#TEDWARD TEDDY EDDIE LOBO

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Absolutely LOVE these deleted scenes and I need an extended cut of the movie with them added back, thank you!

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~ Teddy Lobo headcanon's ~

He's never had a partner. Bitchless for like thirty years, this poor man.

On top of never being in a relationship, he's a virgin.

I wrote a fic about this, but if you didn't see it, he has the whitest stomach. He can't handle TABASCO, it's that weak.

Not lactose intolerant (For a Ben Schwartz character, this is a valid thing to call a headcanon)

Knows how to make drinks but refuses to drink them. Unless it's purely for the escape, he won't drink. He hates the taste.

He also grew up making drinks for his mom, Buster Bluth style. Since he was a kid, if he was close, she'd make him make her drinks.

He's cis....but if he knew what bigender was..... (definitely a wittle bwit of a woman)

LOVES cartoons. Ducktales, TMNT, you name it. No one can know though. Especially Mandy.

Speaking of, he's jealous of Mandy. He wishes he was her (but deep, deep down he's glad he's not.)

He's the only one fully aware of his family's atrocities. His mom, sister, father... All delusional.

(Req: @slimeybee , @flingmetothemoon . Ty <3 )

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Thank you Tedward Eddy Teddy Edward Lobo for hanging out!! Bye bye sweet baby prince!

Of course I will still be here as long as Amy allows it so I will not be far, my loyal fans fear not!

I love you all… well… most of you

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~ Mandy and Teddy... backstory? ~

This was supposed to be silly goofs they did but ruh roh angst happened

H'boy

You know when babies are born, and the older sibling, who's usually a toddler, is bitter about it for a hot minute?

Yeah that was Teddy

But at 17 lmao

This lil child was birthed and high school teddy hated that his mom wasn't focusing on him 24/7

That's when he started doing drugs

He was never trusted to take care of her, so they didn't spend much time together until she was older

It was around eight when she found out exactly what their family does and she loved it

Much to Teddy's horror

He's so jealous of her apathy it's insane

Anyway

When she was a preteen (teddy was 26-29, assuming hes 30 in the movie), thats when they got along the most.

He'd teach her how to get into trouble and then ditch her bc he never learned how to get out of it lmao

Mandy stayed mostly BTS though, as opposed to Teddy who made sure to stick out

This made her the perfect trainee for Bellafrancesca

13 is when she started torturing people

Teddy tried encouraging her to stay out of it ("come on, I'll teach you how to roll a joint")

He thought it was so they could have fun, but it was a subconscious reaction trying to keep his sisters innocence

Or whatever she still had of it

Thats why when she listened to her mom and not him, he highkey dropped her ass

"She's not my sister."

also, they're all blood related. Yeah non of them are the same ethnicity but they're all immediate family.

This makes sense to no one but them.

Rebecca: But you're Jewish?

Teddy: Yeah.

Rebecca: And your sister's Filipina?

Teddy: Yeah..?

Rebecca: Your mom is from Iran. And your dad is Italian.

Teddy: I'm sorry, what's confusing about that?

Rebecca: But they're all your biological sister and mother and father?

Teddy, who's been laying on the ground for five minutes: Yeah, now are you gonna arrest me orrr....?

(Req: @spiders_rob <3)

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Drabble | Teddy Lobo x Reader

Just a random thing me and @broccolithebunni had been talking about. Teddy's an idiot /pos.

TW: Food, mentions of choking, not being able to pair the proper wine with food, excessive use of the word 'fuck'

Being associated with the Lobo's was still something you were getting used to. Before, people would treat you like anyone else, not even turning their heads if you walked into a room. Now, it was pure association that seemed to have everyone desperate to never anger you. And that was when you were on your own. And it was nothing compared to how they treated you with him.

Tonight he insisted on treating you for dinner, telling you to pick any restaurant. You should know by now that nothing can be lowkey with Teddy, but part of you hoped the two of you would just sit down and enjoy dinner.

That dream was of course crushed the moment you approached your favorite cajun place. Teddy always made comments about owning the town, and you knew he was talking about fear, but part of you was beginning to believe maybe he legitimately owns New Orleans, because as soon as you walked in, everyone sat up straight. A waiter took your orders and gave them to you as soon as humanly possible. With the take out (that you're not even sure they normally have), you both headed to your place.

Now, about twenty minutes later, you were watching with disgust as Teddy attempts to crack a crawfish with his teeth, like a dog on a chew toy. The occasional, "Fuck," is heard before he checks if his tooth is still in his mouth. You wait until he gives up before sliding over a plate of peeled crawfish, waiting to walk him through how to eat it. "You done?" You ask, smiling at him.

He looks over at you with his signature wide-eyes before slowly putting the mangled crawfish down, blushing as he tried to stammer out an excuse.

"How'd you fucking do all that?" He points to the plate between the two of you.

"Twist the head and separate it-" "Nope, no, ew. Okay, how do you eat it?" He picks one up, inspecting it suspiciously.

"Squeeze the tail right here," You demonstrate by holding one up and pitching the fan-shaped part of the tail, sucking the meat out of the body. He stares at you, raising his eyebrows.

"That's so fucking gross," He laughs.

You roll your eyes at his hypocrisy, "Just eat." He nods, looking down at the crustation in hand before copying what you did. You smile, proud that he could finally do something on his own. Then he begins violently coughing, and your smile drops.

"Teddy, are you okay?" You ask, looking for any signs of choking. He seemed fine, just really red in the face.

"You didn't say it was spicy!" He gags, chugging the red wine he's been drinking. You leaned back, lowering your brows in confusion.

"It's not spicy at all. It's, like, the opposite of that, actually."

"Mhm, sure," He finishes his wine, waiting a moment to see if the burning in his mouth dissipated at all, "Fuck, man."

"Come here, let's get you some water," You offer a pitiful smile, standing up with him and walking into the kitchen, holding his hand like a hurt child.

As soon as he got the water, he chugged it as fast as he could. You watched his Adam's Apple bob, wrinkling your eyebrows. How has he even lived this long?

In one swift movement, he slammed the glass down on the counter, "Fuckkkk me…"

He panted, staring at the floor. You just nodded your head, genuinely concerned for him.

"Do you want to get something else to eat?" You tilted your head until he met your eyes. "Yeah," He responded, flustered and embarrassed, "Sorry I ruined dinner, but next time, I'm choosing," He placed a kiss on your lips, an apology for the whole night, before shoving you away.

"What?!"

"I forgot you just fucking ate!" He cried, refilling his glass. Done lol