#Sushi Socks Box

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Sushi Socks Box: i calzini più divertenti e originali da regalare

Sushi Socks Box: i calzini più divertenti e originali da regalare #cosestrane #Sushi #SushiSocksBox

Un’idea regalo simpatica e fuori dal comune, i calzini Sushi Socks Box sono quello che fa per te. Si tratta di calzini colorati e di alta qualità, arrotolati e confezionati in modo da sembrare dei veri sushi. Un regalo perfetto per gli amanti della cucina giapponese e dello stile hipster. In questo articolo ti spiegheremo cos’è Sushi Socks Box e perché sceglierlo, quali sono i tipi di sushi…

[mysterypandastore]

These Socks are unique and wonderful as gifts - make your loved ones happy - you will definitely put a smile on your face. A perfect gift for any event.

[tommyssupercoolblog]

miscefelis culture is

Fish fish fish fish. Sushi, fish and chips, fishsticks, fish sandwiches, salmon and calamari and fish curry and-

You see something that makes you angry or upset and hiss. Hissssss.

Warrior cats kid

Napping all the time everytime, naps for days, naps forever

Sitting on things not meant to be sat on

"My nest is a crawlspace I made in my closet!" "My nest is a reading nook!!" "My nest is inside a tent or blanket fort" or any variation of box/enclosed spaces

I need to lay directly on top of my mate and no I will not explain why.

Headbuts and nuzzles and rubbing your cheek on their chest/against their hand.

"I will bite you" as a threat (I personally prefer "I will EAT YOU" but. Ok)

Advocates for violence as a joke (or not)

SCREAMS. SCREAMING. SCREAMSSSS.

You try to get your friends to pay for your food + you're always hungry

Climb??? Up high???

Paw socks and the clawing/claw hand motion

Boredom and so you just "MEOW"

Confused and must reboot when someone puts a hat on your head

Noise? Jerk still and stare. Stare.

"I will NOT be making eye contact" or alternatively "I am always looking at you autismly with my big ol eyes"

Pranks and sabatouge

Gift giving as a love language

Parallel play

Everyone keeps talking about their packs and you're just sitting there alone or maybe with one or two people you're bonded to (maybe a mate or smthn) like "what the fuck"

I am so small so tiny so little I'm just a little guy I'm so small I'm so itty bitty /pos

"Sorry I'm late I did not want to come"

If you give me one (1) instruction I will hate you forever

Silly zoomy times. Silly.

your response to fear is a mix of fight or flight where you slink/flinch away but also yell or get defensive to stop this thing/person from bothering you. You're like, crying and wanting to leave but also going "stop what the hell!!!!!"

no fucking bath,,, NOOO I don't WANT TO BATH,,,,

Alpha (or any dynamic really) directly translates to "tsundere" in your head

You think a/b/o would be so much better if everyone just chilled the fuck out and vibed with it you know, just had a fun little time, instead of forming hierarchies an shit

Calling babies "kittens" instead of "pups" (or of course just calling them babies)

Speaking of which, kitten as a petname comparable to baby

Unisex eyeliner

"Feisty" is a compliment to you

Spaces where omegas (or any dynamic) are expected to be "obedient" make you want to slam your head into a wall

You strike a fantastic balance between being independent/stubborn/unique and being clingy as FUCKKK like goddamn

[birgittesilverbae]

to a certain degree (fic: dads)

"Shan, are you coming to bed?"

Shannon lifts her head off her desk and wipes at the trail of drool on her cheek with the sleeve of her hoodie. "In a bit, I just gotta get these analyses back to my advisor first." 

"Sweetheart, it's one in the morning. I think they're gonna have to wait."

"I'm almost done!" She gestures at her laptop, then realises it's gone black and wakes it. "I've just got–" she leans forwards to peer at the screen – "thirty more trials to do a visual inspection on." She lets her forehead fall back to the desktop with an audible sigh. "Fuck."

"Shan."

"Mary."

"Come to bed, Shannon. Please."

"Fine." Shannon stumbles to her feet, pulling her hoodie off even as she rises, leaving her in a sports bra and boxers. She kisses Mary's cheek in passing and ambles down the hallway. Mary turns to watch her go, worry pulling at the corners of her mouth as Shannon takes a header into their bedroom door frame before reorienting herself and successfully entering the room.

Marry does a pass of the office, closing Shannon's laptop and turning off the desk lamp, gathering an empty mug and a plate dusted with cookie crumbs. She washes the dishes up quickly and leaves them in the draining rack, checks the front door lock, and heads back to bed.

She finds Shannon slumped on top of the bedspread, facedown, socks still on and sports bra half-off, tangled around her left arm. Mary sits on the edge of the bed and drives the point of her elbow into Shannon's ribs. "Shove over, Shan."

Shannon mumbles something unintelligible in return. 

Mary wedges her shoulder under Shannon's side and levers her over once, then again, until Shannon has been relegated back to her own side of the bed and Mary can finally slip beneath the covers. She double-checks her phone alarms have been set and pulls the blankets up under her chin, letting the steady rhythm of Shannon's breathing lull her to sleep.

//

"Where are you going?"

Mary pauses at the door, in the midst of freeing her hair from the back of her scarf. "I'm having lunch with Beatrice and Lilith, remember?"

"Right, yeah, of course." Shannon pinches the bridge of her nose. "Sorry, my brain's all–" She waggles her hand back and forth. "Have fun."

Mary crosses the room, pushes Shannon's laptop away so she can perch on the desk in front of her. Shannon's head drops to rest on her thigh, and Mary strokes her hair back, traces the shell of her ear with a fingertip. "Sweetheart, this isn't healthy."

"I know that," Shannon mumbles into the denim of Mary's jeans. "I do."

"Then why are you pushing so hard?"

"I don't know." Her voice is caught on the edge of a sob.

"I think you do, Shannon."

Shannon shoves back, eyes sharp. "Don't try to tell me what I know." Her hand rises, fingers curling in the crew neck of her sweater, unconsciously tugging at it. "I said I don't know, alright?"

"Okay, okay. I'm sorry." Mary waits a moment on the edge of the desk, but no response seems to be forthcoming. "Whatever. I'll tell your sisters you say hi."

If she doesn't try all too hard not to slam the door behind her when she leaves the apartment, well. No one has to know.

//

Mary steels herself as she turns the doorknob and enters the apartment. She's not really sure what she expects to be greeted with, but it's not Shannon sitting on the couch freshly-showered and all but reeking of anxiety. A box from the pastry shop halfway across the city sits on the coffee table in front of her, its long side perfectly parallel with the edge of the tabletop. 

"Hey," Shannon says softly. 

"Hey." Mary busies herself unwrapping her scarf and stuffing her gloves in her pockets before shucking off her coat. She toes off her boots and kicks them in the vague direction of the boot rack, catches Shannon's wince in her peripheral vision. "Brought you sushi."

"You shouldn't have."

"And yet." Mary stuffs the box in the fridge. "Not gonna stop bringing you food just because you're being a fucking asshole."

"I'm sorry."

"I know, Shan." Mary shifts the pastry box so she can sit on the coffee table in front of Shannon, their knees knocking. "But you keep apologising and then not changing a thing."

Shannon bites her lip and nods, tears shining at the corners of her eyes. "I know. I just– I know." She drops her head, presses the heels of her palms into her eye sockets. "You've been so good and I've just…"

Mary waits patiently, rubs her hands on her thighs to keep from reaching out across the distance between them. 

"If I don't defend by the end of April, I have to pay another term's worth of tuition, and it won't be covered by grants."

"Okay, and?"

"And? Mary, I don't have the funds to be throwing money away like that."

"Shan, take a breath for me, please. How much would it cost to take another term to finish?"

"About five grand."

"About five–" Mary rubs a hand across her forehead. "Shannon. Sweetheart. Love. Babygirl."

"Oh no," Shannon groans. "You called me 'babygirl'. I'm being extremely stupid, aren't I?"

"A little." Mary flicks Shannon's kneecap. "How much is your contract worth?"

"Two and a half million over three years."

"And you're burning yourself out for the sake of…?"

"A fraction of a percent of that." Shannon slumps back against the couch cushions. "I'm so dumb," she moans into her hands.

"You're tired," Mary corrects.

"Tired and so dumb." She drags her hands down her face, then pushes herself back upright. "I'm sorry," she repeats, reaching out to take one of Mary's hands between her own. "I've been making you my emotional punching bag for weeks, haven't I?"

Mary's mouth twists. "A bit."

"I'm sorry." She strokes her thumb across the back of Mary's knuckles. "This is supposed to be an equal partnership, not me relying on you to carry my load because I've self-imposed some stupid arbitrary deadline on a project."

"Thank you for apologising," Mary says softly, reaching up to thumb a tear from Shannon's cheek, "but what changes are you going to make going forward?"

Shannon presses a kiss to Mary's palm as she thinks. "I'm going to set up a meeting with my advisor," she says after a long moment. "We're going to lengthen my timeline for graduation."

"Good. I'm glad. You're not a scholarship kid anymore, Shan. Don't go sacrificing your well-being for the sake of a relatively small amount of money."

"I know, I know. It's just a difficult adjustment to make." She laces her fingers between Mary's. "And after I meet with my advisor, I'm thinking maybe we take a vacation? Just the two of us? I'll rent us a little beach house and spend a week showing you exactly how grateful I am for everything you've done for me over the course of this degree."

"Sounds good to me." Mary leans forwards, presses her forehead to Shannon's. "Though, I'd rather start my graduate degree now," she says with a smirk.

"Your degree?" Shannon stares back in confusion.

"Oh, you know. Doing my Masters."

[loganslowdown4]

Sanders Sides:

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If Wes Anderson Directed Sanders Sides Details Part 2

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Logan’s Lip Bite (Crofters The Musical)

Janus Calling Logan Sweetie (Inside Out 2 reaction)

Theatre Adult/Roman’s Spot (10 Misconceptions About Me)

The Sushi Slip Up (DWIT)

Valerie as The Sides (Making Some Changes)

Twinning (Ro & Re Hand On Chest Looking Sad)

C!Thomas laughing reaction image (ROTB)

Rise of The Bloop Pics

Did Roman Regift His Nerd Socks

Thoughts On What Makes The Perfect Gift Part 1

Thoughts On What Makes The Perfect Gift Part 2

Sides Sweatshirt Design Easter Eggs

Orange Side Tease Thumbnail SvS Redux

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Janus Calling Patton ‘Honey’ SvS Redux

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LilyPadton/Stardew Inventory SvS Redux Easter Eggs Part 2

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Cartoon Therapy: Steamboat Willie Lego

2020 Livestream: Who’s Your Fave Side To Play

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THOMAS SANDERS/SANDERS SIDES EPISODES/ANNIVERSARIES/NAME REVEAL DATES LISTS!!

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SvS Redux Patton’s Blink-&-U-Miss-It Look at Virgil’s Spot

Virgil’s Shoe Laces (Skirt Look) Tutorial

Logan Detail from Make Assumptions About Me Vid

The Notebook/Logan Keeps Receipts Running Joke

Patton & Logan in FWSA

The ‘that’s what she said’ joke SVS

Janus’ Dramatic Lighting Throughout The Series

Bridgerton Short Janus Coat

That Time Janus Called Logan a Bitch (svs:r)

GRWM Janus Makeup Tutorial Thoughts

Food Pages Running Gag Shorts

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Roman Short Where Is The Love/Glam Makeup/Deserves a Proper GRWM

TTH The Box Poses

Logan’s Skirt Reshoot Thoughts

Roman Hates Mustaches (SVS REDUX)

Remus Drops A Hint (HAVE I GROWN)

Remus Sitting Comparison (WES ANDERSON SIDES)

Remus and His Cockroaches (WORKING THRU INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS)

Logan’s Onesie Has Wings?! (INCORRECT QUOTES 4)

Roman’s Editorial Look Makeup Question Answered

Thomas Giggling While Singing Oh Yeah (IQ4)

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Daddy (LNTAO; RISE OF THE BLOOPS)

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Virgil Reacts To Inside Out 2 PART 2

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Remus And Roman Matching/Opposite Editorial Looks

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The Bagel Prophecy (CARTOON THERAPY 3)

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Belle Love (ROMAN DISNEY TIERS)

Janus!Patton’s Smile (CLBG)

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Roman’s (and Dom’s) Disney Films Tier Ranking ALL THE DETAILS!

Rom & Dom moment/possible running joke? (MIND MELD OLD VS NEW FRIENDS)

Logan’s Glasses (MY TRUE IDENTITY)

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Called Sleep A Bitch (Because He Is) 😂 (MY CHARACTERS READ YOUR TWEETS)

Transcription Of Argument Between Core 4 (the best I could make out) (RETURN OF THE JAM)

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[carterashofficial]

Sad stuff below FYI

It’s been one year.

We still talk about you as if you’re still with us. Past tense feels wrong. We use your hand signals for Teddy. It’s the only way to get him to come inside, to sit, to stay.

We’re still finding your tennis balls all over the yard. There’s a pink one from your 9th birthday by the pond. It’s half-under the water barrel. Sometimes I wonder if those tennis balls buried were once Jewel’s and that they’ve seen all the dogs. Teddy plays with the giant ball every once in a while. He’s also learned how to do the sushi toy you loved.

The avocados you planted have turning into trees. The one close to the house corner you always dug up has a hummingbird nest in it. It feels wrong to eat the avocados knowing that you should’ve picked some and eaten them and dug up half the yard to plant the evidence. We now have too many.

Mom and Dad found that red plushie toy you buried. I haven’t told them where you buried Mom’s socks. That will stay our secret. And I think avocado tree no. 6 is growing over them.

And Mom moved your chair into my room. It gets the afternoon sun you loved. Teddy now climbs on it so he can look out my window. Do you remember my bench? You and Scout would sit on it and stare out at the neighborhood. Somewhere there’s a photo of the there of us all sitting on it.

You would’ve loved my new apartment. So many smells. Room for you to zoom. I think Mom packed up some of your tennis balls for me because I found some in a box in the closet. I can’t throw them away. It’s too final. I still have Scout’s long baby. I can’t let go.

Yesterday a reminder came up on my phone that today was your birthday. As if I’d ever forget. I hope Domino and Jewel and Scout up in heaven celebrate with you.

I miss you.

Happy 13th, Abbey.

[liekatscat]

I want to spend forever by your side.

Jason Grace X reader (no demigod stuff mentioned)

fluff to heal my heart - first time posting, writing in English class!!!

If you find grammar errors lmk, English isn't my first language.

I'm sorry for 1st person pov, it's fun to write

When I woke up, Jason was still sound asleep. Despite my sleepiness, I made my way to the kitchen, grabbing a cup of water and starting to finish loading the dishwasher after we cooked dinner together last night.

In my head, I was already planning the shopping list, but then my thought process was broken when I felt a pair of arms wrap around me. The sudden contact surprised me, and I dropped the glass before chuckling, my hands moving over Jason's hands.

"Morning love." I say simply while quickly drying where water hit the counter. "Morning..." He mumbled, his voice still raspy with sleep. "Breakfast?" He asks hopefully when I turn around and kiss his cheek. "I haven't started it yet." I say with a smile.

"I know, I meant you." He says and I immediately slap his arm playfully. "Don't." I warn him and he puts his hands up in surrender. "O spare me, your highness."

I laugh at his antics, gods I love him. I want to marry him one day.

"You there love?" He says, breaking how I'm spacing out to talk to me. "Yeah, yeah. I was just thinking." I smile. "We need to go shopping for groceries, do you need something? like socks or so?" He nods, so we start making the shopping list.

"Can you be the one to do the cooking today?" I say, stretching my arms above my head when we finally leave the store. "How about we order something in the food court?" He suggests and somehow I feel like I'm making heart eyes.

We get to the car, but I'm a bit confused why we left the shopping centre. "Babe? Where are we going?" I ask nervously, I love and hate surprises, making the anticipation build. We drive to a different, fancier shopping centre, and he leads me to my favourite sushi train.

I'm not going to complain, so we eat, happily making small talk. "So what's with the sudden choice to go eat here? I'm not complaining, just curious." I smile as I dip my maki roll in soy sauce.

"No reason, just wanted to see you smile." He says. Bullshit. Okay, that came out different then how I meant it. I have known Jason for years now, and his lying will not make it past me. I know him, I know his sister, I know his mom. I know him just as well as I know myself, and I can tell there's something else planned.

Just as I expected, he brought me to another surprise afterwards. He took me to the ice rink, when he packed our skates, I don't know, but he planned it.

"So, what's with all those surprises, love?" I ask as we skate rings around the ice rink. His hand is warm. It always is. "I think we both know there is something I had planned for today." He says with a smile, and I suddenly realize that we're the only people in the public rink as he skates to the middle of the rink.

"My love, knowing you has been incredible, my day feels so much brighter when you're here. You make every simple thing so much brighter." I stare at him in confusion when he's just holding my hands in the middle of the ice.

"Living with you only confirmed one thing. I want to spend forever with you. I love you more then the cup of coffee I have in the afternoon. Will you marry me?" He says, as he goes on one knee, a diamond rink in a box now pointed to me as I smile and nod.

Yeah, this was just fluff to make myself smile, hope you enjoyed!!!

[major2501]

My First Coven: Material Girl

I must admit, there's something quite satisfying about a simple tea of chicken and chips especially from Nandos when you haven't been in a while. I was feeling a lot better at this point and my food was deciding to stay down which was good. We had a nice night with my Auntie M and had a decent catch up but we didn't stay out for too long as Katie had to leave early in the morning and Victoria, me and my Auntie M had stuff to do tomorrow also. She dropped us off outside our dorm and sped off back in to Hitchin where she was staying at one of the local pub hotels. She told me to get plenty of sleep as she was picking me up early tomorrow so we could go have our girly day out. Auntie M said she'd take me to Watford so we could do some serious shopping.

I slept surprisingly well considering how rough I was before. I didn't wake up in the night and I didn't have any nightmares or weird dreams. Auntie M picked me up on Saturday morning in her BMW for the trip to some shopping mall in Watford, blaring her eclectic music all the way to which we had a good sing-a-long to.

'So, you spoken to your mum recently?' Auntie M asked me as we were wandering around some department store cosmetic and fragrance department, having a squirt of the occasional perfume as we went.

'Um, earlier in the week. She rang me for ten minutes just to see how I was getting on being back studying again.'

'I see she's still as attentive as ever.' Auntie M shook her head. 'I take it her work is still occupying her every moment?'

My mum and my Aunt were pretty much the only people in my family that I spoke to. They came from a large working class family; all the siblings were women. The eldest was Miranda who was unfortunately in a care home after having several strokes, then the second eldest was my mum Miriam, then my Auntie Morrigan, and the youngest was Monica who died a few years ago in a car crash; I never really got to know her. I had a few cousins but I never got to meet them. Mum went quite peculiar after my dad died so Morrigan was the only family member she spoke to, sort of.

'I suppose I should go see her at some point.' Auntie M sighed. I knew that sigh, I did it myself a lot when my mum was involved; the woman was hard work.

Sufficiently smelling like tarts handbags, we continued wandering round the shopping mall popping in to random shops that took our fancy. I found a few things I liked, namely cosmetics and some clothes. I bought some essentials I needed; nothing special just socks and underwear but I allowed myself to get some new pyjamas and a fluffy bathrobe to match, some new jeans, a hoodie and some new boots. Auntie M hadn't found anything she liked so far.

'Come on lets go get a brew and some food, dunno about you but I'm getting a bit hungry.'

Auntie M let me choose where we were eating so I suggested Yo Sushi as the meals were pretty small and went round on a cool little conveyor belt. We both grabbed a few plates which we decided to share.

'So, there any boys you fancy at school then?' Auntie M asked me just before she shoved a chicken gyoza in her mouth. I sort of scoffed and cackled a bit before I replied.

'Absolutely not!' I exclaimed. 'Most of the guys in my year or classes are either already hooked up or they're just not my type.'

'Aw come one there's bound to be one that's like really popular that everybody fancies?'

'Well, there is Liam Blakeley. I guess he's the popular one that makes all the girls swoon or something.' I said as I poked at a strip of chicken katsu on the plate in front of me.

'Not your type? Has he got someone?'

'I dunno. He just seems, pretty unobtainable? He was staring at me though on that day I fell really ill.' I had worried the strip of chicken enough by this point and smeared it through some of the curry sauce before I ate it. Wow it was good.

'Oh that reminds me.' Auntie M started digging through her handbag then produce a small, black flat box which she handed to me. 'I got you a present, I was gonna give it you yesterday but I left it in my hotel room.'

'Thank you Auntie M but you don't need to be buying me gifts.' I smiled at her as I took the box and carefully opened it. Inside was a beautiful bracelet with alternating purple and glassy white round beads.

'It's made of amethyst and white moonstone.'

'Oh wow Auntie M I love it.' I took it out of the box and put it on my left wrist, taking a moment to admire it and how it shined.

'Just promise me you'll wear it at all times? Never take it off, even when you shower, okay?'

I don't know why she was so adamant I wore it all the time but I wasn't going to argue with her. Besides knowing my luck if I ever took it off I'd probably end up loosing it. It was too nice not too wear. I stood out of my seat and gave her a quick hug in thanks.

'I promise, I won't take it off.'

'Good. It's a full moon tonight too all the crazies will be out. C'mon, lets finish up and get back to shopping!'

We must have gone round the entire shopping centre twice and been in every single shop twice too. I didn't end up buying any more but Auntie Morrigan had finally found some things she wanted. She had bought some new perfume, some black eyeliner and a really weird smelling face mask from Lush. All she had bought had fit in to a small bag while I was walking around with umpteen bas full of stuff. Deciding we'd had enough, Auntie M bought us both a take out coffee each for the journey home which took a bit longer than it did getting here because of the Saturday afternoon traffic. I didn't mind though, I liked being in the car, singing away to whatever random tune came on the stereo.

Auntie M dropped me off outside my dorm and bid me farewell for the night as she had some work to do and calls to make. She said she'd come and get me tomorrow and we could go get dinner somewhere in town.

Victoria was in our dorm room when I made my way in, dumping my bags at the foot of my bed before I kicked off my shoes and sat down.

'Your hair looks nice Vic, you have some layers put in?' I asked admiring her new hair style.

'Yeah I didn't have much off the length but I had some shape put in. How was your shopping trip?'

'Great yeah! I got some new things nothing special. Auntie Morrigan got me this though.' I lifted my left arm up and twisted my wrist, showing off the bracelet I was given. Victoria ooh'd at the purple and white jewellery commenting on how pretty it was.

'Shall I put the telly on for a bit? You're not going out for food later are you?'

'Yeah see what's on. Auntie M has some stuff to do tonight but she's coming for me tomorrow.'

'Sweet, well we have about an hour before we need to head down to the dining hall. Ooh Antiques Road Trip is on!'

[purplesurveys]

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do you ever do these surveys with your SO? we do all the time I never did when I had one; I like that this is one of the few things in the world I can keep for myself.

have you ever totally lied or made up ridiculous answers for surveys? There’s absolutely no reason for me to lie on these lol.

do animal furs upset you? Yes.

who picks the music when you’re riding in the car? I drive alone most of the time; otherwise when it’s my family headed out it’s either me or my sister who connects to the Bluetooth 50%-50% of the time.

do you have a waste basket in your car? Nah, I just shove trash in whatever bag I’m bringing at the time and then toss it out once I can find a trash can. 

what’s the Spanish name for your favourite food? Is there a Spanish word for sushi...? If there is, I have no idea what it is.

do you know anyone who regularly uses a bike for transportation? In this extremely bike-friendly country? Hahahaha. Everyone I know either drives, has a driver, or takes a Grab.

do you consider audio books not really reading? It still is. Just not my preferred way of doing so, though. My attention span is like...3 seconds long.

strangest thing you’ve ever put in the trunk of a car? A MEGA FUCKton’s worth of dog food. I handled a dog food brand for work and stupidly agreed to pack 50 influencers’ worth of PR packages, so all the damn food bags got sent to me. It was like 10 boxes of 2kg and 5kg bags, and then there was also a fucking army of 10kg and 15kg bags sent over. Didn’t even all fit in my room, so some of them I had to briefly store in the trunk. Worst experience ever, didn’t get to sleep in my bed for like two nights, my mom was understandably fuming, and I’m never doing something like that again.

do you carry matches or a lighter? Neither, I’m scared of fire lol.

do you keep socks with a hole in them if they are your favorites? I don’t have a favorite pair, but I’m also not the type to throw out a sock just because it has a hole. People don’t even see socks most of the time, so I don’t see the point in immediately getting rid of it.

last time you wore clothes that were too small on you. Can’t recall. I’m usually too tiny for clothes, lol.

have you ever frightened someone on purpose. not as a tease but to seriously? Good question. I don’t think I have; I hate the idea of terrorizing someone on purpose like that. Does it count if I’ve been forced to say something to someone that I know will scare them, even if I didn’t want to scare them? It happened a couple of weeks ago when I had to tell my mom that Cooper bit my face and that it was bleeding everywhere.

have you ever had something taken away from you by airport security? I know my mom and I got stopped for a bit at Shanghai because she apparently had something in her bag that shouldn’t be there, but the language barrier was rough and we couldn’t figure out what it was they wanted us to take out. Anyway, eventually we found The Thing but I can’t for the life of me remember it anymore hahaha.

what’s the last wild animal you have seen? Idk...do birds count?

something you were surprised to learn about your parent’s childhood? That my dad’s family’s financial situation got super dire at one point that he was once sent home from school by the nuns in charge so they can explain to his parents that he could technically be kicked out, but because he was doing so well in school they were going to let him stay. Also, my mom’s family got robbed once and they managed to get their grand piano.

do you store any non food items in the fridge? Just face masks – the skincare type, hahaha. Funny how you have to clarify that now.

have you ever told a friend you thought their parent was hot? Not really hot but I have told a few friends that their mom is really pretty.

what was the last thing you bought from a gumball machine? how long ago was that? Well...a gumball hahaha. Not sure, must have been over a year ago.

have you ever destroyed another person’s belongings out of anger? I would never do that. Anger fades out; the things you say or do in the moment won’t.

plain band aids or fun ones? I never got the cartoon Band-Aids as a child so that’s what I stock up on these days to heal my inner child lmao. Just this weekend I got teddy-bear themed ones.

which pain killer do you use? Paracetamol.

have you ever used someone else’s Rx med? No.

have you ever borrowed underwear from a friend? Nah.

would you like to be part of a wedding party? Sure, I haven’t been to one since 2007 so I’m just waiting for one of my friends to get hitched lol so I can experience what weddings are like now.

last pair of shoes you threw out and why? My high-top Chucks; wasn’t wearing them anymore. have you ever thrown anything up to hang on the power/phone lines? I have no reason to do so.

have you ever really stayed up all night to do homework? I never cared all that much for school, so no. For work, latest I’ve stayed up was around 2 AM. I’d never pull an all-nighter for something that’s separate from my personal life.

have you ever had anything stolen from you? Yep.

if you could make up one rule for all your friends, what would it be? Idk, seems weird and dickish to make them follow something.

do you pay attention to people’s posture? Well, only if it’s noticeable enough I guess. do you have a creepy uncle, or have a friend who has one? Not when sober at least.

alarm clock, or do you use your phone? Phone. Never had an alarm clock. have you ever backed into a cactus? ouch! Nopes.

do any of your relatives not have home internet? It’s very unlikely.

when you get the munchies, do you want sweet or salty? Salty most of the time. something you taught yourself how to do? Read Korean. And basic embroidery.

[thekadhai]

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[miekasa]

M-mie could we get some athlete boyfriend eren hcs too if you don’t mind, please and thank you😩

He is: my boyfriend, and I love him dearly. Perfect amount of himbo and athlete without being a jock, everybody give it up for Eren for being my dream boy <3

Eren plays sports year round, with the exception of maybe one or two winter seasons, just because his school/work/home life was too busy for athletics at those times. Otherwise, he’s always go something to practice for: soccer in the fall, hockey in the winter, and his choice of baseball or basketball in the spring.

He’s not a varsity athlete; that is, he’s not “committed” to any one team, so he’s not tied to playing one sport every year, nor are his academics linked to his athletics, or vice versa. He’s just a pretty athletic guy, and he’s got a lot of energy, and he enjoys sports, so naturally he plays whenever he can.

As it turns out, it does help him with his academics. Knowing he’s got practice the majority of the week forces Eren into building a schedule that prioritizes both schoolwork and sports so he can enjoy them equally. It teaches him to be independent in a way that he wasn’t expecting, but he’s come to really love.

And because he loves it, he doesn’t mind working hard for it. Liking the way he’s set it up for himself encourages him to do his best in both areas. It’s really just good for him all around: a good outlet fo his energy, a good way to spend his time, a good way to keep his grades in check, and a good way to keep himself comfortably happy and busy.

His appetite is insatiable, so it’s only dramatized when playing sports. He takes the all you can eat in all you can eat sushi a little too seriously.

The thing is… he’s a shit cook, too, so it’s not like he’s meal prepping to make sure he’s satisfying his appetite. He just buys a shit ton of food whenever he’s hungry. He’s always asking you if you wanna grab food, and part of it is to ensure that you’re eating—not as much as him, but eating nonetheless—but part of it is that he just likes sharing meals with someone.

He also doesn’t like to eat alone, so even if you only have your ten California rolls to his forty six spicy tuna rolls, that’s fine; he just wants the company.

That’s also why even if you say you’re not hungry, he’ll drag you out to eat with him anyway. And you’ll probably get fed some of his food even if you don’t order anything and insist that you’re not hungry because, “It’s really good, baby, just try it—just one bite, it’s okay I’ve got plenty left!”

He usually keeps a few granola bars and chips and other snacks of his liking on him. But because of Eren’s nature, he keeps them on you, too: in your car, in your backpack, in your apartment/dorm. You’ll meet him after class and he’ll kinda just start walking behind you, and you realize he’s opening your backpack, and you don’t even have time to question him before he’s pulling a bar out of the smallest pocket with a smile and munching on it.

Sometimes you come home and see his little protein shakes in your fridge. You definitely didn’t put them there, but you don’t move them, either. When you stock up on more when they’re running low, Eren contemplates marrying you.

If it’s been a hard week of practice or school, he tends to get sleepy when studying (usually when studying for his least favorite class, no coincidence there). He’ll close his laptop, put his hood up, and scooch his chair closer to yours before leaning his head on your shoulder.

He gets increasingly clingier the longer he naps; hand wrapping around your waist, nose poking at your neck. He’s not so subtly trying to hint that he wants you to quit studying and take him home to cuddle instead. If you don’t get the message, expect him to shut your laptop for you.

When you protest, Eren just looks at you with pouty lips and tired eyes, “Chemistry sucks anyway. Wanna nap, and also wanted you to do that thing with your hands when you massage my back for me.” (He then promptly falls asleep mid-massage on your bed).

He’s actually got a waiver to see a physical massage therapist because of how frequently he’s exercising. On occasion, he goes, but he claims he likes your massages much better. Also because he’s hesitant about a stranger touching him and once he moaned when the guy was working on his back and Eren swears it was one of the most embarrassing moments of his life.

He doesn’t get upset if you can’t make it to every game, but he does like it when you show up. Gets all cheesy and cocky with his arm around your shoulder, going on about how, “You’re my good luck charm, baby. I play better when you’re watching, you know?”

He has so much team clothing, from sweats to hoodies to t-shirts to socks. All he asks is that you wear something on game days, even if you can’t be there to support him while he’s playing. And that you keep one or two things for yourself anyway. He’ll put them in your closet for your if you don’t take them yourself <2

Because seeing you in his hoodie is always great, but his team hoodies are extra special, because they’ve got his name and his number on them. Whenever you’re wearing one, he trails just a half step behind you so he can see JAEGER printed on your back while you walk. Something about you wearing his last name around is… enticing, to say the least.

Even if it’s not the clothes branded with his name, Eren’s got a thing for you in sweats and/or workout clothes, so he’ll toss them at you whenever you sleep over. He’s always handsy, even if you’re just wearing an Under Armour shirt with the school’s logo on it; the material of it, and knowing that it’s his just makes him want to keep his hands on you.

Truthfully, he doesn’t workout all that much outside of practice. Occasionally, he’ll go to the gym with some of his teammates if they need a buddy, or go himself to stretch or take one of the free classes, but he doesn’t have a strict schedule for it. If you go to the gym, he’ll follow you if you ask, tho.

Turns out something that he does like is yoga. He’s not particularly flexible lmfao, but the stretching helps with muscle pain and tension, and he kinda finds the whole atmosphere of it relaxing. He’s still not so great at the meditation part of it, but he’s getting there.

(Actually, it’s pretty cute because on Tuesday and Thursdays, the yoga classes at the gym on campus are open-level and beginner friendly. That’s when the majority of the athletes show up, and you see people like Eren, Jean and Connie holding tree pose in the back room).

This, of course, makes him think that couples yoga is a great idea. Let’s just say, you’re lucky that Eren is strong enough to catch you and has sharp reflexes, because he’s certainly not the most balanced partner for this activity.

Game days are fun for him, and usually even if his team loses, he’s still so pumped up on adrenaline that he’s pretty happy. He only gets moody if he thinks the other team is playing dirty, or the refs are unfair, or he’s just been in a bad mood because of something that happened in his personal life; sports are an outlet for him, not his drive in life, so losing a game doesn’t take a huge toll on him.

Usually, even if he is upset about something personal, he’s able to funnel it into his game play. Small things used to make his whole sportsmanship sour, but overtime, he’s really gotten better at using his energy to fuel the right things. However, one thing that makes him foul (emotionally and literally; as in he might foul out of a game), is if he’s been fighting with you.

Sometimes it works in his favor—using the game as outlet, like usual—but it goes south pretty quickly. Because instead of using his aggression in a productive way, he gets distracted and easily pissed off, and it’s no good for anybody, especially himself. Because if he fouls out, or the coach takes him out for doing too much, then he can’t play; and if he can’t play then all that pent up frustration has no where to go; and then he’s forced to just sit with himself and his thoughts, but usually he starts deflecting and telling everyone else to piss off. Truly a no good, very bad box he’s put himself in.

You guys don’t fight that often, and it’s rare that it drags out for an extended amount of time when you do; but as with any relationship, it can happen. And when it does happen, if Armin doesn’t get to you first, expect one of Eren’s teammates to come groveling at your feet.

Or, rather, two. Because when you and Eren were fighting for over two weeks about god knows what at this point, it was Connie and Jean who ambushed you in the library. Jean had some pride to keep, but Connie was practically begging you to make up with Eren: “Look, I know he’s probably the one who said or did something to piss you off, and I’m not saying you gotta forgive him, but please just talk to him. I can’t run anymore extra laps because of him, and it’s gonna be so embarrassing if we lose to a C-list team on Friday because Eren’s funking up everyone’s attitude. PLEASE!”

Jean is more interested in the tea between you guys, but he also wants Eren to go back to being his normal hotheaded self, and not his current moody self. “He’s been playing like a bitch baby all week, and I’m gonna knock his skull in if he doesn’t fucking get his act together,” Jean rolls his eyes, “So just show up on Friday, alright? Do it for me and Connie, at least.”

When Eren does see you in the crowd at the game, it’s not a Troy and Gabriella moment, but when he sees you he feels so much relief that he’s physically calmer and way more mentally relaxed—because at this point Eren wasn’t even mad, he was just scared you might break up with him, and that fear brought out the worst in him. Seeing you in the stands, even if you didn’t wanna speak to him, was reassurance that you still gave a damn about him, and that was motivation enough.

He rushes to you after the game, wanting to make sure you don’t get swept away or leave with your friends. He’s smiling and so happy to finally see you that he almost forgets that you’re mad with him; hugging you and grinning ear to ear. When the reality kicks in, he kinda steps back at bit and rubs at his neck, embarrassed, but at least he knows he still has a chance to make things right with you.

(When you do make up, you’re surprised to find flowers and $10 coupon for your favorite pizza place in your mailbox a few days later. They’re from Connie, and his poorly handwritten note thanks you for “saving the team” and “curbing Eren’s temper).

[noritoshiikamo]

When you get time coul you do sickingly cute domestic hcs with a character of your choice, you can just straight up delete this is you don't feel like it. ~ embarrassed dragon asks

days of nanami kento, hc:

void, i know u asked for sickly cute domestic hc and i did but i cant help but twisted something at the end bcs i'm me and only pain is allowed ((jkjk void i'll write something pure sickingly cute later for you :* ) warning: 18+ minor dni, sexual content, public, eating out and thigh riding (mention of word daddy) if you read past the addendum, well uh mention of main character's death listen to beach bunny cloud 9 (slowed acoustic) for vibezz

i feel like who ever gets nanami’s heart wins at life

he would bring you flowers every time he gets home

“hello, i’m home,” you could hear his tired voice but when your face come in the view if him, he started to smile and he held the flowers to you, he wasn’t tired anymore

morning with him would be peaceful despite it being monday. you’ll wake up early, he would be sprawled on his belly, comforter wrapped around his waist with his face mushed into the pillow. your cat would be somewhere in bed, sometimes between his legs and sometimes on the same pillow as him; he loves your cat

he likes his coffee black, breakfast is just two toasted breads with spread of butter

when he kissed you, he tasted like toothpaste. you can smell his lingering fragrance from yesterday and his voice was still deep from the slumber

“good morning love.”

“coffee smells good today, did you do anything to em?”

he was shirtless you could see his back with his pants hung loose you could see his happy trails, glasses perched on the bridge of his nose with his messy hair as he took a bite of the toast

he leaned against the counter, his lidded eyes on you and suddenly you felt conscious, but you were in his tshirt and shorts and those adorable socks that looks like animal he secret loves

“you have work today?” he asked washing his hand

you shook your head, pointing to the laptop and sprawling paper works on the table, “working for home.” your body shuddered when you felt the shirt hiked up, his bare hand pressing against your waist, “good,” his voiced echoed on your ear as he pressed a kiss on your shoulder

how did it get here again? your back arching on the counter while his head mewling between your legs. his tongue is mean, it left burning trails wherever it touches, kitten licks along the sensitive slits before his lips enveloped the bundle of nerves

“kento, meetin-ahh,”

“meeting can wait.” yes it can wait until you were trembling, his arms around your waist and you were just begging him to cum and when you did he had no problem cleaning you up, eyes on you as he wiped his chin, sucking the thumb with a small smile

“thank you for breakfast, it’s delicious,” waltzing out of the kitchen with a wink like he hadn't started his day by eating you out while you sat there struggling to catch a breath

on tuesday, he took you for lunch, you went to his favourite bakery and he told the cashier that his girlfriend loves the sourdough bread their bakery made to explain why there's 4 loaves in his basket

he’ll get the same order everyday while you decided to go to the convenient store across the street because you felt like bread was too heavy for today's meal

“i’ll have another one of the croissant, she’s picky, she won’t find anything there,” he explained, pulling out his wallet

like he expected you came out empty handed, but your eyes lightened up when he held another croissant

“how did you know i won’t buy anything?”

“because i’m your boyfriend.”

on wednesday you would take him out for dinner, to that one sushi conveyor shop where they have happy hours for their sushi, its that type of night where you both get slightly wasted on beer, shoveling half priced sushis like tomorrow is the end

to nanami, money is priceless with you, no monetary value could compare to your smile as you feed him a slice of sashimi and the way i love you rolled out of your tongue when he grabbed your favourite sushi from the conveyor if she missed it

on thursday nanami looked restless. you sat at the sofa, him with a book on his lap and you going through your laptop with a cup of tea. “we have a mission coming, i’m escorting a couple of satoru’s students for their grading.”

you stared at him, cup barely got to your mouth, “you’re great, i don’t see any issues.”

“they are kids,”

you reached for his face, his face softened to your touch, nuzzling gently against your palm

“they’ll be alright.”

you squealed when he tossed the book aside, laptop forgotten on the carpeted floor and the cup carefully placed on the coffee table

your shirt slipped off your head easily while his lips never left yours

"you come back home to me alright?" you threatened, "or i'll murder you myself."

"i will, love."

on friday, nanami took you out on a date

he held your hands in the train, shielding you away from the leering men

he took you to a fancy cafe for lunch, he barely touched his food, eyes on you as you stared happily on your choice of meal

"what? is it my mascara? is it messy?" you wondered

"you look pretty today," he said, leaning to brush a thumb across your cheek

he took you to a bookstore, he followed you as you ventured through the long dimmed hallways, the smell of books overwhelmed him as his eyes burned on your back as you looked around for books, the loose material of your dress swaying around

well you did find your book, but he would hold it up high, a small smirk on his face as his fingers tapped on his lips; you got his point

so you held him against the bookshelf as you kissed him, books long forgotten, his hands under your dress as you mewled against his thighs

"let's go home," you begged but he held your waist tightly, bouncing his legs to encourage you to bounce against his thighs

"you can do it here," his lips traced kisses along your jaw, ears as you clutched his shirt, desperately rubbing yourself against his thigh. your eyes drowsy in lust, lips torn from biting too hard as you held your moans and the flexing of his thigh against your clit got your belly in knots

"can you cum for me?"

"yes, daddy,"

he smiled, "good. cum then."

you didn't get caught, but it was hard to stop people from leering at the weird wet patch on his pants as he swiped his card at the counter

you went groceries shopping, his head on your shoulder, arms around you and the trolley as you went down the isle looking for dinner idea

"what do you want, love?" his voice deep against your ears sending shudders down your spine

"anything you want."

he smiled, "well i want to marry you."

"is that a proposal in the middle of a cereal isle?" he laughed, but you can't stop the way your heart beating at the words he said. his lips pressed against the side of your face as he slipped a box of flakes in the trolley

you stopped the trolley, turned around to face him

he looked puzzled, brows up in question

"i want to marry you too."

"good, how about next monday?"

"deal."

but you woke up alone, the next day on saturday, nanami was long gone away for his mission

he left the coffee running, toasted bread and scrambled eggs in the pan and a note on a cup that said i love you, nk , his initial signed

you made yourself a cup of coffee, looking for the remote to turn on the tv

"we had lost contact with the shibuya train station, trapping approximately hundreds of people with no cell phone connection inside,"

the news anchor's word went in her one ear and another

where was nanami being sent to again?

you held his note to your heart, the coffee tasted too bitter for you today, and you leaned against the sofa

how's nanami doing?

on sunday, your ears perked up when you heard a knocking on the door

leaving the pancakes you planed to make, you wondered if it's nanami returning home from his mission

you felt slightly uneased, another set of knocking barged in, you said hold on and closed your eyes, telling yourself it's just your mind fucking with you

you smiled, feeling slightly relief as you twisted the door handle

"welcome home."

"hello, y/n?"

addendum

it was just not fair that the one time you decided to bring flower home to him, he wasn’t there to receive it.

but you’re used to it. it has been a year

all you’ll have to do is just remove the old one from the vase, add more water before arranging the bright flowers in the vase, before placing it back on his tombstone. your hand touched the cold stone, a small smile on your face as you kneeled on the grass

“hi, nanamin, i’m home.”

[heyitsyn]

RANDOM SEIJOH HCs ACCORDING TO GIGI

a/n: this is a thing i cooked up between doing trig exam and ap gov review akdsjfldskfj

IM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY USED THIS GIF BUT IM WANTING TO RE-DO MY ENTIRE PAGE AND MAKING BANNERS SO THIS IS A TEMPORARY THING AJDJDJJD ALSO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THE KEEP READING THING ON THE APP BYE

oikawa def listens to indie music just bc he wants to feel unique and the 'iM diFfErENt fRoM oTHeR gUrLs' vibes

i FIRMLY BELIEVE IWAIZUMI HAJIME IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CHOMPS ON HIS ICE CREAM BC HE LIKES TO FEEL THE COLD ON HIS TEETH AKSJSKSKSK

meanwhile kunimi eats a kitkat like its pizza just CHOMP

makki caNNOT sleep without a pillow between his thighs LIKE LISTEN he has 2 sisters and they all told him its so comfortable and at first he was like,, ??,, then he tried and now cant sleep without it

bUT MATTSUN LIKES TO SLEEP WITH PILLOWS SURROUNDING HIM bc it makes him feel safe and like there are two body pillows on either side of him and hes kinda trapped in the middle aksjskdk

when kyo was younger, he was really short and although he had other pants, he loved this one pair but they were really long on him and he wore it all the time and the part of the pants that touched the ground is torn in shreds

kindaichi steps on the sofa before sitting LIKE puts one foot on the cushion then the other until hes literally standing on the couch before folding to sit with his knees up to his chest (i do this)

watari sniffs his food before eating it no matter if its something he eats all the time or something new, he still sniffs it either way

yahaba is really particular with his feet and he likes to get a really big tupperware (duh one only meant for his feet) and fill it up with warm almost boiling water and he just soaks them

oikawa has sleep paralysis and he oftens hallucinates about aliens in the corner of his room

kunimi does this thing where he makes weird noises with his mouth like sounds of his mouth opening LIKE when youre tastinf something new and you do that sound with your tongue (I DUNNO HOW TO DESCRIBE IT AJDKSKKD)

makki bends his knees just to crack his ankles

iwa sneezes a ton but he has those sneezes where theyre quiet that you dont even notice or really loudly that it just echoes throughout the gym

kyo sleeps with one sock on bc his feet gets cold easily but both socks make him feel really hot so only one sock is perfect

for a tall and hunk of a guy, mattsun is a very light walker like his footsteps are very light and if he wants to, it can be practically silent

watari actually hates vegetables ajssksksk he particularly hates zucchini, eggplants, any vegetables that are that shape

kindaichi likes to stick or lean against walls because to him, they feel cold and can decrease his body heat

oikawa stands and places his feet at V position like \/ instead of ll because his sister did ballet and he was taught that was the right way of standing and it was considered graceful

yahaba has a fear of cactuses

mattsun does so badly in the heat because his body temp runs so high and the hot surroundings make him feel so uncomfortable and so he takes a lot of cold showers

iwa cannot swim like he freaks out immediately when his toetips can no longer feel the bottom and he panics with thoughts of drowning

watari has really small feet that he still buys big kids shoes to save money

kyotani considered playing baseball because he thought baseball bats were cool but he got angry and threw tantrum after missing his first pitch

iwa chomps on a whole raw chili while eating ramen akskksks

oikawa actually hates sweets bc when he was younger, he had cavities and iwa showed him a cartoon of cavities eating his teeth and will make him toothless

kindaichi really really likes hugs but hes too awkward to ask them even from his parents

yahaba chomps on mints so he goes through boxes of them in a week

i feel like theres a boy in the team who doesnt brush their teeth everyday and rubs a towel on their teeth to make it look clean and take mints to hide their bad breath

iwaizumi is actually iron deficient so he bruises super super fast and he even developed iron defiency anemia when he was younger bc his parents didnt catch on which caused him to be put on strong medication for months and still takes it now

WAIT,, OIKAWA IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT BUT HE LIKES MILK SO HE EATS MILK BREAD TO MAKE HIM FEEL NOT SO BAD OR GUILTY OF CONSUMING STRAIGHT DAIRY

seijoh four bonding time is watching gordom ramsey shows and yelling and screaming 'YEA! EXACTLY!' as if theyre also cooking genuises

watari used to eat grapes all the time until his mom got worried and told him if he doesnt stop, he will eventually turn into one. he only eats it every few weeks

when he was younger, kunimi cried because he had befriended a chicken on a trip to a farm and his mom took him to eat fried chicken after and he thought it was Chicky (his chicken friend :"))

kyotani used to stick out his tongue when it was raining so he could taste the raindrops. they taste better than bottled water

one time, during a seijoh sleepover, they dared oikawa to wear his sisters old uniform, skirt and all, and it backfired so everyone turned red and couldnt look at him in the face

their pregame ritual is touching each other's shoe tips

they tried doing yoga at yahaba's house before by watching yoga youtube videos but everyone ended up having to go to the chiropractor after (how did makki even turn into the human pretzel?)

the local gym gets so scared when they see the team coming through the doors bc these men are so LOUD like they HYPE EACH OTHER UP SO MUCH THEYRE SO ANNOYING AKSKSKDK

also never take them to an all you can eat sushi place. if you do, bring them earlier of the day like 30 mins after opening time so the cooks can cook enough for them without running out of ingredients (even then sometimes they still run out)

oikawa used to eat his mom's roses from her garden because he thought it would make his farts smell good like roses

takahiro is a surprisingly good artist like he draws really cool action fighting scenes in the corner of his papers and stuff

in my work: it's canon that iwa is half filo and his nanay used to dress him up in a barong all the time during halloween bc she wanted him to showcase his heritage

yahaba drinks a lot of milk because he hopes to one day grow strong and bulky like the 3rd years instead of being seen as a pretty boy

kindaichi's mom is a hairstylist and she always scolds him for using a lot of gel bc she's always the one who washes his hair

makki never learned how to do taxes and hes had the government knocking on his door a handful of times (BOKUTO AKKDJSKKS)

kyo has a dog: a chiweenie

there's someone on the team who wears those socks with individual pockets for toes

their pinterest is so different from what they look like for example, mattsun has a board of different flower decorations and arrangements

kunimi throws up during intense horror movies

watari's celeb crush is emma watson

the team alternates from different music genres like from ateez and bts to mxmtoon and beach bunny

they still dont know how to pronounce camila cabello's name

theyre all active in social media but only oikawa is on it 24/7 and in all platforms while the others have insta and snap

mattsun has twins as little siblings and he used to get them mixed up all the time that he used to draw a sharpie dot on the girl's forehead to determine she was his sister

watari hates sitting on the floor bc his butt bone hurts really easily so he can only sit on cushions for long periods of time

the team was supposed to have a party but everyone didnt know what to bring so they proved they shared the same braincell by bringing the same thing: a box of pizza

makki's an old soul and prefers to play records on a record player or watch old movies

kyo is surprisingly good at giving massages because he really pushed hard on those tense muscles

kindaichi knows how to crack necks so everyone goes to him a lot to do it (a friend of mine does this and can i say its terrifying yet so good?)

the only one who has a license is matsukawa and thats because granny needs to go to the doctor a lot and he hates her walking by herself and cabs are expensive

kyotani and yahaba are actually,,, lowkey close,,, not like best friends but theyre nice to each other and they got a stick and poke together (yahaba's was: :) while kyo's was: >:))

watari has a collection of mangas (some bl maybe 👀)

WARNING SAD: mattsun’s future job is a funeral person right? he ends up taking care of granny’s funeral free of charge and he had to take a week off because it was really painful for him

oikawa learned spanish SUPER fast to the point he forgets japanese sometimes but there are moments where he forgets both languages and hes just,,,, ???

makki’s unemployed yea but he rooms with mattsun in exchange of cooking because makki’s surprisingly good at cooking

iwa is practically the nutritionist of the team because he knows everything about proteins, carbs, iron, and needed vitamins so they all go to him to know what to eat and what they need

kunimi has lots and lots of shoes but usually only wears 2

kindaichi has a habit of pretending hes chewing gum even though he doesnt have gum, his mouth just chomps and moves with air akasldfjkf

there was a clown phenomenon in america but in their city, they had a mascots and seijoh 4 went around scaring kids :”(

oikawa never manspreads he gets too insecure to spread out like that akdjfkd

kyotani can easily sleep anywhere like he would be standing and just fall asleep or he sleeps with his eyes open

yahaba’s parents own a restaurant somewhere in the city and he works there sometimes

IM REALLY GOING TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS YALL AKSDJFKL

SORRY IM WRITING TOO MUCH I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVENT UPDATED BUT IM IN A CAR RIDE RN AND I WAS ABLE TO WRITE AGAIN AND MY EXAMS HAVE FINISHED THIS WEEK IMMA CRY

PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO REPLY WITH ANY OTHER HCS YOU GUYS KNOW OF SO I CAN PUT IT IN HERE AND CREDIT YOU WITH IT SO WE CAN HAVE LIKE A HCS BOOK FROM EVERYONE BUT THIS IS WHAT I STARTED WITH

oikawa screams a lot according to gigi but he’s actually a really quiet guy and not easy to scare

OKAY YOU GUYS DONT KILL ME I SWEAR IVE BEEN SO TERRIBLE AT WRITING BUT YOU KNOW WHO TURNED ONE TODAY? THIS PAGE!!! MY BABY IS ONE ALREADY 😭😭😭 ANYWAYS, HOPE THIS CAN MAKE YOU GUYS SMILE TODAY AND SCHOOL ENDS NEXT WEEK AND IM ALREADY AT 132 DRAFTS AMSJKSDKSK SO OH MY GOD THERES GOING TO BE SO MUCH COMING AND IM SO EXCITED TO GET THEM OUT 😩😩

[surveysonfleek]

1658.

What is in the back seat of your car right now? a box, a coat, umbrella, box of tissues and more shit tbh. i need to clean.

What was the last thing you threw up? i dont remember the last time i threw up actually!

Menthol or regular cigarettes? i dont smoke anymore but when i used to, it was strictly menthols

What is your favorite episode of Friends? hot take but i dont watch friends. ive tried before and just didnt find it funny

Does anyone have any blackmail on you? no lol

If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be? i wouldnt, i havent had a true celeb crush in so long! if any celeb was the ‘package’ it would be wentworth miller but he’s gay so i wouldnt stand a chance 

Have you been to a strip club? never! i actually cant believe i havent

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yes

Are you wearing socks right now? nope, its a cold night too

What was the last thing you had to drink? water

What are you wearing right now? pjs

Last food you ate? pizza

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? yeah i bought a few new dresses for the warmer seasons plus two upcoming weddings

When is the last time you ran? haha like 2 weeks ago?

What’s the last sporting event you watched? im watching a football game while doing this

Last person’s house you were in? my fiances

Last movie you saw? catwoman. yeah, its as bad as they say it is lol

Who is the last person you sent a message to on Facebook? andrew

Ever go to camp? while i was in school, yes

Were you an honor roll student in school? we didnt have one at my school. they would honour first in class for each subject

Do you like sushi? yes, one of my fave foods

Do you have a tan? not right now

How old do you want to be when you have kids? im already 31 so hopefully i can get pregnant after the wedding next year

Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? of course

What is your age? ^

Are you someone’s best friend? yes

Where is your dad right now? at home What was the last thing you said? oh well

What color is your watch? rose gold

What do you think of when you think of Australia? home? lol

Ever ridden on a roller coaster? yes

Favorite gemstone? diamonds for sure. i never used to really care about them but after getting engaged i just cant stop looking at it

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru

Do you have a roommate? no Do you have any bad habits? complaining lol

What is your favorite number? 7

Do you know anyone named Lori? yes but spelt differently

What color is your mom’s hair? black

Do you have a dog? not anymore :( i miss him everyday

What happened to you in 1993? i was a toddler

Does your first memory involve your dad? i remember him coming home from a trip once and me running through the hallways to hug him

Do you remember singing any songs as kids? yes of course! i used to have disney singalong video tapes lol

When was the last time you went swimming? april

Has your luggage ever gotten lost? yes lmao. i got talked into checking in my hand carry luggage and of course it got lost. it turned up a week later and the airline delivered it to my house

Biggest annoyance in your life right this minute? losing weight in time for the wedding :(

Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar? nope, id just feel guilty

Do you like watching a bonfire? sure

Are you allergic to anything? dairy

What is one thing you miss about your past? not having to worry about anything

Do you ever get flu shots? i actually dont. knock on wood but i havent had the flu in years

Favorite shoes that you wear all the time? black huaraches 

What is one thing you’ve learned about life recently? not to worry about work. 

Are you jealous of anyone? no

Is anyone jealous of you? haha no

[salvador-daley]

Tag 10 People You Want to Know Better

Was tagged by: @cherryyy-soda (waves at you)

Relationship status: Married

Favorite color: Black

Favorite food: Sushi

Song stuck in your head: My husband’s morning alarm sounds a bit like Camptown Races and he refuses to change it because he says I’m imagining it. He’s also a chronic snoozer, so every morning I hear it about a dozen times before he eventually gets up. This means that Camptown Races is permanently stuck in my brain and I can’t do anything to get it out. It’s the most annoying tune in the world and I don’t even know the lyrics. Please help.

Last thing you Googled: “Who sings Camptown Races?”

Time: 10.39am

Dream trip: Tokyo. Or Hawaii. Or New Orleans. Or Croatia. I just love travelling. The list is long.

Last book you read: Disappearing Act by Robert Sheehan (which I’m still reading. Actually, I’ve given up on the act of reading and I’ve started listening to the audiobook on my commute)

Last book you enjoyed reading: F*** You Very Much by Danny Wallace. It’s about the psychology of rudeness and what we can do as a society to become more empathetic. He wrote it after a lady was mean to him at a hotdog stand.

Last book you hated reading: I don’t tend to read things I don’t like. I have enough trouble reading the things I actually *want* to read. But I remember having to read Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad for my English Lit degree and hating every word. I’d rather have dental surgery performed by Gary Busey than read that shit again.

Favorite food to cook/bake: I love cooking, when I can be arsed. I make a pretty special cottage pie and my lasagne is not bad either. My maple mustard roast beef is passable. I also make this lemon and blackberry bread pudding thing sometimes that would knock your socks off. Damn… I’m hungry now.

Favorite craft to do in your free time: No crafts. Just writing. And I like wrapping presents. I have a big box filled with bows and ribbons and shit. You should see my cat’s face when the big box of Forbidden Cat Toys comes out. Many a time I’ve had to chase her while she trails a pilfered ribbon all over the house.

Most niche dislike: Spitting. I can’t bear people spitting in the street. Go home and spit in your sink, you filthy camels!

Opinion on circuses: When I worked as a journalist, I had to report on circuses that kept animals like tigers and elephants in cages. They all looked pretty miserable. Plus clowns freak me the fuck out. Not a fan.

Do you have a sense of direction in life? Lol.

Tagging: @allisoooon @badsext @hucklebunny @super-unpredictable98 @seanfalco @seancekitsch @not-oscar-wilde @katplanet I don’t fucking know ten people 😖😩

[bones-sprouts]

No cry

Tubbo quotes

"The world is my inside."

"There must be some gay socks out there."[5]

"I'm a fish... bloop..."

"Lawyers don't die... they go to a special place..."

"BEES? Oh my god I love bees!"

"I'm fucking stuffed!"

"I'm a lawyer."

"Hey! Are you done with your pissing contest now?"

"Be careful, I’m a lawyer."

"I'm so high right now."

"I'm pregnant."

"You don't allow shit, bitch!"

"This is all a bit, we're all friends in the end. Don't attack anyone for this, it's just for fun."

"Egg! Mouth! Nom!"

"I've been cooking this fucking village."[6]

"The containment pit for containing shit"[7]

"What's up with everybody killing themselves in my courtroom?"

"I'm taking out my anger on innocent creatures."

"We like the pieces of plastic that make the noise when you put them in the magic box."

"I like it da bees."

"They're rotting away in the Archives to only be looked at the EYES OF ROMAN MEN!"[8]

"DOWN WE GO TO THE ARCHIVES!"[9]

"The secretary at the Archives had blue eyes!"[10]

"Hey Ranboo"

"TechnobladEeeeE, problem there no is not!"[11]

"Oh no, they had seggs on the cRaFtInG tAbOuL!!"[12]

"I COULD BUY 250 HAPPY MEALS!"

"You just got corrected by a dyslexic person."[13]

"We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning."[14]

"You spin me right round' baby right round' like a record baby right round' right round."

"I'm about to hit-spit-spackle the FUCK out of someone."

"I just Rick Rolled 127 thousand people. If that's not power I don't know what is."

"Internal fighting! Like internal bleeding, but fighting."

"NO THE TURTLES!"

"BIG Q, DO SOMETHING!"

"I'm gonna go beat some people up!"

"you can yoink my dick- I meant docks"

"SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS!"

"CAUGHT IN 4K, BITCH!"

"Don't worry! If there's one language I can speak, it's m*th!"

"0% crime rate baby what can I say?"

"Into my dick arc where i’m really interested in dick."[15]

"I'm going to skin you, and sell your organs."

"I am extroverted."[16]

"Somehow I got from sushi to communism"

"If we go up then we go up to FUCK"

"Surely not"

"Now he can't breeeeathe"

(Source: The dsmp wiki)

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🌙 anon you are my most dearly beloved, these actually helped lots :]