#TFP AU

[shapeshiftingcloud]

The chief says ‘Cody’s hair is becoming more and more golden’

You say ‘That’s a puzzle’

Secretly you’re very happy to hear that news.

Alpha Trion once said that some primes might reincarnate ‘on the cursed planet of chaos’

You will met a boy with golden hair.

In the years following he will have nightmares of times only know to the matrix.

He will wander the accursed planets of two dead brothers

Wondering who he truly is.

[veronica--blog]

I wanted to do more, but okay. I'll do a color version of it later sometime. So, Miko! I probably should have known better, but I'll be honest - this whole AU exists solely for my baby girl.

Miko is a white tiger. Her mom is a yokai and her dad is a regular human. And they totally didn't expect to be the ones to have a new Bai-Hu. And even less did they expect her power to be so unstable. (Spoiler: it's Megatron's fault). Nevertheless, upon learning of the birth of the new gate keeper between worlds, Optimus saw the family on behalf of the Primes and the rest of them. However, all this life in luxury and contrived elegance, she, of course, did not like it. So she persuaded her parents and Optimus to let her travel before she became a full-fledged Guardian. So now she's having fun in the guise of a regular human.

Some facts:

- Miko has inhuman physical strength, making her able to easily handle heavy weapons. This surprises outsiders, but not much;

- Her standard appearance includes tiger ears and a tail. However, thanks to Optimus, she can disguise herself as a human;

- In her homeland, outside of her family, she is referred to exclusively as "Mrs. Bai-Hu", so she can be provided with her own name in her adventures;

- Unlike Jack and Rafe, she knows about Megatron, but no one tells her the details either;

- Because of this reticence, she is somewhat suspicious of Optimus, but their relationship is still very warm.

[oblivious-prime]

Optimus Starts the Drama on Purpose

Short Edition - Post War/Peace Treaty A.U.

Megatron sat reading a datapad when Optimus leaned over, kissed his helm, and casually murmured, “Did you know the Micron ambassador said I had ‘the hands of a sculptor’?”

Megatron paused.

Slowly looked up.

“What.”

Optimus blinked innocently. “They said I have ‘graceful digits’.”

“You do not get to say ‘graceful digits’ and act confused when I beat someone with a bench.”

Optimus hummed, far too satisfied.

Megatron’s optic twitched. “Are you doing this on purpose?”

“Doing what?”

“Inciting me into a jealous rage so you can drag me into the berth and calm me down with your tongue like last time—”

Optimus smiled. “Is it working?”

Megatron lunged.

The datapad hit the wall.

So did Megatron—eventually.

He hit the wall with considerably less fury and far more moaning.

Pinned beneath a very smug Prime, his thighs trembling around Optimus’ hips, Megatron clutched at broad shoulders and hissed through his denta as that infuriating sculptor’s hand did wicked, devastating things to him.

“You're—you're evil incarnate,” Megatron gasped, frame jerking.

Optimus grinned above him, slow and sinful. “You started it this time, love.”

“I was reading.”

“And now,” Optimus murmured, thrusting in deeper just to hear Megatron choke on a whimper, “you’re mine to finish.”

Megatron barely had time to retort before another thrust punched the words out of him.

His back arched, helm thunking hard against the wall, legs trembling where they were wrapped tight around Optimus’ waist. His hands scrambled for purchase, claws scraping down the armor of his lover’s back, but Optimus was unrelenting—grinding in slow, maddening waves, drawing out every fragging moment with precise, deliberate control.

“You—ghn—you planned this,” Megatron growled, though it was breathless, ruined, his vents fluttering out hot, desperate bursts. “You baited me.”

“I merely shared a compliment,” Optimus murmured into the side of his helm, biting gently at the edge of an audio. “You’re the one who got possessive.”

Megatron shuddered. “You know what your hands do to me—”

“Oh, I do,” came the low reply, too pleased. Optimus shifted just slightly, angling his next thrust, and Megatron whined—a involuntary sound that only made Optimus press in deeper, stroke slower. “Frag, you sound perfect when you beg.”

“I’m not—begging—”

“You will.”

That sinful hand slid down his side, over his trembling abdomen, teasing across plating until Megatron gasped and clenched tighter around him. His claws dug in, optics dim and fluttering, entire frame helpless under the steady, sweet rhythm Optimus had perfected just for him.

The pace quickened. Their frames collided again and again, sharp and slick and overwhelming. Megatron clung on, overheating, pleasure rising tighter and tighter like a circuit about to snap. Optimus drove him straight to the edge—thoroughly tiring him—until Megatron shattered in his arms, calling out his name like a curse, a prayer, a surrender.

And still, Optimus held him—kissed him slow through the aftershocks, stroked his side with those same graceful digits, and whispered, “I’ll give the Micron ambassador your regards.”

Megatron groaned into his shoulder. “I hate you.”

Optimus kissed his helm again. “You love me.”

“…I hate how much I love you.”

“I’ll take that.”

Time passed in a haze. Much later, Megatron lay sprawled and pleased, vents heaving, helm tilted back against a dented console while Optimus kissed a fading bite mark into his throat.

“…You smug bastard,” Megatron rasped, trembling slightly when those so-called graceful digits resumed their sinful work.

“I did warn you,” Optimus murmured against his intake. “The Micron ambassador was very perceptive.”

Megatron groaned. “I’m setting their shuttle on fire.”

“You can do that after you recover,” Optimus murmured, pressing him down again. “Eventually.”

Megatron groaned softly as Optimus kissed his intake again, slower now, lazier. His vents were still cycling hard, frame warm and limp where it lay cradled in Optimus’ arms atop the dented console.

Then—

The door hissed open.

Soundwave stood in the doorway.

Paused.

Paused a second longer.

Paused far too long.

“…Requesting clarification,” Soundwave said flatly. “Is this a diplomatic maneuver.”

Megatron made a noise halfway between a snarl and a whimper as he yanked the nearest tarp over himself, glaring murderously from beneath it. “GET. OUT.”

Soundwave tilted his helm. “Acknowledged.”

The door immediately hissed shut again.

From the other side, a muffled: “Deleting this memory. Immediately.”

Optimus laughed into Megatron’s shoulder, utterly unrepentant. “Well. That’s one way to secure privacy for the rest of the evening.”

Megatron growled and smacked his shoulder. “You planned that.”

“I really didn’t,” Optimus chuckled. “Though Soundwave does have impeccable timing.”

“Scrap-eating glitch.”

“I love you too.”

Megatron huffed, twitching slightly as Optimus’s hand resumed stroking light, teasing circles into his side. “Stop that.”

“No.”

“You’re insufferable.”

Optimus kissed his helm. “You’re adorable when you’re flustered.”

“I’m going to throw you out an airlock.”

Optimus nuzzled behind his audio. “You’d miss me.”

Megatron went quiet for a beat. Then, quieter: “…Yeah.”

Optimus stilled, then pulled him closer, wrapping both arms firmly around his frame. “I’m not going anywhere, you know.”

Megatron’s claws curled against his chestplate. “I know.”

They lay like that for a while. Vents syncing. Sparks pulsing softly in time. A rare, quiet moment wrapped in dents, bite marks, and the echo of laughter.

“…Still going to incinerate that ambassador,” Megatron muttered.

Optimus smiled into his helm. “Of course, dear.”

[dragqueenstarscream]

Ratchet: Let me see what you have Ratchet's adopted toddler rushing by: A powertool! >:D Ratchet mum modetm: NO!!- Bulkhead in the background: Oh my god why does she have a powertool?!-

ratchet goes from (angry voice) "bulkhead, i needed that!!" to (pleading and trying to be calm but panicking like hell internally voice) "bitlet, please, i need that!!" VERY quickly

[ny000mdraws]

dump of mainly tfp au stuff (and also working on a new comic!)

[energon-depo]

GOES INSANE @draculas-secret-blog 'S KOSS EDIT is verryyyy yummyer

blood version and close ups under the cut!

RAHHHHH

[dat-lil-shark]

TFP Knockout if he’s in Beast War.

[batghostgirlfan]

How about Starscream's team?

You got it.

For Starscream he has Skarmory, Corvinight,Chandelure,Toxicroak,Malamar and Fezandipiti.

[skelekerrry]

Aligned continuity moment (it's not aligned anywhere)

What if Optimus reached out to Megatron as well?

YES RID15 OP BECAME SMALLER FOR SOME REASON 😭😭😭🫡🫡🫡 (or rather he returned to his regular Prime height and Megatron remained a murder machine)

[lynxmov]

Designed Orion to suit his style and his TF:AU

There are plans to redesign Megatronus and all the characters from TFP

[cardboardmoon]

Prime au shitpost idea

A bunch of underfunded and understaffed department of interior workers start seeing weird shit out in the desert and then start recording it for funsies. It’s the off season and you can only measure cacti so many times until you go insane. Once they realize their other coworkers are seeing the same stuff they start a conspiracy board

They’re like “yeah they have guns but they’re minding their own business and only beat each other up so we leave them alone and this ain’t leaving the office”. They start placing bets on which ones will be seen next. There are drinking games on shift. There’s no one here in the middle of satans armpit so no one’s gonna find out

It culminates when jaspers underfunded school decides to visit the office as a career field trip thing and the jasper kids are all “OH SHIT”

And a few days later they mysteriously get a cease and desist in the mail

[oblivious-prime]

Title: Love, War, and High-Grade

Oblivious_Prime

Summary:

Optimus drunk calls the Nemesis, resulting in the most embarrassing day of Megatron's life.

Chapters 1-7 on Ao3

[dragqueenstarscream]

Also not the main anon talking about this au but have been quietly lurking and enjoying the recent content of it but all my mind is imaging with Bot and a Baby AU is something similar to that one scene in lion king where Mufasa rescues Simba from the hyenas 

I know you did an ask discussing about Ratchet’s kid sneaking out and ratchet being scared about if the cons found out  about them, well, what if the cons DID find out about them?? But right before anything bad happens boom parent Ratchet comes in swinging ready to take names and kick ass 

oh you are gonna LOVE the climax of the fic i'm working on. not gonna spoil anything, but... ;)

which... chapter two hopefully coming out next week, if i can get this written in a way i like

[raileurta]

Thinking about earthspark Megatron being sent to the tfp universe. He got here when a ground bridge malfunctioned near tfp Megatron. He was sucked in then was spar out with another version of himself. Despite looking very different they recognize themselves.

I know es Megatron would be much shorter than tfp but I love the gentle giant trope so I'm imagining him being taller. Anyways everyone is a little intimidated by him because he's a taller, more experienced, and stronger version of their Megatron. Doesn't help how mysterious this new Megatron is acting.

Es is being cautious, he knows this version of him is still a decepticon and well they're his only way home so he'll be vague about stuff regarding him. But... him seeing how this version abuses Starscream, how Megatron that disregards all life. He's revolted at what he sees. He won't- can't let it stand. He loses his cool and beats the ever loving shit out of him and puts Megaloser into statis. While es Megatron very much wants to disband the decepticons and free every bot he knows how much of a disaster that would be. So he reluctantly takes the overlord position and is slowly going to fix everything from the inside.

For the next few days everyone is on edge, waiting for their new overlord to explode. They don't know any of his triggers and what he's like. This Megatron looks angry all the time and they don't know what they're doing wrong. It's making everyone very paranoid.

Es is sulking big time, he feels terrible watching all the decepticons being so scared of him. Especially Starscream, the mech looks at him like he is going to wring his neck any minute. It makes Megatron want to hug him and apologize a million times over.

In his free time he's been doing research about this world and his alternative self and it's not pretty. The more he learns the more he wishes he didn't, this Megatron was even more of a monster than he is. He has purged his tanks twice already from sheer disgust. He trudges on though for the decepticons sake and the autobots. He's been trying to find a way to contact the autobots that won't out him. He decides to um... kidnap the humans for "ransom". Not his best idea not even a good one but it's the only one he has. He gets the kids alone for an "interrogation" and explains the whole situation. It takes a bit of convincing but they eventually believe him. So he helps them escape not before Miko gets his contact.

In the meantime es megs is going to detraumatize the entire ship while the autobots and es Megatron have to figure out what to do.

[ny000mdraws]

tfp au stuff (except the optimus doodle. that was just me giving him the vacation he deserves)

[redsea8me]

Did I ever tell you guys about my Jekyll and Hyde AU for tfp? No? Well don’t worry bc you’re about to hear about now

so like, the after math of the Sythn En episode right? Ratchet learns not to take drugs after almost dying right? What if it didn’t end there? What if afterwards he ended up with thoughts and feelings that weren’t his own sometimes? What if whatever remnants of the sythn en that stayed in his system gained a mind of its own?

Now, Ratchet has to share his body and mind w/ an unwieldy, loud, and outspoken version of himself that really really wants to go outside (and calls himself Ratchets brother a lot of the time but he doesn’t acknowledge that (yet))

He is literally talking nonsense all the time