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Swiss Fright cheese Wacky Packages, 11th Series 1974
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SWISS ARMY KNIGHT
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The Battle of Grandson by Jacques Onfroy de Bréville
#battle of grandson#art#jacques onfroy de bréville#charles the bold#knights#burgundian#burgundian wars#charles le téméraire#swiss#pikemen#job#georges montorgueil#history#medieval#middle ages#switzerland#burgundy#knight#cavalry#europe#european#heraldry#louis xi
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me and my weak spot for paul dano's beautiful teeth pt. 3 (pt. 1) (pt.2)
#paul dano#escape at dannemora#love and mercy#for ellen#knight and day#the batman#cowboys and aliens#the extra man#swiss army man#misc#fave danos#my content#dano dude#teeth
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I understand that knights normally followed a fairly set career path: start as a page, get taken on as a squire, and then if they merit it and have resources, knighthood. How did it work for other classes of soldier? How would one go about becoming say, a man at arms, or a specialist like a long bowman or a crossbowman or a pikeman for example?
Ah, excellent question!
One preliminary thing, you do have to be mindful of the distinction between actual training and social organization. Let's take your "career path" for knights, for example - at its heart, the whole page/squire thing was essentially a two-stage apprenticeship, but there was both a mix of actual martial training (I'll get into the curriculum in a bit) and what we would think of as socialization into the noble class - things like music, dancing, literacy, manners, and so forth aren't really directly related to the job of an armored heavy cavalryman, after all.
Importantly, when it comes to the distinction between various ranks, we have to keep in mind the importance of both material resources and sociocultural status. As you note, the difference between a squire and a knight was really about whether the squire could afford the full complement of arms, armor, and a horse, and there were more than a few grown men who were squires their whole lives (this is the inspiration for characters like Squire Dalbridge) because they just didn't have the money to advance to knighthood.
At the same time, the difference between a knight and a man-at-arms came down to social class - in order to be a man-at-arms, you had to have the same training as a knight and own the same equipment (arms, armor, and horse), which is why a lot of the written sources simply call all such men men-at-arms whether they were knights or not - although some sources took more pains to distinguish between the milites gregarii (the plain man-at-arms) and the milites nobiles (which, as you probably have guessed, refers to actual knights).
The former tended to be from the gentry rather than the nobility, and as a result of their lower status, they were usually paid half the wage rate of knights despite doing the same work and taking on the significant risk of providing their own equipment. (The fact that they were cheaper also explains why the proportion of actual knights on the campaign rolls dropped rather rapidly between the 13th and 14th centuries - knights were more expensive, so hiring men-at-arms instead meant you could stretch the budget for heavy cavalry.)
The Knightly Curriculum
As I suggested above, the training for knights was essentially an apprentice system where the page and then the squire provided service to their master in exchange for education. When it comes to the actual content of this training, the curriculum was actually pretty ecletic:
As you might expect, training in arms was an important part of the program. However, this training included a lot more than just swordsmanship. While the sword was very culturally important, when it came to the actual military function of a heavy cavalryman, the lance was arguably of greater importance. Training also tended to include other sidearms - axes, maces, and the like. In later periods, as armor got a lot better and mounted frontal charges tended to be de-emphasized in favor of having men-at-arms fight as dismounted heavy infantry, the curriculum expanded to include new weapons like the poleaxe and other polearms that Gary Gygax was obsessed with.
Training in horsesmanship was also a core part of the curriculum. GRRM is not wrong when he says that "jousting was three-quarters horesemanship," and this is why pages and squires were not only taught formal equestrian lessons, but were also taught how to hawk and hunt as part of their training. Hawking and hunting were the past-times of the nobility in no small part because they involved riding horses very fast through difficult terrain while simultaneously handling either a dangerous animal or weaponry, and were thus were considered good training for future cavalrymen. As Hillary Mantel puts it, "la chasse...we usually say, we gentlemen, that the chase prepares us for war."
Training in armor tends to get downplayed or overlooked, but it was considered so important that a major portion of what pages and squires did was deal with armor - carrying it, maintaining it (scrubbing with abrasives to prevent rust, oiling the straps to keep the leather straps supple, polishing - it was really endless labor), repairing it, putting it on their master and taking it off, and so on and so forth - so that they would understand every step of the process and be able to fend for themselves later on if they didn't have attendants of their own. The famous French knight, Jean "Boucicaut" le Maingre, was held up as an example to pages and squires for constantly wearing full armor while undertaking exercise:
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What About the Man-at-Arms?
As you may have noticed, I've been mostly talking about how knights trained rather than men-at-arms. So how did your gentry-born homme d'armes train? Essentially the same as a knight, but with less of the aristocratic bells and whistles of ritualized service and socialization to the nobility. So a son of the gentry would probably be training under the tutelage of their father or other male relative - and given that we're talking about a society in which the overwhelming majority of people did the same jobs as their parents, often being legally bound to do so, this was a very common phenomenon all the way from peasants upwards - or perhaps from a professional tutor who would most likely be a veteran in working retirement.
Towards the later Middle Ages, as literacy rates increased and book production expanded to match supply to demand, your more traditional systems of apprenticeship and one-on-one tutoring became supplemented with written manuals of arms. While this genre of military literature goes all the way back to classical antiquity - and indeed, Roman manuals like De re militari were very popular in the Middle Ages, as were translations of Byzantine manuals - these lavishly illustrated manuscripts were both practical teaching tools and status objects for the families who owned them.
Specialists: Longbowmen, Crossbowmen, and Pikemen
Ok, enough about the upper classes, what about the commoners who served as specialist infantry in Medieval and Renaissance armies?
Well, I've already written a bit about longbow training, but the gist of it is that what started out as a (Welsh) hunting tool was recognized by the English royal government as a vital aspect of military readiness, so laws were promulgated that required essentially all but the poorest to own a longbow and that "that every man in the same country, if he be able-bodied, shall, upon holidays, make use, in his games, of bows and arrows… and so learn and practise archery." This training started at a fairly early age and lasted at least a decade, because it involved both the acquisition of technique and the development of the body (not just the arms, but also crucially the back muscles, as the "special sauce" of the English longbowman was his ability to "lay my body in my bow" rather than relying solely on the arms) - such that archeologists can identify longbowmen from the over-development of the shoulder and arm bones.
What about crossbowmen? Well, as I've already written a bit about, one of the major advantages of the crossbow over the longbow is that you could train someone to be a crossbowman in as little as four months, compared to the decade at minimum for a longbowman, because most of what you were teaching them was accuracy in shooting (hence why the recruitment process often involved eye exams) and the procedures for loading and cocking the crossbow - which required a certain amount of physical strength to pull back the string to the nut that would hold it in place, or to work the winch or the lever or the gaffe or the windlass if you were using a heavier crossbow, but nothing like the physical conditioning required for a longbow.
One of the reasons why the term "Genoese" is so often associated with the crossbow is that the Republic of Genoa established a corps of crossbowmen to serve both in the army and as marines in the navy and these experienced soldiers in turn provided a ready supply of labor for mercenary companies. While the captains who recruited on behalf of the great companies might have to put in the up-front investment of equipment (the crossbow and its accessories, pavise shields, armor,and sidearms), they were able to essentially outsource the training costs to the Republic.
When it comes to training, pikemen were somewhere in the middle between the longbowman and the crossbowman. Because pikemen have to fight shoulder-to-shoulder with lots of other pikemen without stabbing one another accidentally or getting their polearms tangled up, coordinating movement and action was vitally important. Hence, pikemen learned a series of quite complicated drills to teach them how to move in formation in different directions, how to change formations from line to square and back, how to switch from pike to sidearm and back, how to work with missile infantry, and so forth.
As I've talked about before, a big part of the reason why Swiss pikemen were so feared on the battlefield is that, because they were very well-drilled and disciplined due to the policies of universal military service adopted by the Swiss cantons, they could execute these drills very quickly, which meant that the Swiss pikemen could turn on a dime from an impenetrable defensive pike square to a shockingly fast and aggressive deep column which beat the ever-loving shit out of the Burgundians, the Hapsburgs, the Italians, the French, and pretty much everyone - until the Swiss ran up against a nasty combination of the German Landsknecht and the Spanish tercio.
#history#military history#knights#men-at-arms#medieval warfare#mercenaries#longbow#crossbow#pike#medieval history#swiss pikemen
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after putting this off for a month and a half, it’s finally finished!! Hypswissalps Knight AU was born from talking with @jimothybarnes (who also edited this bless his heart 🖤) and @revengeghoulette and @to-spread-the-ministry 🖤🖤
also this was supposed to be a gift for @hypnoneghoul tummy eviction day 😬 look how that plan turned out 😂
this is made with Hyp’s permission, not only for the fic in general but also a couple little things in here
SO DONT BE WEIRD PEEPS
Trees In The Garden
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The war is finally over, Mountain hears from the gossip vines in the castle—the castle staff sure are chatty people—that the enemy and the court settled on their disagreement and has come to a compromise. That means his loves will return soon, his fierce Hypnone and dearest Swiss, both fought on different fronts in the war. Hypnone leads the army as the Knight Commander, and Swiss, nicknamed the Pirate Prince, leads a few stealth ships to sabotage and spy on enemy naval forces, while their kingdom’s main ships act as the diversion.
Their respective journeys back would take more than a few days, so Mountain busies himself with restocking the healing ointments and calming teas for the returning knights. He knows they will need it, war is not easy on the body or the mind, and Mountain, while he is no fighter himself, is partly responsible for the health of the kingdom’s officials. This includes but is not limited to, the royal family, the castle staff, any guests they might have, and the soldiers. Which means his job will get busier once everyone returns.
It’s a good thing is he’s not going to be dealing with them directly. That’s the healers’ job, Omega, Aether, and their trainee Phantom. Mountain’s job is mostly making the ointments and medicines and teas for the healers, as the Royal Apothecarist, and he is going to need a lot. Other than that when there’s no war, which is usually the case, he just helps the witch twins Cirrus and Cumulus with their potions and spells as a trainee witch.
After several days of stocking up and coordinating the return of the army with the healers, speeding up the growth of his medicinal plants using his magic to create even more ointments and teas, he finally hears the bells signalling their arrival. He’s not the only one to then run from wherever they are from to greet the knights, and in the distance he sees Prince Rain on his steed and finally his darling Hypnone riding gracefully on his mare Monty (named jokingly after him), smiling bright to the cheers of the crowd.
Mountain shoulders his way to the front with the healers, claiming that they need to assess the army’s conditions and determine who’s going where and for what, though in truth that’s the healers’ job and not his. He just needs to see Hypnone and hold him in his arms. Now that he’s back, half of Mountain’s heart is full again, and they only need to wait for Swiss and the navy.
“Hypnone! How are you, my little rowan tree?” Mountain asks as soon as he’s cleared by Omega and Monty is taken by one of the stable hands.
“Mountain! How many times do I have to tell you I am NOT little, you are just a giant so everyone’s small to you,” Hypnone smiles and reaches up for a kiss, which earns them cheers from everyone in the vicinity, “Anyways I’m good, still intact and whole, except for the part of my heart taken by Swiss. He should be back with the navy in a few more days.”
“Thank goodness! Now let’s go back to the cottage, I have some teas for you and I also have the ingredients ready to make your favorite for dinner,” Mountain says while pulling on Hypnone’s arms in the direction of the cottage they share in the castle’s garden.
“Wait, wait, I have to report to the Quee-,” Hypnone starts.
“That can wait for tomorrow. Besides, wasn’t Prince Rain there with you, he can go report to his sister about whatever it is you people have to report to the Queen. First order of business is cleaning up, then dinner and rest. Everything else can wait.”
“Well… I guess Rain can do it. Oh and don’t let me forget to share the gossip with you over tea,” Hypnone smirks.
“Gossip you say?” Mountain quirks an eyebrow, “Let’s go then, there’s no time to lose!” They both laugh as they cross the town square and then the castle courtyeard before reaching the door of the cottage.
Mountain the proceeds to boil some water for the tea while Hypnone changes into comfortable clothes, washes his face, and gets ready to just chill with Mountain.
“Tea ready, I have your favorite here, now spill. The gossip not the tea.“
“Thank you Mounty,“ Hypnone smiles softly, “You remember the scrawny fire ghoul who said he’s on some kind of personal journey bullshit?“
“Oh, Dewdrop? Haven’t seen him in awhile but yeah, does this have anything to do with him?“
“This has everything to do with him,“ Hypnone laughs, “He said he’s the son of some lord right? Turns out he’s the son of the Fire Lord Alpha, basically the king of the fire ghoul clan we were fighting with.“
Mountain gasps dramatically, “So all this time, we thought he’s some kind of merchant Prince Rain fell in love with, but he’s also a prince? Well that would be good for alliance though.“
“I know, right?“ Hypnone whisper shouts, “Not only is he a prince, he’s the crown prince, Mounty! If he and Rain ends up marrying, imagine all the things we can do! The alliance and partnership and everything!“
“So what did this have to do with the war?“ Mountain tilts his head.
“Oh there was a misunderstanding, Lord Alpha thought his son was kidnapped by us, because one of his traders saw him here. And let’s just say the fire ghouls are very territorial and possessive, and that his partner Delta is the more rational one.“
“Ohhhh, so that’s why you had Rain come to the field with Dew halfway through the war, now I get it. And what happened after they found out?“
“Rain asked Alpha‘s official permission to court Dewdrop and yeah, expect a royal wedding sometime soon!“
“That is so sweet! I’m so happy for them,“ he sighs, “I should get started on dinner, you stay there and rest, okay?“ Mountain stands up, gives Hypnone a small kiss on his forehead, and heads into the kitchen.
A couple days later, the bells ring again signalling the return of the rest of the army, namely their naval forces. The same process then happens with the healers and it takes some time before the pair finally spots Swiss unboarding his ship Tajka and joining the line of people waiting to be assessed by the healers.
Once Swiss passes the initial health check, he sees Mountain’s head sticking up above the rest of the crowd, the dork waving his hands as if he’d be hard to spot otherwise. Then he sees Hypnone running in his direction. He then has a few seconds to prepare himself before Hypnone jumps at him and hugs him tightly, “Hey rowan tree! I miss you too sweetheart.“
Mountain then arrives and scoops them up in his arms for a group hug. “Bamboo tree! How are my boys doing?“ Swiss laughs, prompting the other two to follow.
“Better now that you’re back, ebony tree,“ Mountain smiles, “I cooked Hyp‘s favorite when he got back, now it’s your turn, come on.“
Upon reaching their cottage, Mountain starts preparing dinner while Swiss and Hypnone stand to the side watching him and chatting, about their journeys back, their respective rides Monty and Tajka—there’s talk of upgrading Tajka with some magic which Swiss is excited about—Mountain’s witch training, and the batch of recruits Hypnone will have to train next month.
Dinner is then eaten in a comfortable silence, with loving glances and smiles. After that the dishes are left for the next morning because all three are too eager for their evening couch cuddles and subsequent kissing that will undoubtedly happen.
“Who will wear the dress in the royal wedding do you think?” Swiss starts from his place sandwiched between Mountain on his back and Hypnone in his lap.
“Bet it’s Rain, that ghoul can rock anything he’s wearing and he’s not opposed to wearing dresses. Besides, Dewdrop should wear some very tight pants to accentuate the barely-there ass he’s got going on,” Mountain muses.
“Hey! Do not disrespect the Dewdrop ass!” Hypnone exclaims, ever the defender of Dewdrop’s cake, “It might be small but that doesn’t mean it’s not there. But I agree with the tight pants thing, that would make it show even more.”
“Speaking of royal weddings, I’m in a sappy mood right now, what do you say we do a vow renewal again this fall?” Swiss grins, with eyes full of love.
“Oh, like we do every summer since, I don’t know, the first ceremony 4 years ago?” Mountain taps Swiss’ nose.
“Like you don’t melt at the thought, Mountain. I know you secretly love it too. And yeah, I’d love to do that.”
“Then it’s settled. Also anyone want to make a bet with me on when the royal wedding is gonna happen?”
Two ‘No!’s are heard in response to the question, because nobody should ever make a bet with Swiss.
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Bear with me on this one...
SwissDropTher, but instead of ice hockey it's A Knight's Tale. You can decide who's in which role but I know what my casting choice would be.
"Guinevere comes to Lancelot." Swiss watches the object of Aether's affections slinking through the knights' tents dressed in white like a man on a mission, he grins, hiding in the shadows as Dewdrop makes his way to his own liege's tent, glancing over his shoulder before stepping inside. "Bed him well."
"You're hurt," Dew whispers, clever eyes raking over Aether's bare chest, bruised and battered, yet victorious, winning both tournament and heart.
"I am, yes," Aether groans as he sits up, grinning rakishly as Dew crawls up his bed to face him and takes his hand, leaning in to kiss him. "But I've been taught to take the bad with the good."
#i'm gonna be honest i would have had this done sooner except i had never actually seen a knights tale#that has been fixed lmao#let me know what your casting choice was if i didn't get it#also if i wasn't working on two longer fics rn i'd do a full fic for this ngl#dot's writing#swiss ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#aether ghoul#three sentence fic#the band ghost#the band ghost fanfiction
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The Swiss Mark | Luka Jungo
Batman: The Knight #6
#luka jungo#batman#batman the knight#swiss mark#batman comics#dc comics#batman the knight 2022#you don't understand how much i love him#he's so dear to me#his appearance is brief but meaningful#i appreciate him#he's so cool and chill#cbartonscoffee#character icons#icons#aesthetic#moodboard#luka jungo moodboard
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I feel like I missed something. is teddy lupin gonna show up??? how/why???? is he gonna recognize harry as his younger self and be like "yo pops why you chilling with babymort?"?? cause that's fucking hilarious oh my god. oh my god the absolute shit that would occur!
something that comes to mind is if tedward shows up, will harry try to explain their relationship??
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tom: who the fuck is this?
theo: oh no
harry: he's my godson
teddy: Hey dad
tom: HE'S LITERALLY AS OLD IF NOT OLDER THAN YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
harry: well-
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anyways, I absolutely love your work and I visit your blog all the time to check out your funny lil memes of your fic LMFOAOAOAK
This ask is hard to answer without giving away spoilers, so all I can say is Oh-oh-oh, It’s time magic, ya know? Like if ghosts are disappearing & parts of citrus fruits are being projected into different realities, then people would also find themselves stumbling from 2008 Hogwarts to 1944 Hogwarts with no idea how they got there!
Ultimately, Teddy will be showing up because I want to include him in this fic because putting a metamorphmagus into a time travel AU involving alternate realities is like having a Swiss Army knife in your back pocket. Like it’s so versatile from a writing perspective because I can put him almost anywhere.
*Teddy Lupin’s future in UDLTTOM*
However in answer to the question: Does he recognize Harry? The answer is no. At least not at first. Harry immediately recognizes him on sight because Teddy disappears from his reality a few short months after Harry does & looks just like he remembers, but as far Teddy knows everyone thinks Harry died. (They didn’t find a body, but there was still a funeral.) And the physical changes that Harry went through from being a almost 30 yrold man to a scrawny teenager would be drastic enough that if someone hadn’t known him at that age, they probably wouldn’t have recognized him.
Teddy: But you can’t be Harry…Harry’s old—
*Harry arches eyebrow*
Teddy: –er. Older.
Harry: You think I’m old?
I think Teddy’s about 11 or 12 when he meets up with Harry & you can imagine that Tom & Co. are confused AF. Because this kid comes outta nowhere, he’s a metaphormagus, Harry’s super attached & over protective of him, & then they learn he’s somehow Harry’s godson? Like how?? As far as they can tell there’s max 4 yr age difference between them. They keep try to add together 2 plus 2 & keep getting WTF 😂
Of course, Tom will inevitably try to use Teddy as a means to get close to/ manipulate Harry—Which will ultimately lead to a big blowout in Slytherin House.
#udlttom#spoilers maybe?#harry potter#time travel au#tomarry#tom riddle#tomarry fanfic#teddy lupin#answered ask#metamorphmagus#Teddy Lupin aka Swiss Army knife of udlttom#knights of walpurgis
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Overblown incontinent fossil!!
#green lantern#kyle rayner#green arrow#oliver queen#insults#don’t like each other#animosity#gay biker#Swiss chocolate#rookie#fossil#incontinent#black circle: urban knights#legacy heroes#judd winick#charlie adlard#dc comics#comics#00s comics#crossover#team up
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hey guys just checking in to say that i am um Fucking Dying out here 👍
edit: thank you for your support, friends 🥺🫶
#learning to draw simply so that i can draw all of my horror au ideas and also knight mike . please god let me get knight mike on paper#the images are eating my brain and making holes in it like swiss fucking cheese i need to get them OUTTTTTTTTT
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H're f'r a valorous timeth, not necessarily a longeth.
#personal#aesthetic#dark#goth#gothic#me#mine#crusader#sabaton#the last stand#playing in the background#helmet#snapchat#filter#lmao#vibes#medieval#knight#swiss guard
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The Battle of Murten by Ary Johannes Lamme
#battle of murten#battle of morat#art#ary johannes lamme#charles the bold#charles le téméraire#medieval#history#burgundian wars#burgundy#burgundians#burgundian#swiss#switzerland#middle ages#knights#knight#europe#european#morat#murten#army#soldiers
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Kahhori: Reshaper of Worlds (Vol. 1/2024), #1.
Writer: Kelly Lynne D’Angelo; Penciler and Inker: Jim Terry; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Travis Lanham
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Kahhori: Reshaper of Worlds#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Kahhori#heck YEAH grappling hook truncheon !!!#love Marc and love that one of his tactics in a brawl with a full on frost giant Loki involves a fancy truncheon#it’s tactical effectiveness in this case is debatable but that’s not important#if Moon Knight’s Swiss army knife truncheon has zero fans on this mortal plane that is only because I have already passed on
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Recently I found a new power / heavy metal band called Emerald Rage. (They are from the USA.)
And the last song on their new album (High King), 'Wings of Solitude' sounds very much like an Emerald (swiss heavy metal band from Düdingen) song from their early 2000s era when Jvo Julmy was the singer before Thomas Laszlo Winkler replaced him in 2009.
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Emerald - Independence (from "Calling The Knights" - 2001)
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Emerald - Battlefield (from Calling the Knights" - 2001)
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<><>[]====<><> (it's a sword...)
Emerald Rage - "High King" (2021) Tracklist :
1. Into the Sky
2. Wrathful Eyes
3. High King
4. Heart of a Pagan
5. Dire Wolves
6. White Stag
7. Empress
8. Goddess Freya
9. Wings of Solitude
Songs I recommend to listen from "High King" :
• Into the Sky (the intro is just *chef's kiss*)
• Wrathful Eyes (this song has got one of the best guitar solos I've ever heard in my life.)
• High King
• Dire Wolves
• White Stag
• Wings of Solitude
Emerald - "Calling the Knights" (2001) Tracklist :
1. Calling the Knights
2. Emerald Knights
3. Unreasonable Violence
4. Hard to Be True
5. Across the Sea
6. Victims of Society
7. You Belong to Me
8. Shadowknight
9. Medieval Steel (Medieval Steel cover)
10. Battlefield
Some songs I recommend to listen from "Calling the Knights" :
• Emerald Knights
• Unreasonable Violence
• Hard to be True
• Across the Sea
• You Belong to Me
• Medieval Steel
• Battlefield
• Independence
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