#Sun and Moon show Monty

[tsamsheadcanons]

Something i want to talk about

I know i'm not the type who posts their own thoughts/rants about TSAMS/TLAES, but i want to say something: The fact that some people seem to be mad at Monty for saying that they're gonna kill Lunar is weird, and that's coming from someone who is not that big fan of Monty.

Don't get me wrong, hearing Monty saying that was frustrating to hear, yes. I don't deny that they were too extreme in saying that they're gonna kill Lunar. But what some people seem to forget is that Monty wasn't in the right state of mind at the moment, he was under extreme stress like everyone else in the family. When people are not in the right mental state, they can say things that they really don't mean to say. I doubt that Monty is actually considering killing Lunar, even if they are mad at Lunar right now. But can you blame them? Their romantic partner is suffering exteme pain right now, and even if Lunar hurting Earth was not on purpose, he still messed up by using NSP despite the Astrals telling him that it's a bad thing.

(It's okay if you disagree with me, i just felt the need to share this with Tumblr)

[helinedmightbehere]

[tsams-and-co-memes]

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Monty Gator is... becoming a better person?

Alright, I know tumblr is where all the Monty haters are, so I'm putting this here.

I've been an avid Monty hater for... months now? And at the time, they were still a pretty shit person masquerading as a better person.

Like. They would do bad things behind Earth's back because they knew she wouldn't like it. They gave Lunar a virus and forced him to pay to get the cure. And literally the whole channel started because they beat up Foxy.

I've been saying "it's not a grudge if they never change", but they ARE changing. As of late, they've really not been doing anything.

Obviously, I don't have any say in what Monty does, I'm just saying my opinion. And my opinion is slowly shifting.

The Monty hate gang has to at least admit that Monty IS better now, even if they still don't want to like them.

So, yeah, Monty hate is pretty unjustified at the moment.

One complaint though-

Monty completely gave up on their femme voice, I'm kinda sad about that 😭

[lover-of-skellies]

I love the Security Breach Show server on Discord, but man, are they way too uptight about things

I've had things removed that really weren't all that bad, so I'm gonna start posting my memes for some of the shows here, too. Most of the pfp's in these are either pngs of the characters' faces, or drawn by me. The difference is super obvious, so you'll be able to tell

Adding a cut, for anyone who doesn't wanna see these. I have a bunch, so this could be considered a "part one", I guess

[pink088]

You know if sun does die in the sun and moon show he should be taller then Earth, like think about it the actual Sun is bigger then the Earth! Then moon and lunar and solar would be the shortest adults in the family, moon wouldn't know because he wouldn't be the one making Sun's new body because he would be to unstable so Monty would make Sun's new body, now before you ask why wouldn't moon go crazy like Nexus that because sun wouldn't be dead dead but he would be in the computer for temporarily is body would just be um in fixable.

But I hope Sun never dies in the show

[montywithchildhoodtrauma]

SAMS & MAFS Incorrect quotes because... I don't know at this point

Old Moon: cocks gun and points it at Sun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Old Moon: You spent money on THIS?? Old Sun, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Earth: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Moon: Eyy, homie! Eclipse: But then there's cootie… Monty: Die.

Harvest: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Bloody: Killed without hesitation.

Lunar: Kinda sad* Are you a cuddler? Bloody: We a machine of death and destruction. Lunar: Harvest: …Yeah, we cuddle.

Harvest: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella? Bloody: Don't ever speak to me again.

Puppet: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!! Lunar: What makes you think I read?

Earth: Are you coming to bed? Monty: I can't. This is important. Earth: What? Monty: Someone is wrong on the internet.

Harvest: Bloody! This soup is flaccid! Bloody: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Lunar: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Eclipse: It's kind of complicated, but Monty- Lunar: Got it. Forget I asked.

Sun: About to do something incredibly stupid Moon: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Monty: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Foxy: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Lunar: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Sun: Well Moon, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Moon: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Earth: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team. Harvest: Sounds fake but ok.

Foxy: Good morning! Sun: Is it? Is it really?

Harvest: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Harvest: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Sun: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Harvest: Ominous positivity.

Eclipse: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

KC, pointing a camera at Rays: There they are, our sweet baby. Rays, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Eclipse: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

Bloody: is throwing stones at KC's window KC: You have a phone for a reason, Bloody! THUD KC: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

Rays: Where are you going? Monty: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Lunar: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Old Moon: Literally or figuratively? Lunar: I have to specify?

Lunar: working in a flower shop and minding their own business Bloody, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

KC: Answers phone. Hello? Moon: It's Moon. KC: What did they do this time? Moon: No, it's me, KC. It's actually me. KC: What did you do this time?

Lunar: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Sun: What's that? Lunar: Remorse code. Sun: I'm even angrier now.

Harvest: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

Moon, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. KC: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Monty: Dom or sub? Sun: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

Foxy, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Sun: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Sun: Here you go. Foxy: Sun: Monty: Why am I here?

Sun: is effectively running on 5% battery* Is the pink panther a lion? Moon: Say that again but slower. Sun: I don’t get it. Moon: He’s a PANTHER. Sun: Is that a type of lion? Moon: No, it’s a fucking panther. Sun: googles panther They aren’t pink? Moon: AND LIONS ARE?!

Sun: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Earth: Several traffic violations. Lunar: Three counts of resisting arrest. Monty: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Moon: Also, that’s not our car.

[hugs-and-murder]

Drew something from my dream last night

[My little stick looking character getting comfort cuddles from the tsbs monty]

The scene in the dream was I was angrily crying at something and he just grabbed me up and gave me a big hug so I'd stop crying

[the-faketiccit0by]

Solar: you sure this looks good?

Puppet: yeah! The dress is long and flowy but it still fits your form!

Solar: I dunno about the color though

Puppet: we can modify stuff when I buy it

Solar: mmm... Okay

Monty: what are you two doing here?

Puppet:

Solar:

Monty: oh... Don't worry I won't tell Sun and Moon...

Puppet: just us three pretty girls huh?

Solar, smiling: ... Yeah

[tsamsheadcanons]

Chubby Solar this Chubby Bloodmoon that,(I mean this positively!!!!)

Chubby Earth and Monty and that is the hill I'll die on.

And not just because it's cute and fluffy, but the chubbier someone is links to strength! and out of the whole cast Earth and Monty are two of the physically strongest as they've both mentioned. (Earth saying they're a pretty person in one of the reaction episodes, and Monty is well Monty)

Real this is so real

[postthiscat]

sams doodles bc ive been binge watching it o_O i am a transfem lunar truther

[helinedmightbehere]

so i had a tsams dream,,,,

this was from sun's pov btw-

moon had a crush on some girl that i can't remember anything about other than the fact she was a love interest, and i distinctly remember thinking "tumblr's not gonna like this"

anyways, she like- convinces moon and monty to go on stage and perform in dresses for some reason??- then the doorbell rings

moon realizes that it's eclipse from his,,,,"aura" and gives the star (that he for some reason has) to sun, which is also in the shape of a slice of cheese

sun, for some reason, opens the door and eclipse is upside down, clipped through the floor so you can only see his legs sticking out

also, by slice of cheese i mean this

[fyrerainy]

Ok, hear me out. A MGAFS map, centring around foxy, to Ship in a Bottle by fin. It details all of FC's stuff and earth's kidnapping and monty's dad's death and the stitchwraith, ohohoh i can see it in my head. Thoughts?

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

it... fits

Lunar: Would never stab anyone. Sun: Would stab someone in retaliation. Moon: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Monty: Would stab without warning. Eclipse: Would stab as a warning.

...

Sun: Where is Monty? moon: I'll do you one better, who is Monty?? Lunar: Here's a better question, why is Monty?

...

moon, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Monty: Can I go to the bathroom? moon, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

...

Lunar: When I was a kid, Eclipse told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. Monty: They are! Lunar: FOR REAL? Monty: No! Why did you fall for it again?

...

Monty: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

...

Eclipse: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Eclipse: I gave my Brother a collar. Eclipse: *dog                                                                                                      Moon:... this is a verbal conversation.

...

Eclipse: *sees someone doing something stupid* Eclipse: What an idiot. Eclipse: *realizes it's Lunar* Eclipse: Wait, that's MY idiot!

...

Sun: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Sun: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Sun: Hey, Monty, have you thought about having children? Monty: ... Monty: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. Sun: But we're not childr- Monty, already distracted: LUNAR, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

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Monty: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Monty: Anyways, you said Lunar is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Monty: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Moon: Yes? Monty: We’re in too deep.

...

Sun: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Moon, Lunar, & Eclipse: Okay. Sun: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Moon: Bold of you to assume I have money. Lunar: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Eclipse: Bold of you to assume I can die.

...

Monty: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Moon: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

...

Sun: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Lunar: Sun, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Sun: ... Lunar: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Sun: ... Lunar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

...

Monty & Lunar: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Monty: We need an adult! Lunar: Monty, you are an adult! Monty: We need an adultier adult! Get Moon!

...

Monty, texting Moon: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Moon′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Moon, texting back: Fuck you.

...

Eclipse: Dammit, you ruin everything! Lunar: You're welcome.

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Sun: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Moon: This knife is actually a magic wand. Lunar: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Eclipse: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Earth: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

...

Sun, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Moon: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Lunar: How did you know I was up until 3am? Monty: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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Monty: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Sun: You sleep with a stuffie. Monty: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

...

Moon: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Sun: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Monty: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Earth: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Monty: You might not know this, Lunar, but I am a flawed person. Moon: I do know that.

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Sun: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Lunar: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread* Moon: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. Eclipse: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. Monty: if you want information it is Lunar/Sun: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Sun: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Moon: Killed without hesitation.

...

Monty: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Moon: And you came to me?

[sigery]

IDK if they have a tumblr, but I want to call them out for stabbing me in the heart

[lifezvictory]

I like Earth.

Yes, Moon trying to explain his relationship with Monty and his identity to her was cringe, but she's not aphobic, and they were perfectly fine when Monty told her their pronouns. I just hope she can keep her sweetness when she learns about just how weird and messed up this family dynamicreally is.

Also, Moon just met Earth and he's already protective of her, that's really sweet. He's come a long way from what we saw of him in Security Breach.