#Suction Cup Man guy Business

[chocos-universe]

hi!! just wanted to say that I love your work!! Keep it up!!! :) ❤️

(also do you have any guy business hcs…)

Aren't you just sweet, sunflower!!

(And maybe I doooo~!)

Lee~

30%

•Heh, giggly.

•Squirmy fuck, lemme tell you--

•Weak to raspberries...

•Definitely gets revenge on his lers....

•"YOU AHAHAHAHASS" lee

•Doesn't get into Lee moods often. If he does, he just suffers

•The only people who really did tickle him was Penny, SCM, and his parents

•Unless he's like... extremely desperate, he definitely hints at for you to tickle him

•If you don't catch this man off gaurd, get ready for a chase

•Snorty laughter

•Doesn't give in easily unless it goes on for too long or one of his bad spots being targeted

•Doesn't really care for affection after being tickled

•A glass of water and a pat on the shoulder or a rub on the upper back will do

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Ler~

70%

•Aha! Run.

•EEEEEEVILLLLLL

•Teasy old man

•Always tickles SCM when he pissed him off

•Sometimes Penny (especially after helping SCM....)

•He might be old, but damn... he got skills

•"Aww, does it tickle? Yeah? It does? I ain't hearing a stop!"

•MEAN>:(

•Mostly goes rough, but if it's for comfort or just cheering someone up in general, soft tickles

•He CAN be nice. It's just a 10% possibility.

•"Heh... poor thing. It's ticklish."

•He's goofy, so it's easy to laugh at his teases and face (if you even see his face)

•Is vengeful, so if you tickle him, you're in for one hell of a day

•He allows you to bury your face in him and cling to him since it's mostly from flusteredness or trying to get him to stop, so he doesn't mind.

•Though, when he's done, he pats your back, ruffles your hair a little before just leaving you

•He isn't the affectionate type.

[gangles-toybox]

Stamps

I put my real Deviantart powers to use and made some stamps that are f2u with or w/o credit idgaf lol. Anyways, these are my first stamps I made n except the last one, I made them so I could use them in my Carrd(once I rework it) to let people know I ship some things that might make them uncomfortable. So ye! :3

[thebekashow]

suction cup man x business guy fanart

toxic yaoi or something like that.

(yeah. i ship them as a joke. lol)

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Mr. Guy Business from Suction Cup Man

Mr. Guy Business from Suction Cup Man is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

[crimson-chaser]

we NEED more SCM things, the fandom is halfway dead an I am starved 😞

[maximumeffort69]

IT'S JUST BUSINESS....... GUY BUSINESS.. :33333

[mwahnonreblogs]

screenshot edit, just because I can

[animanytotsllyinsany]

this is funny to me

Uhhh crossover !!

[foxchainships]

F*ck you I'm a shipping head! Request for anonymous

If you want me to draw your favorite ship, send over a DM :)

[kevynthedevylman]

Suction Cup Man Fights a Bird

YOU CAN'T POOP ON ME! I'M SUCTION CUP MAN! LOOKATME GO!

[suctioncuplover1999]

Weiner

I PUT COCKS ON HIS FUCKING WINDOWS!!

TAKE THAT, BUSINESS DUMMY

[chocos-universe]

Gotcha now, Bitch!

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--SCM was climbin' up Guy Business's tower, but it wasn't the weekend!--

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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|

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"Oooh, I've been climbin' up ya towwwerrr! You can kiss my asssss!!"

Guy Business heard distant singing. ...He recognized that voice!

"Ooh, I've been climbin' up ya towwwwerrr! And I'm smudgin' up your glasssss! Hey!"

"HEY! Don't take another SUCK, Suction Cup Man!" Guy Business slammed open his window and was met with a climbing Suction Cup Man. "Ah, top of the tower to ya, business dummy!" Suction Cup Man said with the biggest smile ever, giving Guy Business a little wave. "Don't call me that. And it's a FRIDAY!! IT'S NOT THE WEEKEND!!" Guy Business informed, putting his hands on his hips. "Yeahhhh, but I got bored! Plus, I wanna shout random shit and run away from the cops again!" "Again?" "Yeah, they saw me climbin' up an abandoned school, and I got in trouble for it." Suction Cup Man explained, taking his hands of two of his suction cups and shrugging. "Why... okay... but still! I said only WEEKENDS!" Guy Business shook his head to get out of his confused state and back to his disappointed one. "Pff, okay, and? Whatcha gonna do to stop me?!" Suction Cup Man remarked smugly, crossing his arms and raising an eyebrow while smirking. "...Okay that's it." Guy Business stomped away.

Suction Cup Man was there sticking to the window for about 5 minutes until Guy Business came back, huffing. "I don't have any more Anti-Suction Cup window cleaners..." "Haha! Dumbass!" SCM laughed at him. Guy Business huffed, then got an idea. He grinned and then closed the window. Suction Cup Man blinked as his giggles slowed down as his face was a mix of suspicion and confusion. But was met with the closest window opening and being pulled into the building. "W-WOAH HEY!!" SCM was caught of gaurd as he was pulled into the dark building as the window closed behind him. He blinked and looked around the dark room before he looked in front of him and saw Guy Business. He shrieked and fell on his ass. "Ow! The FUCK is your problem!?" Suction Cup Man looked up at Guy Business as fear slowly started to sink in. "You wanna laugh, eh?" Guy Business's grin grew menacing as he stepped closer to SCM. Suction Cup Man gulped and scooted away, scooting into a wall above a window. He had no chance to escape as he looked up at Guy Business with wide eyes. "I'll give you something to laugh about, asshole..." "Wh-What do you meeeeANNNN---" SCM shrieked

Then, laughter filled the room when Guy Business started to tickle Suction Cup Man's stomach. "Ohhhh, NOW, you're laughing!" "BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! H-HEHEHEHEHEY!! UNCAHAHAHALLED FOR!! UNCALLED FOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOR!!" Suction Cup Man put his hands on Guy Business's chest, trying but failing to push him off. "Ohhh, is that a smile? Is that a big smile?! Is it? Yeah? Is it?!" Guy Business teased in a baby voice, making Suction Cup Man's face flush. "NOOOHOHOHOHOHO! NO, IT'S NAHAHAHAHAT!! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *snort*" Guy Business laughed a little. "Oh my gohohod! Was that a snort?! Oh, I HAVE to hear THAT again!" Guy Business commented, now lightly squeezing behind Suction Cup Man's knees. "WAHAHAHAHAHAIT-- NOHOHOHOHOHOHO! YOU AHAHAHAHAHASS!! STAHAHAHAHAP!! *squeak*" Suction Cup Man pounded the floor with his fist. "No way! We made a deal, and you broke it! This is what you get!!" Guy Business laughed. "D-DUHUHUHUHUMMY NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" "I'm sorry, what was that you ticklish man?!" "NOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! DOHOHOHONT CALL ME THAHAHQHAHAT!! *snort & hic* SHIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!!" Suction Cup Man felt his face heating up. "...Don't you like play guitar?" Guy Business suddenly asked, raising a brow, now slowly tracing his finger along Suction Cup Man's neck, making SCM scrunch up his shoulders. "H-Hehehehehehe... y-yehehehehehes!!" Suction Cup Man answered the question in between little giggles. Guy Business smirked and started playing Suction Cup Man's ribs like guitar strings. "Is this bow you do it?" Guy Business asked innocently. "GAHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THAHAHAHAT! *snort* OH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHANYTHIHIHIHIHIHING BUT THAHAHAHAHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHA *hic* HAHAHAHAHA!!" Tears started to seep from Suction Cup Man's eyes as he kicked his legs, covering his eyes with his arm and trying to pry Guy Business's hand off of him. "Aww, are your ribs ticklish? Are your widdle bwaby rwibs ticklish?" Guy Business teased, making it worse. "NOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!! I CAHAHAHAN'T BREEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEATHE!!" Suction Cup Man squealed, snorted, and hiccuped. "Will you do it again?" "NOHOHOHOHOHO!! I WOHOHOHOHON'T JUHUHUHUHUHUHUST PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!! NOHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHOHORE!!" Suction Cup Man hiccuped and wheezed a little before Guy Business came to a stop

"Good!" Guy Business smiled and got up, dusting himself off. Suction Cup Man huffed and panted, letting out breathless giggles, curling into a ball. Guy Business chuckled a little. "You good?" He asked, genuinely a bit concerned. Suction Cup Man giggled and nodded. "Uh-huh... f-fuck mahan... your insane! Hehehe..." Suction Cup Man giggles came to a stop as he got up and took a deep breath. "OH, wow! Shit I haven't laughed that hard in GOD knows how long! ...Never do that to me again." Suction Cup Man pouted a little, crossing his arms. "Heh, no promises! Now get the fuck outta my tower." "I thought I had to get OFF ya tower." Suction Cup Man remarked back with sass. "Do you want me to tickle you agai--" "Nope, message received." Suction Cup Man cut Guy Business off, and in a panic, fumbled to open the window and get his suction cups. He put two on his feet and jumped out the window, gliding through the air with his suction cups and parachute.

As Guy Business went to close the window he heard a distant and faint: "FUCK YOU!!" He sighed and closed. His window, getting back to work. He knew Suction Cup Man would do this again. But now he had a method to count one. And for once, didn't mind.

💜The End🤍

[mynameis-a]

the blender blog has helped me discover many characters that i never knew existed.

sometimes this is a good thing! (see the arknights hyperfixation)

but most of the time its just

[deadfandomlover]

it's so peak.... IT'S SO PEAK!!!!!

DAN VS SUCTION CUP MAN‼️‼️‼️

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[the-possum-writes]

Can I please get some hcs of Finn, Fern, Bonnibel and Marceline (separately) with a gender!neutral human reader who gets found in some kind of stasis pod in an overgrown underground bunker from the mushroom wars, and when they wake the reader up it turns out the reader was put in stasis near the end of the mushroom wars and now has to adjust to a radically different world? And after a few months of helping them get used to things the reader asks if they want to go on a date sometime?

Waking up from Stasis Hc

❥Characters: Finn, Marceline, Princess Bubblegum

❥Tag: Mentions of war and death, SFW, Gen!neutral reader, angst & comfort, human!reader, headcanons

❥A/n: Sorry for the wait! Gonna keep this limited to Finn, Marcy and PB due to my 3 characters per request rule. Hasn't been proofread, i wanted to get this one out as soon as possible ;w;

❥Taglist: @watchingfromthefloorboards @foxpearlwilder

Intro.

It was like sleeping any other night if it wasn't for the weird dreams. They were continuous, vivid and bizarre enough to the point you forgot about the real world where you can't fly nor talk to animals, eventually the memory of raid alarms and gunfire stoped bothering you as much as they used to as you enjoyed living one dream after another like a movie marathon.

But eventually all dreams, just like movies, come to an end.

When you wake up its like you're being splashed with a bucket of cold water, you're clutching your heart while gasping for air as bright lights burn the cornea of your eyes like pepper spray.

"Are they still alive?" one voice asks.

"Just barely, we'll need to transport them to the hospital."

Is what you manage to understand before you black out for moment, this time there were no dreams keeping you company. When you woke up you finally understood the situation you were in, with your memory slowly coming back to you in short bursts. The room you're in is plain white with weird machinery connected to you through thing tubes and suction cups, beside you is a young man with bright blue clothing. "Hey, you're up." he greets you after noticing you open your eyes.

"Looks like it, yeah... does this mean the war is finally over?" you ask which gained a confused expression from the young man.

"...War?"

Bubblegum

❥Princess Bubblegum is in charge of your well being the next few days, she'd walk in and run some tests and ask you simple questions but she'd only gain "Yes" or "No" responses from you.

❥She was the first to assigned you some professional help, talking with someone to let out all your confused and emotional turmoil.

❥"Your health has been improving." PB brings up during one of your medical check ups.

"So has my mood, it's not easy moving on but I know my family would want that for me." you motivate yourself, earning an awknowlodge nod from the princess.

❥Once you're out of bed you finally have a chance to properly marvel at the Candy Kingdom, from its candy residents to its sweet smelling architecture."You built all this? And everything is made of candy?"

"Sure is, you can take a bite of anything is you like."

"Even you?" you joke.

"Ha, ha very funny." PB huffs sarcastically.

❥Bubblegum is a busy woman but you still tail coat behind her like a baby duckling, either helping her as an assistant for her science projects or joining her for royal tea ceremonies.

❥After a year has passed and you felt comfortable in your new home did you feel confident enough to ask PB an important question. "You're gonna over work yourself again Peebs, how about I invite you to dinner at a restaurant?"

"Just bring it up to my lab, having company would be nice."

"Yes boss!"

Finn

❥Turns out the young man has been keeping watch over you for almost two days, refusing to leave your side until you woke up. Maybe it's because you're the only other human (besides Susan) in Ooo who he can relate to, or he's just that nice of a guy.

❥Once you woke up he was ecstatic to learn more about the world you lived in, what kind of monsters could you slay? What games or comics were available at the time? But Finn soon realized you weren't up to reminisce about old times. "My family... They didn't make it did they...?" you'd start weeping.

❥He gave you space to sort out your feelings due to Pb's request. Whenever Finn was relaxing at his own home he often found himself thinking about you, trying to get in your shoes and understand how he would feel if he suddenly woke up and Jake wasn't with him.

❥The next time he came to visit you he brought a get well basket with a bunch of snacks and his favorite comics, however some of them were half eaten because him and Jake got hungry on the way there, his heart was in the right place but his stomach wasn't. "Hey, I'm glad you made it here though. I appreciate it." you'd tell them.

❥"How's the recovery going?" he'd ask, curious to know since there's less equipment checking your vitals compared to the previous times. "It's going steady, Princess Bonnibel says I'll be out in no time."

Finn gets close to you, making sure there wasn't a wad of gum nearby. "Between you and me, she's a great medic but she's also very serious about it. She had me swallowing horse sized pills without a second thought pfft."

"Yeah, she be like that."

❥"Do you know what you'll do when you get out?"

"I have no clue, although PB suggested I'd get used to the outdoors."

"Then I have the perfect spot."

Then Finn would proceed to take you to visit weird kingdoms, some made of fruits and others made of breakfast, it's amazing experiencing such things with Finn by your side.

❥He'd always talks about the adventures he goes on like something out of a legend, it's tempting to go on one with him but he says. "I'll have to teach ya how to use a sword."

"Well sign me the fluff up."

Marceline.

❥Seeing Marceline for the first time is kind of scary when you first woke up. Mainly it was due to so many vampire monster movies.

❥She'd ominously float near you one day, when you were still down in the dumps after learning the truth. "I was there." she says all of a sudden, dry and blunt.

"What?"

"I said I was there, when everything went down. You managed to sleep it off in one of them bunkers, you didn't have to see your loved ones leave one by one. Consider yourself lucky."

The reason you were scared of her the first few days was because of the way she looked at you, with those dark red demon eyes.

❥Marceline would keep the whole "paralysis demon" kind of approach the next week. You'd wake up in the middle of the night to see a flash of her nocturnal eyes before she vanishes. You're unsure if she's haunting you or not, when asking PB about it she says "Marcy probably wants to talk to you but isn't willing to open up yet. Just give her some time." she'd shrug it casually. You would shrug it off too if it wasn't because it feels like you'll get a heart attack everytime you see Marceline's eyes.

❥It's like treating a cat. You wait for her to come to you. Eventually once you got out of the hospital and settled up in the candy kingdom, Marceline woke you up with the music from her guitar, she didn't give you that hard look and instead floated near you in a relaxed position.

❥Despite her personality and appearance she's surprisingly the most understanding of the three. As you soon came to find out she was a witness of the early days of the war, it was almost therapeutic talking to her about it.

"The smell of plane fumes was a pain in the buns, I remember I would spread lotion under my nose just to distract me from it." you'd bring up.

She would carry her bass with her and slowly playing a few beats. "I used to tied car refreshers to my forehead." she cackled.

❥The two of you bonded over music, she'd play a melody from back in the day and you'd tell her the details. "Ah I recognize that one, it was a good single."

"Really? I've had stuck in my head since I was a kid but I never knew the rest of the song!"

"Well, consider yourself lucky" you snarky repeat the same phrase she told you when you two met, receiving a pillow to the face.

[crimson-chaser]

Who’s ur fav Buddy Ease character??🫶😻

YOU DUMBASS THATS A PERSON IN SCM 🤫🧏‍♂️

I’m kidding bbg I know what you meant 🫶

but prolly Suction Cup Man, Gina or the cops :3