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[cod-dump]

The 141 looking at videos of younger price doing things they got in trouble for and got them yelled at by price

Keepsakes

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"God, when was the last time he came here?"

"Long enough he doesn't want to bother cleaning this shit out himself," Ghost muttered as he shoves a facemask into Gaz's hands. The dust made it necessary.

Price finally made the decision to have his old storage unit cleaned out. He himself hadn't bothered to do anything yet, but he's convinced the boys to do some cleaning for him. He gave them a list of certain things he's looking for, then to their surprise Laswell did as well. Apparently it was a shared storage unit against Price’s will.

"There's the box Laswell told us to grab for her."

Most of the videos were in boxes marked by young agent Laswell, a clear warning not to touch them to a Lieutenant Price.

As they stuffed certain boxes into the van they arrived in, Soap found an old jacket. Not worn in years, SAS embroidered on it with Price's name proud on the breast. Soap shook the thing violently, to relieve it of any unwanted bugs and dust, before put it on. Almost a perfect fit.

"Hm, think he'll notice?"

Gaz snorts as he dares to open one of the boxes, "You're him made over."

Soap grins despite the sarcasm and starts posing, earning laughter from Gaz. Ghost rolled his eyes at him while he sorted through the boxes. He finally stops next to a particular box, kicking it lightly, "Nik box."

Soap and Gaz immediately dart over. Nik was precious with his mementos. Safe guarded them like a dragon. None of them saw anything he didn't want them to see, not picture or saved bullet casing. Not a single story unless he gives it up. Laswell and Price weren't so closed off and with start up a story from asking.

"Oh- What do you think is in it?"

Ghost lightly kicks the box again before he confidently says- "Nudes."

Soap gags and Gaz cackles.

"The head of his enemies. Or their di-"

"Stop," Soap grumbles as he pulls the box to the side with some of Laswell's.

There was something precious about how close they were, Price getting a storage unit only for Laswell and Nik to shove their own things inside without care. They didn't have any doubt the only protest from Price was only a bit of grumbling before he just let it happen.

“I think Nik wouldn’t let anything… unsavory be left where we could find it. There’s no way he would forget the location of anything sensitive.”

“What if, and hear me out, he’s forgotten with old age?” Ghost countered seriously, Gaz cackling in response.

Soap opens the box without hesitating another second. Ghost and Gaz whipped their heads around to stare as Soap pulls out a large book. It was a photo album with a slip of paper labelling the front. In Russian of course, just like the writing labelling the box.

“Alright, who’s been paying attention in Nik’s sort and somewhat weird lessons in Russian?”

Ghost stares hard at the photo albums front, truly concentrating as hard as he could. Gaz stared for a few seconds, eyes flickering to Ghost a few times, like he was waiting for him to reply. He didn’t, so Gaz did.

“I think it’s along the lines of ‘my sweet John’.”

Soap gags dramatically, “God, is it actually nudes?”

Ghost hums, “It’s not like we haven’t seen them naked before.”

“Yeah, well, I don’t want to see anything else beyond basic locker room shit.”

They were delaying, even though all of them desperately did want to know what was inside. But none of them made a move, just staring at the photo album while also eying each other. After a third minute of rather uneasy silence, Ghost sighs loudly before he grabs the photo album.

“Well, might as well. What’s one more piece of trauma?”

He unties the string keeping it closed, taking a step back before taking a deep breath, bracing himself. Soap and Gaz stared at him, waiting. So Ghost flipped open the album.

“Oh.”

Soap and Gaz shared a look before looking back at him, “Oh?”

Ghost flips a page, then another, before looking up, “They’re candids. A lot of them.”

Soap and Gaz finally look, and he was right. Each page was several pictures of a young Price just existing. Some of him napping in odd places, stuffing his face with questionable looking food, arguing with a young Laswell — He was just existing. And his behavior displayed in the photos were familiar.

“Johnny, weren’t you napping under the table the other day?”

“Weren’t you stuffing your fast with the shit you found in the back of the fridge?”

Gaz takes over the photo album, fondly looking at the pictures. Several photos, if not all, were taken clearly without Price’s knowing.

“Good to know Nik hasn’t lost any love,” the countless times Gaz has caught the man taking pictures of Price without the man knowing. He really wanted to know what his photo gallery looked like.

Suddenly, Soap gasps. Gaz looks up and Soap is holding a video camera, grinning madly.

“Sex tapes.”

“Simon!”

Gaz eagerly reaches for the camera, “Let me see!”

He saw the box it came from, labelled by Laswell. It was safe to look through… maybe.

He messes with the camera, laughing gleefully when it still turns on. Ah, they don’t make them like they used to.

“This is history!”

“And blackmail,” it was clear why Ghost was here. He never would pass up an opportunity to hold something over someone’s head, even the people who could make him disappear.

Gaz selects a video and starts playing it, watching the tiny screen intently. He wasn’t expecting to witness a past event of Price arguing with a currently unknown SAS officer, one that appeared to out rank him. He was cussing the man out with his full chest, and Gaz couldn’t help but look up at Soap.

“… what is it? I hear yelling.”

“I think we took after Price more than he realizes.”

Soap and Ghost were on either of Gaz now, watching the tiny screen with their chins on Gaz’s shoulders. Gaz played another video.

This one started with the camera facing a grinning Laswell, none of them could recall ever seeing such a mischievous look on her before. The camera switches over to show Price sitting on top of a cabinet with a guitar in his arms. He was clearly waiting for someone to come through the door by the cabinet.

“Do you know how many times he’s bitched at me for climbing on furniture-“

“Shh!”

Price was grinning at the camera and Laswell, and then an infamous figure they’ve all heard of but saw few photos of walked through the door. Captain MacMillan left his mark on Price, but clearly Price also left a mark on the man. Upon entering the room, he turns to say something to Laswell, then Price aggressively started playing the guitar.

“JONATHAN YOU CUNT-“

Laswell cackles as MacMillan grabs Price’s leg, dragging him from the cabinet. The camera cuts off right as the cabinet comes down with Price, the shock on his face blurred on the screen as the video ends. Gaz covered his mouth and Ghost leaned away. Soap chose to break the silence.

“I think he would throw us into a lake with bricks tied to our feet if we showed him this.”

“Clearly we make copies.”

They knew he was trouble in his youth, but this? Oh this was hypocrisy. And Laswell was in on some of it? Oh this was blackmail for sure. Ghost got what he wanted.

“Copies, Kyle. We need copies-“

Yes, they all were in on this. This was worth it.

[flwrkid14]

Tim doesn’t hold grudges but instead of Danny holding grudges for him it’s duke

hihi anon! and ykw... yeah. yeah, that is very much something I see Duke doing!

Tim doesn’t hold grudges. He catalogues the harm, sure. Stores it away like all the other thousand hurts in neatly labeled boxes at the back of his mind. But he doesn’t hold onto it. Not the way people expect. Not in a way that ever slows him down. If anything, he moves on too fast—sidesteps apologies, lets things go that should’ve been confronted, and shrugs off betrayals like they’re just another Wednesday in Gotham.

He’s always had too much else to carry. He doesn’t have the luxury of resentment.

But Duke does.

Duke sees the way people brush Tim off. How they forget he’s in the room until they need his brain. He watches the way everyone trusts Tim with their secrets, their wounds, their messes—but never checks in on what Tim’s carrying in return.

He’s seen it more than once: Tim offering help, being ignored, then picking up the pieces anyway after it all falls apart. Quiet. Efficient. Unthanked.

And every time someone forgets Tim’s birthday? Every time someone speaks over him in the middle of a debrief? Every time someone says “oh, I didn’t mean it like that,” when Tim flinches from a too-harsh joke?

Duke files it away and holds the grudge for Tim.

Not out loud. Not dramatically. He doesn’t make a show of it, because this isn’t about vengeance—it’s about principle.

And sure, he knows Tim wouldn’t want him making a scene, so Duke doesn’t. But that doesn’t mean he lets it go. Not really.

He’ll hum thoughtfully when someone who once ignored Tim’s intel ends up caught off guard in the field, and say, “Funny how that works out,” while already pulling up Tim’s original report to share. He’ll casually mention—mid-conversation, like it’s just a passing thought—that Tim covered that exact protocol two briefings ago, but no one seemed to care then. He’ll bring out timestamps, reports, and calendar invites with a quiet sort of satisfaction, not to humiliate anyone, just to let the truth speak for itself. Duke doesn’t twist the knife—he just hands them the one they dropped.

If someone forgets Tim’s birthday again, Duke will absolutely throw him a party the next day. Full-on streamers and a cake with “Tim Was Born And You Should Be Thankful” in frosting. With everyone in the room uncomfortably aware of what they forgot.

Because Duke is petty. Not cruel, not mean—but sharp. Surgical.

And it’s not about getting back at anyone. It’s about making sure the world learns not to overlook Tim Drake. Not if Duke has anything to say about it.

The thing is—Tim doesn’t even realize half the time. He just thinks Duke is being kind. He is. He’s also being loyal.

He’s not loud about it. He’s just... consistent. Quiet. Meticulous. Kind of like Tim, that way.

Because Tim won’t speak up for himself. Not really. But Duke will.

Every single time.

[yesimwriting]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNd2YG8D6/

This had me howling!!

Armand calling up Louis to ask to speak to bestie

Omg I'm crying 😭 I feel like Armand would be so entitled in this situation

Louis getting a random phone call from an unknown number: Hello?

Armand on the other line: Put the girl on the phone.

Louis in shock, looking over his shoulder to make sure Lestat's not there: Why are you calling me?

Armand, sighing: I've made what I want clear. Put the girl on the phone.

Louis: No? That's not even something you can ask??

[gomzdrawfr]

Please tell me Ghost gets to pat a cat. He looks like he really wants to pat one, even if it's not Raven. 🥺

[context]

anon don't worry he'll get those pat, just...careful for what you wish for though

[joltrify]

I'd kill for more ben 10 alien disabilities <3 i think pesky dust would look great in your style.

She's Watermelon Flavored~

(I threw in the Orthopeterran dev. sketch I made before I conceptualized the disability aid for the girlie since I didn't want it to go to waste ;w;)

[sordidmusings]

do you think mihawk would go through the 7 stages of grief when he catches feelings for someone or would he be a self-aware king and just shrug and accept it?

On a scale from One to Death, how pained is Mihawk about falling in love?

Pairing: Mihawk x GN Reader

Form this took: non-bulleted headcanon!

Word Count: ~730

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Mihawk actually continually creates new stages of grief in his unmoving stance to Pretend Everything’s Fine.

He’s not in love with you, he just has every bit of info on your likes, dislikes, and stories tucked away in his memory for convenience. He didn’t even consciously decide to do that actually. It’s just a fluke or maybe it was because it’s all such easy info to remember; it’s certainly not because all that information has special importance. It’s most definitely not because you look at him with such joy and gratitude every time you realize that he’s remembered something about you. Nor is it how beautifully his heart aches when your face glows with appreciation and affection for him.

He’s helping you out because your skills are disappointing, not because he sees you as a being of boundless potential. It has nothing to do with the pride he finds in each stride you make, whether by his guiding or your own breakthroughs. Nothing at all to do with how, day by day, he finds it more precious to watch you grow than the beloved gardens surrounding his castle.

His restlessness and temper when you’re gone are only because he has to take over all the tasks you do at the castle. Of course he’s not happy having unnecessary things out back on his plate, it was so much better being able to hand off half of those so he has time for the things that are important. Like swordsmanship and your shared hours to end each day. He doesn’t miss you bugging him all of the time; he can take care of himself without your drop ins to bring him water and snacks, or calls that dinner’s ready, or excited recommendations for books he always ends up enjoying, or observations on all the inane things around you (he obviously sees everything and it’s not better sharing them and a present existence with you, nope), or the rare occasions you speak your worry for his dour and lonely life that cut right to the heart of him. Those are what he misses the absolute least; he’s used to being called cold and heartless and alone, he doesn’t need you saying it but worse - noticing the heartlessness is unfortunately a lie, that there’s been something raw and painful festering in him for years, kept far from where anyone can touch and exhausting him of life’s pretenses.

He has no hope that you could possibly help fix that (just as much as you’re a balm for that wound, closeness to you rips it wide open).

There will have to be some change to your routine dancing around each other for him to accept his feelings for you and become that self-aware king instead of the willfully-ignorant peasant. This could be a threat of you leaving, likely not in you giving him that ultimatum but in more gradual ways that circumstance usually does. Maybe you begin to get into your head that he’ll never have feelings for you, and in your acceptance of that you begin to seek other hearts to share. Maybe you run from the depths of your own emotions for him, slowly shifting your life to be less and less at the castle, seeking opportunities that will take you to further seas.

Or maybe life does throw you both a much more drastic cause for change - an explosive argument when you seek a new love, or you unloading all your worry for him and fears that he is heartless while he’s frozen stiff, or him knowing the deep fear of not having you in his life in any capacity when your life is almost taken. Regardless of the cause, once he does acknowledge his feelings, he will absolutely act on it. He is a man of drive and dedication after all.

Now Mihawk is a lucky son of a bitch because it is very likely that you don’t know for a fact he has any interest in you until the Cool and Confident stage kicks in. He’d be mortified if you ever found out how desperately he tried to patch the dam in him that barely kept his overflowing interest, affection, and adoration at bay.

I hope you do find out because that needs to be held over his head for the rest of his life and then some 👌🏻

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For my lil milestone celebration here 🤍 come ask!

Thank you for your question anon❣️ the phrasing had me cackling it was too good 💀 I hope you enjoyed!! Sending love and hugs

[tatiejosie]

Not an ask or suggestion but you are THE Decil/Doncil artist to me. Does your back hurt from carrying this ship 🙏

mmmmwah!!! i appreciate your words immensely!! There are other Decil shippers who make some *chef's kiss* stuff but otherwise the content IS scarce!!

Star-crossed doomed toxic codependent yaoi!!!! The loser liege lord and the second century warlord!! MadoHomu with old men!!

[sengenism]

Your post about Senku being a Gen hater is pure gold, because it's so funny and true. Senku darling, why are you so obsessed with a fake magician? Because that's the real question, why would Gen in particular bother you when there were many similar people in the entertainment world in his time, why not just ignore him and move on? But no, Senku read his books just to criticize him and call him a fake in the stone world, I know you said that Gen's attitude maybe bothers him because it clashes with his own extremely honest personality, but the truth is that just like you said, Senku has no problem with Gen lying and manipulating as long as he's on his side.

omg anon EXACTLYYY! u put my tags/thoughts in such a perfect way THANK YOUU

like lmao yeah senku was SO not amused about being lied and manipulated to. not that he was ever fully a victim of gen's scams but he didn't like it regardless. held that strong negative opinion throughout 3700+ years senku is a #real hater

but then gen starts to turn the manipulation onto others for senku's sake...

(of course, while still making sure to call gen a fraud in his head here though)

and suddenly they're reading each other's minds and scamming other people together

like ??? u've GOT to be kidding me bro be fr

[gimmickblogcompletionist]

Heyyy, I’ve been doing the same thing as you recently and I thought you might like to see that you’re not the only one out here doing the lords work of cataloging the various gimmick blogs of tumblr.com

Here’s my list so far:

Tumblr gimmickverses

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

Officialpostsverse

@official-boob-posts

@official-penis-posts

@bees-official

@knifedealler-official

@teamrocket-official

@youareanidiot-official

@anti-terf-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@medici-official

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-linguistics-post

@official-crab-posts

@official-nature-posts

@officialgrassrating

@official-level-five

@official-olm-posts

@the-equator-official

@milk-the-official

@official-jurassic-park

@french-horn-official

@cute-aggression-official

@deja-vu-official

Brandsverse

@google-officiall

@firefox-unofficial

@mcdonlads-official

@big-mayo-official

@yahooo-official

@the-real-apple-mail

@totally-apple-music

@whataburger-possibly-official

@class-dojo-officially

@100percent-shell-oil

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

@firesub-houseway-real

@yahooo-official-may-return

@its-target-official

@wikipedia-the-non-official

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@realgoogleclassroom

@realsafari

@duothelingo

@the-real-gmail

@sony-official

@operagxreal

@yes-im-youtube-kids

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-real-ecosia

@definitely-quicktrip

@pizza-hut-official

@gb-tesco-official-new

@real-microsoft-outlook

@buildabearfr

@firehouse-subs-fr

@deviantart-official

@totally-ikea

@yandex-search-fr

@official-sainsburys

@definitely-spencers-gifts

@totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese

@real-pollo-campero

@the-real-ipsy

@totally-peacock-i-swear

@not-really-discord

@burgerking-official

@obviously-mojang

@pizza-hut-unofficial

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-dunkin-of-dunkins

@the-real-gamefreak

@applebees-honestly

@im-pandora-i-promise

@barnes-and-noble-official

@the-real-chipotle

@official-toys-r-us

@sony-official

@basically-bumble

@undeniably-chevron

@speedron

@official-petsmart

@100percent-chipotle

@checkers-official

@biglots-official

@journeys-official

@nutterbutter-official

@starry-unofficial

Governmentverse

@government-agency-bracket

@centers-for-disease-control

@nasa-official

@transit-fag

@the-even-officialer-news

@the-official-news

@ripta-official

@definitely-waste-management

@the-us-navy-official

@royal-canadian-air-force

@localairport

@bureau-of-mental-regulation

Poetryverse

@eggblackoutpoetry

@reallybadblackoutpoems

@shitpost-poetry-official

@i-scan-your-poems

Locationsverse

@maryland-official

@marylandofficial

@maryland-officially

@ohioofficial

@official-northkorea

@officialmexico

@officialunitedstates

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

@totally-durham-nc

@chapel-hill-nc-real

@totally-france

@massachusetts-official

@the-state-of-georgia-official

@official-rhode-island

@totally-salisbury-nc

@the-fr-north-carolina-totally

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@rhode-island-real

@literally-the-first-state

@newhampshireofficial

@the-real-illinois

@atlanta-city-official

@0fficial-america

@the-republic-of-california-fr-fr

@state-of-connecticut-official

@westernmassposting

@officially-dorset

@the-ottoman-empire-for-real

@definitely-totally-croatia

@definitely-britain

@new-mexico-official

@france-unofficial

@the-principality-of-sealand

@totally-italy

@france-the-third

@the-official-italy

@official-denmark

@washington-official-2

@denmark-forreal

@denmark-official

@denmarklandia-official

@official-hongkong

@official-ireland

@definitelytherepublicofireland

@forever-scotland

@russia-totallyofficial

@definitely-canada

@germany-official

@totally-germany

@genuinely-germany

@official-new-zealand

@india-official

@yugoslavia-official

@the-official-roman-empire

@guatemala-official

@definitely-brasil

@very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg

@definitely-totally-croatia

@totally-japan

@therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official

@republic-of-molossia

@the-kingdom-of-norway

@sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa

@the-state-of-michigan

@cape-breton-island-itself

@state-of-florida-official

@state-of-conneticut-official

@the-real-illinois

@utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin

@the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta

@new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@france-the-third

@officiallybavaria

@totally-china

@yorkshire-official

@real-british-empire

@buffalony-official

@utah-official

@guatemala-official

@the-real-nevada

@a-new-found-land

@official-sc

@new-york-unoficial

@hawaii-offcial

@real-california-republic

@sovereign-state-of-alaska

@washington-official

@saskatchewan-forreal

@definitely-indiana

@soviet-state-of-new-york

@real-chicago

@totally-india

@official-vermont-fr

@mackinac-island-official

@the-nevada

@iceland-the-official

@mid-maryland

Miscellaneous gimmicks

@definitely-not-a-bee

@really-a-vampire

@the-fake-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@the-missiles-guy

@the-exploder-anon

@i-just-reblog-stuff-i-hate

@blog-for-water

@hellsitegenetics

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@dragons-locator

@oldenglishtextposts

@randomalienencounter

@whatcoloristhatcat

@will-it-soup

@snailifier

@post-uwuifier

@yeahokayillreblogthat

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fixing-bad-posts

@probablybadrpgideas

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

@thegimmickblog

@postanagramgenerator

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@word-problem-posting

@free-post-store

@reading-comp-posting

@post-store

@waterboardingwizard

@the-frightening-ghoul

@time-travel-approval-council

@you-get-water

@official-john-lennon

@the-mojave-desert

@the-sniffer

@sniffer-of-gimmicks

@marryingthewholecorpoverse

@the-everything-remover

@totally-hardcore-tanoc

@rainworld-name-verifier

@post-fishifier

@text-inverter

@ur-fav-hates-columbus

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@making-you-in-spore

@alienracist

@shakespeare-official-account

@rate-this-color-please

@top-secret-replier

@l-is-t-e-n

@a-literal-rat

@counting-hrt-in-posts

@real-boeing-757

@ratethepost

@hellsite-cat-genetics

@the-assigner-of-gimmicks

@not-a-dark-matter

@has-no-opinions

@singular-ghost-sound

Planetsverse

@herbig-haro-211

@officially-triton

@actually-titan

@real-yucous-ghe

@the-real-planet-x

@the-moon-styx

@the-sol-sun-fr

@the-moon-called-cyst

@official-moon-of-vitreous

@neuro-officially

@vitreous-officially

@official-meibo-ghe

@official-macula

@totally-the-moon-oculus

@blue-marble-earth

@venus-for-real

@saturn-official

@temporarily-moon-two

@diomenia-daughter-of-callisto

@deimos-moon-of-terror

@mercury-the-swift

@totally-callisto

@planet-king-jupiter

@the-great-io

@the-red-planet-mars

@the-ringed-planet-saturn

@the-lovely-planet-earth

@the-speedy-planet-mercury

@the-chill-planet-uranus

@official-planet-pluto

@truly-pluto

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet

@makemake-the-silly-dwarfie

@the-real-eris

@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy

@i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

@the-serene-moon-luna

@moon-of-fear-phobos

@the-panic-moon-deimos

@pizza-moon-io

@speckled-callisto

@the-radiant-sun

@truly-the-sun

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@totally-the-real-pisces

@aries-official

@andromeda-the-constellation

@offically-taurus

@and-cassiopeia

@orion-in-the-sky

@ursa-minor-probably

@official-draco-constellation

@ursa-major-actually

@the-official-gemini

@im-canis-minor

@literally-leo

@literally-leo-minor

@might-be-capricorn

@yeah-im-scorpio

Antigimmickverse

@anti-royal-canadian-air-force

@water-for-blog

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@breaking-fixing-bad-posts

@alphabetuncompletionist

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@rat-detector-but-evil

@evilorcadetector

@anti-h2o

@gimmick-fixer

Kitty blogs

@kittysmoker

@kittybroker

@kittybrokerrater

Snomverse

@i-am-a-snom

@oshnom

@robosnom

@snomchievement-unlocked

@i-am-protosnom

@rescued-snom

@engineer-snom

@special-agent-snom

@pride-snom

@sneaky-detective-snom

@snom-with-a-nuke

@apocalypse-snom

@wizard-snom

@thief-snom

@shiny-snomblr

@shiny-snom-red-edition

@snomfee-cup

@i-am-a-frosmoth

@eclipse-frosmoth

@space-snom

@ethics-snom

@otherworldly-patron-snom

@momsnom

@snom-with-sweater

@snom-postal-services

@snom-with-a-bomb

@i-am-catboi-snom

@snom-appreciation

@snomba-has-blog

@snomonomicon

@snom-with-a-knife

@snominrandomplaces

@dinosnom

@reborn-apocalypse-snom

@snom-devourer-of-worlds

@snom-in-space

@lawyer-snom

@snom-with-a-bazooka

@ditto-snom

@cowboysnom

@charlesnom

@evil-snom

@snom-propaganda

@snomonado

@snomnom

@snomganda

@snomms

@snom-goodman

Translatorverse

@translatingpostsintodutch

@translatingpostsintofrench

@translatingpostsintogerman

@translatingpoststojapanese

@translatingpostsintoenglish

@itranslatepostsintotokipona

@translatingthingsinfrench

@randomalienencounter-translated

@translatingpoststoesperanto

Letters/ Grammarverse

@t-counter

@a-counter

@voweltally

@e-counter

@contraction-counter

@how-many-letters

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@theletterkcompletionist

@the-disemvoweler

Completionistverse

@asciicompletionist

@oedcompletionist

@alphabetcompletionist

@punctuation-completionist

@numberscompletionist

@periodiccompletionist

@wildcard-completionist

Worddetectorverse

@silly-detector

@amongus-text-detector

@bible-word-counter

@in-the-bible

@arethesewordsinhomestuck

@are-these-words-in-thee-bible

@arethesewordsin-thebible

@beatles-lyrics-percent

@arethosewordsinthebible

Painterverse

@the-firey-painter

@the-glitter-painter

@the-icy-painter

@the-purple-painter

@the-blue-painter

@the-red-painter

@painting-red

@the-bazzow-painter

@the-orange-painter

@the-yellow-painter

@the-green-painter

@the-teal-painter

@the-pink-painter

@the-white-painter

@the-gray-painter

@the-rainbow-painter

@the-void-painter

@the-pixel-painter

@the-mystery-painter

@happy-little-painter

@the-not-painter

@the-doodle-painter

@the-bird-painter

@the-pride-painter

@the-mew-painter

@the-weezer-painter

@the-deep-fry-painter

@the-scribbles-painter

@the-sus-painter

@thecroissantpainter

@the-lesbian-painter

@the-pan-painter

@the-aroace-painter

@the-trans-painter

@the-omori-painter

@the-sad-painter

@raidpainter

@the-stormy-painter

@the-howling-painter

@the-bisexual-painter

@the-hoppip-painter

@the-random-painter

@the-high-saturation-painter

@the-collage-painter

@the-inverted-painter

@the-duck-painter

@the-scaly-painter

@the-gumball-painter

@the-chaotic-doodle-painter

@the-pony-painter

@the-agender-painter

@the-gay-painter

@the-ghost-painter

@the-space-painter

@the-xenogender-painter

@the-music-painter

@the-anomaly-painter

@the-rotted-painter

@the-neon-painter

@cipher-painter

@the-mewtwo-painter

Ipostsverse

@i-say-ok

@i-make-things-into-faces

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-explode

@i-make-things-glitched-out

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-am-a-fish

@i-give-olms-to-people

@i-give-you-a-fish

@i-respond-with-emoticons

@i-spy-a-blog

@i-doodle-pfp-guys

Ratdetectorverse

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-seven

@ratdetectortheninth

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-17

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-19x

@ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@ratdectector23

@rat-detector-24

@ratdetector25

@25th-rat-detector

@ratdetector-x26

@rat-detector-the-26th

@rat-detector36

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-87

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-eliminator

@rat-detectors-detector

@detector-rat

@rat-detector-fail

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st

@rat-detector-redacted

Presidentverse

@nixon-official

@patricia-nixon-official

@hoover-fbi

@kissy-kissinger

@froggyroycohn

@jimmydean37

@official-abraham-lincoln

@emobernie

Elvisverse

@elvis-official

@transfem-elvis

@transmasc-elvis

@nonbinary-elvis

@miniature-elvis

@elvispurrsley

@elvis-parsley-official

@ghost-of-elvis-official

@pelvis-presley

@elvis-unofficial

@yelserp-sivle

@evil-elvis-official

@scary-elvis

@emo-presley

@robot-elvis

@snailvis

@haiku-presley-elvis

@sauromon-presley-the-orber

@elvis-hell

@elvis-parsley-chiapet

@mii-elvis

@wizard-presly

@eggvis-preggsley

@catgirl-presley

@italian-elvis-official

@italian-elvis

@elvis-researcher-official

@furina-de-fontelvis

@canadian-elvis

@the-ghost-of-elvis

@barbara-gunnhelvis

@death-elvis-official

@elvis-compressedly

@catboy-presley

@arlecchelvis-official

@phannie-elvis

@gay-elvis

@werewolfelvis

@mouseelvis

@elvis-official-impersonator

@gen-z-elvis

@eagle-elvis

@theelviseater

@girlvis

Is-allverse

@pesto-is-all

@marmite-is-all

@mayo-is-all

The Croakerverse

@the-muppet-joker

@strange-aeons

@mydarlingathena

@lifedoesntdiscriminate

@minuseyes

@cabbagex4

@descimatedcroakernightmares

@gonzobatman1

@gunchhorseman

@bruciemilf

@descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

@statleragainstposers

@jimmythebastards-blog

@unmask-strange-aeons

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

@trash-panda-anon

@marsha-landlord

Potatoverse

@potato-murderer

@anti-potato

@i-say-potato

@small-potato

@toastedpotatoes

@your-average-potato

@might-be-a-potato

@im-a-potato-lol

Entityverse @eldrich-horror-official @god-official @theholyspirit-official

Blahajverse @the-gulhaj @the-haj @the-blahaj @the-rodhaj @the-gronhaj @rosahaj @the-lilahaj @the-svarthaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-grahaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-vithaj @the-klapparhaj @the-magentahaj @blalilahaj @demonhaj @thedivineguldhaj @the-rutighaj @the-smahaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj @the-brunhaj @brunhaj @the-snohaj @the-turkoshaj @svard-haj @ultraviolett-haj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-dinohaj @the-anglahaj @the-leendehaj @the-litenhaj @the-omvandhaj @the-448c-haj @the-jahalh @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @ogiltig-haj @swimhaj @the-ljusgrahaj @spelutvecklare-haj @the-sonicjah @the-v1haj @cardboard-haj @the-hajhaj @hajitale @the-blahajtale @the-blavingad @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @the-emohaj @the-fotografhaj @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj @the-arohaj @the-crowhaj @the-korallfisk @scoliosis-haj @the-valhaj @gummy-haj @the-kasmiskhaj @butiksagarehaj @the-truth-seekers @unregistered-haj @the-batmanhaj @the-dovehaj @alcoholhaj @sibhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @bagarhaj @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @the-brathaj @gandalf-the-grahaj @the-frankenhaj @nathaj @redhoodhaj @dm-haj @the-vamphaj @bookworm-haj @the-dandyhaj @the-butterhaj @biblically-accurate-haj @teto-haj @sleepyhaj @the-invertedhaj @the-rymdenhaj @the-norsehaj @mintblue-haj @the-smolhaj @groenhaj @spikeplushiehaj @the-aftonsparv @starz-rambles @larryhaj @the-purpursparv @the-rod-katthaj @the-farhaj @emuotorihaj @brithaj @exi-alone

Evilcompanyverse @evil-inc @superhgb @l48yr1nth @the-evil-real-gmail @ratspancakes @evil-maryland

Thegaymilitaryverse @trans-army-real @aromantic-navy @actual-aspec-military @aspec-mafia-official @the-aplatonic-cavalry @the-real-aromantic-fbi @demi-demolitions @aro-sp-ace-force @aroace-evils @electio-aroace-navy @aromantic-detective @the-aroace-attackers @cupiomantic-air-force @the-aroace-defense @the-official-aro-archers @aroace-army-garlicbread-producer @bisexual-navy @pansexual-spaceforce @pan-warriors @real-omnisexual-military @omni-spaceforce @nonbinary-coastguard @transcoastguard @obviously-enby-airforce @genderfluid-marine-corp @actual-transgender-navy @demiboy-army @the-demigirl-airforce @queer-military-treasury @queer-military-authorities @queer-enby-police-force @official-queer-airforce @indianaspecforces @italian-aspec-forces @britishaspecforces @the-aspec-country @american-aspec-forces @canadian-aspec-forces @the-agender-archipelago @disability-submarine-fleet @bisexual-airforce

Theslenderverse @slender-fae @slendergenderfucker @slenderdawg @plague-doctor-slenderman @bitchlessslenderman @robloxian-slenderman @genderfluid-slenderman @selfcare-slenderman @notstraightslenderman @slenderrat @eviler-slenderman @the-splendorman @defense-slenderman @blue-slender @flirtatious-slenderman @slenderjerma @coke-slenderman @hybrid-slenderman @discourse-slenderman @bitchless-slenderman @aroorchid-slenderwoman @realest-slenderman @slenderman-and-the-tapeworms @legallyblondeslenderman @absurdly-tall-slendy @poet-splendorman @poet-slenderman @pinkslenderman @green-slenderman @greenslenderman @drpepper-slenderman @slenderofclubs @slenderofdiamonds @slenderofhearts @slender-mad @slender-judge @slender-miku @slender-genderfluid @slender-woman-returns

Yes hello!! I feel like we are colleagues haha. You do amazing work!

I actually already have your list saved in my drafts because I found it and it's such a wonderful resource! Just havent had time to go through it yet.

Tysm for making sure I have it! If you ever wanna talk gimmick blogs, my dms are open! I find this silly phenomenon fascinating.

[cod-dump]

Hgjgkdskks I stumbled upon a story someone shared online of an event from their time deployed to Afghanistan and I cannot stop thinking about it in context of Phillip and Mama Graves 😂

Basic story: the unit was under fire most days, the morale was low, mail delivery was slow. When care packages and mail finally got through, OP got a package from his grandmother with like 30 bright pink thongs, with "juicy" on them in rhinestones. Grandma's note said "these were on clearance at Victoria's Secret, and I remembered you mentioning your unit needed more trade items for the locals. Hope these help!"

I'm fucking LOSING IT. Graves when he was still with the Marines, absolutely beet red in the face reading his mother's reasoning on why she'd sent him 30 PAIRS OF LADIES' UNDERWEAR. However, they quickly become legendary trade items for other guys to mail back home 😂

Bet when he came out, he never let her forget that she sent him fuckin bright pink sparkly thongs into the desert.

LMAO his mother WOULD

___

The utter horror when Graves realized what his dear mother sent him? Him trying, and failing, to hide from his unit what was in the carepackage his mother sent him. They were cackling, he never felt more embarrassed. Eventually they, one by one, were taken.

He kept one, just one. An memento for this. And some pictures to have printed out from a disposable camera. For proof. He wasn't going to let her forget.

And years later, someone the damn thong, still as sparkly as ever, rears itself. And he has to explain the whole situation again to ease the judgement. Some of it, Graves still chose to keep one of the damn things.

[flwrkid14]

*Kidnaps fics and runs away* oh damn i forgot smth *turns around and kidnaps you too* better

oh— wait, you’re kidnapping the writing and me?? I didn’t know I was part of the package deal. hope you brought snacks, I get quiet when I��m nervous (we can gatekeep the writing to ourselves !!)

[yesimwriting]

The idea of Bestie still talking to Armand after everything going down is really funny to me, but it’s also so sweet bc like he doesn’t have anyone else

I feel like bestie becomes a bit of a ride or die for Armand, but she feels really guilty about it. I think she justifies her actions because Armand really doesn't have anyone, so everything she does is just her being a good friend (and nothing else 👀).

Vampire Daniel (🧛): Have you heard from my maker?

Louis: No, I haven't.

Bestie, well aware of the fact that she spent most of the day on facetime with Armand while Louis slept: Damn that's crazy.

If I write a random post-divorce drabble, do you guys think I could go back to pre-divorce after, I feel like it'd be so fun to write about Armand tentatively reaching out to bestie but I'm not ready for the permanent 'jump' if that makes sense??

[gomzdrawfr]

Drawing prompt: Ghost helping Soap buzz his mohawk

I love this kind of prompt, thank you for the suggestion @thewittiestpartition

due to (once again) my shitty handwriting, I've included the dialogues in image description (click the Alt icon to read it)

[whump-in-the-closet]

"don't you look so pretty, all dolled up like that? my pet, my little plaything."

content: bound, creepy whumper, intimate whumper, captivity, implied torture, bruises and scars

Whumpee sat at the vanity, hands pressed together until his knuckles whitened.

Whumper stood behind him, brushing foundation and concealer over Whumpee's black eye. They applied makeup precisely over each and every one of Whumpee's visible scars.

“Don’t you look so pretty,” Whumper purred, breath warm against Whumpee's face. “All dolled up like that?”

He flicked his gaze upward for a fraction of a second, desperate not to hold their gaze--did they really expect an answer?

Of course not. Whumper was already reaching for a lipstick from the drawer. They selected a dark color with a practiced hand. Absently, Whumper grabbed the back of Whumpee's neck and forced his head toward them.

Whumper took their time, allowing the deep color to sink into Whumpee's lips.

Finished, Whumper wiped away a stray mark from the corner of Whumpee's mouth. The touch was almost loving. Caring.

Possessive.

Wrong.

Whumpee's hands trembled, his grip tightening as he dug his nails bit into his palms.

Whumper's grip moved to cradle his chin, forcing his gaze up. With critical eyes, they looked at him-- at their work-- and nodded to themself.

Whumpee's throat tightened, tears pricking the corners of his eyes.

“Stop that!” Whumper snapped.

Whumpee flinched. "S-sorry." He blinked them back, catching a glimpse of the reflection that wasn't his in the mirror-- perfect, empty--

His heart dropped.

He hated it.

So, so much.

Whumper's voice softened, "My pet," they whispered, "My little plaything." They wiped away his tears with their thumb. "You're doing so good."

Whumpee suppressed a sob.

Whumper dropped his chin and their hands moved to his shoulders, adjusting his shirt collar. "I think your friends deserve to see you. They think you're still dead, after all."

The words hit him like a physical blow, leaving him gasping for air.

No.

[mildarka]

Does night like fluffy things?

(I say cuz of the extreme fluff on the jacket)

The jacket was a gift! He literally refuses to get rid of it - he definitely cried when Killer had to wash the dust off of it. I wouldn’t say he has much of a fondness for it outside of that though.

[adoreddestiny]

Hello! I saw your requests/writing prompts, so I'm asking begging🙏🏻 for a Rafayel short with the dialogue "too bad, you're stuck with me".

Please and thank you ☺️

(This is my first time requesting, so I really hope I did this right)

ೃ⁀➷ POP UP EVENT !! — aurora’s writing corner

— “too bad, you’re stuck with me” x rafayel

“you know,” you say, “for a long time i didn’t think i’d end up falling in love again.”

rafayel pauses, taking a moment from the stars to look down at you. a brief silence and stargazing seemed to recall memories from your mind. you lean against his chest, nestled neatly in his arms.

“that’s a silly thought,” he murmurs.

you don’t read your gaze away from the stars. “you think so?”

“i would have found you no matter what and made you fall in love with me,” rafayel huffs, arms squeezing your body a little tighter.

a tender laugh slips out from you and rafayel wants nothing more than to take it from your lips into his. “it’s the truth,” he says, a familiar pout tugging at his expression.

you look up at him, amusement twinkling like stars in your eyes. “isn’t that what basically happened already?”

he grips you tighter, holding onto you as if you’d float away if he let go. that whiny tone returning as he speaks. “well, too bad, you’re stuck with me now!”