........can I throw it away- LIlia: NO!
Silver: So.. should I pack it? Lilia: No, I'll just take the bracelet (there's a bracelet in the box too??????),...and the ring can be given back to the rightful owner.. Lilia: To you, Silver. Silver: ??????
Lilia found baby Silver with the jewels on, and planned to give it back when he's grown up 🥺
Silver almost asks about his parents but then he just goes 'thank you'
Sebek found a.....magic tool?... Lilia's weapon when he was still a guard
Sebek notices that the metal part of the tool is made of [Mistium], an old metal thats no longer mined
...and Lilia used to use it also as an ordinary axe..rip Sebek...
MICKEY HUNTING BEGINS! First night: Ace&Duece!
Riddle only let them have away from dorm if they study, so he made study tests for them,even for Yuu&Grim💀
THERE'S EVEN FOR ORTHO, JACK, AND EPEL AHHAAHAHHAH-
Grim: If Yuu goes back to their original world....can I still stay in NRC?
Nooo sad time :"( gang is sad, then got back to midnight study session
Day 1 to meet Mickey - failed
Yuu can't sleep, but then sees light and a shadow outside
It's Tsunotaro......and not in a good mood..
IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE
And Malleus seems really out of focus........snaps back his attention when Yuu appears, and stops the snowing
Malleus starts talking (read: trauma dumping) about how he got scolded(?) by Lilia for having the castle in ice bcuz of an argument he had with his grandma, and no one else dared to get close to him
OMG LONG HAIR LILIA WE WON WE WOOOOOOOON
Lilia made shredded ice with syrup from the ice and gave it to tiny Mal Mal???
Lilia: "You have a great power...don't waste it" Lilia: "Today who's here at this table could have died"
Malleus: You can say Lilia was always close to me.......but now.....he'll no longer scold me....
Malleus: so after my trauma dumping, what do we have here Yuu? :) Yuu: there might be a way to get home Malleus: ......................................so you're leaving too...
Yuu: I feel lonely about saying goodbye to everyone Malleus: ....if there was a way without losing anyone....would you wish for it?
Yuu says it's normal to be sad about goodbye, and goes back inside with a good night/goodbye..
Lilia: "You have a great power...don't waste it" Lilia: "Today who's here at this table could have died"
Malleus: ...Even with great power, I get nothing, I just lose... Malleus: ...they will leave me, leave the table eventually...
Malleus: ...those who invite me...are no more...
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Oml, no matter how many rebooking or whatnot you have to make, do not touch your motel money! You do not want to be stranded in a foreign country with no stay whatsoever, not only for your own safety and health, but also for border control!
Please know and understand though that these things are out of your control. None of this mess is your fault. In fact, you’ve tried your utmost best to try to solve all these issues and that’s already a lot! You were and still are fighting for it!
This probably doesn’t mean much, coming from an unknown person hiding behind a grey blob, but I am genuinely wishing you all the best for trip and that things will still work out in the end. ;-;
Oh, well first it always makes me feel good when people are concerned and care and I often feel a lot of guilt for how I worry people sometimes and im glad you're rooting for me :) sometimes I do recognize that I really overshare a lot but its often because I don't trust my own judgments and opinions and im trying to bounce ideas off of people which, actually shit those are the symptoms my old therapist described when she diagnosed me with dependent personality disorder
For my motel, all of that is already paid for and has been for a couple weeks so no worries there! This time was purely, I accidentally fucked up my bus ticket via canceling it over a misunderstanding on where the drop off point was, got a new one, that new one was not what I really wanted and could have potentially cost me my motel stay altogether by missing the check-in deadline so it was actually an objectively worse one than before, lost some money with having to cancel that first trip, but I actually managed to cancel the second wrong one and since the wrong bus booking was canceled immediately, they gave me a full voucher coupon thing for another trip worth like $20 which I then used to book basically the original booking that had been right all along for like $5
BUT, ALSO, i had totally completely forgotten until about yesterday or sometime today, but my work has like a service for getting your paycheck early and since I have no shifts from now until I get back from Canada, I went ahead and did it and got over $400 instantly, fee transfer too, so that helps immensely. I hadn't thought of it before since I've never got an early paycheck before, but this came just in time
So. I hit more obstacles, some of which I caused accidentally, and immediately found a solution :) and I also managed to check in with delta over my baggage being shuttled for me from flight to flight and also double checked that I can take my friend his soup (because I know its stupid, its just soup right, but he asked me to bring it and he's gonna cook and part of me is like, aw he has a recipe he wants to share with me, thats really wholesome, I wanna share that experience 🥺)
So. Really the biggest final obstacles now are: when is my voided transaction going through, IF IT IS which it sounds like it should be, and also, fndjfjjf what if I embarass myself and be awkward and cringe. but, there's no time for psyching myself out for that right now. I'm focusing all my energy into making sure i pack everything I need and vigorously studying the arrivals and departures and gates of all my trips so I can have full confidence in what I'm doing
Since it's been such a big event, I will try to keep you guys posted the day of! My first flight is 6am on Saturday to Detroit and then to Buffalo and then after like literally 5 hours of being stuck in the airport, then my bus comes at 5pmish to take me over the border and i have to then decide how to travel to mt hotel to get there before check in ends at 10pm. One thing that sucks is I have to buy an international plan to even use my phone and data in Canada but as long as that refund bullshit doesn't take too long, which by my standards would be Jan 4th onwards, its not too bad to pay for it, and also I will definitely need my phone in Canada because I mean. Its being alone in another country lol, and I'll definitely need it just for checking rides and if I need to make any calls or my mom wants to check in and just using my mobile data when im out and about
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Halloween as a real holiday feels so weird. Im from a country that doesn't celebrate it and the place where I live doesn't celebrate it either(At least not until recently). It all just feels like an internet holiday like Heather's day or Pizza Day or whatever the fuck happens on July 4th. And like because of that no one talks about it.
All this leads to be getting the shit scared out of me when I walk outside at night and see a fucking skeleton running at me.(They were like 6 years old)
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This is so fucking funny I cant even begin to describe it. Its a recreation of this painting.
Points for not just copying it and adding the new faces over it like a shit photoshop shitpost I guess. But its só fucking ugly and its hard to tell exactly what the painting is trying to say.
Especially since Alexandre is consistenly overstepping the legal extents of his judicial powers, acting as investigador and choosing what accusations will be included in the cases hes supposed to judge.
Hes at the forefront of the Tribunals Monocratic desicion crisis, where a single judge can make decisions that are supposed to made in conjunction.
This man is trying to get the STF to legislate from the fucking bench and hes presented as a fighter for independance.
Especially funny when you remember Dom Pedro declared himself Emperor. Hell, he was the son of the King of Portugal, he became the King of Portugal not even 10 years after this and left his 6 years old son in charge.
The picture makes it look like the onset of an Awesome battle for independance where a son turns against his father to free the people he came to love from tyranny, except he just bought the country from his dad.
After he went to the Ipiranga river and shouted "Independence or Death!!!!!" him and his entourage just turned arround and went back to their daily routine of... running the fucking country cause they did that already at this point and had been doing it for about 2 years or so at this point.
Then again I shouldnt belabor his time as regent since he actually ruled over a pretty tulmutuous time, what with the literal revolution occuring on his doorstep barely a year before.
He also was the one to adopt the separation of powers on the country, granted, he also established the 4th "moderating" power to rule over the other 3 so I guess thats not as impressive.
Then again Xandocas is also basically trying to reestablish the moderating power so I guess the comparison is not exactly innapropriate.
Still, the Semiotic is disastrous for anyone that pays the barest ammount of attention to whats going on.
Im guessing the magazine is trying tochedge its bets and claim whatever is the most accepted interpretation is the intended one from the start. The media has somewhat turned on the man recently after all, what with his... misdeeds, shall we say, being a lot harder to whitewash now.
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