#THATS SO EPIK

[ladyinbl00d]

happy homecoming weekend motherfuckerssss😽😽

[stnkiconverse]

Creepypasta HCs nobody asked for!! (Reminder: you don’t have to agree, or like these. These are MY hcs)

Ben Drowned

- He’s 5’0 - 5’2

- Has gotten into several arguments with the other pastas because he doesn’t know when pranks stop.

- Uses brain rot slang seriously and convinces Sally to use it too.

- I was never part of the side of the fandom that was convinced hes a stoner, I was part of the fandom that was convinced he’s a perv. But tbh.. I believe neither..

- VOCALOID ENTHUSIAST.

- LOVES retro games.

- I’m convinced he has the biggest GIF and meme collection in the world.

- He was terrorizing someone using Cleverbot and the person tried taking the Cleverbot down.

- Which is why he now runs deeper background checks on his victims to see if they’re tech savvy or not 😭

- Thrifting is his thing. (He breaks into thrift stores and steals what he wants)

- Has two retro arcade machines in his room.

- Uses AXE spray..religiously. (When In his physical form ofc)

- Has bullied kids in Roblox before. (leading him to get his account banned and he got mad to the point where he made Roblox malfunction for 2 days.)

- Has tried to stop the blood from coming out of his eyes before. (EPIK FAIL!!)

- Also wants to learn how to skateboard.

- He js likes everyone and doesn’t have a preference (hes pan idc idc)

Thats all i have for Ben so far!!

[prince-of-red-lions]

I got bored in church today so I started coming up with band headcanons for the chain so here (sorry it’s really long I’m a huge band nerd)

concert band:

time - flute. he’s just the whimsical type to play flute, also he can go incredibly high and his fingers probably blur cuz of how fast he’s playing

twilight - baritone/euphonium. twi just seems like that mellow yet determined type, though he will get very aggressive if you call it a “mini-tuba”

warriors - trumpet. I don’t think I need to elaborate.

wind - trombone. wind is 100% a trombone kid- making jokes 24/7 and whether their funny or not is a 50/50. he blasts super loud to annoy everyone but he’s low key amazing at playing

four - four stumped me a bit. I’m not too 100% sure because his personality is rather complicated (hahahsrhjrjfjajajahz), but I think he’d play alto sax. he can play the others too; tenor, soprano and bari (ITS 5X HIS SIZE AHAHA).

legend - trumpet. he’d be first chair and extremely smug about it, though he’s so insanely good at trumpet. he makes a 3 octave instrument 5 octaves. he snarks a whole ton at the rest of his section and constantly has to put people in place (people aka warriors).

hyrule - flute. also very whimsical along with time. :) he seems like that happy type and just likes the flute cuz it makes a pretty sound. yes hyrule we love you for that <3

wild - percussion. so obviously percussion. he’s extremely good at everything in the back. he loves to double up on mallets (holding two mallets in each hand) and go ham. he can make it sound very pretty tho :) he can do fancy things with drumsticks and the metronome fears HIM. he also summons demons in the back of class during warm ups (very proud of him. if you couldn’t tell, I’m a percussionist).

sky - let’s be honest, he’d be in orchestra (what a traitor /pf). but if he were in band he’d defo play clarinet. very soft and mellow, and does the instrument justice. very attentive in class and definitely a teachers pet yet not to the extent it’s annoying. he just really enjoys being there.

jazz band:

time - he would play alto sax but would definitely do flute cameos whenever he could. he likes making the crowd go “WOAH! A FLUTE IN JAZZ? THATS EPIK”

twilight - I think he’d learn trombone for jazz. amazing at improvising and his solos are astounding round of applause for twilight 👏👏

warriors - still trumpet, he loves jazz and quite good at the whole concept. 10/10 he loves those high notes in his solos

wind - still trombone. he likes playing around with glissandos and very good at them. his playing is very fun and interesting!

four - i think he’d do piano despite the fact he has 4 saxes to choose from. a god at music theory and has so much fun with the piano. four’s fingers can stretch impossibly far to reach keys. that boy loves his soloing!

legend - trumpet as well. nothings really changed, he likes smooth jazz and you cannot change my mind. he’s usually pretty nonchalant about jazz but he secretly has so much fun with it.

hyrule - electric bass. he loves to have funky solo’s and makes it all look super easy. he can get super energetic and start having *too* much fun in which the band director needs to tell him to calm down 💀

wild - DRUMSEEET! my boy can really rock out on this thing. he really knows how to make the song interesting without being overpowering (sometimes). really good at making things pop

sky - upright bass! that lil guy loves his bass and rather shy with solos, preferring to let others do the solos. he downplays his 11/10 improvisation. which is stupid sky you are amazing at bass

extra headcanons:

time and hyrule would talk a lot in class despite the fact time tries to pay attention. those two have so much dirt on the rest of the band and they KNOW it.

wild and four like to go early before rehearsal to just screw around. whether it be remixing music or just straight up doing some crack stuff, they have a blast.

wind would help twilight with trombone since he’s still a bit new to it. even though he can be a bit annoying to the band, wind is a great teacher and twilight is improving a lot.

wind and warriors would be the evil duo of “who can blast the loudest”. everyone in the band despises them for it.

like I mentioned earlier, warriors is constantly challenging legend or just testing him in which legend blasts warrior’s ego everytime without fail.

more on the double mallets with wild, he quite enjoys making small peaceful songs or finding them to play. if you come early you can hear him practicing and his playing is very soothing. :)

like I said, sky would probably be in orchestra, but I like to think he does both. often doing cameos for both groups, as well. almost like the middle man because the band and orchestra hate it each other, but both agree sky is an exception and everyone cherishes him.

time is the president of the band. everyone loves time. the students and the director. he’s probably one of the best players in the band. extremely mature but in those SMALL moments he’ll do something devious.

twilight is also cherished by the band. he’s very hardworking and has adopted several students. many look up to him as he’s a bit more approachable than time. (time is scary to new people)

though warriors can be annoying, he’d never do anything purposely to screw up the band during performances or whatever. he loves being here even if he’s showing off 24/7.

four is really a jack of all trades when it comes to sax. everyone teases him whenever he plays bari due to the size difference, but no one goes to far because deep down their all scared of the tiny short gremlin who will start speaking in music theory language and confuse everyone.

wow, your still here? 💀 im concerned for your health and mine. really though, if you read all that, I admire your dedication and thanks for listening. there will certainly be more headcanons to come so if you liked this do not fret, it’s not the end. sorry this is so long and sorry for the people who talked in church that I shamelessly tuned out.

[mizuki-vitamins-daily]

☆ day 6 ★

todays mizuki is from their give me your night card!!! i have this card so thats pretty epik ‼️

[panathanvibezartbin]

yippee new form update- the design is slowly getting refined as i draw these so thats...... epik. woo. i need a nap

[jacky93sims]

Hi Ilenia!

I wonder if you would kindly convert these accessories?

Glasses on head accessory (in black, white and one of the tortoise patterns - doesn’t matter which one, since there are a few tortoise styles. Thats the one with brown marbling/spots). Link here: patreon . com/posts/97012854?epik=dj0yJnU9TXJXODhyR21uYllldGFKTWw3aS1MLXBiNExsRXY4UnAmcD0wJm49cnVlNHNRaTBmbmNQS0pLY1ZoY0JadyZ0PUFBQUFBR2JOV3hv

And this oversized hair bonnet here please:

patreon . com/posts/house-of-kiko-54328265?l=it

If you can’t, no problem at all!

The bonnet is very high poly (50k) so I'll do only the sunglasses ^^

[loafbud]

U RADIATE EPIK ENERGY

I LITERALLY TELL EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS THAT UR MY FAV ARTIST LIKE

U DRAW SPLATOON POKÉMON TWST AND OBEY ME??? THATS SO COOL

- rat anon

HEHE I'M BUT A SILLY WORM TRYIN THEIR BEST AROUND HERE

SERIOUSLY I APPRECIATE U RAT ANON!!!

[levi-the-top-superhero]

You should learn to play an instrument! Then you and Ian could be in a band together

..hmm. Thats not a bad Idea! It'd be so epik!!

[huenistar]

the txt members as brainrot

(fuck @/always4gowon u trump supporting bitch i hope u and you mama fall down the fucking stairs, poorly educated prolly a casserole eater (white person) fuck. u dont understand how politics works and u should not have an opinion. i wouldnt be surprised if ur IQ was under 70 because ur dumbass self brings religion into politics but the thing is u believe in a religion that has more sexual abusers and pedophiles than normal, well educated, independent, mentally stable people thats js crazy imo!! hope u get mental help cause something aint right in ur brain, you think slower than the average person and i wouldnt be shocked if u was a white female who lives in Delaware. fuck your racist ass and fuck ur mama for raising you like that)

i dont fuck with the trump supporting individuals, this post WAS but is not inspired by anyone that i know of. idgaf if u “made” this trend or wtv, until u show and tell me you political beliefs and views this post is my idea idgaf

thank u for reading that and i dont give 2 shits if u agree or not, as a woc i have the right to say this idea is mine until you show that ur beliefs are the same as mine. im not giving any credit to a fucker who wants abortion gone, immigrants gone, groceries higher and who brings up religion when we are discussing something that could genuinely affect more than 3 billion lives

doing the txt members cause i didnt script a friend group in my txt dr, and no i do not affiliate myself with that weirdass ho. lets continue on though

YEONJUN | 연준

fein, lunchly, thats what they called me in highschool

“fein fein fein fein” how about u start feining for a job!!!! IM TIRED OF HEARING FEIN

“5 minutes before we go on stage” “fein fein fein fein fein fein feinnn ohhh yeah fein fein” i have unwillingly picked up this habit

“did u guys see that four legged beast over there” “thats what they called me in highschool”

i cant say Shit around rhis man without him saying “thats what they called me in highschool” YOU ARE 25 YEARS OLD.

“i like my cheese drippy bruh” how about i slap u into next week u poorly educated bafoon

SOOBIN | 수빈

gap gap wap wap, 𝓲𝓶 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓿𝓻𝓸, sigma/beta/alpha

2 am at the dorm, the sounds u will hear is

loud clicking noises (beomgyu playing games)

‘hmmm’ every 5 seconds (yeonjun deciding on what clothes to buy)

laughing and giggling (tyunning watching a tiktok together)

and soobin saying “gap gap wap wap” for the 289th time that day (KEEP IN MIND THAT ITS TWO AM.)

“𝓲𝓶 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓿𝓻𝓸” ur born in 2000 and im born in 2002 if we think harder about this i have the right to sue u

instead of u saying “𝓲𝓶 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓿𝓻𝓸” to me how about u get a girlfriend and say that to her u LOSER.

“ur definitely a beta and im definitely an alpha” im employed what does this mean?

“isn’t hueningkai so sigma” uhmmmmm what

BEOMGYU | 범규

livvy dunne, baby gronk, gyat, everything.

most brainrotted of them all. hes too far gone

“oh my gyat what the skibidi!! livvy dunne got a sigma gyat and vro i just saw this edit an epik moa made of me and i look like such a mogger in it instead of a POTATO ;-; 🤫🧏 THOSE WHO KNOW💀💀 gimme mah kookey :c”

he uses any and ALL brainrot from ALL OF THE YEARS. how are u using vro and talking like ur role playing in “Adopt and Raise a Cute Baby🏠” ???

nothing he says makes sense at this point.

TAEHYUN | 태현

i forgor, perchance, paracetamol, galvanized square steel

he’s secretly brainrotted dont let his magic tricks fool u.

“hey taehyun” “wait i forgor” “HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂”

it was a SPELLING MISTAKE. NOT ME ACTUALLY SAYING I FORGOR.

“i forgor but this might perchance be paracetamol” he MIGHT use sigma every once in a while

“paracetamol, paracetamol, perchance paracetamol”

LORDDDDD SHUTT ITTTT IVE BEEN HEARING GAP GAP WAP WAP, FEIN, GYAT, RIZZ, AND PARACETAMOL ALL DAY.

he tries to be all big, buff and mysterious but if u say perchance he bust out laughing and suddenly everyone can hear him.

he genuinely watches those galvanized square steel videos because he thinks he needs to know how to build a house for 1.982 decilion people.

“perchance this is galvanized square steel and can u get me some… i forgor oh i remember! can u get me some paracetamol?” and keep in mind, HES LAUGHING AS HES SAYING THIS ??

HUENINGKAI | 후닝카이

rizz, sus, BOII 🫱🫱🫱, 👌

ik u saw that clip of hueningkai saying taehyun is lizz king.

he uses rizz on a daily basis

“you have so much rizz on stage..” STOP IT.

“this is so sus.. like among us his evil laugh”

i fear he says “BOII” whenever hes playing games with yeonjun

“look at my shoes dude… 👌” you are 22 years old not 12 years old.

“should i turn to my left or right when i do this?” “ur left side looks so sus today.. ur right side has so much rizz!!!”

I ASKED YOU WHICH SIDE LOOKS BETTER NOT WHICH ONE HAS MORE RIZZ.

[ramhornz-20]

NEWZZZZ :PP

HAAII!!! :3 Helloz everybody XD

sooo... me is like... soooo not emo it wasnt very swags XD.. I got me a haircut!!! O_O which looks SOOOO le epik...

Just pretend mi glasses arent there XD I miss them I miss them I miss them I miss them I just thought it would be cuoot to add them O3O... but it wasnt!! XD Since only uglys where glasses

Do I look like her?

Sooo 2day was sooooo cool too we even WENT 2 DA BEACH!!!!! It was so nice and nice I remember what happened I really remember

we went to the beach we went to the beach we went to the beach COULDNT IT BE BETTER

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

soooo ermmmzzz XP yeh thats the blog post!! XDDD See u guyz L8TER!!!

[usamironpa]

THATS SO FUCKIN EPIK OMGGGGG

Alright guys, project reveal yayyyy, been working on this non stop and I'm super happy with how it turned out!!!

Imma be heading over to MCMLondon today and tomorrow so if you see me come say haiiii :3

Expect more pics because I'm about to go full stupid crazy mode

[thomasmuellerr]

2023 Throwback

Might aswell bring this back. The good memories of 2023.

luge world championships were fun

saw and met epik high again

saw aomg / lee hi <3

leipziger buchmesse finally was a thing again

eurovision kept me entertained

i got to see lordi and babymetal

fabian römer dropped ONE (1) new song and it was nice

i got to see one ok rock again

eisbrecher concert

i finally went to europa park

i finally saw ikon in concert

saw yongguk again

the one piece live action was so so good

i went to lolla berlin to see hanbin lol

i saw twice

i saw lauv

i saw käärija

i went on a 3 weeks vacation in japan, including seeing the one ok rock vs my first story concert, seeing shinee live AND the nhk figure skating grand prix.

thats about it, i think.

[sorry-whos-world-is-it]

Rulez!!

No explicit/sexual asks

DONT spam ask box, well get to you!!!

dont rp as us in the asks thats weird LMAO

No slurs, cussing is allowed tho

dats it!! dont make uz ad more!! >:(

Abt Uz!!

Edd:

I am EPIK!!!!11! SHUT UP IF YOU THIKN NOt!!!! (He/Him)

fr tho i love messin around on here n i brought ma friendz w me cuz ill be fun ;p be cool w them K?? m alzo main here but evry1 else bettr post 2 >:T im not typin fully like that thru asks jsyk, kinda unreadable LOLz but is fun xD

~👹

Tom:

unlike edd i know how to spell. i won’t use capitalization though because it’s for nerds. i’m they/he, mostly they/them, nonbinary. respect my gender before you catch these hands. i like punk shit, working on a pair of crust pants currently. they’re gonna look so sick give me some ideas for a name for the patchy guy cause i love em so much. 

~🎸

Matt:

I’m Matt and I like poems and stuff. Edd made me come here. Tord also made me wanna come here… I really like the colour purple a lot, wish the blog was purple… send me purple stuff if you want, I’d like that a lot. Use tone tags if possible. uhm.. he/him, guy

~🦴

Tord:

:D the gangs all here!! haha, idk what I’d post :p art maybe? I’m kinda shy ngl, and sumtimes running blogs gets stressful :< hopefully with my friends it’ll be less so but I might take some breaks in which case my friends can answer asks for me. also you can use any pronouns for me! I don’t care all that much tho I am a cis guy so my friends are more likely to use he/him. btw hatsune miku is my wife & husband <3 I will fight anyone who disagree!!

~💀

[yang-amethyst]

thats so epik (uh oh my wife is mad at me again)

okay giuys i might go to eep rn

[sapphoyoon]

the f in yoongi stands for feminist

[nako-doodles]

theoretically speaking: if there would be possibility of you going to either vocal line or rapline concert - which one would you chose? And what would be let’s say 5 songs that you would want to hear there?

why would you HURT me like THIS????????? under my roof??????

anyways i would probably go to a rapline concert PURELY so i can see ugh mma stage live. like i love vocal line to bits, but theres not that improv bouncing energies off each other cypher like stage thats so magnetic you know? all of their rapline stages are so much fun and engaging bc they build improvs and energy off each other, and vocal line have a different appeal. HOWEVER, as we all know, i am first and foremost a vocalline hoe so im going give you a tracklist for BOTH and you cant stop me!!!!!

vocal line (there is a dearth of vocalline content im Outrage):

house of cards (extend that jikook bridge PLEASE)

the truth untold (i want to hear the wooow after jin's verse again)

00:00/blue&grey (tae's demo vers.)

butterfly prologue vers. (truly the crown jewel)

a jazzy/soul/oldie more upbeat song like idk something that is not variations on the wailing sad ballad. theyre all really good vocalists with under-appreciated chest voices. im thinking and like, here me out here: cant help falling in love (so my tracking tag can also be canon please) , what a wonderful world, time to say goodbye, cant take my eyes off of you, isnt she lovely etc. OR we can have those fun modulating songs like beyonce's love on top??? OOOOO A BARBERSHOP QUARTET wait no a NELL cover????? the possibilities are ENDLESS anyways bh we can talk this one out i promise they will sound Excellent™️™️!!!!!

rap line

that cypher remix they did unFF

tear w those dior outfits pls

ugh mma fight lessgo!!!!!!

ddaeng in those traditional robes please i am on. my. knees.

an oldie epik high cover please? they would have so much fun covering like idk nocturne? from the bottom? fool? run? bleed? fly? over? amor fati? or even some of their newer music. let yoongi live his best fanboy life pls. from one long time stan to another im begging. hell ill even taken another born hater cover.